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00:12Oh! Oh, it's not open yet!
00:14Mum, it's closed!
00:16Then open it!
00:18Right!
00:25One, two, three!
00:30One, two, three!
00:36One, two, three!
00:39Stop it!
00:44Back to our affairs of needs!
00:55All available units writing recorded in Milton's
00:58Well, Lieutenant, we're on fire.
01:00Caramatic units have been notified.
01:01Let's go!
01:04Take care!
01:07Go!
01:11Go!
01:16Go!
01:20Go!
01:21Go!
01:22Go!
01:24Go!
01:25Go!
01:27Go!
01:31We'll be back.
02:01Standby, Alpha 10. The whole damn city's going done.
02:05Step out of the car, please.
02:19I said step out of the car.
02:29I'm sorry, Murphy.
02:32I don't know what happened.
02:36I'm sorry.
02:43Go ahead and shock the flatline, then let's quit.
02:45Okay, everybody, clear!
02:47Officer Alex Murphy shot to death in the line of duty.
02:51Legally, he's dead.
02:53We can pretty much do what we want.
02:56There's a new guy in town.
02:57His name's Robocop.
03:10Murphy, it is you.
03:27Now!
03:29Now!
03:45Come on, let's burn that fat.
03:48Just a little faster now.
03:50Faster, faster.
03:51Come on, now, you can do it.
03:53Come on, faster, faster.
03:56Faster.
03:57Faster, just a little faster now.
03:59Well, you can do it.
04:01Why kill yourself to take off what you're just going to put back on?
04:05There's only one way to lose weight.
04:08Stop eating.
04:10Easier said than done.
04:13That's why to shed those excess pounds,
04:16nine out of ten doctors at Omni-Metaplex recommend new no-gain tablets
04:20with the miracle of Virillium mutans narcosa,
04:23or as we call it, VMN, nature's own appetite suppressant.
04:29Try it.
04:30See for yourself.
04:31With no gain, there's no strain, no pain,
04:36and best of all, no gain.
04:40A new report released today shows homicide on the downswing in Old Detroit.
04:45Right, Beau?
04:46Right, Rocky.
04:47Last month, police in Old Detroit were called in to investigate only 312 murders,
04:52down a whopping 5% from this time last year.
04:55Nice going, Old Detroit.
04:58But it's not all good news on the crime front.
05:00Rocky?
05:02For the second straight day, Delta City has been rocked by a wave of violence
05:06that has city officials scratching their heads.
05:09Martina Marks has more.
05:10Oh, yes, scratching their heads indeed, Rocky.
05:13With me is Dr. Jean Julius of the Omni Research Institute.
05:16And, Dr. Julius, what's especially troubling
05:19is that this violence is taking place right here in Delta City
05:22and not in Old Detroit, where, well, quite frankly, it might be expected.
05:26That's right, Martina.
05:27The usual suspects are not involved.
05:30According to police records,
05:31most of the people arrested have been ordinary citizens
05:34with no criminal past and no affinity for violence up till now.
05:40Well, what's happening then?
05:41I mean, are we all going crazy?
05:44Not quite.
05:46But there is a kind of collective madness
05:48that wells up in societies when stress levels reach their breaking point.
05:52Those most affected are, of course, those with the most at stake,
05:56the affluent white color set, the middle class.
06:00In a word, or in five words, to be exact,
06:05the people of Delta City.
06:09Let's go. Come on, right.
06:10Come on. Come on.
06:13Let's go.
06:14Come on.
06:19What's this? Moral?
06:20Delta Central is swamped.
06:22They asked if we'd take their overflow.
06:23What do we do with it?
06:24Pits tents in the parking lot?
06:26There's no room, Wilcox. There's no room.
06:28I know, sir, but...
06:29But what?
06:30I don't know, Sarge.
06:32Well, what next?
06:33Sergeant Parks.
06:35Sergeant Parks.
06:39What are you doing here, Madigan?
06:41It's your day off, right?
06:42Hey, Sarge!
06:42In a minute!
06:44Detective Madigan is under arrest.
06:51Madigan?
