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00:00:30Merlot
00:00:30We love the Merlot
00:00:33You're the best, Rita
00:00:34You always have been
00:00:35Thank you
00:00:36All right, boys
00:00:37We've done this before
00:00:39Let's do it again
00:00:40Simple
00:00:42Easy
00:00:43By the book
00:00:44Meet back here in 20 minutes
00:01:11Let's do it again
00:01:37Holden University
00:01:38This was our territory
00:01:40And here we were
00:01:4248 days away from a diploma
00:01:45That would open doors
00:01:46For the rest of our lives
00:01:47We're one step closer
00:01:49To the American dream
00:01:52After today's scam
00:02:22Let's do it again
00:18:14Just finish writing whenever you...
00:18:16Time's up!
00:18:16Ok, that's it. Time's up.
00:18:18Close your books. Stop writing.
00:18:20Come forward with papers immediately.
00:18:23Everybody in the back?
00:18:25Everybody. All the way in the back.
00:18:27You!
00:18:28Yes, you.
00:18:29Little Red Riding Hood.
00:18:31Congratulations.
00:18:32You just got an F.
00:18:34Come on up.
00:18:35There's always one in every crowd.
00:18:37It doesn't believe me.
00:18:38It doesn't matter. You can stop writing, sir.
00:18:40I don't care if you have the cure for cancer.
00:18:41It's fruitless. You will not pass.
00:18:44Sir, congratulations.
00:18:46You have failed.
00:18:47Do you even know my name?
00:18:49No, I don't know your name.
00:18:51No, you don't.
00:18:58Hey!
00:19:00Hey!
00:19:01What's your name?
00:19:02What's your name?
00:19:03I've seen a lot of pornos in my day, man.
00:19:05It's like a trade secret.
00:19:06Next time you're jacking off, you sit in me in style.
00:19:08Don't you guys believe what you want, man?
00:19:10At least I get outside.
00:19:11Hey, please. You go through more tissues than a widow.
00:19:13What?
00:19:14What? It's true. You love it.
00:19:16Who's the one who just said I've seen a lot of pornos?
00:19:18All the time.
00:19:19Oh, my God. You are a rabid consumer of pornos.
00:19:21They have your name on file.
00:19:24Listen, you're the one who met.
00:19:25Hey!
00:19:25Hey, I'm nothing.
00:19:27Happy birthday, or whatever.
00:19:30What's up?
00:19:33How'd you do the test?
00:19:34Well, I fucked up the gravitational constant.
00:19:38Me, too.
00:19:40What's your name again?
00:19:45Tom Weaver.
00:19:46Listen, uh, can we help you with something, guy?
00:19:51Oh, my God. How's your leg?
00:19:53Obviously, he's a lot better now.
00:19:55Thanks for your concern.
00:19:57And if you're done trying to hide the baloney pony,
00:20:01we've got some stuff to eat.
00:20:08Happy birthday.
00:20:10Yeah, dude. Happy birthday, man.
00:20:11Third one this week.
00:20:12I know. I'm proud of you.
00:20:16Who's that guy?
00:20:18Just a busboy.
00:20:24Yo, yo, yo, bring it on!
00:20:30Yeah, just bring it on!
00:20:33Bitch!
00:20:35Yo, yo, yo, bring it on!
00:20:39Ooh, give it a seven!
00:20:42Hey!
00:20:43Hey, you guys are about to take the world to pay.
00:20:46Hey, you!
00:20:47I know what you did.
00:20:48I know what you did.
00:20:49I was there. I saw you.
00:20:50You're gonna get hurt.
00:20:51It's that tweaked busboy in the...
00:20:53I saw you. I know what you did.
00:20:54I know what you did.
00:20:55I was sitting right next to you.
00:20:55Remember me?
00:20:56Hey, hey, shorty.
00:20:57Hey, how's your leg feeling, buddy?
00:20:59God, you're playing awfully good for having a broken leg.
00:21:02Right, homeboy?
00:21:03I'm not kidding around, piatch.
00:21:11Okay, let's see the so-called proof.
00:21:14Whoa, I got the proof, and you were there, Dave.
00:21:17Dave Goodman, 5550122.
00:21:20Nothing.
00:21:21You know what? Keep it.
00:21:22I got plenty of copies.
00:21:23Of course, if this were to get out,
00:21:25you guys would probably be expelled.
00:21:27But do you really need a diploma?
00:21:29No.
00:21:29But, you know, if you wanted to go to a law school,
00:21:33for instance,
00:21:35that'd be pretty tough.
00:21:36Or be hired by a prestigious financial firm
00:21:39like a Stockton, Upright, and Falk.
