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00:00:08Hey, how are you doing, big guy?
00:00:11I'm tired.
00:00:17I'm almost done.
00:00:55I'm almost done.
00:01:28I'm almost done.
00:01:57I'm almost done.
00:02:19I'm almost done.
00:02:22I'm almost done.
00:02:48I'm almost done.
00:02:49No, no, no, no!
00:02:51No!
00:02:52Be quiet, Michael.
00:02:53No!
00:02:54Stop it!
00:02:55No!
00:02:57No!
00:02:57No!
00:02:58No!
00:03:00No!
00:03:02No!
00:03:03No!
00:03:04No!
00:03:04No!
00:03:06No!
00:03:10Oh, my God.
00:03:45Are we there yet?
00:03:50Hey, why are we spending Halloween in the middle of nowhere?
00:03:53I'm never going to get laid out here.
00:03:54Chris, you're the only man alive who didn't get laid at Mardi Gras.
00:03:56What makes Halloween so different?
00:03:58Well, he gets to wear a mask.
00:04:01Guys, this trip isn't about getting laid.
00:04:04It's about Halloween.
00:04:06And we're going to take a little trip over to the dockside.
00:04:08Hey, wait, wait.
00:04:09That's not about getting laid.
00:04:11Everything is about getting laid.
00:04:13Yeah, well, with your skill in that department, I can see what's at the same time.
00:04:17Okay, I got something for you.
00:04:22You remember these?
00:04:23While the image of you two having sex is truly a frightening thought, I got other things planned for tomorrow.
00:04:30I don't know what you've got planned, Mike, but I'm in dreams.
00:04:34I picked out a killer costume.
00:04:38People started wearing costumes on Halloween to hide from people.
00:04:41It was the one night of the year when spirits mocked the earth.
00:04:45Thank you, Michael Myers.
00:04:47Wait, wasn't Halloween a festival that was celebrated by the Druids?
00:04:51It was called Samhade or something?
00:04:54There is life on Mars.
00:04:56Don't listen to him, Lisa Ann.
00:04:58You've been reading up on it?
00:04:59No, I saw a special on the Discovery Show.
00:05:07Hackett?
00:05:07Hackett?
00:05:08He's famous by the handiwork of the highwayman.
00:05:11The what?
00:05:12You know, the serial killer who never got caught.
00:05:14Target loaned motorists and run them off the road.
00:05:17He'd torture them until they revealed their deepest fears.
00:05:21Guys, just a warning.
00:05:24This is not a conversation most of the locals will appreciate.
00:05:27To locals in particular, I can't wait to meet.
00:05:31Let's go.
00:05:32Let's go.
00:05:48Let's go.
00:05:50Let's go.
00:05:52Let's go.
00:06:00Oh, Michael. Oh, Michael. Oh, Michael, dear. It's so good to see you. Oh, my.
00:06:11Everyone, this is my grandmother. You can call her ma'am's.
00:06:14Hey, ma'am's. Where's your John?
00:06:16Oh, it's inside to the right. Actually, it's to the left, you know, with the extra work Bill's character.
00:06:24These are my best friends. That's Jennifer, Ned, Lisa Ann. Okay.
00:06:30The guy with the bladder problems, Chris. And this is Peg.
00:06:35Oh, well, I'm glad to meet you all. And I made up the extra bedrooms, but I'm afraid a couple
00:06:40are going to have to share.
00:06:41Do I have any volunteers?
00:06:44Well, actually, maybe, I mean, Peg and I could, I mean, if it's...
00:06:50Oh, oh, I'm so happy to meet you, my dear.
00:06:55I've really been looking forward to meeting you.
00:06:57Oh, how long have you known each other?
00:07:00Four and a half years.
00:07:01Four and a half years.
00:07:03And no ring? Well, you stick with me, kid. We'll make Michael tie that knot.
00:07:10Well, that's enough of that talk. Uh, where's Grandfather?
00:07:14Grandfather's hiding inside. Now, I expected two more of your friends.
00:07:18Uh, Mitch and Trish are coming on their own. We'll be here soon.
00:07:21Oh, I see. Well, then why don't you just go in and wash up before bed? I'll follow afterwards.
00:07:25Okay.
00:07:26Come on.
00:07:27Where do you go?
00:07:30Wonderful.
00:07:31Oh!
00:07:34Oh, careful. That's, uh, that's...
00:07:36Oh, please. There's no such thing as women's work on this farm.
00:07:40Heavy.
00:07:41Heavy.
00:07:53I'm all settled. And I've put you in your old room. Oh, Peg seems like such a nice girl, Michael.
00:08:01Hmm.
00:08:02What is it?
00:08:05Uh, house girl. Is he around?
00:08:07Yes, he's, um, he's upstairs in his place.
00:08:12So how is he?
00:08:14Michael, he's really looking forward to seeing you.
00:08:18Chris, get out of here. I'm changing.
00:08:20All right, I'll go check on them.
00:08:22Michael, go up and see him.
00:08:26He's expecting you.
00:08:34Aren't you forgetting someone?
00:08:46I should think you'd greet your kin before the hired help.
00:08:53Of course.
00:09:00How are you, Grandfather?
00:09:10What's so important about seeing Crow tonight?
00:09:12Well, it's nothing.
00:09:15If young people were always doing nothing as they claim to be, there wouldn't be any need for parents, would
00:09:18there?
