00:10Hello Claude!
00:12Hello Claude!
00:14Hello Claude!
00:15There's lots of friends to meet
00:17That live along our street
00:19In the town where everybody knows your name
00:24And everyone is always saying
00:26Hello Claude! Hello Claude!
00:28The sound that's all around poor Haven
00:30Hello Claude! Hello Claude!
00:32It's Claude! He's Claude!
00:33So Claude! It's Claude!
00:35I'm Claude!
00:39The show must go on!
00:45Me me me me me me me me
00:48La la la la la
00:50Me me me me me me me
00:52Wa la la la la la la la!
00:58Could you get that please Claude?
01:01It might be my magazine
01:02Rose Garden Weekly
01:04Okay Sir Bubbly Sock
01:14Oh!
01:15What is it Claude?
01:17Look!
01:19Ooh! There's a poor Haven
01:21Variety performance tonight
01:22To be performed in the presence of the mayor
01:25Oh wow!
01:27And Everard is auditioning for acts
01:29Right now!
01:32Sir Bubbly Sock
01:33Are you okay?
01:34Oh yes!
01:36It's just the mention of auditions has brought back a bad memory from my career on the stage
01:41I think you need a cup of tea Sir Bubbly Sock
01:46So you see
01:47So you see
01:47I had my big chance of the starring role in a hit musical
01:52And forgot the words
01:54It was ever so embarrassing Claude
01:56Well maybe you can audition for this Sir Bubbly Sock
01:59Get back on the stage again
02:01Oh I'd love to
02:03But I don't know
02:04It's been so long
02:05Perhaps if I have someone to do it with me
02:08A duet
02:11I can do that
02:14Sir Bubbly Sock
02:15Wait
02:18Sir Bubbly Sock
02:19You don't have to do it if you don't want to
02:22It's not that Claude
02:23I have to get ready
02:24We can't be late
02:40Perfect
02:42Well thank you
02:57Spectacular!
02:58Mrs Mare will love you!
03:00You're in the show!
03:02Hooray!
03:04Hooray!
03:05Hooray!
03:06Hooray!
03:06Hooray!
03:06Hooray!
03:07Good luck!
03:08Oh thank you
03:12Are you okay Sir Bubbly Sock?
03:18Just doing some last minute breathing exercises Claude
03:25Let's do this together Sir Bubbly Sock
03:27To be continued
03:34To be continued
03:36To be continued
03:37To be continued
03:37Right
03:39Oh no!
03:42Whoa!
03:43Oh no!
03:45Oh no!
03:48Goodness gracious!
03:51Oh no!
03:53You alright Claude?
03:58Well, really, I hardly think this is a laughing matter
04:04Brilliant, just brilliant, Claude
04:07You are the funniest comedy actor I've seen in a long time
04:11Me?
04:12Yes, you!
04:14I haven't laughed so much
04:15It's, well, one of my very own funny movies
04:18In fact, you're just the thing to start the show
04:21A good laugh will get the audience warmed up nicely
04:25Fucked
04:25But, but Sir Bubblysock and I were meant to be doing an act together
04:29Sorry, Claude, I've got all the acts I need now
04:32And people will be arriving any minute
04:34Belinda, get Claude into here and make her peace
04:40I'm not going to do it without you, Sir Bubblysock
04:43I'll go and tell Everard
04:44Now, don't be silly, Claude
04:46You must do it
04:47You can't waste your big chance like I wasted mine
04:50But
04:51Do it for me, Claude
04:54Come on, Claude
04:55You're on fast and you need to look the pot
04:58See you later, Sir Bubblysock
05:00I'll be watching from the front row, Claude
05:03Good luck
05:08You are our special star, Claude
05:27Thank you, Claire
05:30No.
05:37No.
05:51You look like a star Claude
05:58Bucket down, put in, clump, clump, clump
06:01There he is! Ready to make everyone laugh Claude?
06:05I hope so
06:06Good, because we've got a full audience tonight
06:13Hello, poor Havens!
06:16Hooray! Hooray!
06:23Oh, it's a bubbly sock
06:25Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
06:28And of course, our lovely, lovely, lovely Mrs. Mel
06:34Hooray! Jolly good!
06:37Welcome to the Poor Haven Variety Performance
06:41And what a spectacle we have for you tonight!
06:46Go on everybody, look what I've got here!
06:48Last minute programs, half the press, just printed!
06:52Denzel!
06:54Hey, would you like one?
06:55No, Denzel! We've started!
06:59Oh, yeah. Sorry.
07:04And now, without further ado, let me introduce our opening act
07:10He's first round Però
07:11He's the Hound of Hilarity
07:12The Canine of Comedy
07:15He is the want, and only
07:18Claude!
07:21Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
07:42Oh, dear.
07:44Claude, what are you doing?
07:47I've, um, I've, I've forgotten.
07:53Huh? It's a bubbly sock?
07:55Did someone call my name?
07:58Catch, Claude.
08:01Hooray!
08:04You look ever so smart, Claude.
08:07Isn't this exciting?
08:15A seesaw just with one is really boring.
08:19Just the thought of it alone almost has me snoring.
08:22Life would drive me round the bend.
08:25If you weren't my best friend.
08:28Yes, I simply couldn't do it without you.
08:31Yes, I simply couldn't do it without you.
08:34I'd be like a hat without a bobble.
08:37Or like a jelly without a wobble.
08:41Or like a puddle without a welly.
08:43Or two.
08:46Yes, I simply couldn't do it without you.
08:49Yes, I simply couldn't do it without you.
08:52Like a biscuit and a cup of tea.
08:56We go together, you and me.
08:59We're buddies, pals and chums.
09:02We wave our arms and shake our...
09:05legs.
09:06Yes, I simply couldn't do it without you.
09:09Yes, I simply couldn't do it without you.
09:26Thank you so lovely, Claude.
09:28Oh, thank you, Claude.
09:29Not only am I back on the stage again,
09:31I've got something I've never had in my stage career before.
09:34A standing ovation.
09:37Look.
09:43Oh, roses.
09:46My favourite.
09:49Oh, Claude's a magnifique.
09:56There they are.
09:57What can I say?
09:59You are incredible.
10:01I've never heard a more warmed-up crowd.
10:03Well, we do make a good double act.
10:06How would you like to do a whole summer season
10:08here at the Palladium?
10:10Not as the warm-up,
10:12but as the main stars of the entire show.
10:16Amazing.
10:17It's your big chance to be on the stage again,
10:20Sir Bobblysock.
10:21What do you think?
10:24I'm sorry, Everard,
10:25but I think it's always best
10:27to leave your audience wanting more.
10:30Besides, I don't think my knees
10:32would last the whole summer, Claude.
10:35But who will be my headline act now?
10:38Smile, mon petit spinners.
10:41Once more with a bababooom.
10:45What about the high-kick spinners?
10:47They're very good.
10:49Okay, I'll give you a chance.
10:51It's fucked!
10:52I told you!
10:54Oh, but before we go home,
10:56can we please get a vase
10:58for all these flowers?
11:12Look at these flowers.
11:14Are they from you, Mr. Shiny Shoes?
11:16Well, um, no.
11:19Maybe Claude had something to do with it.
11:22You are funny, Mr. Shiny Shoes.
11:25How could Claude get me flowers?
11:27He's been fast asleep all day.
11:29Cool.
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