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Emmerdale 20th February 2026
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00:30Would it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was for just one day?
00:40Would it be good if we could finish yourselves away?
00:50Alright, brother. How's it? Dizzling?
00:54Erm, I'm not really sure because I don't know what dizzling means.
00:57And that's what makes you special.
01:00Speaking of, how's it going with your special someone?
01:06I ain't got someone special.
01:07Still! Man, I thought you and Louis would have been picking out curtains by now.
01:10Shut up.
01:11When do you think something exciting might happen, Arnie?
01:21Great score!
01:23Whoa!
01:24Wowzer.
01:27Morning.
01:30How are we?
01:31Hungry.
01:32Thirsty! Are we poor?
01:34No, we're not. I just haven't been shopping, that's all.
01:37Yeah, well, looking for you. I don't bear a grudge.
01:42And now you say?
01:43Oh, yeah. Thank you.
01:46All right, farm folk?
01:48Yeah. Any special reason the tractor sale's a flat tyre?
01:52Well, if I had to guess, it's because the new one hasn't turned up yet.
01:54No, we don't need a new one. It just needs fixing.
01:57What? It's got a 15 square foot hole in the middle of it. What do you want me to fix
02:01it with? Witchcraft?
02:02Right, so what are you going to do today, if not that?
02:04Oh, well, I thought about not getting paid again. Like last week. And the week before that.
02:09Okay.
02:10I'm going to pay you. Just bear with me.
02:13Fine. I'll go to the garage and see what I can fix that tyre with.
02:16Like a magic wand.
02:21Look, are you going to let me help you, or what?
02:23Yes. If I need it, which I don't.
02:32I don't like people smiling in the mornings. It makes me suspicious.
02:37Conditional order came through.
02:39Hmm?
02:40It used to be called a decree or something.
02:42Ah, nice eye. Divorcing coming then, excellent.
02:47And the next step, kids, I hear? We might need a bigger house.
02:51No, the next step is to talk to Billy, which won't be fun for either of us.
02:58I don't suppose you know where your fiancé is? I seem to have misplaced him today.
03:03Er, no. He was gone when I woke up.
03:05I saw him. We were off to pick something up.
03:08Erm, is anyone expecting Marlon, by the way?
03:10Hardly. Why?
03:17So what is it with you?
03:20An ability to learn or just, just an unwillingness to not be a massive jerk?
03:25Let's not rule either one at.
03:27Rona told me.
03:28Please tell me.
03:32Apparently, he loves her.
03:35Not too fussed how that might affect, you know, her husband and her kids and their lives.
03:43She's. She's. Not. Interested.
03:47She mentioned.
03:49OK. So now I'm mentioning it too, just in case you forget.
03:52And, well, you know, don't forget.
03:54Seems unlikely.
03:55Because you might be a ninja or a Sith Lord or whatever it is you are,
04:00but I'll tell you something, Shia.
04:01A cricket bat around the back of the head's still going to work.
04:05Keep away!
04:20It could have been an email.
04:22I'm so glad it wasn't.
04:29Shouldn't you be at work?
04:31I took the day.
04:33Thought we could do something.
04:34Maybe.
04:35Go out?
04:37No thanks.
04:40Your arm bad?
04:43Everything's bad.
04:47And everything going on in here.
04:50What's that?
04:51It's only the post, no.
04:53I've got a mob with pitchforks, then.
04:57Dad.
04:59No-one thinks you've done anything wrong.
05:01All right?
05:03In fact, I'll tell you what.
05:06You can see for yourself.
05:17I can't stop.
05:18I just need my lights during work.
05:21I've been to see Graeme, in case you're wondering.
05:23Of course I was wondering.
05:24You've been out since God knows what time.
05:26I'll see you later.
05:26That mum on?
05:29I told you what happened.
05:30Why didn't you trust me?
05:32I do trust you.
05:34I don't trust him.
05:36Ronna, I know that I don't present as the typical alpha male,
05:39but when a man keeps trying to take away the woman you love,
05:43there comes a time when even I have to have a little word.
05:46Is that all it was?
05:47A little word?
05:48Or was there any violence?
05:50Do I look dead?
05:51No.
05:51Well, then what do you think?
05:53I don't think I have the most wonderful husband.
05:56And I think I am incredibly lucky.
05:59And your husband feels exactly the same.
