00:00I don't want to start a virgin.
00:01Abby, we don't have to.
00:03I don't know, but I want to.
00:07You'll be nannying my daughter, she's 11,
00:10and my teenage troublemaking son.
00:13I was only told about a little girl.
00:15What do you mean a teenage son?
00:16You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school,
00:19their homework is completed,
00:21and they're fed a healthy dinner.
00:24And if they misbehave, punish them.
00:26They say your son is 17.
00:28How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:30The agency said you're the best in your class.
00:32Figure it out.
00:33I need this job.
00:34If this kid is such a loser, he needs a nanny to feed him
00:37and help him with his homework, how bad could he be?
00:40Benny and I are home.
00:43What are you doing here?
00:45Son, meet your new nanny.
00:48Oh God, I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
00:52I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
00:54You're contracted by the nannying agency
00:56to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
01:00I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
01:02If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again.
01:05Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times,
01:08but we do not need a nanny.
01:09Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
01:12You've made a right mess of yourself.
01:14You've got a bad attitude, you're sleeping in late,
01:17and your grades are dropping.
01:18And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line,
01:22I've got you the next best thing.
01:23The baby's on board.
01:24Are you going to get in line,
01:25or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
01:28Fine.
01:29Don't blame me when she quits.
01:31You already know I'm not a quitter.
01:33Show her to the guest room.
01:35The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
01:38Look, I know the situation is weird,
01:40but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of mine.
01:46Look, I want you out of my school,
01:48out of my house, and out of my life.
01:50I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit.
01:54Fine.
01:56I'll make yours ten times worse.
01:58Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
02:01Bring it on.
02:07Beep.
02:08Beep.
02:10Beep.
02:12Beep.
02:21Felix may bully me in school,
02:23but as his living nanny,
02:24I'm in charge at home.
02:27Wakey, wakey, Enix and Fakies!
02:31What the fuck?!
02:36Language.
02:36You don't want another punishment, do you?
02:58You know, if you wanted to get me Wes,
03:00there's better ways to do that.
03:03Dry off, you have homework to do.
03:06No.
03:07I'm going to the beach, nanny.
03:09Mmm, I don't think so.
03:23You're going once you do your work.
03:29Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time.
03:33Study these ones next time so you get them right.
03:36I'm finished too.
03:39What the hell?
03:40Your market are more than the teachers do.
03:42Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision.
03:45So no sub power.
03:51I don't take notes from a sloth.
03:54You're so immature.
03:56I know.
03:58Does my nanny need to punish me?
04:00You think I won't?
04:01What are you going to do?
04:03Spank me?
04:06Ground me?
04:07I'd like to see you try.
04:11I have just the punishment for you.
04:16Time to feast.
04:20What the fuck?
04:27Dad, where's my door?
04:33You.
04:36Come on retrofit.
04:37We've got them warning.
04:39Let's win this match.
04:44What the hell? I was about to win.
04:53We need to talk.
04:54Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of Bailey.
04:56Oh really?
04:57Okay, cool.
04:58Well, I was going to say that the rumours about you and the teachers, you know.
05:01I do just really do-
05:03Okay fine, we can talk.
05:10You have five minutes.
05:12You're kind of scary, you know that.
05:14Me?
05:15You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
05:17No, no, no, no.
05:22After today I realised that that was child's play.
05:24You, you're an evil genius.
05:28You did tell me to punish you.
05:31Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
05:33Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
05:35No.
05:37I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
05:40But, I did want to make a deal.
05:43What kind of deal?
05:44The kind where I stay out of your way.
05:49So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
05:55And in return, you stay out of my way.
05:58And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
06:03Um, why would I agree to that?
06:05Unless if you don't, I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny.
06:10You'll be out on your ass by dinner.
06:13Okay.
06:14But this only works if you actually behave.
06:17Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
06:19I'll behave.
06:21It's a count honour.
06:26But first, some ground rules.
06:29Fair enough. What are they?
06:31Rule one, you already agreed to.
