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Coronation Street 3rd March 2026
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00:27It's only just gone six.
00:29Yeah, tell her they're not me.
00:31She's been gristling since I changed her.
00:33Is she hungry?
00:35I don't know.
00:36She said not.
00:38You just...
00:39What am I supposed to do?
00:41Tell her a joke or just jiggle her up and down while I make a coffee.
00:44No, you jiggle her while coffee.
00:47Here, pass it to me.
00:49Oh, yeah.
00:51Bye-bye.
00:53Since you're the only actual mother.
00:56Hey.
00:57This is our new morning routine for the next few weeks.
01:00Do you want a coffee?
01:01Yeah, might as well now.
01:03Hi.
01:04Oh, who's calling at this time?
01:11If it's David Platt, tell him he's taken his own life in his hands.
01:17I was going to pop round later but I saw your lights on and I thought you could do with
01:22this.
01:22Not another one.
01:24No.
01:25Oh.
01:26That was very kind of you.
01:28Oh, well, you know what they say.
01:29He takes a village and all that.
01:31Will all you good villagers please try and hold the fort while I go and maybe have a wash?
01:36Get the splittle out of my hair.
01:40Bye-bye.
01:40Bye-bye.
01:42Who is this?
01:46Knock, knock.
01:47Morning, campers.
01:49I hope you've had your beauty sleep.
01:51Ready for visiting day.
01:53What's happened?
01:55What?
01:55Is this Paula?
01:57Officer!
01:58I need help!
01:59No!
01:59Don't get them involved.
02:00But you're hurt.
02:02Yeah.
02:02And I'll be hurt a whole lot worse if Paula gets wind.
02:04Look, I can't have anything stopping me seeing my kids, alright?
02:07So just cover for me.
02:12What is it, Webster?
02:13You should be at breakfast.
02:15Yeah.
02:16Yeah, I'm sorry, Officer.
02:19It was a false alarm.
02:21I came over all dizzy but I feel fine now.
02:25You don't just get to summon us every time you have a funny turn.
02:28Don't you think we've got enough to do?
02:30It's prison.
02:31Not Downton Abbey.
02:48Blimey.
02:50What is this depressing dirge you've got on?
02:52We're an undertaker's.
02:54What do you want?
02:54Fairground music?
02:59I've got one of me migraines coming.
03:02Migraines.
03:03Like my grandmother used to say.
03:04Nobody had migraines when they were hiding from a bomb in an air raid shelter.
03:08Take an aspirin.
03:09But you're so fired up.
03:10What are you doing up and about so early?
03:14Hang on.
03:15I recognise that face.
03:18What have you done?
03:18I have reported that grifter, Annie.
03:22Chrissie!
03:23Those reviews are defamation.
03:25We don't actually notice her that posted them.
03:27Oh, for goodness sake.
03:29Twelve one-star reviews.
03:31One day after she's reported him.
03:33Honestly.
03:36Hi.
03:37You see?
03:38They're taking it seriously.
03:40Yes.
03:41Yes, we are.
03:42Mr Shuttleworth.
03:44Can you come down the station?
03:46Erm.
03:46Oh, no.
03:47No.
03:47I've already reported to your desk sergeant what that woman's done.
03:50Can you not take the statements here?
03:52I'm talking to Mr Shuttleworth.
03:54This is about the fraud allegation made against you by Mrs Annie King.
03:58We need to ask you some questions.
04:03I did my best with that cheap foundation.
04:06You still look like you're part of Olympic boxing team.
04:10What are you going to tell your children?
04:12I walked into a cupboard door.
04:14Yeah, well, it must have been a cupboard door with a nasty temper.
04:17Yeah, look, go on.
04:18I'll be fine.
04:20Oh!
04:21I'm so excited to see you!
04:22Yeah.
04:24Yeah.
04:25What happened to your face?
04:27I walked into a cupboard door, didn't I?
04:30The same cupboard door we had at the old house.
04:34Why don't you go and get your mum and her a couple of coffees
04:37and whatever you three want.
04:39Right.
