00:20That is me!
00:24I thought you were one of dad's students.
00:27You smell like a brewery.
00:29I called you like a million times.
00:31You was here all night.
00:35There is something very unseemly about a woman
00:37neglecting her only daughter so she can...
00:40I think I fucked a man in the train bathroom.
00:43You think?
00:44No, I did.
00:47What? Willing?
00:48What is going on?
00:56I wanted to.
00:57Were you safe?
01:01Alexis, keep me out.
01:04Fuck off!
01:11Staying the night?
01:13I wasn't feeling up to it.
01:17Sid's upstairs.
01:19She can't...
01:20She was blind drunk.
01:21She and Alexis have split up.
01:23She's having a really hard time with all of this.
01:25I'll talk to her.
01:28I bumped into Lynn and Steve at the Ramsdale.
01:31What?
01:32Is Steve the president of a college?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Is he the president?
01:36It's a hotel bar.
01:37I mean, only tourists go there.
01:38It's on Main Street.
01:41She wanted a Cosmo.
01:43I'd been over backwards for fantasy.
01:44She's 28.
01:46She's an elementary school teacher.
01:48She's kind of a Charlotte, actually.
01:50Oh, don't joke with me.
01:51I wanted to see who's going to suffer the most for it.
01:53May I be alone?
01:55Please.
02:23Sorry.
02:24Sorry.
02:25I wanted to ask.
02:26I'm applying to this, um...
02:28The creative writing program at Brown.
02:31Right.
02:32Oh, thank you.
02:34I know you have so much going on right now.
02:36Oh, oh, no.
02:37I'm happy to do it.
02:38Which sample are you submitting?
02:40Sitters.
02:40Well, you know how much I love those evil babysitters, so...
02:43Hi.
02:45Oh, hey.
02:46See you soon.
02:47Okay.
02:47Professor.
02:48It's like the highlight of my week.
02:50Like, she's so down-to-earth, but also so brilliant.
02:53You know, and...
02:55I mean...
02:56Where does it meet?
02:57But this time, no adverbs.
03:00Just try it, she said.
03:03Encouragingly.
03:03Bidding your neighbor's husband is to make your neighbor your friend.
03:12Oh, man loves to check in on me.
03:16Um...
03:18I wanted to see if we could go meet a student.
03:21Uh...
03:22Yeah, these weekdays are such a blur.
03:24Oh, maybe this weekend?
03:27I feel like it needs weekends to write, so it's...
03:30A total child care blackout for me.
03:33Not in a fun way.
03:35Well, if we'll pull this weekend.
03:37Oh, uh...
03:38Wow, yeah, Fee.
03:39Oh, I'm coming to see you.
03:42Fee loves the water, but...
03:43Oh, man.
03:44Mocktail?
03:45Yeah.
03:46You're so kind to offer.
03:48It's just, we have so much to fucking do.
03:50We haven't even fully used our swimsuits.
03:53Well, why don't you think about it, and...
03:57God, I am so sorry, but would you excuse me?
04:06Light and sweet.
04:08I guess you know the hearing is no longer being delayed.
04:12Jesus Christ.
04:14Lynn was upset.
04:15So John Gifuri.
04:16Not really.
04:17David's an Orwell scholar.
04:19Lynn found it icky.
04:21Icky?
04:22The hearing is gonna happen, miss.
04:24My help.
04:24In response to your blackmail over our old emails?
04:27Blackmail is a big word.
04:30I did go back and re-read.
04:32Pretty fun.
04:33I am fun.
04:35But I got rid of them, and I would appreciate it if you did the same.
04:40I think it's a good idea to have something to hold over you, so you don't misbehave.
04:47...looks of his emails ten years ago.
04:52John, can you call me?
04:54The hearing is up.
04:55It is departmental amenity.
04:58I am not above the pods.
05:00Oh.
05:04You familiar?
05:05Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again.
05:09Nice.
05:10I love a coffee.
05:12My wife always says that I have a thing for crazy girls.
05:22Well, speaking of Cynthia, could you do me a favor?
05:26I invited her and be over to swim.
05:28That's very nice.
05:29Uh, yeah, she, um, she finds socializing tricky these days.
05:36It'll be the last warm weekend of the year, and the water's perfect, and, and, and we'll feed them, and
05:42I, I think it'll be more, I, I, I, I just invited her.
05:46Oh.
05:49Devastating.
05:49Oh, oh, no, no, sorry.
05:50It's just, she said you need to not get distracted.
05:52The world is waiting for your next novel.
05:55Yeah, I, I, I don't know about that.
