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00:18Yeah.
00:19Nah, nothing yet.
00:21But I'm on it, I swear.
00:23Yes, loud and clear.
00:25Putting the rest of us to shame?
00:29Yeah, yeah, Ravi was supposed to join me,
00:31but I guess he slept in.
00:33Oh, or he stood you up.
00:34I just see him going into the boxing gym.
00:38Charming.
00:54Ravi?
00:56Ravi?
00:56Ravi?
00:59Ravi?
01:01Ravi?
01:04Hello?
01:07What's happened, Mum?
01:08Nothing.
01:09Everything's fine.
01:10Yeah, because nothing says I'm fine,
01:11like screaming Dad's name at 7am.
01:13Yeah, well, you want to be grateful.
01:15Last time that happened,
01:16nine months later, you were born.
01:17Go on, go back to bed.
01:19It's weird seeing you up this early.
01:21You okay?
01:22You look knackered.
01:23Yeah, I barely slept.
01:26Are you sure it ain't the meds?
01:28I mean, we can see about adjusting them.
01:29Oh, I'll be all right.
01:32So, where is he then?
01:35Um, oh, he's so far on a run.
01:37That was me shouting to see if he could grab some milk on the way back,
01:40but, um, yeah, he's already left.
01:42Your dad's fine.
01:44All right, I promise.
01:47As long as he's fine, all right?
01:50I'll just go.
01:51Yeah.
02:11Someone's pumped up this morning.
02:18Oh, let's...
02:19Let's...
02:20It's in a right.
02:22Are you...
02:23Yeah, sweet.
02:26Rav.
02:29Yeah, mate.
02:30Yeah, I'm good.
02:32I'm sorry.
02:34He's in the zone.
02:38So, any news?
02:41Well, as far as we know, everyone caught up in the sting.
02:43It's keeping their mouth shut.
02:45Good.
02:46Don't have a drill.
02:47Yeah, well, that's not good enough for the higher-ups.
02:50They want blood, Rav.
02:51And not any old Clara.
02:53After yesterday, I need this rat's head on a platter sharpish.
02:56You want new skinning?
02:57Yeah, they do.
02:59Well, it's a good job you've got a look on your side.
03:01It'll be news as target practice, mate.
03:04Don't worry about it.
03:06They say it's good luck, don't they?
03:08They'll be closer than you think.
03:09I'll tell you what.
03:10You need help when you find him.
03:12You know where I am.
03:17I appreciate it.
03:26I'll leave you to it, then.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Appreciate it.
03:34Cheers.
03:36Yeah, I've already done a week of it.
03:38You think I'd be less nervous?
03:40Really?
03:40You'll be fine.
03:42Yeah, maybe it's just the fact that everybody leaves the room and stands behind a lead wall.
03:49Oh, Phil.
03:51You've put sugar in it.
03:52Oh, sorry.
03:53That's our Nigel's again.
03:55That's a muscle memory for you.
03:57We off to the charity shop?
03:59A little bit after.
04:00Just a couple of things we forgot to pack.
04:01You don't mind if I...
04:03What time are you coming over?
04:05Elaine's gonna pop in.
04:06I mean, God love that woman, but honestly, if I hear one more word about those breeding council elections...
04:10Yeah, I can't.
04:11I'm back to the hospital.
04:12It's sad to do a radio therapy.
04:15Are you?
04:17God, who says my brother doesn't have a heart?
04:20I don't bother.
04:21Erm, after Square's asking when they can visit, I've been off to ask for a revolving door.
04:26I told you, I'm not coming.
04:28Lex, please.
04:30Sorry, Phil.
04:31Yeah, slow down, slow down.
04:32What's going on?
04:32You tell him.
04:34Jay phoned this morning.
04:36Said he's put a car lot up for Sal.
04:38I think it's starting to find he at home that he ain't coming back.
04:41Right, listen.
04:42Sounds like you are needed elsewhere.
04:43You sure?
04:44Yeah.
04:45You're a grandad.
04:46When else do you get to play good cop?
04:49Come.
04:50Yeah.
04:54Yeah, I busted.
04:55I thought you meant to be at work.
04:56Yeah, I forgot my floss.
04:58You're treating yourself, are you?
04:59Yeah, you caught me.
05:00It's a new phone.
05:02Spence with Perkins.
05:03Diamond-encrusted breast pump.
05:04Oh.
05:05No, I'm baby-proofing the house.
