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00:03:01Et ce n'est pas un garçon qui peut alterner la réalité, même pour l'accueil de la mort.
00:03:15Comme celui-ci, Henri Hart.
00:03:17Je veux dire, si vous avez besoin de l'aide, et le seul qui peut aider vous, est mort.
00:03:42Ok, back to our boy, Henri.
00:03:44He became Kid Danger, sidekick to Swellview's indestructible hero, Captain Man,
00:03:50whose real name was Ray Manchester.
00:03:54Now, if all of this seems highly irresponsible, that's because it was.
00:03:59But Henri loved that job.
00:04:02Being Kid Danger was everything to him.
00:04:05Henri and Ray kept their real identities a secret, and kept Swellview safe.
00:04:11But they had help along the way.
00:04:13They met a bizarre genius named Schwoz.
00:04:16Henri's best friends Jasper and Charlotte came along for the ride.
00:04:20Even Henri's little sister Piper got in on the act.
00:04:25But Jasper, he wanted more.
00:04:30He found an audio book that taught him how to fight while he sleeps, and also speak Spanish.
00:04:38Henri wanted more, too.
00:04:40He wanted out of Swellview.
00:04:42Luckily, a radioactive cannon blew up in his face.
00:04:46Yes, luckily.
00:04:47Because when he was ready to sacrifice himself by driving a blimp with a bomb into the side of a
00:04:52mountain,
00:04:52he found he could generate a protective force field whenever he wanted.
00:05:01He saved all of Swellview.
00:05:04And that bird.
00:05:13Everyone thought Kid Danger died.
00:05:16And Henri let them, because he was ready to be his own superhero instead of someone else's sidekick.
00:05:29Now, Henri and Jasper live here, fighting crime as a team.
00:05:36They're older.
00:05:38They're better at using their powers.
00:05:40And they're famous.
00:05:45Maybe a little too famous.
00:05:48Kid Danger may have died, but Henri Hart didn't.
00:05:52Henri's not dead.
00:05:54He'll be here soon.
00:05:56Trust me.
00:05:57Uh-huh.
00:06:00Detective Jones.
00:06:01Would I lie to one of Dystopia's finest?
00:06:04Absolutely.
00:06:06Fair point.
00:06:08Uh-huh.
00:06:08So where is he?
00:06:11He's busy with something.
00:06:38Look, I know Henri has his personal force field and all, but I am literally the best person
00:06:43in the world at sleep fighting while speaking Spanish.
00:06:46Which, by the way, means that if our friend shows up and Henri's not here, I'll take care of him.
00:06:53Our friend?
00:06:55Since when does Jasper Dunlop have friends?
00:06:58Piper?
00:06:58What are you doing in Dystopia?
00:07:00Schwoz?
00:07:00What?
00:07:01Hey.
00:07:02Hey, Jasper.
00:07:03What are you wearing?
00:07:04A kind of duster situation?
00:07:06It's not a duster.
00:07:07It's a coat.
00:07:07You look like a space cowboy.
00:07:09I'm not a cowboy.
00:07:09Nice to see you.
00:07:10I'm a superhero.
00:07:10Uh-huh.
00:07:11It's good to see you.
00:07:12Welcome to Dystopia.
00:07:13But please leave.
00:07:15But we came all the way from Swellview.
00:07:17Yeah, I'm on spring break.
00:07:19Decided to surprise my brother and his best friend.
00:07:22And then I remembered that Charlotte's actually at Harvard now.
00:07:24So, like Henri, we're stuck with you.
00:07:27All right.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29I'm kidding.
00:07:31What's your deal?
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:33You were Mr. Colby, the cute cop over there.
00:07:36Oh, but it's because I was flirting with her.
00:07:38Oh, that was not flirting.
00:07:41Let me help you out.
00:07:42What?
00:07:43Hey, yo.
00:07:44Detective Goodhair.
00:07:45My guy is into you.
00:07:46That's enough, guys.
00:07:47What do you say?
00:07:48Thumbs up or thumbs down?
00:07:49Enough of that.
00:07:49Enough of that.
00:07:50Enough of that.
00:07:50Enough of that.
00:07:50Enough of that.
00:07:50Enough of that.
00:07:51Enough of that.
00:07:59Enough of that.
00:08:01Henry?
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:02I heard you two are the hottest crime fighters in Dystopia right now.
00:08:05I heard Henry's your boss.
00:08:07He's not my boss.
00:08:08We're partners.
00:08:09In fact, he's signing an endorsement deal for us right now.
00:08:11Then why aren't you there?
00:08:12Yeah.
00:08:13Why aren't you there?
00:08:14All right.
00:08:14Trust me, guys.
00:08:15They didn't only want to see Henry.
00:08:17Henry!
00:08:18Henry!
00:08:19Henry!
00:08:20Henry!
00:08:22Henry!
00:08:23So, I'm kind of busy right now.
00:08:24What?
00:08:25Come on.
00:08:26Don't work.
00:08:27Don't work.
00:08:27Not tonight.
00:08:29Let's go get Henry and go see a show.
00:08:31Yes.
00:08:32That is a great idea.
00:08:33Okay, so I realize you two are kind of in tourist mode right now.
00:08:36What do you mean?
00:08:37Yeah, what's that supposed to mean?
00:08:37All the locals carry these maps.
00:08:38I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:08:39But a truck full of plutonium-239 is about to roll right down that street in five minutes,
00:08:44and something's going to attack him.
00:08:46You mean someone.
00:08:48Oh, I mean something.
00:08:49People here call it blackout.
00:08:50So, this blackout has beef with you and Henry?
00:08:53It's got beef with plutonium.
00:08:55What?
00:08:56What?
00:08:56Dystopia runs on nuclear power, so it buys fuel rods from other countries.
00:09:00And that delivery truck is going to go right past us.
00:09:03Blackout's plan?
00:09:04Destroy the plutonium fuel rods.
00:09:07Why does it want to destroy the fuel rods?
00:09:10No fuel.
00:09:11No power.
00:09:12No power.
00:09:12No lights.
00:09:13Only blackout.
00:09:16Henry!
00:09:17How's it feel to be the new spokesman for Bismarck?
00:09:19Henry!
00:09:19What's it like being the single hottest gunfighter in Dystopia?
00:09:25Where'd the lights go?
00:09:26I'm so sorry.
00:09:27Pull up, Henry.
00:09:34The power is out.
00:09:36So I can fix it.
00:09:38It's not a power problem.
00:09:43It's not a power problem.
00:09:49You promised not to work on vacation.
00:09:59Night-night.
00:10:27There's the city's fuel rods that Blackout wants to steal.
00:10:33Welcome to Dystopia, friends.
00:10:35Hey, don't you want to call Henry first?
00:10:47Come on!
00:10:53What's wrong?
00:10:54Afraid of the dark?
00:11:02What's wrong?
00:11:03Where's your boss?
00:11:05No tengo uno.
00:11:06Toma!
