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04:43David on stepping in as our chair
04:45So quickly, you're doing super
04:47Huzzah for David
04:48Go David
04:49Motorboating is the act of pushing one's face
04:52In between two ample breasts
04:54And rocking one's head side to side
04:56Very rapidly while making a vigorous
04:58Brrrr sound
05:00I present to you
05:04Academia
05:04Oh my friends, I'm so sorry
05:08I had the wrong time, I can't believe it
05:10We were just moving on
05:11Carry on
05:12David, is there an extra chair
05:15Hey, excuse me
05:17Take mine
05:18I forget, have you met?
05:21Vladimir Vladinsky
05:22Oh, our new
05:26Assistant professor
05:28No
05:29No, we have not
05:31Met
05:32Please, sit
05:33I'm fine
05:34I need to stand for my back, plus seniority
05:39Well, I'll pretend you didn't say that last part
05:43Okay, and moving on
05:45I meant from an employment standpoint
05:48Oh, I'm joking
05:49We still need two more volunteers for the Meckelbergs
05:53Powering groceries
05:54Oh, put away
05:56Page six
05:57Nice
05:59Be respectful
06:01Bad luck to leave you back on the floor
06:04Be concise
06:06Maintain confidentiality
06:08Engage constructively
06:10Maintain perspectives
06:11Any questions?
06:13The more you say
06:26Oh, they went crazy for my salad
06:28Devoured it
06:29So, uh
06:30Ooh
06:31David's Frito Pie
06:34Do you want some?
06:35I'm no go on gluten
06:37Unfortunately
06:38Do you suffer from celiacs?
06:40My son's friend suffers from celiacs
06:42More like body dysmorphia
06:47Thank you again for the chair
06:49Oh, it's my pleasure
06:50They say sitting kills
06:51Oh, so I've heard
06:53Have you tried one of those standing desks?
06:56No, but I should
06:57Shouldn't I?
06:57I don't know
06:58Should you?
06:59Might be good for my quads
07:00Oh
07:02Um
07:04How are you adjusting to life in the countryside?
07:07To be honest
07:08I'm really struggling
07:10Oh, my God
07:11Oh, hey
07:14Oh, my God
07:15Uh
07:15Hi, hi, hi
07:16I'm Cynthia
07:17Oh, you're teaching for us too, right?
07:21Yeah, she's got one class
07:21Hi
07:22Uh, I fucking love your novel
07:24Truly fucking formative
07:26I've been so excited to meet you
07:28Oh, well, I'm a big disappointment
07:30Fun, me too
07:33Sorry, I would have been here sooner
07:34But our daughter defecated inside of her clothing
07:38Oh, no
07:40I've been telling him that he has to read your book
07:42Well, I haven't read his book yet, so we're even
07:45Uh, it's not as good as yours
07:46Oh, uh
07:47Thank you
07:48Well, why don't you come over for cocktails sometime this week
07:51And we can swap copies
07:53Both of you
07:54Oh, yeah
07:55I don't drink
07:56But he loves to when I'm not around
07:58Well, we don't have to drink
08:00Oh, no, no, no
08:00I very much, I want him to drink
08:02It's, uh, it's good for him
08:03Yeah
08:04Oops
08:05Oh, sorry
08:06Sorry
08:07May I borrow these two for one moment?
08:08Oh, yes, I'll send you an email
08:10Okay
08:10Yeah
08:11Since Vladimir's full-time, uh, this will affect him more than you
08:14There's just some 401k paperwork
08:18What you think she had
08:19It's really unfair
08:21I don't have a terrible position to be in
08:23I feel so sick
08:25Unconscionable that she hasn't said anything about it yet
08:28But, you know, I guess it's not surprising
08:33I'm worried about this
08:41Be good
08:45Hey
08:45I have a question
08:47I might have an answer
08:49Did you actually see the report?
08:53Sure did
08:54Will you send it to me?
08:59Please?
09:01Okay
09:02Thanks
09:04Oh, joy
09:34Scandalous
09:52It's very hard for me to understand how
09:54Did you salt these?
09:56Yes
09:58Consensual affairs that were fun
10:01Not despite the power dynamic
10:03But because of the power dynamic
10:06Could be thought of as hurtful
10:07Or damaging
10:08After the fact
10:09You put something else on them?
