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00:10Hello Claude!
00:12Hello Claude!
00:14Hello Claude!
00:15There's lots of friends to meet
00:17That live along our street
00:19In the town where everybody knows your name
00:24And everyone is always saying
00:26Hello Claude! Hello Claude!
00:28The sound that's all around, Poor Haven!
00:30Hello Claude! Hello Claude!
00:31It's Claude! He's Claude!
00:33Hello Claude! It's Claude!
00:35I'm Claude!
00:39Welcome to Poor Haven!
00:45We're really lucky to live in a lovely place
00:48Like Poor Haven, aren't we Sir Bubbly Sock?
00:50Ooh yes Claude!
00:52Today we've books to return to the library
00:54And a sea to go for a paddle in
00:56And not forgetting Mr Lovely Bun's
00:59Special Chunky Nut Crunch Breakfast
01:01To start the day
01:04My tummy's rumbling already
01:14Hello Claude!
01:16Hello Claude!
01:16What's going on?
01:17Oh Claude!
01:19Everard's zoom lens is inside
01:21Making a welcome to Poor Haven tourist film
01:24Starring none other than...
01:28Errol Heartthrob!
01:30Errol Heartthrob!
01:31I loved him in the man of very few words
01:35Let's go and watch Sir Bubbly Sock
01:39Excuse me!
01:41Oh!
01:46How are my eyebrows?
01:50Spectacular!
01:52Welcome to Poor Haven!
01:54Take one!
01:57Hmm...
01:58When visiting...
02:00Er...Claw Haven
02:02You simply must sample one of these...
02:06Are...Clapjacks!
02:07Isn't that right, Mr Mouldy Buns?
02:10Well...er...
02:11Huh?
02:11Claw Haven rather than Poor Haven!
02:14Mr Mouldy Buns instead of Mr Lovely Buns!
02:17And it's not Clapjacks!
02:19It's Flapjacks!
02:21Errol's getting it all wrong, Sir Bubbly Sock!
02:24And Everard hasn't even noticed!
02:27Well he's too busy making it look good!
02:29And who else is going to tell a big famous movie star they're wrong?
02:35I can do that!
02:37Good for you, Claude!
02:39So tell me, Mr...
02:42Erm...Mouldy Buns...
02:43What exactly do you put in your...
02:47Erm...Clapjacks?
02:49Er...Excuse me...
02:50Hello?
02:51Cut! Cut! Cut!
02:52Claude!
02:52What are you doing?!
02:54You've ruined my beautiful shot!
02:55I'm sorry, but I just have to tell you that...
02:58Claude!
02:59I don't have much time to do this tourist information film!
03:02And it has to look perfect!
03:04So people will want to visit Poor Haven!
03:06So please!
03:07Move out of the way!
03:09Take two!
03:14And...Action!
03:17Erm...
03:17He he he!
03:19That was pretty!
03:21Oh...
03:21I have to let them know about the mistake, Sir Bubbly Sock!
03:25No one will want to come to Poor Haven if they hear all that!
03:29He sounds horrible!
03:30I know!
03:32Eating flapjacks made by Mr. Lovely Buns is so appealing!
03:36But...Clapjacks by Mr. Mouldy Buns?
03:39Oh!
03:39That's giving me a bout of the jitters!
03:42Next location!
03:44Library!
03:46Perfect!
03:46I can tell them there and return our library books at the same time, Sir Bubbly Sock!
03:52Wonderful!
03:53We don't want them overdue!
03:55Not after last time!
03:57Come on!
03:58Let's go!
04:01Hooray!
04:01Hooray!
04:03Hooray!
04:03Hooray!
04:06Hooray!
04:07He's a hero!
04:08Thank you!
04:08Thank you!
04:09Too kind!
04:10Harold!
04:11Excuse me!
04:13Oh, hello, Claude!
04:14I just wanted to let you know that...
04:17I'm your favourite actor!
04:19You're too kind, Claude!
04:21Of course I'll sign your books!
04:31Oh dear!
04:33Miss Hush is going to be ever so cross that he wrote on library property!
04:39This is a sublime shot, Harold!
04:41Surrounded by books, it gives you a real, I've got a brain inside this handsome head look!
04:47That's exactly what I was going for!
04:50Right!
04:51Let's shoot this!
04:52And no interruptions this time, please!
04:57Oh!
04:58The Returns Trolley!
05:00I'll just put the books there before I go and talk to Everard!
05:06Action!
05:08Here I am in, um, Sawhaven Library!
05:13Now it's Sawhaven rather than Poorhaven!
05:16And this is a very, um, old building!
05:21So old, it's, uh, probably full of ghosts!
05:26Ghosts?
05:27Huh?
05:27Mummy!
05:28Shhh!
05:29There are no ghosts!
05:30Cut!
05:32Uh-oh!
05:34Claude!
05:35That was the perfect crash zoom until you knocked over those books and spooked Errol!