04:40Come on.
04:42Have you got them?
04:43We'll train.
04:43Oh, yeah.
04:44I've done a tight ship.
04:45Well, I try to.
04:48What happened?
04:49Oh, I, um, got into a bit of a fight.
04:53All right, I guess.
04:54Hey, but it could have been worse.
04:56I think they're a bit old to be falling for the cupboard door routine.
04:59Especially Bredy.
05:00Yeah.
05:01I gathered.
05:02Yeah, look, I'll come clean.
05:04Tell them that I got into a bit of a scrap.
05:05You're right.
05:06They deserve better than to be lied to.
05:11I said Victoria Street, not Coronation Street.
05:15I'm already late for a meeting.
05:16No, no.
05:17I'm on my way over now.
05:19Wow.
05:20You and Lisa work fast.
05:22Are you auditioning to the family?
05:23Somebody left it on the doorstep yesterday.
05:25Oh.
05:27You could even say I mind your own business.
05:31Right, where's this tax?
05:32Oh!
05:33Oh!
05:34Jordy!
05:36Sorry, I can't stop.
05:37I've got to get to work.
05:42You look well.
05:43What's my story where they say?
05:45These places are like hotels.
05:47Well, I won't be giving her many stars on TripAdvisor, I'll tell you that for now.
05:52But, I've got quite pally with a few of the girls in here.
05:56Well, one of them.
05:58And you know me?
06:00I like to make the best of things.
06:04That's the trouble though, isn't it?
06:07Turns out I don't know you that well at all.
06:09Oh, Carl.
06:12I know this has been a shock.
06:14Look, I'm really sorry to ask again.
06:18But, I need more money.
06:21Did what I gave you last time, not...
06:22It was gone.
06:23I paid off my credit card debts.
06:25Interest was ridiculous, so...
06:29I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate.
06:32Please?
06:36Well...
06:38I suppose I could set up a...
06:42Thingy.
06:43What do you call it?
06:45A monthly payment.
06:46Direct debit.
06:47Yeah, that's the one.
06:50Yeah.
06:50You know, so you've got something regular coming in.
06:55Can we help you?
06:57I just wanted a word with Debbie, if that's alright with you.
07:01You alright?
07:01Yeah.
07:04I'd love to chat, Sal, but this is my visiting time with Carl.
07:08I'm just worried about Lou.
07:10You know, the bank she got.
07:12Oh, yeah, with a cupboard.
07:14Keep stuck.
07:15Do the guards know about that?
07:17No, they don't.
07:19And don't you do how daft like tell them, neither?
07:22Surely they shouldn't have.
07:24Have you watched an episode of Bad Girls?
07:26Because that's what it's like in here, Sal.
07:36Right.
07:39So...
07:40And what should we say?
07:43Well, I'm sure it'll all get ironed out at the police station.
07:47I mean, his entire persona radiates innocence.
07:50Yeah, but if they've got him down as some smooth-talking con man,
07:53he's hardly going to go around twirling his moustache, is he?
07:58I feel like a right plank the way I spoke to him yesterday.
08:01Look, you're under a lot of strain. Probably still are.
08:05It's Bennett.
08:06He's in the back. I'll give him a shower.
08:07Oh, I need to head back to my fuchsias.
08:09I'll see you later, Glenda.
08:10Keep the faith.
08:11Yeah, bye, love, and thank you.
08:13See you, Mary.
08:16Look, just say you were upset after hearing about Jim.
08:20What, play the dead dad card?
08:22Well, you've got to know when to hold him.
08:24Know when to fold him.
08:27Ben, listen, mate, I'm so sorry about you.
08:30Seriously, Steve, it's all right, mate.
08:32You just heard about your da. I've been there.
08:35Although I was 11, so it's not exactly the same thing.
08:38You've got to spend a lot more time with him, didn't you?
08:41It's still hard there, but anyway.
08:42Oh, sure.
08:44Have a drink with me. We'll say no more about it.
08:46I can't work in.
08:48Well, why didn't we come in later?
08:50Smoke the peace pipe.