10:11Human
10:12Oh, fuck
10:14As a fellow female
10:17I'm a little offended
10:19I want to tell these women
10:20That when they're sad
10:22It's probably not because of the sex they had
10:25And more because they spend too much time
10:27On the internet
10:27Wondering what people think about them
10:30Fresh meats
10:32Here we go
10:42To be clear
10:43John and I have always had an arrangement
10:45The kids today would call it an open marriage
10:48But without all the awful communication
10:51Did they read my letter?
10:52It didn't come up
10:53Do you think you could deal with the compost before next Sunday?
10:56No, move it along, buddy
10:59They need to read the letter
11:01It's been ten years since I even looked at a co-ed
11:03Are we in the 1960s?
11:05Why are you calling them co-eds?
11:07Oh, and they're setting a date for the hearing
11:09Good, because I never broke the rules
11:12Technically
11:13Exactly
11:14Exactly
11:15Could you bring me a towel, please?
11:21You didn't answer
11:23Can you deal with the compost before next Sunday?
11:26Maybe
11:27Did you meet the new professors?
11:29Our replacements?
11:30They're not our replacements
11:31Let's hope
11:33Anyway, yes, I met them
11:35They are young and fresh-faced
11:36And full of promise
11:37We'll beat that at them
11:39Vlad, the husband
11:40He's coming over for cocktails next Sunday
11:43I can get a better read
11:44Well, Sid's here
11:45Oh, damn it
11:47Okay, I'll reschedule
11:50When Sid comes
11:51Mm-hmm
11:52With this whole thing
11:53Let's not say anything to her
11:56Look
11:57Our daughter doesn't need to know about this whole
11:59The dinner on Saturday, Salmon
12:04Yeah, I'll do it on the grill
12:05Mm-hmm
12:05I'll get some fresh stuff from the farm stand
12:07We can use my lettuce
12:08It's almost ready to pick
12:10Sure
12:10And make some pasta or something
12:13I can't eat just fish and veggies
12:15I'll waste away
12:15I'm considering giving up gluten
12:19Please don't
12:22Why not?
12:26I don't want to talk to Sid about it
12:30Thank you
12:33I know this hasn't been easy for you
12:35Mm-hmm
12:37I appreciate what you're doing
12:39That's all I'm saying
12:40Mm-hmm
12:42Such sentiment
12:43Seriously
12:44Look, as far as I'm concerned
12:46I'm just doing what I've always done
12:55For years now, John and I have been a golden couple on campus
13:02Me, the poetry scholar and charismatic chair
13:05And me, the desperately sought-after professor of creative writing
13:10And passionate instructor of the most popular class in the department
13:19What's up, bitches?
13:21Women in American fiction
13:22A bit broad, don't you think?
13:28That was a pun
13:36Two cappuccinos?
13:38Yes
13:39Did you get soy?
13:40Soy
13:41Thank you
13:42Perfect
13:43Dairy
13:44So, um
13:47We were talking before
13:48Mm-hmm
13:49And we did want to kind of say something
13:52Oh, yes, that's what I want
13:55Please
13:56Sorry
13:57You're fine
13:59Am I?
14:00Um, we just wanted to, um, offer
14:05That you, uh, don't have to do the whole supportive wife thing
14:13Wow
14:15Okay
14:17Say more?
14:18Oh, yeah
14:19Like, like we just think you're this hot, brilliant lady
14:24Like, like we think you're really hot
14:26Yeah
14:28And, um, we just think you don't have to, like, stand by your man
14:37My dear, dear friends
14:40I am so flattered by your concern
14:56This man and I once had an affair
15:00In meetings
15:01If I was wearing the right pair of pants
15:04I could make myself orgasm just by looking at his profile
15:07Sure
15:08Just
15:08Time can make things simpler
15:10If you know what I mean
15:13Ready for action?
15:15Just about
15:16Hey
15:17Actually, um, I spoke to a group of students who said you met today
15:22Mm-hmm
15:22Um, I just am actually concerned about them
15:25Like, they said they were really anxious talking to you
15:28Okay
15:29Just because, like, some, like, survivors are often not believed by enablers who are often older women
15:37David
15:37So I just think we need to be, like, really thoughtful of what we're putting the students through
15:42Sorry, were they anxious to speak to me or were they anxious after they spoke to me?
