00:10Wow. Do I like him?
00:18Hey!
00:20Hello!
00:24Hello!
00:25Hello!
00:26Sour time!
00:33Water!
00:34We need to talk.
00:39You're in big trouble, son.
00:41You may be the best damn hockey player this sporting school has ever seen, but you would not be the
00:45laziest.
00:46Lazy? Coach, are you serious? I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
00:50I'm talking about your studies, son.
00:54If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final, you're gonna lose your spot on the team.
01:00Now, trust me. It'll hurt me more than it hurt you.
01:06That is, except for the one student that got an A?
01:09I go home.
01:15Don't worry. I've got a plan. This team counsel you, sir.
01:24Huckhead, what are you doing?
01:25I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me. This is
01:29my hostage until you hear me out.
01:33I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
01:37Brady, I need my camera back. These pictures are for the yearbook.
01:40Look, don't worry. I've got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
01:44You like my smile?
01:46As much as I like you talking to me.
01:48I know, I know. We've never really gotten along, but I was thinking, let's call it a truce.
01:52You know, let's end the year as friends.
01:57Absolutely not.
01:58Honey, please.
01:59It's honey.
02:01Honey suits you, sweetie.
02:03I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
02:07Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
02:10As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
02:15Harper?
02:16Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
02:18Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady, and I'm the only senior on scholarship.
02:23If my grades slip, so does my new financial aid.
02:29Um, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
02:32But you're my only hope.
02:35Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
02:37Puck bunnies?
02:39Right.
02:40Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
02:47You're the only one who got an A.
02:49Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
02:53What is the periodic symbol for bispo?
02:58It's bye.
03:00As in...
03:01Bye-bye.
03:05Oh!
03:06Did you want this, Terrell?
03:07No.
03:08Did you? Did you want it?
03:09No!
03:09Okay, go grab it!
03:12Leave her alone!
03:22Take it on you.
03:31Are you good?
03:32Just peachy.
03:35You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
03:38Oh, come on, Brady. We were just having some fun with our girl.
03:41You're so cute when you're mad.
03:43Us jocks have to stick together.
03:45Delete those pictures, Brittany.
03:46Oh, what? What is she gonna do to us?
03:48She won't do anything.
03:51I, on the other hand...
03:56My phone!
03:57Oh my god!
04:02My hair!
04:04My makeup!
04:07Help me!
04:08Girl, I gotcha!
04:10Oh my god!
04:13You are so dead.
04:16It's better than being still...
04:18so stuck...
04:19in the fountain.
04:32You don't have to do this.
04:33These guys are looking at you like a piece of meat.
04:37Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
04:41Alright, let's go. I mean, you helped me with that at least now.
04:57God, you are so bad at this.
05:04What's up, Hudson?
05:06Oh.
05:08Hey, Walter.
05:11Hi, Hannah.
05:12Harper.
05:13Right.
05:14Harper.
05:15Oh my god.
05:15He's never said my name before.
05:17It's like he really sees me.
05:20What are you doing?
05:22You're ruining my chances with him.
05:24I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
05:27What, if you're just a mess with them?
05:40Just hear me out.
05:42Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
05:46Whoa, honey, listen. I'm not saying we should be friends.
05:49I'm simply proposing it to you.
05:52I already told you, I'm not going to tutor you.
05:56You know, for someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
06:01Do you know what quid pro quo means?
06:03Or do you need a Latin lesson in science school?
06:06I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
06:08Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
06:14I think there's something you want.
06:20How about Jack Hudson?
06:32What about Jack Hudson?
06:34I mean, you like him, don't you?
06:35Don't try to deny it.
06:36I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
06:38And that little wave.
06:40You're such a jerk!
06:41A popular jerk.
06:42One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
06:50I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but I mean, I'll help you
06:55land him.
06:56But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
07:00Okay, how about this?
07:02You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
07:07And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
07:13Let's just say your plan works.
07:14Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
07:18What?
07:18You know, I'm like, kiss and other stuff.
07:24You're crazy.
07:25This is crazy.
07:26Oh my God, I can't even believe I even considered this.
07:28I'm going.
07:35I can see you need more convincing.
07:38So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
07:53Wow, do I like him?
07:58No, Harper.
08:00He's your nemesis, remember?
08:02That kiss was...
08:04Wow.
08:06Look, this is Harper, honey.
08:10Not bad, tutor girl.
08:12That was pretty convincing.
08:15That was nothing for me.
08:22If Paul says otherwise.
08:24I hate to admit it, but he's right.
08:26If I really want Jack's attention, I need his help.
08:31Look, honey.
08:32I know it seems like I don't care about anything,
08:34but I actually do care about my grades.
08:37I mean, enough to stay on the hockey team.
08:41But I know my mom would be rolling in her grade
08:43if she knew I was about to fuck up my only dream.
08:47I always...
08:48I always wanted her to be proud of me.
08:55Well, if you insist on not needing help with your crush,
08:58I will, uh...
08:59Wait.
09:04Fine.
09:06Let's do it.
09:09We tutor each other.
09:10I get you at least a B and Kem,
09:12and you get me a date with Jack to the prom.
09:15And it has to be the prom.
09:16Nothing less.
