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00:00Do you want to come and see my bed, Simon?
00:02It's new.
00:03Oh, it's like satin, isn't it?
00:05Isn't it? Cute.
00:07It's very nice.
00:08I'm just going to have a little laid down. Is that all right?
00:09Well, you'll be the first man on my bed.
00:12And I expect to be the last.
00:14I don't want to hear any more. Oh, my God.
00:16Oh, my God. This is nice, isn't it?
00:19Is it?
00:19Yeah, night-night.
00:21Night-night, Jane.
00:25No!
00:27What an entrance.
00:28I'm living for this.
00:30Taser him.
00:31We are going to talk like this all the time.
00:33I don't think so.
00:34Hey!
00:35Oh, here we go.
00:36What is that?
00:37Oh, shut up.
00:38This doesn't look real.
00:39I don't think it is.
00:40A flamboyer? What's a flamboyer?
00:44Oh, I knew it.
00:45No!
00:45This looks dodgy, doesn't it?
00:47Does? Why is it dodgy?
00:48This is going to go down so badly.
00:50None of us learn, do we?
00:53Wow!
00:54I hate you!
00:56Must remember that bellend.
00:57This is what everyone came for.
01:00The lamp bells were ringing with me, Mary.
01:03At least the nipples are covered.
01:04Yeah.
01:05It's half the battle.
01:06In the week the Brit Awards went to Manchester,
01:09we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:13Alexander Armstrong was on the loose in India.
01:16Extreme poverty, spectacular wealth,
01:18all jostle alongside each other
01:21in a full-on riot of colourful chaos.
01:24I do feel like I'd like to explore the world a little bit more
01:27because there's so much to see.
01:30But I get scared of going somewhere I've not been before.
01:32I'm very, like, I like to stay at the same places.
01:35I just think there's so much to see in Durham and Newcastle.
01:38I'm happy where I am.
01:40People were getting uncomfortably close on Channel 4.
01:43Can I just have my arm up here?
01:45Yep.
01:45That's nice, isn't it?
01:47Yeah.
01:48You know what?
01:51I do kind of get what it's like
01:53to be handcuffed to somebody difficult, you know,
01:56cos every time I come round here and sit with you,
01:58it's the same kind of vibe.
02:00Nobody's got a gun to your head.
02:03You're round my house, you've come round.
02:06See what I mean?
02:07Being difficult already.
02:09And famous faces were feeling flummoxed on Channel 5.
02:14Pink wafer and milk chocolate digestive.
02:17Oh!
02:18You can steal Matt and Sally.
02:21It's a nice game, this, Mary.
02:23Very relaxed.
02:24And it doesn't have any of the stupid background noise
02:27that the others have.
02:29Yeah.
02:33Very good, Mary.
02:35Do you want to do that again?
02:36No.
02:45In Leeds...
02:46Toby's texted me, he said he's left me a present on stairs.
02:49Let me go and see what it is.
02:52Aww.
02:54Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
02:57He's such a wet wipe.
02:59He's not.
03:00Why has he got you then?
03:02I don't know if he's put a card in.
03:03What has he...
03:04Ooh, the smell nice.
03:05The smell lovely.
03:07Nothing.
03:09For Frigg's sake.
03:13That's what you get for gloating with your flowers.
03:16Spill juice on me own carpet!
03:19This week, the love blind hopefuls of Netflix had stepped out of the pods
03:24and into the next phase of the dating game.
03:27You're just coming onto the motorway of love, really, aren't you?
03:29You think about it, you know, with the getting engaged and getting married.
03:33You know, me and Paige, you've got a couple of miles under our belt on the love motorway now.
03:36Yeah, I'd say I'm probably off the slipway gaining speed.
03:39Yeah, yeah, whereas we are, we're cruising at 70, you know, holding on for dear life.
03:46When everyone says wash your type, I mean, I don't think I have a type.
03:50Well, I do, but I'm trying to change my type.
03:55There's quite a lot in there. Let's unpack that.
04:01The couples have just met about a week ago and now they've moved in together.
04:06Yes.
04:07They haven't got the ick yet.
04:09This is where it all starts, though, Jenny, because they've moved out the pods now.
04:12Oh, right.
04:14The face-to-face.
04:17So exciting!
04:18See what Chibi's doing.
04:20You ready?
04:20Now, for Jessica and Chris, everything's been going unbelievably well, but it is a homestead,
04:24so that could change.
04:25You don't know anybody until you've seen their living environments.
04:29Yeah, it's just crazy like you're here.
04:31I know.
04:31I can't wait to see your place, too.
04:33I know, I'm so excited.
04:34I think you look at me like that, but normally after a few glasses of Prosecco.
04:40I don't know why he doesn't take his hat off in the house.
04:42I know I've said this repeatedly, but I'm so excited to come home to you.
04:46Aww.
04:47This is over the moon, yeah?
04:54Kiss me quick!
04:54You get kisses, too, boy!
04:56What?
04:56It's a signal kiss.
04:57Do you know why?
04:58Because we're not used to seeing it on here.
04:59No, no.
05:00This is it, you see.
05:01I think so much coming, though, Lee.
05:03No, I just think it's fucking jealousy.
05:04Yeah.
05:11Hello?
05:12There's a sigh coming in, wasn't it?
05:15So much's off now.
05:16Mm.
05:17There's been a switch up in the body language.
05:19How's your day?
05:23It's productive.
05:25Yeah, how's that?
05:26He just gave her a cold shoulder.
05:28Energy's well off me.
05:29Not even giving her a kiss hello.
05:31Where'd she go last night?
05:32Where'd I go last night?
05:34He's trying to think of where he went last night, so what he's saying isn't actually where he was.
05:38If you had called for two minutes and been like, hey, like, I just really feel like I need to,
05:42like, see my friend and, like, fucking decompress and talk.
05:45And I'm like, oh, this isn't good, isn't I thinking about you, love?
05:49If Josh didn't call me one night, I'd have been fuming.
05:53And I'm like, oh, this isn't what I'm thinking, whatever.
05:54Hmm.
05:55I would have enjoyed the piece.
05:57Instead, getting a text being like, I'm getting a drink with your friend, I'm staying down here.
06:01Oh, he ditched her last night.
06:02Yeah, Chris went out, Chris went out last night, no phone call, nothing.
06:05And, like, that was it.
06:06Like, I don't need to be in constant communication.
06:08It's not constant communication, it's just basic manners.