06:33You won't be my nanny in name or action.
06:35Only if you behave.
06:37If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
06:39Yeah, don't worry about that, okay?
06:40Rule two, know what at school finds out.
06:43That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
06:46Deal.
06:47I have a rule too.
06:49Stop bullying me in school.
06:52I'll try to control myself.
06:54Though I've not been very good at that around you.
06:58What are you doing?
06:59Sailing our deal.
07:01With the kids.
07:03Are you kidding?
07:04We hate each other.
07:06Guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way then.
07:24Wait in the car, yeah?
07:25I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
07:27Fine.
07:29Oh, Bailey's lunchbox.
07:31We need to go...
07:31I don't care.
07:33Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
07:40Still showing your face at school?
07:42Haven't you got the message?
07:44What, that you hate me?
07:45I think that's pretty clear.
07:46Then I guess using words isn't enough.
07:49Where are you going to put your drink on me?
07:52How original.
07:53You already looked chuffed.
07:55Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
07:57I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you.
08:03Don't we have a history essay due today?
08:05No, I spent two weeks on that.
08:07Too bad I don't care.
08:09Felix, stop them!
08:10Did you just ask Felix for help?
08:13Don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now.
08:16If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
08:19Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
08:37See you in class.
08:38Bottom feeder.
08:46What happened to our deal?
08:48I promised I wouldn't bully you.
08:50I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
08:53Yeah, but why are they bullying me Felix?
08:54Because you started it.
08:55They're just following your lead.
08:57I mean wait.
08:58No.
08:59Our deal's off.
09:05The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
09:11What are you doing Jack?
09:13I don't know.
09:14Hit the gym or something?
09:14Oh my god.
09:16What is that?
09:19Damn, I knew she was a freak but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
09:24What do you reckon she's got in there?
09:25Sex toys?
09:28Come over here baby.
09:30Show me what's in that lunchbox.
09:35Oh yeah.
09:36Felix, you loved your lunch at home.
09:38What the hell?
09:39That's not Felix's.
09:40Yes it is.
09:41See?
09:42Felix Barnes.
09:44Abby, you're fucking more.
09:52Why is your last name on that lunchbox Felix?
09:54I'm not the only one with that last name.
09:56Why do you look so nervous man?
09:57Is that actually yours?
09:59It's not.
10:00It's not mine.
10:01Pick up for Bailey Barnes.
10:03Yes, thank you.
10:05Bailey Barnes?
10:06Isn't that your little sister?
10:08Why does scholarship slut have it?
10:11I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
10:14And Felix.
10:19No.
10:21Are you secretly a little baby?
10:24Do you need me to change your diaper?
10:26You want me to...
10:29That's enough, okay?
10:30And you're not my nanny.
10:33No, Felix!
10:35Felix!
10:36How dare you carry me like that?
10:38How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
10:40Our deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
10:42Yeah, I didn't.
10:43My friends did.
10:44Yeah, your friends.
10:45One word from you and they would have stopped, but you didn't.
10:48I can't control other people.
10:50Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
10:53So what, that's just it then?
10:54Not even one day and our deal's off.
10:56You drive me crazy.
10:57The feeling's mutual.
10:58Look, I'll see you at home.
11:00Where you'll have a list of chores to do.
11:02I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
11:05Time to get you out of my house for good.
11:09Listen up!
11:11End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
11:13Bring the chaos, we're partying till the sunrise.
11:17Don't tell in the way it's supposed to do.itungj
11:45Oh
11:48Here she is
11:49What the hell is this?
11:52First annual Felix Barnes
11:54End of the World Party
11:58Shut it down now
12:00For what?
12:02I'll call your dad
12:03Call him and tell him you have no control over me
12:06and he'll drop you as my nanny like that
12:14Do you not care that this is scaring your sister?
12:17More than Annie
12:18It's your job to take care of her
12:26Oh baby
12:28It's okay, I'm gonna go get rid of everyone
12:30You stay here and try to rest
12:44Abby!
