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00:16charged this is the final episode of unseen bits and as the sun sets on our island of love we've
00:26got hang on we we've only got Chris sitting by the fire pit hello mr. speaking it's Ian Sterling here
00:36I ordered up unseen bits last week and I've checked behind the bin but they've not arrived okay yeah
00:41that's that delivery slightly delayed but I'll get it through to you as soon as I possibly can yeah
00:45look man I'm pranging out here we're on air right now great fantastic it's a national emergency it'll
00:52be there trust me it'll be there look I'm gonna have to get the door excellent okay bye-bye hello
01:00oh thanks mate perfect timing no I don't want to fill out a satisfaction survey I've got to read the
01:06voiceover tonight is party night everybody's coming over on the unseen bits of a ride there will be
01:17singing just a look just a look at what party games things are gonna get pumping they've been
01:28doing it every day so if I couldn't pull it off today there's a problem in there oh sweat
01:32balls and totally off the chart the world is run by lizard people yes yes we'll be guessing fruity
01:39come on let's go squeeze some oranges and we'll reminisce some good times
01:48this is love island unseen bits if you could keep your gems in your bra we don't want it
02:11welcome to the final episode of love island unseen bits the show where more people vote for a pair of
02:17beautiful people to split 50k then vote for the new prime minister we've packed the next hour full of
02:25exclusive clips from the villa and to wet your whistle here's an exclusive clip of Ovi wetting his own
02:33whistle I better not embarrass myself here I can but sometimes it's hit or miss
02:38it's hit or miss
02:54nearly bailing to impress India there with his party trick performance the last eight weeks has been like
03:01living in a bubble for our islanders cut off from all the craziness going on back home
03:05lucky devils but as they're flying back next week thoughts turn to current affairs
03:11now to be fair I'm not really into politics but I do know that obviously Theresa may step down because
03:16of the
03:16Brexit situation so who goes to president now Prime Minister sorry Prime Minister now
03:22there'll be another election I know there was um Boris Johnson was he a tennis player are you dumb even
03:29I
03:29know that Boris Johnson's a blonde mate of London I know that but was not Boris Johnson not a tennis
03:35player
03:35like they won Wimbledon X amount of times now I don't think Boris Johnson's ever won Wimbledon
03:41but I do think he will be the new Prime Minister when we get back yeah I agree I think
03:52you're aware if we could have one person from the villa to be Prime Minister
03:58I'd say Ovi
04:01Ovi's too chilled man you're mad
04:02yeah that's why that's what we need
04:04you're mad
04:04level-headed
04:04I wouldn't call it level-headed I would just call it too laid back
04:07yeah but he'll get shit done
04:09look at that tone bro
04:09whilst wearing a swagged out hat
04:11yeah he's swaggo
04:12do you know what I mean it's about time we had a Prime Minister with a bit of swag
04:15Ovi get on a plane and come home right now your country needs you badly
04:26early in the week the islanders look bored and dry so we sent them to the lady petrol station
04:34what's a lady petrol station I hear you ask simple it's a really loose premise to cover up what is
04:41basically a wet t-shirt contest
04:44I'll let you work out the gameplay it really does need no explaining
04:48three, two, one, go!
04:57turn right turn right turn right
04:59just keep spinning
05:00keep spinning
05:03oh my god not my face
05:06the t-shirt's gorgeous
05:08I thought the technique was I'm just gonna sit there pump my gun and squirt it over Maura
05:13woo! go on dance you dickhead!
05:20basically been using the same technique for 20 years so
05:23I mean I've been doing it every day so if I couldn't pull it off today there's a problem wouldn't
05:26it?
05:27what was your technique?
05:28every day?
05:29most days yeah
05:32are you whitting me? I'm not even going on yet
05:34Belle was really slow at getting the top on and off
05:36I did have earrings in to my defence though
05:38yeah
05:39did nearly rip an earlobe out and I broke two nails doing it but
05:42come on!
05:44pump it up
05:45until you can feel it
05:47pump it up
05:48go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
05:49break it, break it, break it
05:51break it, break it
05:55oh my god my bikini top
05:56if you could keep your gems in your bra we'd have won it
06:00pump, pump, pump, pump it up
06:02hurry up Curtis we're losing
06:05squeeze it properly Curtis
06:07you're not squeezing it enough
06:09I screamed so much at him but he just didn't listen to me
06:13get moving you dipshit
06:20why is it so hard?
06:22pump, pump, pump, pump it up
06:24I couldn't do the
06:24she struggled with the bumping action
06:26come on!
06:32go on!
06:33I did get sprayed in the face a lot
06:37so funny
06:41yes
06:43the winners are
06:46Curtis and Mora
06:48yes
06:51very fuel efficient Mora
07:00last week on Unseen Bits we revealed that Tommy Fury had begun to overhaul his personal hygiene
07:06let's see if he's managed to neutralise any of his nasty niffs
07:09but right so eggs yeah so when you're making eggs in the morning like if you want to poach an
07:13egg
07:13what you got to do?