06:12I sent you one text today saying that and saying that I love you and you didn't say anything back.
06:17Something going on here, girl.
06:19And he didn't say anything back.
06:21That'd be it.
06:22If Toby did that to me while he's in Windsor and I'm in Leeds, I'd be straight on that M1.
06:27Very vast difference from being in constant communication with someone.
06:31He wants to try going out with us.
06:32It'd be 66 missed calls later for me.
06:35I feel like a lot of my life, I wasn't as direct as I need to be.
06:38Oh, no.
06:40Oh, here we go.
06:41Do you think we have a good physical connection?
06:43Oh.
06:46Uh, uh.
06:48He wants out.
06:49You do not say something like that to a woman.
06:50Hell no.
06:51I do.
06:52Do you not?
06:52I feel like it's super important.
06:54Oh, my God, he doesn't fancy her.
06:56I'm trying to, like, pick my words carefully.
06:58Mm-hmm.
06:58Yeah, you better.
06:59You better.
07:00And that's one thing as a man, you know, you've got to pick your words carefully, you know, because I
07:04said some shit, you know.
07:06Like, for me, like, just to be totally honest.
07:09Please.
07:09And, like, would that sound like a fucking dickhead?
07:12Yeah.
07:12You're going to sound like one.
07:14So just go ahead.
07:14He's not even giving her eye contact so we know what's coming.
07:17Go for it.
07:17I date people who, like, fucking do, like, fucking CrossFit and shit.
07:20Mm-hmm.
07:21Oh, wow!
07:22So he's basically saying that she doesn't look like he thought she looked like and he's not into her.
07:27What a wanker.
07:29It's he blind!
07:30I wouldn't...
07:30She's gorgeous!
07:32Somebody who, like, works out all the time and, like, has, like, a different type of...
07:37He's still at it.
07:38Oh, no, you do know.
07:40Come on, spit it out.
07:41A different type of, like, body?
07:43No!
07:44Red flag.
07:45Knob.
07:46Get rid of.
07:47Yep.
07:47You're, like, five foot three.
07:49Who are you?
07:50Talk about her physique.
07:52Sorry.
07:55I wouldn't expect to die.
07:58Can you stand up for me so I can have a second look?
08:01It's just, like, somebody who does fucking, like, Pilates every day or, like, someone who's, like, working out every day.
08:07She's a doctor.
08:08She ain't got time.
08:09This is what I mean.
08:09She's busy.
08:10Saving lives and shit.
08:11What are you doing?
08:12He's only red-pitting himself.
08:14Red shit, more like.
08:16I feel really stupid.
08:17Why?
08:18Because you fat-shamed her.
08:19That's why.
08:20You're a tosser.
08:21Me not working out every day is even a sentence that came up in this conversation.
08:25It's blowing my mind.
08:26Oh, my gosh.
08:27I just don't even know what I meant by that.
08:29That is exactly what you've just said.
08:31You want to be who does Pilates every day.
08:34You pipe.
08:36My body isn't good enough for you.
08:38Like, I'm never going to be, like, oh, please still love me.
08:40That's not what I'm here for.
08:42Well done.
08:43Good for you, girl.
08:44Amen.
08:45I'm not at the gym like a little bunny or a little hamster going round in a wheel.
08:51I'm saving fucking lives, you tosser.
08:54Go on, girl.
08:58Go see your mates.
08:59Down bottles of Prosecco.
09:01Screech to Westlife and call him a bastard.
09:06In Blackpool.
09:08Guess what I made this week?
09:09I don't know.
09:11Banana bread.
09:12The chocolate chips in.
09:13Oh, yeah?
09:14Well, nice.
09:15Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
09:17What's come over you?
09:18Why haven't you decided to do that?
09:19Just woke up and I thought, I'm making a banana bread today.
09:23Got all the ingredients delivered.
09:25Knocked the shit out of it.
09:26Me and Ben tried it.
09:27It was lovely.
09:28This is what I love about your life.
09:29Completely different to mine.
09:31Pace-wise.
09:32Yeah.
09:33I'm woken up and I'm making banana bread.
09:35Yeah, you're constantly fire-farked.
09:38I'm getting a load of shit at work.
09:40You, I'm going to make banana bread today.
09:44On Saturday night, more show-offs were giving it their all on ITV.
09:49Do you know, quicker do I leave my seat, he's in his street away and he...
09:54Your talent could be making me cocktails because I feel like you've really upped your game on them.
09:59I'm going to leave out the Glaced Cherries next time.
10:03Do you remember the time when we was rehearsing for the local talent show?
10:09We've done rehearsing for about two hours and then, um...
10:12Then we realise we're not, we're shit.
10:14Yeah.
10:15None of us can sing.
10:20I'm scared.
10:22Oh, it's going to be some scary.
10:24I'm not in the mood.
10:26I love it when they do all the dark, weird, eerie stuff.
10:33Oh, no.
10:34Oh, no.
10:35Oh, chains, Tracer, chains.
10:41What in the S&M is going on here?
10:44He's got a ring there, round his neck.
10:46It's not dominatrix, is it? Jesus Christ.
10:49I know, you can't have sex on you, you dick.
10:57What's he got there, a weight?
10:59Oh, where's that going?
11:02And there's you.
11:04Oh, my God.
11:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
11:06I don't know if I can watch this.
11:09Oh!
11:11Oh, no, no.
11:15Oh, look at his ears have stretched.
11:21Oh, no, this is entertainment, this is it.
11:23It's not entertaining me, is it, you?
11:25Oh, I feel sick.
11:26I suppose it's original.
11:28I haven't seen that before.
11:32Original?
11:33Yeah.
11:38No!
11:40Nice on the nips.
11:41Oh, no, it's on the nips.
11:43Can't stand it on the nips.
11:49Oh, my God!
11:52Is it, no, I can't cope with this now.
11:55Tell me when it's stopped.
11:58That is wild, that.
12:00What did that?
12:01Hey!
12:02Hey!
12:04This is all a bit weird for Britain's Got Talent.
12:06I'm sorry, this is on the wrong bloody channel.
12:08This needs to be on after Watershed.
12:11Well, he still has one more appendage, Nutty,
12:14that he could hang things from.
12:16No, he wouldn't be allowed to do that.
12:17I'm a family show.
12:21What's going on here?
12:23No, no, we're still going again.
12:24No more.
12:27Oh!