15:46I didn't get confirmation on that
15:48When I hear anxious, that's, like, noteworthy
15:52Okay
15:52Okay, Flo, I know you're new
15:54I've been here for eight years
15:55So maybe you don't know how things work
15:57But I'm going to request that you not speak to me about this in unofficial ways for perhaps ever
16:02Sorry, is that okay?
16:04And David, do you think you could eat the snack food products that literally fell on the floor any louder?
16:10Hi
16:10Hi, hey
16:11Hi
16:11Ready for action?
16:13We'll see
16:14Where do they put you?
16:16Upstairs
16:16I got them in 406
16:18Oh, my old office
16:20Oh, that's why the vibes are so good
16:33Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt
16:35Oh, no, no
16:37An interruption was exactly what we needed
16:41Um...
16:42Okay
16:43Okay
16:52Okay, you have everything, right?
16:56Mom!
17:04Okay, great
17:09You look so cool
17:10Where's Alexis?
17:11She's coming tomorrow
17:12On the train?
17:13She bought a car
17:14How grown up?
17:16She's 35
17:17You were 35, I was, like, 8
17:18You had tenure
17:19And now you're 27 and I just turned 40
17:21It's incredible
17:23Age jokes are lame, Mom
17:27So, Alexis is starting to want to talk about having a kid
17:32Oh
17:32Yeah
17:34Okay
17:35I mean, you're awfully young
17:37I'm, like, the same age as you were
17:39But that was a different time
17:40Alexis is already a geriatric pregnancy
17:42Right, but for you
17:44No, I know
17:45In New York, I'd be, like, a teen mom
17:47Might be kind of hot
17:48A child is serious
17:49I know, I was joking
17:50Just because your partner wants something doesn't mean it's right for you
17:54Mom
17:54I like Alexis
17:55I love Alexis
17:56Please, just stop talking
17:57I just don't think you should let her steamroll you
18:00She's not steamrolling me
18:01We're just talking about it
18:02Why are you talking?
18:03I'm still paying your student loans, Jay
18:05Okay
18:05Mom, oh my God
18:07I'm so sorry I told you
18:08Next time I'm just not going to tell you anything
18:09So that is awesome for our relationship
18:11Thank you, Mom
18:12Oh, listen, honey
18:14I'm sorry
18:15I'm stressed
18:16You're fine
18:16Please don't tell me I'm fine
18:18Hey
18:20You want to stop at the bakery with me?
18:23Can you just drop me off, please?
18:39A former student, I had to fail
18:53May I get a bouche de Noël?
18:56We only have the 12-inch
18:57Oh
18:58Perfect
18:59It's my daughter's favorite
19:00She'll
19:03She didn't come to class
19:05And she didn't do the work
19:06It wasn't personal
19:11May I pay now?
19:13Can I box it up first, please?
19:14Of course
19:15Take your time
19:21Tap your card
19:26Oh, I'm sorry
19:30You're fine
19:31Putting everything aside
19:32I was like, where is your self-respect?
19:38It's like Greek theater
19:39It's the Oris Diet
19:40No, it's not
19:41It's a family drama
19:43Where every action
19:44Sets off a consequence
19:46That then has to be reckoned with
19:47What's more Greek?
19:49Caitlin is Clytemnestra
19:50Chloe is Elektra
19:51Where are the Furies?
19:53This is an amazing conversation
19:54Imagine growing up with them
19:55I love pop culture
19:57Yay, pop culture
19:58But it is not a Greek tragedy
20:00I mean, the whole point of tragedy
20:02Is taking something unwieldy
20:03And submitting it to a structure
20:05Which is exactly what they're doing
20:06With the Kardashians
20:07No, John
20:07Something that is open-ended
20:09Cannot be compared to a Greek tragedy
20:10They're ontologically
20:11And phenomenologically opposed
20:13Don't talk dirty to me
20:14The definition of tragedy
20:16Is a single, complete
20:17And whole action
20:18Look, here's the thing
20:19Your mother cannot grasp
20:20Evolving forms
20:21What?