05:06Now that Jimmy's moving about and that, there's literally a death trap in there.
05:10How much is that going to cost us?
05:12You're not seriously putting a price tag on our children's safety, are you?
05:15No, no, no, no.
05:16It's just we're a little bit short for money as it is this month.
05:20Okay, well, going to have to crack on then, yeah?
05:23Sell some more apples for us.
05:25Will you take that inside for me?
05:26Yeah, you can.
05:27See you, Zach.
05:29Zach?
05:30Oh, he is.
05:31Right, um, just do not let him leave, okay?
05:34I'll be there in two minutes, yeah?
05:35Ah, you're early.
05:37I like it.
05:38Let's start as we mean to go on.
05:40Lauren, about this induction.
05:42No, it's only going to take a few hours, honestly.
05:44Yeah, sorry.
05:45It's just, um, so it's kind of, it's come up.
05:47Do you mind if we reschedule?
05:49Yeah.
05:49It's not very convenient, but...
05:52Yeah.
05:53Okay, thanks.
05:54You're such a mate.
05:59I thought you was okay with Jay not coming back.
06:02You don't have to pretend to be okay with it, Lex.
06:05It's not just Jay.
06:09You and Dad splitting up.
06:11Johnny moving in.
06:14Nigel.
06:18Is this what being an adult's like?
06:21Nothing staying the same?
06:23Things change, Lex.
06:25You know, I...
06:26I know it ain't easy.
06:28But are they changing because of me?
06:31You're joking, aren't you?
06:32You're the one who keeps us going.
06:34Couldn't keep Mum going, could I?
06:36Or Nigel.
06:42Listen, I'll tell you what,
06:43seeing as you're down to Zepson today anyway,
06:46Mum will go and visit Nigel, yeah?
06:48Seriously?
06:49We can do that.
06:50I don't see why not.
06:52Coming, Phil?
06:54No, I've got to see if I can catch Sam at the hospital.
07:00Well, tell him you said hi.
07:01Yeah, all right, darling.
07:07Cheers.
07:14Is everything all right?
07:15Ben said a word all morning,
07:17a car from Ben Markham, yeah?
07:19I thought I was going to go for a couple of rounds
07:20at one point, he's dead.
07:21Just leave it with me.
07:23Cheers, Sam.
07:23All right.
07:26Robin.
07:28Wait.
07:29What, Ria?
07:30What do you want?
07:31What do I want?
07:32You're only in bed this morning
07:33and you ain't picking up your phone.
07:35Think I'm allowed to be a bit worried
07:36after everything that's happened recently?
07:39Is that so awkward, is it?
07:40Yeah.
07:41Yeah, it's fine.
07:41You don't need to worry.
07:42If you tell me not to worry one more time...
07:45Okay, look, he's been given a deadline
07:46to find the informant and kill him.
07:50Do you think he's capable of that?
07:52I haven't got a choice, I guess.
07:55And that don't scare you?
07:57Raffi, you might think you're invincible,
07:59but being the kids,
08:01we live in the real world
08:02and thanks to you,
08:03we're all in danger now.
08:10Raffi, Raffi, Raffi, Raffi, Raffi, Raffi.
08:35As of this morning,
08:36the car lot is officially on sale.
08:39I thought you knew he was selling.
08:40Yeah, just not this quick.
08:42Right, well, what happens now?
08:44I don't know, just to help it tick over
08:46until someone buys it.
08:48What am I going to do, Penny?
08:51Double rollover tomorrow.
08:52Fingers crossed your numbers,
08:53come in and buy it yourself.
08:55Yeah, because if I won the lottery,
08:56that is exactly what I'm going to do first.
08:57I'm going to buy the car lot.
08:58Is it that bad a shower, though?
09:01Not winning the lottery, obviously.
09:02I mean, buying the business.
09:05You run it anyway.
09:06Surely owning it is not that big a stretch.
09:08Look, I'm being serious, Lauren.
09:10Take a negative and turn it into a positive.
09:13That's what good business people do, isn't it?
09:16Think about it.
09:28Oh, just the man I was looking for.
09:30Ravi said he saw you at the gym earlier.
09:33Did he seem OK to you?
09:36In what way?
09:37Well, I just think he's...
09:39He's just been a bit stressed lately, you know?
09:42I think he's blaming himself for what happened to Nugget.
09:45Why are you telling me this, Priya?
09:47I'm just saying, you know, if he's been off of you,
09:50then maybe that's why.