05:57Well, I am.
05:59Uh, I mean, um, oh God, it's my daughter's partner.
06:02I, I, I should take this.
06:04Uh, she's a, she's a bisexual woman.
06:07Wow.
06:09Hmm.
06:10Alexis, hi.
06:15Dad, I sent you the report.
06:18Yes, the report, but not the evidence they're using.
06:21Sid, you have to understand, this whole thing is a structure.
06:24It's a lot of paper towels.
06:26Does this look great?
06:28The report is quite extensive.
06:31We, may I ask why you're not at work?
06:33Uh, no, because I don't want to talk about that.
06:37Secrets, yay, I love them, literally.
06:40Cynthia and her daughter to swim.
06:42Who is she?
06:42She's a new professor.
06:43No, she's not a professor.
06:45Oh, be sure to tell her that.
06:46How old's the daughter?
06:47Three.
06:48You going back to the city?
06:49No, I'm staying here indefinitely.
06:50I just don't want to be around for a play date with a three-year-old.
06:53You used to love being around kids.
06:55Somehow my wonder-
06:57Sweetie.
06:59Excuse me.
07:01Do you know what's going on with her?
07:02Yes.
07:11Who cares?
07:16Me likey.
07:19Eva Longoria finally embraced the Brazilian wax because it gave her the ultimate orgasm.
07:24What are you trying to say?
07:26Just an offering.
07:27I'll tell you.
07:28Why can't you?
07:29Because it's her business.
07:31She'll tell you when she's ready.
07:34Maybe I like your little pubes.
07:36And I agree.
07:37Can you run the filter on the pool?
07:39Oh.
07:41I feel like we have other things to deal with rather than a-
07:44Friend.
07:44Since when?
07:45You haven't made a friend since 1997.
07:47Well, now I want to.
07:49Why?
07:50It's like a mouthpiece.
07:52I know this book is misogynist because every book written in 1938 was misogynist, even
07:57when written by a woman, but-
07:59Rebecca is about an all-consuming obsession.
08:05It's a young woman fixating-
08:08Rebecca.
08:08It's very relatable.
08:10How?
08:11Well, you've never Googled your lover's ex?
08:16Whatever social media you use.
08:18You've never compared yourself to her style, her body.
08:22You've never talked together.
08:24They're private jokes.
08:26How they, dare I say it, made love.
08:30Well, that's what this story is.
08:32Lover.
08:32I don't have a lover.
08:35Well, Laura, we're gonna have to change that.
08:40Hi.
08:58Hi, Erin.
09:03There could be a civil suit, and that could affect you.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:07There's 36 pages of forms for me to fill out for this dumb appointment.
09:11Are you getting done?
09:12I'm just getting waxed.
09:14I thought you couldn't go waxed.
09:15Well, they say it's a new kind.
09:18So, let's hope for the bad break.
09:20I really fucked up.
09:24I cheated.
09:26On Alexis.
09:27And-
09:28You tell me.
09:29No, because I don't want you judging me.
09:30I promise.
09:32I won't judge you.
09:33No.
09:35No.
09:35She got hired, and it got messy, so I left before anything could happen.
09:39And I hated that job anyway, and I can find a new one in two seconds,
09:42so I just don't want to talk about it any further.
09:43I'm not.
09:44It's such a lie.
09:45No, okay.
09:45Let's go.
09:46Let's go.
09:50You didn't know any of the fancy ladies?
09:53Uh, not personally.
09:54By sight, at the most.
09:56Okay, are you sure?
09:58Absolutely.
09:59You are.
10:17I had one of them in my classes.
10:26Stop biting your nails.
10:31I wanted to apologize for avoiding you.
10:36I shouldn't have got so angry.
10:41Sorry.
10:42I was feeling desperate.
10:44It's okay.
10:46What did you want to say?
10:48Well, yeah.
10:49I'm back, obviously.
10:51Mm-hmm.
10:51Uh, now that everything has come out about John, I-
10:55Our relationship.
11:00Fascinating.
11:05But that's what I wanted to tell you.
11:06That has nothing to do with you.
11:09Lila, that is exactly what I am.
11:12Not really.
11:14You should.
11:15I'm sorry things have been so hard.
11:17It never feels good to be 29 and moving back.
11:19How many times can I take her to get the edema fluid drained
11:22before she realizes it's her responsibility?
11:25Yeah.
11:25She thinks that she's doing me some big thing.
11:27Do this, but I have to run.
11:29I-I wish we could talk all day.
11:30I-I'm so glad we connected.
11:33And I am so glad we're on the same page.