06:01Which is why I went to fight for you.
06:02Well, not fight, talk.
06:03Talk for you doesn't sound right, but...
06:05Go on, get a nice picture.
06:07Wait, get the doors in, Mum.
06:08Go to the left.
06:09Ready?
06:09Smile.
06:10Come on, come on, come on.
06:11Get him a good angle.
06:12I do, mate.
06:13Go on.
06:19Yeah, Mum.
06:20Them doors are like no L's.
06:22It's mega, innit?
06:23Er, actually,
06:25the design is based on a 1970s Porsche Tapira concept car.
06:30Imagine driving it.
06:32I think you'd be disappointed, Cammy.
06:34It's only 130 brake horsepower.
06:36It's all show and no go.
06:37And the 0-60, eh,
06:39similar to a modern-day diesel estate.
06:41And I don't mean the German ones.
06:43Are you single?
06:46No, I'm only joking.
06:49Are you, though?
06:52I don't know.
06:55Back to the future?
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:58I've not seen it.
06:59You've not seen it?
07:00I can't talk to you, mate.
07:01I say it's then look away now.
07:04Yo, sweet car, G.
07:06What are the chances of me driving it sometime?
07:09Zero.
07:23Who's is that?
07:25It's Joe Tate's.
07:35You're out of order, that.
07:36It was a perfectly legitimate move.
07:39What?
07:40Trying to cop off with another bloke's wife?
07:42I was referring to King's Knight to see three.
07:47I'm talking about Marlon and Rona and Rona and you know it.
07:50Just like you know you ain't wrong.
07:53I also know that in your family, when one of you really wants something, you're strongly encouraged to try and
08:01get it.
08:02Not at all costs.
08:05Just leave him alone.
08:07Why'd you even come back here?
08:09I've posed that same question to myself, actually.
08:15Sam, is your paperwork on the game birds up to date?
08:20Sort of.
08:22So, sort of not.
08:33So, Rona's not interested.
08:35I'm not, obviously.
08:37Joe seems to have better things to do.
08:40And even you are questioning your own purpose here.
08:45Your point?
08:47Nine people currently live in this house.
08:50I'd like to get it back to eight.
08:53Soon.
09:02What are we going to tell the kids?
09:05Well, they already know what's happening, don't they?
09:06There's no need to keep harping on about it.
09:09Do we, erm...
09:12Do we tell them about Evan's treatment working?
09:14Yeah.
09:16I mean, I think we should tell them together.
09:18It's pretty monumental news, isn't it?
09:20Yeah, it is.
09:25Hey.
09:26We're just talking about the conditional order.
09:28We're just talking about the conditional order.
09:28Oh, okay.
09:29Well, in other good news...
09:31You've got some new gloves.
09:33Yeah.
09:33Driving gloves.
09:34Very special ones.
09:36For a very special reason.
09:38The surprise.
09:39For Lucas.
09:40Oh.
09:41Oh.
09:42Yeah, right.
09:42Already.
09:43Yeah.
09:44What is it?
09:45Well, only the small matter of a DeLorean.
09:48Because Lucas and I both love the Back to the Future films.
09:52There's nothing like buying a kid's affection, is there?
09:55There's nothing like failing to conceal your envy.
09:58Wanna see it?
09:59Yeah.
09:59I'll see it later.
10:00Yeah, come on.
10:01It's outside.
10:01Come on.
10:03Go, go!
10:04Go, Johnny, go!
10:07Go, go, go, Johnny, go!
10:09Go, go, go, Johnny, go!
10:12Go, go, go, Johnny, go!
10:13I remember it being shinier.
10:16Go!
10:21Nice to get out and about, hey?
10:39I mean, I just don't get why you are, ugh, because I've not seen it.
10:43Because it's completely iconic, man.
10:45Well, no, I'm with Matty.
10:46Stand by me is where it's at.
10:48Do you know what?
10:48I love that film.
10:49Really?
10:50Hardly anyone under 50 seems to know about it.
10:52No, I bet I could quote every single line.
10:55Okay, well, I might test you on that.
10:56Do it.
10:57I'll ace it.
10:58No, that is a right film.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Retro-based misbehaviour.
11:02What a surprise that you like it, Ross.
11:05I think you'll find it's an investigation into interpersonal relationships viewed through
11:08the prism of social expectations and the shifting dynamics when those expectations are removed.
