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00:01Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:04Okay, no one's gonna be surprised by this,
00:06but I messed everything up.
00:07Someone kidnapped Rod.
00:09I guess they were after some mutant blood he got his hands on.
00:12So, me and my brothers questioned his siblings, Mod and Todd,
00:15who were both super weird and tried to kidnap us and even eat us.
00:19But neither of them had Rod.
00:21All our leads led to dead ends.
00:23And just as I was losing hope, Rod freed himself.
00:26He thinks his own dad tried to kidnap him to get the mutant blood.
00:28That's super messed up.
00:37When I grow up, I'm going to be a genius scientist.
00:41Daddy said so.
00:42You need a genius scientist to figure out what's wrong with you.
00:45You're just jealous because Daddy said being swole isn't a job.
00:49He did not.
00:50Did too? You are so dumb.
00:53No, you are.
00:54What are you gonna do when you grow up, Rod Jr.?
00:57What, me?
00:59I thought maybe we could do something together, you know?
01:02As a family.
01:05That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
01:07Any child said that I've ever heard.
01:08I need a healer, Rod!
01:13What can I do when you grow up?
01:16Who do you think he has any presence with your father and that's what I lived near you?
01:18Got help, Garaklle!
01:21Good.
01:25Unless you talk a little trick faster than what you're saving or saving it.
01:27I'm not good for people to not depart you.
01:27Yes don't expect parents.
01:28That'ssta, Richard.
01:28I did not feel the same.
01:28And that's why nothing.
01:29Hang or a voure.
01:31Yeah and Wendy did not feel I am willing to hold up a proyecto.
01:32Deadese at the world.
01:34forget that they are all sorts of þess,
01:35Put the girl wound to be in my headeduc and that露.
01:37Dad? But that was mine.
01:44You've learned a valuable lesson today, Rod.
01:47In life, things like friends and family are only a distraction.
01:52And what was once yours is now mine.
01:59Can I get another one?
02:06Many apologies, Master Rod.
02:08Apparently, we are out of ice cream.
02:46So wait, you're saying your dad kidnapped you?
02:49Well, he's the one that sent us to rescue you.
02:51Oh, trust me, he's in on it.
02:53And just to say it, whoever actually kidnapped me, those guys were monsters.
02:57The sandwich they gave me, super dry.
03:01You don't know who the actual kidnappers are, right?
03:05Like, could you recognize their voices if you heard them?
03:08Of course. I'm amazing at recalling sounds.
03:10It's called echoic memory, if you must know.
03:13Can we focus, please? Like, why did your dad call the kidnappers?
03:17It's all about the mutant blood. That's what he wants.
03:19What a shocker. Wow, for real. I'm just blown away by this revolution.
03:23Wait, that doesn't even make sense. Your dad had us in his office.
03:26He didn't even try and capture us.
03:28He doesn't want your mutant blood. He wants my mutant blood.
03:31He just likes taking things that belong to me.
03:33But he's your dad. That's horrible.
03:37Yeah, well, he's been doing it my whole life.
03:39But what he doesn't know is that the mutant blood I had? Get ready?
03:44It was fake!
03:46Are you serious?
03:47Come on. And we're out.
03:50This guy's literally the worst.
03:52Hang on. What was in that bottle on your live stream? It glowed.
03:55I don't know. A little this, a little that. Mostly lime soda and sludge from my garbage disposal.
04:00It had to look real. That's how clickbait works, man.
04:02He did all this for likes, Mikey. It's not his fault he's the way he is. You met his family.
04:08It must have been pretty awful growing up around that.
04:11Check it out, guys. I'm coming at you live with my best friends, the Ninja Turtles.
04:15Off to confront my rich dad who probably just had me kidnapped. Smash that subscribe button!
04:21He's never going to change, Mikey. Whatever this is, let it go.
04:28I can't just leave him. He's been through a traumatic event. Kind of.
04:33But hey, it's good he didn't have real mutant blood. Right? Guys?
04:39Speaking of mutant blood, how about it?
04:42Not sure you're learning a lesson here, buddy.
05:04Ooh, this is gonna be way easier than eating that whole crocodile lady.
05:08With the mutant scale that fell into your lap, I've been able to extract...