12:28Well, it's both of them at the same time.
12:30Ears and nipples.
12:32Oh, God.
12:34Go.
12:35Go?
12:36Go where?
12:37Where's he going?
12:41Is it her weight?
12:42Is he going to have her weight?
12:44Yes, yes, yes.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:46Oh, don't.
12:47No, no, no.
12:51Ah!
12:53Ah!
12:54I can't watch, is he?
12:55What if they just tear off?
13:00I love how she's giving it all that.
13:02Yeah.
13:03We're not looking at you, love.
13:04We're looking at his neck.
13:05Ha, ha, ha.
13:11Is that it?
13:12Thank God for that.
13:13You can't unsee that, can you?
13:15No.
13:15You really can't.
13:17Do we clap?
13:17Yeah.
13:18Ha, ha, ha.
13:27In all...
13:28Hey, Jenny, do you know this morning I went out shopping?
13:31Yeah.
13:31Somebody opened the door and went, oh, thank you very much.
13:33Didn't say a thank you.
13:35Nothing.
13:35No.
13:35You know, just didn't say a word to me and out.
13:38Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
13:40And then I give this woman the trolley as I was going out.
13:44Yeah.
13:45You know, I said, oh, you can have mine.
13:47She just took the trolley and went off.
13:49She didn't say nothing to me at all.
13:51She didn't, thank you or nothing.
13:53No, no.
13:54Just like you did when I gave you a cup of tea.
13:58You'll never say thank you.
14:01On Monday night, Jonathan Ross had a daring new show up his sleeve on Channel 4.
14:07How would you like to be handcuffed to me, Mary?
14:09Well, I effectively am handcuffed to you.
14:12You're never more than a few yards away.
14:15Have you ever been handcuffed?
14:16And I don't mean by police, because then we all have.
14:20No, we haven't.
14:22Could you survive being handcuffed to a total stranger?
14:25No, absolutely not.
14:26Not a chance.
14:2718 people have agreed to do just that.
14:31For a big guy, I'm getting a little nervous.
14:33Oh, I've seen him on something before him.
14:35From a posh baronet with a former prison officer.
14:37Well, I think it's a bit chalk and cheese.
14:40I don't know what you think.
14:41This is to their total opposites, isn't it?
14:44Yeah.
14:44To a self-confessed prude with a porn star.
14:47This gets even better.
14:49Oh, it's a porn star.
14:50Is that where you...
14:52Is that where you said, where have I seen him before?
14:55Oh, no.
14:55The last pair standing...
14:58Come on.
14:59We don't do that round here.
15:01..will win £100,000.
15:04Oh, my goodness.
15:06There's a huge incentive.
15:08I don't think there's anything that I wouldn't tolerate
15:10for that kind of money.
15:15Oh, it must be awful.
15:17They're going to have a life of hell with each other.
15:18At the just.
15:19In the programme, we saw Prison Officer George
15:23paired with Baronet Sir Benjamin Slade
15:25who was taking him on a tour of his gaff.
15:28So, when was this house first built?
15:30The room you were in was there in 878.
15:34878?
15:34Yeah.
15:35That's fucking Alfred the Great, isn't it?
15:36So, he switched on then, George.
15:39Fucking 878?
15:40Fucking Alfred the Great!
15:42He knows his history, doesn't he, Mary?
15:44That was a painting done by a famous artist,
15:49a German chappie.
15:51Arnold Hitler.
15:52Ooh!
15:53Hitler?
15:54Hitler.
15:55Huh?
15:55Huh?
15:56A German chappie?
15:57Ha!
15:58Ha!
15:58Ha!
15:59Ha!
15:59Ha!
15:59I wouldn't want his painting in my house
16:02because of what he did to humanity.
16:04That is the horror of a human being.
16:06Tell him, George!
16:07Tell him again!
16:08It's pretty dark that somebody would want to work
16:11by Hitler in their house, isn't it?
16:12It's very typical of the upper classes, Mary.
16:15They love to provoke.
16:17Oh, no, no, no.
16:19Nigel, come here.
16:20Nigel!
16:20Nigel the dog.
16:22Please tell me he's not named after Farage.
16:24Yes, he's Nigel.
16:26You're lying.
16:27Oh, my God!
16:28Nigel Farage!
16:30The other one's Boris Johnson.
16:31Go!
16:32Nigel and Boris.
16:34Where's Margaret Thatcher?
16:35She's got to be knocking around somewhere, hasn't she?
16:37Quasi, come here.
16:39Quasi!
16:40Quasi's a good dog.
16:41Quasi!
16:42Quasi!
16:43Quasi!
16:45Quasi!
16:46Quasi!
16:46Quasi!
16:47Quasi!
16:47Well, it looks black, isn't it?
16:49HE LAUGHS
16:50What's wrong with this dog's black, huh?
16:53These lovely politically incorrect statues.
16:58These racist statues, aren't they?
16:59They're racist.
17:00These people were princes.
17:02Oh, hold on!
17:03They're black African slaves!
17:05They look like they're in servitude.
17:07How do you know they're black slaves?
17:08Well, look, they've got loincloths on in submission.
17:11HE LAUGHS
17:12Thank you!
17:13Oh, what do you mean they're in...
17:14Of course they're in submission.
17:15Do you know why they're like that?
17:16Cos they've got their hands up.
17:17Please help me, boy.
17:18No, no, you're doing that.
17:18It's cos the glass table goes on top.
17:21HE LAUGHS
17:21Oh, my dear.
17:40HE LAUGHS
17:41He's got a plum in his mouth.
17:41He's got one up his arse and all.
17:43HE LAUGHS
17:43He's like a Harry Enfield character.
17:46HE LAUGHS
17:47Nigel Fry.
17:48Oh, here we go.
17:50He is the most dynamic politician
17:52that has been in this country for 20 years.
17:55Oh, my God!
17:57I'm just embarrassed to be watching this.
18:00She's taking to vote for him.
18:02Oh!
18:02In the same way it was exciting to vote for Mussolini
18:05and Hitler and Trump.
18:07HE LAUGHS
18:08Oh, he's lifting all the fucking dictators now.
18:10Come on, come on, come on, come on!
18:11This is also what I love.
18:13He's...he's way more educated than any of them at the table.
18:16He has way, way more general knowledge.
18:18None of them thinks that as well.
18:19Yeah.
18:20With dinner over, Sir Ben is far from satisfied.