09:51Typical bloke.
09:53Won't admit when he's struggling.
09:58Right.
09:59Right.
10:00Yeah, I don't want to be an overbearing girlfriend,
10:02but I mean, you saw him at the pharmacy.
10:06He's lucky the old Bill didn't cart him off there and then.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Lucky.
10:14Yeah.
10:18See ya.
10:27How is having my rings delivered by a bird of prey
10:29anything other than showing off?
10:31Well, you weren't the first one to be special.
10:33You say him first like I'm already planning my second.
10:36Oh, I must have just ignored it, Ricky.
10:38How many wedding days you want now, son?
10:39Uh, just a couple ahead of you, Mother.
10:41Oh, very funny.
10:46Oh, no.
10:47I hate when that happens.
10:49It's the worst.
10:51Oscar?
10:52What?
10:53Have you even been home?
10:54Been to A home?
10:55What are you looking at business loans for?
10:57Peter not been paying his prostitutes.
11:00I'm really not in the mood for you today.
11:02Wouldn't it just be easier just to steal from a charity again?
11:05I know what you're doing.
11:07Lashing out, drinking, random hookups.
11:09It's your defence mechanism, because you,
11:11you don't want to admit that you're still hung up on Jasmine.
11:15When Peter does make a move,
11:17I won't even feel a little bit guilty.
11:19No, do you mind?
11:20Hey, today, Brian.
11:22Oh, and what is it with you?
11:24He's actually not.
11:25He is unbelievable.
11:26I mean, if I wasn't mid-campaign,
11:27I mean, no-one would blame me
11:28if I gave that young man a clip around a year.
11:30Oh, he's fine.
11:31He just needs a distraction or something.
11:33Yeah, maybe you could have him on your campaign trail, you know?
11:36Gift of the gab, shoots from the hip.
11:38Might be the sort of person to win your votes.
11:40Look, he only had his ankle tag taken off a few weeks ago.
11:43What? Exactly.
11:45Who doesn't love a redemption story?
11:47Oh, come on, Ian.
11:49Not even for your favourite daughter-in-law?
11:52My only daughter-in-law.
11:55I'll think about it.
11:57Well.
11:58Oh.
12:14Oh.
12:15Oh.
12:27Oh, my God.
12:52What the hell are you doing?
13:03Excuse me. Looking for Nigel Bates? He's new here.
13:06Room 5.
13:08Oh, you don't have to thank me, darling. It's my pleasure.
13:11And with me, you get a twofer. I'm a friend and a pillar of the community.
13:15Oh, hello. I didn't know you were coming.
13:17Yeah. Lex wanted to make sure he was settling in. Is that all right?
13:20Yeah, of course it is. He's looking through the film collection at the moment
13:23and he's feeling a little bit brighter today, so you've chosen a good time.
13:28They have a film collection?
13:29Well, I mean, they can't stay in bed all day, can they?
13:31Oh, I could not agree more.
13:32Which is why when I am elected counsellor, I will make sure that every care facility in my ward
13:39will have an adequate supply of recreational equipment.
13:46Ta-ra.
13:46Thanks.
13:47Bye.
13:47Bye.
13:48Bye.
13:50Very nice.
13:52Julie.
13:53Julie.
13:54Oh, here they are.
13:56They, uh...
13:58They don't have part two.
14:00They've probably gone walkabout.
14:02Oh.
14:03Look, it's here to see you.
14:06Hello.
14:07Do you work there too, then?
14:10Look, they, uh...
14:12The quality of the video rentals there really needs looking at.
14:15They haven't got part two.
