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00:05Hold on! We'll ride it in!
00:09Read right!
00:14Everybody out!
00:23Ferruz, will you keep that thing away from me?
00:26Ferruz, stop teasing Dubar with that toy.
00:29Oh, point of fact, it is a toy in this incarnation,
00:32but I predict many uses for the whirlingkicks.
00:34You would?
00:35The whirlingkicks itself, if built on a larger scale,
00:37could harness the power of the wind,
00:39propel a boat or some other kind of vehicle.
00:41Here we go.
00:42And the collapsible part, why, it could adjust to the height...
00:45Ferruz, why don't you give your whirling a call to somebody else?
00:49To be a genius is to be misunderstood.
00:54I think you heard Ferruz's feelings.
00:57Well, his last invention nearly cost me my beard.
00:59Solar-powered hair trimmer.
01:01Nearly turned my head into a torch.
01:04How far do we travel?
01:06We should make Baronia by midday.
01:08I still don't know why we're in such a hurry.
01:10Kal-El might be the governor of the island,
01:11but he's still untrustworthy as far as I'm concerned.
01:14Oh, he's all right.
01:15Besides, he told us he'd pay us a king's ransom.
01:18We did him one small favor.
01:20The fate of his island depends on it.
01:21Doesn't make sense.
01:24Just imagine all the voyages we could finance with a fortune, Dubar.
01:28It wouldn't take us any time at all to find Dim Dim and bring him home.
01:31That still sounds fishy to me.
01:34Nonsense.
01:35Baronia's quite a friendly place.
01:37As far as I can recall.
01:47Quite the reception friendly Baronia has concocted for us.
01:57Sounds like they're throwing a party in our honor.
02:09Looks like a sporting event.
02:31Sinbad!
02:33Sinbad, what kept you?
02:34Oh, well, it's good to see you.
02:36Yeah, you too.
02:37Look, there's no time to talk. You're up next.
02:39Huh?
02:40In the arena, your Baronia is champion.
02:42I should have known.
02:43I said, the king's ransom for one small deed,
02:45while this is the deed.
02:46Yeah, and how much are you gonna make?
02:48Nice to see you too, Dubar.
03:08The master's here.
03:09Nice graveyard he's got to sit on.
03:11No, no, no.
03:11That's Chris Cotter.
03:13Ketsu is the master.
03:15The little guy?
03:18What am I supposed to do in this arena?
03:20You know, a little of this, a little of that.
03:22Basically, just win.
03:23I used to be a pretty good wrestler.
03:25What's the harm?
03:26I don't know, but I'm sure we're gonna find out.
03:28Oh, Dubar.
03:30Trust me.
03:31Well, I think I can manage one little match.
03:33And one huge fortune.
03:34Now get in there, sailor, and show them what you're made out of.
03:41Hello, everybody.
03:42How's everyone doing?
03:45I'll be representing Baronia today in this match.
03:49I seem to be missing my opponent, though.
03:52You must win!
04:12You folks seem to be playing by a different set of rules.
04:15A very different set of rules.
04:25You must be Gort.
04:34You know, you're pretty good with that club.
04:36This isn't fair.
04:38Don't interfere, Dubar.
04:40Why not?
04:41Because I'll have to have you killed.
04:43And why exactly would you have to do that?
04:45Because if I don't kill Dubar, Cotter will kill me exactly.
04:48I'm not getting any of this.
04:50I'm tired of your double talk.
04:52Seen bag!
05:00I guess no harm was done.
05:16I guess no harm was done.
05:24So much more no harm was done.
05:25Come on, Gort.
05:25Let's just put an end to it.
05:53Congratulations, you just made us a fortune.
05:56Hello!
05:57How long have you known this?
05:59Politician and any friend of Sinbad's.
06:02Is that your pet or you're carrying your lunch?
06:04Hello!
06:06What?
06:06Why the long face?
06:07Now, come on.
06:08Admit it.
06:09Aren't you glad you accepted my invitation?
06:11Brother, would you mind telling me exactly what's going on here?
06:15Not now.
06:16Are you rested?
06:17Sure.
06:18After causing a man to plummet to his death in a well, I feel really refreshed.