00:11:11Come mis pies!
00:11:24What's wrong with the dark?
00:11:26Ah!
00:11:26Ah!
00:11:27Ah!
00:11:28Ah!
00:11:29Ah!
00:11:30Ah!
00:11:31Ah!
00:11:34Ah!
00:11:35Ah!
00:11:37Ah!
00:11:37C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:12:22C'est bon.
00:12:37C'est cool.
00:12:38C'est cool.
00:12:38C'est cool.
00:12:38C'est cool.
00:12:38I'm good to see you.
00:12:39I can't believe it.
00:12:41You sure took your sweet time getting here.
00:12:42I'm here now.
00:12:43Oh, so it's not your fault.
00:12:44I see I'm now yelling at you.
00:12:46Also, it's not your fault.
00:12:46Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to take care of business.
00:12:53What are you doing?
00:12:54C'est bon.
00:12:55Vous avez déjà thank-vous.
00:12:57Il est donc là pour le commercial.
00:12:58Il est spécial pour moi.
00:13:00C'est 120000.
00:13:06J'ai bien passé.
00:13:10Oh, t'as fais un peu.
00:13:12On va ?
00:13:15À l'écouter des enfants.
00:13:22C'est parti.
00:13:23En part de notre deal avec Biz Watchers,
00:13:25je dois dire «business» chaque 45 secondes
00:13:27en train de faire des crimes.
00:13:28Je pense qu'ils écoutent tout ce que je dis.
00:13:31Je pense qu'il faut dire ça en anglais,
00:13:37mais on va trouver ça plus tard.
00:13:38Oh!
00:13:40Merci, merci.
00:13:41Merci d'avoir regardé.
00:13:42C'est parti.
00:13:56Oh, vous allez payer pour cette fenêtre,
00:13:59avec vos vies !
00:14:04Est-ce bien ?
00:14:05Sous-titrage ST' 501 ?
00:14:11Your fame has made you weak.
00:14:15Try that again.
00:14:38Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:15:05Yeah, yeah, we're good.
00:15:08Really?
00:15:11Uh, yes.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:19That's the act.
00:15:20Bro, you are blurred out.
00:15:22Yes, but it's just a ghosty in the background.
00:15:25I mean, my cat has more focus than you.
00:15:27You saw this at the signing?
00:15:29Uh, yeah, yeah, I saw that.
00:15:31And you didn't say anything to them when you did?
00:15:32I was gonna say something, okay, man?
00:15:33I had to come here.
00:15:34Hey, Jasper!
00:15:36Hey, Jonesy!
00:15:37Nice work out there.
00:15:39Uh...
00:15:39Can I get a picture?
00:15:41Uh, absolutely.
00:15:43Yeah.
00:15:43Thank you.
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:44All right, come on!
00:15:45Let's do it.
00:15:45Add in the background?
00:15:46Yeah, we gotta do it.
00:15:47We gotta do it.
00:15:47That's not good.
00:15:49There you go.
00:15:51Awesome, thanks.
00:15:52All right, guys, look great together.
00:15:55Thanks.
00:15:56Yeah, no problem.
00:16:00Are you mad?
00:16:00No.
00:16:01Why would I be mad?
00:16:02Aw, you seem mad.
00:16:04It's not like...
00:16:06It's not like I do half the work and you get all the credit.
00:16:11What, do you want a gold star?
00:16:12Henry, everyone thinks you're my boss.
00:16:14I do have more experience than you.
00:16:17I'll see you at home.
00:16:21Yeah, uh...
00:16:23I'm moving out.
00:16:29I was gonna tell you this later, but, um...
00:16:32Might as well just rip the bandage off.
00:16:35Um...
00:16:35Yeah, I want my own place.
00:16:37Why?
00:16:38You're never at our place anyways.
00:16:40Look, dude, we're not kids anymore, okay?
00:16:43I think it's best that we have our own space.
00:16:45Do our own thing.
00:16:48Are we still a team?
00:16:51Yo, you can come over whenever you want.
00:16:54That's not a yes.
00:16:55Hmm.
00:16:56Ooh, that's the biz watch guys.
00:16:58They need me ASAP.
00:17:00Have fun.
00:17:03Yes, better.
00:17:04Yes, better.
00:17:05Hey, uh...
00:17:07Yo, I'll get you a watch.
00:17:09Yes, better.
00:17:11Yes, better.
00:17:15Not cool, bro.
00:17:39Blackout.
00:17:41C'est parti.
00:18:11C'est parti.
00:18:24Want some advice?
00:18:27If it's decorating, then no.
00:18:32You shouldn't work alone!
00:18:41C'est parti.
00:18:44C'est parti.
00:18:50C'est parti.
00:19:16C'est parti.
00:19:16Five more minutes.
00:19:18Ray, she's my mom.
00:19:19I can't sit you.
00:19:24You look a lot older in person.
00:19:33What is this?
00:19:35Am I...
00:19:36Am I dead?
00:19:37Am I in heaven?
00:19:41Oh my God, I'm in hell.
00:19:42Oh, nah.
00:19:44You're just in Newtown.
00:19:46What?
00:19:47What's Newtown?
00:19:50Why am I dressed like this?
00:19:52What's...
00:19:53What's on my face?
00:19:54Who are you?
00:19:54I just brought you back from the dead.
00:19:57You're welcome.
00:19:58What?
00:19:59What's all the noise?
00:20:02Oh, get out of here, Gemma.
00:20:03Hey, how are you?
00:20:04You don't know me, and I don't know you, but I need you to get me home, okay?
00:20:07I don't know where I am.
00:20:07I don't know where I am.
00:20:08I don't know what's on my face.
00:20:10Sorry.
00:20:10Thank you.
00:20:11Get out of here, Gemma.
00:20:12Is that Kid Danger?
00:20:14Don't tell Mom or else I'll tell her you get up and play video games all night.
00:20:16And I'll tell Mom that I used her credit card to take a bus trip to Svalview.
00:20:20And I'll tell Mom that I used her good lipstick on the dog for her glamour shot.
00:20:23You wouldn't dare.
00:20:25Uh, I just served Kid Danger into her house.
00:20:27You don't even know what I'm capable of.
00:20:29Uh, I know you're not capable of keeping me quiet.
00:20:33You know what?
00:20:33Just don't tell Mom.
00:20:34She's got like three jobs now, and she doesn't eat this dress.
00:20:38Fine.
00:20:38I was never here.
00:20:53First of all, hello.
00:20:54Handshake.
00:20:55Let's keep it formal.
00:20:56Missy Martin.
00:20:56Kid Danger superfan.
00:20:57And I've written so many Kid Danger fan fictions.
00:20:59You're gonna really love it.
00:21:00How did I get here?
00:21:01Oh.
00:21:04With this baby.
00:21:06The reality altering device.
00:21:09Okay, what, uh, what does it do?
00:21:12It uses color confinement.
00:21:13Surprise.
00:21:13I opened the space between variants, messons, and who cares how it works.