07:15you've got a little bit of vinegar now
07:16you've got to
07:21cheers boys
07:22appreciate that
07:26funny
07:27ah well Tommy
07:28you might smell worse than a boxer's glove
07:30but at least you've got all the bean bags to yourself
07:41a romantic date usually involves popping off for a drink, a candle at dinner for two or a trip to
07:46the cinema
07:47but here on Love Island our couples have to work much harder to find love
07:52back breaking physical labour is what they need so I sent Mora and Curtis for a shift down at the
07:57local orange grove
08:00hey you two get back to work
08:03come on let's go squeeze some oranges
08:07continuing the theme of workplace romances Chris and Harley went on a very hot date down by the sweltering ovens
08:14of the local bakery
08:15surely a bread making chef with master baker Chris would dough it for Harley
08:20there's no more flour that needs to be in it
08:22I'm telling you there needs more flour
08:23it doesn't?
08:24it does
08:24I don't think that we're meant to be putting more in
08:27no I think we need a little bit more
08:28no because then it's just going to get even doughier
08:29I think it's too wet at the minute
08:31you're going to ruin the bread and everyone's going to be pissed off at you
08:33and I'm going to burn on you
08:34why is it stuck to your ass because it's not floury enough
08:37there we go
08:39oh you really enjoyed that didn't you?
08:43where's that flour?
08:44no no no no no honestly don't
08:48is it honest?
08:49you've only got a little bit of hair here and here
08:50well it's meant to be there
08:51let's take that for later
08:52right you two when you've done that we need six dozen finger buns and a batch of cream horns
08:58I better check on those other two layabouts
09:01what's going on here? break time already?
09:03so in a relationship who wears the trousers?
09:06me
09:06oh oh okay okay
09:08because you're not going to fight with me are you?
09:10no I won't fight with you but
09:12see I will fight to get my own way
09:14yeah the thing is you will not be able to just push me over here
09:18but I still want to get my own way
09:20I like 50-50 so if you do want something and I also want something
09:25and if they're completely opposite I will try and meet in the middle
09:27or we may have a little dispute
09:29let me have my own way
09:30and then I may
09:31let me have my own way
09:3490% of the time you will get your way but there will be 10% where I
09:38where I can have a strap and you're going to tell me not
09:40no I will stand my ground and it ain't going your way
09:42can I have 95?
09:43no no 92.5 we'll go
09:46we'll meet in the middle
09:47see there we go
09:48he's nearly 100
09:48we may as well just get in
09:50not happening
10:02at the beginning of the week there was a familiar sound in the villa
10:07followed by another one
10:08oh I've got a text
10:11can all islanders gather around the fire pit immediately
10:15and a less familiar one from Maura
10:18oh sweat balls
10:20three couples were left standing not because the others wouldn't budge up
10:24but because they hadn't received enough votes on the Love Island app
10:28which couple is dumped will be decided by your fellow islanders
10:32faced with making such tough decisions all the seated couples practiced their necking technique
10:39before they declared who they wanted to keep in the villa
10:43Michael and Francesca were the only couple with no votes and were dumped from the villa
10:55I've had a great time
10:57I've stayed a lot longer than I thought I was going to and I'm totally honest with you
11:00in all the confusion Anton packed his own suitcase
11:04I'm going to take this one
11:06and was distraught to learn he wasn't leaving
11:18when I'm gone
11:23you're gonna miss me when I'm gone
11:26you're gonna miss me by my hand
11:28you're gonna miss me everywhere
11:30you're gonna miss me when I'm gone
11:41he's wrestling with an alligator he's tussled with a whale he's handcuffed under he's put
11:47lightning in jail he's so bad he's hospitalized a brick he's so bad he makes medicine sick he can
11:55drown a drink of water and kill a dead tree just wait until you see Tommy Fury he's fighting a
12:07fly
12:10it's the end of round one but we'll be back for more hard-hitting unseen bits after the break
12:28welcome back to love island unseen bits just two days before the grand final and the nation is so
12:34excited it's officially overheated during the last week in the villa the island has started to raise
12:40a few big questions you know will your head be turned will this relationship work on the outside
12:45can you peel fruit with your feet wait what that's amazing go on you made a great start to that
12:54hang on hang on hang on wait okay yeah okay okay this is done to me on a little bit
13:03hang on this is
13:04incredible I bet you give a great foot job wait hang on hang on you've done so well my feet
13:12have
13:12literally been all over this and someone's putting that I'll put it in my mouth I don't mean dirty boy
13:17yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes maze maze maze maze maze maze maze I love that but oh
13:23no
13:23you're squeezing your head too hard Oh we got to do yeah I done it get that in Anton's mouth
13:29and that is
13:30stage one
13:33I don't like it!
13:35Come on come on!
13:36I don't want to do it anymore.