06:22Good, because you're up next.
06:24What?
06:25Look, it's not my fault.
06:26Now, you were supposed to be here earlier.
06:28Now, you usually don't have two performances in a row.
06:31Performances?
06:32I'm counting on you.
06:33All the people of my island are counting on you.
06:37Uh-oh.
06:38These guys look real battle happy.
06:40I'm counting on you.
06:43The one that I manage to fight.
06:51Wait, what?
06:52We're all gonna need?
06:53You know what?
06:57Oh, no, no.
07:03We're on my side.
07:03Oh, no, no.
08:10You're here to defend us.
08:11Who's attacking you?
08:12Where's the army?
08:14Gee, you guys have been out to sea too long.
08:16I mean, this is a new kind of warfare.
08:17Ladies and gentlemen,
08:19people of Boronia and all the Outer Isles,
08:23we have reached the semi-Empirean stage of our contest,
08:29representing the land of Ratnog,
08:32the mighty Thulu!
08:43Renowned warrior and victor of many battles,
08:50championing the island of Boronia,
08:54the newcomer,
08:56Sinbad,
08:58a sailor.
09:03Not much of a reception.
09:05Give me one good reason not to wring your neck.
09:08You don't have time?
09:09Give me the sword.
09:21You're gonna need this.
09:22Good luck.
09:23We're all rooting for you.
09:43If that mountain hurts him,
09:45I'll scramble your skull.
09:56How long does this match go on?
09:58Until it's over.
09:59How do they judge the victor?
10:01Points for style, accuracy, costume?
10:03What?
10:03The victor isn't one remaining alive at the end of the match.
10:06A fight to the death?
10:08That's barbaric!
10:09Well, actually,
10:10it's quite a sophisticated practice as far as I can tell.
10:12Murder is murder.
10:13Well, if you want to look at it that way.
10:17Come on, my friend.
10:18Why don't we just call it a truce
10:20and share a drink together?
10:34Yeah, see you there!
10:36Hooray!
10:48I have bested my opponent, my lord.
10:51The game isn't over, sailor.
10:53I don't understand.
10:54Your opponent is still alive.
10:57True.
10:58But he'll have one heck of a headache when he wakes up.
11:01He must be killed in order for you to be declared the victor.
11:05Are you serious?
11:07I will kill no man for sport.
11:09This isn't sport, Saber.
11:13This is war.
11:14Not from where I stand.
11:17Perhaps have you raised your weapon?
11:22This is insanity.
11:45Can we go talk somewhere?
11:47Away from your guards?
11:48Cthulhu was not killed by the sailor.
11:51The match is not valid.
11:52I have ruled in the sailor's favor.
11:54The match is over.
11:55We demand another round.
11:57Would you dare to challenge me?
12:06Forgive us, Marie Kriscator.
12:09We didn't mean to.
12:10Let your carcass in leave.
12:20Can we discuss this in my tent away from the festivities?
12:30I didn't come all this way to act as your butcher, Kal-El.
12:33I thought we were friends.
12:35You're not.
12:36We are.
12:37It's a very complicated story.
12:39Why don't you try telling it while you can still move your jaw?
12:43Okay.
12:44Kata is a madman.
12:46He has this army and a navy that's unbeatable.
12:49Enormous.
12:50I mean, he's conquered half the island nations around here.
12:52Well, I suppose after a while he got a little bored with slaughtering people.
12:56So he came up with these war games.
12:58You know, every five years he travels from land to land, pitting his best man against the best man from
13:03all the kingdoms.
13:04What if you win?
13:06Nobody's ever beaten Tetsu.
13:07They call him the master for a reason.
13:09So you sent for me?
13:11I had a short list.
13:12And I've always thought of you as a real champion.
13:15Thanks.
13:16Why don't you just all unite and give Kata the boot?
13:19We're afraid of a sword.
13:21Whoever possesses it cannot be defeated.
13:24It belonged to Attila the Hun.
13:27Nonsense.
13:28No.
13:30No.
13:30That sword has evil in it.
13:32I saw it.
13:34It's the sword of Hades.
13:37Kal-El, tell me why I shouldn't just sail off and leave you here on your own.
