00:00Right, you've got the keys. I gave you the keys.
00:03You didn't give me the keys.
00:04You've got the keys.
00:05No, I haven't got the keys.
00:06You always have the keys. Come on.
00:07I haven't got the keys.
00:09Well, I haven't got the keys because you said you had the keys.
00:12You were the last one out of the house.
00:15Because you had the keys, I just shut the door because you said you had the keys.
00:18Yeah, but it needs locking.
00:19You've got the keys.
00:20It needed locking, so you must have had the keys.
00:22Well, I would do stuff in the car.
00:24You came out again, so I presume you locked the door there.
00:27You were the last one out.
00:28No, I haven't.
00:29Check your pockets.
00:34Come on, you have the keys.
00:35No, I haven't got the keys.
00:37Check the car, you've got the keys.
00:38I haven't got the keys.
00:42You do this to me every time.
00:44You always have the keys.
00:48They're not there.
00:50They're not there.
00:52I don't need to check the pockets.
00:54Check your pockets again.
00:58You don't have to tell me what they are.
01:00I know what they are.
01:02Airband.
01:03Scrunching.
01:0410 coins for the trolley.
01:06Phone.
01:07Yeah.
01:08Oh, no keys.
01:09Wonder why that is.
01:11Check your pockets again.
01:12No, I'm not going to check your pockets again.
01:14Check your pockets again.
01:15You have the keys.
01:16You've got other pockets.
01:18I have not got any other pockets.
01:19You have.
01:20Undo your coat.
01:22I haven't undone my coat the whole time.
01:24Why would I?
01:25Well, the keys are somewhere.
01:26What about in your bag?
01:28They're not going to be in my bag.
01:29You have the keys.
01:30Check the car again.
01:31No, I'm not.
01:31Just check the car.
01:32Check the car again.
01:33They must have worn that.
01:34They must have worn that.
01:35I don't need to check my bag.
01:36I don't need to check my bag.
01:37Why not?
01:38Because they're in your pocket or they're in the car.
01:39I've just checked the pockets.
01:41I've checked the car.
01:42Check the car.
01:42Check it again.
01:43Have you checked under the seat?
01:44Hang on, hang on.
01:45Brian, the only thing we ever checked is your bag.
01:48You are a complete idiot because you came out after this.
01:50You locked the door.
01:51You had the keys.
01:52Let's check under the bag.
01:53You check under it.
01:54I'm not checking it.
01:55And it's got the underneath of the bag.
01:58See?
01:59Where is it?
02:00It's not.
02:01It's not.
02:01It's not.
02:01It's not.
02:02It's not.
02:04I've already done that once.
02:05Look.
02:06What's the only thing?
02:07Stop being aggressive.
02:09Now.
02:09Me being aggressive?
02:11Go on.
02:12Check your pockets again.
02:13Check your pockets again.
02:14It's not going to be in my handbag.
02:16Why isn't it?
02:16I'm going to copy you in my handbag.
02:18It looks like you are.
02:19Have a look in that handbag.
02:21It's the only thing.
02:21I don't need to look in my handbag.
02:23Yes, you do.
02:24I don't need to look in my handbag.
02:25It's the only thing you haven't checked.
02:26Oh, okay.
02:26If it makes you happy.
02:28Right.
02:28Look inside my handbag.
02:29Oh, look.
02:30There's a purse.
02:32There's some tissues.
02:33Yeah, alright.
02:33You can see me.
02:34There's a lipstick.
02:35Yeah, what else is in there?
02:36All going in my pocket.
02:37And there's the keys.
02:38Sorry about that.
02:39I told you.
02:40You must have put them in there.
02:41Oh, yeah.
02:41Of course.
02:42It's my fault.
02:42It's always my fault.
02:44Isn't it?
02:44It's my fault.
02:45It's my fault.
02:45What else did you do?
02:45No, it's my fault.
02:46I can do that.
Comments