13:37Come on, you feed it to Anon, that's the best thing I've seen all week.
13:40There you go.
13:42Whoa!
13:47Don't waste bananas, fuck.
13:52If they air that on national television, my mum will be so proud of me.
13:55Yeah, I'm proud of her.
13:57She's from a talented family, that bell.
13:59You should see what her dad can do with a bunch of grapes.
14:05Ever wondered why Tommy decided to enter a popularity contest like Love Island
14:09over a talent show like The Voice or X Factor?
14:12Well, wonder no more.
14:13Just a look, just a look, look at what I found.
14:16Just a look, just a look at what I found.
14:19Just a look, just a look, look at what I found.
14:23Just a look, just a look at what I found.
14:25No, listen, you're doing it right, no.
14:27Just a look, just a look, look at what I found.
14:31Just a look, just a look, look at what I found.
14:34Yeah, that's it.
14:35I just thought I'd teach him a little song.
14:37I thought it was quite fitting.
14:38It was quite fitting, yeah.
14:39Quite good lyrics.
14:40How would you rate my singing?
14:4210 out of 10.
14:43I mug him off for a singer all the time, but you actually got quite a nice voice.
14:46I saw the cover and I judged the book.
14:48I turned away without a second look.
14:51I turned away without a second look.
14:54And now, now, now, I see a brand new you.
14:57Yeah, well done, high five, right.
15:01I told myself I wouldn't run and hide.
15:04I never noticed what was there inside.
15:07I would never notice what was there inside.
15:09I never noticed what was there inside.
15:12And now, now, now, I see a brand new you.
15:19I open my eyes.
15:21Yeah.
15:22And there's a great big world around.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Open my eyes.
15:27Look, just a look, look at what I found.
15:30Let's perform it.
15:31Okay.
15:31I'm so proud of you.
15:32I performed it for Curtis, I performed it for Maura, and I performed it for my lovely,
15:37gorgeous girlfriend who sat right beside me right now.
15:39I saw the cover and I judged the book.
15:43I turned away without a second look.
15:45And now, now, now, I see a brand new you.
15:49I told myself I wouldn't run and hide.
15:52I never noticed what was there inside.
15:55And now, now, now, I see a brand new you.
16:00I open my eyes and there's a great big world around.
16:05Carry on.
16:07Tip, last bit, last bit, last bit, last bit.
16:08I open my eyes.
16:09I open my eyes.
16:11And.
16:12And I look, just a look, look at what I found.
16:16Fuck you.
16:17Mic drop.
16:18Oh, I'm so proud of you.
16:21You know what?
16:22Your singing's actually improved.
16:24It makes me die.
16:25I loved that.
16:26I'm so proud of you for remembering that.
16:28That was unbelievable.
16:30He just literally just learnt that.
16:32Literally, like, five minutes ago.
16:33You're a quick learner.
16:35And a quick adapter, baby.
16:37Just goes to show, love is blind.
16:39And deaf.
16:48Ovi is the king of chill.
16:49We all know that.
16:50But it turns out if you want to get him excited,
16:53you just need to say...
16:54The world is run by lizard people.
16:56That is another conspiracy theory.
16:59Yes!
17:00Yes!
17:02How is this a thing?
17:03How is this shite a thing?
17:04Yes!
17:05Lizard people fucking run the world.
17:07Reptilians.
17:07I was like, what the hell's going on here?
17:11I love a conspiracy theory, but I was like,
17:14where the hell does this come from?
17:15Like, all the richest, famous, biggest motherfuckers in this world.
17:19The fucking...
17:19Exactly what I believe.
17:20Same thing.
17:21The fucking reptilians.
17:21The queen.
17:22The queen is a...
17:23I'm not going to say that one.
17:25God bless the queen.
17:26Yeah, God bless the queen.
17:26I've got to be very careful about what you say here.
17:29Cheers, guys.
17:30There goes the MB.
17:32I mean, who am I to say who's a lizard and who's not a lizard?
17:34I could be a goddamn lizard for all I know.
17:36And I've got AT fingers.
17:37They're as long as AT fingers, so I used to say I'm a human.
17:40I swear to God, they are fucking reptilians.
17:42It's a fact.
17:43So why are they reptilians?
17:45They've just learned how to fucking, like,
17:48mask themselves as humans and just fit into the society.
17:50Like chameleons?
17:51Like, kind of.
17:52What the fuck's a reptilian?
17:54Like a big-ass fucking lizard.
17:56What?
17:57Just what?
17:58How are they reptiles?
18:00I was just like, what is this guy talking about?
18:02Maybe Obi's a reptile.
18:03I mean, he is a freakishly huge man, so who knows?
18:06Who knows?
18:06There's certain videos that have been sent out where,
18:09like, people in the back of the room,
18:11you'll see them, like, their face will be, like,
18:14in the middle of morphing and shit.
18:15It's fucking nuts, bruv.
18:16It is insane.