00:09:19Now, what is it, boy?
00:09:22Just, uh, want to see him again, that's all.
00:09:25Let sleeping dogs lie.
00:09:47Don't worry, Michael.
00:09:49I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.
00:10:20I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.
00:10:32It's good to see you, Crow.
00:10:34It's good to see you.
00:10:43So, is this it?
00:10:59You really think it'll work?
00:11:02Are your friends ready?
00:11:05Yeah, well, uh, they're here.
00:11:07They brought the costumes, so...
00:11:10What have you told them?
00:11:12Nothing.
00:11:16If your friends are true, and you are prepared to face your fears, the ceremony will cleanse you.
00:11:23And as leader of the ceremony, you must wear this.
00:11:30What is it?
00:11:31The death mask.
00:11:34Looks like it is.
00:11:36You must see through his eyes, breathe through his nose, and speak through his mouth.
00:11:41Then you will enter the dream state.
00:11:43It is there, you must overcome your fear.
00:11:54So what's that?
00:11:57Raven's wing.
00:11:59As long as I told him where's it, the evil's held.
00:12:03Until we banish it forever.
00:12:05Evil?
00:12:06Where?
00:12:10Cool.
00:12:12Let's thank part of Halloween extravaganza.
00:12:15Well, it was supposed to be a surprise.
00:12:17It's not a very nice surprise.
00:12:20This is my old friend, Crow.
00:12:24Ugly sucker.
00:12:27Morty was carved by my ancestors many generations ago
00:12:32to help ward off the advances of the white man.
00:12:35I guess it didn't work.
00:12:37He spent 60 years working as a mannequin in a men's shop.
00:12:42Some believe he's a vessel of evil spirits.
00:12:46Others think that he's just a dummy.
00:12:49He's been around for as long as I can remember.
00:12:52Morty.
00:12:53It's part of Ike's family.
00:12:55He has become the totem of his ancestors.
00:12:59And his descendants to be.
00:13:02Morty is a name chosen by my ex-father.
00:13:09Morty.
00:13:10Chris, it's getting old.
00:13:12Morty.
00:13:20Hey, it's Mitch.
00:13:25Hey, it's about time.
00:13:34You all right?
00:13:37I love you.
00:13:45Come on, Grandpa.
00:13:47Come on.
00:13:48Oh, you're here.
00:13:50Oh, good.
00:13:51Oh, nice car.
00:13:53How fast does it go?
00:13:54My Maserati, it's 185.
00:13:57Both got bad taste.
00:13:58Maybe you both should be rock stars.
00:13:59Very fine.
00:14:00I'm Trish.
00:14:01How are you?
00:14:01Thanks for coming.
00:14:02Hi.
00:14:02Hi.
00:14:08Sir, how are you?
00:14:24Okay, mate.
00:14:25Spill it.
00:14:26Spill what?
00:14:27Yeah, you said you'd tell us what you have in store for Halloween once everyone's here.
00:14:31Well, everyone's here.
00:14:38I, for one, would like to know why I practically killed myself shopping for this costume.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:44For tonight, Halloween night, we are going to perform an ancient ceremony.
00:14:52One that Crowe's people have been performing for generations.
00:14:55That's with, uh, Monty, right?
00:14:57Morty?
00:14:58Excuse me.
00:14:59Oh, now, will you just relax?
00:15:01You know, you haven't had any fun since Reagan was governor.
00:15:06The table won't clear itself.
00:15:08It doesn't sound like fun to me.
00:15:11He might be right.
00:15:12What are the details?
00:15:16Okay, the most important part of the ceremony involves the fear circle.
00:15:21And that's us.
00:15:22Cool.
00:15:24Yes, you see, in the ancient tradition, the participants of the ceremony must masquerade as their own worst fears.
00:15:31That's why I asked each of you guys to, to explore that side of your nature, find that fear, and
00:15:37create a costume that represents it.
00:15:38Oh, this sounds so exciting.
00:15:41I know exactly the costume that I'm going to wear.
00:15:44And grandfather will come as a rodent.
00:15:47No, no, oh, he's terrified of rats.
00:15:49Yes.
00:15:52And if all goes right, at the end of the ceremony, all our fears will be banished forever.
00:15:58Banish forever, huh?
00:16:00Well, then I'm going to be her.
00:16:04I'm going to be a big, pussy shit.
00:16:08I'll be a fat chick with saggy tits.
00:16:12So, Mike, how are you dressing up his fear of commitment?
00:16:19Hey, this is serious, you guys.
00:16:22The only way this is going to work is if we pull something from the deepest, darkest part of our
00:16:27soul.
00:16:30Otherwise, we allow the true fear the opportunity to destroy us.
00:16:37So, you all brought your costumes?
00:16:39Yeah, of course.
00:16:41Sure.
00:16:41Of course.
00:16:43Good.
00:16:45Everything's ready.
00:16:48So, tonight...
00:16:49Damn, that rings a bell.
00:16:50Wasn't there some sort of a serial killer around here that got off on making people tell their fears or
00:16:55something like that?
00:16:57Oh, grandfather.
00:16:59Oh, you're bleeding.
00:17:00I'm all right, I'm all right.
00:17:01Oh.
00:17:03Get away from me!
00:17:05Relax, it's just a bit of blood.
00:17:07No, I don't want to near me, okay?
00:17:09We'll go in the kitchen.
00:17:11Guess we know what she's afraid of.