00:21:42Hey, I'm into that firm.
00:21:44I know.
00:21:45I saw your name on the interview list.
00:21:46Good luck getting that job.
00:21:48They don't hire cheaters.
00:21:50Hey, hey, hey, wait.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:52Ethan, wait.
00:21:52Dave.
00:21:53Dave, come on.
00:21:54Let's go.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:56What do you want?
00:22:00I got a proposition for you.
00:22:02You're obviously amoral,
00:22:05but certainly clever in your ways.
00:22:07And you,
00:22:08you may have some
00:22:11people skills
00:22:12I may lack.
00:22:13What do you want?
00:22:14You want money,
00:22:14free dry cleaning,
00:22:15Euro pass?
00:22:16No, I don't.
00:22:17A Euro pass?
00:22:18No.
00:22:18No.
00:22:19No.
00:22:20No.
00:22:20I want you to
00:22:21get me a girl.
00:22:23A girl?
00:22:24This is college.
00:22:26Bag your own bitches.
00:22:27I'm sick of you.
00:22:27Angela's not a bitch.
00:22:29Angela's a beauty.
00:22:30Angela's not a bitch.
00:22:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:22:31I need to take it easy, man.
00:22:33Let's get off of me.
00:22:34I don't want this.
00:22:35Hey, hey, let him go.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:36Let him go.
00:22:37You're good.
00:22:37Yes.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:38Yes.
00:22:38Back away.
00:22:39Yes.
00:22:39Back away.
00:22:40I have copies.
00:22:41Okay.
00:22:41Not afraid to expel you.
00:22:43Hey, hey, relax.
00:22:45Just give me a day.
00:22:46I need to think about this, okay?
00:22:47This is a tough one,
00:22:48all right?
00:22:49Just give us,
00:22:49just give us the night.
00:22:54Ils n'ont pas été cool ethan. Je vis à Heiner Raker Hall.
00:22:57All right, cool. Nous allons trouver.
00:22:59All right?
00:23:05Je ne savais pas être blackmailé par cool ethan.
00:23:08Mais il a bien-être en femmes.
00:23:11Vous êtes fucking insane?
00:23:13C'est un major breach de sécurité, Dave.
00:23:15Chut.
00:23:16Il pourrait avoir été de l'école.
00:23:18Nous allons lui donner la fille.
00:23:21C'est un grand déjeuner.
00:23:21Je vais vous expliquer.
00:23:23Ma vieille carrière est une carte de carton avec des milliers de lieux.
00:23:28Et maintenant, c'est-à-dire à un grand déjeuner...
00:23:30...et un grand déjeuner...
00:23:31...un grand déjeuner avec un grand déjeuner.
00:23:33Je ne sais pas.
00:23:35Je suis venu à vous partout.
00:23:38Et bientôt, vous allez être de moi, n'est-ce pas ?
00:23:41Qui est-ce ?
00:23:43C'est la plus belle déjeuner dans le monde.
00:23:45Je suis là.
00:23:46Dans les centres, c'est la plus belle déjeuner dans les situations.
00:23:49Je vais te le faire france de la plus belle déjeuner dans lesquelles...
00:23:54...r'es ce que c'est ?
00:23:57C'est-à-dire que nous allons vous suivre.
00:23:58Je vais vous abonner à la chambre des richesses.
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00:29:57C'est super.
00:29:59C'est super.
00:30:01C'est super.
00:30:02Il est vraiment un homme bon.
00:30:03Oui, il est un homme bon.
00:30:04Oui, il est un homme bon.
00:30:07Il est vraiment bon.
00:30:08C'est un très beau, très beau house.
00:30:10Oh, merci.
00:30:11Tu es bien.
00:30:11Je veux décorrer.
00:30:13Oh, je vois ça.
00:30:14Et je fais mon gardien.
00:30:15Je fais mon gardien.
00:30:15Et des collages.
00:30:17Des collages.
00:30:18Et je fais des collages.
00:30:19Et je fais des collages.
00:30:20Tu fais des collages.
00:30:21C'est quoi ?
00:30:21J'ai fait des collages de la rue.
00:30:23Ah, dans le bas de la chaise, dans la chanson.
00:30:26Je fais des collages.
00:30:28Je fais des collages.
00:30:29Je fais des collages.
00:30:29Oh, onete.
00:30:30Oh s'il vous dit, plein d'innit.
00:30:36Tant bien Area Pour le gars a Spirit,
00:30:40sauf des collages.
00:30:43D'être dedication à fond.
00:30:48Il tombe pas de bourgel.
00:30:50Il faut compter ses besaraux.
00:30:51Il n'auré un findeud.