11:14You read that somewhere, didn't you?
11:16They stole the milk money.
11:19And they kind of, like, drift apart and never see each other again.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Makes you realise how important it is to keep people close.
11:26Mm-hm.
11:27Just, er, let them know how you feel.
11:30Exactly.
11:34Where's my car?
11:36Was it you?
11:37Guys, it's really Lucas you're hurting here, okay?
11:39Oh, guys, won't somebody think of the millionaire children and the sports cause?
11:44There's nothing to do.
11:44There's nothing to do.
11:46Okay.
11:47Guess I'll just call the police then.
11:49Ooh!
11:52So, do you feel better after that?
11:54Not the food, I'm nicking this.
11:55No, the theft therapy.
11:57I reckon Liam should start prescribing it.
11:58Sure.
11:59Not sure it'll work for everyone.
12:01What?
12:01Just reprobates.
12:03Or people who've been short diagnosed with cancer and had their wife spanged up.
12:09I just feel like a weight's been lifted.
12:11Good.
12:11That was the idea.
12:18Do you know what?
12:20I'm glad you're persuading me.
12:21You did not need a lot of persuading.
12:24Well, look at you remembering what a smile is.
12:26Yeah.
12:29I've not had a lot of fun since the crash.
12:33I've not had a lot of fun since now, actually.
12:36Let's be honest, you've not really had a lot of fun since ever.
12:40So, how much do you reckon we'll get for it?
12:43I don't know, really.
12:44It's a bit of a niche market.
12:47Yeah, maybe next time let's go for something a bit more normal, yeah?
12:50Right, there will be no next time.
12:52This is just to tide us over.
12:54Since when have you been happy tidying over?
12:56Right.
12:57Change the subject.
12:58Spoil sport.
13:01So, how fast do you think it goes?
13:03Only one way to find out.
13:20Oh, you should come with me next time we go.
13:23It's a date.
13:25Not a date.
13:26No, no.
13:27Just a trip to the cinema.
13:30Yeah.
13:33Sorry, can I get you a coffee or something?
13:34No, just here to enjoy the show.
13:37What?
13:39Nothing.
13:39Nothing at all.
13:41As you were.
13:45It's busy.
13:46You're okay.
13:47There's nowhere to sit.
13:48Oh, Emma, there's a seat here, Bear.
13:50See?
13:53Alright.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Ooh.
13:56Get with you with the bling.
13:58How can I get one?
13:59Kill someone.
14:01Sorry.
14:03Bad joke.
14:04What can I get you?
14:06I don't know and I don't know why I'm here.
14:08To prove that you're not a pariah.
14:10Are you kidding?
14:11You're a hero.
14:12I'm not a damn hero.
14:14That's the last thing I am.
14:15Okay, I'll just grab a cup of coffee.
14:17I'd want a coffee.
14:18I don't know why I'm here.
14:20I told you this was a bad idea.
14:29Okay, I'll have it back now, please.
14:32Come again?
14:34Don't be tedious, Cain.
14:36Are you a bit old for stealing cars?
14:39Yes.
14:41Open the door.
14:44You're gonna have to do better than that.
14:46Open that door, please.
14:52How much money have you got on you?
14:55What's that got to do with anything?
15:00Couple hundred quid, give or take.
15:02Hmm.
15:04Two hundred pounds and I will open that door for you.
15:09And if you're right and your car's in there, it's a small price to pay for getting me banged up,
15:12innit?
15:16Okay.
15:23Do you know what?
15:24No.
15:25I'm gonna leave the games to the kids.
15:26Like you.
15:27If I find out you've got my car...
15:28You won't.
15:30I won't because you don't have it or because you think you're being clever.
15:48You are playing a risky game.
15:50Well, I blame you for encouraging me.
16:10I think someone's looking for you.
16:14Don't want to be found.
16:16Dad!
16:17Sounds worried.
16:19He needn't be.
16:22Got it all together, have you?
16:26I don't think I'll have it together again.
16:31Nor do I deserve to.
16:35I disagree on both counts.
16:40I took a man's life.
16:42He took yours first.
16:45He didn't end it, but he took it.
16:48Didn't he?
16:52Killing someone.
16:55Whatever they've done.
16:57However much they...
17:00Deserve it.
17:05Does anyone deserve that?
17:16Yeah.