00:21:16I just brought Kid Danger back from the dead.
00:21:18What's the afterlife like, by the way?
00:21:20Wait, actually, don't tell me.
00:21:21I want to be surprised.
00:21:22Oh, I wasn't dead.
00:21:25I'm sorry, what?
00:21:29I said I wasn't dead.
00:21:31Jess, you were.
00:21:32You died in a fiery blimp accident after you saved all of Swellview.
00:21:38Yeah, I did the whole saving Swellview thing, I just, I didn't actually die.
00:21:45I kinda, you know, well, I faked it.
00:21:51Changed my last name and disappeared.
00:21:53Oh, shut up!
00:21:54You've been alive this whole time?
00:21:56I mean, yeah.
00:21:59Do you have any idea how traumatized we were by your death?
00:22:01Uh, well, I'm sorry, okay?
00:22:10I wanted to move on with my life and protect my family.
00:22:15Which is a lot easier if all your enemies think you're dead.
00:22:17Well, all your fans thought you were dead, too.
00:22:20Yeah, well, good news.
00:22:23I'm still alive.
00:22:26Did you really help me find a dinosaur?
00:22:30Oh, where have you been?
00:22:31Fighting crime and dystopia.
00:22:33No, wait, dystopia?
00:22:34That's amazing!
00:22:35Wait, what the gun's just dystopia?
00:22:36Uh, it's like an island in the Pacific Ocean.
00:22:39Oh my gosh, are Jasper and Charlotte there, too?
00:22:42How do you know about Jasper and Charlotte?
00:22:44Well, I figured out your secret identity.
00:22:50What?!
00:22:52Uh, how, how, uh, how do you, how do you know that?
00:22:56Your eye mask covered less than a pair of sunglasses.
00:22:59I'm honestly shocked nobody else figured it out.
00:23:02Yeah, well, Swellview's not exactly the smartest town in America.
00:23:05What am I doing here?!
00:23:08I brought you here so that we could fight crime together.
00:23:13And, bro, there is so much crime in U-Town, you don't even know.
00:23:20Most days, Gemma and I barely make it home from school.
00:23:23Go, go, go, go.
00:23:25Go, go, go, go.
00:23:42I'm like kissing your head or a towel with thunder, I'm curious.
00:23:48Dang it, Gemma.
00:23:50Come on.
00:23:52I made it smart.
00:23:57Hello, none of you could have helped us?
00:23:59All right, all right, that's why you don't come down here.
00:24:03But now you're here.
00:24:05So, time's up, creeps.
00:24:07Kid Danger's in Newtown.
00:24:11Yeah, I gotta get back to Dystopia.
00:24:14Wait, you don't wanna fight crime with me?
00:24:19Look, you seem like a nice girl, and I'm always happy to meet a fan, but...
00:24:26I'm sorta doing my own thing right now.
00:24:27And, also, you shouldn't use crazy devices to pull people out of their worlds without, you know, asking first.
00:24:37It's really not cool.
00:24:39Again, thought you were dead.
00:24:41Never thought you'd lie to all your fans, but...
00:24:44I mean, it's whatever.
00:24:46If you wanna go back, I'll send you back.
00:24:47I'd like that, thank you.
00:24:53Also, I didn't lie about being dead, okay?
00:24:57I faked it.
00:24:59It's a big difference.
00:25:01Help! I'm being primed!
00:25:08Weird.
00:25:10I used the rad to zerp you into my regular life so that we could fight crime together, but...
00:25:16That guy looks exactly like Coach Craig.
00:25:19He's a character from one of my fan fictions.
00:25:24Huh.
00:25:26You gotta help her.
00:25:30There's a mailman, and some high school kids. They'll help her.
00:25:33Mailmen are famously non-violent, and we both know that high school kids are lazy and shiftless.
00:25:42Cool.
00:25:43You gotta do it.
00:25:45I gotta get back to dystopia.
00:25:47A superhero always answers the call.
00:25:52What? Who are you? Who talks like that?
00:25:56You do?
00:25:58After you defeated the beekeeper.
00:26:00Huh?
00:26:02Oh.
00:26:03I... I remember now.
00:26:05Me and Captain Man made a bet to see if you could come up with the cheesiest line in post
00:26:09-fight interviews.
00:26:11A superhero always answers the call.
00:26:14Oh, my God. Okay, you know what? I'll take care of it.
00:26:17I'll... I'll take care of, uh...
00:26:19Coach Craig.
00:26:19I'll take care of Coach Craig. Just this once, then you send me home.
00:26:22Yes! Fight of a kid danger, the two of us living the dream.
00:26:25No, no, no, no. I'm gonna do this myself.
00:26:27Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:29You have to take me with you. This is literally my dream come true.
00:26:34Do you have any work experience?
00:26:36Dude, I'm 12.
00:26:38Superpowers?
00:26:39Stealing stuff?
00:26:42Yeah, you should stay here.
00:26:43Wait, no, no, no. You didn't see how many guards I allowed to steal that thing. You know? It was
00:26:47impressive.
00:26:48Look, I, uh, kind of just got out of a crime-fighting relationship, so...
00:26:53I really just want to work alone. All right? Excuse me.
00:26:56What? Hey!
00:26:57Plus, he's just some roided-out gym teacher. Probably wouldn't even have to use my superpower.
00:27:05Don't want me to help?
00:27:07Nope. Just need my superpower.
00:27:08Okay, hear me out on this, but I think I'm one of my fan fictions.
00:27:12What makes you say that?
00:27:13I linked the Rad's protocol systems to mine, and I might have, like, logged in as an administrator instead of
00:27:19a guest.
00:27:19You've been working out.
00:27:20And also there was a lot of, like...
00:27:21I'm lost digits for you.
00:27:22Lightning and...
00:27:22No, that's cool. I don't need the bones in my face.
00:27:24Also, also, you're getting your butt kicked by one of my fictional characters.
00:27:27What's up?
00:27:28And you don't have your superpower.
00:27:30Yeah, I didn't quite follow that, but it's probably from all the brain swelling because the...
00:27:34You know, the punching.
00:27:36Brain swelling.
00:27:38You think you're pretty smart, huh?
00:27:42No, no. I actually think I'm pretty...
00:27:46Injured.
00:27:47I didn't know you had a superpower, so I never wrote it into my fan fictions.
00:27:52Oh, you didn't know about that?
00:27:54No.
00:27:54No.
00:27:55Now drop...
00:27:56And give me 20,000 push-ups.
00:27:59Get ugly.
00:28:02Now that's just taking it too far.
00:28:08One.
00:28:10Two.
00:28:12Three.
00:28:13Two thousand three hundred ninety-six.
00:28:16Two thousand three hundred ninety-seven.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:19Are you sure you don't want me to help you because there's another monster in this fan fiction?
00:28:25Who?
00:28:27Like an electric vampire.
00:28:30What's an electric vampire?
00:28:32I...
