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00:00So you and Stacey are going to a rock and roll memorabilia auction?
00:03Well, yeah. They're going to be auctioning off one of the original tiny cowboy bobbleheads, the lefty one.
00:07So I guess I won't be seeing you at the annual Danville Meatloaf Festival.
00:10No, what's a meatloaf festival?
00:12Oh, that's right. You were away at camp last summer when I won this.
00:14Meatloaf queen? Wow, that's pretty fancy.
00:17And because my meatloaf was voted best at the festival last year, I have the honor of being one of
00:21the judges this year.
00:22So you have the honor of eating other people's meatloaf all day?
00:25Yeah, I'm living the dream.
00:29What happened?
00:29We were just at the bounce house down at the Meatloaf Festival, and I was there, you know, having a
00:34good time, and suddenly...
00:38Later!
00:39I'm so mad!
00:40I'm so mad!
00:40I'm so mad!
00:41Dude, gotta go!
00:43And even though it was funny, I still kind of wished that the bounce house was still there.
00:46You know, for the little kids.
00:48Buford's right.
00:48I am?
00:49Even though they're made for little kids, there's something about a bounce house that you can't resist.
00:53What if bounce houses were made for bigger kids?
00:55Hey!
00:55Slightly bigger kids.
00:57And what if they just happen to be totally amazing?
00:59I stand before you today, and I hereby declare that...
01:02That...
01:02Uh...
01:03Little help, verb?
01:05That nobody has yet done justice to the bounce house concept.
01:08And that it is up to us to show the world what a bounce house can truly be.
01:11For if not us, then who?
01:13If not now, when?
01:14And if not when, then...
01:15Something else!
01:16Gentlemen, I know what we are going to do today.
01:18But first, answer me this.
01:21Where's Perry?
01:22No, seriously, where is he?
01:24I don't...
01:24I haven't seen him.
01:25Morning, Agent P.
01:25We've recently found surveillance footage of Doofenshmirtz buying fresh produce.
01:29We've concluded there are two possibilities.
01:31Either he's up to something sinister that is food-related,
01:33or he's cooking dinner because he's got a beautiful woman coming over and he wants to...
01:36Never mind, it's obviously the first thing.
01:43Very impressive!
01:44Just a little bit more, Ferb.
01:50That's about right.
01:52Wow, Jamie Oliver.
01:54I can't believe we've got one of England's most famous chefs for our little meatloaf festival.
01:57Brilliant! It's a pleasure to be here.
01:59Yes, this year we've expanded our venue.
02:00We have 29 varieties of meatloaf-flavored ice cream,
02:03as well as various meatloaf-themed attractions and rides.
02:06So what exactly is meatloaf?
02:07Oh, it's made of meat, it's got bread, and onions.
02:11Ah, so it's a beverage.
02:12Well, no, but it's sort of like shepherd's pie,
02:15except there's no potatoes or vegetables,
02:16and it's, you know, in the shape of a loaf.
02:18You put pepper in it?
02:19If you want.
02:20Oh, meatloaf!
02:30Ha ha ha!
02:31Welcome, Perry the Platypus.
02:33I never thought you'd fall for the old
02:34distract Perry the Platypus with a weird bird trap.
02:37I gotta say, though, it's quite an ugly bird.
02:39And now for something a little more confining.
02:42You like it?
02:43It's biodegradable.
02:44A biodegradable trap.
02:45You know how everyone says,
02:46if you don't like meatloaf,
02:47it's probably because you haven't tasted my meatloaf?
02:50Well, it's true, because mine really is the best.
02:53In fact, I come from a long line of great meatloaf chefs.
02:55The recipe was first created by my great-grandmother,
02:57Gretel Doofenshmirtz,
02:58who passed it down to my grandpa,
03:00Jose Doofenshmirtz.
03:01Weird story there.
03:02Then he passed it down to my mom,
03:04who passed it down to Roger.
03:06Ugh.
03:06Naturally, I had to steal it from him.
03:08And when I did,
03:09I finally found out what the secret ingredient was.
03:11The secret ingredient was hate.
03:14Usually it's love,
03:14but great-grandma Gretel had some issues.
03:16With this recipe,
03:17I'm sure to win
03:18the Danville Meatloaf Festival.
03:20But just in case,
03:21I have the Rotteninator.
03:24With a quick blast at this,
03:25my competitors' meatloafs
03:26will be completely rotten.
03:28My victory is guaranteed.
03:30Oh, man, this is awesome.
03:31And that's not the half of it.
03:32We're going to fill it with helium.
03:33Gretel, you heard we are going to float
03:35like little woodland pixies.
03:36You're never going to let me live that town, are you?
03:38Okay, everybody, let's bounce.
03:39Way ahead.
03:53The next item up for bid
03:54is this lovely Mona Lisa reproduction
03:56made entirely out of recycled guitar picks
03:57from the Paisley Sideburn brothers.
03:59Shall we start the bidding at $10?
04:00Um, excuse me.
04:01May I borrow these for a moment?
04:04Phineas and Ferb.
04:06Stacy, I'm going to skip over
04:08my dramatic agonizing
04:08about whether I can resist the urge
04:10to bust my brothers,
04:10and I'm just going to give you
04:11my $70 and my auction paddle
04:13and tell you to do the best you can
04:14to get that bobblehead.
04:15Oh, here.
04:17Seriously, who brings opera glasses
04:18to an auction?
04:19I'm at an auction?