17:20Not many people, but...
17:24Some.
17:31Where do you think you'd be if he was still alive?
17:35I don't know.
17:36Yeah, you do.
17:38You'd be under his control, still.
17:41Doing what he wanted.
17:45Desperate for a way out, but...
17:48Not able to see one without...
17:52What happened happening.
17:58It's so...
18:03I know.
18:05You don't.
18:14You feel guilty because you got what you wanted.
18:17But all you wanted...
18:19Was what you had before he stole it from you.
18:25Take your life back, Bear.
18:27Or he's stealing it still.
18:38Where did everyone go?
18:40Er...
18:40Vinny's lending Lewis a DVD.
18:42And I'm running calf.
18:44Do you know how to run a calf?
18:46How hard can it be?
18:47Well, let's find out.
18:49I'll have a caramel cortado without milk foam, please.
18:52And don't forget my tip.
19:02Right, yeah.
19:03Quite hard then.
19:04So, your bro and the V-Man, eh?
19:07They just need to get it on, man.
19:08What are we gonna do about them?
19:09Well, now we've put my plan into action.
19:11Alright, yeah, cool. What is it?
19:13Well, I need to come up with a plan and then put it into action.
19:15But when I do,
19:16those two will wonder how they ever live without each other.
19:20Nice.
19:21Hi Paddy. A delivery for you.
19:23Flippin' head, Dad. Where have you been?
19:25I was shouting you.
19:26I thought you were gonna breach your bail.
19:28Well, I haven't.
19:29Well, I know that.
19:31But you've really gotta be careful, you know,
19:32because if you do,
19:33that's the first thing the prosecutors will mention in court.
19:36Well, I wish it would be then.
19:38I might stand a shot at beating this.
19:40Right. Well,
19:42finally, you sound like you want to.
19:44Yeah. Well,
19:45we weren't a bad life before Alyssa.
19:48Might be nice to get it back.
19:50You, sit down.
19:52You're having a brew.
19:54You, er, like them fancy coffees, don't you?
19:56I do, actually.
19:57Well, tough luck ain't got me.
20:01I mean, the bare-faced cheek of the man.
20:04After all this time.
20:05Not that any amount of time would have made it acceptable.
20:08I told him, only this morning,
20:10that he needs to be living somewhere else.
20:12ASAP.
20:13Why did you let him move in, in the first place?
20:17Because I'm a teddy bear with a heart of gold, Mary,
20:19as you well know.
20:22Oh, look.
20:23We appear to have summoned him up.
20:26And his co-devil.
20:28Can't believe you went back there.
20:29Never mind that.
20:30Why do you think it was Cain?
20:31He'd be foolish to get on your bad side right now.
20:33Well, he's not exactly known for his towering intellect, is he?
20:39So, reunited then.
20:41And don't you seem pleased about it?
20:43Joe's car has been stolen.
20:45Hmm. Still mentioned.
20:47What's insured, isn't it?
20:48Yes.
20:50But it was bought for a reason,
20:51and it'll be really hard to replace,
20:53and I just really, really want it back.
20:56I'm sure I can arrange that.
20:57Might take a while.
20:58But, er,
21:00it's not like I'll be going anywhere.
21:07I should've made you open that barn.
21:10You wouldn't have made me do anything.
21:13Should've had a look while you had the chance.
21:15How do you know about it?
21:17I was in the barn, I heard.
21:19Doing what?
21:21Serial numbers don't file themselves off, do they?
21:25You're mocking me.
21:27That's fine.
21:28Enjoy yourselves.
21:29I know the pleasures in your life are few and far between.
21:36Okay.
21:37That car is now priority number two.
21:39Priority number one
21:40is turning that man's life inside out,
21:42back to front, and to absolute ruin.
21:45By whatever means necessary.
21:54We've new drama this weekend,
21:56based on real-life events,
21:58looking at the rise and fall of a royal aide
22:01that ended with a brutal murder.
22:03Don't miss The Lady, Sunday night at nine.
22:06And Coronation Street is on the way next.
22:09It's probably two weeks.
22:10Don't miss The Lady.
22:11SomersetGokulu.com
22:13We've two thousandеш-lined stories.
22:16If you know the story hello?
22:17So that's all.
22:17I'm sorry, thanks for playing the show.
22:20I don't know how many unsposed fruits at all,
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