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00:00Stacey are going to a rock and roll memorabilia auction.
00:03Well, yeah, they're going to be auctioning off one of the original tiny cowboy bobbleheads, the lefty one.
00:08So I guess I won't be seeing you at the annual Danville Meatloaf Festival.
00:11No, what's a meatloaf festival?
00:13Oh, that's right. You were away at camp last summer when I won this.
00:16Meatloaf queen. Wow, that's pretty fancy.
00:19And because my meatloaf was voted best at the festival last year, I have the honor of being one of
00:24the judges this year.
00:25So you have the honor of eating other people's meatloaf all day?
00:28Yeah, I'm living the dream.
00:33What happened?
00:34We were just at the bounce house down at the meatloaf festival and I was there, you know, having a
00:40good time.
00:40And suddenly...
00:45Later...
00:47Dude, gotta go.
00:50And even though it was funny, I still kind of wished that the bounce house was still there.
00:53You know, for the little kids.
00:55Puford's right.
00:56I am.
00:57Even though they're made for little kids, there's something about a bounce house that you can't resist.
01:01What if bounce houses were made for bigger kids?
01:04Hey!
01:04Slightly bigger kids.
01:06And what if they just happen to be totally amazing?
01:08I stand before you today and I hereby declare that...
01:12That...
01:12Uh...
01:13Little help, Ferb?
01:16That nobody has yet done justice to the bounce house concept and that it is up to us to show
01:21the world where the bounce house can truly be.
01:23For if not us, then who?
01:25If not now, when?
01:26And if not when, then something else?
01:29Gentlemen, I know what we are going to do today.
01:32But first, answer me this.
01:35Where's Perry?
01:36No, seriously, where is he?
01:38I don't...
01:38I haven't seen him.
01:39Morning, Agent P.
01:40We've recently found surveillance footage of Doofenshmirtz buying fresh produce.
01:44We've concluded there are two possibilities.
01:46Either he's up to something sinister that is food-related,
01:49or he's cooking dinner because he's got a beautiful woman coming over and he wants to...
01:53Never mind, it's obviously the first thing.
02:01Very impressive.
02:02Just a little bit more, Ferb.
02:09That's about right.
02:11Wow, Jamie Oliver.
02:13I can't believe we've got one of England's most famous chefs for our Little Meatloaf Festival.
02:17Brilliant, it's a pleasure to be here.
02:19Yes, this year we've expanded our venue.
02:21We have 29 varieties of meatloaf-flavored ice cream,
02:24as well as various meatloaf-themed attractions and rides.
02:27So what exactly is meatloaf?
02:29Oh, it's made of meat, it's got bread, and onions.
02:33Ah, so it's a beverage.
02:35Well, no, but it's sort of like shepherd's pie,
02:38except there's no potatoes or vegetables,
02:40and it's, you know, in the shape of a loaf.
02:42You put pepper in it?
02:43If you want.
02:44Oh, meatloaf!
02:50Ah!
02:57Welcome, Perry the Platypus.
02:59I never thought you'd fall for the old
03:01distract Perry the Platypus with a weird bird trap.
03:04I gotta say, though, it's quite an ugly bird.
03:07And now for something a little more confining.
03:10You like it?
03:11It's biodegradable.
03:12A biodegradable trap.
03:14You know how everyone says,
03:15If you don't like meatloaf,
03:17it's probably because you haven't tasted my meatloaf.
03:19Well, it's true, because mine really is the best.
03:23In fact, I come from a long line of great meatloaf chefs.
03:26The recipe was first created by my great-grandmother,
03:28Gretel Doofenshmirtz,
03:30who passed it down to my grandpa,
03:32Jose Doofenshmirtz.
03:32Doofenshmirtz.
03:33Weird story there.
03:34Then he passed it down to my mom,
03:36who passed it down to Roger.
03:38Ugh.
03:39Naturally, I had to steal it from him.
03:40And when I did,
03:41I finally found out what the secret ingredient was.
03:45The secret ingredient was hate.
03:47Usually it's love,
03:48but great-grandma Gretel had some issues.
03:51With this recipe,
03:52I'm sure to win
03:53the Danville Meatloaf Festival.
03:55But just in case,
03:56I have the Rotteninator.
04:00With a quick blast of this,
04:01my competitors' meatloafs
04:02will be completely rotten.
04:04My victory is guaranteed.
04:06Oh, man, this is awesome.
04:08And that's not the half of it.
04:09We're gonna fill it with helium.
04:11Hey, Buford,
04:11we are going to float like little woodland pixies.
04:14You're never gonna let me live that down, are you?
04:16Okay, everybody, let's bounce.
04:18Wait a minute, honey.
04:34The next item up for bid
04:35is this lovely Mona Lisa reproduction
04:37made entirely out of recycled guitar picks
04:39from the Paisley Sideburn Brothers.
04:41Shall we start the bidding at $10?
04:43Um, excuse me?
04:44May I borrow these for a moment?
04:47Phineas and Ferb.
04:50Stacey, I'm gonna skip over
04:51my dramatic agonizing
04:52about whether I can resist
04:53the urge to bust my brothers,
04:54and I'm just gonna give you
04:56my $70, my auction paddle,
04:57and tell you to do the best you can
04:58to get that bobblehead.
04:59Oh, here.
05:02Seriously, who brings
05:03opera glasses to an auction?
05:05I'm at an auction?
05:22Talk to me, Stacey.
05:23How we doing?
05:24Okay, Candace,
05:24this is all the money you gave me,
05:26so this is my final bid.
05:27$70, do I hear $75?
05:29$70 going once,
05:31$70 going twice.
05:32No, wait,
05:32we've got $75.
05:34The weird guy in the back.