08:51Yeah, cool.
08:52And listen, don't give another thought, all right?
08:55Cheers, Ben.
08:58See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
09:00No.
09:00Hey.
09:01You'll be good, okay?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Come here.
09:05I'd best be off.
09:06We've still got a few more minutes yet.
09:08I know, I've just got some things to do, so.
09:11Right, well, it's, er, it's lovely to see you.
09:13You'll come back again, won't you? Soon.
09:15Yeah.
09:18Here, you take care, all right?
09:20You're the one who needs to take care.
09:23Hey, I'm sorry to bug you again.
09:25What is it now?
09:27Was he asking for money?
09:29Because I couldn't help but hear him.
09:31Well, I don't think that's any of your beeswax, do you?
09:34And...
09:36You know, he is my son.
09:38And if you're, erm...
09:41Rosie and Sophie.
09:42Yes.
09:43Yes.
09:44Rosie and Sophie.
09:46Won't you do the same if they needed it?
09:48They wouldn't ask.
09:49Because, like him, they're adults and they're perfectly capable of earning their own money.
09:55Well, I've got a lot of making up to do, haven't I?
09:58Marie's concerned.
10:00And he comes to visit me, don't he?
10:02I'm not surprised, Debbie, seeing as you pay him to do it.
10:06I don't have to explain myself to you.
10:08You don't know what I'm going through, do you?
10:11Eh?
10:11So, keep your sticky beak out.
10:15Capisce?
10:16You, should I just...
10:40That's it.
10:45The only thing I'm going through to do to do is finish the show.
10:46so sweet oh gosh i'm turning into one of those mums already what kind of mum is that the irritating
10:53ones stupid voice over time to see someone cute i was exactly the same when layla was that age
10:59and she's gonna have you right around her little finger in no time in fact i've got a lot of
11:04layla's baby clothes at the flat which steedy wanted me to take down to the charity shop
11:10but you you can take your pick i've got a whole suitcase for well never mind working at the hotel
11:15you can open your own branch and mother care i'll drop them around to the factory and look just
11:20holler if you need anything else us bailey boys we got you happy to help anytime thank you ronnie i
11:26think i love you cheeky hey i gotta take this oh oh me too hi sarah all right sir
11:39look no i can't just get unless you want me to bring the baby with me
11:45well i'm warning you she's a crier well i don't know just just push it on till later this week
11:52i don't know i've got the small matter of figuring out what i'm going to do with this small child
11:59i've got to go sarah she's off again
12:04you know
12:08here we go oh
12:16how adorable me oh yes okay for as long as you like
12:24obviously it's not mine it's rob's the grandmother yeah she's kind of gone away for a bit so guess
12:30who's won the baby lottery how are you doing that practice that's all you need to hold them firmly
12:39and with confidence they can sense when you're tense it unnerves them unnerves me look try again
12:52that's it relax your arms
12:58she can she can tell i'm not maternal nonsense relax your arms relax your shoulders bounce
13:08her rhythmically there you are they don't need much at that age just food and sleep and comfort
13:16it you'll be fine i promise cheers mary bye what do you know
13:41i have no idea what it's like but what's like your children you're the mummy aren't you
13:50you've seen them learn to walk and talk to come to school brought them home again christmas is
13:55birthdays i only came to see if you were coming for your tea no right well do you want me
14:00to make
14:00us a brewer instead only it's trifle today so get out what have i done get out
14:17it's just some leftovers from royce oh don't go overboard it's pie and chips do you want it or not
14:26i take it all back looks great oh you all right not only now
14:37what do we say positive vibes only look sit yourself down we're having second hand pie hey it's not
14:45second hand it's leftovers much more appealing you can't just barge hey you i ruined my shoes
14:54on the way to a meeting earlier on because of you leaving dog dirt all over the pavement like
14:58flaming land mines well i hope you're not treading dog dirty on the floor it's your dog there right
15:03our daughter is having surgery tomorrow we've got more important things to think about than you and
15:07your bloody shoes do you ever think about anyone but yourself i'm sorry i don't know just get out you
15:17clown remember not to get on the wrong side of you i'm not in the mood now just pass me
15:20some of