13:41Well, Kata's troops are on all the cliff sides, all along the shore.
13:46They man fiery catapults.
13:48So any ship that tries to leave during the contest, toast.
13:52You're broiled bread.
13:54Oh, in a manner of speaking, yes.
13:57So now what?
13:59Well, on the plus side, you've made it to the finals.
14:02And on the down side?
14:04Tomorrow you fight the master.
14:08The master requests your presence at dinner tonight.
14:13Fine.
14:15Fine, certainly.
14:16Perhaps this master will discuss all of this in a more rational manner.
14:20What would you like for your last meal?
14:28Fire's going out.
14:31Oh, mate!
14:36Even if Sinbad should win, who knows if this Kata will abide by his own rules.
14:41He's a killer.
14:42And Kal-El?
14:43The word weasel keeps running through my mind.
14:49What are you thinking, Maeve?
14:51Aside from everything?
14:52Hmm?
14:53Oh.
14:54Kata's sword.
14:56If it really does have some special powers, and I can figure out what those powers were,
15:03maybe I could neutralize it somehow.
15:05No offense, Maeve.
15:07But tossing fireballs is one thing.
15:09Taking out the spirit of Attila the Hun?
15:11Huh.
15:12Yeah.
15:14I suppose you're right.
15:20Where do you think you're going?
15:23I just want to stretch my legs a little.
15:33What?
15:34Now pipe down.
15:35I'm trying to eat.
15:39She's a big girl.
15:40She can take care of herself.
15:42She's only going for a walk, right?
15:44Right.
15:46She'll be fine.
15:47She's not going to get in any trouble.
15:49Undoubtedly.
15:53The heck with it.
15:55You watch her, Bird.
15:58I'm going to stretch my legs.
16:18Go ahead.
16:19Go ahead.
16:20I'll entertain the bird.
16:25So you want to talk about the principles of flight?
16:48You know my customs?
16:51I've sailed to Nippon on occasion, Master Tetsu.
17:09Have I done anything to offend you?
17:12Not especially.
17:14Sometimes I like to study the men I'm about to kill.
17:18Well, everyone needs a hobby, I guess.
17:21You mocked me, like the others.
17:24You see the bloodthirsty foreigner.
17:26He has no feelings.
17:27He just kills.
17:28He has no honor.
17:30You misunderstand me, Tetsu.
17:33I'm just trying to do it.
17:35I'm just trying to make the best of a really bad situation.
17:38There's an old saying in my country.
17:40If you're skating on thin ice, you might as well dance.
17:44I didn't know you had ice in your country.
17:48I don't.
17:50I lied.
17:54I sense you are a complicated man.
17:57And a thirsty one.
17:58I'm just trying to make the best of a really bad situation.
18:31What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
18:35Listening to drivel, apparently.
18:39I'm here to see the great warlord, Kata.
18:42He's busy.
18:43He can't be disturbed.
18:46Anyway, why don't you spend a little time with us?
18:50I better know what's in that bottle.
18:52Yeah, a party waiting to happen?
18:54Shut up, you cave-dwelling squints.
18:58I like a girl with spirit.
19:00Makes my blood boil.
19:02Really?
19:03We'll percolate away, short, dark, and ugly.
19:10Are we boiling yet?
19:14What's going on out here?
19:19Oh, my lord!
19:22These evil men were about to do me great harm.
19:27Fear no more, my fair lord.
19:30These men are supposed to protect me from spies and assassins.
19:35Not gifts of nature such as yourself.
19:38Oh, my lord, you are as great a poet as you are a warrior.
19:46Would you care to join me for an evening of wine and poetry?
19:50I can't wait.
19:53I'll deal with you later.
19:55Get back to your posts!
19:59You two?
20:00Stay outside.
20:07Gonna get yourself killed doing that to me one day.
20:12I don't like it either.
20:14Let's just hope she knows what she's doing.
20:20What is it?
20:22Why do you look so strangely?
20:24Must be the wine.
20:25It's very potent.
20:28No.
20:29You look at me with disdain.
20:32Do I repulse you as I do others?
20:35Not at all.