06:53Speeding.
06:54Reckless driving.
06:55Evading arrest.
06:56Endangering the public.
06:58Possession of an impounded vehicle.
06:59Okay, okay, okay, okay.
07:01Go on into my office.
07:03Go on.
07:08Madigan?
07:12Madigan?
07:17Um, it's like I told Murphy.
07:19I was just at home, and suddenly I had to get out.
07:23Just drive, you know, somewhere.
07:25Just had to be doing something, anything.
07:33The car's in the garage, so I'd go to the impound lot.
07:36I knew it was done, but I didn't care.
07:37I didn't care about anything.
07:42Well, until we get this cleared up, you're on suspension.
07:45I've got no choice here, Madigan.
07:49We'll have to hold you tonight.
07:54Whatever.
07:58Is she on something?
07:59Did you scan her?
08:01No illegal substance was indicated.
08:03Hey, Sargeant?
08:05Excuse me.
08:07Now, is this the latest?
08:08Where'd you get them?
08:09Data control.
08:10Then you got them.
08:11All right.
08:13Excuse me.
08:14Have you ever noticed how guys like that always show up at times like this?
08:19He is from corporate headquarters.
08:21That's what I mean.
08:46What are you doing there?
08:48Nothing.
08:49Oh, yeah?
08:49Well, listen, you little pipsqueak.
08:51Why don't you take a hike, okay?
08:52I live here, you know.
08:54Well, what are you, a hamster or something?
08:56Come on.
08:57Out, out, out.
08:58Okay, okay, okay.
09:03Can you be playing or something?
09:08Oh, thank you.
09:09That's pleasant.
09:10That's really nice.
09:12Come on, beat it.
09:16She lives here.
09:24Come on!
09:25Come on!
09:27Come on!
09:33Come on!
09:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have got a hit.
09:56No game is the biggest thing in pharmaceuticals since codeine can't be bigger.
10:02And here's the man of the hour.
10:07The figures are in, Frosh.
10:09The gentleman here came along from distribution with the news.
10:12One week of test marketing in Delta City,
10:15and No Gain shattered every sales record in the book.
10:19Congratulations.
10:20Well, thank you very much, sir.
10:22Well, you know, I think we still need to fine-tune the campaign a little bit,
10:27especially before we go nationwide.
10:29Perhaps even withdraw the product temporarily, sir.
10:33Withdraw? No game?
10:36The public won't stand for it.
10:39Oh, come, come, Frosh.
10:41Sometimes we just have to take the old pigskin and run with it.
10:46After all, it was your initiative that allowed us to get to market so quickly.
10:50That miracle drug from Arizona.
10:52Amazon, yes.
10:53Amazon.
10:53And it's not a drug.
10:55It's actually, sir, VMN is extracted from the sap of an orchidus vine.
10:58Yeah, whatever.
10:59The point is, it's natural.
11:00Oh, yes.
11:01We didn't have to concoct it.
11:02Oh, no.
11:03No, we didn't have to submit it to those busybody bureaucrats at the FDA.
11:07No, no, sir.
11:07Test, test, test.
11:09That's all they think about over there.
11:10And we did test it, sir.
11:12Of course we did.
11:12Yes, sir.
11:13And then we shipped it right out.
11:14That's the American way.
11:16That's the OCP way.
11:20Yes.
11:24Congratulations.
11:26Chairman.
11:27Chairman.
11:30Terminate the distribution of no gain now until further notice.
11:32What?
11:33You heard the chairman.
11:34You're taking orders from me now, remember?
11:36But I can't.
11:37I can't.
11:37Just do what you're told, Chairman.
11:38You'll be back in that little rad hole you crawled out from.
11:41Is that understood?
12:08I can't.
12:15Are you all right?
12:17Yeah.
12:18Fine.
12:20Night in lockup gives you a whole new perspective on Metro South.
12:23If there's anything I can do.
12:26Look, Murphy, you're a good guy, all right?
12:28But, um...
12:29You know, don't feel sorry for me, all right?
12:31I'm a big girl.
12:32No excuses.