00:17:16Hey, I guess you missed the don't mention the serial killers around the local speech.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:22The only way this is going to work is if you guys take this seriously.
00:17:33He actually thinks it's going to work.
00:18:15Why did I have to open my mouth that you never learned?
00:18:20Trouble between Mr. and Mrs. J. Crewe?
00:18:23Sort of.
00:18:24Is he tramping around?
00:18:26No, nothing like that.
00:18:30It's been four and a half years.
00:18:32Good years.
00:18:35But it still feels like we're dating.
00:18:37That's not so bad.
00:18:39Not in the way you'd want.
00:18:40Are you looking for a gold ring?
00:18:43It's not a bad start.
00:18:46But you're not sure if he's the one.
00:18:51I guess that's it.
00:18:54I'm not sure.
00:18:55And lately it's getting worse.
00:18:59My mother once gave me two questions to ask myself about a man.
00:19:04I only wish I had listened to her before I got married twice.
00:19:09Who are they?
00:19:12Well, number one, do you think he has the same ideas you do about children in a family?
00:19:18Absolutely.
00:19:19And number two, this one's important.
00:19:26Imagine you're 60 years old and you're in a rowboat out in the middle of the lake and you're having
00:19:32a great time doing nothing.
00:19:36Is he the one sitting next to you?
00:19:39Absolutely.
00:19:53I'm going to go find him.
00:19:56Okay?
00:19:58You know, no matter how long you've been going out, it's never too late to play hard to get.
00:20:04I'm worried about him.
00:20:06He's been really stressed lately and he's been having dizzy spells.
00:20:13And I want to talk to him anyway.
00:20:41Mike?
00:20:44Mike, I'm sorry about that thing I said at breakfast.
00:20:47I know that you've been really stressed lately, but I don't know why.
00:20:52And if it's about me, then we should talk.
00:20:57And if it isn't about me, then we should still talk.
00:21:02At least I'm trying.
00:21:05Could you say something?
00:21:16I'm sorry.
00:21:17That wasn't funny.
00:21:20It wasn't meant to be.
00:21:23What the hell were you doing in that mask?
00:21:27I just wanted to see what it felt like.
00:21:31Michael, I need to know what's bothering you.
00:21:36Listen to me, Peg.
00:21:37There's some things you don't know about me and my family.
00:21:41It's okay, Mike.
00:21:43But don't tell me.
00:21:46Okay, you know those dizzy spells I've been telling you about?
00:21:50They've been getting worse.
00:21:52Mike.
00:21:52Let me finish.
00:21:55They're more than just dizzy spells.
00:21:58I've been blacking out.
00:22:00Losing time.
00:22:04My father had the same problem.
00:22:06Do you think it caused your parents an accident?
00:22:10My parents didn't die in a car accident.
00:22:14My father murdered my mother.
00:22:17And then he hung himself.
00:22:19I saw the whole thing.
00:22:20Oh, my God.
00:22:21I was five years old.
00:22:23Oh, my God.
00:22:25I know what you're thinking, okay?
00:22:27Alcoholism runs in the family.
00:22:28Child abuse passes on from one generation to the next.
00:22:31Am I going to be my own father's son?
00:22:33Michael, I wasn't thinking that at all.
00:22:34I wasn't thinking anything of the kind.
00:22:36Well, you should have been, okay?
00:22:38Because that's all I can think about.
00:22:41I'm sorry, Peg.
00:22:43I have these dreams.
00:22:45These horrible dreams.
00:22:47And I'm starting to lose control of them.
00:22:50I just thought with this mask and you and Crow and all my friends around me, I can face it.
00:22:59You see?
00:23:03I don't know.
00:23:06Peg.
00:23:08You can help me.
00:23:17He killed my mother and then he took his own life.
00:23:21But he's not going to have mine.
00:23:22Michael, you're scaring me.
00:23:26You don't know what scared it is, Peg.
00:23:28Until you wake up in the middle of the night and see the things that I've seen.
00:23:32I don't know what scared it is, but I don't know what scared it is.
00:23:59Peg.
00:24:22Oh, no.
00:24:23Oh, no.
00:24:24Oh, no.
00:24:24Oh, no.
00:24:24Oh, no.
00:24:26Peg, you son of a bitch.
00:24:27Do you know how long it takes to put on makeup?
00:24:29You don't need that much anyway.
00:24:32Where's Peg?
00:24:34She just came through.
00:24:36She went upstairs.
00:24:41Oh, no.
00:24:42Oh, no.
00:24:46Oh, no.
00:24:48Oh, no.
00:24:52Oh, no.
00:24:53Oh, no.
00:24:54Oh, no.
00:25:09Oh, no.
00:25:12.
00:25:19Oh, no.
00:25:20Oh, no.
00:25:21Oh, no.
00:25:21Oh, no.
00:25:21Every day, you didn't have to leave, you didn't have to leave, you could say goodbye, with an overwhelming lie.
00:26:06Sounds like Peg and Mike are getting along pretty good.
00:26:09Well, let's go listen.
00:26:12What the hell was that?
00:26:18Ah, it's all right, it's a thing left!
00:26:27What the hell?
00:26:31Ah!
00:26:34Happy Halloween, everybody.
00:26:36This blood pellet tastes like shit.
00:26:39Asshole.
00:26:40I don't know why Mom stopped me from drowning you.
00:26:44What's all the ruckus?
