00:04Let's see if he picks up here.
00:06Hey there, it's Tom at Burger King.
00:08Really appreciate you calling to share your thoughts on your BK experience or just on BK in general.
00:13Tom, what up, man?
00:14It's Dave.
00:15I hope you're doing well.
00:17Just here, Dave.
00:17Yeah.
00:18Just Dave.
00:19And a couple of friends with me.
00:21Here's the key here, Tom.
00:23You want to take over the world, man?
00:24Get McDonald's fries, bitch.
00:26Well, you can't get McDonald's fries.
00:27You got to get McDonald's fries.
00:29Better fries.
00:30This is the worst device.
00:31The fries have got to improve.
00:31I'm sorry, Tom.
00:32You've got the Charbroiled Burger.
00:34I apologize for him.
00:34You need better fries.
00:36If you got better fries, we are there, man.
00:38Perfect combo.
00:39We're there.
00:40I apologize to you, Tom.
00:41Copy McDonald's fries.
00:44All right.
00:44Well, I feel better.
00:45Do you guys?
00:47I feel better.
00:48I've wanted to tell Burger King that for years.
00:50I can't wait until they use a bunch of what Dave said in some kind of ad where they're like,
00:56we've had a lot of challenged people call us.
01:00Your fries suck balls.
01:01Yeah.
01:01He said, get better fries, bitch.
01:05We listen.
01:06You can't say that.
01:08Get better fries, bitch.
01:11Imagine Dave is in their most successful Burger King advertising campaign and once again,
01:17not paid.
01:17Not recognized.
01:17Not paid.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:18It's just because he called this and left it.
01:20He apparently left a message.
01:21Yeah.
01:22They'll use it.
01:22Yeah.
01:22I bet they'll use it.
01:23Get better fries, bitch.
01:25And we did.
01:28Burger King, the number one fast food chain in America.
01:32Get better fries, bitch.
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