00:30:51Il m'a vu à peu Poker le genre dramatique.
00:30:51Une ballade de violence terre avant de dire leur propre plaisir.
00:30:53C'est Việt ?
00:55:09SOU-CUSSSYF
00:55:22C'est 2 p.m.
00:55:25Je veux qu'il faut qu'il y ait un peu de temps.
00:55:29Je ne veux pas qu'il y ait un peu.
00:55:30Tu vas à faire le faire le même de la main.
00:55:32C'est bien qu'il y a un petit peu de temps.
00:55:34Il y a un petit peu toujours.
00:55:35C'est bon.
00:55:37C'est bon.
00:55:39All right, Ethan, vous pouvez qu'il y ait une minute.
00:55:41S'il vous plaît.
00:55:47Sam.
00:55:47Oh, je m'en prie.
00:55:50Hey, yo.
00:56:03Wow.
00:56:13Love.
00:56:35Okay, I'm gonna fix your nose, and we're gonna have a little talk, okay?
00:56:41Okay.
00:56:43But it's not very man-like of me, is it?
00:56:46Ethan.
00:56:48It's a tiny cut.
00:56:49It's no big deal.
00:56:51You're right.
00:56:52It's just a cut on skin.
00:56:54You're so awesome.
00:56:55Your room is so awesome.
00:56:56Your phone is kick-ass.
00:56:58And you know what? I love you.
00:57:00Ethan.
00:57:00Hey, Angela.
00:57:05You and I are just friends.
00:57:08I have to make that clear to you because this cannot continue.
00:57:11You're still in this whole Dave thing.
00:57:15Ethan.
00:57:16Unbelievable.
00:57:17Ethan, it's not a Dave thing.
00:57:21I'm in love with him.
00:57:23Have you two been physical?
00:57:26You know what?
00:57:29That's it.
00:57:30What Dave and I do is none of your business, Ethan.
00:57:33I think it's time for you to leave.
00:57:34I was hoping he wouldn't take it this far.
00:57:37Damn it.
00:57:37Enough is enough.
00:57:39Quick, breathe this all out.
00:57:40I can't hear what he's saying.
00:57:41I prayed he wouldn't take it this far.
00:57:42God, I'm so scared for us right now.
00:57:44You know what?
00:57:44It's too late for this.
00:57:45You know?
00:57:46You've been duped by the worst kind of con man.
00:57:48Angela, when I fell in love with you, I knew I couldn't get you because you're so beautiful.
00:57:52So I paid Dave and his goons to get close to you.
00:57:54He put together a dossier of information which I studied every night.
00:57:58I do not believe what you're saying to me.
00:58:00How do you think I know your favorite animal is a monkey?
00:58:02Ethan, shut up.
00:58:04I told him.
00:58:04I said, Dave, stop.
00:58:05It's over.
00:58:06She is a lovely girl with a pure heart.
00:58:09Don't taint her with your octopus ink.
00:58:11Ethan, do you hear me?
00:58:12Something is wrong with you.
00:58:13What?
00:58:14Nothing's wrong with her.
00:58:15No, something's wrong with her.
00:58:17Bullshit.
00:58:17You know what?
00:58:17It's like, you know how he brags about the power grids?
00:58:19That's how he's gonna talk about you.
00:58:22You're just another thing for him to brag about.
00:58:25And I'm not the kind of guy who I guess would rub this kind of proof in your face.
00:58:35Angela?
00:58:36Angela!
00:58:39I'll take twice!
00:58:40Stop!
00:58:41Just listen to me!
00:58:42You deserve it, you asshole!
00:58:42I can explain everything!
00:58:43Ethan already explained everything!
00:58:44No, no, no, no.
00:58:44Don't listen to Ethan!
00:58:45The guy's a fucking psychotic!
00:58:46You are a fraud!
00:58:47You are a child!
00:58:48You are manipulative!
00:58:49And worst of all, you're a whore!
00:58:53I'm not a whore.
00:58:55You used me to make a hundred bucks.
00:58:58You used me to make a hundred bucks.
00:58:58Angela!
00:58:59I didn't do anything like that.
00:59:00You didn't.
00:59:01I didn't.
00:59:03I didn't do anything wrong.
00:59:12Why did you steal my email today?
00:59:17Angela.
00:59:24I came clean.
00:59:26And you should've stopped when I had...
00:59:27You told her I did it for money?
00:59:29Huh, you little freak?
00:59:30What the fuck are you doing here anyways, huh?
00:59:32I'm gonna ask you this right now,
00:59:34and I want you to answer me honestly.
00:59:39Did you...
00:59:40or did you not...
00:59:44seduce me because of some deal that you had with Ethan?