00:26:46Nothing, just my brother being a moron.
00:26:55Morty.
00:27:01You okay?
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:12I really started to lose it.
00:27:14I actually thought that he was being attacked by Morty.
00:27:19Hey.
00:27:21Hey.
00:27:23It was a joke.
00:27:25Not a very good one, but just a joke.
00:27:28That piece of wood did not attack Chris.
00:27:30Yes.
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:35But I might.
00:27:38I know it will make you feel better.
00:27:41His arm is damaged.
00:27:43Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:46Your sorries won't fix it.
00:27:49It was a joke.
00:27:50Look.
00:27:51This is a spiritual symbol.
00:27:56As I would never joke with your crucifix or your holy mother.
00:28:00You should not joke with Morty.
00:28:03Virgin Morty.
00:28:05Lay off, Chris.
00:28:09The Virgin Morty.
00:28:13Tell Michael that I have work in the barn.
00:28:15But I will fix Morty.
00:28:17The ceremony will go on as planned tonight.
00:28:20Why are you always standing up for that little shit?
00:28:23Why is it always my fault?
00:28:25Because you're the one making the demands.
00:28:27Demands?
00:28:28Like having you talk to me?
00:28:29You can be such an asshole.
00:28:31Don't start with me, Peg.
00:28:32Oh, is that a threat?
00:28:33Why don't we all just relax?
00:28:34It was a stupid prank.
00:28:35I'm sorry, okay?
00:28:36Just stay out of this.
00:28:37What are you doing?
00:28:39Peg!
00:28:43No, no.
00:28:44Peg.
00:28:44Peg.
00:28:46Somebody help.
00:28:50a good treat package, bro.
00:28:53Shit!
00:28:54Ow!
00:28:55And you said my gymnastics classes were a waste.
00:29:00Oh.
00:29:28hey you're missing our curtain call we were great yeah we didn't stick to the script
00:29:37too close to home for the look on chris's face it was worth it i don't know
00:29:45didn't feel right please stop worrying mike you were nothing like your father
00:30:02i had to check on crow and morty
00:30:29listen crow uh about the ceremony um you haven't second thoughts
00:30:37crow sometimes i wish you'd let me say what's on my mind before you tell me what i'm thinking
00:30:42well i'm not psyching but i uh did find this in a cemetery this morning
00:30:51this morning i told peg about my father oh yeah i mean she took it pretty well considering
00:31:01well she's a good woman yeah i know
00:31:09your father was a good man
00:31:12oh no my father he was a good man and he was a bad man
00:31:18his fears just got to be strong and the good man was lost
00:31:24michael you have to do the ceremony to master your own fears before they grow too strong
00:31:33but this is just a hunk of wood
00:31:34yeah well this hunk of wood
00:31:40will become your greatest fear
00:31:44and you'll kill it
00:31:54thanks crow
00:32:02hey crow what are you afraid of
00:32:10horses
00:32:13horses
00:32:18horses
00:32:21horses
00:32:22horses
00:32:23horses
00:32:26only Indian i ever seen afraid of horses
00:32:29i want you to stop telling that boy those stories
00:32:31we were just talking
00:32:33he's got enough to worry about without his father's ghost hanging over him
00:32:37we all have ghosts
00:32:39stop those stories or i'll stop you myself
00:32:41I'm
00:32:42good
00:32:43i'm
00:33:01good
00:33:02thanks
00:33:04somebody
00:33:05oh
00:33:07we're
00:33:08ok
00:33:09no
00:33:12Go find your Grandfather. Lunch is ready.
00:33:15Okay!
00:33:37Mike?
00:33:42No!
00:33:43No!
00:33:45You can't stop it.
00:33:47No!
00:33:49Mike?
00:33:51Mike, I'm coming for you.
00:33:55Fear is coming for you.
00:33:57Somebody?
00:33:58Mike, if you can't be quiet, then you know what's gonna happen.
00:34:02No!
00:34:02No!
00:34:08I can't stop it.
00:34:11I can't wait.
00:34:16I can't.
00:34:25Oh, my God.
00:34:54Oh, my God.
00:35:17Oh, my God.
00:35:53Oh, my God.
00:35:54You scared me.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:58Get back to your friends.
00:36:18He beat you to the punch, huh?
00:36:21What are you talking about?
00:36:23Okay, fine.
00:36:24But she's a cutie.
00:36:27I wanted to go for a swim, but I can't seem to get the pool heater to work.
00:36:30Oh, I can't stand the water.
00:36:32So you're not going to help me?
00:36:36Unless you want to be a third wheel with your friends.
00:36:45Hey, where's Mike?
00:36:47He went up to the attic.
00:36:49Again?
00:36:50He's getting ready for tonight.
00:37:09I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
00:37:12Well, you know, you and me, we need a little, uh, cutie.
00:37:16Shit.
00:37:17You do know where we're going, huh?
00:37:19Oh, yeah.
00:37:20Why wouldn't I?
00:37:22Okay, well, then you lead the way.
00:37:23You're the man.
00:37:24You're supposed to be better with directions.
00:37:28Uh, well, I, I think the house is that way.
00:37:33But, uh...
00:37:39Get me out of here.
00:37:42Um, okay.
00:37:45Okay, I'm trying.
00:37:47Um, you know, you know, it's going to, it's going to get dark soon.
00:37:50I don't want to be out here when it's dark.