18:17I feel if reptilians were true,
18:19like, I think it would have been caught on live TV.
18:22They wouldn't be able to hide in plain sight
18:24as well as they're doing it.
18:25Or maybe they are just that good at it.
18:27Yeah, bruv.
18:28And you see some people, like,
18:30a lot of their eyes,
18:31their eyes will fucking have problems morphing
18:33a lot of the time.
18:34Like, their eyes will look lizard-y.
18:36It will just look off.
18:37It will look way...
18:37Like, if you see it when you go out here,
18:39look it up, reptilians.
18:40Just look up.
18:41It sounds mad.
18:42No, but I've looked into Illuminati
18:43and all that sort of stuff as well.
18:45Like, it's all bad.
18:46There's a deeper level to this fucking...
18:48My brother is fucking nuts.
18:51I think...
18:51I think there was one, like, with Elvis.
18:54There was, like, a picture of him, like,
18:56from way, way, way, way, way, way back in the day,
18:59like, before he was born.
19:00Before he was born.
19:02Do you know what I mean?
19:03Like, there's pictures from way back
19:04of, like, the same person.
19:06Like, explain that.
19:08Mm-hmm.
19:14With the extreme weather back home,
19:16it's worth remembering that in a heatwave,
19:18sunburn isn't the only thing you need to worry about.
19:21Wow, the ground is absolutely scalding.
19:26Man.
19:28Where are you going?
19:29To the fucking shade, because that's absolute torture.
19:34Oh!
19:35Coffee's hot!
19:37Fucking poured it on my dick!
19:40Urgh!
19:42God, that was warm as well.
19:45Do you want me to cool it down for you?
19:47Oh, shit.
19:49Not a good idea.
19:51If that was me,
19:52I'd have dipped it straight into a glass of water.
20:00Here's Greg in the garden with Ovi,
20:02and you can only presume
20:03he's got a secret endorsement deal with Del Monte.
20:06Oh, I'm gonna sneeze.
20:08Sneeze?
20:08Pineapple.
20:09Pineapple!
20:11Urgh!
20:13Relief, isn't it?
20:14Pineapple's supposed to stop you from sneezing.
20:16Pineapple.
20:18Pineapple!
20:21Like, it doesn't work.
20:24Bless you.
20:25As in,
20:26bless you for thinking that shouting a random fruit
20:29will stop you sneezing.
20:30What?
20:37With the grand final just two days away,
20:39Tommy and Molly may have...
20:41Oh, God.
20:42Pineapple!
20:43Pineapple!
20:44Pineapple!
20:45Yeah!
20:46Did you just fart?
20:48I think so, yeah.
20:52Did you think you got away with that as well?
20:54I've done that too many times in my life
20:56to not notice that.
21:01Right, I need some fresh air.
21:03Hopefully that smell will calm down after the break.
21:19Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
21:21We're nearly at the end of the current series,
21:23which is just as well really as I'm down to my last 50 euros
21:25and I'd sooner eat Tommy's mayo mushroom bread
21:28than look at another bowl of patatas bravas.
21:32At this late stage in the Love Island game,
21:34islanders look for meaning in their lives.
21:37Questions like who do I fancy?
21:39Is my bum smooth enough?
21:40Tiny bikini or really tiny bikini?
21:43Are all secondary to the bigger,
21:45more challenging issue of the day, such as...
21:48Would you rather have dicks as fingers
21:52or feet as vaginas?
21:56Feet as vaginas for me.
21:57Dicks as fingers, like, if they were that size
21:59you wouldn't notice that much.
22:00Yeah, but think about it.
22:01How would you pick some foot when they're floppy?
22:02Do you remember?
22:04Who says they're going to be floppy?
22:05Just throwing them ideas out there.
22:07For more intellectual debate like this,
22:09try cracking on with a bucket of crabs.
22:18Normally on the last episode of the series,
22:20you'd laugh at all the islanders' best bits.
22:22But it looks like Chris and Jordan
22:24have kind of done it for us.
22:26Has anyone got any good impressions of other islanders?
22:29No, but I know you have so common sense.
22:31I don't think I have.
22:32You know what, boys?
22:33No fucking carbs today.
22:34No fucking carbs.
22:35I just need a new bird.
22:36It's fucking lingering.
22:38I just wanted to be a hero.
22:41Cringeworthy.
22:42Didn't want to be cringeworthy.
22:44I just wanted to be a hero.
22:46You bloody parcel.
22:48My name's Jordan.
22:49I call everyone a bloody parcel
22:50and then I say she barked.
22:53I wear pancakes on my feet
22:54and speak through my nose
22:56because I'm from Manchester.
22:57And I'm a parcel.
22:58And I've got frosted tips.
23:00I look like a fucking foundation brush.
23:02You fucking idiot.
23:09Curtis, let's spit some bars.
23:14Let's do some cucumber throwing.
23:16And flirt.
23:17You're bang up for that.