05:14Mutagen. Mutagen! With which I will change the world! Somehow.
05:19Uh, yeah, but that scale is mine, so really, I'm changing the world.
05:24Finally, Dad will have to deal with us. To see us as equals.
05:29Maybe now will finally be enough.
05:33It's complete. It's never been tested, of course.
05:36And it's extremely dangerous and could easily have horrific side effects.
05:40Yeah! Good enough for me! I'll be the one to give this to Dad!
05:44Sorry, not sorry, sis!
05:46Oh!
05:50The mutagen is too valuable to let idiots like you have it.
05:55Think of all the new medicines we can create! The cures we'll discover!
06:00Or... I could give it to my Dad.
06:02I'm sorry, what?
06:11Is this because we didn't have an appointment?
06:15We're just trying to see Rot's dad.
06:17Yeah, it's probably because I have a lifetime ban from this place.
06:20Some stuff happened with the plumbing. We don't really have to get into it.
06:25Can you maybe just call him?
06:27He blocked my number.
06:28Gentlemen!
06:29Stand down.
06:30You two, come with me. He'll see you now.
06:36We gotta get that fake blood back.
06:38What? I thought you were here to confront your Dad.
06:40No, I know. I just don't want him to find out that it wasn't real.
06:43This is the most he's ever paid attention to me.
06:45Everything's going to be fine. He's your Dad. He's gonna love you for you.
06:49Not some mutant blood. You really think so?
06:52Sure I do. Now, come on. This is your moment.
06:58Well...
07:00Uh, yeah.
07:02No.
07:03Look, we know you kidnapped Rod.
07:05I would never kidnap Rod because he has no value.
07:08But I did track down the actual kidnappers and purchased the mutagen
07:12because that has value.
07:16All his life, Rod has failed to live up to his potential.
07:20I gave Rod my name and with that comes expectations.
07:24It's not enough to be the fun one.
07:28Ouch!
07:29The only good thing he's ever done is get his hands on this.
07:34So... you're saying I did something good?
07:37But I won't see it wasted by giving mutant powers to my most idiotic child.
07:42Not when I could have them.
07:44Whoa, whoa, whoa! You don't want to do that. Trust me.
07:47Father! I did it! I got you mutant blood!
07:51Mod?
07:51Aren't you proud of me? Of all your children, only I...
07:54Wait, what's that stuff? It looks like lime, soda, and barf.
07:59It's not! It's straight from the source.
08:01Where'd you get that?
08:02I made it! With science!
08:05Dad, trust me. She's lying and my stuff's the good stuff.
08:09What are you talking about?
08:10Rod, you have to tell him that...
08:13Why would you do that?
08:18Now all I need is a proper mutant name.
08:22Lexus, let's focus group...
08:25Power Rod.
08:31Rod's dad is really mean.
08:34Are you still watching Rod's stupid livestream?
08:36I cannot figure out why Mikey's still hanging out with that guy.
08:40Oh, hey, look. It's, uh, Rod's sister.
08:43Ooh, drama. Let's spill some tea, hmm?
08:46What? I like reality TV.
08:48What? What's she got? Is that...?
08:50Oh, no.
08:51Wait, he's not really gonna...
08:54Ew!
08:55Whoa!
08:56We should probably get over there.
08:58So Ma thinks she can outsmart me, huh?
09:01Well, I'm un-outsmartable.
09:04We're gonna storm in there and take that mutant juice back!
09:09That was the last set I will ever do as a human.
09:11As of tomorrow, we shall all be mutants.
09:14Let's go!
09:19That mutagen was the scientific breakthrough we've been waiting for.
09:23We were supposed to change the world with it and get rich in the process.
09:29Where can I get it back?
09:30And maybe share it with the scientific journals!
09:38That idiot and his family are a clear and present danger to humanity.
09:43And now they have mutagen? No.
09:46Find any mutagen in the building. It is too dangerous to exist.
09:50And if any mutant gets in your way, you know what to do.
09:59Um, sir, you may want to induce vomiting now.
10:02I think that's what you're supposed to do when you drink poison.
10:08Uh, full disclosure, Dad, my mutant blood was fake, so this is all Bond's fault.
10:12My fault? I didn't think he was gonna drink it.