12:46I'd offer you a beer but you're on the clock
12:48You're getting absolutely pissed
12:50And what if your dad sees?
12:52He probably fired the irresponsible nanny
12:55Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed
12:57And your dad's gonna be home early in the morning
12:58So please shut this down
13:01You want this party to end?
13:03Easy
13:03You've just got to say two words
13:05I quit
13:07How about these two words?
13:09Fuck off
13:10Why do I think she's hot?
13:11Even when she's telling me to fuck off
13:14I should hate her
13:16Anyways
13:16I'm going to go enjoy my party
13:19If I'm ready to quit
13:21Come find me
13:23Till then
13:23Keep me the fuck alone
13:25I want you to kill my pipe
13:31I can't
13:34I can't
13:57I can't tell dysfunction
13:58Oh harsh
13:59Skye
14:00I'd still fuck her
14:01Oh
14:01Just put a bag on her head
14:04You'd fuck anything Jack
14:05Look so your insults don't bother me anymore
14:08Because I know you're just insecure
14:10See you're trying so hard
14:12And Felix still hasn't noticed you
14:14What did you just say?
14:16Look I'm just saying
14:17It must be hard
14:18Having such an obvious crush on Felix
14:22And still being in the friendzone
14:24You
14:25Bitch
14:32Skye please give that bag
14:33My
14:33My bra is see-through
14:35Oh
14:36I'll cover you up
14:40Go fetch
14:50Swimming's easy Abby
14:51Just use your arms
14:53Yeah or you could use those fun bags to float
14:57Help
15:00Ouch
15:00No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker
15:04Yikes
15:05Skye help
15:07You're delusional if you think I'm going to help a pick me slut like you
15:11I know just what I'm going to do with this fugly shirt
15:18Help
15:19Where is she?
15:21What's happening?
15:22Oh my god I'll be fucking
15:49Did my bully just save me?
15:52Cute
15:53Thank you
15:54Abby
15:55Abby I
16:07Where's your shirt?
16:08And your bra is
16:09I see-through I know stop looking at me
16:15Shit
16:16I can't look at her or I'll get hard
16:29Tell me did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
16:33Don't flatter yourself
16:34Don't flatter yourself
16:36I'm just saying
16:38I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms
16:44Just because I'm your nanny
16:46This has nothing to do with you being my nanny
16:52Trust me
16:54Trust me
17:07Where's my shirt?
17:08God Abby
17:10God Abby
17:10You really will do anything for attention won't you?
17:14Why don't you go check the pool house?
17:21I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy
17:24And I can't stop thinking about her
17:26This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head
17:35Someone pinch me
17:37Am I really staring at my enemy Felix Barnes naked?
17:42Close the door
17:46I met with you on the other side of it
17:47I can't, I can't leave
17:49Why? Because you're stalking me
17:51I came in here to get my shirt
17:52I can't leave until I get my shirt
17:54You're testing my patience
17:56Okay?
17:56You can get your clothes
17:57Once I'm done changing
17:59What are you doing?
18:01Door
18:03Oh
18:05It's locked
18:11What does this mean?
18:14It means that you're trapped with me
18:25We need to get out of here
18:27We need to get out of here
18:27Well the door's bolted
18:28And there's no windows
18:30So
18:30You alright?
18:32God I hate saying that out loud
18:35Well at least you finally admitted it
18:37Never thought I'd live to see the day
18:39Don't get used to it
18:40I wouldn't dream of it
18:42Nanny
18:48Put this on
18:50Is this supposed to keep me warm?
18:52It's supposed to keep you covered
18:54So you feel comfortable
18:56Body heat
18:57So I'm going to keep you warm
18:59You're joking
19:00What?
19:01I'm like it's that bad being so close to me
19:03Seriously
19:04If we wrap this around us then
19:06We'll both stay warm
19:11Do you think anyone's ever going to get us out of here?
19:15Probably not for a long time
19:19Fuck
19:20Our skin's so soft
19:25Felix do you have a hard on?
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