04:34Talk to me, Stacy.
04:35How are we doing?
04:35Okay, Candace,
04:36this is all the money you gave me,
04:37so this is my final bid.
04:38$70.
04:39Do I hear $75?
04:40$70.
04:41Going once,
04:41$70.
04:41Going twice.
04:42No, wait.
04:43We've got $75.
04:49Stacy, I found $0.37.
04:50Raise the bid.
04:51Hello?
04:52Oh, stupid non-waterproof cell phones.
04:56And with this garnish,
04:58I leave nothing to chance.
05:00The meatloaf is complete.
05:02Oh, it's the judges.
05:03I better zap that guy's meatloaf.
05:06I rotted the trap?
05:08Oh, I should have never made that
05:09out of biodegradable material,
05:10stupid mother earth.
05:12But that'll turn you rot.
05:13And that'll stop annoying you.
05:15Fresh cucumbers.
05:17Fresh pickles.
05:19This novel is so ribby.
05:21What a rotten ending.
05:23Here's some refreshing milk.
05:24Ew, it's curdled.
05:25Well, I can fix that.
05:26Here's a spoon.
05:27Hey, we're over to the meatloaf festival.
05:29Anybody else hungry?
05:30I don't know.
05:31Still needs something.
05:33It needs paprika.
05:34Well, how much?
05:35Time to eat.
05:38Buford's pulling us down.
05:39How is that possible?
05:40He weighs no more down there
05:42than he did up here.
05:42It's probably best not to question.
05:46Oh, boy.
05:47Meatloaf on a stick.
05:47Let's go.
05:48You guys go ahead.
05:49I'll catch up with you.
05:50Okay.
05:50See you in a few.
05:51Buford, what are you up to?
05:52I got something I need to do.
05:55Hey, shrimplets.
05:56I've got something for you.
05:58Hey, how are you getting tired of this?
06:00Hold on.
06:01Oh, no, my meatloaf.
06:03You know, I've noticed how often my innators hit things that I never intended them to hit.
06:07It's...
06:07Why not?
06:09Bury the platypus.
06:10Give me that back.
06:11Ah!
06:12Oh, you had to put it on puree, didn't you?
06:14Curse you, bury the platypus.
06:16All right, Jamie.
06:16How about this booth?
06:17Ew.
06:18Ew.
06:19This is rancid.
06:19I can't believe I'm saying this, but some kind of preservatives in this meatloaf would
06:23have been a blessing.
06:24Wait, I'm going to disqualify.
06:26Oh, it can't possibly be that bad.
06:28Let me try it.
06:32Yeah, someone's going to have to call the pair of merits, I think.
06:36Buford, I have never seen this side of you before.
06:39I am very proud.
06:40Yeah.
06:42I retract my former statement.
06:44Shall we be going?
06:45Yeah.
06:46Buford!
06:47Buford again!
06:49Hi, Candace.
06:50Ew, what have you got all over you?
06:51A late entry.
06:52Okay, Mom, I've been dragged all over town by Phineas and Ferb's Mega Bounce House, which
06:55you'll probably never see, but the worst part is, I didn't even get my tiny cowboy
06:59bobblehead.
06:59What you need is some award-winning meatloaf.
07:01This is Nigel and Adrian.
07:02They're this year's meatloaf kings.
07:04Nigel and Adrian?
07:05You're a tiny cowboy!
07:06What are you doing here?
07:07Well, it's net obvious.
07:08We're here for the meatloaf.
07:09Music is great and all, but our one true passion is meatloaf.
07:12Wait.
07:13Nigel and Adrian are...
07:14Are you sure?
07:15They're not tiny.
07:16And, come on.
07:16You're not even cowboys.
07:18Mom, you're embarrassing me!
07:19Candace, could we interest you in some of the world's greatest meatloaf?
07:22Oh, don't mind if I do.
07:24Is it vegetarian?
07:25It's got meat, actually, in the name.
07:28Just kidding!
07:33Ground beef and breadcrumbs, some onions and an egg.
07:38My mouth is watering, so please don't make me beg.
07:41I know everybody's got their taste, and that's just fine.
07:46But if you say that you don't like it, then you've never tasted mine.
07:50I'm talking about meatloaf.
07:54Meatloaf.
07:56So moist and savory, it's beef that's shaped like bread.
08:00Don't know what that aroma's doing in my head.
08:05Whatever we don't eat, we'll discreetly put away.
08:09But never fear my meatloaf.
08:11We'll eat again someday.
08:13I'm talking about meatloaf.
08:15I'm a meatloaf lover.
08:18I'll tell a brother, yeah.
08:21Don't eat no other.
08:22Talking about meatloaf.
08:24Meatloaf.
08:25Meatloaf lover.
08:27Want you from the inside like it's made by your mother.
08:31We're talking about meatloaf.
08:33Meatloaf, yeah.
08:35We're talking about meatloaf.
08:38Meatloaf, yeah.
08:40We're talking about meatloaf.
08:43Meatloaf, yeah.
08:46I really shouldn't have eaten that.
08:48Wait, is that Tiny Cowboy?
08:52We're talking about meatloaf.
08:54Meatloaf, meatloaf lover.
08:57Want you from the inside like it's made by your mother.
09:01We're talking about meatloaf.
09:03Meatloaf, yeah.
09:05We're talking about meatloaf.
09:08Meatloaf, yeah.
09:10We're talking about meatloaf.
09:13Meatloaf, yeah.