20:36I'm just curious.
20:39You're a long way from home.
20:40I have no home.
20:43I'm sorry.
20:44I do not need your pity.
20:47I need no one's pity.
20:51Such great anger betrays a great sorrow.
20:55Your family.
20:57Were they killed?
21:02We were fisher folk.
21:04Sailors.
21:05I was a young boy.
21:06There was a war.
21:08When it was over, I was alone.
21:10Warlord raised me to be a samurai.
21:13A warrior sworn to protect him at all costs.
21:16I was proud to be chosen being the son of a fisherman.
21:20And for many years, I was the best of his samurai.
21:24The best.
21:25But?
21:28I discovered the warlord was evil.
21:31He kept the peasant, my true people, under his thumb.
21:36Tortured them.
21:37I could no longer be part of his tyranny.
21:40Yet I was bound to obey him by the Bushido, the way of the warrior.
21:46But you couldn't.
21:47I ran and became a warrior without a master.
21:54He vowed to catch me, hang my head upon his castle wall.
22:00I escaped to the sea.
22:03I was lost in a storm.
22:05I was lost in a storm.
22:05Let me guess.
22:07You woke a stranger on a strange land.
22:11There's no recollection of how you got there.
22:14You found yourself wearing a new piece of jewelry.
22:18How did you know?
22:20It seems we're part of the same club.
22:27No more talk.
22:31I know your tricks.
22:34You are here to weaken my resolve.
22:36I know you think I am a foreigner.
22:39Only Kata respects me as a warrior.
22:41I fight in fair fights for him, save many lives in battle.
22:44He knows I'm an honorable man.
22:47Tomorrow, I will kill you.
22:50That is my job.
22:52A job you despise.
22:54Lies!
23:01No doubt you are in awe of being in the presence of such a great warlord.
23:07That's one way of putting it.
23:09Your arrival is timely indeed.
23:12I have been giving considerable thought to sharing my power.
23:16With a woman of substance.
23:22Power fascinates me.
23:23As well it should.
23:25With my great intelligence and my sword, I am unstoppable.
23:30Cunning is the key.
23:32But the sword?
23:33Is second to my cunning.
23:35It takes more than mere brute force to be the master of so many.
23:39I realized early on that people are like children.
23:44They want to be protected.
23:46They don't want to think.
23:48I enter their kingdom and promise to rid them of all thought, all worry.
23:53I am there to keep their little lives tidy, routine.
23:57Of course, in return, they have to give up everything.
24:29At first, they don't seem to mind.
24:31Have to hear yourself.
24:32I can see the fire in your eyes.
24:38Perhaps...
24:39A small demonstration.
24:43I would be honored.
24:49Behold!
24:57Behold, the sea, the smoke of death to anyone it touches.
25:03I am powerful. I am death-comfortable.
25:08Join me, woman.
25:09The world will be at our feet.
25:13I'll toy with people's hopes, set them against each other with these silly contests.
25:17All the while wielding the most powerful weapon in the world.
25:21Fear.
25:23I have shown you my secrets.
25:27Now, show me all of yours.
25:33Assassins! Guards!
25:35No!
25:41You are?
25:42Coming through, hun.
25:44I couldn't handle them.
25:45You're welcome.
25:48Leave the sword. Let's get out of here.
25:50Without it, we're helpless.
25:51With it, we're pincushions. Now, come on!
25:53Run! Run!
25:57Run!
25:57Hurry!
25:59My lord Kana!
26:05Up there! Behind them, you idiots!
26:09Very much!
26:20Well, now that we know about the sword, we have to warn Sinbad.
26:23Neither of them stand a chance should Ketar decide to draw that sword.
26:26If what she says is correct, it's the embodiment of pure evil.
26:29Oh, I'd love to examine that sword, find out its secrets.
26:33Now is neither the time nor place.
26:35Yes, I know, I know.
26:38And we only have tonight to figure out how to fight the power of the sword.
26:48This is a very pretty toy, Ron Gard.
26:57Lost your wits, lad.
27:00No, he not only has his wits, he's found a solution.
27:04Let's go, friends.
27:05I feel a brainstorm coming on. Come on!