18:24HE LAUGHS
18:25Why would you do that?
18:26That's talked down to me.
18:27Oh, my God, the bickering now, them two.
18:30Sir Ben's raging at George here.
18:33They're going for a pow-wow in the garage.
18:35I want my phone.
18:37There's the rules.
18:38He's not allowed his phone, is he?
18:39No.
18:39Are you going to get it or not?
18:41I'm not, no.
18:41Get my phone.
18:43HE GASPS
18:43Oh, he's so rude.
18:45Ben is not used to people saying no to him.
18:47No.
18:47I don't think they'll fucking tell me what I'll fucking do
18:49in my own fucking house.
18:51I'll fucking tell them.
18:52They're not fucked with me.
18:53Oh, he's pissed off now.
18:55It's all my mouth, innit?
18:56It's all coming out now.
18:57Doesn't it sound good when it's boss?
18:59Fucking, fucking, fucking.
19:01Fucking do it in my fucking house.
19:03HE LAUGHS
19:04You sure you want to do this?
19:05Yeah, I don't know.
19:06I've got no choice.
19:07He's going to go and take off.
19:09Don't treat me like that in my own house.
19:11I haven't been told.
19:12Right.
19:13I don't want to be part of a wrist cutter.
19:15What, what, he's cutting?
19:16He's cutting it.
19:17He's cutting it.
19:17No way!
19:19Oh!
19:20100 grand down the pan.
19:22Done.
19:22George will be fuming.
19:24He could have put up with his bollocks for 100 grand.
19:26George could have done it.
19:30Incafilly.
19:31Dave, what did you think of that meal in a week?
19:33Well, I don't know.
19:35Well, my bloody burger was like cardboard.
19:37I'm not a lover of burgers.
19:39Dave and his wife, Shirley.
19:41Oh, I did like the dessert.
19:43Creme caramel.
19:45No.
19:45You kind of stuck it?
19:46You thought you was going to have a...
19:47Creme brulee.
19:49Brulee?
19:49Is there no?
19:50Brulee.
19:51Brulee?
19:52Creme brulee?
19:54No, well, I said to her, are the three mini desserts on the offer?
20:00She said, yeah, and she comes back with one.
20:03I thought, friggin' hell.
20:05You want a shotgun?
20:06You want something, Liv?
20:08Well, I come back from the trunk, let's see where I go.
20:11I'm having the three mini ones.
20:13When they came up and put that in front of me, you were like, ah.
20:16Well, that's it, isn't it?
20:18On Monday night, there was something puzzling about Jeremy Vine on Channel 5.
20:23We always watch these quiz shows, we're not.
20:25But we're bloody useless.
20:27It doesn't take a lot to puzzle you, does it?
20:29No, darling, it doesn't take a lot to puzzle me.
20:32And as I get older, it gets easier and easier by the day.
20:38I like it.
20:40Hello, welcome to Celebrity Puzzling Valued Viewer.
20:43Scribble?
20:44No.
20:47Nuts and crosses.
20:48It's time to make some serious shapes as we take on Shapeshifters.
20:53Oh, heavens.
20:55Oh, let's cut some shapes.
20:56The shape on the right-hand side is what's on the board,
20:59and you've just got to be clever enough
21:01to transfer that shape onto that board.
21:04Yes.
21:05Adjectives in D-I-S-C-O by Ottawa.
21:08Remember the song?
21:09Yeah.
21:09D-I-S-C-O.
21:11Right.
21:15Desirable, irresistible and super sexy?
21:17Oh, it's desirable, irresistible, super sexy.
21:19It definitely says super sexy in D-I-S-C-O,
21:23so it's irresistible, desirable.
21:25Let's have a look.
21:26Desirable, irresistible or super sexy?
21:28Yeah!
21:29Yeah!
21:30Julie, I got that one!
21:31UK place names.
21:32Lovely nuts.
21:33Wonderful.
21:34Fanny Barks.
21:36What?
21:36Christ, cock up and itchy bottom.
21:39Well, I do red earrings, isn't he?
21:41Oh, are they?
21:42Oh, right.
21:43It's a kind of a reverse L, look at that, on a corner.
21:46Wet Wang.
21:47It's not far from here, is it, Wet Wang?
21:49There's a lovely chip shop at Wet Wang.
21:51I think...
21:52Lower Snell, Great Cock Up and Wet Wang.
21:54Lower Swell is a place.
21:55Lower Swell is definitely a place.
21:56Where did you see Lower Swell?
21:57Top left.
21:58Top left.
21:59Below Bulge.
21:59Lower Swell is definitely a place.
22:01Great Cock Up.
22:01I think Wet Wang might also be one as well.
22:04Did I see Wet Wang?
22:06You're gone for Wet Wang.
22:07Great Cock Up and Lower Swell.
22:10I've gone for Fanny Barks, Magnum Sheet.
22:12And Pratt's Button.
22:13Fanny Barks, Magnum Sheet and Pratt's Button.
22:16Oh.
22:17Oh.
22:18No.
22:19No.
22:19Let's see if that's right.
22:21So I could be right by you.
22:23I'm going Wet Wang.
22:24Wet Wang, Great Cock Up, Lower Swell.
22:27Yeah.
22:27Now then.
22:28Now then.
22:29Wet Wang, Great Cock Up and Lower Swell.
22:32Yes.
22:33See, you don't know yet.
22:35Let's see if that's right.
22:37I'm right.
22:38Am I right?
22:39Well done, Leif.
22:41Oh, I'm good at this.
22:42I want to be Lord of Wet Wang.
22:44I'm surprised those place names haven't been cancelled by...
22:50People might be triggered by it.
22:52Young people feeling triggered.
22:54Oh.
22:56Join the dots.
22:57Yeah, you can do this one, Julie.
22:58Join the dots.
22:59Here we go.
23:00Soap.
23:01Oh.
23:01One word.
23:03Here come the lines.
23:04Palm olive.
23:06Redox.
23:07That was a guess.
23:10Is it soap opera?
23:12Or...
23:12Yeah.
23:13Crossroads.
23:14Coronation Street.
23:14No, it's one word.
23:17Oh.
23:17What is it?
23:19Crossroads.
23:20Crossroads.
23:22Crossroads.
23:23Do you remember Crossroads?
23:24I do.
23:26No way.
23:27Do, do, do.
23:29Oh, soap.
23:30I'm never thinking soap fucking like actual bar soap.