10:14This is so unfair! I came up with the name Power Rod!
10:17I should be the one with mutant eyes.
10:19You do have mutant eyes, which I looked up, by the way.
10:21Two different colored eyes is called heterochromia, not anisochoria,
10:25which is different sized pupils.
10:27A lot of people get that confused.
10:28Oh, great! So now on top of all this, I've been living a lot...
10:41Yes! I can feel the mutant power coursing through my veins!
10:46All thanks to me, right?
10:48He drank both, so it's more like mutant power mixed with an energy drink
10:51and muck from rod sink.
10:53You're kinda less power, Rod, and more...muck man.
10:57How could you do this to me, Dad?
10:59You knew it was my dream to be a mutant.
11:01I was gonna be muck man!
11:02Oh, grow up, Rod!
11:04Okay, for real?
11:05You need to see a doctor or drink some Ipecac or something.
11:08If there's a nice veterinarian at the zoo we see sometimes,
11:11maybe she can put you back in.
11:13Put me back.
11:15Why would I ever wanna do that?
11:21Mikey!
11:22And I thought being rich was the greatest achievement.
11:26But this...this is true power.
11:32Dad! No! He's my friend!
11:35Oh, you never learn.
11:39Friends, family, they're a distraction.
11:42Look at what I've taken from you because of it.
11:53Uh, sorry, that's...
11:58That's kind of gross.
12:02Should've seen that coming.
12:04Are you, uh, sure you're okay?
12:06Maybe do you wanna come back to my lab and, I don't know,
12:10try the eyewash station?
12:16I feel like we need to crash in through those windows.
12:18Yeah, uh, of course you do.
12:19Hey, look.
12:22Aren't those mods science guys?
12:25Wait, that's Todd and his goons.
12:28Yeah, this seems like a problem.
12:46Rod, there's a good chance I was wrong about all this
12:48and your dad is a jerk who's probably gonna murder us now.
12:51That figures.
12:52I mean, he always talked about it.
12:53I guess I should've taken him more seriously.
12:58Guys!
12:59Wait, how did you even get up here?
13:00No time. We gotta go.
13:02There's a whole lot of trouble on his way.
13:05Is that Rod's dad?
13:08Uh...
13:08Is he supposed to look like that?
13:10So, are we fighting here or what?
13:12I mean, he's just one giant pile of...
13:15I don't know what I'm looking at.
13:17Ooh, baby.
13:18It's mutation time.
13:20No!
13:21Dad?
13:24For science!
13:26Oh, dang.
13:29Destroy all mut...
13:31No!
13:33Ah!
13:35Crank it, folks!
13:36It's just a fucking animal.
13:37I don't want a penis!
13:51Okay, well...
13:52It's been a day.
13:53Alright, we should probably just ooo-a-wn out of here.
13:56at this juggler, like...
14:21What the heck, Mikey? That's his dad?
14:23I can't take all the blame for this.
14:25These just got a little out of control.
14:27Wait, what about Todd and Maude?
14:29We have to go back!
14:32Dad, it's me. You're a little tadpole.
14:35You still recognize me, right?
14:39Oh, yeah, he recognizes me as his favorite.
14:42What? Dad, don't listen to him.
14:44I'm your favorite.
14:45If you're gonna eat anyone, eat him.
14:47He's not gonna eat me.
14:48If he's gonna eat anyone, it's gonna be...
14:51Oh, no! No, he's not your favorite!
14:53Oh, no! No!
14:56Maude?
15:02We gotta split.
15:28Is everyone okay?
15:29Well, my dad just hate my brother and sister, but yeah, sure.
15:32Uh, I meant my brothers.
15:35But, you know, sorry about your dad turning into a mutant monster.
15:39How does that even work?
15:40I always figured muogen would just make humans explode.
15:43Whatever was in the fake muogen mixed with the real one.
15:46Now that I think about it, the same thing happened with Pigeon P.
15:50What?
15:51It did.
15:51We can't handle this. We need to call the police or...
15:54I can't leave my dad like this. We gotta stay and help him.
15:57Okay, well, you have fun with that, Rod.
16:03I'm staying.
16:04Are you serious?!
16:06After everything that's happened, you're still sticking by this guy?
