00:07Yo, let's fucking go!
00:15I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:19To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
00:23But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:29Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
00:37No...
00:37No, no, no, no, no! This was out on the yearbook!
00:43That's it!
00:46Fuckhead!
00:47Shut!
00:49Up!
00:56Up!
01:05Brady Wilder? What is my nemesis doing here?
01:10Sorry to barge in, but I gotta dare to win.
01:14Damn, Brady! You already got her pants off? Man, you are fast!
01:18What are you talking about?
01:22What are you doing, Puckhead?
01:24Could you just trust me for a second? Harper Honey?
01:26It's Harper Honey.
01:28Hey, Brady, where are you going? The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
01:36This'll be better. I promise.
01:44You better start explaining.
01:46Oh, I thought you knew everything.
01:48What about science? What about you and your degenerate friends? Now talk.
01:52Didn't you just yell me to shut up? I think the whole dorm heard that.
01:55If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help in three, two...
02:04Okay, fine. I need a favor. I need your underwear.
02:10Ow! Did you just bite me?
02:13Did you seriously just ask for my underwear? Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
02:18Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, they dared me to make out with you.
02:24In front of everybody.
02:26But we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
02:30People will think we did. So, you're welcome.
02:34In your dreams, Puckhead.
02:40I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special.
02:44Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
02:48But, I mean, you're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
02:53Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
02:57It's your choice.
02:59I'll have my fun either way.
03:05In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, Harper Honey, keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
03:12Don't go through my stuff!
03:14What will we find?
03:22Fine, Puckhead. Just stop. I'll do it. But you owe me.
03:29You wish!
03:30Talk, talk, talk about what's happening.
03:35Yeah, we talk, talk, talk. You're not listening.
03:40You're living on the western.
03:43You're living on the western.
03:44Yeah, let's do it.
03:47What do I owe you?
03:50A kiss?
03:51Want to be your first?
03:53Hilarious.
03:54But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
03:58And just leave me alone.
03:59For good.
04:02Deal.
04:06Oh, one last thing.
04:17God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper? Look away!
04:22Oh, you like the view?
04:24I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
04:28So long, honey.
04:32It's honey!
04:36Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
04:43It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
04:47And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
04:52That is, except for the one student that got an A.
04:57Harper honey.
05:00Hey, nerd.
05:12Hey!
05:15Water.
05:29We need to talk.
05:34You're in big trouble, son.
05:36You may be the best damn hockey player this sporting school has ever seen,
05:40but you would not be the laziest.
05:41Lazy?
05:42Coach, are you serious?
05:43I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
05:45I'm talking about your studies, son.
05:49If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final,
05:53you're going to lose your spot on the team.
05:55And trust me, it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
06:01That is, except for the one student that got an A.
06:10Don't worry.
06:11I've got a plan.
06:13This team comes to you, son.
06:19Huckhead, what are you doing?
06:20I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
06:23This is my hostage until you hear me out.
06:28I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
06:32Brady, I need my camera back.
06:33These pictures are for the yearbook.
06:35Look, don't worry.
06:36I've got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
06:39You like my smile?
06:41As much as I like you talking to me.
06:43I know, I know.
06:44We've never really gotten along.
06:45But I was thinking, let's call it a truce, you know?
06:48Let's end the year as friends.
06:52Absolutely not.
06:53Honey, please.
06:54It's honey.
06:56Honey suits you, sweetie.
06:58I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
07:02Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
07:06As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
07:11Harper?
07:11Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
07:13Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady.
07:16And I'm the only senior on scholarship.
07:18If my grades slip, so does my financial aid.
07:24I'm sorry, I didn't know.
07:27But you're my only hope.
07:30Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
07:33Puck bunnies?
07:34Right.
07:35Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
07:42You're the only one who got an A.
07:44Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
07:48What is the periodic symbol for Bispo?
07:53It's bye.
07:54As in, bye-bye.
08:05Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
08:09Well, good thing he's not my crush.
08:11Good thing I like...
08:17Jack Cladson.
08:20Sorry.
08:22Do I know you?
08:23Oh, I, uh...