23:18He's got more ammunition on me
23:20because I do more stupid things.
23:22All he does is look a bit like a scrappy do
23:24and wear really high crepes.
23:25Harley, I really didn't mean to swill India.
23:27Too far.
23:28Too far.
23:29I'm really, really sorry.
23:32Harley, just give me another chance.
23:35Please.
23:36I'm begging you, babe.
23:38I'll do anything.
23:40Stop it.
23:41I don't think Luke Kepner needs to worry.
23:49Time for a regular feature.
23:51Islanders get scared by something.
23:54You know me.
23:54I'm always going to be the same already.
23:56Just keep being yourself,
23:57being funny, being nice, being smart.
23:59Yeah.
24:00It's fucking tinky.
24:05Where's it gone, that?
24:06It's the fucking size of the thing.
24:09It's two.
24:10Why is it?
24:11Eight weeks living here
24:12and they've still not got used to the locals.
24:14You get it?
24:14Yeah.
24:18Back to the imitation game in the garden now and in the spirit of equality, it was time for the
24:24girls to be ridiculed.
24:25Anton, you fucking idiot, mate.
24:28Anton.
24:29How fucking have you?
24:30Why the fuck did you snog Anna?
24:31That's better.
24:32You should have snogged me, you fucking prick.
24:35You sound bad.
24:37You might have got it down to one knee for me, but you snogged my best mate, you prick.
24:41That's the truth though, isn't it?
24:42You're sleeping on the daylight tonight.
24:44Get out there, you prick.
24:46Did I say prick that many times?
24:48I don't know.
24:48No.
24:48Let's do Amber.
24:50I just don't want anyone to fucking come in here and then they're going to want to fucking
24:53get done with me and it's fucking making us like, I just don't want to do it.
24:56I just don't.
24:57I just want to go home.
24:58Like, I'm done now.
25:00That's good.
25:01There's going to be a new person coming here and he's going to want to fucking get done with us
25:04and obviously like, I'm not interested.
25:06I just don't want to do it.
25:08Caratiss!
25:09Caratiss!
25:10Caratiss!
25:11What did you just say?
25:12What did you just say?
25:13Come here.
25:14Come here now.
25:15What did you just say?
25:15You know what?
25:16Fuck off.
25:17You can fuck off.
25:19What have you got to say?
25:20What have you got to say?
25:21The thing, what did you just say to the boys?
25:23What did you just say?
25:24The thing near the tree.
25:25Come here and say it now.
25:26Now.
25:26Come here.
25:27What did you just say?
25:28Is that what you said?
25:28Is that what you think?
25:29Is that what you think to you?
25:31Fuck off.
25:32Which part don't you understand?
25:33The fuck or the off?
25:34Which part don't you understand?
25:35The fuck or the off?
25:37Fuck off.
25:37Tom, if you're watching, sorry mate.
25:40People don't forget.
25:48Curtis.
25:49Look at all our clothes.
25:52Wednesday night, Sour Islanders take on the iconic baby challenge.
25:55And there's always one couple who take it a little too seriously.
25:59Let's put these clothes down on the bed.
26:01Let's go through them.
26:01Look princess.
26:02Yes.
26:02Oh my God.
26:03Now that is gorgeous.
26:06We don't need to trust in Tommy picking our baby's clothes.
26:09Shall we put a swimsuit on her?
26:11No, we're not putting a swimsuit on our baby.
26:13I think we need a summer dress because it...
26:15Oh, oh, oh.
26:16Oh, that's a new noise.
26:18Oh, because she's very young and I don't feel like she should have a swimsuit on in the sun.
26:21I'm not having a row with you about this.
26:22Like, I'm actually not.
26:25Yeah, who said what?
26:26Where's the row come from?
26:27Because you're rowing with me over this.
26:29What?
26:30Because they're the only swimsuits.
26:31I want my baby in a swimsuit.
26:33Well, Maura, I believe that our baby shouldn't be in a swimsuit because of the sun.
26:37Well, she's going to be in the shade.
26:38We're not going to have her in direct sunlight.
26:40I know, but...
26:41Can we please put her in a swimsuit?
26:43What about this one?
26:44Look how cute it is.
26:45Come on.
26:46It's too warm to put her in dungarees today.
26:49Right.
26:49Maura, darling, she's a four to six months year old baby.
26:53Yes, and we're in Spain.
26:54We're not having an argument about this.
26:57We're not having an argument.
26:58I'm just putting my point across and you're not listening again.
27:01Do we have one that can cover her up a little bit?
27:04No.
27:06I feel like it may be better to shove her in some dungarees.
27:09OK.
27:09This sounds like 95% a route, which Curtis should realise he'll only ever win 5% of the time.
27:21Once Curtis and Maura had navigated what dungarees a fictional plastic baby was wearing, the boys decided to do a
27:27totally different kind of baby navigating.
27:29Go!
27:30Just getting started!