23:35Cool Crossroads.
23:36I'm thinking like Imperial Leather.
23:38Dove.
23:39Yeah.
23:40The Rock.
23:41Like Dwayne The Rock or what?
23:45That's the G-I-P...
23:48What?
23:50G-I-P.
23:51G-I-P.
23:53The Rock.
23:54One word.
23:54Gibraltar?
23:55Gibraltar?
23:57Gibraltar?
24:00Oh!
24:01Oh!
24:02What do you mean?
24:03Oh my goodness!
24:05American singer.
24:06Oh gosh.
24:07Could be anyone.
24:07Two words.
24:09Uh, Diana Ross.
24:10What?
24:11Is that...
24:12Bon Jovi?
24:13No.
24:14Is B...
24:18Brian...
24:18Brian...
24:20Bri...
24:21Bri...
24:22Bru...
24:24Oh, Britney Spears!
24:25No.
24:26No.
24:26No.
24:29Benson!
24:30What's his name?
24:30Benson Boone!
24:31Yeah!
24:31Benson Boone!
24:32Benson Boone!
24:33Oh!
24:34Benson Boone, he says.
24:35Is that right?
24:38Difficult, that one.
24:39See, I don't know who Benson Boone is.
24:42I've never heard of him.
24:42Do you know who Benson Boone is?
24:44I've never heard of him, so I have no idea.
24:45Who is he?
24:47Who is he?
24:56In Bristol...
24:56Trem, I left this little bit for you.
24:59I respect that.
25:00You...
25:01But I would have left you more.
25:03Listen.
25:03I would have left you at least a cup for you.
25:05Well, I'm saying, you know, I know what Trem's like.
25:07Trem just only wants like a quarter or half a cup.
25:09Brothers Tremaine, Twain and Tristan.
25:12Truth be told, that's perfect for me.
25:16Yeah.
25:16You might just want a little...
25:17Just a gist of taste, yeah.
25:18What would the word be, like a planet...
25:20Planet.
25:21Palette cleanser.
25:22That's it, yeah.
25:23Not a planet cleanser.
25:25Palette cleanser.
25:26That's the word.
25:27I couldn't get my words out.
25:28But yeah, you might want to cleanse your palate with that.
25:31All right, Vladimir Putin.
25:33On Friday, ITV was full of surprises.
25:37I managed to get hold of these daffodils, Mary,
25:40which were lying horizontal on the ground
25:42because they'd been dashed down by the winter rain,
25:45and now it's spring.
25:47How beautiful.
25:48How come you didn't want a tea?
25:50Ellie, I've had about three coffees.
25:51I'm absolutely off me tits.
25:52Worst thing I did was buy that bean-to-coffee machine.
26:01What the fucker knows that?
26:03You can give it to me when I need to come along.
26:06It's a robot.
26:08It's a robot.
26:08Would it be a good wingman for you, Jake?
26:10No, just embarrass me.
26:11Show me up.
26:14University of Huddersfield.
26:16Lovely.
26:17Come on, University of Huddersfield.
26:18What the hell?
26:19Come on!
26:19That's odd!
26:20Hello, everyone, and welcome to Fridays This Morning.
26:24I am Harold the Robot.
26:25Oh, don't tell me they've got a robot doing this morning now.
26:28Oh, well.
26:29Might be more interesting.
26:31And I am delighted to be in the studio with Alison and Dermot today.
26:36Oh, it's over!
26:37Oh, he's small, isn't he, Harold the Robot?
26:40Harold the Robot's very small.
26:42Child-like.
26:44Our next guest, Professor John Murray, says that pretty soon robots will be able to make a cup of tea,
26:48clean our homes and make life a little bit easier.
26:50How soon?
26:52And the great thing is you wouldn't have to make a cuppa for them.
26:54No, you wouldn't.
26:55You don't have to feed them.
26:56No!
26:57So, Harold's a commercial product that we got at the university about six months ago, and we've been using it
27:02for research in assisted living.
27:04Assisted living?
27:04This is you?
27:05Your mum struggles to use an iPhone.
27:07I know, exactly.
27:09We've got no chance of her controlling a Harold.
27:12So, theoretically, anyone can buy a version of Harold, but then you take it into the workshop or the lab
27:17and then tinker with it and see what you can do with it, right?
27:19That's it, yeah.
27:19How much are they?
27:21Oh!
27:23Do you think they're...
27:24No, you can't afford one.
27:25I can tell you that right now.
27:27He can do martial arts as well, couldn't he?
27:29He can.
27:29Can we see that?
27:30We can.
27:31Martial arts?
27:32Chop-chop.
27:33I suppose if you can do martial arts, it'd be good if you had an intruder coming to your home,
27:37just set the robot onto him.
27:38What's martial arts?
27:40So, I'll just put them on.
27:41Here we go.
27:42Connecting, bloody.
27:43That's always the way, isn't it?
27:44Never work with, er...
27:46Triple I.
27:47Oh, no!
27:50It just...
27:51It just...
27:52It just bobbed.
27:53His legs are muggled.
27:54Was that martial arts?
27:56He's been rehearsing.
27:56John, is he okay?
27:57He's totally fine.
27:58So, it's a controller error, I think, is part of the problem.
28:01I know, this would drive me mad.
28:03I think I've changed my mind.
28:04I don't want a robot.
28:06Oh, it's a very Capoeira.
28:08Oh, yeah.
28:09I love that they've spent all their time teaching Harold martial arts and dancing.
28:15It's like, guys, can we stick to the plan?
28:19Assisted living, care in the home.
28:20Oh, yes.
28:22Whoa!
28:23Oh, my God!
28:25Roundhouse kick?
28:26But, I mean, that's not actually helping anyone.
28:28No.
28:29I'd rather see him whip up a curry than do martial arts.
28:32Why do you like helping people, Harold?
28:34I love helping people.
28:35It makes me feel incredibly happy.
28:38Oh, my God, that's creepy.
28:40One day, I hope me and my siblings can live in homes across the UK
28:44to help make life easier for those who need it.
28:47Your siblings?
28:48There's more of you.
28:50Oh, he's already into breeding then, isn't he?
28:53No, that's his brothers and sisters.
28:55I know, but someone's breeding them.
28:58What's the timeframe, do you think?
28:59Like, in 10, 15 years, could people have, like, an automated helper?
29:05Yeah.
29:05So, I hope it'll be around that.
