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00:10Hello Claude!
00:12Hello Claude!
00:14Hello Claude!
00:15There's lots of friends to meet
00:17That live along our street
00:19In the town where everybody knows your name
00:24And everyone is always saying
00:26Hello Claude! Hello Claude!
00:28The sound that's all around poor Haven
00:30Hello Claude! Hello Claude!
00:31It's Claude! He's Claude!
00:33So Claude! He's Claude!
00:35I'm Claude!
00:40On the Throne!
00:44Children, follow the music!
00:47Oh wow!
00:49I'm this much excited Sir Bubbly Sob
00:52I've never seen a TV show being filmed before
00:55Oh me too Claude!
00:57On the Throne is all about kings and queens
00:59And you know I've always been a fan of royalty
01:02C'est magnifique mon spinners!
01:06Hello Lord Turret!
01:07Ah Claude!
01:10It's very exciting that a TV show is being made in arm's length key
01:14Yes! Spiffing and what not eh?
01:18However, I'm rather concerned the monkey might throw them out before they even finish filming!
01:23She does like her castle to be kept ship shape!
01:26Boy!
01:28Careful of the tapestries!
01:30Well...
01:31Oh wow!
01:33Oh look!
01:34It's Queen Gloria and King Errol!
01:37They look ever so meekle!
01:40I say!
01:42Oh no!
01:46Come on!
01:47Come on!
01:47Do you mind?
01:48Excuse me!
01:51Ever so sorry about that chat!
01:54Don't worry Mumsy!
01:57The cobblestones are fine!
01:59Huh?
02:01Oh phew!
02:05Erm...
02:06Huh?
02:08What?
02:09Oh no!
02:11Are you okay Everard?
02:13Not really Claude!
02:14The actor who plays the knight in waiting has missed his bus!
02:18Well perhaps Lord Turret could stand in!
02:21After all he's already in costume!
02:23How about a nice cup of calming tea Mumsy?
02:27Eh?
02:27What?
02:28Ha ha ha!
02:29Good suggestion but Lord Turret is busy!
02:31I need someone else to play the knight in waiting!
02:34Someone who can remain completely still!
02:39I can do that!
02:41Have you experienced dramatic acting Claude?
02:44No!
02:45But I can stand still!
02:47Look!
02:50Claude is ever so good at musical statues!
02:54Okay!
02:55You're in!
02:55Thank you Claude!
02:57Melinda!
02:58Get Claude into costume and quickly please!
03:00Come on Claude!
03:08Well er...
03:10Isn't this nice?
03:11Eh?
03:16Good luck Claude!
03:19Huh?
03:20It's a bubbly sock?
03:22I've got a job too!
03:25I'm doing the sound effects!
03:28Ooh!
03:29Alright everyone!
03:30We're almost ready!
03:31Remember Claude!
03:32All you have to do is stay completely still!
03:36Okay!
03:39And action!
03:40Welcome!
03:45Queen Gloria, I must inform you of something rather urgent!
03:51Urgently!
03:52What is it, King Errol?
03:54It sounds urgent!
03:56Mother is coming to the grand party tonight!
04:00Oh!
04:01Oh!
04:02The Queen Mother is coming here!
04:04But we haven't done the dusting!
04:09Ah!
04:10Ah!
04:11What?
04:11Ah!
04:13Ah!
04:14Ah!
04:15Ah!
04:16Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:18Where am I?
04:22Ah!
04:23Look over there Mumsy!
04:25Ah!
04:25I think a bird flew in the window and landed on the antique chaise lawn!
04:35Ah!
04:37Ah!
04:41Ah!
04:42Ah!
04:43My hair!
04:44Right!
04:45Break the hair and make-up!
04:47Ooh!
04:47Ah!
04:48Claude, can you please try and stay still next time?
04:53We have to be careful in Dame Turret's castle or she won't let us film here!
04:57I won't move again!
05:00All right!
05:01Serious faces please!
05:04And...
05:05Action!
05:10My beloved King!
05:12Would you be so kind as to pass the royal ketchup?
05:17What's that, my dearest Queen?
05:20The ketchup?
05:21But of course!
05:23Hurry, my dear!
05:24It won't be long before the Queen Mother arrives for the grand party!
05:31Hold on!
05:32I can't quite reach it!
05:35Oh!
05:36I can do that!
05:44The ketchup's flying everywhere!
05:47Don't worry Mumsy!