05:41Can you please move out of the way?
05:43But I just wanted to point out that-
05:46Let's do this quickly, everyone!
05:47We have to get to the beach before we lose the light!
05:50Take two!
05:52Oh!
05:59To the beach, Sir Bobbly Sock!
06:02Excellent!
06:02I'm overdue that refreshing paddle!
06:07Yeah, Bobb!
06:08Get to your side, Errol Heartthrob Photos right here!
06:12Poorhaven's number one attraction!
06:14I'm definitely going to let them know this time that they are getting the words wrong,
06:18Sir Bobbly Sock, or no-one will visit Poorhaven ever again!
06:22He'll think it's too scary!
06:24And...
06:25Action!
06:27Oh, no!
06:28We've started filming already!
06:32Wow!
06:34This is, erm, Rawhaven Beach.
06:39It's got sand, and, er, it's water, and, er, if you come here, do keep an eye out, er, for...
06:49The Rawhaven Monster of the Deep!
06:55Grrrr!
06:56Now it's even scarier!
06:59Rawhaven?
07:00Monster of the Deep?
07:01There are no monsters in Poorhaven!
07:09Errol Heartthrob!
07:11Goodness gracious!
07:12Excuse me!
07:13Excuse me!
07:15It's no use!
07:17Oh, dear.
07:18And to think today started out so swimmingly!
07:22That's it!
07:28What are you doing, Claude?
07:31Sir Bobbly Sock, I have a plan!
07:33I'm going to swim over there!
07:36Be careful, Claude!
07:37There's a lot of seaweed!
07:39Don't worry, Sir Bobbly Sock!
07:41I've got my 50-metre badge for the doggy paddle!
07:50Here I go!
07:56I'll meet you on the other side, Claude.
07:58This sea spray is playing havoc with my hair.
08:03Right!
08:04Let's do that again!
08:05But give me an even bigger smile at the end, Errol!
08:08And action!
08:12Yes, it's me, Errol, looking super on, er...
08:19Norhaven Beach!
08:21What is that?!
08:25It's the Norhaven Monster of the Deep!
08:30It's real!
08:32No!
08:35No!
08:38No!
08:44No!
08:44Claude!
08:45You've ruined my perfect-looking shot!
08:47Again!
08:48Sorry!
08:49It's just I've been trying to tell you all day
08:52that Errol's been getting his poor haven facts wrong!
08:55He's making it sound like a horrible, scary place to visit!
08:59Wrong?
09:00Scary?
09:01Horrible?
09:02Is this true, Errol?
09:04Well, I might have added one or two things
09:07to add a bit of drama.
09:09Mr Mouldybuns?
09:11Ghosts?
09:12The raw haven monster of the deep?
09:15Er...
09:17How could this be?!
09:19OK.
09:20Yes.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:21I couldn't learn my lines last night, so I just made everything up.
09:27Tourist information films aren't really my thing.
09:30There's just too much information.
09:34Don't worry, Errol.
09:35No-one can be good at everything.
09:38And you were fabulous in The Man of Very Few Words.
09:42Yes, I was, wasn't I?
09:45Thank you, Claude.
09:46I was so busy concentrating on my beautiful shots that I wasn't listening.
09:51But now I have a big problem.
09:53Oh?
09:53Yes!
09:54I have to reshoot the entire film!
09:57But who can star in it at such short notice?
10:00It has to be someone with charisma, charm, and who knows everything about poor haven!
10:06Ahem.
10:08So please come and visit our town.
10:11You can eat flapjacks made by Mr Lovelybuns.
10:14Hello.
10:15Visit the library.
10:17And even go for a paddle in the sea.
10:20And you never know what super famous resident you might meet.
10:24Hello.
10:26Welcome to poor haven.
10:29Cut!
10:30And that's a wrap!
10:33Hooray!
10:35Hooray!
10:38Well done, Claude.
10:40The tourists will be flocking to poor haven now.
10:42Maybe you and Sir Bobblysock would consider doing some more presenting work.
10:46You'd make a great double act.
10:49Thank you for the offer.
10:50But I'm afraid Sir Bobblysock really needs to get home.
10:54All this stardom has gone straight to his head.
10:58You're too kind.
11:00Well in that case, take this as a little memento for all your help.
11:05And for making sure we got all our facts right.
11:09Oh, thank you.
11:20My goodness, a clapperboard.
11:23Where did that come from?
11:24You don't think Claude would know anything about it, do you?
11:28Of course not dear.
11:29Claude has been fast asleep all day.
11:48Can you watch?
11:49Yes!
11:51Sorry-
11:51I knew it forgot.
11:52Only a holler.
11:53Distributional retro, hell-t��.
11:53Cl JAMIE seems like a toujours spiraler.
11:58Ouachando!
11:59One of S seperti.
12:00Ccos porte Birch !
12:00A Tin Samara.
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