00:59:47Okay, no, no, no.
00:59:47She wasn't exactly like that.
00:59:49Dave, will you just answer yes or no?
00:59:51Please just answer me.
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56Oh, shit!
00:59:57Oh, shit!
00:59:59Oh, shit!
01:00:00Angela, you see?
01:00:01It's torture.
01:00:01He's violent!
01:00:02Fuck!
01:00:03Oh, my God.
01:00:04Just...
01:00:05Please, baby, please.
01:00:06Listen to me.
01:00:06Listen to me.
01:00:08This is not a good night.
01:00:09I'm gonna go disinfect it.
01:00:16Well, I don't know about the punch in the nose,
01:00:18but I think she kind of likes it.
01:00:19You don't love her.
01:00:21Oh.
01:00:23I do it her night.
01:00:28Hey, do you have a gun?
01:00:35Fuck!
01:00:40I want you to get this bad energy out!
01:00:43Ethan, I really don't feel like being touched right now, okay?
01:00:47Thanks.
01:00:48Well, then you need a jump start.
01:00:53Clear!
01:00:53Clear!
01:00:54Ethan.
01:00:55Clear!
01:00:56Ethan.
01:00:57Clear!
01:00:58Ethan, it's...
01:01:01It's been kind of a long night.
01:01:03I don't want to kick a dead horse here.
01:01:05But that Dave...
01:01:07He's a bad dude.
01:01:09You made the right decision.
01:01:11Thanks for being honest.
01:01:15No problem.
01:01:19I'm tired.
01:01:20I know.
01:01:21We do.
01:01:22Move over.
01:01:23Let's go to bed.
01:01:25Move over.
01:01:28How about you sleep on the couch?
01:01:32Okay.
01:01:34Shh.
01:01:34Be quiet.
01:01:35We're in my girlfriend's dorm.
01:01:39You wanna what?
01:01:41No, we shouldn't.
01:01:44Okay, but you be quiet, hair doll.
01:01:50Like that.
01:01:52No, I said to her, I said...
01:01:54I can't believe you guys.
01:01:57Oh, you can't believe us?
01:01:58You know what?
01:01:58I can't believe you, Dave.
01:02:00You betrayed our...
01:02:01That's the idea you betrayed you.
01:02:02I did not betray you.
01:02:03I did not betray anyone.
01:02:05But Dave, you said my name on that tape.
01:02:07What about that?
01:02:08You might as well just broadcast it to the whole campus.
01:02:12I mean, we can't do that to her.
01:02:14Listen to me.
01:02:15The guy is a stalker.
01:02:17I mean, Ethan, he's nuts.
01:02:18How was I supposed to know?
01:02:19You know what?
01:02:21Fuck you.
01:02:22All right?
01:02:23I'm the one who took care of it.
01:02:24You're out.
01:02:25I can't trust you anymore.
01:02:27You're out.
01:02:31Hooey, you sure did fuck up.
01:02:36Jeff, but you just...
01:02:38You didn't fuck up so much as you fucked up.
01:02:41You know what?
01:02:41You find somebody and it just feels right.
01:02:44It's like fate.
01:02:46It's like fate.
01:02:47It was my fate to meet her.
01:02:49But it wasn't your fate to be with her.
01:02:52Unfortunately, my friend, fate has a different plan for you.
01:02:57You will grow up, go out into the world.
01:03:00You'll forget all about the things that happened here.
01:03:03Ethan, Angela, the shit we pulled,
01:03:07those hookers that we thought were girls.
01:03:10and, you know, you're gonna go out there and no one,
01:03:14no one can shoot you down
01:03:17because a woman one time stepped on your heart
01:03:19and left a scar in its wake.
01:03:22That is your fate, Dave.
01:03:25Just as it is my fate
01:03:27to someday become Shoka.
01:03:31Ooh.
01:03:38Ooh.
01:03:39Ooh.
01:03:40Ooh.
01:03:42Ooh.
01:03:43I got a new life.
01:03:44You kidding me?
01:03:45I'm so proud of my life.
01:03:47How could I put a sign like baby?
01:03:50There goes Dave the Liar.
01:03:52I have his old girlfriend.
01:03:56Oh, Ethan.
01:03:57Oh, Cameron.
01:04:00Oh.
01:04:01Oh.
01:04:02Oh.
01:04:07Stone-hard reality, Dave.
01:04:09I asked you to stop.
01:04:11I saw the signs.
01:04:12Yeah, baby, eat this.
01:04:14Oh, Cameron.
01:04:15Take off my pants.
01:04:20Oh, now that's my mom!
01:04:21I saw the sign.
01:04:24I saw the sign.
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