27:08Oh, my sword.
27:10Come on, let's go to the boat. I think I have the solution.
27:13Greetings next night, isn't it?
27:15The solution for the sword of Hades.
27:17Please.
27:18I believe you're a man of honor, Tetsu.
27:21But Kata, he's using you to destroy the lives a thousand-
27:25No!
27:28I am no longer a Ronin.
27:30I have found a master. I will defend him to the death.
27:35A man of honor defending a dishonorable thug.
27:41Things would have been simpler if I'd become what I always wanted.
27:44But... a sailor.
27:49I will truly regret killing you tomorrow.
27:54Imagine how I feel about it.
28:01There's still time to walk away from all this, Tetsu.
28:08No.
28:09I cannot.
28:12I've betrayed both myself and my people once by running.
28:15I will no longer run.
28:17I've given my word to Kata.
28:20Do not worry about me.
28:21I find solace in my dreams.
28:24When I sleep, I'm a sailor.
28:28Visiting unknown lands.
28:30Using my skills to defend the defenseless.
28:33That is truly honorable.
28:35In that world, I am proud to be a Ronin.
28:38I have no one master. I have many.
28:41The people of the world are my masters.
28:43A teacher of mine once told me...
28:46...you're never too old to start making your dreams come true.
28:51This world...
28:52...is without dreams, Sinbad.
28:55Might rules over heart.
28:59Somehow we are linked.
29:01Bound together by destiny and desire.
29:11Your days has caught us butcher, muster.
29:21Your days have caught us butcher, muster.
29:29Veruz...
29:31You seem healthy this morning.
29:32Good night's sleep.
29:34Some scientific remedies.
29:35I'm completely restored.
29:38Is there something I should know?
29:40Yeah.
29:41Dermot hasn't eaten this morning.
29:47Ladies and gentlemen.
29:50Citizens of Baronia and the Far Isles.
29:53It is my honor to announce...
29:56...a jewel to the death...
29:59...between my champion...
30:01...master Tetzel...
30:04...and the champion of Baronia...
30:07...Sinbad...
30:09...the sailor.
30:16Yes, sir.
30:17Thank you very much.
30:29Yes, sir.
30:29There you are, I'll deal with you later.
30:31Yes, sir.
30:32Yes, sir.
30:33Yes, sir.
30:34Hooray, Eugen.
30:52There's still time to walk away, Tetson.
30:55I'm bound by honor, Captain.
30:58Yours will be blood, and I'll regret spilling.
31:20Watch it, Sinbad!
31:22Come on, Sinbad!
31:45Come on, Sinbad!
32:04Come on, Sinbad!
32:11Oh, no!
32:16Oh, my God.
33:02Oh, my way. I'm a physician.
33:13This man's dead.
33:15No! It cannot be! I forbid it!
33:42This man's dead.
33:45This man's dead is dead.
33:47He lived as he died in the tradition of the Bushido, the way of the warrior.
33:53Last night he asked me, should he lose, that I bury him at sea.
33:58I will honor this request.
34:02I am the new master now.
34:05Baronia has won the war.
34:07And as Baronia's new champion, I declare that these war games are over!
34:13Good people, your countries are your own again.
34:17Go in peace.
34:19I speak for Kalal, the wise ruler of this land.
34:24Right, yeah.
34:25Like he said, everyone, go home.
34:28Go and tell your people that the war is over.
34:30No!
34:32The war is not over!
34:34I forbid the war to be over!
34:37I wield the power of Hades, the power of Attila the Hun!
34:41Now, I've won back my island, Kata.
34:42Now, like you said, the war is over.
34:46Look around you!
34:51No!
34:52I am still supreme ruler!
34:55I'd start looking for a new job if I were you.
34:57Now, Kata, come on now.
35:00Now, you made the rules yourself, and if you defy the rules, I say there are no rules.
35:04Now, let's face it, you're not exactly loved by the people assembled here.
35:07If you break your own rules, the people will rebel, and there'll be chaos.
35:12And don't forget, there's always next year.
35:17I acknowledge defeat graciously, Kal-El.
35:22But as for you, this incident is outside the rules of the game.
