00:05Donovan Miller, star quarterback, high school god, hetero heartthrob, and a self-absorbed jock.
00:16He's everything I hate about this place, and everything I want.
00:20Kaden, I want you.
00:26Never done this before.
00:30Don't worry.
00:32You're my first guy, too.
00:43Do you really think you have a chance with the straight star quarterback?
00:52It's not like that. I don't even like him. I hate jobs.
00:55Don't even give us a chance.
01:00Donovan, wait.
01:05Hey.
01:06Did I give you permission to say my name, nerd?
01:13I fell asleep.
01:15Aw.
01:17Dreaming about me?
01:18Oh my god.
01:22Oh my god.
01:24This twink's got a boner.
01:28He's got a boner.
01:33Half the football team just saw my boner.
01:36I am so dead.
01:38He had a dirty dream about Donovan and got a boner.
01:41It's not a boner. I'm a shower, not a grower.
01:46Looks like a boner to me, dude.
01:50Girl, you know Donovan's straight with a capital S, right?
01:54Good.
01:54Caden here got bricked up for the straight QB.
01:59Donovan, wait.
02:00Well, you're so tiny no one notices when you get hard.
02:03Oh, shit.
02:06Look who's got a backbone now that he's student body president.
02:15He's nothing more than the class fairy.
02:20Better watch your ass.
02:22Caden here has the hots for you.
02:24Is that true, Caden?
02:26You got the hots for me?
02:34You're trying to convert me to the dark side?
02:37Darth Gator?
02:39Don't flatter yourself.
02:44Oh, my God!
02:49Gage is coming for you, Donovan.
02:51It actually looks like hell.
02:55That's enough.
02:58Caden, detention.
02:59What? Why? I didn't do anything.
03:01For harassing our star quarterback.
03:04Boys don't need that kind of attention from other boys.
03:20I don't know what's worse.
03:22Getting a boner in front of the class?
03:24Or that the most hoo-rah hetero quarterback ever gave it to me.
03:32Your ass is mine.
03:34What?
03:35Hey!
03:38Donovan!
03:40What are you doing?
03:44You thought you could hide it, but I caught you.
03:48That boner wasn't about you.
03:50It's not like I could control it.
03:51This isn't about your boner, Caden.
03:54It's about your activities budget.
03:56Where'd you get this?
03:58Please.
04:00Two weeks as student body president, and you're already abusing your power.
04:04While equitable distribution of resources is an abuse.
04:08Fancy way of saying you hate football, and you want to kill our budget.
04:11Football gets 90% of activity funds.
04:15That's not fair to the rest of us who get only scraps.
04:18Dude, come on.
04:20You don't really think that your LGBTQIA whatever committee needs as much money as we do.
04:27Why do you care?
04:28It's not like you're paying for any of this.
04:29We need that money to go to nationals.
04:32Okay, that's my only chance to get scouted, to get away from my dad this town.
04:36You know what?
04:37Well, I have dreams too, Donovan.
04:39Harvard only takes students that make an impact.
04:42This budget is the way to prove that I can.
04:45Well, the football team isn't going to take it lying down.
04:49You may call the shots on the field, but I call the shots inside the school.
04:54So my budget proposal stays.
04:58Change the budget back, or I'll make you.
05:02How are you going to do that?
05:06By giving you what you really want.
05:13Well, what are you doing?
05:16Dude, it's a joke.
05:18It's a joke.
05:20Okay.
05:21But I, uh...
05:23I mean, I did see you dreaming about me in class.
05:26You were yelling at me?
05:29I did dream about you, but it's called a nightmare.
05:32And explain your boner, Caden.
05:36He's probably got the football team hiding just out of sight.
05:39Ready to humiliate me if I fall for this.
05:42Am I a joke to you?
05:44Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm desperate.
05:47Don't take my football team to fly your rainbow flag, okay?
05:50Just change the budget back.
05:54Or else.
06:02You think I'm making the football team fly my rainbow flag?
06:08Let's see how you like this.
06:26Guys, let's just focus on the game, okay?
06:47What the hell?
06:50Someone sabotaged our uniforms.
06:52What do we do?
06:52Kick off some five minutes.
06:54Guys, it's just paint.
06:57Quit being a pussy and suit up.
07:02Suit up.
07:03Let's go five minutes.
07:08It's your first game of the season.
07:10I'm your announcer, student body president, Caden Russell.
07:13And I'm his trusty sidekick, Alexa Kennedy.
07:16Let's go, boys.
07:18Let's go.
07:19Let's go.
07:20Let's go.
07:21Let's go.
07:21Let's go.
07:21Let's go.
07:21Let's go.
07:21Let's go.
07:22Let's go.
07:22Let's go.
07:22Let's go.
07:23Let's go.
07:23Let's go.
07:24Let's go.
07:25Let's go.
07:26Wow, new look for the Hawks.
07:29Guys, is this a football game or a gay pride parade?
07:33Little back Donovan Miller leads for team time and doesn't he look gorgeous doing it?
07:39The rainbow really brings out.
07:40Oh, absolutely.
07:42Enjoying yourself?
07:44I don't know what you're talking about.
07:50I know it was you.
07:51I don't know.
07:52It's the only one that I've been doing.
08:07It's the only one that I've been doing.
08:21I'm sorry, did you say kick my ass or lick my ass?