00:28:32Trust me, you don't want to know. We just gotta get out of here.
00:28:37Okay, fine. You can help me, but I seriously doubt you'll be able to do anything.
00:28:43Whoo!
00:28:46You distract him, I lower the boom.
00:28:48Am I the only one getting perfect team vibes right now?
00:28:51I'm getting exhausted vibes.
00:28:53And...
00:28:54Possibly broken rib vibes.
00:28:56Okay, so maybe next time I can distract him and you can lower the boom.
00:28:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:00I...
00:29:00I wanna go home.
00:29:02Alright?
00:29:02I want my superpowers back.
00:29:05I wanna go home.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:11Where's the...
00:29:11I'll send us back.
00:29:12Do the thing.
00:29:16Pretty.
00:29:27Is that my sister?
00:29:31No.
00:29:37Why are you dressed like that?
00:29:38Do you wanna get back to Zestopia?
00:29:39Leaving so soon, brother.
00:29:41Hit the button, hit the button!
00:29:50Crazy.
00:29:58Well, this isn't Zestopia.
00:30:01Yeah, I think it's...
00:30:04Shimmers!
00:30:05What?
00:30:05Shimmers!
00:30:07Shimmers?
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:08Like the nightclub.
00:30:09You like Frankini's nightclub?
00:30:11It's well of you.
00:30:13I think so.
00:30:21I got something to tell ya.
00:30:25Can you dig it?
00:30:26When love kicks you around.
00:30:29There's no need to be stressed, yeah.
00:30:32When you're in it, just gotta turn the phone up.
00:30:35So, uh...
00:30:37What was that back in Newtown?
00:30:38Is that my sister?
00:30:39Kind of.
00:30:43Why was she all vampire-y?
00:30:46Welcome to my secret to life.
00:30:50And it's not just my impeccable style.
00:30:53Smile.
00:30:54It doesn't cost a thing to smile.
00:30:58It can cure anything.
00:31:00Just smile while we're together.
00:31:04We all dance all night with pretty white light.
00:31:06And you can cry but don't stop smiling.
00:31:11Piper keeps me out of the official Kid Danger fake book fan group because she posted a pic and I
00:31:15said she looks tired.
00:31:18I got mad and I wrote a story where Piper's a vampire kidnapped my little sister.
00:31:21You and I have to rescue her before she turns the whole town to blood sucking monsters live forever.
00:31:25Wait, are you saying you made Piper a vampire in your story?
00:31:28Uh, yeah.
00:31:29She kicked me out of the Kid Danger fan club.
00:31:31Okay, yeah.
00:31:32Well, turning anger into art is cool and all but...
00:31:34That's what my therapist says.
00:31:35But why did that thing send us here to Shimmers?
00:31:40Piper.
00:31:42How is my sister in Swellview?
00:31:47She's supposed to be visiting me in Dystopia.
00:31:57What's wrong with the ride?
00:31:58Uh, nothing.
00:31:59No, you're hiding something.
00:32:00No, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna look.
00:32:01I think I'll just take a look.
00:32:02I think I'll just take a look.
00:32:03I think I'll just take a look.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Uh, okay.
00:32:06It says, uh, story mode locked.
00:32:13What does story mode lock mean?
00:32:19It could mean anything.
00:32:21Could it possibly mean that it's locked in story mode?
00:32:26How do we unlock it?
00:32:28I don't know, dude.
00:32:29I didn't build this thing.
00:32:29I just stole it.
00:32:31Like, you know what?
00:32:32Let me try something.
00:32:33I'm pretty sure it works.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:36Unlock the stupid ride!
00:32:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:43This isn't the real Shimmers, is it?
00:32:47Is it?
00:32:51Where are we?
00:32:52Well, remember how I told you that all my fan fictions got mixed into the rad?
00:32:57Well, something must have happened to it during your little fight with Coach Craig.
00:33:01Donc maintenant, l'écran n'étonne pas l'étonnement et nous devons être, comme,
00:33:06dans mes histoires.
00:33:09Ah, la bonne nouvelle, cette histoire est un banger.
00:33:12J'en ai fait mal pour toujours être mieux que Jemma.
00:33:15À quoi ?
00:33:17À tout.
00:33:18Elle vit dans mes histoires.
00:33:20Mais, dans cette histoire, vous n'êtes pas un super-héro,
00:33:23vous êtes juste un sidekick.
00:33:25C'est à Captain Man, oui.
00:33:28Où est-il ?
00:33:28C'est-à-dire qu'il peut trouver nous, peut-être qu'il peut nous faire de là.
00:33:31Non, non, non, je n'ai jamais écrit Captain Man dans mes histoires.
00:33:34C'était juste vous et moi.
00:33:36Oh, c'est-à-dire que vous et moi ?
00:33:37Ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou, ou.
00:33:45Qui ?
00:33:46Oh, c'est-à-dire un fun twist.
00:33:48Qui est-à-dire que je suis un sidekick ?
00:33:52Look, c'est-à-dire, c'est Captain Stache !
00:33:54Oh, mon Dieu, c'est Captain Stache !
00:34:02Si vous voulez que cette partie commence, vous simplement...
00:34:07...mustache.
00:34:08...
00:34:11...Jasper, vous avez été le sidekick...
00:34:14...de Jasper.
00:34:17Je l'ai fait la description de la histoire où vous êtes le sidekick et que votre best-jeu est
00:34:21le hero.
00:34:22C'est-à-dire très bien.
00:34:23Stand back, party people.
00:34:32Oh my God, he can fly!
00:34:34Yeah, flying's cool!
00:34:35I know, it's cool!
00:34:37It's like the coolest super power!
00:34:38Why do you think I'm always jumping in from rooftops
00:34:40so the enemy thinks I can...
00:34:41You know what? I gotta get out of here.
00:34:43I'm going home.
00:34:43We're going back to Sofia.
00:34:44Wait, wait, wait. You're not smiling.
00:34:46Why is that?
00:34:48Uh...
00:34:49It's because I'm upset.
00:34:50No worries. I got you.
00:34:52What?
00:34:53Frankini!
00:34:54No, no, I'm good.
00:34:55Frankini-teeni!
00:34:56My brother needs some gas in his goose.
00:34:58Clearly.
00:34:59Can we get a table, some tacos, and a slow jam?
00:35:02I'm... I think I'm gonna go.
00:35:03Can I say no to that beautiful face?
00:35:04I think I'm gonna go.
00:35:05Woo!
00:35:05Oh, yeah!
00:35:07Captain's dad!
00:35:10Um...
00:35:11Tables!
00:35:13Look out!
00:35:13You know what? I'm, uh...
00:35:14Woo!
00:35:15I got a thing.
00:35:16Tacos!
00:35:18Those look good, but I just, you know, I...
00:35:19I just...
00:35:20And...
00:35:20I just ate...
00:35:21A slow jam!
00:35:23Captain Stash, I approve!
00:35:28The little guy always feels better after we eat.
