00:00Look, ok?
00:01It's not my fault.
00:07I bet nothing's ever your fault, is it, darling?
00:12You have thrown away your life working in some silly Christmas shop.
00:20Hey, elf!
00:21This is my little helper.
00:22I have nicknamed her Lazy the Elf because she appears never to work.
00:26Father, if only Christmas get me out of here.
00:31What?
00:32Jesus.
00:32Where did you come from?
00:33Well, what are you looking at?
00:35I'd be a falcon.
00:37Oh, dammit!
00:39I think it just pooed in your eye.
00:40Yeah, I think so.
00:41It's good luck, you know?
00:42What is?
00:43Getting pooed on by birds.
00:44I'm busy, you're weird. Goodbye.
00:46You've missed five doctor's appointments.
00:48Mum is scared.
00:50So, tell me about sleep.
00:52She never sleeps.
00:53Exercise?
00:54Not at all.
00:55Alcohol?
00:56Oh, she's drinking like the pirate.
00:58Okay, fine.
00:59Thank you doctor, thank you so much for your time.
01:00Let's go mum.
01:03Whoa!
01:04You!
01:05Again.
01:06What do you mean again?
01:06Did you follow me here?
01:08Are elves always so cynical?
01:09Yes.
01:10Relentlessly.
01:11These are dark times.
01:12I'm Tom.
01:14Kate.
01:17Here we are.
01:18This is the bit where you murder me.
01:19So what is it that you do?
01:21I sing.
01:21Oh.
01:22It's amazing.
01:22Anyway.
01:23Boring, boring, boring.
01:25I'm not bored.
01:26You are so strange.
01:29Where are you going?
01:31We're in there.
01:31Were you not homeless?
01:32No.
01:33I volunteered here.
01:34Why didn't you just get Saint tattooed on your forehead?
01:39You were great at your job when you started.
01:42But now, it's like you don't care anymore.
01:45Hi.
01:45Hi.
01:46Can I help?
01:48I'm a mess.
01:49I was really sick and I nearly died.
01:52I don't tell people because they get weird.
01:54But I don't think you'll get weird.
01:56No.
01:57I'm just scared all the time.
01:59They just expect me to be normal.
02:01And get on with life.
02:02There's no such thing as normal.
02:03Just being a human being is hard.
02:07Maybe you should do something nice for someone.
02:10Deck the halls with bells of holly.
02:12Fa la la la la la la la la.
02:14Tis the season to be jolly.
02:16Oh, boy.
02:20I've been volunteering at the shelter.
02:22Seriously?
02:23That sounds like a healthy choice.
02:24What's wrong with you?
02:26I've been trying to find you.
02:28You keep disappearing.
02:29Then when I do bump into you accidentally, I might add.
02:32It wasn't accidental.
02:34Scores?
02:36Why me?
02:37It's always gonna be you.
02:39You like?
02:41You're gonna make mistakes and that's okay.
02:44You're made of everything you do.
02:49You can't be in here!
02:51No, we're leaving!
02:51You're leaving!
02:52You have to do what you say!
02:54We are!
02:55Grazie a tutti
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