00:38:25I don't want to be out here when it's dark.
00:38:54You read the Bible?
00:38:56You don't remember?
00:38:57I'm very religious.
00:39:00Wow, that's a real turn on.
00:39:02What?
00:39:04A beautiful girl that believes in God.
00:39:06Most guys find that intimidating.
00:39:09Not me.
00:39:10I'm, uh, I'm religious myself.
00:39:13I, I just like to keep it to myself.
00:39:16Religion and politics should be private.
00:39:23You're into politics, too?
00:39:25Uh-huh.
00:39:25Aren't you?
00:39:27Well, yeah, of course.
00:39:29You're a lot deeper than I thought.
00:39:33Thanks, Mitch.
00:39:35You know, most people think that I'm just a pretty face.
00:39:39But if you take the time, there's a lot more to discover.
00:39:43Well, I always did think you were the prettiest girl in school.
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:52But now that I'm, now that I'm seeing a new side of you, I'm realizing that you're even prettier than
00:39:58that.
00:39:59What do you mean?
00:40:00What do I mean?
00:40:01I mean, uh, I mean, your, your beauty comes from deep down.
00:40:07Your intelligence, your confidence, it shines through.
00:40:12That's what makes you beautiful.
00:40:14What about Trish?
00:40:19It's, uh, it's a relationship of convenience.
00:40:26Well, you read about one thing, but...
00:40:36I am smarter than I look.
00:41:02Nice hike.
00:41:03Now.
00:41:10Shh!
00:41:14Oh!
00:41:17Damn!
00:41:17Bit of twitch.
00:41:20Oh, pretty good for Nick Hansens.
00:41:23Big soften, but carry a big step.
00:41:26Sorry to break up the party.
00:41:28But could someone help me down?
00:41:29Mitch?
00:41:30How'd you get up there?
00:41:32Never mind how I got up here.
00:41:33Just help me down.
00:41:35Come on.
00:41:37I'll catch you.
00:41:38No way.
00:41:39What kind of a guy are you?
00:41:40Come on.
00:41:41Come up here and get me.
00:41:57Tame me, climb a tree.
00:42:00No more Maserati for you.
00:42:02You okay?
00:42:04Heights.
00:42:07I got dizzy.
00:42:10Try fainted.
00:42:13We should probably all get into our costumes.
00:42:15It's getting late.
00:42:16It's been a real hoot.
00:42:24You okay?
00:42:40Oh, that needs paper.
00:42:46I'm so sorry.
00:42:48Oh, no, it's all right.
00:42:50Who is it?
00:42:51It's Peg.
00:42:52Oh, Peggy.
00:42:53Didn't know you with your red nose.
00:42:55Clans have always scared me.
00:42:57Really?
00:42:58Are you an evil witch?
00:43:00No.
00:43:01No, I'm darkness.
00:43:02I'm scared of the dark.
00:43:04I always have been.
00:43:06Drives grandfather crazy.
00:43:08You know, all the night lights and such.
00:43:11What can I help with?
00:43:13Well, I'm fine with the cooking, but you know you could start setting the table.
00:43:17All this talk about fears has really made me jumpy.
00:43:22Thank you, dear.
00:43:31Butterfingers.
00:43:39Peg.
00:43:40Yes?
00:43:41What are you wearing?
00:43:43Claustrophobia.
00:43:45That's very clever.
00:43:46I've always felt safe in small places.
00:43:50Well, Bozo was my favorite growing up.
00:43:54Well, then I guess we're even.
00:43:59After you.
00:44:04Your jaws.
00:44:06Saw the movie and haven't been in the water since.
00:44:14Good one, brother.
00:44:16Ooh, um, fear of decisions.
00:44:19He's never made one.
00:44:22That's not true.
00:44:22I decided to wear this.
00:44:24Oh, that must have been a real tough one.
00:44:27Hey, that hurts coming from someone wearing a cardboard box.
00:44:30Is anyone hungry?
00:44:32Hmm?
00:44:32Starving.
00:44:33Yeah, me too.
00:44:34What is that?
00:44:35It's stew, and so thick a mouse could trot on it.
00:44:38What's in it?
00:44:39I'm not telling.
00:44:43It's chicken beaks, spider hairs, and it's a brew, not a stew.
00:44:47We're all going under an evil spell.
00:44:48That's right, my pretty ones.
00:44:50And I am going to shrink your heads and go bobbing for them, just like apples.
00:44:58Woo!
00:44:59Look at you.
00:45:01Fake snakeskin.
00:45:02I bought it at Billy Martin's.
00:45:06Mmm, for such, eh?
00:45:08Nope, Kristoff Angel.
00:45:10Oh, blood red.
00:45:11You like the dress?
00:45:14It must have cost a fortune.
00:45:16It was free.
00:45:18Who'd you have to kill?
00:45:20I put it on my credit card.
00:45:22Well, that's not free, Lisa Ann.
00:45:24I'm going to return it when we get home.
00:45:30Gotcha.
00:45:32I'm not afraid of anything, so I'll be going naked tonight.
00:45:38Now I'm afraid.
00:45:39You've already scared me half to death.
00:45:42Mitch, that's lame.
00:45:44No, Mitch, that's cool.
00:45:47Well, if you're not going to play along, I'll tell everybody for you.
00:45:51He's a big baby when it comes to heights.
00:45:56Let's set the table.
00:45:58Well, okay.