08:24Open it, open it!
08:25Drop it!
08:27Drop it!
08:28Drop it!
08:29Drop it!
08:29Drop it!
08:39It looks like our quarterback, Jonathan Miller,
08:42has been injured!
08:44There's something wrong!
08:46Our star quarterback is hurt, and it's all my fault.
08:53Donovan, I am so sorry.
08:54The uniforms, they were a stupid prank.
08:56I really didn't mean for this to happen.
08:58You sabotaged our uniforms and got Donovan hurt.
09:01You were dead, motherfucker.
09:03Move, move!
09:04You!
09:06What if he's still hurt for the homecoming game against Fumont,
09:09our biggest rivals?
09:11You're expelled!
09:12What?
09:14No.
09:16Expelling him won't teach him his lesson.
09:19He's gotta learn some school spirit.
09:22And I know just what to do.
09:25Have him come to our next practice.
09:27What?
09:28Fine.
09:296am, Monday morning, bright and early.
09:32Report and Donovan will take over from there.
09:47Okay, let's have it.
09:49What are you gonna make me do?
09:50Clean your dirty jockstrap?
09:52Shine your cleats?
09:54Scrub the shower?
09:56Home.
10:01You're not getting off that easy.
10:03What do I have to do to get off?
10:11Welcome to the team!
10:15Waterboy.
10:25No way!
10:26I am not wearing that!
10:27You can just make me clean something and get it over with.
10:29Well, it's either this or you get expelled.
10:34If you get expelled, that means no new activities budget.
10:38I know Harvard.
10:42Choose wisely.
10:45Donovan!
10:46It's Captain.
11:01I stood up to the homophobic football team and now I'm the waterboy to the hot quarterback
11:07from hell.
11:08This is bullying.
11:11Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
11:15You're unbelievable.
11:18Oh man, you got him so good.
11:20This is hilarious.
11:21You fuck with our uniforms, we fuck with yours.
11:23Hey, guys, hey!
11:25We play our biggest rivals of the season next week, so get back on the field.
11:37How long do I have to do this?
11:41You belong to me, so as long as I want.
11:51So I'm your slave or I'm expelled.
11:54Those can't be my only two options, Donovan.
11:56We're at practice, so call me captain.
11:59I'm going to the principal.
12:00This is cruel.
12:01Go ahead, the principal already signed off.
12:04And she's not going to improve your budget unless you show a little school spirit.
12:09But hey, if you can't handle it, by all means, just pull your budget proposal.
12:15Donovan acts like he's teaching me a lesson, but this feels less like punishment.
12:20More like flirting.
12:47Try harder to embarrass me, captain, cuz...
12:50Right now, you're just making me look good.
12:55I mean, so I knew you were hiding that body under your school uniform.
13:02I'm a teen twink fantasy. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you watch gay porn.
13:10Who says I don't?
13:18At least give me something different to wear.
13:21It needs to look like I'm hazing him or the team will make things worse for Caden.
13:26Besides, no. I like the way you look at this.
13:32Are you hitting on me? Because, bad news, I would never go for a self-obsessed jock like you.
13:40Liar.
13:41Come on. If I wanted you, in school, on this field, anywhere, you'd be begging for it.
13:59You wish.
14:02Now, do you have an actual task for me? Or did you just come for the view?
14:08Why don't you go ahead and organize the equipment locker, huh?
14:27You playin' with my balls, waterboy?
14:34Shouldn't you be on the field?
14:36Uh, yeah, but I'm still injured, so...
14:40Okay, let me go early.
14:42Oh.
14:44Can't go fast.
14:46I can't raise this arm above my head, so...
14:49I need you to wash my hair.
14:52You want me to get in the shower with you?
14:56Chop, chop, waterboy.
14:58These locks aren't gonna wash themselves.
15:18The hottest quarterback in this state is showering in front of me and I can't touch.
15:24This is torture.
15:34This is torture.
15:55You abstract.
15:56Yes, there?
15:58If they like myself on the spot.
16:04That's very...
16:12Here.
16:12This is torture.
16:13I am.
16:14This is torture.
16:16This isn't torture, but I am so hypocritus.
16:18I am a fan's entrepreneur, making sure.
16:22You are so surprised.
16:33you want to rinse off too i should um i should get to class
16:47donovan put me in a tiny waterboy uniform and made me shower with him
16:50what a closet case
16:56earth to gayden are you okay sorry what were you saying um just that i think that hey look everyone
17:03it's gayden gayden here had a really hard time to math the other day seem pretty focused on me
17:12justin are you sure you're not gay keep talking homeo and see what happens no
17:20i don't do something quick i'm gonna get my ass kicked by the football team in front of the whole
17:25school you know when you hold me close like this i get so excited oh you're just a bottom who
17:33loves
17:33getting attention from the football team don't you you're the one making me hang out at practice
17:37in booty shorts you don't think we see it fairy poppins how obsessed you are with us you cut our
17:42budget to the football team to get our attention i'm the student body president it's my job to
17:46propose a budget you only won because donovan's dad didn't let him run you're just a weird homo kid
17:51who can't take a hint you want me to change the budget fine football won't get any funding that's
17:59abuse of power he's not the president he's the queen if you want to be the queen you have to
18:05look
18:06so pretty now maybe you can get boys to look at you
18:15get your hands off my water boy
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