27:32Come on!
27:33Hang on, Becky!
27:41Quick!
27:42Woo-hoo!
27:43Be careful!
27:49Come on!
27:49Come on!
27:55Come on, Anton!
27:57Come on!
28:02Cheating bastards!
28:04Absolute cheating bastards!
28:06We ran back down and that's when it all went downhill.
28:13It was absolute carnage. They were all falling over each other.
28:19See ya. Yeah, well done, Chris. Me and Penny Sue, great team.
28:31You changed my thing.
28:41What happened? Are you okay?
28:46I'm sorry, Daddy, I'll never do it to you again.
28:48That was so funny.
28:50Can somebody ring social services? That is definitely not responsible parenting.
29:00I've got a confession to make. Unfortunately, I've accidentally taped over all of the best
29:05bit videos from the series, forcing our islanders to relive their greatest villa moments through
29:09the medium of mime.
29:14Oh, I know. The time Anton cried.
29:16When I cried at Craig David.
29:20I want to clear this up right now. I did not cry at Craig David. I got slightly against
29:24my sighted and my eye made it slightly watered.
29:28Strap.
29:29Oh, Curtis doing the dance. Great.
29:33Yeah, it needs a bit of work, Molly. I'm not going to lie if you want the truth. Like,
29:37don't quit your day job.
29:40Long hair.
29:42Big package.
29:43Hairy bush.
29:44Crotch area.
29:45Squirting.
29:47Sex.
29:49Who's Fanny?
29:50He's long.
29:51Fanny Flores, Maura Higgins.
29:52Yes!
29:53Yes!
29:54Yes!
29:54Yes!
29:55What are they getting Fanny Flores on score, son?
29:58How the fuck did you do that?
30:00You know, that was only going to be one person. You know, good or all more.
30:06Anton giving his number to the supermarket.
30:07Oh, for fuck's sake, man.
30:09Wow!
30:10Really, guys?
30:11My number.
30:13OK.
30:13Me handing over my number to the shopkeeper, I mean, it was funny.
30:18It was joke.
30:19It was banter.
30:20OK, right.
30:21Right, like.
30:22Part.
30:23You just said it?
30:24That's what I did.
30:25Party.
30:26Oh, um, Marvin going.
30:29Snake.
30:30Michael.
30:31Going home.
30:32After a week after.
30:33Oh, Joanna.
30:34Joanna going.
30:35Joanna leaving after.
30:36Oh, and calling Michael a snake.
30:37Yes.
30:38Joanna is dumped and calls Michael a snake.
30:40Ah.
30:43If you found what you want, you better leave my Euclidean.
30:46It's your snake.
30:47What?
30:48The Shiraz was about all of the different experiences that have happened through the villa.
30:53I think I can speak for everyone here.
30:55We have all had our ups and downs.
30:57But we have all thoroughly loved this place and we will all miss it when we leave.
31:04Some great acting skills, guys.
31:06Don't call us.
31:07We'll call you.
31:17We'll call you, everyone.
31:21We'll call you, everybody.
31:23We'll call you.
31:31We'll call you.
31:32sombre mood. Hang on, where's India and Ovi? Maybe they were being sad somewhere in private.
31:41You like me, you like me, she likes me. Hey baby, you like me, you like it when I do
31:51this.
31:54If you think you're happy now Ovi, wait till you see what's coming up after the break.
32:12Welcome to the Unseen Bits You've Already Seen Awards 2019.
32:18As the one and only judge on this talent show panel, I had to spend at least 20 minutes last
32:23night deliberating over which were my favourite moments from this series of Unseen Bits.
32:29Something in the water. I think I just threw up in my mouth and swallowed it. Yeah.
32:35It was tough to narrow down.
32:37One song, one song.
32:40With so many great bits to choose from.
32:42I am the Batman. I am the Batman.
32:46I'm Batman.
32:48But I've made my mind up now and I present to you.
32:51Oh, oh, roll it, roll it.
32:53The best Unseen Bits You've Already Seen.
32:57It's too strong.
32:58I know because that's my good hand.
32:59Oh yeah, I know it's your good hand.
33:05Hooray!
33:08It's like the Oscars, only with less semi-naked bronze models.
33:16Lovely Maura.
33:17Sorry, but there was a fly in my mouth. Look!
33:19Oh yeah, I can see it.
33:20I could have died.
33:27First up, it's all my personal favourite action clips.
33:31No, not that kind of action.
33:32I'm talking about my top tumbles and stunts.
33:35And it's been tricky deciding between these contenders.
33:40We all fell for Maura's dramatic double date dropout.
33:44Then there was Molly Mae and the Villa of Evil Stairs.
33:49Oh, shit!
33:50Oh my god!
33:52I can't believe you wasted that wine.
33:54You can't, is it?
33:55Look, three, two, one.
33:56Yeah, yeah.
33:57Three, two, one.
33:59Oh, he's bowed to you. No, you bowed first before you walk.