35:27It's personal.
35:29I will see your blood stain the sands of Baronia.
35:37Have I ever told you you have the gift of Gab?
35:40Never in a positive way, no.
35:43Listen, if I were you, I'd get off this island before Kata comes to his senses.
35:47You'll be all right.
35:48Oh, yeah, sure.
35:50Until we meet again, old friend.
36:06Did you get his sword?
36:07No, I didn't have time.
36:08Verus!
36:09Back up plan in place, Captain.
36:10Ready to set sail?
36:11Aye, little brother.
36:12Where's Tensu?
36:14Here's Sinbad.
36:18Well, you look every inch, the sailor.
36:22Don't worry about the clothes.
36:23They'll shrink.
36:25Here's your first ship, Captain.
36:27It's not much, but it's a start.
36:29Enough supplies for two weeks.
36:32I thank you, Sinbad.
36:33My pleasure, friend.
36:35Tetsu the warrior has earned an honorable death.
36:37Now, Tetsu the sailor will sail the seven seas as he dreamed.
36:43Get to fool all those people.
36:44You died an honorable death, sir.
36:47Sinbad's aim was true.
36:48He struck you in the heart, but your heart was stronger than the knife.
36:52My fault, I'm afraid.
36:56Thank you, Sinbad.
36:57You reminded me of our spiritual bond and it set me free.
37:02Treachery!
37:05Uh-oh.
37:08You know what to do.
37:10Tetsu, get in your ship and set sail.
37:12I will not leave your side, Sinbad.
37:16Slaughter them all!
37:17The treacherous Eden first!
37:20No!
37:30I can't get it loose!
37:36Come on, come on, come on, hurry!
37:48It's loose.
37:49Sinan, more tension.
37:51Hurry.
37:51Come on.
37:53Yeah!
37:59Okay, let's try it.
38:00Hurry.
38:01Hurry, Grandpa.
38:03Ah!
38:04Ah!
38:07Whoa!
38:13Oh!
38:18Whoa!
38:19Ah!
38:24Oh!
38:29Thanks!
38:30Ah!
38:31Thanks!
38:31Oh!
38:34Oh!
38:38Oh!
38:40Oh!
38:44Oh!
38:47Oh!
38:48Oh!
38:49Oh!
38:50Oh!
38:52The heathen is a dead man, sailor.
38:55But you...
38:57I might spare your life
39:00if you beg for it.
39:02I hate to be the one
39:04that always spoils all your fun,
39:06but in a word,
39:08no.
39:09I can handle this, my friend.
39:14I have no intention of fighting you, Kata.
39:16I don't have a problem with that.
39:21Turn it around!
39:28After I kill you,
39:30I'll slaughter your entire crew slowly.
39:33Whatever makes you happy.
39:35No one steps in front of Kata and Lex.
39:40Bruce,
39:40how about getting rid of some of this hot air?
39:43You'll die a horrible death, Niles.
39:46Do my wrong or now!
39:59Hurry!
40:00We can't let the smoke touch any of us!
40:02Come on, turn!
40:04Turn!
40:05Turn!
40:06No!
40:09No!
40:11No!
40:12No!
40:18He lives by the sword.
40:23No!
40:24No!
40:25No!
40:27No!
40:27No!
40:39Go join your master!
40:41In Hades!
40:49Hopefully, the fish will find a better use for it.
41:06How do you think he'll fare as a sailor?
41:08He'll do just fine.
41:10He and I are part of the same club.
41:17Now, there's a sight, little brother.
41:19Look at him.
41:20Dancing around like a little child who's just received a present.
41:23He just unwrapped a great secret, big brother.
41:26He's found out you're never too old to launch your dreams.
41:31He's not a man.
41:34He's not a man.
41:41Jesus, I've seen it here.
41:41He's heading up to the new Yais.
41:43I'm gonna do nothing.
41:44He's never even buying anymore.
41:44I'm gonna do nothing.
41:45You won't have to do anything else.
41:45He'd do nothing.
41:47I'm gonna do nothing!
41:48You won't have to do anything.
41:49I'm gonna do nothing.
41:58He's not a man even higher!
42:00He's not a man.
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