12:35Something is missing.
12:36No, I just...
12:38There it is.
12:45Lisa?
12:47Hi, Nancy.
12:51Um...
12:51You know a Robocop, right?
12:53Yes.
12:54Hello.
12:56I love you very much.
12:59Nancy's gonna give me a ride home.
13:04Excuse me.
13:05I have to go.
13:07Somewhere there is a crime happening.
13:21Um, Nancy, you all right?
13:25Um...
13:26Yeah.
13:26Yeah, no, I'm fine.
13:27I have to go.
13:29I have to go.
13:33I have to go.
13:35I have to go.
13:36I have to go.
13:37I have to go.
13:37Attention, people.
13:39Over...
13:39Over here for a minute, uh, please.
13:43We have a new issue from OCP Security Concepts, uh, the people who sign your paychecks.
13:47What's it do?
13:48Spray away crime?
13:50Uh, very funny, Wilcox.
13:52Uh, it's called isoflow, as you can see.
13:55It's a silicone concentrate, and when released into the air, it forms a foamy mass that reduces
13:59traction to zero percent.
14:01You mean it's slippery.
14:03Exactly.
14:04OCP tests show that it is impossible to maintain footing on an isoflow-enhanced surface.
14:09Now, this I have in my hand is designed for individual confrontations, and this is for crowd control, uh, with
14:19an optional range-enhancing nozzle.
14:21How did the officers stay up?
14:23An excellent question, Sergeant.
14:25Uh, these boot sleeves are, uh, treated to resist all anti-traction effects.
14:33Believe me, OCP has thought of everything.
14:35Yeah?
14:35For whose benefit?
14:37For your benefit, Wilcox.
14:38And you'll find that out the next time you face a howling mob out there.
14:41And you'll be out there with us, right, Lippincott?
14:45Well, in spirit, as always.
14:47I, no, I, I will.
14:48I'm always there.
14:49Ah.
14:50Ah.
14:52Robocop.
14:54Do you have your isoflow?
15:09What's eating him?
15:11Life.
15:12What else?
15:15There he is.
15:43Oh, oh, yeah, oh, boy, oh, that is sublime.
15:50Oh, my little lotus flower, if you would just turn around and let me see you.
15:55Milardo!
15:57Milardo, put the toy away.
15:59You got it, please.
16:00Up.
16:04Oh, alas.
16:05Get up, get up.
16:06I hope you realize how lucky you are I even let you have that holographic thingy.
16:10A lot of guys down here wouldn't be so nice with you.
16:13Yes, yes, which is why it is such a privilege for me to contribute to your personal pension fund.
16:19Yes.
16:33Forgive the medieval security arrangements.
16:36They've been touchy since Pudface took his leave.
16:38Oh, cut the crap, Milardo.
16:40We got trouble with a capital T.
16:42Trouble, you say?
16:44T, you say.
16:52I'm sorry.
16:53Am I missing something?
16:54You didn't miss a thing.
16:56You knew this was going to happen all along.
16:57You knew what VMN was going to do to those people you knew, Milardo.
17:00Well, if it's the fact that VMN has a mild de-inhibitive effect, that's to be accepted.
17:06De-inhibiting?
17:07It's turning people into homicidal maniacs.
17:10And hey, bonus, it's addictive.
17:12Slightly, perhaps.
17:13Yes.
17:13I've been running data from the precincts.
17:15Every single person nabbed in Delta City in the past two days is taking no game.
17:18Every single one.
17:19How are their appetites?
17:21You know, it really does work.
17:23Look, what I don't understand is why didn't this show up when we tested it?
17:26Well, see, we didn't test it much, did we?
17:30OCP never does.
17:32And then, of course, what was provided for the tests?
17:36Well, that wasn't exactly what's been going into no game.
17:40What?
17:41What can I say?
17:43Mea culpa, mea culpa.
17:45I'm a bad man, Frosh.
17:48I'm a very bad man, and you should never have trusted me.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:55Why did I trust you?
17:56What the hell was I thinking of?
17:57You were thinking career, you were thinking promotion, you were thinking bonus.
