00:25You
00:26Nice doing business with you you too
00:31Relationship energy
00:32Don't start with that
00:34Do you want a drink?
00:36Definitely
00:43I'll return them
00:57Lila?
00:58Hi
00:58Hi
00:59What do you want to come in?
01:03Is that Oni's?
01:04You want a Negroni?
01:05Who is it?
01:06I'm sorry
01:12Who are you talking to?
01:15Um
01:19What's that?
01:20Oh, really, no job
01:21Really, it is nothing
01:22Just let me see it
01:24Can I just see it?
01:26Why are you acting so crazy?
01:28Okay, well I have to go put the deer netting back on my lettuces
01:35I understand my wrongness
01:36However, your act of retaliation destroyed my life
01:40Each word is more dramatic than the last
01:42You knew of my financial situation
01:43So you knew I would have to drop out
01:45You told me you didn't know any of dad's accusers
01:49If you are unwilling to recognize the hearing committee
01:53Why did you lie to me?
01:54I don't know
01:55Oh honey, you have a stye
01:58Oh no, this eye just like flares up if I don't
02:00Whatever dad did, retaliation is actually illegal
02:08You and your friend have a fight?
02:10No, just not super into girls
02:12Who want to cuddle their queer friend in bed
02:14Rather than actually hook up
02:18I mean, illegal like I could go to jail?
02:22No, no, don't be dumb mom
02:24For sure, but I think she just wants an apology
02:28For what?
02:29Well, did you prevent her from getting a scholarship?
02:31No
02:33Yes
02:39Nice pumps
02:40Will you stop saying pumps?
02:42So is this for colleagues?
02:43Or a colleague?
02:45Please, I'm not in the mood
02:48We'll prove it
02:50Those would look better without the sack
02:52I get compliments on this dress every time I wear it
02:54From women, I assume
03:24I love that dress
03:25We'll see how long he lasts
03:28Coast, but then it's like buckle up bingo
03:30It's a hell of a lot of work
03:31I'm not in the mood
03:32I'm not in the mood
03:33Pri
03:35When you were ahead of the meeting applied
03:38I heard she joined the case
03:39I was worried she'd drag you into it
03:41Did we file the submissions on the score sheet?
03:44Say that!
03:44What were you supposed to do?
03:46You fuck my husband?
03:47Here's your prize?
03:47No, I would never hold that against someone
03:50It's only about the work and the work was
03:52They kept records
03:52They're probably in a storage closet
03:55Department is so
03:56Goddammit
03:57What's the word
03:58When you're not digital
03:59You're
03:59Vlogs
04:00Oh my god
04:01Stop it
04:03Now they
04:04Have sex
04:15Classic
04:21Am I in your way?
04:23Beep beep
04:26Rubber bands
04:31Charles
04:32It beats me
04:33What are you doing?
04:34They're under no obligation to share evidence
04:36So I explain that that's all text
04:37No, we said that she wouldn't be involved
04:39And then you shouldn't?
04:40Tell me about it
04:41So get out your courtly blues
04:43If you're planning on coming
04:44Of course she's coming
04:45I'll put it in my calendar
04:47Five o'clock
04:48No, no
04:49It is 4.45
04:51She just opened it
04:52Your daughter is drinking in the middle of the day
04:54Because of you
04:55Does that make you
04:56Money to pay for a lawyer?
04:57Look, the point is
04:58These prove
04:59That their relationships were consensual
05:00And nobody suffered
05:02Professionally or academically
05:03Because
05:05Oh
05:07I'm the liability now?
05:08Everything they have on dad
05:10Is conjecture
05:11And if you just
05:12I would never penalize a student
05:14For personal reasons
05:15Don't be stubborn
05:17If you just apologize
05:17She's going to drop the whole thing
05:19I will not
05:19He is the one
05:20Done that
05:20And I've already apologized
05:22And in a couple of weeks
05:23I'm going to be publicly humiliated
05:25So can you just please lay off
05:29Don't rub your sty, honey
05:45Are you writing again?
05:54You never read my first novel
05:56Yes, I did
05:57No, you read an early draft
05:58And told me it wasn't a viable book
06:00Second
06:00You told me not to
06:04I did not play a part with Lila
06:07Please understand
06:0810 or 20 or even 30 years ago
06:11Do you understand how hard that is?
06:13Remember at this stage of my life?
