00:02Hi mate, you okay?
00:03Uh, yeah. Is everything alright?
00:07Yeah, I was just wondering if I could just nip in and have a quick shower.
00:12I've just run out of hot water. Yeah? Can you just let me in?
00:17Wait, hang on. You want to use my shower, you said?
00:22Yeah, I've run out of hot water. It's your neighbour?
00:27Yeah, I know. You live across the street. It's funny, you've never actually spoke to me before.
00:33So, why my house? I'm confused. Why are you coming to me?
00:37Well, James said that you want from home. Everybody else goes to the office. I know that you're home.
00:44Could you just let me in now? Because I need to have a quick shower. I've got an audition and
00:47I'm really running late.
00:49Hang on. Is that a shower cap?
00:53Hello?
00:53You're being serious, aren't you?
00:54I can't get my hair wet. I've got no hot water. Don't make this any more difficult. And just let
01:01me come in and have a shower.
01:02Listen, Deb, Debbie, I'm not being funny here. What's the problem?
01:08Listen, I'm not being funny here, but ever since you moved in, you know, I've always been trying to get
01:13your attention. You know, I've tried to talk to you. You know, I wanted your number. I told James. And
01:18you know, you just sort of kind of curved me off. I just, I just find it funny. You just
01:22want to come and use my shower. You know, I don't, you know, I'm kind of confused here. Help me
01:27connect the dots.
01:30I don't see what the problem is. I've asked you. I've asked you quite nicely. I need to use your
01:36shower.
01:38Like, what do you want from me? Like, you've not really made an FR. I mean, I don't really care
01:45enough, but I do care to have a shower.
01:48If you using my shower is me doing you a favour, correct? Yeah. How about this? Maybe you come back
01:57later or stay around. Maybe we can get a drink together or something. Maybe stay around for a drink, have
02:01a chat.
02:03Stay around for a drink?
02:05Yeah, just one or two.
02:07What do you see here? What do you see here? This is a shower cap.
02:10Yeah.
02:11What do you think this is? Champagne glasses. No, I'm not going to stay around for a drink. I want
02:14to come in. I want to have a shower. And then I need to go to an audition.
02:18So, if you can just hurry up, please, that would be great.
02:21Okay, that's fine. You've got something. Okay, what about this? When you come back from your audition, maybe come back
02:26over and have a tea with me or, you know, I can cook something for us?
02:31No. No, you're my neighbour. That's all you'll ever be. And you have hot water. So, if you can just
02:40open the door and stop taking the piss out of me right now because I am a little bit cold.
02:47Oh, well, I can see that.
02:48Come on, Em.
02:51That's the turn, Em. Look, look, I'm not very comfortable with strangers using my shower. You know, it's my private,
02:57personal space.
02:58Strangers? You didn't want me to be a stranger.
03:01What?
03:01You were very happy for me to be more than a stranger.
03:04That's what I'm trying to say. If maybe there was an opportunity for us to be more, then maybe, you
03:09know what I mean? It kind of makes sense. But from what you're telling me, you know, that door's closed.
03:14So, mine's going to stay closed too.
03:20Excuse me.
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