18:01Yes, yes, and yes.
18:02But you were a partner in this, too.
18:03You told me you needed money for your lawyers.
18:05Money?
18:07For my lawyers, indeed.
18:10I have to laugh.
18:11Would you excuse me?
18:12I do.
18:12I have to.
18:13Excuse me.
18:14I have to laugh.
18:15I think I will.
18:21Have you any idea who I am?
18:23Can you have any notion at all as to the range of my genius?
18:30Yes, that's a rhetorical question.
18:32No need to answer.
18:34I tower, Frosh.
18:36I loom.
18:38I stand like a colossus.
18:40What gifts I could bestow upon a world crying out for a savior.
18:45And yet, where am I?
18:49I'm languishing, ignored, in a boneyard full of castaways and kooks.
18:59So, someone must pay.
19:02Revenge?
19:03Yes!
19:04The most profound satisfaction a man can know.
19:07And thanks to you and OCP, Delta City is self-destructing even now.
19:12And that is only the beginning.
19:14It's only the beginning.
19:16Today, Delta City.
19:18Tomorrow.
19:19You are insane.
19:21Hmm.
19:22That's what they tell me, Frosh.
19:30That's what they tell me.
19:42Oh, you're so rough.
19:48Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
20:00It's just as we expected.
20:02Leave it to me.
20:03Leave it to me.
20:04Leave it to me.
20:19Leave it to me.
20:23Leave it to me.
21:17Lisa, wait!
21:21They say you're not a detective anymore.
21:24Oh, honey, that's just for now.
21:26You didn't do nothing wrong. I know it.
21:29Gadget, listen.
21:32Well, sometimes people do things, you know, that they don't mean stupid things.
21:39But you wouldn't.
21:40I didn't think so either, but I did.
21:43And I have to face up to that now.
21:45It's not true. I don't believe you.
21:53Just get in there.
21:56Move it!
21:58Come on!
22:00You okay?
22:01Yeah.
22:03It's just so weird.
22:04I can't even believe this is happening to me.
22:07You've been under a lot of pressure.
22:25How are those things?
22:26You know, they work.
22:28Lost three pounds.
22:29Two more and I can fit in that dress you gave me.
22:32Two more pounds and you'll disappear.
22:35Look, Lisa, I know it's none of my business, but...
22:38Well, I know how much that promotion to detective meant to you.
22:41What, you think I'm trying too hard to live up to it?
22:43I don't know.
22:45I do know that something like that happened to me after Alex died.
22:49I was trying so hard to be strong, I ended up denying my own grief.
22:53I drove myself crazy.
22:55And then when I started to get over it, I felt guilty.
22:59You know what's taken me until now to even think about having a social life again?
23:04Dating me.
23:06Imagine.
23:13Eavesdropping?
23:16Detective Madigan is in trouble.
23:18Well, the fact that your wife is with her has nothing to do with it.
23:21No.
23:22Okay, okay.
23:23You know me, always poking my nose in.
23:27I know how much you miss your old life, Murphy.
23:30Me, it's different.
23:32I never had a life.
23:34If only you could experience the world as a woman.
23:39That is unlikely.
23:41You never know.
23:47Listen, Alex, I didn't mean...
23:50You were correct.
23:51About what?
23:54I was eavesdropping.
24:00Hey, you're only human.
24:07You ignored my instructions, Chetterman.
24:09I told you I wanted all orders terminated.
24:11I told you I couldn't.
24:12We have commitments.
24:13Screw the commitments.
24:14No gain is history.
24:15Look, a release goes out today, okay?
24:17Due to a report of malicious tampering by unknown persons.
24:20All right?
24:21Every single packet of no gain is being withdrawn.
24:23No fuss.
24:24No muss.
24:25No scandal.
24:26Get it, Chetterman?
24:27No.
24:28You get it, frosh.
24:30Right between the eyes.
24:31What, are you nuts or something?
24:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, Chetterman, I was just a little upset.
24:36You know me, I don't really mean what I say.
24:37Say your prayers!
24:39No, no, no!
24:40Whoa!
