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00:15:13Ok, euh, à répondre à votre question, Nathalie,
00:15:18la board de directeurs était un peu concernant
00:15:21que nous n'avons pas un drôme ou un drôme d'un drôme.
00:15:25Nous n'avons pas un drôme d'un drôme d'un drôme d'un drôme.
00:15:27Oui, exactement.
00:15:29So, you know, I tried to remind them that when I invented stummies...
00:15:33Oh, stummies, yes, John. Thank God that you did.
00:15:36You know, it took both time and effort.
00:15:38Uh, but unfortunately the board takes a narrow view.
00:15:43And in their own narrow way, they think that the company is losing money.
00:15:46Which, in fact, we are, but again, I think this is the narrow view.
00:15:50Well, damn them, John. I mean, what the hell do they know?
00:15:53What do they know? Thank you.
00:15:54Well, they're insisting that we cut our research outlay by sixty percent.
00:16:01Of course I told them to fuck off.
00:16:03Good for you, Don.
00:16:05But then, out loud, I said I'd consider it.
00:16:09Of course, Don. Exactly the right thing to do. Play with them.
00:16:12So, where are we with that, Marv?
00:16:15With what, Don?
00:16:16Our restructuring plan.
00:16:19You mean the thing that you just mentioned just now?
00:16:22Yeah.
00:16:23Well, we're on top of that, Don.
00:16:26Good.
00:16:29Look, are we ever gonna get the big table in here,
00:16:31or do I have to go out and cut down that fucking tree myself?
00:16:34I'll get right on that, yeah?
00:16:35Yeah, please.
00:16:36Okay, number one.
00:16:40Open.
00:16:45Open.
00:16:49Open.
00:16:49No.
00:16:50It's been two weeks, and I don't feel any different.
00:16:53All I've done is gain eight pounds.
00:16:55Now, what's in this?
00:16:57Oh, a little of this and a little of that.
00:16:59Open.
00:16:59Sugar.
00:17:00Isn't it?
00:17:01I'm in the placebo group.
00:17:03Well, loose lips sink ships.
00:17:06Open.
00:17:06No.
00:17:07No.
00:17:07My face tells me it's sugar.
00:17:11Ow!
00:17:12Oh!
00:17:13Thank you.
00:17:14You're not allowed to do that to me.
00:17:26Yeah!
00:17:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:17:30Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:17:31Yeah!
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:32Hi!
00:17:33Oh!
00:17:33Hello!
00:17:34Doctor!
00:17:35Yeah!
00:17:35Oh!
00:17:35Oh!
00:17:36Oh!
00:17:36Oh!
00:17:37Oh!
00:17:38Oh!
00:17:40Yeah!
00:17:41Oh!
00:17:41How you feeling, 957?
00:17:44Pardon?
00:17:44How you feeling, Mrs. Hurticure?
00:17:46Excellent.
00:17:47Just a little dizzy.
00:17:50So it's safe to say you're not suffering
00:17:52from any mood swings or bouts of depression?
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:55No, no mood swings.
00:17:57I'm a little dizzy.
00:17:59And how's your appetite?
00:18:01Excellent.
00:18:02Oh, I am a little dizzy.
00:18:05Thank you.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:08Oh!
00:18:10Woo-hoo!
00:18:11Here we go again.
00:18:13Woo-hoo!
00:18:15This urine is great.
00:18:16And the liver function test came back completely clean.
00:18:19Totally clean.
00:18:20See, I told you.
00:18:21The goddamn drug works.
00:18:23Yes, I know that the early results have been,
00:18:27oh, favorable, I guess is the word.
00:18:30What?
00:18:30Oh, come on.
00:18:31Slow down, gang.
00:18:32Remember, we got lots more testing to do.
00:18:34Guys, maybe Chris is right.
00:18:38Dr. Cooper?
00:18:40Dr. Chris Cooper?
00:18:42Dr. Chris Cooper?
00:18:43Yes, sir?
00:18:44Could you spare five minutes, please?
00:18:53We're just gonna step upstairs for a moment, okay, Chris?
00:18:56The vultures are flying in today.
00:19:00There's a lot of shit going down.
00:19:02It's carnage.
00:19:04They're cutting all the fat.
