00:08I've worked so hard to become swim captain. It's been a rough year. My parents surf shop went under, then
00:16my dad ran off in shame. So my mom started driving double shifts for Uber and got into a car
00:21crash last week.
00:26Ready to bow down to your captain Aiden?
00:29Will Harrison. His family's sporting goods empire is what destroyed our surf shop.
00:34You may be a fast swimmer, Will, but it takes more than that to lead. I have put in the
00:38work to-
00:39Scholarship kids should follow, not lead. Stay in your lane, wannabe.
00:43Why does he smell so good? No. He's the enemy, and tragically straight.
00:50What? You mad? You gonna hit me?
00:55You're not worth it.
00:57Oh, I'm worth half a bill. And that's just a trust fund.
01:00Once I win my Olympic medals and star in a few dozen commercials, I'll have a fleet of yachts.
01:06But don't worry. Hey, I'll hire you to clean my staterooms.
01:11Dream on, Will.
01:19I heard it from you, Matt.
01:24Your new captain is...
01:26Aiden Crew.
01:28May he lead you all to victory this year. Swim hard for our school.
01:33What the hell?
01:34Well, it should be Will.
01:36Hey, it's okay. He can wear his little captain badge now, but we all know he's gonna be working for
01:41me someday.
01:42I wouldn't work for you if my life depends on him.
01:45Now everybody get in and start the warm-up.
01:48Come on, now.
01:50Aye, aye, captain.
01:54Hello?
01:55Aiden Crew, we just got the rehab cost for your mother's car crash injuries.
01:59Aw, why so serious?
02:01Insurance won't cover any of it.
02:03The total cost is $100,000.
02:07Hello, who's this?
02:08Hey, give it back.
02:10Give it to me, Will.
02:12Oh, Aiden.
02:13I thought you'd never ask.
02:16Uh-oh.
02:18They hung up.
02:20Hello?
02:25We need $100,000, or we have to release her.
02:29What will happen if she doesn't do the rehab?
02:32She may never be able to walk again.
02:35Should I be talking to your father?
02:37He's not around.
02:40I start the rehab.
02:42I'll drain my college fund and start working doubles at my after-school job.
02:48Oh, shit. I'm gonna be late.
02:53No running.
02:54I'm-
02:54You're late.
02:55And don't tell me that practice ran over.
02:57I pushed your shift by an hour.
02:58I'm sorry, Joe. It is my mom. She's-
03:00Save it.
03:02One more problem, and you're fired.
03:04Get on the chair.
03:09No running.
03:13You want a tip?
03:15I've got one for you.
03:16You just have to come closer.
03:21You-
03:23It's not safe to drink this much around the pool.
03:25Oh, yeah?
03:26Says who?
03:27Hey, four eyes.
03:29Get that bitch back over here.
03:32Yeah.
03:32We need another round.
03:34You've clearly had enough.
03:35Listen, you little twat.
03:38Do you know what you're dealing with?
03:39If you want to keep drinking, you can take it inside.
03:42Okay?
03:43No.
03:44I don't think I will.
03:46Get off me.
03:48Nobody gets between me and my appletinis.
03:51Especially some nerdy little twink.
03:54Deceptimide.
03:56Believe me, I'm not after your d***.
03:58Let me go. I'm just doing my job.
03:59You don't need these, do you?
04:01No, no, no, no.
04:01Yeah.
04:02I need them.
04:02I mean, I have prescription goggles, but-
04:05Take that as a no.
04:06Don't break them.
04:08Who?
04:09Seriously?
04:10What kind of cartoon villain breaks them?
04:12What's last-
04:15Know your place, pool boy.
04:17I'm a lifeguard.
04:23Stay down if you know what's good for you.
04:27Let him go.
04:31Will Harrison is standing up for me?
04:34Why?
04:34Harrison Junior?
04:37Don't tell your father about this.
04:39Please!
04:40You can forget about that deal with my father.
04:43I hate bullies.
04:45Now fuck off!
04:48Why do you care so much about a lowly pool boy?
04:51He's my captain.
04:52Now get out of here before I get you barred from every corporation in the country.