24:43No!
24:43Down!
24:52Ready, go!
24:53That way, Mr. Chairman.
24:55Oh, sorry, sir.
24:57Drop the box.
24:58Let's go!
24:58Let's go!
25:06That man does not get out of here, alive!
25:14That man does not get out of here, alive!
25:21He's trapped!
25:22Seal off the exits!
25:23You, you, come with me!
25:30Anybody stand up?
25:34That corporate dweeb does not leave here alive.
25:38Let's go!
25:46It's time for...
25:49Commander Chad!
25:54Darn this pollution!
25:56Don't be upset, citizens.
25:59You look at this part and see only pollution.
26:02I see a natural byproduct of prosperity and progress.
26:08Factories, laboratories, corporations employ millions of men and women.
26:14And what about the anti-pollution industry?
26:17Where would they be without pollution?
26:21Hmm?
26:22You know, Bobby, he's right again.
26:25Now there's a real American hero.
26:30Convicted killer William Ray Putt-Face Morgan remains at large one month after his escape
26:36from the Henry Ford Center for the Morley Challenged.
26:39Police are baffled by the disappearance of the...
26:42You didn't go!
26:42I saw it first!
26:44I did!
26:44I did!
26:45You won't do it!
26:46Stop that!
26:48And I'll pick me!
26:49You hear me?
26:50I'll be back!
26:51Cut it out!
26:53Stop it!
26:55Stop it at once!
26:56Stop!
26:58Linda, stop!
26:59Tell her to stop!
27:01Stop!
27:09What seems to be the trouble?
27:11Help me.
27:12They're destroying my store!
27:19People, a good citizen always respects the property of others.
27:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
27:28Oh, oh!
27:42Get me that!
27:43It's mine!
27:44No, it's mine!
27:45Mine!
27:46It's those new dia pills!
27:47I can't keep them in stock!
27:49I got it my way!
27:50That's the last one.
27:52What are you going to do with it?
27:55Evidence.
28:22Hey.
28:23Now, how often have I told you not to run around in here?
28:25This is not a playground, most of the time.
28:28I'm sorry.
28:29I won't do it again.
28:30All right.
28:31Now, you just make sure.
28:32Hey.
28:33Hey.
28:34What about my baby?
28:36No, no.
28:37I threw this.
28:38Well, we're just waiting to see you.
28:41I just want to go home.
29:04All right.
29:07Come on.
29:29Who is it?
29:30It's me.
29:31Let me in.
29:38Hey, Gadget.
29:39Listen, this is really not a good time.
29:41It wasn't your fault.
29:42It's those diet pills.
29:43They changed you.
29:44They changed everybody.
29:45Look.
29:47That guy who was sneaking around the station,
29:49he knew about it, but he didn't tell anyone.
29:53The pills are poison.
29:54See?
29:56Oh, my God.
29:57I knew you wouldn't do nothing wrong.
29:59I told you.
30:08I'm sorry.
30:10I'm sorry.
30:11What are you going to do?
30:15I am going to start acting like a police officer.
30:18Come on.
30:30Go get!
30:32No 968 0910 1212.
30:33Go get!
30:33No gate!
30:35No gate!
30:36No gate!
30:38No gate!
30:44No gate!
30:46Keep back!
30:46Any further assaults on this vehicle will be met with force.
30:50Okay, let's do it!
30:53Good shields in front!
30:57Fix nozzles!
31:01Up!
31:04Ready!
31:05Aim!
31:28Hey, this stuff really works! Look!
31:32Wilcox, look!
31:37Stay where you are.
31:48This truck and its contents have been impounded. Any questions?
31:57Now that's crowd control.
32:03You called, sir?
32:04Yes. What are these damn papers you sent me?
32:07Your man Frosh compiled them.
32:09Are you telling me that no gain did all this?
32:13Looks that way to me, Mr. Chairman.
32:16Get me Frosh. Get me the spin team.
32:19Yes, sir.
32:20And turn off that damn sign!
32:51What do you think of us?
32:53In the end of this year, you were able to hit a gun shop.
32:57How is it going to die?