00:35:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:31Why are you talking to me like I'm a baby?
00:35:33I'm not a baby, okay?
00:35:34I'm a grown-up.
00:35:35And I got grown-up problems,
00:35:36and eating this taco isn't gonna make me feel better.
00:35:40Oh, my God. I feel so much better.
00:35:42Make room for Captain Stash.
00:35:47Oh, my God. I feel so much worse.
00:35:50Out of all your universes, that thing had to send us here?
00:35:52I mean...
00:35:53What-what does he mean, your universes?
00:35:56What's that doohickey on the table?
00:36:01You...
00:36:02You wanna tell him?
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:07So...
00:36:08I kinda wrote these stories where Henry and I fight crime together.
00:36:14And now we're stuck in my fan fictions.
00:36:16And I really wanna get back to dystopia.
00:36:20So...
00:36:20We're just figments of-of this girl's imagination?
00:36:24Am I the only one having an existential crisis right now?
00:36:27So you're saying there's another reality where I don't have a mustache?
00:36:34Anyway...
00:36:34While you were talking...
00:36:36I got an idea.
00:36:38We're in Swellview, right?
00:36:39I mean...
00:36:40Kind of?
00:36:41Indeed.
00:36:42Okay, so there's gotta be a Schwoz here.
00:36:44Schwoz can fix anything.
00:36:46So all we gotta do is find Schwoz, he can fix the rad...
00:36:49And we can get back to our realities.
00:36:51And you can write whatever stories you want.
00:36:53What is a Schwoz?
00:36:55He's the science genius who lives in the man cave.
00:36:59You mean the stash house?
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02Point is, he can fix anything.
00:37:03Okay?
00:37:05So...
00:37:07Where is he?
00:37:09I-I've never heard of a Schwoz.
00:37:11Me neither.
00:37:11Yeah, I never found out about anyone named Schwoz.
00:37:14Cute name and all, but I never put him into any of my stories.
00:37:17Uh, okay, now I'm having the next essential crisis.
00:37:20Rankinitini?
00:37:21Thanks.
00:37:21Okay, hang on, though.
00:37:22I didn't write about every single person at this party,
00:37:26but there's tons of people here.
00:37:28Right?
00:37:29Yeah.
00:37:30Yeah.
00:37:31Well, I'll bet the rad changes whatever I changed in my stories,
00:37:35and then fills in the rest of the blanks with reality.
00:37:39Hm.
00:37:40So...
00:37:40Wait, you're saying that there's gotta be a Schwoz somewhere in this universe?
00:37:45Might be.
00:37:50Schwoz!
00:37:55Schwoz!
00:37:57Schwoz!
00:38:04Schwoz!
00:38:06Whoa!
00:38:14Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:38:36I keep talking to you, I'm gonna get fired,
00:38:38and my probation officer's gonna throw me back in jail.
00:38:42You went to jail?
00:38:44Yeah, I stole a little plutonium.
00:38:47That stupid mustache guy and his sidekick caught me.
00:38:50Uh, oh, yeah, those... those guys are turds.
00:38:53Look, what's a plate scraper like you stealing plutonium for?
00:38:58Because plate scraper ain't all I can do in this world, all right?
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:02Yeah, maybe I'm not so stupid like my teachers thought, okay?
00:39:05Maybe I can build a more fuel-efficient nuclear reactor
00:39:08in my cousin's basement
00:39:09than any of your fancy Ivy League scientists.
00:39:12Even in Missy's fanfictions,
00:39:14you're still one of the smartest people ever, Schwoz.
00:39:16Yeah, Schwoz, dang right I am.
00:39:17Uh, language!
00:39:19Sorry, Frankini.
00:39:22Listen, um...
00:39:24I, uh...
00:39:24I need you to take a look at a device.
00:39:29What kind of device?
00:39:40Aren't you the guy I captured stealing plutonium?
00:39:47You want to go for round two, bud?
00:39:49This time without your sidekick, I...
00:39:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:51It's-it's cool, Captain Stash.
00:39:53He said that the guy who stole the plutonium
00:39:54was just his, uh, his-his twin brother.
00:39:58Ah!
00:39:59My apologies, law-abiding citizen.
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03All right, can you fix this thing?
00:40:04I really gotta get back to dystopia.
00:40:11No, no, no, I forgot Coach Crank was up at this one.
00:40:18I demand to know who made that piercing sound,
00:40:21which was so off-key.
00:40:24I did.
00:40:26Now drop and give me 900 push-ups!
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:34One.
00:40:36Two.
00:40:39Yes, it seems we have an unwelcome guest
00:40:42who I must-dash to leave.
00:40:46You had to make him fly.
00:40:48Yeah, okay.
00:40:49Just go out, Captain Stash.
00:40:50Uh, no, we got Rad, we got Schwoz,
00:40:53we're going home.
00:40:54I think he'll handle it on his own.
00:40:56He's got it.
00:40:56We require assistance.
00:40:58Has anybody seen my sidekick?
00:41:00Yeah, okay.
00:41:02You better change into your uniform.
00:41:08I figured in real life you had a cool way to transform.
00:41:13But, um, in my stories, you chug a can of soda and boom, sidekick.
00:41:18Wow, that's actually pretty close to how we act.
00:41:22Celery soda?
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Well, what is celery soda?
00:41:26A soda that tastes like celery?
00:41:28Oh, no.
00:41:29Okay, it's just cheap and my mom buys a lot of it, okay?
00:41:32Now, go.
00:41:33Captain Stash needs help.
00:41:34Go.
00:41:35Go.
00:41:36Go.
00:41:37Don't do this.
00:41:37Go.
00:41:38Don't do it.
00:41:38Okay, you want me to do it?
00:41:40Go.
00:41:40All right.
00:41:41Go.
00:41:42Go.
00:41:42Go.
00:41:42Go.
00:41:44Go.
00:41:44Go.
00:41:45Go.
00:41:45Go.
00:41:46Go.
00:41:47Go.
00:41:47Go.
00:41:48Go.
00:41:48Go.
00:41:49Go.
00:41:49Go.
00:41:49Go.
00:41:50Go.
00:41:51Go.
00:41:51Go.
00:41:51Go.
00:41:55Go.
00:42:00Do you hate me?
00:42:01Is that what it is?
00:42:02No, you're Lord Lolly, Captain Stash's wealthy, loyal sidekick.
00:42:06Hey, this is how rich people used to dress their kids.
00:42:10Uh, I want to go home.
00:42:11Well, you can't forget about your secret weapon, the lolly smacker.
00:42:14Well, I mean, you kind of have to.
00:42:16Thank you, though.
00:42:16I'm going to go.
00:42:17You're his sidekick.
00:42:17It's going to be a hard pass for me.
00:42:18It's going to be a no.
00:42:19Go help him.
00:42:20You've got to go help him.
00:42:21I know.
00:42:21You know, he's going to be.
00:42:22Do you hear that?
00:42:23I think he's doing all right.