05:02You're welcome.
05:03Joe.
05:06That was kind of cool of you.
05:09I'm very cool.
05:11Ask anyone.
05:12No.
05:15Did they hurt you?
05:21Nothing I can't take?
05:23Aiden.
05:24Why the hell aren't you in that chair?
05:25Why the hell don't you take better care of your employees?
05:27Will, shut up.
05:28I'm sorry, Joe.
05:30I-
05:30Aiden.
05:31Get your ass in that chair right now.
05:34And if you said so much as one for toe-
05:35Man, screw you.
05:37Aiden doesn't want to work for an asshole like you anyway.
05:41Fine.
05:42You're fired.
05:44No.
05:49I needed that job.
05:51Why?
05:52It seemed like a pain in the ass.
05:54Would you stop swinging that stupid thing?
05:56Don't touch!
05:57This is my lucky charm.
05:58My dad got it from Tiffany's before my first swim meet when I was five.
06:01Of course you don't understand why I needed a job.
06:04The cost of that charm alone would solve half of my problems.
06:08Problems you have never had and can't begin to understand.
06:12Well, you can't have this, but...
06:15You need a job. I have one for you.
06:18Though...
06:18I may need you to beg.
06:20I wouldn't work for you if my life-
06:22My life depended on it.
06:23Yeah.
06:24I heard you the first time, Captain.
06:27It's pretty ironic.
06:28Your thing about not liking bullies.
06:32What?
06:32All right. Of course.
06:35Ironic means...
06:36I know what it means, dumbass.
06:39I don't bully you. I'm just...
06:42I like to rib you a little.
06:43You cost me my job.
06:45After saving you.
06:47Which I didn't ask for.
06:48You didn't have to.
06:50Anything for my captain.
06:56I gotta go.
06:58Thanks for nothing.
07:01Anytime.
07:03I hope he's okay.
07:04Not like in my business or a care or whatever, but I hope he is.
07:17Hello?
07:18Are you available for a pool maintenance job?
07:20Starts this afternoon.
07:215K a week.
07:22Oh my god.
07:24That would pay for my mom's rehab.
07:26And even help me start rebuilding my college fund.
07:29Yeah.
07:30Absolutely.
07:31I can...
07:32I can come after swim practice each day.
07:42No wonder they can pay so much.
07:46Hi.
07:47So your uniform will be down the hall in the bathroom.
07:49You keep the pool and deck clean.
07:51And while you're on the clock, you're also in charge of getting drinks, snacks, and assisting the young master in
07:55anything he needs.
07:57He's training for the Olympics so he can be demanding.
08:00Keep him happy.
08:02Sounds like Will Harrison.
08:04I can do that.
08:10Are you sure this is the uniform?
08:13Yes.
08:14No.
08:15Get to work.
08:23I'm doing this for my mom.
08:25I'm doing this for my mom.
08:36Thanks.
08:37You're already a pro.
08:40Are you...
08:41How...
08:41How could you...
08:43I told you that I...
08:44You know what?
08:45I...
08:45I'm out of here.
08:46Hey, slow your roll, Captain.
08:49I know you can't say no to this.
08:50I'm not working for you.
08:52You're really gonna turn down 5K a week?
08:55Are you gonna be a civilized human being if I stay...
08:58Please.
09:00I have reputation to uphold.
09:02I'll never find a job that pays this much.
09:05I have to make this work for my mom and my future.
09:08Whatever he dishes out...
09:10Fine.
09:12I'll stay.
09:13Good.
09:14Now, uh, make me a sandwich.
09:17PB&J.
09:31The ratio's off.
09:33It should be equal peanut butter to jelly.
09:36And more of each.
09:3720 calories.
09:45Yeah, the ratio looks good.
09:48Now cut it.
09:51Now feed it to me.
09:52What?
09:53I don't want to ingest chlorine.
10:26Not bad.
10:29now sunscreen i need to reapply every 30 minutes or i'll burn yes your highness
10:36your majesty will do
10:40how about your douchiness
10:46and just make sure you get it even less talky more sunscreeny
11:00slow it down captain
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