05:40Stacey, I found 37 cents.
05:42Raise the bid.
05:42Hello?
05:43Oh, stupid,
05:44non-waterproof cell phones.
05:49And with this garnish,
05:50I leave nothing to chance.
05:53The meatloaf is complete.
05:56Oh, here's the judges.
05:57I bet it's that guy's meatloaf.
06:01I rotted the trap?
06:02Oh, I should have never made that
06:04out of biodegradable material,
06:05stupid mother earth.
06:07But then I'll turn you rotten,
06:09and then you'll stop annoying me.
06:11Brushed cucumbers.
06:14Brushed pickles.
06:15This novel is so ribbing.
06:18Oh, what a rotten ending.
06:20Here's some refreshing milk.
06:21Ew, it's curdled.
06:22Well, I can fix that.
06:24Here's a spoon.
06:25Hey, we're over to Meatloaf Festival.
06:27Anybody else hungry?
06:29I don't know,
06:30still needs something.
06:32It needs paprika.
06:33Well, how much?
06:35Time to eat.
06:38Buford's pulling us down.
06:39How is that possible?
06:41He weighs no more down there
06:42than he did up here.
06:43It's probably best not to question.
06:47Oh, boy, Meatloaf on a stick.
06:49Let's go.
06:50You guys go ahead.
06:51I'll catch up with you.
06:51Okay, see you in a few.
06:53Buford, what are you up to?
06:54I got something I need to do.
06:58Hey, Shrimplex.
06:59I've got something for you.
07:02Hey, how's he getting tired of this?
07:04Oh, no, my Meatloaf!
07:07You know, I've noticed how often
07:08my innators hit things
07:10that I never intended them to hit.
07:12It's quite the...
07:14Bury the platypus.
07:15Give me that back.
07:17Oh, and you had to put it on puree, didn't you?
07:20Curse you, Bury the platypus!
07:22All right, Jamie.
07:23How about this booth?
07:24Ugh!
07:25Ew!
07:26This is rancid.
07:27I can't believe I'm saying this,
07:29but some kind of preservatives
07:30in this Meatloaf
07:31would have been a blessing.
07:33Wait a minute.
07:33Disqualified?
07:34No!
07:35It can't possibly be that bad.
07:37Let me try it.
07:38Mm.
07:39Mm.
07:41Yeah, someone's gonna have to
07:44call the paramedics, I think.
07:47Buford, I have never seen
07:48this side of you before.
07:49I am very proud.
07:51Yeah.
07:54I retract my former statement.
07:56Shall we be going?
07:57Yep.
07:59Phineas!
08:00Phineas again!
08:02Hi, Candace.
08:03Ew, what have you got all over you?
08:04A late entry.
08:05Okay, Mom, I've been dragged
08:06all over town by Phineas and Ferb's
08:08Mega Bounce House,
08:09which you'll probably never see.
08:10But the worst part is,
08:11I don't even get my
08:12tiny cowboy bobblehead.
08:14What you need is some
08:15award-winning Meatloaf.
08:16This is Nigel and Adrian.
08:17They're this year's Meatloaf Kings.
08:19Nigel and Adrian?
08:20You're a tiny cowboy!
08:22What are you doing here?
08:23Well, isn't it obvious?
08:24We're here for the Meatloaf.
08:26Music is great and all,
08:27but our one true passion
08:28is Meatloaf.
08:29Wait.
08:29Nigel and Adrian are...
08:31Are you sure?
08:32They're not tiny.
08:33And, come on,
08:34you're not even cowboys.
08:36Mom, you're embarrassing me!
08:38Candace,
08:38could we interest you
08:39in some of the world's
08:40greatest meatloaf?
08:41Oh, don't mind if I do.
08:43Is it vegetarian?
08:44It's got meat,
08:45actually,
08:46in the name.
08:48Just kidding!
08:49Hum!
08:54Ground beef and breadcrumbs,
08:56some onions and an egg.
08:59My mouth is watering,
09:01so please don't make me beg.
09:04I know everybody's got their taste
09:07and that's just fine.
09:09But if you say that you don't like it,
09:12then you've never tasted mine.
09:14I'm talking about Meatloaf.
09:18Meatloaf.
09:20So moist and savoury,
09:23it's beef that's shaped like bread.
09:25Don't know what that aroma's doing in my head.
09:31Whatever we don't eat,
09:33we'll just greedily put away.
09:36But never fear my meatloaf.
09:39We'll eat again someday.
09:40I'm talking about Meatloaf.
09:44I'm a Meatloaf lover.
09:47I've got a brother, yeah.
09:50Don't need no other.
09:52Talking about Meatloaf.
09:54Meatloaf.
09:56Meatloaf lover.
09:57Want you from the inside
10:00like it's made by your mother.
10:02Talking about Meatloaf.
10:05Meatloaf, yeah.
10:07We're talking about Meatloaf.
10:10Meatloaf, yeah.
10:13We're talking about Meatloaf.
10:16Meatloaf, yeah.
10:19I really shouldn't have eaten that.
10:22Wait, is that Tiny Cowboy?
10:26It's a bummer.
10:28We're talking about Meatloaf.
10:30Meatloaf, Meatloaf lover.
10:34Want you from the inside
10:36like it's made by your mother.
10:38We're talking about Meatloaf.
10:41Meatloaf, yeah.
10:43We're talking about Meatloaf.
10:46Meatloaf, yeah.
10:49We're talking about Meatloaf.
10:52Meatloaf, yeah.
10:55Meatloaf, yeah.
10:56Meatloaf, yeah.
10:56Meatloaf, yeah.
10:56Meatloaf, yeah.
10:57Meatloaf, yeah.
10:58You