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00:05oh hey Chloe have you seen Jack? I saw him go into lab five with some girl lab
00:10partner? Jack doesn't have a lab partner
00:29Jack what the what the hell is going on what are you doing I asked you a question what does
00:35it look
00:35like we're doing we're hooking up it's the first day of grad school and I transferred here for you
00:41and you're cheating on me I never asked you to do any of that besides how long are you really
00:46gonna last at Princeton anyway I'm just getting my options ready you're a prick
00:56have fun taking out my trash
01:08God I can't believe I transferred here for that asshole and he cheated on me on the first day
01:17shit I'm sorry I thought that this is my car
01:33so who do you need me to kill
01:41I didn't I didn't realize
01:46you're losing blood sit
01:51it's fine
02:06suck on it
02:08what
02:17um it's really not a big deal
02:20it is a big deal
02:23you hurt yourself
02:28neuroscience PhD should know better
02:30better than to punch a window
02:35how do you know my major
02:37we only accept 12 PhD students every year into our program
02:44which means
02:46that you're a brilliant young woman
02:52my boyfriend doesn't think so
02:56what happened
02:57I caught him cheating on me
02:59he's the only reason I moved here so
03:02now I'm all alone
03:06you're not alone
03:08you're here because of you
03:10not him
03:12plus
03:12you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met
03:16so if you ask me
03:19your ex is an idiot
03:35you can either go to your dorm
03:38and cry over your ex
03:41or you can come on with me
04:01what's wrong
04:03want me to slow down
04:15nice of you to join us
04:17Miss Miller
04:20the Princeton neuroscience PhD
04:23is the hardest
04:24the most selective program
04:26in the entire field
04:27of brain science
04:28and just because you all have been accepted
04:31let me know if you need help back and Emily
04:35fuck off Jack
04:36oh
04:37still mad over one little mistake
04:39cheating is not a little mistake
04:44listen
04:45the PhD program is all about connections
04:47unlike me
04:48you don't know anyone
04:51really hate it
04:52if none of your projects ever got funded
04:53what are you trying to say
04:56I'm trying to help you
04:58just think about it
04:59let me hit whenever I want
05:01I'll make sure you always get funded
05:03it's a win-win
05:04Jack no
05:05and with that
05:07I would like to hand you over
05:09to your new chief advisor
05:12Dr. Hayes
05:16holy shit
05:17it's the Grim Reaper
05:19he's the youngest academic
05:20ever nominated for a Nobel Prize
05:22he's made Princeton PhDs
05:24break down
05:24and quit their entire careers
05:45hey dad
05:46man
05:46he's the only founder
05:46the brasile
05:49of the下去
05:50police
05:51he's the only disciple
05:53the only maker to the
05:53quien Moore and
05:54he
05:54the Gandhi
05:54and he sees
05:55you the world it
05:55can't
05:55be the whole family
05:55you you've
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