00:05Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30PTA meeting today at 5 o'clock. Will we see you there?
00:32I'll totally get a sitter on a Tuesday night.
00:35Yes, you can.
00:35You actually can.
00:37What do I have on the schedule today?
00:39You're super late for your marketing meeting.
00:41You have to tell me these things!
00:45I can't believe I'm gonna be late for my first soccer practice.
00:49I'm sorry, okay? I'm trying.
00:51Well, try harder, dude.
00:52Good job. Good boy.
00:54The bake sale.
00:55No BPA, no MSG, no BHA, no BHT.
00:58No sesame, no soy.
01:00And of course, no nuts or eggs or milk or butter or salt or sugar or wheat.
01:04No.
01:05What's that now?
01:06I'm so tired of trying to be this perfect mom.
01:10I'm done.
01:11You said everything I've ever felt about being a mom but couldn't save it.
01:15There's so many rules now.
01:17Don't punish your kids.
01:18Don't say no to your kids.
01:19Oh.
01:20We all work too damn hard trying to make our kids' lives amazing and magical.
01:26Their lives already are amazing and magical.
01:30Be bad moms.
01:31Oh, I'm in.
01:32To bad moms!
01:34Woo!
01:34Wendy!
01:36I do the cooking, yes, I do the cleaning.
01:39Plus I keep the nana real sweet for your eating.
01:41We have to bring down the perfect moms.
01:43Are those store-bought donut holes, maybe?
01:46Um, I am going to destroy it.
01:49I say we go punch that chick right in the tits.
01:52Great.
01:52I'm in.
01:53I'm in the drum like dum-dee-dee-dee
01:56I know you want it in the worst way
01:58I wanna hear you calling my name
02:01Like, hey, ma-ma-ma-ma
02:03Hey, ma-ma-ma-ma
02:04I made out with so many women tonight.
02:06Guys, I really like whippets.
02:10Is that your mom bra?
02:12Looks like you have one long boob.
02:14It's a uni-boob.
02:15This is my sexy bra.
02:17Looks like you wrapped an ace bandage around yourself like three times.
02:20Yeah, I don't even want to touch it.
02:20It's like an eye mask.
02:22Like you put it in the fridge.
02:23You got a very Boys Don't Cry thing happening right now.
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