14:21it's rubbish isn't it why don't we have a look on my phone see if we can find something better
14:26to watch do i need to call the police go i'm on speed dial have you or is it more
14:41of a panic
14:41button okay cards on the table you know you almost had me earlier that whole caring misses routine but
14:48you want to know where you slipped up the pharmacy never occurred to me why the old bill gave him
14:55a
14:55free pass after that and with you both having such good poker faces i thought i'd have to find proof
15:01another way so here we are proof of what exactly priya don't play dumb it don't suit you
15:11well it feels like a club on you right now doesn't it i mean what are you expecting to find
15:14a signed confession ravi's told me everything okay so whatever theories you're cooking up
15:21let's make one thing clear ravi ain't a grass so explain yesterday fortune teller is he
15:26you want the truth ravi and jack there's a lot of history okay a lot of water under a pretty
15:33shaky
15:34bridge that sounds very cozy doesn't it yeah hardly last year something happened on the square
15:40okay something that could have got jack into a lot of trouble stop talking in riddles priya and just
15:44get to the point jack owed ravi a favor right a big one okay and that got called in when
15:50he gave
15:51him the heads up about this raid wait so brannan's bent that's what you're saying no what i'm saying
15:56is if anything you should be thanking ravi okay he didn't have to tell you he wouldn't be here smashing
16:01up my apartment if he didn't so so why not tell me from the get-go why did he lie
16:07because he knew how
16:09it would look okay but i'm telling you this thing with jack it's a one-off right and one that
16:16saved
16:16your skin and all ravi is a lot of things okay but grass no that ain't one of them if
16:25you're such a big
16:25man willing to get actual blood on your hands at least make sure you've got the right bloke
16:32and you're telling me the truth
16:34no smoke no mirrors no ball you look me in the eye and you tell me you're telling the truth
16:42cross my heart
16:48sorry about the mess
16:56okay well thanks thanks for your help anyway bye
17:01who's that secret lover oh no we just email no it was the bank actually i'm trying to get
17:08a business loan because i want to buy the car off of jay all right well i must have been
17:12asleep when
17:12we talked that one through well you don't have to worry do you because apparently i'm not eligible
17:18oh well in their defense probably not the most sound investment is it i love it when you kick me
17:24when
17:24i'm down but no people get made redundant all the time and there's a reason why when they do they
17:28don't go and then buy the company capitalism what i mean is if if we're going to keep our head
17:33above
17:33water we've got to find you another job you're going to have to find a proper job you know
17:39stay away from me no you know i said it i said from day one brian is a pedo and
17:43he's following me
17:44don't call him a pedo go back a few sets please he just propositioned me in broad daylight in the
17:50park i think i feel i feel used oh you don't yeah yeah i propositioned him and if you'd waited
17:56five seconds to hear me out you'd realize i was offering you a job no offense bride but
18:01fried fish ate my life calling no oscar it's not the chippy no it's uh his counseling campaign but
18:08we were talking earlier and we thought it might be a good idea to have someone like you on board
18:12you
18:12know you could be in charge of the pr pr manager i'm listening hang on a minute i was thinking
18:17more about handing out leaflets oh no i'm out okay look i've done my time as a leaflet girl wasn't
18:23for
18:23me thank you though brian and sorry about the whole pedo thing you know everyone knows that you're a
18:29proper gent deep down no thank you yeah you see and that ladies and gentlemen is how you rebuild an
18:34image from predator to prince in one swift move let's do it i'm in yeah yeah well hang on a
18:40minute
18:41can we just slow down a minute okay helping out is one thing but um i i don't think i
18:46actually need
18:46a pr pr manager first things first uh let's get something down and write yeah on your bike oscar
18:51later no not later before you get into dragon's den give me a hand setting this up please will you
18:56uh a bit uh a bit below my pay grade well consider it a contribution to the rent you don't
19:00pay
19:03you okay oh dear what's he done now no it ain't peter well it sort of is actually i thought
19:14it was a good
19:14idea for me to you know try and get a business loan and buy the car lot off of jay
19:19they turned you
19:20down yeah basically and and peter thinks it's a non-starter anyway oh that boy do you know he
19:27inherited all of my good looks and none of my entrepreneurial spirit wait you don't you think
19:33this is a good idea lauren being good at business isn't about who can put the most money on the
19:41table okay it's about doing the right deal at the right price at the right time yeah no i know
19:50but i
19:50i still got any money in the bank said no so you've got two choices a you can fall at
19:55the first hurdle
19:55or b you can problem solve right you can use your knowledge of jay's business to renegotiate with him
20:01you can go back to the bank with a revised business bank i'll tell you what i can't believe i'm
20:05saying
20:05this but you could tap your dad up for some finance okay look lauren you've got to be hungry for
20:14this
20:14okay you've got to really want it and i've got faith in you wow ian that was actually really good
20:25yeah
20:25and there ends my ted talk
20:33you okay i wasn't expecting the zimmer frame made him seem so it's only been a day
20:47he's uh nice and comfy in his chair now so he's ready if you're ready you can say no if
20:52you want to
20:53we can always come back another day i'm ready oh the angel of wolf for this do you want a
21:05biscuit
21:06you keep them marginal um nagel thinks this room's a bit sparse do you think you could help us spruce
21:14it
21:14up a little bit great there's some stuff in the back there hey so he's stopping for tea here um
21:20food's
21:22not great for a five star he thinks that we're still in our honeymoon hotel and he keeps on tipping
21:29the carers another time nige mate but you enjoy though yeah dog food and sprouts oh where do you
21:36want these nigel i'll bring a nice frame from next time i come oh put them up over over there
21:42the prider
21:43place i won't have any trouble sleeping with those looking over me uh when did what's his name uh say
21:53he was coming philip i'll um i'll i'll get him to give julie a call
22:01um
22:16priya
22:19what that happened to the door mark happened good thing the kids are at school isn't it you do
22:25remember avani and davinda or do they just float out of your head when you're off playing your big
22:29man gangster dealer what did you stand up well enough to convince him to get off your case and
22:32that shouldn't be on me ravi but who even are you mucking about the gym whilst i'm running around
22:38sorting out your problems when is this gonna end and what do we have to put up with next
22:48what am i doing right this is your mess you clean it up for once
23:04what am i doing right this is my t-shirt
23:34I don't know.