29:06When you two get old...
29:08That's a long time.
29:09That's a long long time.
29:09I don't need to bother looking after you.
29:11I'm just going to buy one of these.
29:12That's a long time, Shay.
29:13Shove it in the house and get you one of those.
29:16Is that or a care home pick?
29:21In the Cotswolds.
29:23Darling, I've got something quite funny to tell you.
29:25What?
29:26I was walking down the high street yesterday.
29:29Yeah.
29:29And, um, something you've gifted to someone.
29:33What?
29:33Locally.
29:34Is it a charity shop?
29:36Yeah.
29:36Don't be ridiculous.
29:36What?
29:37It's a jacket.
29:39That jacket?
29:40That you actually made.
29:41Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
29:44Somebody's taken a present we've given them and taken it to the charity shop.
29:48It's a charity shop in the window.
29:51Was it?
29:51The Eyes on You one?
29:53Yeah.
29:53Yeah, which is really obvious.
29:55Yeah.
29:56Oh, my God.
29:57How ungrateful are people.
29:59Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
30:01Well, they never sold very many anyway.
30:03Yeah.
30:03We weren't mighty to begin with, to be fair.
30:05Exactly.
30:06It wasn't exactly a bestseller, was it?
30:09On Saturday, there was only one story dominating the headlines on ITV.
30:14You can make the next cup, eh?
30:16Oh, thank you.
30:17I will.
30:17It's the beginning of meteorological spring, Mary.
30:21I know, but the time's going so fast.
30:23We may as well dig ourselves graves and get into them.
30:26No, Mary.
30:30This is On TV News with Romilly Weeks.
30:33Romilly Weeks, Mary.
30:35Look at her.
30:36Isn't she charming?
30:37Good afternoon.
30:38Iran has retaliated today with multiple missile strikes across the Middle East.
30:43Oh, God.
30:44This is scary, isn't it?
30:46They're lashing out at American bases in the Middle East as they said they would, Mary.
30:51Oh, I see the American bases.
30:53Yes.
30:54After the US and Israel launched a major attack on the country.
30:58I thought Iran had been neutralised by Trump a few months ago.
31:02So Trump would hope you'd think that, Mary.
31:05The Pentagon named it Operation Epic Fury.
31:07Epic Fury?
31:09Honest to God.
31:10What do you think he's a boxer?
31:11With Donald Trump pledging to obliterate Iran's missiles and annihilate its navy.
31:17Oh, dear.
31:18Well, that's got to calm things down nicely, isn't it?
31:21Old Donald opened up a can of worms here.
31:23I don't think he always thinks through things properly, does he?
31:26Qatar, Bahrain and Saudi Arabia were all hit in the Iranian response.
31:31And there's been an explosion at the Palm Hotel in Dubai.
31:34Oh!
31:35Lucy Stevens is supposed to be moving there, isn't she?
31:38Yes, she is.
31:39I wonder if she'll still go.
31:41You're not safe anywhere, Lee, are you?
31:43Wow.
31:43Have you checked on Steve?
31:45No, I haven't actually.
31:46Well, you need to check on him.
31:47I know, but he's in Cyprus.
31:48They'll be a bit safe there, won't they?
31:50This is an air assault by the United States and Israel with the overt aim of regime change
31:56in Iran.
31:56There's a sense of deja vu when I hear that word regime change, Nutty.
32:01Mm.
32:01It reminds me of WMD, David Kelly, the dodgy dossiers.
32:06The United States military began major combat operations in Iran.
32:12What's he got that on his head for?
32:14Why would he do it now?
32:15Well, he needs to do it now, Nutty, because of his poll ratings going very badly.
32:19Partly I feel like this is because Trump wants to get people off the Epstein files and
32:23like, look at this!
32:24War!
32:25Our objective is to defend the American people by eliminating imminent threats from the
32:31Iranian regime.
32:33What is the imminent threat from the Iranian regime?
32:36This is the first I'm hearing about it.
32:38They must know something that we don't.
32:40A vicious group of very hard, terrible people.
32:46Yeah, but you can't tie them all with the same brush.
32:48I'm sure there's some very nice people as well.
32:50I think it's about the leadership regime, not everybody.
32:53Not people that are just, like, in a shop.
32:55For many years you have asked for America's help, but you never got it.
32:59No president was willing to do what I am willing to do tonight.
33:03Well, there's a reason why past presidents haven't done this before.
33:07It is a big threat to the worldwide peace, Iran.
33:10So I reckon if you do get the regime out of the way and make nice peace there,
33:13it'll be a lot better for everyone.
33:14Now is the time to seize control of your destiny and to unleash the prosperous
33:19and glorious future that is close within your reach.
33:23So the unarmed civilian population of Iran, please rise up against the really well-armed bloodthirsty leaders of Iran.
33:30Who killed thousands of people a few months ago who tried to protest.
33:33Yeah.
33:34Our forces are active and British planes are in the sky today.
33:40God, it's worrying, isn't it, really?
33:42As part of coordinated, regional, defensive operations.
33:47Well, you're saying that for now.
33:49So in layman's turns, the dog's still on the lead, but it's following at the mouth, ready to go.
33:53This has the potential to come back and sting us in the Vale of Pusey.
33:58If they've closed the Straits of Hormuth, okay?
34:03Hormuth.
34:04And that means petrol prices will go up.
34:08Next week we'll all be buying, boat buying again.
34:11I can't because I ain't got many cupboards in our house.
34:14I can't boat buy.
34:23In Surrey.
34:24Back in the day, your dad used to have an apex, eh?
34:28Yeah, now it's a six.
34:30You went to the gym yesterday and all you did was a tour.
34:32No, it was a day pass.
34:33But you didn't...
34:34A day pass and you didn't use it?
34:36A day pass and you just walked around the gym.
34:38Sarah, the husband Andre and their daughter Shay.
34:42Don't worry, I'll be there tomorrow.
34:42But you were gone for two hours.
34:45Yeah, because I had to go to the shop to buy all the ingredients.
34:49What, you thought I was in the gym for two hours?
34:51Yes, that's what you said, you're going to the gym.
34:53No, I went to look at the gym.
34:55Yeah, dad was thinking about food the whole time he was there.
34:57That's why he left, to go and pick up the groceries to cook.
35:00I was thinking about cooking dinner.
35:02The guy said, oh, we can show you around and then you can stay.
35:05And I was like, listen, just let me walk around quickly.