16:08Why?
16:09For real, Mikey. Make us understand.
16:11I'm just trying to be to rob what you guys are to me.
16:15What?
16:22Look, Rod's a mess.
16:24He does dumb things, but so do I.
16:27The difference is you guys always have my back.
16:29You're there for me no matter how big of an idiot I am.
16:32And I try to be better because of you.
16:35My brothers make me a better person, and Rod deserves to have someone like that in his life.
16:40So I won't abandon him.
16:41Just like you would never abandon me.
16:45I...
16:48Yeah, we...
16:49What the heck is with all the dust in here?
16:52Of course.
16:53It's in my eyes.
16:54Like always.
16:55We're with you, Mikey.
16:59You really are my best friend.
17:01My only friend.
17:03Ever.
17:03I don't know.
17:06How are we supposed to fight a giant mutant blob monster?
17:09I don't know.
17:10Fire? Cold? A combination of both?
17:12Rod, maybe you could talk to him.
17:14Yeah, I just tend to make things worse wherever I go.
17:18You're right.
17:19You do make everything worse.
17:21The muck in your fake mutagen must have made the real mutagen go bad.
17:25So what if we give him more muck?
17:28Maybe it'll overload him.
17:29Donny, what do you think?
17:30I think that doesn't have any basis in science at all.
17:34But I'm with you.
17:40What is this place?
17:42It's my dad's private kitchen.
17:44Should have everything we need.
17:45What do you need to make muck?
18:00Now we just need some two liters of highly caffeinated soda, some algae, and a little kombucha. Check the fridge,
18:06bros.
18:27How a bunga.
18:44You, uh, you...
18:45Donnie, you think this is gonna work, right?
18:48Do you really want me to answer that?
19:11Hey, Dad! Look what I got!
19:14It's a special drink that's all mine!
19:16You can't have it. It's all mine!
19:23Did we survive this?
19:25I think I'm just gonna chill as a regular dude.
19:27No more mutant stuff.
19:31Ow!
19:35Ow!
19:41Ah!
19:43I got it!
19:44Come on, keep pouring it on!
19:46Sort of that!
19:55Take this!
19:59Whoa!
20:00Whoa!
20:01Watch out!
20:09Guys, I'm dry!
20:11Ugh!
20:12Me too!
20:12What do we do?
20:14I got this!
20:15Just...
20:15I need a sec!
20:22Mikey! I said I got this!
20:23You obviously don't!
20:25Mikey!
20:26I got this!
20:33I love you, Dad!
20:52It's in my mouth!
20:53I am so sick of ooze!
20:56Whoa!
20:58Whoa!
21:01Whoa!
21:02Whoa!
21:02Whoa!
21:02Yeah!
21:03I told you I'd make you proud, Dad.
21:06Rod?
21:07You...
21:08You saved us?
21:10Dude!
21:19Rod!
21:20You did it!
21:22I want to thank all of you for sticking by me.
21:26I learned a lot of valuable lessons.
21:29And...
21:29Wait!
21:29Hang on!
21:30I should be live streaming this.
21:33Yes, girl!
21:33I want to smash that button.
21:34Aw, yeah!
21:35Check it out, guys!
21:36Well, that about does it!
21:37Wraps it all up.
21:39Mod decided to get out of science and start a coffee company.
21:42And Todd quit the gym and started a foundation of protecting endangered species.
21:46Rod took over his dad's company, which is surprisingly easy because they have the same name.
21:50The whole family came together, which is all Rod really wanted.
21:54Not a bad tell, right?
21:56Nothing bad coming out of this at all.
22:01Sue.
22:07And my brother's friend of Lee came to see one of my improv shows, which left only one tiny loose
22:12end.
22:12Hey, you never did figure out who kidnapped you, right?
22:15Don't let him get away!
22:20What?
22:21You made us the kidnappers.
22:23Why?
22:24You could have at least made us good at it.
22:26I mean, come on.
22:27That's what you get for pestering me from mutant stories.
22:29I had to...
22:31Drum roll, please.
22:33Improvise!
22:34Mikey, no.
22:36First.
22:51We've got this personality.
23:00Any questions?
23:02We've got this personality?
23:06Why?
23:08We've got this personality.
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