05:48It's only a little spillage!
05:50Best you have a lie down!
05:53Cut!
05:53Cut!
05:54Cut!
05:55Oops!
05:57Sorry!
05:58My hair!
06:00Again!
06:02Ugh!
06:03Belinda!
06:06What?
06:08Next location!
06:10Okay, Everard!
06:11This time I'll try really hard!
06:14All right, everyone!
06:16Please!
06:18No more laughing!
06:20And Claude!
06:21No moving!
06:23Please!
06:24Right!
06:25Got it!
06:28Action!
06:32Hark!
06:33Could that be the Queen Mother's horses?
06:38Queen Gloria, for look yonder!
06:42That is Mother who approacheth!
06:44We better be on our best behaviour!
06:52Mumsy!
06:53Is that meant to be a carriage?
06:57Shoo!
06:58Shoo!
06:58Shoo!
07:00Shoo!
07:01Shoo!
07:01Shoo, Mr. Fly!
07:03Shoo!
07:04Oh!
07:04I really, really have to keep still!
07:08Oh!
07:09Stop!
07:10That tickles!
07:13What?
07:18Hey!
07:18Which way does Claude want me to go?
07:20Left!
07:21Right!
07:22What?
07:24I got it!
07:25I got it!
07:25Hold tight!
07:26Right, Queen Mum!
07:28Hold on!
07:30Come back!
07:33Come back!
07:34Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:39I'll save you, Mumsy!
07:42Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:45Oh!
07:46Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:49I can't take it anymore!
07:51My hair!
07:53My hair!
07:53It got splashed!
07:55Ha!
07:55I'm so sorry, Dean Turry!
07:58No!
07:59I'm sorry!
08:00Staying still is actually much harder than I thought!
08:03We can always continue filming without the night in waiting!
08:07Sorry Claude!
08:08Absolutely not!
08:10Sorry, everyone!
08:11You've heard, Mumsy!
08:12No more filming!
08:14Time to go!
08:15Go?
08:16What are you talking about, Reginald?
08:18Everyone is welcome to stay as long as they like!
08:22But-but-but I thought you were cross, Mumsy!
08:25Cross?
08:26No!
08:27The only thing I'm cross about is that every time I was about to laugh,
08:31you pulled me away, Reginald!
08:33I haven't seen anything as funny in years!
08:37And it's all because of the hilarious night in waiting!
08:42Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:43Oh!
08:44Everyone shouldn't take themselves so seriously!
08:48They should just have fun!
08:50Like Claude!
08:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:55It was very funny, Claude!
08:57I couldn't stop laughing!
08:59If you can make Mumsy laugh!
09:01You must be good!
09:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
09:06-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:07A comedy?
09:08Of course!
09:10On the throne will be the funniest show on TV!
09:14Thank you, Claude!
09:16Hee-hee!
09:16Now, let's film the final scene!
09:19The Grand Party!
09:21Um...
09:22What is it, Gordon?
09:23Isn't the actress playing the Queen Mother away in Danzel's van?
09:29Of course!
09:30And we can't finish the episode without a Queen Mother!
09:35Hm.
09:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:37What fun!
09:38Ooh!
09:39I know just the person!
09:43And action!
09:46I mean fun!
09:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:55It's the Queen Mother.
09:58Is this a party in my precious castle?
10:07Yes, it is, Queen Mother.
10:10Well, what are we waiting for?
10:13Let's get started.
10:16Music maestro.
10:39Music maestro.
10:40Claude, you're a natural comedian.
10:43How about you play the funny knight-in-waiting in every episode?
10:47Hmm, I'd love to, Everard, but I can't.
10:51I really must get Sir Bobblysock home.
10:54The bells on his jester's cap have left a ringing in his ears.
10:58What was that?
10:59Well, please take this.
11:02Oh, thank you.
11:05You never know.
11:05Maybe one day the knight might make a return.
11:12Music maestro.
11:14Music maestro.
11:21My goodness.
11:22Where did that helmet come from?
11:24You don't think Claude would know anything about it, do you?
11:27Claude?
11:28Of course not, dear.
11:30He's been asleep all day.
11:34Music maestro.
11:37Music maestro.
11:38Music maestro.
11:39Music maestro.
11:44Music maestro.
11:49Music maestro.
11:51Music maestro.
11:54Music maestro.
11:55Music maestro.
11:58Music maestro.
12:00Music maestro.
12:00Music maestro.
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