15:20that second hand pie please fraud by abuser position who do they think you are admiral of the fleet
15:32you don't have to be anyone important apparently just in a position of trust the old thing's just
15:37too absurd i'm sorry if annie had been a little bit nicer to the old dear while she was still
15:43alive she might have left of the lot you know i read about a similar case in higher magazine when
15:48i was at the dentist with my molar funeral director in hebdenbridge quite the charmer the widow whisperer
15:55they called him really he had his mo down perfectly the grieving widow the devilishly handsome silver fox
16:02a few gentle words a little touch on the arm and just when they were at their most vulnerable
16:10kablooey mary i'll never survive prison me we're gonna fight this i'm gonna fight it hard no one gets
16:17away with accusing my brother no one
16:22all right thought you'd be drinking with your busy mate you know cassie i've already explained this
16:30she wanted to buy flowers i saw the flowers because we're a flower shop i'm sorry you find it so
16:36confusing
16:39you looked uh dressed to kill last night poor choice of words under the circumstances
16:45sorry mate i just thought maybe is it a big night planned out before steve got his news
16:50no i was just um road testing a new outfit i'll probably send it back anyway
17:31i thought carla would have had a straight down to social services by dinner time yeah well you know
17:36carla never want to back down from a challenge hello you hello sweetheart
17:45any news on debbie's appeal well it's all in the end adam reckons how they can drag their feet while
17:52a sick woman rots in a place like that is beneath me hey look i'm going to visit her next
17:56week right
17:57just feet haven't touched the ground it's all right chill uh she'll like that hey ronnie hey
18:02so um thanks for seeing me i just thought this was really important okay i took the kids to visit
18:08lou and carl was there seeing demi and don't feel right i was sitting here drinking
18:18well i bet he's climbing walls at home doesn't it and we haven't been out much recently have we
18:23them pies were good from rose weren't they and they were free oh well every cloud
18:31hey i heard about harper's operation tomorrow that you don't have to say out and you must be sick of
18:36people asking i just i just want you to know i'm thinking of you and so are a lot of
18:42people around
18:42you oh don't be nice to me you'll set me off come here you oh hey been puncin off debbie
18:51again
18:51huh you're telling tales hey sam you're nothing more than a leech what you worried that a pot of
18:56gold will be gone by the time she pegs it i mean that's that's what you're hanging about for right
18:59run run hey don't judge everyone on your own standards son that's funny that's what she calls
19:06me now i mean it takes a bit of getting used to but there are upsides you're a piece of
19:10work you aren't
19:11you right you out you really are pushing your luck with me and it's not going to end well
19:15happy to be on my way especially with her money burning a hole in me pocket
19:22thanks for me tea love i'd offer to do it around mine but a narrow walk would you feel
19:26around this around hope always a pleasure light of my life
19:34and then thanks for doing the night shift very much appreciated range of peace and quiet
19:39and crack on with me book yeah it takes a lot of concentration all that coloring in
19:46say hi to ollie for me do you know i'm messaging ollie because of that big fat grin on your
19:52face
19:52see you later see you later what are you after
20:02listen i don't mean to be a cow but oh nothing good has ever come from i don't mean to
20:07be a cow but
20:10cassie was going to propose yesterday oh yeah so me dad dies and she thinks oh i know what cheer
20:16mom no the opposite you balloon she had it all planned out outside victoria gardens then you get
20:23the call it's abort abort well that's why she was so dressed up anyway i just thought you should know
20:29you know you know with everything that's going on with your dad
20:40oh
20:44oh
20:45oh
20:46oh
21:04Officer, I know you now.
21:07Pipe down, Maggie Smith.
21:09I'm busy.
21:19Please, please, please.
21:40And of course, if you've been affected by issues raised in tonight's episode,
21:44you can visit itv.com forward slash advice for support information.
21:49While the dramas continue on the mountain next day on ITV1,
21:53we'll be right back with The Summit.
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