34:01But the award for best stunts in a reality show
34:03goes to the scene that left us all spellbound by the magical Tommy Fury.
34:14Spelliamus!
34:18Basically, Danny killed me.
34:20Er, well, he sent me into shock into the pool.
34:23Just want to point out that no Islanders were injured
34:25in the making of this category.
34:31The next category in the Unseen Bits You've Already Seen Awards 2019
34:37is...
34:38wildlife.
34:39The Mayorkan locals have given us plenty to jump up and down about.
34:45Are you all right?
34:47I don't want to find someone.
34:50What the fuck was that?
34:53Oh, my God!
34:54What, what, what?
34:56And we've seen plenty of animalistic behavior in the villa.
35:01Oh, choosing the winner of the Best Bits wildlife clip has been tricky.
35:09Yes!
35:10She scared the life of me.
35:13Beston!
35:15No!
35:17A special commendation must go to Lord Danny Attenborough's life at the watering hole documentary
35:22I think it's well cool when the birds come down to the pool and like, it's like some David Attenborough
35:27stuff
35:29Here we see the mighty eagle displaying a coordinated mating ritual
35:38A young philly takes her first tentative steps into the water
35:43In an elaborate courtship ritual
35:48Hiding in the shade, this young chimp gains essential nutrients from scavenged morsels
35:56Here, two females display their posteriors in the hope of attracting a mate
36:03Behaviour previously only seen in baboons
36:09Sadly, these fascinating creatures are endangered due to man-made hazards like app-voting and attacks of the flak
36:19Another nominee in this category, the mating chorus of the female islander
36:37And the unseen bits you've already seen 2019 wildlife award goes to this unique footage of the spectacular Love Island
36:48diving salmon
36:49Salmon!
36:52Oh!
36:53Oh!
36:55Oh!
36:56Oh!
36:58Oh!
36:58Oh!
36:58Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
37:00Oh!
37:00Oh!
37:02Oh!
37:03Oh!
37:03I think I was so good at popping my salmon cherry
37:06Like, trying to make it sexy until I got to the pool and then it all went tits up
37:11Oh!
37:12Oh!
37:13Oh!
37:14Oh!
37:16Oh!
37:17Oh!
37:21Oh!
37:23Oh!
37:23Oh!
37:24Oh!
37:24Oh no he did!
37:25Oh!
37:26Oh!
37:27Jordan, he was like fish that's just been taken out of water on the floor
37:31He was like...
37:33Like...
37:34It was weird!
37:35He was so realistic!
37:39Energy!
37:40Three tens!
37:42Double fives!
37:44Oh!
37:46Oh shit!
37:48Curtis!
37:49Curtis!
37:54With a show called Love Island we simply had to have a rom-com category
38:00The unseen bits you've already seen 219 awards for best performance in a rom-com goes to Anton and his
38:06indecent proposal
38:09Right, I was thinking right, we can maybe take our relationship to the next level
38:14Oh no!
38:15Do you think I'm ready to take it to the next level?
38:17Like this is a really big decision for me
38:21What, I need to process this?
38:23I need to think about it
38:24Do you realise the privilege of this?
38:26No, no, no, I need to think about this
38:27So my bum's getting quite hairy
38:29So I feel like
38:31I feel like it could do with like a little bit of
38:33Are you asking me to show your bum?
38:35I'm asking you to show my bum
38:36Could that happen?
38:38I feel like I'm ready
38:39This is actually quite satisfying
38:41Why are you wearing sunglasses?
38:42Because there's certain things that are going to be
38:44Like, Jenga's going to like get in your face or something?
38:46No, I'm not protecting my eyes
38:48Oh, I was
38:49Are you?
38:50It feels quite good, you know
38:52Maybe that scene should have got into the wildlife category
39:02No Love Island award ceremony would be complete
39:05Without the Caroline Flack Best Actress award
39:11And with so many leading ladies
39:13It was always going to be tough
39:15I think I've got a bit of a saggy mug going on
39:18Put these on
39:19And I was like
39:20I actually look like the GC
39:24I'm sick of playing games
39:27I've got money
39:29I've got money
39:30I'm right up to the electrical
39:30I'll pay for it
39:31I have no idea what you guys are talking about
39:33What's it?
39:38Did I tell you I was really clumsy?
39:40Really?
39:41Do you take Maura to be your lawful wedded wife?
39:45I do
39:46Do you promise to give her fanny flutters for the rest of her life?
39:52I do
39:53What more do I want?
39:55But this year the trophy goes to
39:59Ready?
40:02Molly Mae
40:03For her plucking brilliant performance
40:05Giving birth to a fully grown Tommy Fury
40:10Sorry
40:11Sorry
40:14Sorry
40:14Sorry
40:14Sorry
40:14Sorry
40:15Sorry
40:15Sorry
40:20We've all had a lot of laughs over the last eight weeks
40:22So it's only right we dedicate our final award
40:24To the noble art of comedy
40:28Deliberate or otherwise
40:29Take some deep breaths in through your nose
40:33Oh mate that's disgusting
40:35Deciding which was the funniest unseen bit was no joke
40:43No!