00:46:01Okay.
00:46:32Where's Grandfather?
00:46:33He's hiding in his bedroom.
00:46:35He's being a party pooper.
00:46:37Well, I got something to get this party on.
00:46:40Shots.
00:46:42You know, maybe I should have a drink.
00:46:44Well, that's the spirit.
00:46:49Where's Mike?
00:46:51Oh, our fearless leader.
00:46:52He must be waiting to make a grand entrance.
00:46:55Forget him.
00:46:56Let's eat.
00:46:58Don't move.
00:46:59Mike?
00:47:02Yeah, it's me.
00:47:03It's about time, man.
00:47:04Turn on the lights.
00:47:04Let's see your costume.
00:47:06Not yet.
00:47:08I have something to say.
00:47:11I know I've been acting a little weird the last couple of days.
00:47:15It's because I've been trying to build up the courage for this moment.
00:47:18Well, the moment has come, Michael.
00:47:21Michael.
00:47:25Oh, he's afraid of formal wear.
00:47:29Peg.
00:47:30Michael, where are you?
00:47:32You're right, Peg.
00:47:33Uh, I was afraid of commitment.
00:47:36But I'm not anymore.
00:47:45All that other stuff.
00:47:47It's not important.
00:47:50You're what's important.
00:47:59It's a pig.
00:48:02Oh.
00:48:03Oh, one of the fuses must have blown.
00:48:06Oh, and I'm so scared of the dark.
00:48:08Oh, wait a minute.
00:48:09Wait a minute.
00:48:10There's got to be a candle here someplace.
00:48:12Oh, what tragic timing.
00:48:14Michael.
00:48:15Michael, will you come downstairs with me and help me change the fuse, all right?
00:48:18And in the meantime, there's some candles and lanterns in the upstairs closet up for you all.
00:48:24And we'll be back in just a minute.
00:48:26Come on, Michael.
00:48:27I'll be waiting for you.
00:48:44Michael, I'm so excited for you.
00:48:47I don't want anything to go wrong for your big day.
00:48:50Oh, you can't be there.
00:48:53Oh, she's late.
00:48:56Now, there's the box.
00:49:01Oh, my God, Crowe.
00:49:05How did he get here?
00:49:07Michael, it's okay.
00:49:10I took care of everything just like I did for your father.
00:49:14But this isn't where I left the body.
00:49:17Oh.
00:49:23No!
00:49:38Are you all right?
00:49:40Oh, I must have passed out.
00:49:43It's okay.
00:49:46Who moved Morty?
00:49:47I don't know.
00:49:48I saw a hot-looking cedar out there.
00:49:50Maybe Morty's making some moves.
00:49:51Isn't there someone who finished business?
00:49:53The reason we really came all the way up here?
00:49:55Well, hang on a sec.
00:49:56I mean, Jen will want to see this.
00:49:58Isn't that her costume?
00:50:01Oh, probably didn't fit in the bathroom.
00:50:03Come on, Jen.
00:50:03Finish up.
00:50:04Get your perky ass out here.
00:50:05You're holding up the party.
00:50:06Hey, Jennifer.
00:50:07What's that?
00:50:32That's a prank.
00:50:33That's a prank.
00:50:34There's no prank.
00:50:41There's no prank.
00:50:42Oh, fuck.
00:50:45Fuck.
00:50:47Fuck.
00:50:54Mike, listen to yourself.
00:50:56You're trying to convince us that the spirit of your dead father is in a mannequin trying to kill people.
00:51:00Oh, your father was a serial killer?
00:51:03Look, I needed you all up here to help me.
00:51:05Help you what?
00:51:06The whole idea of tonight's ceremony was to put my father's spirit to rest.
00:51:09I don't see any reason why we're sticking around.
00:51:12Let's get out of here.
00:51:13No.
00:51:14We have to destroy Morty.
00:51:15Mike, for once I think he's got a point.
00:51:17We should get out of here.
00:51:18I don't understand what went wrong.
00:51:20Crow said that with the talisman, there would be nothing to fear.
00:51:23Hey, Mike, Morty is a hunk of wood.
00:51:25He didn't kill anybody.
00:51:26Hey, if we're looking for suspects, where's that big Indian?
00:51:29I haven't seen him for hours.
00:51:32Crow didn't kill anyone.
00:51:35How do you know?
00:51:36Because Morty got to him first.
00:51:38Crow's body's in the cellar.
00:51:40Well, if it's not Crow, then who is it?
00:51:42Not to be disrespectful, ma'ams, but the only person not accounted for is your husband.
00:51:47Oh, no.
00:51:49There's one other guy who could have done it, and that's you, Mike.
00:51:52Oh, that's true, Mike.
00:51:54You weren't with us.
00:52:00Okay, believe me, okay?
00:52:01I thought the same thing myself.
00:52:04But look at me.
00:52:05There's no blood on me.
00:52:06Huh?
00:52:06How could I have done it?
00:52:08Blood washes off.
00:52:10It was Morty.
00:52:12Who's ever responsible?
00:52:13We have to leave now.
00:52:14Let the police take care of it.
00:52:16They can't help.
00:52:17She's right.
00:52:18I'm leaving.
00:52:20Mike, we should get out of here.
00:52:23Is anybody listening to me?
00:52:25Mike, we can't leave now.
00:52:26It'll only get worse.
00:52:27Look, I've heard enough.
00:52:28And I'm packing up my stuff.