20:22Yeah
20:22She's never been an independent thinker
20:23Never been her strength
20:24She likes stuff to be time-tested
20:26So that she doesn't have to
20:27Actively evaluate it
20:28Please stop
20:29She wants everything to be
20:30Mr. Winstow
20:31Lady Parsons
20:32Glove
20:32How scandalous
20:33Stalking longed for Lily
20:35But she died making hats
20:36You know
20:37His name is Selden
20:38Why are you making fun of me?
20:39She's just stuck up there
20:40In her ivory tower
20:41Well, at least I'm in the tower, John
20:43At least I'm inside the tower
20:44Unlike you
20:45Who is not in the tower
20:47Who is no longer allowed
20:48In the fucking tower
20:49Because you took little girls
20:51Into the tower
20:52Hey, hey
20:52What?
20:53Your father is suspended
20:54From teaching
20:55Because he had sex
20:56With students
20:57And I have to deal
20:58With all of his mess
20:59People judging me
21:01Talking about me
21:02Students feeling anxious
21:04And you can sit there
21:06And mock me
21:07Guys
21:08What do you have to deal with?
21:09You just want me to hang around
21:10Long enough to get my pension
21:11And get the fuck out of your life
21:12What's happening?
21:13Oh, that's right
21:14That's correct, John
21:15I've spent 30 years
21:16Living with you
21:17And working with you
21:18And all I want
21:19On this whole blessed earth
21:21Is to be alone
21:21Stop
21:22But now you're going to lose
21:23Your pension
21:24Because you got motorboated
21:26By a 21-year-old
21:28Communications major
21:29And I'm going to be
21:30Stuck with you
21:31Walking around my house
21:32With your low-slung balls
21:33Hanging out of your goddamn shorts
21:35For the rest of my life
21:36Stop
21:39Oh, my God
21:41I'm so sorry
21:43Sweetie
21:44It's
21:59It's
21:59Three of us
22:00In the house
22:01And you just keep something like that from me
22:03We talked about telling you
22:06And you knew
22:06It was fucking stupid
22:07Hey, hey
22:08It was not against the rules
22:10You know who else vaguely knew something bad was happening
22:12The freaking Germans
22:13In World War II
22:14That is not an appropriate comparison
22:17I'm leaving
22:18But I bought a bouche de Noël
22:19I'll take it to go
22:20But I wanted some
22:21Then fucking keep it
22:23Just leave her a slice
22:25Sid
22:26Sid, honey
22:27Let's talk about this
22:29What?
22:30Did you get the cake?
22:32Did you leave me a piece?
22:37Missy!
22:38This is unacceptable behavior
22:41This is a $48 cake
22:59Just get out of here
23:02This is my house, too
23:04Find somewhere else to sleep tonight, John
23:06Please, I'm serious
23:07I'm done
23:07It's over
23:08No more supportive wife
23:09No more staying in the course
23:10It's over
23:11I'm done
23:11Calm down
23:13Get the fuck out of here
23:16Get out of here
23:18Fucking maniac
23:19Fine
23:38Do you believe the novel is still relevant in our cultural discourse?
23:43I guess I often think about what Vladimir Nabokov said in an interview
23:48He said something like, um, I don't wish to touch hearts because he wanted me to be an engineer
23:54So tell us what's next for you
23:56So tell us what's next for you
23:57I'm teaching, actually
23:58I'm teaching, actually
23:59And, uh, yes, as you said, my wife is also a writer
24:02We met in Iowa
24:04And yes, there are huge benefits to that because we both understand the process
24:08But, of course, with a young child, it also makes it really fucking hard because we don't have one of
24:13them
24:34All I want is a life free of complications
24:43If I can't have power, can I at least be free from other people's trauma?
24:52Free from their behavior, free from their needs and their desires
24:57Is that selfish?
25:07I've just come to the time in my life when
25:13I don't want to have to think about anyone else
25:36This is still a good time
25:42She is benediction
25:46She is addicted to me
25:50She is the road connection
25:55She is connecting with me
25:59Here I go, well, I don't know why
26:04I feel so ceaselessly
26:08Could it be he's taking over me?
26:16I'm dancing band, but
26:20Heading for a spin
26:23Some strange music draws me in
26:28Makes me come on like some heroin
26:59I'm dancing band, but
27:00I'm dancing band, but
27:02I'll talk to you
27:02I'll catch you
27:02I'm dancing brand new
27:03And I'll see you
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