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Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.

Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".

Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.

Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:

Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice

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00:04Good evening.
00:06Good evening.
00:07Good evening.
00:08I see that the delegation is in the attack.
00:12Where are you found, Kurovetino?
00:15I'm in the mouth.
00:16Drolia, come and get out of the car.
00:20And look at the man's mouth.
00:22Look at that.
00:24Obrani svoju prijateljicu.
00:27Hoću u svako doba.
00:30Ja nisam prijatelj i neprijatelj.
00:34Ona je došla u nas studio.
00:40Isto poštivao mi ju kao našu kolegicu što je došla u naš studio.
00:46Ali dala je prička svima nama.
00:49I našim deškima koji slave rođendan.
00:55A nemojte mene pisati zašto sam ja.
00:58Jer si vidio koga je ono.
01:01Ja sam vidio svoga dragoga Boga i toga poštiva koga je...
01:07Niko nije poštivo.
01:10Pa zašto?
01:11Jesi ti...
01:14Ba ti si temeljac od koje...
01:19Ba zašto ti meni...
01:22Ne ne...
01:23Pitam.
01:26Pa nisam ja njoj...
01:29Jesam ti...
01:30Što...
01:32Žal rekao.
01:34Nisi, nisi šeo.
01:35Ti si tak doba.
01:36Tak smo se karali lijepo onu večer.
01:38Ali to je super.
01:39A jo...
01:42Nemoj...
01:43Zašto dan?
01:44A ne smijem pred ja...
01:46A?
01:46Ne smijem da...
01:47Imamo telefone.
01:49Reciš viva halo.
01:51Reciš viva halo.
01:54I have a phone call and it's our friends and everything.
02:03I would like to be a friend of Joffe and Kelemenac Ivan.
02:15Those are children from 46 years old.
02:24Joffe is our friend.
02:26Sretan Rođena želim Joffe.
02:29Okay.
02:33Sretan Rođena želim Joffe.
02:35I will ask you directly.
02:38Do you want to say something?
02:40Do you want to eat or not?
02:43Yes.
02:45Why do you want to say something?
02:47Yes.
02:50Yes.
02:50Yes.
02:51Yes.
02:51Yes.
02:52Yes.
02:52Yes.
02:52Yes.
02:53Yes.
02:58I am a telephone.
03:04Hello.
03:06Hello.
03:07Hello.
03:11Hello.
03:12Hey, my mother is the legend of my wife.
03:16I... what?
03:18Shela.
03:19Listen.
03:21Give me a kiss.
03:23What?
03:25What do you want to live?
03:28I want to live with an orgasm.
03:31I want to live with an orgasm.
03:32Do you know what I want to live with?
03:37Slađo, i pas dicu...
03:41Kao tvoja mama, jel?
03:42Kao tvoja mama, jel?
03:44Ne, mama i mali smužje neko krala naša.
03:50Vam nešto da je pomogneš ti od mogniš.
03:53Kome?
03:55Ma ne znam kome.
03:58Ma šta se... šta se smijete, krala jebeli.
04:03What did you do about me?
04:04I'm sorry...
04:07What can you do about me?
04:10What did you do about me, because I'm fine...
04:13Why am I doing it?
04:14I just hold my paper, right?
04:16I know you come to me!
04:20I can't speak so...
04:26What I can't speak now,
04:28I know your...
04:29I don't know.
04:33Then he says when he comes to the police,
04:35and he goes to the police.
04:38Or he goes to the police.
04:41Okay.
04:42Hello.
04:43Mr. Seva, why don't you eat this pig?
04:50When she gets a pig, why?
04:54She gives a pig, and you don't want to eat.
04:58Why?
05:02I don't know.
05:03I'm going to tell you,
05:06and she came to the police,
05:09and she gave a pig,
05:10and she played a pig.
05:15You're the one who doesn't know what to do.
05:21Why?
05:23You're a little pig.
05:27Okay.
05:29I'm going to tell you that.
05:30Why?
05:32Because she's gone.
05:36Oh, she's gone.
05:38Why?
05:39I'm coming to the police.
05:42She's gone.
05:43Never, she's gone.
05:46You don't want to live.
05:47I can't live.
05:48You can do a pig.
05:50You can do a pig.
05:52I don't want to go.
05:54I'm going to get the blood.
05:57What?
05:58Sheva?
06:00Why?
06:02Look at this girl.
06:03Why don't you take a fish?
06:06When you're so good.
06:08How can you get one of the people who came to fight or not?
06:16Why can't you get her?
06:25Why can't you get one of the people who came to fight?
06:31You think you're a little of the people who came to fight.
06:41You can't do it.
06:46You can't do it.
06:49You can't do it.
06:50You can't do it.
06:52You can't do it.
07:01You can't do it.
07:06I can't do it.
07:14If you don't know what?
07:19I came to my life, I had a dog, why would I have a dog, why would I have a
07:28dog, and I have a dog when you talk about it without a problem.
07:37Yes, I have been told that the mother should be able to sleep.
07:48No one should be like that, No one should be like that.
07:50No one should be like that.
07:53No one should be like that.
07:56I don't have to do this.
07:57I don't have to be sure to do this.
08:01I will be here.
08:04I will be here.
08:09I will be here, my life is in the draft.
08:14Hrvati, who are in the combination of the draft,
08:18I will only be here with one big man.
08:22Look at this, a big man.
08:33Don't cry, Matilda.
08:36Yes.
08:38...
08:38...
08:39...
08:40...
08:40...
08:41...
08:42...
08:42...
08:42...
08:56Bob, divino!
08:58Jebeš ove u lebu kebi.
09:00O-
09:00...
09:00...
09:08Mak ti ovo jebe...
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