35:07I was there for about ten minutes.
35:10Probably seven.
35:13On Thursday, another chap was off on a long haul holiday
35:16and wanted to tell us all about it on Channel 5.
35:20India's on my bucket list, Simon.
35:22My bucket list too?
35:23Is it?
35:23Yeah, yeah, I've not been.
35:25No, nor have I.
35:26I feel it could be quite hard with a mobility scooter.
35:28It might be.
35:29Your term would not be geared up for India.
35:33You see, you underestimate my IBS.
35:36You know, as long as it's managed correctly
35:38and I took at least a hand luggage amount of emodium.
35:4210kg allowance.
35:44Yeah, I think I'd be all right.
35:46Welcome to India.
35:47I've never been to India before.
35:49I think you'd know if I'd been to India.
35:52In this series, I'm going on a journey.
35:55It's the closest I'll ever get to being in the Hells Angels.
35:58One would come into her own somewhere like this.
36:00Oh, yeah.
36:01And they'd be never off the horn.
36:03And to experience how old India is.
36:05Was that the Greek?
36:06Oh, no, I'm thinking of the Greek.
36:08The Greek wall of India.
36:09And China.
36:13Alexander Armstrong.
36:14Did he stay at your house in France once?
36:16He did indeed.
36:17He didn't do a programme on that.
36:18That's for sure.
36:25Whoa, look at that.
36:26Monsoon, where they...
36:27Oh, you did have to get the monsoon there, you know.
36:29Did they?
36:30Oh, aye.
36:31This was the day I'd planned to spend with the legendary Dubberwallers.
36:35What are Dubberwallers?
36:36These are Dubberwallers.
36:37Dubberwallers, Simon.
36:38Yeah.
36:39Yeah, legendary.
36:40This 5,000-strong army has delivered home-cooked lunches nearly every day since 1890.
36:46Oh!
36:47Fucking hell, that's a fair old shift.
36:48Hey, do you know the other night, we ordered a garlic bread and chips?
36:52Yeah.
36:52It took two hours to come.
36:54I am joking.
36:55The bins was dabbed.
36:57Now, I'm wearing the famous Dubberwaller uniform.
36:59I feel I was born for this.
37:01What was the uniform?
37:01Just a hat?
37:02Just a hat, yeah.
37:03What you've done is worn your own clothes.
37:05With a hat on.
37:06With a hat on.
37:07A dabber refers specifically to the metal lunchbox.
37:11Oh.
37:12Oh!
37:12Yeah, I've seen them.
37:14They look so cool.
37:15And a waller is the person who carries it.
37:17Dabber waller.
37:18Dabber waller.
37:20Dabber waller.
37:20Dabber waller.
37:21Dabber waller used to be the ones with the fans, didn't they?
37:23Oh, right.
37:24Over 200,000 containers of home-cooked food are delivered across Mumbai every day.
37:30That's amazing.
37:31A day?
37:32Yeah, that's extraordinary.
37:33No way.
37:33My colleague Santosh and I are picking up Mr Kakani's lunch, just recently made for him by Mrs Kakani here.
37:41I like this idea.
37:42Well, good luck.
37:43I say, Dad, you work upstairs from home and I still don't get lunch cooked for me.
37:49So I'm a bit peckish and I could phone her and say, can you get to Jane's, my sister's, get
37:54her to knock me up a quick lasagna?
37:57Would you be all right with that?
37:58Yeah.
38:01As noon strikes, legions of dabber wallers arrive with lunch.
38:06They've got some dinner, look at them lot.
38:08I don't trust myself with all them lunches.
38:10I could be a dabber waller.
38:11You could.
38:12I hope that lunch is worth all this.
38:15I don't understand why the husbands can't just take it to work with them in the morning.
38:19Lazy sods.
38:20This is one of the central sorting areas.
38:22Our post office can't sort like this, can they?
38:25No.
38:25And this is where their clever code of colours, numbers and symbols comes into its own.
38:31I get a bit confused.
38:32You could so easily pick up a pilau instead of mushroom rice, couldn't you?
38:36Yeah.
38:36I need somehow to work out where I'm going.
38:39Well, I guess the clue's here.
38:40I will look for Street 21.
38:42I'm looking for a building that begins with R.
38:45Oh, God.
38:46It's just wandering round India aimlessly.
38:49I feel sorry for whoever's lunch he's got.
38:55Well, here we are.
38:56Raymond House.
38:58Ah, yes, we're here.
39:00That is the R in the code here.
39:02Four.
39:03Four.
39:04Simple as that.
39:05Simple as that.
39:06Go now.
39:08Four.
39:08Four.
39:10Hello, Mr Karkane.
39:12Er, no, he's off today.
39:14Yeah!
39:19Ah, Mr Karkane.
39:21He found him.
39:22Sweaty Englishman has turned up.
39:24There you are.
39:25I hope it's still warm.
39:28I hope it's still warm.
39:39Of course it is.
39:40So, in other words, he loves his wife's cooking, so he's happy to eat her every day, isn't he?
39:45Yeah, well there we are.
39:46Yeah.
39:46Yeah.
39:47That's why he had crisps must have been working late.
39:52In Blackpool.
39:53In Blackpool.
39:53Do you know what I found with Paige Wright?
39:56Any, like, remotest bit of stress or pressure, she just buckles and starts being a sausage with me.
40:01I just love it.
40:03I just love it.
40:03Because she turns into, like, a full-on Sonia for Extenders.
40:07Pete and his little sister Sophie.
40:09We had one the other day.
40:11She went, we've got to leave by ten past.
40:14We've got to leave by ten past.
40:16And I was sat in the car at ten past.
40:20I was sat in the car for ten past.
40:22And Paige went, you fucking made us late now.
40:24And I'm like, it's funny, we're all sat in the car and you've come out at twelve minutes past.
40:28You absolutely are the world's worst for that.
40:31I knew you'd have a fucking side.
40:33Whatever.
40:35On Thursday night, the brightest brains in business were back on the BBC.
40:40Ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam.
40:44I wonder what disaster's gonna happen this week.
40:48You're fired.
40:51I was an apprentice for ages.
40:53I was an apprentice hairdresser.
40:55An apprentice business adminner.
40:58Oh, yeah.
41:00Was I an apprentice credit controller?
41:04I've been an apprentice for flippin' years, actually.
41:06I think I've only just come out of the apprentice stage.