40:44You lost already
40:45There were so many comedy performers in the villa
40:48I should find the double grits
40:49I like watsits
40:51Oh
40:52I'm not going to lie okay
40:53I put a little bit of the shorter shots on today as well
40:56I thought you know get a little bit of the quad sweep out you know
40:59A little bit of the quadzilla
41:02I see a spider I can't I can't cope
41:05Really?
41:06No literally spider yeah no no I'm scared to death
41:08Scared to death
41:09So if there was like a huge spider and you had to box it
41:13Yeah no no I'd take that I'd take the L
41:15Do snakes have sex?
41:17They do have an inverted penis because their bum all is inverted
41:19Do you want an inverted bum all?
41:21Yeah I've seen it and come down with me
41:23Is that coffee?
41:26Decaf
41:27Decaf? What's the difference?
41:29No
41:29No
41:31What's the difference between decaf and milk?
41:32Decaf ain't got any caffeine in it
41:33Really?
41:34It's been decaffeinated
41:36Oh
41:37We were entertained by an all-female comedy troupe
41:40We cleared up that Edinburgh is actually Scotland last night
41:43Is it?
41:44Seriously
41:45I didn't know oh my god
41:47Dublin this island did you know that?
41:49Is Italy in Rome or Rome in Italy?
41:51Rome is in Italy Rome is the capital of Italy
41:53Is it?
41:55Is Barcelona in Rome?
41:56Barcelona is in Italy
41:58I thought it was Spanish
42:00But the award for funniest unseen scene from Love Island 2019 goes to the muscly muggles of mugwarts
42:08Platform 93 quarters
42:10Anything from the drolly
42:12I'll take the lot
42:17Swish and flitch
42:19What's the funny one when Malphi goes?
42:21Red hair and a hand-me-down robe
42:23Must be a Weasley
42:26The golden snitch
42:27Is that what they call it? Snitch or snitch?
42:29Snitch
42:29Snitch
42:30Snitch or snitch
42:31It's a Nimbus 2000
42:33The fastest one yet
42:36I absolutely love Harry Potter
42:38I feel like
42:38This one thing that all the boys have got in common for some weird reason
42:41What spells is in there?
42:42You've got
42:43Oculus Reparo
42:45Expectro Patrolam
42:47You've got
42:49Wingardium Leviosa
42:51Alohomora
42:52Alohomora
42:53Is that the torch?
42:54Nah that's the
42:54That's the torch bro
42:55No no the
42:56The torch is Lumo
42:58Or something like that
42:59Illuminous
43:00Lumos
43:00What else?
43:01There's the death spell which you can't say
43:03Because you can't go kill
43:04Go around killing people
43:06Stupify
43:07And then you're dead
43:09So that is very effective but it's short and snappy
43:12What was that?
43:13What was he called?
43:14The old man with a cat?
43:15Oculus
43:15Filch
43:17Professor Filch
43:18Oh yeah when he comes in
43:19Filch
43:20Troll
43:20Troll in the dungeon
43:24I'm Hermione Granger
43:26And you are?
43:27I'm Weasley
43:30When I was a kid I used to watch Harry Potter
43:32I used to think Harry Potter
43:33And he was fit
43:35And I mean fit
43:36No it's mad how young he actually looked
43:38I think the film came out in 99 or 2000
43:41I think
43:42See I was just born in 99
43:44All I know is I had that shit on videotape
43:47Yeah Blue Box
43:47Blue Box
43:48Do you remember videotapes though?
43:49You had to watch it through
43:50And then you had to put it in the video player and rewind it
43:53It took like half an hour
43:53Yeah
43:54Yeah
43:55Proper worse
43:56I remember when I got for one Christmas I got a TV with a video player innit
43:59Yeah
43:59And that's for Christmas
44:01That's when you know you're balling
44:02Ain't it mate
44:03Ah the good old days when everyone shared a VHS player used dial up modems and had a tin bath
44:09in front of the fire once a week
44:12With only days to go before the industrial cleaners are called in to filter the fake tan out of the
44:18pool, burn all the mattresses and unblock the shower
44:21Let's take a look at which couples could walk out of the villa with 50 grand
44:27Has Curtis caught the luck of the Irish from Mora?
44:31Can Greg turn amber into green without making any traffic violations?
44:37Will latecomers India and Obie get one over the original Islanders and steal the series?
44:44Will our jockney couple Anton and Belle get a nice smooth seat in the final?
44:49Like her namesake Teresa, will Molly May and Tommy remain strong and stable when they vex it?
44:56That's exit the villa
44:57It's satire
44:59Join me for tomorrow next episode where we'll find out who will be the final four Love Island 2019 couples
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