11:35Say about what happened with John.
11:38Thank you for saying that.
11:40I-
11:43I appreciate-
11:47I have to go.
11:48Oh.
11:51Beautiful.
11:57Oh, stunning.
12:08You reach an age when, if you come across a good towel,
12:11you don't let it slip away.
12:13Do you sell these?
12:25Hi.
12:27I just wanted to drop off a little housewarming present.
12:30Hi.
12:30You don't have to talk to me.
12:31Um, this-this honey is from my bees.
12:35Uh, did you know that honey is as effective as cough syrup for young-
12:39Oh my God.
12:41That is so nice of you.
12:42These are-these are gorgeous.
12:44Sorry.
12:47Um...
12:48This is-this is temporary.
12:50It's, um, it's kind of a shithole.
12:51Oh, no, no.
12:53It's not.
12:54Oh, don't come inside.
12:55They're annoyed because people are weird about colds and-and then I was like, what if they're offended?
13:00I'm very difficult to offend.
13:02Me too.
13:03No, I'm sorry.
13:04No, no.
13:05Anyone who'd been through half of what you did would be twice the asshole.
13:10What do you mean?
13:11A young child.
13:13I...
13:15Um...
13:16I'll, uh...
13:17I'll, uh...
13:18I'll, uh...
13:19I'll leave.
13:20This may sound crazy, but I think we'd get along.
13:24I...
13:24I do, too.
13:27I...
13:28I...
13:29I do, too.
13:30I...
13:31I...
13:32I...
13:43Next message.
13:45So what's this about?
13:48It's about growing up in Florida with Russian immigrant parents.
13:52I'm out.
13:52Where are you going?
13:54I'm going to see my friend at Cornell.
13:56I think I'm gonna stay tonight.
13:57Oh.
13:58What kind of friend?
13:59She's an-
13:59Just take the Volvo.
14:00Be careful.
14:01Why'd you buy lettuce?
14:02I have a bumper crop.
14:03Because I need it as a wrap.
14:06I thought we were grilling.
14:07A mocktail?
14:09Ugh.
14:11What's happening here?
14:12It's my stupid wax.
14:14I'm inflamed.
14:16Why do you have this?
14:18It got mixed up in my mail.
14:20Looks like a paycheck.
14:22Yes, I will give it to her when-
14:23Wedding.
14:24It's suburban.
14:31Hey.
14:32Hi.
14:33It's you.
14:35We don't go near the water unless Daddy's there, right?
14:38And stay away from the beach.
14:39Oh.
14:41Is Cynthia not coming?
14:42She has a...
14:44Migraine.
14:45So you'll have to make do with me.
14:47The-
14:57Well, I tried.
14:58Well, let's try dad.
15:00Have a good night.
15:02All right.
15:11I need, I need you
15:15I need, I need, I need, I need you
15:23Come on, come on
15:26I never said no, baby
15:29You're very sexy, Vladimir
15:31God, I know
15:35Nice question, it's a lovely question
15:38I don't know, grappling wild beasts
15:40As you do
15:41Like wrestling bears
15:43It's anything that I do
15:46I need the outlet
15:47Well, it's a healthy outlet
15:49It sure is
15:50I'm a simple eat fuck
15:53You wasn't saying that, John
15:55It's just a natural progression
15:57No, but, you know, like Hemingway and his bullfights
16:01Oh, Hemingway didn't do bedtime
16:03That is true
16:04You did miss out on that
16:06Oh
16:08I like your smile
16:14He's just being nice
16:15Here you are
16:16Thank you
16:17And
16:19Cheers
16:19Cheers
16:23Yeah
16:25I haven't started reading your book yet
16:28Oh
16:32Hey
16:34My wife
16:35Seems to have come across a piece of Cynthia's
16:40Yeah, it's probably the only way she'll get it
16:42Never known that woman to check a mailbox
16:48I worry about her
16:50You do?
16:51You do?
16:53No, Cynthia was, uh, for six months
16:57She didn't have a mother, just a nanny and me
17:04And she's doing all right?
17:06Yeah, much better, thank God
17:08Yeah
17:11Oh
17:12Yeah, we had a fight
17:13About me?
17:14Uh, no
17:16No, I, uh, I did something bad to anything
17:20No, no, no, what's that thing that people say?
17:23Um
17:25Marriage is hard
17:39Can I get rid of you?
17:41Of course
17:48Oh, sorry
17:49Here we are
17:55I'll see you out
17:57Good night
17:59Good night
18:06You're in love
18:09Good night
18:11Good night
18:29You're in love
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