00:52:31Mitch, the Maserati's in the garage.
00:52:36Please, you guys.
00:52:37I need your help.
00:52:39Sorry.
00:52:40We have to go now.
00:52:48Peg?
00:52:51I'm not abandoning Mike.
00:52:56I've got to deal with this.
00:53:01Some friends you are.
00:53:02What happened to sticking together?
00:53:03This is just fabulous.
00:53:05I want you to leave.
00:53:06Now.
00:53:07Save yourselves.
00:53:08There's been enough harm done in this house.
00:53:10There just can't be anymore.
00:53:12Come on.
00:53:12Let's just get packed up and get out of here.
00:53:14Come on.
00:53:14I need to find Grandfather.
00:53:17I can't leave my sister.
00:53:19All right.
00:53:20We should stay together.
00:53:21I'll come with you.
00:53:23I'll stay with Lisa.
00:53:30Okay, Peg.
00:53:31I know this must sound insane to you.
00:53:33Mike, listen.
00:53:35You got to trust me, okay?
00:53:37I know what's happening here.
00:53:40Mike, I trust you.
00:53:45Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:53:50Don't worry.
00:53:53I should pack.
00:53:54I know you're scared.
00:53:59I am too.
00:54:02It's like being this close to death
00:54:04that just makes everything seem more alive.
00:54:24What are we looking for?
00:54:26Morty.
00:54:27What do we do when we find them?
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:39Wait.
00:54:40Yes, I do.
00:54:43It must have come off.
00:54:45What is it?
00:54:46It's a talisman.
00:54:48We've got to find Morty.
00:54:50We've got to put it around his neck.
00:54:52And the killing will stop.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:55If that's what eases your mind,
00:54:56then let's go and find Morty.
00:55:02It's okay.
00:55:03You found Morty.
00:55:05See?
00:55:06He's only wood.
00:55:11What happened?
00:55:12You passed out,
00:55:13but it's okay now I'm here.
00:55:17Mitch.
00:55:19Yeah?
00:55:20Do you think we're going to die?
00:55:23Okay.
00:55:27I don't know.
00:55:31That thing you said about feeling more alive
00:55:33when you're close to death.
00:55:38Hold me.
00:55:52Okay, here's the last place we saw him.
00:55:54The lights went out just as...
00:55:58I should finish what I started.
00:55:59Not now.
00:56:00Not under these circumstances.
00:56:03Mike.
00:56:06Yes?
00:56:07Forget about all of this.
00:56:09Everything that's happened today.
00:56:11Now, imagine that you're 60
00:56:13and you're in about in the middle of a lake.
00:56:16Who's with you?
00:56:18What?
00:56:19Don't think.
00:56:20Just answer.
00:56:21I don't know.
00:56:24My trusty dog Yeller.
00:56:30Oh, and some old crab
00:56:32complaining about the cold.
00:56:34Like she always does.
00:56:46Let's find morning and finish this.
00:56:49Big.
00:56:50You always understand
00:56:51about everything.
00:56:55I promise.
00:56:56When this is over,
00:56:58I want to do this properly.
00:57:03Okay.
00:57:10Peg?
00:57:14Peg?
00:57:15Peg?
00:57:19Peg?
00:57:19Peg?
00:57:22What the hell are you doing?
00:57:23We're getting out of here.
00:57:24You're coming with us.
00:57:25What about Mike?
00:57:26Mike's a killer, Peg.
00:57:28Come on, we're going to wait for the others in the car.
00:57:52Oh, yeah.
00:57:56Oh, yeah.
00:57:57Yeah, you're like a roaster, huh?
00:58:00What the hell? Get the f*** out of here, Mike!
00:58:03Take the f*** out!
00:58:10Going down.
00:58:34Get out of here!
00:58:37Get out of here!
00:58:50Get out of here!
00:58:51You're out of here!
00:58:52Get out of there!
00:58:54Ah!
00:58:56Ah!
00:58:56I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:57I don't know.
00:59:58Oh, my God.
00:59:59Oh, my God.
01:00:02Oh, my God.
01:00:13Oh, my God.
01:00:24up here. You better come. I'll be right there. Mitch is dead. No. Oh, I'm so sorry, Trish.
01:00:38Michael would never kill anyone. Mavs. What happened?
01:00:54I did not do this. I can find Wardy, so you'll believe me. I believe you, Michael. You should.
01:01:32I believe you.
01:02:00Mike. Are you all right?
01:02:51Mike. Are you all right?
01:02:56Mike. No. Why did I do this?
01:03:26Michael. Thank God.
01:03:30No, Grandfather. There's no God in this house. Michael. I killed Peg. The others. It's all my fault.
01:03:43No, you didn't, did you? Yes, I did. I'm trying to convince myself that it's not...
01:03:50It's not me, but it's true. I'm just like my father.
01:03:57Michael, enough. It was Morty Kilcro. He's the one who locked me in this.
01:04:04What? If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it. I saw you going out
01:04:08to the barn, trying to find me. I saw you faint.
01:04:13I wanted to help you, but Morty came out of the barn and drove you back inside. I followed, and
01:04:19Morty was waiting for me. With Crow's dead body. Poor soul.
01:04:27And Peg? Any others? Morty. We've got to figure out a way to stop him and end this nightmare.
01:04:39Crow said all I needed these.
01:05:01God have mercy on us all.
