00:00You smell what The Rock is cooking?
00:02Wait a minute, we're expecting DX here.
00:05That's, let's be The Nation's coming out.
00:07No.
00:09My God, JR, look at this.
00:12I am not believing this.
00:17Well, you gotta know your role,
00:19and I think we're gonna find out what everybody's role is here.
00:22Now, look at DX.
00:24I mean, The Nation, look at The Rock, and look at B-Lo over there.
00:31Look at that thing, that Yee-Hoo dressed up like Owen Hart.
00:34I guess they're gonna come down in late and smack down.
00:37I can tell you this, I know that The Rock is in Miami and is home watching this tonight.
00:42Owen Hart's in Calgary, and Mark Henry's down in Texas.
00:46And I bet the furniture in all three of their houses are flying around the room right now.
00:49Look at this guy, no.
00:52What?
00:53Well, we have not seen DX all day, folks,
00:57which is very uncharacteristic for these guys.
01:00What does that mean, Niazo?
01:02What does that mean?
01:03You, Niazo.
01:08Look at this, this is crazy.
01:10He is The Rock, look.
01:12The part of The Rock will now be played by Triple H.
01:16Look at that eyebrow.
01:19Tempts up, holds down.
01:21Look at The Godfather.
01:22Let's see.
01:26What'd that mean?
01:30What?
01:35Classic.
01:43You gotta smell what The Rock's cooking.
01:45You know, the croc just came from the bathroom.
01:49The croc.
01:53And you should have smelled what The Rock was cooking.
02:00Look at B-Lo.
02:01Niazo ain't gonna like this.
02:02I ain't faking, you should have smelled what The Rock was baking.
02:07The Rock was baking, brother was baking.
02:10Look at, look at T-Lo, he's the man.
02:13He's gonna shake his hand.
02:15I'm sorry, that's B-Lo.
02:21Uh-oh.
02:24What's going on here now?
02:26Wait a minute.
02:27Uh-oh, it's the people's elbow, JR.
02:29Uh-oh, the best damn elbow in the business, according to The Rock.
02:34Look at this.
02:43As a matter of fact.
02:49People's elbow.
02:49And the people are standing up, look at this.
02:56When it comes to the croc and the ladies and the croc hits rock bottom,
03:03he has no choice but to lay that smack down on himself.
03:08You hear that?
03:09The brother smacks himself down.
03:11Look at me, Lord.
03:12Man, can you imagine The Rock?
03:15He's broken every piece of furniture in his living room right now.
03:19Hey, wait a minute, look at this guy.
03:20Is that his nose or they park a bus on his face?
03:22Supposed to be Owen Hart.
03:23Well, enough is enough, and it's time for a change.
03:27Listen to that, it is Owen Hart.
03:31Did you hear that voice?
03:32So what?
03:33Nobody listens to me.
03:34Nobody gives a damn what I think.
03:37And what the hell am I doing wearing this ridiculous outfit?
03:42I look like a damn road sign.
03:46What the hell am I, a school crossing?
03:51You know, I tried to be a tough guy, but
03:55I just couldn't grow my damn beard in.
03:58And you know what, I am not a nugget.
04:03I'm a black heart, damn it, a winner, a sole survivor.
04:10Things are not well in Calgary tonight.
04:12That is Owen Hart.
04:16And if anybody smells what The Rock is cooking, it's me.
04:20Look how big my damn nose is.
04:24What the hell am I, an art vark?
04:29What does the brother look like, an art vark?
04:31Melo, look at Melo.
04:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, Rock.
04:38Me as Ark Henry.
04:39I don't know what you're cooking.
04:42Smells like .
04:44My.
04:45But I think I'll eat some anyway.
04:52You know something, Mark Henry?
04:58Me as Ark Henry, I know you're the world's strongest man.
05:04And the croc's got a hell of a body himself.
05:06But there's one thing the people want to know.
05:10How do you get your pets to go all the way around your back like that?
05:15Man, what he wants to know is how- Shut up.
05:31Look, shut your mouths and know your role.
05:34Nation, it's real simple.
05:37We got two words for you, suck it.
05:42Boy, you talking about buying some gasoline on this rivalry, the nation.
05:46We got two ways.
05:46Sometimes it's been a difference for you.
05:46While it was wrong, you know, you know, you feel the back of your mind.
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