00:42:24He's getting hurt.
00:42:25He's fine.
00:42:26A superhero always answers the call.
00:42:28Ah!
00:42:28Fine.
00:42:30Lord Lolly!
00:42:31I hate it when people use my words against me.
00:42:33Time to shave your stash.
00:42:44It may not be Christmas, but I'm about to deck your face with boughs of lolly.
00:42:54This, uh, this doesn't have any superpowers?
00:42:58That would have been a good idea.
00:43:00Just a regular lollipop?
00:43:02Oh, I wrote this when I was five.
00:43:11Hi.
00:43:25How are you doing?
00:43:43Oh, I think it.
00:43:47Why?
00:43:51What?
00:43:52What?
00:43:53You're lying.
00:43:54You're lying.
00:43:55I want candy
00:43:58I want candy
00:44:01Yeah!
00:44:04Yeah!
00:44:06Hey!
00:44:06Hey!
00:44:07Hey!
00:44:12Who wants a high five?
00:44:14Yeah!
00:44:19Perfect distraction technique, Lord Lawley.
00:44:23How do I get out of this thing?
00:44:24And don't tell me I gotta drink more celery soda.
00:44:27There should be another can in your tights.
00:44:32Yeah, I'm not doing that.
00:44:34I'm learning a lot from you!
00:44:57What's this?
00:44:58A gold star.
00:45:00Uh, I still have questions.
00:45:04Well, in this story, you have a hard time constantly living in Jasper's shadow.
00:45:10So, I started giving you gold stars after missions.
00:45:13You know, just to let you know that someone appreciates you.
00:45:24It's weird.
00:45:27What's weird?
00:45:31Well...
00:45:32Back in reality.
00:45:35Real reality.
00:45:39Jasper's always living in my shadow.
00:45:41Hmm.
00:45:43Hmm.
00:45:44Does anyone give Jasper gold stars?
00:45:48Nope.
00:45:50Yo!
00:45:51I think I got this thing figured out!
00:45:56Alright.
00:45:59Okay.
00:46:00So, basically, the only data that was on here when it got all busted was this chick's stories.
00:46:07Which essentially turned it into a closed system.
00:46:11So now you can only jump from story to story.
00:46:14Can you fix it?
00:46:15Let me ask you.
00:46:16Did there used to be like a crystal or something right there?
00:46:22It's showtime!
00:46:23No hiding in the kitchen during my next song.
00:46:26Everybody out!
00:46:27Can you just...
00:46:28Just give us a minute, okay?
00:46:29I don't have a minute.
00:46:30Look, we need to fix this thing, alright?
00:46:32We just...
00:46:32You can fix it when I'm done.
00:46:34We need to fix it now.
00:46:35I will not be upstaged by some boring little boombox.
00:46:39I'm not upstaging you, man.
00:46:40Just give it to me.
00:46:41You're a rabbit!
00:46:42I hate it when I was throwing it away!
00:46:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:46:46no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:02What is happening?
00:47:03I need us cartoon characters for this story.
00:47:06I...I wrote it right after I had dental surgery.
00:47:09Yeah, I haven't recovered from the medicine yet.
00:47:11Uh, Frankini's in this one.
00:47:12What?
00:47:14I don't want to be a cow.
00:47:17Hit the button.
00:47:25So, we back in Newtown?
00:47:27I think so.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:30Ah, why'd the thing bring him here, too?
00:47:32Because I'm fabulous and even the machine knows it.
00:47:34Because it takes whoever's touching it and whoever they're touching and whoever they're touching
00:47:38and whoever they're touching...
00:47:40Is this awful place?
00:47:42Oh, this is Newtown.
00:47:45Uh, that's actually my house.
00:47:48Huh.
00:47:48And it's...amazing.
00:47:52But what happened to my fabulous party?
00:47:54I told you not to hit the button.
00:47:56Actually, we just said no a lot.
00:47:58Well, someone hit it again.
00:47:59I want to go back to my party.
00:48:00Yeah, Schwoz was about to tell us how to fix it right.
00:48:02Let's go back.
00:48:03Oh, no, no.
00:48:03Just hit it.
00:48:04Just push the button right there.
00:48:05Just hit the button.
00:48:06Right there.
00:48:06Just hit the button.
00:48:07It's the one in the front.
00:48:07I don't think that's gonna...
00:48:09Just listen to me!
00:48:11I think when you hit the button, it just picks one of my stories at random and sends you there.
00:48:16You can't guarantee it'll send us back to your party.
00:48:18Well, it can't be worse than here.
00:48:19Really?
00:48:20Because one time I wrote a story where Kid Danger and I fight sharks in the Arctic Ocean.
00:48:25I wrote another about an awful place called the Gray Zone.
00:48:28You'd hate it.
00:48:29Honey?
00:48:30I was born in...
00:48:31No, she said the Gray Zone.
00:48:33Oh.
00:48:34Yes, well, that does sound awful.
00:48:36Listen here, Missy.
00:48:37Wait, how do you know her name?
00:48:39I don't know her name.
00:48:40I was being condescending and disrespectful.
00:48:42Now, I have no idea what the two of you are talking about.
00:48:44Schwoozes and sharks and stories.
00:48:46I can explain all...
00:48:48And I don't care to know.
00:48:51I'm off to find better lighting.
00:48:54You two, find a way to get me back to my party.
00:49:02But not too soon.
00:49:04I want them to miss me.
00:49:06I would also like to get back to that party, find Schwoz and get back to Dystopia.
00:49:09We've got bigger problems.
00:49:14Come on, I just beat that guy. How is he back?
00:49:16Actually, he's in a lot of my stories.
00:49:18Like this one.
00:49:19Where your vampire sister is gonna go into my house and kidnap my sister.
00:49:26I'm a doctor.
00:49:28I... I...
00:49:29Hey!
00:49:30Viper, what's going on?
00:49:34It's me.
00:49:35Your big bro?
00:49:38Why...
00:49:38Why are you looking at me like that?
00:49:45Slay the house down.
00:49:48You are a ho-vide.
00:49:50It's giving evil vampire realness.
00:49:53It's giving undead, majestic queen.
00:49:57It's giving hot girl barcoa.
00:49:59You can drink my blood any time.
00:50:02Don't look.
00:50:05Oh!
00:50:07Didn't actually mean that.
00:50:28Oh, kiddies.
00:50:31Care to join Bite Club?
00:50:35It's... to die for.
00:50:39This is not good.
00:50:40At least Frankini's not whining about his party anymore.
00:50:43That's what I mean.
00:50:44She twisted his mind.
00:50:46Now all he cares about is turning other people into vampires.
00:50:50Henry...
00:50:51Don't you want to bang out with us?
00:50:55Come out, come out.
00:50:58We're...
00:50:58Bloody fantastic.
00:51:01See?
00:51:02If they bite us, we'll turn into vampires.
00:51:04Our minds will change.
00:51:05And we'll never want to go back to the real world ever again.