09:18Deal?
09:21Deal.
09:25All right.
09:26Meet me after dinner at my dorm.
09:28Oh, and...
09:30Where's something sexy, honey?
09:33It's on me.
09:38Oh, what did I just get myself into?
09:45What are you doing in my bed?
09:48Seriously, Brady.
09:49If the doormoms catch you in my bed after hours,
09:51we're both screwed.
09:53Chillax, honey.
09:54The doormoms love me.
09:55They never get in trouble.
09:56They think I'm a dora.
10:03I thought you wanted me to meet you at your dorm.
10:05I did.
10:07But then I figured you might show up looking like...
10:10that.
10:14Look, I'm taking you to your first high school party.
10:17If you want to sell the idea of us being a thing...
10:20Just...
10:21for Jack to notice me.
10:23Yeah, yeah.
10:23For Jack.
10:24But you gotta look like a girl I'd date.
10:26But I can't go full blonde in an hour.
10:28I mean, the bleach wouldn't have enough time
10:30to rot my brain, either.
10:32Ha ha.
10:32Very funny.
10:34Look, let's just focus on me tutoring you,
10:37Mr. D+.
10:38Deal.
10:39I'll be the best dude ever.
10:41But, in exchange for my compliance,
10:45I get to choose what you wear to the party tonight.
10:48Fine.
10:50Open your book to Chapter 6.
10:52Forgot mine.
10:54Can we share yours?
10:56Am I supposed to share the bed with my nemesis now?
11:01Come on.
11:02That don't bite.
11:04Well, until Lesson 3, at least.
11:07Chill, Harper.
11:08It's just a bed.
11:09You're just sitting.
11:10We're just tutoring him.
11:12Oh.
11:13And before we start,
11:16I need you to sign this.
11:19Tudor agreement between Harper H. and Brady W.
11:25Is this a contract?
11:32Harper H.
11:33Harper H. will tutor Brady W. in chemistry until he gets a B,
11:36so he can remain on the hockey team.
11:41B.
11:43Brady W. will tutor Harper H. in seduction
11:46until she becomes proficient,
11:49so Jack Hudson asks her to prom.
11:54C.
11:55Both parties should keep this agreement strictly confidential.
11:59Are you serious?
12:01Obviously.
12:02Any amendments to red lines?
12:04Only one.
12:05The parties will go back to being strangers
12:08after the purposes are fulfilled.
12:09No real emotions are permitted.
12:14I don't think you'll be able to stop yourself
12:16from falling for me, honey.
12:18Ow!
12:20Watch me, Puckhead.
12:30But remember,
12:32Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
12:35Okay.
12:36Chem time.
12:38Let's start with bonding theory.
12:40Oh, like what we're doing right now.
12:42Puckhead!
12:42Do you want to get kicked off the hockey team or not?
12:45Right.
12:45Sorry.
12:47Okay.
12:49A chemical bond is an attraction
12:51of two or more atoms that form...
13:03Stop staring at him, Harper.
13:05A chemical?
13:07Great.
13:09And do you think the atoms share protons
13:10or electrons here?
13:15Uh...
13:18Whoa.
13:19I never noticed how pretty she is, of course.
13:22Jeez, Puck is pretty.
13:24You got this.
13:25Just think about it.
13:28Electrons?
13:30That's right.
13:31Good job.
13:43Okay.
13:45Next section.
13:56What's next?
13:58That's it.
13:59We finished a chapter.
14:01Seriously?
14:02I totally get it now.
14:04It's just easier to understand when you explain it.
14:07You're a great tutor, honey.
14:08Let's just hope you are, too.
14:10Let's go.
14:11Whoa.
14:12Not yet.
14:14Our deal.
14:15Remember?
14:24Do you have anything in here that doesn't make you look like a nerd?
14:26Or a boy.
14:32No way.
14:33That's my dance recital costume from freshman year.
14:36Perfect.
14:37I could never pull that off.
14:39It's too tiny.
14:40Which makes it perfect.
14:42Lesson one.
14:43Gotta look the part.
14:45Lesson two.
14:46Confidence.
14:48Now put this on.
14:50Turn around.
14:52Oh.
14:52Sorry.
14:59I can't adjust the strap.
15:01Let me help.
15:02No!
15:11Stop looking at me like that.
15:13I know I look stupid.
15:15No.
15:16You look...
15:17hot.
15:20I mean...
15:21Jack will make you look kind.
15:26Let's get that strap.
15:29Let's get that strap.
15:50Uh, thanks.
15:52No problem.
15:53You can, uh, put me down now.
15:55Right.
15:57Oh, one more thing.
16:01My mom gave me this my first ever hockey game when I was a kid.
16:05We, uh, got into a crash on the way home.
16:10Shouldn't make it.
16:12It's not worth much.
16:13But it means everything to me.
16:16I think you should wear it.
16:17I think it'd really sell the whole us being...
16:21us.
16:26I'll keep it safe, Brady.
16:40Any chance I can convince you to let your hair down?
16:43About the same as you wearing this dress instead, Puckhead.
16:46Now, let's go before I change my mind.
16:53I think you bring me that crap on earth.
16:53You're not a journey.
16:53You're good.
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