32:58They are not going to die soon.
32:58Get out of here!
32:59I'm going to die soon.
33:00You should go.
33:00I need to die soon.
33:02You should go.
33:05You should go.
34:05You both will.
34:39Good job, Rubble.
34:41How did you find out about No Game?
34:44The order just went out.
34:45I added two and two, Sergeant.
34:48Yeah, well, you always were good at math.
34:51Come on, you need it.
34:55A cop?
34:57Detective, no less, huh?
34:59From Metro South.
35:01That's my favorite precinct.
35:04No Game didn't sell too well down your way.
35:07I guess the street people don't worry about losing weight, huh?
35:12It's only for those rich cats in Delta City to worry about, you know, spending their complete fortune on exercising
35:19machines, sweating and torturing themselves just so they can look like the pretty people on TV.
35:26Huh.
35:28Women spending all their time in health clubs so that hubby won't run around with a bimbo secretary, huh?
35:36Huh? That's the beauty of No Game. Get it? OCP. Sticking it to itself.
35:44Not for long.
35:45You want a bet? You've only seen the first act, sister. The punchline comes in the second act. That's when
35:53Milardo and I take over.
35:55Milardo, is he involved in this?
35:57Oh, yeah. He's helping out. Isn't that right, Frosh?
36:01Frosh, you don't look so well. Do you want a drink?
36:06Here, let me give you some of this swill.
36:11Come on.
36:14Down the hatch.
36:19That's it.
36:22A taste of his own medicine. The very pure form of it.
36:27Just multiply this by a few millions and you've got the beauty of No Game.
36:33What are you talking about?
36:35Oh, I don't know.
36:36What do you think might happen if somebody dropped, say, a couple of tons of that stuff into, say, the
36:43Delta City Reservoir?
36:45Reservoir? Think of all those innocent people.
36:48Nobody's innocent.
36:56Huh. Here comes the cavalry. Right on cue.
37:07I got him. I got him.
37:10Who?
37:13The guy who did this to me.
37:26Bud-Face Morgan?
37:29Who else?
37:33In California, the controversial Beverly Hills Wall continues to rise despite protests.
37:40City officials say their new poverty-free environment will not be discriminatory since access to the city will remain open
37:47to anyone who can pass the means test.
37:50This just in, the chairman of OCP has announced the immediate recall of all packets of No Game, the company's
37:57popular new appetite suppressant.
37:59For more, we go to Martina Marks.
38:02Dr. Julius, this announcement caught us all by surprise.
38:06True, Martina, but I am assured that there is nothing for No Game consumers to be worried about.
38:14This recall is a precautionary move stemming from an unconfirmed report that a No Game packet may, I repeat, may
38:25have been tampered with.
38:27So it's probably just a false alarm.
38:29Exactly. Still, the chairman of OCP has decided to put the public first.
38:41If only more corporations were as caring as OCP, the world would be a safer place to live for all
38:48of us.
38:51Let's have fire!
39:02Be careful with that stuff! Wait! Follow me!
39:32Take cover!
39:37Let go of me, you scumbag!
39:39Detective Madigan is in there.
39:41What?
39:42She can't. She's suspended.
39:45she smokes. She feels
40:05Go on, Stellar!
40:08You're on the sea!
40:10You're on the sea!
40:14Robo, go back! It's a trap!
40:24Say goodnight, Robo-wimp!
40:36Come on, Murphy.
41:00Come on, get out of there!
41:10Come on, get out of there!
41:13Come on!
41:21Come on!
41:25Aah!
41:29Oh!
41:42Oh, my God.
42:01Oh, somebody up there lost me.
42:12Right down Broadway.
42:31Oh, my God.
42:49Get him out of here.
42:50Let's go, let's go, let's go!
43:01Hey, Robo!
43:02Wimp.
43:03Hey, can't you take a joke?
43:05Where's your sense and humor?
43:07Right here.
43:08Not the face! Not the face!
43:14You all right?
43:16Place that under her wrist.
43:18Detective Madigan.
43:48You all right?
44:15I'll see you next time.
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