00:51:09We'll be stuck in this reality.
00:51:11Forever.
00:51:12This is bad.
00:51:14I just need a second to think.
00:51:17Don't worry. I locked the door.
00:51:22Okay, now you should worry.
00:51:24Oh!
00:51:27Okay!
00:51:30Where does that contraption take you?
00:51:33Uh, like...
00:51:34Nowhere?
00:51:35Other worlds, kinda?
00:51:36Don't tell them that.
00:51:38Other worlds?
00:51:40To conquer?
00:51:41You'd hate them.
00:51:42You should probably stay here and not turn anybody else into vampires.
00:51:46You.
00:51:47Uh...
00:51:48No.
00:51:52Huh.
00:51:55I want that.
00:52:00Oh!
00:52:01Oh, that was close.
00:52:03Oh!
00:52:08So...
00:52:09Where are we?
00:52:11Um, I don't know yet.
00:52:13Uh...
00:52:14Well...
00:52:15At least we're safe.
00:52:16Henry, look out!
00:52:18Oh!
00:52:19Oh!
00:52:20Mother goose!
00:52:22Oh!
00:52:23Huh?
00:52:24The Mounties are back and they got weapons.
00:52:25Let's keep close to the barricades.
00:52:27What?
00:52:27The Mounties?
00:52:28Oh, God.
00:52:29It's the syrup wars.
00:52:31Why can't you write one where we chill on the couch?
00:52:33Because the couch wars would be boring.
00:52:35Not to me.
00:52:40Just walk away, eh?
00:52:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:52:42Just walk away and we will give you a safe passage, eh?
00:52:47Just walk away and we'll let you live!
00:52:49Just walk away and leave your liquid gold behind!
00:52:53Ah, s'il vous plaît!
00:52:54Yeah, please!
00:52:56Liquid gold?
00:52:57Maple syrup.
00:52:59In this story, a nuclear war has scorched the entire planet.
00:53:03The people left behind scrape out a brutal existence, scavenging for the leftovers of human civilization.
00:53:09That right there is the last bit of maple syrup left on Earth.
00:53:12We got it.
00:53:13The Canadian Mounties want it.
00:53:16Are any of your fan fictions not totally weird?
00:53:18Yeah, I'm gonna show this guy right here, huh?
00:53:20Nope.
00:53:20Shut your syrupy mouth down!
00:53:23Incoming!
00:53:26Oh, we're very sorry about that!
00:53:28Yeah, we're very sorry, eh?
00:53:30Yeah, right, we apologize for our use of violence, but us Mounties, we need syrup!
00:53:35Don't Mounties need horses?
00:53:38They all took off during the war because we ran out of syrup.
00:53:41We got plenty of fresh flapjacks out here, but we can't eat them without syrup.
00:53:44Eh?
00:53:45Just eat them dry!
00:53:47You eat them dry!
00:53:48No, you eat them dry!
00:53:50No, you eat them dry!
00:53:50That's so rude, eh?
00:53:51You wanna see what happens when I try to do that?
00:53:53You're rude.
00:53:53We don't have any syrup, eh?
00:53:55Well...
00:53:55Yeah!
00:53:56He doesn't like it!
00:53:57It's so dry, huh?
00:53:59Rub him in your mouth and cry like a bunch of babies.
00:54:03You eat them dry!
00:54:04No, you eat them dry!
00:54:05Let's just give him the syrup.
00:54:06No, you eat them dry!
00:54:07Then we can find Schwoz, he can fix the rad, and we can get back to reality.
00:54:11Because in this story, we're waiting for the big guy to come with a truck that can haul the syrup
00:54:15to California.
00:54:16We'll eat flapjacks with syrup for a week before the Earth crashes into the sun.
00:54:21I'm seriously worried about you.
00:54:24I'm in a much better place now.
00:54:26All right, guys.
00:54:27We're out of weapons and food, and those Mounties aren't going away without a fight.
00:54:31You guys in?
00:54:33Ooh!
00:54:34Watch out, Henry!
00:54:41Excuse me.
00:54:43Son of a bus driver!
00:54:47I'm in.
00:54:48Yep.
00:54:50Well, you guys are good friends.
00:54:52Yeah, well, we're actually not that good of friends in Dystopia, but I'm not going to leave them to the
00:54:55syrup-crazed Mounties, right?
00:54:58What's Dystopia?
00:54:58What do you mean we're not friends?
00:54:59And what's that thing underarm?
00:55:00And what do you mean we're not friends?
00:55:04Okay, this is going to sound crazy.
00:55:08So, if there is a Schwatz in this world, and if we can find him, then maybe he can help
00:55:13us fix our rad and get me and Henry back to where we belong.
00:55:17So, in this other world, there's probably a pretty good reason why we're not friends anymore, right?
00:55:23Like, I probably did something terrible, right?
00:55:28I kind of just got busy.
00:55:34You got busy?
00:55:36And famous.
00:55:38Ow!
00:55:40Not really any of my business, but all he seems to do is save your life over and over again,
00:55:44but you're just too busy and famous to be friends with him?
00:55:47Relax, okay? He hasn't saved my life as much back in Dystopia.
00:55:51What?
00:55:53Whatever, all right? You guys can go and find this Schwatz guy, get your thing fixed, and I'll fight the
00:55:59Mounties by myself.
00:56:00No.
00:56:02We stand here, and we fight.
00:56:16Sounds good.
00:56:19So, what's the plan? How do we keep them out until the big guy shows up?
00:56:26Maybe we don't keep them out. Maybe we let them in.
00:56:31Let them in?
00:56:34Okay, you're either going to love this plan, or think it's really dumb.
00:56:38Oh, yeah. Flipper, bud!
00:56:40Yeah, I like my medium rare, eh?
00:56:41Oh, yeah.
00:56:48It's a little burnt, eh?
00:56:49Well done, man.
00:56:51Oh, yeah.
00:56:54Oh, yeah, it's opening!
00:56:57Speed!
00:56:57Oh, yeah!
00:56:58Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:57:09They're going to where?
00:57:11This morning!
00:57:13Huh?
00:57:14Oh!
00:57:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:57:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:57:23Oh, yeah!
00:57:25Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:03:27C'est quoi ça ?
01:03:30J'espère que c'est la four de nous.
01:03:38Mais...
01:03:38Si ma chérie vous détendez...
01:03:40Oui, nous allons changer de vampires.
01:03:42Nous avons des mythes dans cette monde, aussi.
01:03:44Oui, mais...
01:03:45ces vampires sont réels.
01:03:48Ils changent votre corps et votre mind.
01:03:50Vous faites ce qu'elle veut.
01:03:53Vous n'avez pas de retour à la réalité.
01:03:55C'est pas juste ça.
01:03:57Si Van Piper takes us down,
01:03:58elle peut prendre le rad,
01:03:59faire Schwoz fixe-t-il,
01:04:01et aller à tous mes fan-fictions.
01:04:04C'est créé une armée de vampires.