06:14I do understand that
06:16From my pumps
06:24It's David's office now
06:26Just go and he's not there
06:27I'll give you my key
06:28He's drowning
06:29The department is in chaos
06:35Well, hello there
07:01A twist
07:03What the host
07:33daydreaming my executive functioning is really fucked up right now
07:36congratulations I'm kind sexual I'm attracted to femininity even if
07:42there's penises going through a lot man yeah so um I'm not gonna have that paper
07:48for you by tomorrow okay uh let me I think so that'd be great yeah just you
07:56know get it to me whenever you can okay thank you all right thanks Aaron how was
08:01that I mean what a rush oh well he's a particular case I mean I was an asshole
08:08working on time yes ma'am yes I did oh I meant to ask did I leave my bathing suit
08:13at your house oh how's Cynthia she's good John well I'll see you around or oh at
08:28the faculty meeting on Thursday you have to go I mean I'm struggling to find time
08:36to write and you know forget if I skip it I have the whole day glad not to go to
08:40every meeting join committees lead committees all of it yeah but you know I
08:47need to publish if I'm distracted sorry but you you have to do both how well
08:52figure it out it's temporary pain but once you get it I'm not really sure I
08:56want to get stuck here it's a little too provincial well there are worse places I
09:04was on my way to your office actually oh yes because sorry the letter of
09:09recommendation Brown yes I'm I'm so sorry no problem at all are you okay I'm
09:15awesome excuse me mom gave me this file that looks like she voted against the
09:25violet girl for the Michael Burks well that means it was split that's what she
09:31thinks but it means she was the deciding vote so she did retaliate easily she's
09:37apologized that girl I doubt she's gonna do that well then she's dumb because the
09:41whole thing would go away if she would just apologize dad who is that ah I
09:48made a friend how are you feeling these days lied to me about it but I'm an
09:54adult and you're an adult mom's an adult your students were adults Alexis is an
09:59adult everybody and behave like adults sure
10:08don't just pretend I'm your colleague silence please I'm trying to sleep
10:14didn't get your head today John Sid says you were the deciding vote and that you
10:23need to put back the file
10:31oh hey lady what are you doing here I came to write in Vlad's office but then I
10:39took an escapable reality but I just fell asleep what are you doing here ah what am I
10:45doing um I am at 5 a.m. oh well oh my god forget it did did Vlad tell you
10:57why I
10:58didn't come he just said you fought yep I found out that more in his
11:05interview oh you didn't know that no so everybody knows right there are students
11:16on that committee um well um don't worry students love mental health it probably
11:23raised you in their esteem yeah nothing cooler than an adjunct in recovery
11:35did he deserve it get your opinion on something he scored her generously in my
11:41opinion yeah but not as well as the other person and she didn't come from
11:45money I think I did glad and I are in so much debt I can't see straight sorry you
11:52okay you know what I mean actually like that reminds me something exists in that
11:57region look I think well she was hurt doesn't matter I just
12:04have to prepare for the consequences or not she destroyed the evidence
12:12oh look what you made me do
12:19you know John was in the same position as you when we started well I was fully up
12:24all the way to chair how John's very savvy um well you'd have to ask him
12:34sorry I know John's a that's a complicated example oh please wish no I I do I I mean not
12:42students because times have changed but Vlad seems rather worldly he needs to
12:49experience things I think it would be good for him to have an affair
12:57well I don't know maybe
13:16you came well thanks to you stop flaps and scents into me by the way I uh read the first
13:26chapter of your book and I think everyone is assembled so uh hey babe shall we get started
13:32hi hi I'm assuming you just want to make sure everyone received them well no
13:38attachment on the I didn't receive the email this is the second time now did you check your spam no
13:44I if the adjuncts aren't getting it then we're
14:08I don't know
14:10this is a complete waste of time I really don't know oh geez
14:16the station of historiographical artifacts within our departmental language
14:19why don't we have a subcommittee we can try and redefine the language
14:23I can so any volunteers
14:33I'll join great well I might as well join too okay when should we meet
14:42oh well listen my life is bonkers but um free tonight it's short notice I know
14:46tonight I'm up for it um I will also be there but I do have to leave by nine sorry
14:54no problem
15:01are you stealing my clothes no dad is that allowed
15:06did you put the file back is that my shirt and no one saw you
15:10nope are you meeting a friend sort of love you
15:20who
15:21of Lila
15:22I thought we weren't talking about things that happened ten years ago
15:25I think it's nice
15:28you always care too much
15:29and then you screw it up
15:34oh
15:34I forgot to water the lettuces
15:45I care the right amount
15:47I don't know
15:50I don't know
16:08I don't know
16:36He's reading my book.
17:10He's reading my book.
17:43He's reading my book.
18:16He's reading my book.
18:37He's reading my book.
19:05He's reading my book.
19:39He's reading my book.
20:00He's reading my book.
20:00He's reading my book.
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