00:19:19They're cutting all the fat.
00:19:32I can't keep my monkeys.
00:19:32I don't care what happens to me.
00:19:34But please, please let me keep my monkeys.
00:19:41What's going on?
00:19:43Nothing's going on, Chris.
00:19:48Look, this is just an informal chat.
00:19:50We were wondering what you were working on in your lab.
00:19:54Well, I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
00:20:01Right, and what's positive about that?
00:20:04Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
00:20:09Well, could it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
00:20:13This is a drug for the world to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
00:20:20Well, great.
00:20:22Thanks for stopping by.
00:20:26You just don't get it here.
00:20:31Hoo-hoo!
00:20:42Well, I've been working on a thing.
00:20:44It's, uh, sort of like stummies.
00:20:47Go on.
00:20:48I like what I hear so far.
00:20:50It's exactly like stummies.
00:20:53And the twist is?
00:20:55It's a much bigger pill.
00:20:57I like a lot.
00:20:59Is it ready for production?
00:21:00Yes, sir.
00:21:01It's ready to go.
00:21:02Yeah, but have there been any side effects?
00:21:04Yes, sir.
00:21:05A few side effects.
00:21:06Well, that's okay.
00:21:07As long as there's no flipper babies.
00:21:09Right, Don?
00:21:16Well, there have been a few flipper babies.
00:21:25It was only a couple of flipper babies.
00:21:33It was only a couple of flipper babies.
00:21:56There have been a lot of things.
00:21:58I think I have seen a couple of flipper babies.
00:22:08Just a little flipper.
00:22:12There have been a couple of flipper babies.
00:22:14With a lot of flipper babies.
00:22:14You're a형.
00:22:21So, how's your family?
00:22:24I don't really have a family per se, sir.
00:22:27Mm, mm.
00:22:29Uh, so, what are you working on?
00:22:32Well, as you know, I am working on a drug that will cure depression.
00:22:40Go on.
00:22:42Oh, I really don't have my notes with me.
00:22:48Apparently, I do have my notes with me.
00:22:51The results have been, uh, very positive.
00:22:55Is it ready?
00:22:57Oh, um, well, uh, um...
00:23:01Well, look, if it's not ready, uh...
00:23:04Well, it's not that it isn't ready, sir.
00:23:06It's just that we have so much more testing to do.
00:23:08Dr. Cooper, is it ready or not?
00:23:27Dr. Cooper?
00:23:32I've got great news!
00:23:33They're going ahead with a drug!
00:23:34What?
00:23:36Lots of things in the lab to do, lots of things to do.
00:23:39But, Chris, you said there was much more testing to do.
00:23:41Well, people say things.
00:23:46Mm, fascinating!
00:23:48Uh, Chris, isn't it a little early in the research space to be releasing a new drug?
00:23:54Well, Simon, we can't be too by the bookie about this testing thing.
00:23:59That's better.
00:24:00Besides, Baxter here said the drug worked, and we all trust Baxter, don't we?
00:24:05It's just that...
00:24:06Alice, are you saying that you don't trust Baxter?
00:24:11No, I...
00:24:12Chris!
00:24:14What gives?
00:24:14Yeah!
00:24:16They were going to close out our lab if we didn't come up with a drug.
00:24:19Oh!
00:24:21Oh!
00:24:22Come on!
00:24:23We might be releasing the most effective antidepressant ever!
00:24:26Well, it is a good drug.
00:24:28Yeah, but...
00:24:29I?
00:24:30Yeah!
00:24:30Come on, let's celebrate!
00:24:39Okay, who wants another drink?
00:24:41Chris?
00:24:43Another drink?
00:24:44Alice?
00:24:45Alice, you're in?
00:24:46Another one?
00:24:47Mm-hmm.
00:24:47Baxter?
00:24:48Yep.
00:24:48One more?
00:24:49Chris?
00:24:50Got you.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:52All right, wait.
00:24:53Chris?
00:24:54Another?
00:24:55Good.
00:24:55Good boy.
00:24:56Chris?
00:24:56Chris, you're in?
00:24:57Come on, Alice.
00:24:58Alice!
00:24:59Come on, another drink?
00:25:00Right?
00:25:01You're not sure?
00:25:02Come on.