01:05:27Ma'am's refuses to come. She says she won't leave her grandson.
01:05:29Look, we've got to get the hell out of here now.
01:05:31Wait, what about Peg?
01:05:34Well, hold on. There she is.
01:05:36Peg, thank God.
01:05:42Peg, your hand. Are you all right?
01:05:43Yes, dear, but you're not.
01:05:49Mike, take up this mask.
01:06:00I know how you must feel, Michael.
01:06:03You still doubt yourself.
01:06:06I've been there, too.
01:06:13You mean the fear?
01:06:16You had, too?
01:06:18I had the urge, but I fought it off.
01:06:21Your father wasn't strong enough.
01:06:24But I think you are.
01:06:29No, I'm not.
01:06:39Well, I'm not strong enough to break this door down by myself.
01:06:46Can you help me?
01:06:48Now, get me up.
01:06:50This old bull can still charge if he gets his legs under him.
01:06:56Afraid of decisions, are we?
01:06:57Well, here's a killer for you.
01:06:59You want me to rip out your heart or tear off your head?
01:07:01You, Morty.
01:07:03Okay.
01:07:03All of the above it is.
01:07:14Best thought.
01:07:21Not so fast, boys.
01:07:23F*** you.
01:07:24Is that any way to talk to?
01:07:28Your father.
01:07:32Steven, don't do this.
01:07:33You stay out of this, Dad.
01:07:38Son.
01:07:42It's all right, Michael.
01:07:43Come to me.
01:07:43Michael.
01:07:44Come to your father.
01:07:49You can do it.
01:08:13Save yourself for the other...
01:08:15No.
01:08:16Nope.
01:08:22Don't.
01:08:25No.
01:08:28Uh.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32Hmm.
01:08:34Can you?
01:08:34No.
01:08:35No.
01:08:37Oh.
01:08:38No.
01:08:39No.
01:08:47Go!
01:09:07Michael.
01:09:11What are you, one of Morty's creations?
01:09:15Mikey, it's me, Peg.
01:09:18Are you okay?
01:09:19Peg's dead.
01:09:20No, it's me. Please believe me.
01:09:23I promise.
01:09:24No, no, no, you're in the attic.
01:09:26No, I looked everywhere for you, but not in the attic.
01:09:31Don't you come any closer.
01:09:33One of you is Morty.
01:09:35Please.
01:09:36How can I convince you I'm not Morty?
01:09:44Okay.
01:09:45You're 60.
01:09:47You're in a rowboat in the middle of the lake.
01:09:49Who's with you?
01:09:51My trusty dog Yeller and some old crab who's complaining about the cold.
01:10:22You're not dead.
01:10:27You're not dead.
01:10:31Poor Michael.
01:10:33Everything's gonna be okay.
01:10:35I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:10:36Okay?
01:10:44Come on.
01:10:48Come on.
01:10:50Come on, what?
01:11:00What do I do?
01:11:01Get the fuck out of here.
01:11:02Run the fucking over.
01:11:04No.
01:11:05No.
01:11:07No.
01:11:08No.
01:11:08Get the fuck out of here.
01:11:16No!
01:11:22Oh, my God.
01:11:47Oh, my God.
01:12:16Oh, my God.
01:12:20Decisions, decisions.
01:12:25Bastard!
01:12:26Bastard!
01:12:27Oh, my God.
01:12:35Oh, my God.
01:12:58Oh, my God.
01:13:01Oh, my God.
01:13:07You were not my father.
01:13:08Maybe it's time for another blackout, or maybe we should keep you awake this time.
01:13:11It might be a little more terrifying.
01:13:13I am not you.
01:13:15Michael, you should be quiet.
01:13:17You know what's going to happen.
01:13:29Come on, Paige. Come on.
01:13:31Come on, let's go. Split up.
01:13:40This thing's going to blow any second.
01:13:42Save yourself.
01:13:44No.
01:13:45Cut my arm off because I can't do it.
01:13:48Cut my arm off because I can't do it.
01:14:07Chris.
01:14:20Hey.
01:14:25I can see the fear in your eyes.
01:14:43What are you afraid of, Morty, huh?
01:14:44Turn lights?
01:14:52Or is it fire, huh?
01:14:58I'm going to clear-cut your ass.
01:15:15I'm going to clear-cut your ass.
01:15:30You killed him.
01:15:37Where's Ned?
01:15:39Water.
01:15:41Cool.
01:15:42Let's go.
01:15:42Let's go.
01:15:49Is it over?
01:15:51Is it over?
01:15:51It's over.
01:15:54You know what?
01:15:57I'm not afraid of the water anymore.
01:16:04Oh, please.
01:16:06Oh, please.
01:16:06Let's get out of here.
01:16:08Yeah, let's go.
01:16:09Yeah, what are we going to tell the police?
01:16:10Tell him the truth.
01:16:13Tell him the truth.
01:16:13Something attacked us.
01:16:14You mean somebody who would believe the truth.
01:16:18Yeah, what exactly is the truth?
01:16:19I mean, was that really your father?
01:16:21He didn't commit suicide, did he?
01:16:23Yes, he did.
01:16:26But the Indians say that suicides never rest.
01:16:31It's over now.
01:16:32It's finished.
01:16:53I thought I needed this.
01:16:56You did.
01:17:00But you don't anymore.
01:17:45了解
01:17:46Oh, well...
01:17:47Oh, my God.
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