08:25No.
08:26I mean, I'm Harper.
08:34I, uh, I work yearbook.
08:36I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
08:39At the charity gala.
08:41Cool.
08:42Yeah, you know, gala's aren't important.
08:44Definitely.
08:46I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing.
08:49Totally witchy.
08:49I mean...
08:50God, she's giving me second in embarrassment.
08:54Yeah, yeah.
08:54Hey.
08:56See you around, Hannah.
08:57It's hard.
09:00You might be good at school, but you get a big fat F at being cool, because that...
09:05is truly pathetic.
09:06Leave me alone, right?
09:08Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do?
09:10Cry?
09:10Cry?
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:14How's it feel?
09:15Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep.
09:18I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, and the only thing to show how truly poor you
09:21are is that fugly backpack.
09:24Stop!
09:25What are you doing?
09:25My own studies.
09:26Hand me down.
09:27I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
09:33What do we have here?
09:34Oh!
09:35No!
09:36That's my chemistry homework.
09:37I was working out all night.
09:38I do tomorrow.
09:39It's not like you had anything better to do.
09:42Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
09:45Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college, and I don't
09:48hook up with jock.
09:49Oh, yeah.
09:49Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
09:52No one will touch you, can we don't?
09:55Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways, and oh,
09:59just a thought.
09:59Study if you don't want to fail.
10:01Oh, and here's another.
10:03Balance and you won't get wet.
10:13Oh, did you want your stuff back?
10:15Okay, swim for it, bitch.
10:24Oh, did you want this too?
10:27No.
10:27Did you?
10:28Did you want it?
10:28No.
10:29Okay.
10:29Go grab it.
10:32Leave her alone.
10:42Take it on me.
10:50Are you good?
10:52Just peachy.
10:55You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
10:57Oh, come on, Brady.
10:58We were just having some fun with our girl.
11:00You're so cute when you're mad.
11:03Us jocks have to stick together.
11:04Delete those pictures, Brittany.
11:06Or what?
11:06What is she gonna do to us?
11:08She won't do anything.
11:10I, on the other hand?
11:12I know.
11:15I've been and to theХars.
11:15My phone.
11:16My phone.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:22My hair.
11:24My makeup.
11:27Help me.
11:28Girl, I got you.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31Here.
11:33You are so dead.
11:36It's better than being still so stuck in the fountain.
11:51You don't have to do this.
11:53These guys are looking at you like a piece of me.
11:56Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
12:00Alright, let's go.
12:01I mean, you owe me that at least now.
12:22God, you are so bad at this.
12:29What's up, Hudson?
12:30Hudson?
12:32Oh.
12:34Hey, Walder.
12:36Hi, Hannah.
12:37Harper.
12:38Right.
12:39Harper.
12:40Oh my god.
12:41He's never said my name before.
12:42It's like he really sees me.
12:46What are you doing?
12:47What are you doing?
12:48You're ruining my chances with him.
12:50I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
13:05Just hear me out.
13:07Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
13:11Whoa, honey, listen, I'm not saying we should be friends.
13:15I'm simply proposing a...
13:17I already told you, I'm not gonna tutor you.
13:19Shh.
13:21You know, for someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
13:27Do you know what quid pro quo means?
13:28Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
13:31I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
13:33Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
13:40I think there's something you want.
13:46How about...
13:48Jack Hudson?
13:57What about Jack Hudson?
13:59I mean, you like him, don't you?
14:00Don't try to deny it.
14:01I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
14:03And that little wave...
14:05You're such a jerk!
14:06A popular jerk.
14:08One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
14:15I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but, I mean, they'll help you
14:20land him.
14:21But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
14:25Okay, how about this?
14:27You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least a B.
14:30Pass the final and stay on the team.
14:32And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
14:38Let's just say your plan works.
14:39Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
14:43What?
14:44You know, I'm like, kiss and...
14:47other stuff.
14:49You're crazy.
14:50This is crazy.
14:51Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this.
14:53I'm going.
15:00I can see you need more convincing.
15:03So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
15:05Oh my god.
15:14You're crazy.
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