00:25:02Come on.
00:25:03Okay.
00:25:04All right, Alice, everyone.
00:25:05And, uh, Chris, you're having a drink?
00:25:07All right.
00:25:12All right, all right, hang on.
00:25:14Baxter?
00:25:21Hey, hey, look!
00:25:24I'm an elephant rider!
00:25:26Huh?
00:25:27You like that?
00:25:32You know, my father suffered from depression.
00:25:36Chris.
00:25:38Chris.
00:25:39I never knew that, Chris.
00:25:43Yep.
00:25:56Hello, son.
00:26:00Did you clean the house while your old man was at work today?
00:26:03Yep.
00:26:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:05Good, good, good, good, good.
00:26:06Did you clean under the fridge?
00:26:08Yep.
00:26:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:13What about the gun?
00:26:15Did you give the gun a good cleaning?
00:26:18Yep.
00:26:19Good boy.
00:26:33Good boy.
00:26:48Good boy.
00:26:52Holy mother, my foot!
00:26:56Ow!
00:26:57My other foot!
00:26:59Two hours later, he hit a vital organ and died
00:27:04I never knew that, Chris
00:27:11No, this is wrong, we're scientists
00:27:15Okay
00:27:16Okay
00:27:18Okay
00:27:19No
00:27:20Okay
00:27:22Okay
00:27:24Excuse me, is this the film?
00:27:27No
00:27:31Okay
00:27:45Chris
00:27:48Could you spare five minutes?
00:27:53Okay
00:28:01But respectfully, shut the fuck up
00:28:11You're not a plate of croissants
00:28:16No, I'm not
00:28:18Well then, can you get me something to eat before I chew my fucking hand off?
00:28:23No, no, no, no, this is Dr. Chris Cooper, he's the inventor of the drug
00:28:29Thank you for inventing a marvelous drug
00:28:32This is Cisco, he's the head of marketing
00:28:35Look, we were just having a little jam session and we wondered what your thoughts were on orange
00:28:45For what?
00:28:46The color of the drug
00:28:48Duh
00:28:51Oh, oh, well, the actual color of the drug in its non-synthesized state is kind of a bluish hue
00:28:59Great, so orange it is then?
00:29:02Terrific
00:29:03Yeah, okay, yeah, I think that's good
00:29:07Can we get back to work?
00:29:16Chris, oh, Chris
00:29:18It's all happening so fast
00:29:22Okay, I won't call for a week
00:29:25What?
00:29:26I understand
00:29:28Oh, good
00:29:32I, I'm, I'm, I, I
00:29:36Is something wrong?
00:29:39What?
00:29:40No
00:29:43Oh, sorry
00:29:45Oh, hi
00:29:46Are you all right?
00:29:47Oh, I'm fine
00:29:48I'm fine, I needed the exercise
00:29:51Oh
00:29:53Dr. Cooper
00:29:55Dr. Chris Cooper
00:29:57I was actually coming to see you
00:29:59Do you remember me?
00:30:01Hmm?
00:30:02Hmm?
00:30:03Of course, you're 957
00:30:05Dr. Cooper, because of you and your marvelous drug
00:30:09I'm out of the old folks' home and I'm on my own again
00:30:12I'm even working part-time
00:30:14As a nude art model
00:30:16Oh, doctor, I haven't felt this good since they said it's not malignant
00:30:21God bless you
00:30:23And your important work
00:30:25God bless
00:30:26Ha ha, bluish hue
00:30:34Ha ha ha ha ha
00:30:36Duh
00:30:42Okay
00:30:43I was driving around last night in my $62,000 car
00:30:46And I'm trying to think up a name for the drug
00:30:48And suddenly it hit me
00:30:50The name?
00:30:52No, a bird, it hit my windshield
00:30:55When that happened, I got depressed
00:30:57Not you, Cisco
00:30:59Yeah, even me
00:31:00But as soon as I got depressed, I got undepressed
00:31:03Cause as I was cleaning the gleaming guts of that bird off my windshield
00:31:06I thought of the name for the drug
00:31:08Gleamon X
00:31:12The slogan?
00:31:16Gleamon X makes it feel like it's 72 degrees in your head
00:31:20All the time
00:31:36The drug is approved
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