41:09In the episode, Lord Sugar had sent everyone off to Egypt
41:13with the task of organising a corporate away day.
41:17So I would really love to put myself forward to project manager for this.
41:20God, they must all be sweating their tits off, suited and booted up like that.
41:24I've done a lot of events in the UK and it's year 25 events last year.
41:27OK, Megan, sounding good.
41:29So she's got experience then?
41:31They need to utilise that.
41:32I do want to go down the luxury route because they are a luxury client.
41:36So I do want to mention the word luxury.
41:38And I'd like to go with like a mid-range for like catering, for drinks.
41:41Caviar.
41:42You want a bit of caviar there?
41:44On crackers.
41:45Caviar on crackers.
41:47Look at this.
41:47We've got caviar on crackers, yeah?
41:49Hoping to drive through a deal with high-end car brand DS Auto.
41:54DS Auto?
41:55Weren't they on Ashton Oil Road in Clayton where we used to live?
41:58There was a DS at though, wasn't it?
42:00Yeah.
42:00Yeah.
42:01Doesn't look like the man we used to deal with though.
42:03So we're looking for an experience focusing on style, luxury.
42:08Yeah.
42:09Style, luxury, got it, got it, yeah.
42:12Now in terms of pricing, we have worked out a price of $10,000.
42:16Here we go.
42:17Watch them fall off the couch.
42:22Yeah.
42:23Right.
42:25For $10,000 we'd expect a private jet to go and see the pyramids.
42:29Yeah, yeah, I would know love.
42:31I'd want Alan Sugar's fucking Rolls Royce coming up to pick me up.
42:35Unfortunately, our absolute maximum would be $3,200.
42:40Meet me in the middle, nine grand.
42:42Okay.
42:44Lovely to meet you.
42:45Thank you very much.
42:45See you tomorrow.
42:47Oh, you drives an hard bargain.
42:49I can't bear to watch actually.
42:51It's going to be a muppet show this, isn't it?
42:53Yeah.
42:54The mid-range option, here we have the local sea bus.
42:58It's one of like very traditional dish.
43:00Yeah, that's proper.
43:01Matching a menu to Megan's luxury brief.
43:04We're served with childhood potatoes, basically triple fried.
43:08It's a very popular dish.
43:09It's chips.
43:10It's thick chips.
43:11I'd want more than that.
43:13What's in there?
43:13That's potato wedges that, isn't it, actually?
43:16Is it?
43:17Guys, I know we don't have a lot of time, but I think we can get this all done with
43:20teamwork,
43:21okay?
43:21Oh, they've got to cook it.
43:22Oh, wow.
43:24Well, that looks half decent.
43:25Hello.
43:26So we've finally got your food out for you.
43:28Here's your wedges, guys.
43:30You've worked up a sweat for these.
43:31Enjoy.
43:32It's potato wedges, right?
43:35They're not just any old potato wedges, they, son.
43:38Use your eyes.
43:40Triple cooked.
43:42Okay.
43:44They're hard.
43:45She can't cut through it.
43:47Oh.
43:48It's not actually cooked.
43:49Oh, no!
43:50What did they say?
43:51It's not cooked.
43:52Thing is, I'd be that hungry, I'd just be eating the cooked bits.
43:55It's like solid.
43:56Oh!
43:57Oh, he's going to go and complain.
43:59The potatoes aren't actually cooked.
44:01Oh, are they not?
44:02They're still slightly raw on the inside.
44:04It's actually called al dente nipshit.
44:07How hard is it to go wrong with a bloody wedge, potato wedge?
44:11Yeah, come on.
44:12It's potato.
44:14For Megan's team, Hope's pinned on a perfect mane.
44:17Is that the fish?
44:18That's the sea bass, Simon.
44:20Oh, it looks like it's been put together with a baseball bat.
44:23It's going to be difficult to serve that and make it look creamier
44:25because it's all broken apart.
44:27Oh, that's terrible.
44:28One flake or two.
44:30It's taken crisp to a different level.
44:33I think that looks really good.
44:34Good save.
44:36I've never seen an apprentice challenge go this bad.
44:40I feel like they're going to be happy with what they've got.
44:43Oh, no!
44:45Megan?
44:45The fish is quite plain.
44:48Okay.
44:48Are you guys still happy to eat and enjoy the meal or...?
44:52No, they're not happy, Megan.
44:54They're pissed off.
44:55Look at the faces.
44:57Oh, that's horrible.
44:58Jenny, they ain't eating anything.
45:00Now here comes the recriminations, Nutty.
45:02But it's a confederacy of dancers.
45:05They're all stupid.
45:09Oh, here's Alan.
45:10Oh, here he is.
45:10Here's Alan.
45:11Big A.
45:12He's going to dish it up now, isn't he?
45:13You took on this task, Megan.
45:17Um, on the basis that you are experienced and done corporate events.
45:22And for that reason, I've got to tell you, Megan, you are fired.
45:27Fired.
45:27Fired.
45:28Absolutely.
45:30Okay, thank you, Lord.
45:31Shut up.
45:31Megan, sit down.
45:31I'm not finished yet.
45:33Oh!
45:33I'm not finished yet.
45:34Oh, spicy, Lord Sugar.
45:36Let's go.
45:36Is he doing a double firing?
45:38Because, Carrington, I'm not satisfied with your explanations.
45:41You're also fired.
45:45And you...
45:46No!
45:48Is he going to do a triple-cut wedge?
45:50I don't like people who are negative, so you're fired also.
45:53Ah!
45:54Oh, three!
45:55Hattie!
45:55Hattie!
45:56He's done the Hattie!
45:58Is that the first time ever?
45:59I don't know, darling.
46:00You're very excited.
46:02Oh, my God!
46:04You know, the producers are probably sat in the back, pulling their hair out.
46:07You know, Alan's gone bloody rogue.
46:09He was only supposed to sack one, and he's got rid of three.
46:11And we're supposed to magic another two back up.
46:14Excuse me, Alan, it was just one firing this week.
46:16Can you just pick one, Alan, please?
46:21Well, we got a taste earlier.
46:23Who's going to last a little bit longer than Ben and George?
46:26Jonathan Ross is back with Handcuffed, streaming now and continuing Monday at 9.
46:31And here for the drama Wednesday night at 9, going to the top whatever it takes in A Woman of
46:37Substance.
46:38Stay with us, The Last Leg is next.
46:40A WOT
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