24:12You all right, Dad? Nice to see you.
24:15Do you want me to take your coat or anything?
24:18Er, no. No, I'm all right.
24:19Oh, come on then. Come in.
24:24Take a seat if you want, yeah?
24:26Blimey.
24:28That's Dot's best tea set, isn't it?
24:31Yeah, yeah.
24:32I'm just trying to be a little bit more of an adult, you know.
24:35Last night we didn't have no clean dishes,
24:37so I ended up eating my dinner out of a saucepan
24:38and my tea out of a sippy cup.
24:42All right, spit it out. How much?
24:44I've been around, Lauren.
24:45I know when someone's trying to tap me up for a bit of cash.
24:49All right.
24:51Well, short pitch.
24:54I would like to buy the car lot.
24:58Main reason's obviously being financial security for me
25:02and my children, your grandchildren.
25:04All right, emotional blackmail. Nice, yeah.
25:06Could have been a bit more subtle.
25:07Oh, come on, Dad.
25:08It makes total sense if you think about it.
25:11Listen, I love it, Lauren, all right?
25:13I love the fact you're thinking big
25:14and obviously the car lot means a lot to me,
25:16but I don't know.
25:17I don't know about owning it again.
25:19Like, it just feels like a backward step.
25:21Is it, though?
25:22Because, I mean, I would be running the thing.
25:24You wouldn't have to lift a finger.
25:26Listen, you want to talk to me about starting a business, yeah?
25:28I'm all for it, Lauren, all right?
25:30But this is just not how it works.
25:33You've got hardly any experience, have you?
25:35You're forgetting about LB Lettons?
25:37Oh, yeah, that famously successful Lettons agent.
25:41You're still looking for a business partner, aren't you?
25:43How's that working out for you?
25:45Um, one of us being murdered
25:47wasn't really on the business plan, Dad.
25:49Yeah, fair enough.
25:51Nah, I'm sorry, Lauren, all right?
25:53Just forget about it.
25:55Right, I'll pour, shall I?
25:58You know, Dot always said it tasted better from the pot.
26:00Oh, yeah, look at that.
26:02Beautiful.
26:02Yeah, Mum?
26:05Sorry, Lauren, I'm just, um,
26:07I'm just dropping off that paperwork now, yeah?
26:10Oh, God.
26:12You scared the life out of me.
26:13Sorry.
26:16Babe, all this stuff, it's just...
26:18It's taking a toll on me and all.
26:20Yeah, I know.
26:20I just want you to be okay.
26:23Yeah, it will be.
26:25Hmm?
26:25Yeah, it will be.
26:28I know what I have to do now.
26:31What are you talking about?
26:33You know how much I love you.
26:37Okay, now you're being rude.
26:41Ravi, come on.
26:42Let's just go home and get a drink.
26:44I can't.
26:45I'm out of time.
26:46What are you talking about?
26:48Ravi?
26:49Ravi, this ain't funny, you know.
26:52What are you...
26:54Ravi?
26:56Ravi!
26:58Ravi!
26:58Ravi!
26:59Go!
27:01Ravi!
27:03Ravi!
27:10idiotic
27:11Ravi!ließen
27:14Shh.
27:16S ally.
27:16Son Wait,å ´.
27:16Son
27:17Come on!
27:40Baby!
27:41Baby!
27:42Baby!
27:44Baby!
27:44Help me!
27:47You
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