01:04:07Et l'utilisation de la vraie.
01:04:13C'est bon.
01:04:16C'est parti à la fin de la monde avec vous, Henri.
01:04:21C'est génial !
01:04:23Ok, can we please...
01:04:24just fix this and get back to reality ?
01:04:31Oh, Hex, yeah.
01:04:32This sword's on board.
01:04:36I go to the end of the earth...
01:04:37We know.
01:04:37I'd fight an army...
01:04:38We know.
01:04:40We all know.
01:04:44Ok.
01:04:46Let's hope this works.
01:04:57Let's hope this works.
01:05:01Missy, hit the button.
01:05:03Are we riding a cow?
01:05:05It's a unicown.
01:05:07Ah.
01:05:08It makes more sense.
01:05:09It really doesn't.
01:05:10Now, please, hit the button.
01:05:15Oh.
01:05:16Whoa.
01:05:17I haven't seen that in a while.
01:05:19Heh.
01:05:20Yeah, it's been a minute.
01:05:22Oh.
01:05:23Looks good.
01:05:26Feels good.
01:05:28Uh...
01:05:29Just asking to ask.
01:05:31They're the ones we have to fight, yes?
01:05:34Those are the bad guys, yes.
01:05:43And they live by consuming the guts of small plastic versions of Henry.
01:05:51I think he's doing that to be disturbing.
01:05:53It's Valking.
01:05:57Let the girl inside.
01:05:59What about the rest?
01:06:03And them.
01:06:08Or invite them to the party.
01:06:23No, Chema!
01:06:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:24That's what they want.
01:06:27Alright, guys.
01:06:27What's game plan?
01:06:29Missy, Troas, you protect the ride.
01:06:30Jasper and I will get the crystal.
01:06:32Wait.
01:06:32I wanna come with you.
01:06:33No, we got this handled.
01:06:43Oh my God.
01:06:49Whoa!
01:06:50Ah...
01:06:52Juliet.
01:06:55Oh!
01:06:55Oh.
01:07:00Boop!
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01:07:56C'est moi !
01:08:01I know, but...
01:08:02I don't want you getting hurt.
01:08:03Neither do I.
01:08:04Where's your little sister?
01:08:06I don't know.
01:08:07Upstairs.
01:08:14Missy, no!
01:08:35You missed me.
01:08:56I don't want you to die.
01:09:05Gotcha.
01:09:18Ah, no cheese.
01:09:25It's a lot of walls, Missy.
01:09:47Airplugs, jerk.
01:09:52Socks to sock!
01:10:00Where's the rat?
01:10:14Did that hurt?
01:10:16Now you listen to me.
01:10:23Whoa.
01:10:25No!
01:10:27No!
01:10:27No!
01:10:28No!
01:10:29No!
01:10:31No!
01:10:34No!
01:10:42No!
01:10:44I need to go home now.
01:10:46I need to go home now.
01:11:13I need to go home now.
01:11:14Schwoz!
01:11:16Schwoz!
01:11:17Schwoz!
01:11:17Get ready!
01:11:39Schwoz!
01:11:40Get ready!
01:11:54Missy, I need to go home now.
01:11:58Missy, no!
01:12:02Missy, no!
01:12:03Missy, no!
01:12:07Missy, no!
01:12:13Missy, no!
01:12:17C'est parti !
01:12:19C'est parti !
01:12:21C'est parti !
01:12:21Je vais faire ça !
01:12:28Move, boys !
01:12:49C'est parti !
01:12:50Missy, c'est moi !
01:12:59J'ai besoin de ma vampire armée.
01:13:05Et c'est juste le début, brother.
01:13:24C'est parti !
01:13:27C'est parti !
01:13:30C'est parti !
01:13:35C'est parti !
01:13:46C'est parti !
01:14:04C'est parti !
01:14:05What the ?
01:14:06I'm telling mom !
01:14:10Oh.
01:14:11Ah!
01:14:11C'mon.
01:14:13This hurts.
01:14:19I get it.
01:14:20Fine !
01:14:21I was never here.
01:14:23Oh ...
01:14:54Clifford talent! Clifford talent! Clifford talent! Clifford talent! Clifford talent!
01:14:58I'm here!
01:15:01Play the music!
01:15:04Welcome to my secret to life
01:15:08And it's not mysteriously disappearing so that everyone misses you
01:15:11But that helps!
01:15:12Ding!
01:15:13Smile!
01:15:28Ding!
01:15:34Let's go!
01:15:38Ding!
01:16:07Sous-titrage MFP.
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01:17:15Sous-titrage MFP.
01:17:19Sous-titrage MFP.
01:17:37Back for more!
01:18:08Sous-titrage MFP.
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01:18:29Sous-titrage MFP.
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01:18:47Sous-titrage MFP.
01:19:30Sous-titrage MFP.
01:19:33Sous-titrage MFP.
01:19:38What?
01:20:08Nothing.
01:20:10It's hers.
01:20:14Let's get out of here.
01:20:18Sous-titrage MFP.
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01:23:26Et c'est pas juste mon style
01:23:29Ça t'a fait tu ?
01:23:32Il ne peut rien faire
01:23:35Jusqu'à sourire
01:23:37Jusqu'à sourire
01:23:37Jusqu'à sourire
01:23:39Mais vous aurez l'air
01:23:40Tu m'as pas à sourire
01:23:42Tu m'as pas à sourire
01:23:44L'ingangue
01:23:48C'est le début
01:23:51A l'air
01:23:53Quand tu parles
01:23:54Qu'est-ce que tu parles
01:23:57Kyle
01:23:57Everyone tell Kyle to smile
01:24:00Smile, Kyle
01:24:01Welcome to my secret to life
01:24:07You can tone it down now, Kyle
01:24:09Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to smile
01:24:13It can cure anything
01:24:16Just smile while we're together
01:24:19We all dance all night with pearly white light
01:24:23And you can't cry but don't stop smiling
01:24:25Smile, you can't cry but don't stop smiling
01:24:29Smile, you can't cry but don't stop smiling
01:24:33When he tells you he loves you
01:24:34Smile, and when he tells you he doesn't
01:24:36Smile, and when they tell you you're great
01:24:37But they hire their cousin
01:24:38Smile, if the day is a Sunday
01:24:42Smile, if you lose all your money
01:24:43Smile, if it's two more school
01:24:46Smile, if you wait till you for lunch
01:24:47And your tummy goes boom
01:24:48And you're looking around
01:24:49And you can't find the bathroom
01:24:52Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to smile
01:24:57It can cure anything
01:24:59Just smile while we're together
01:25:03We all dance all night with pearly white light
01:25:06And you can't cry but don't stop smiling
01:25:08Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to smile
01:25:13It can cure anything
01:25:15Just smile while we're together
01:25:18We all dance all night with pearly white light
01:25:22And you can't cry but don't stop smiling
01:25:36I'm notcznie
01:25:39I'm notcję
01:25:53Even if it's not there
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