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00:15:54Oops.
00:15:56What should I do?
00:15:58I mean, that yo-yo guy, I mean, oh my god, what a...
00:16:02Train wreck.
00:16:04Oh, why did you drop?
00:16:06All right.
00:16:07Oh, what am I doing?
00:16:09Just seeing super self-serious people face-to-face
00:16:13with this hilarious thing that they don't know
00:16:16is hilarious.
00:16:17It, like, shines a light right through
00:16:20the whole news industry, I think.
00:16:21They have to be happy and excited,
00:16:24even though something's failing.
00:16:26There's my yo-yo trick right there.
00:16:28Wow.
00:16:28We'll be right back.
00:16:29Kind of.
00:16:30The pressure is on.
00:16:32You've done it once, and then people want more,
00:16:34and you want more, because it's the excitement of doing it.
00:16:37People who are compelled to do this
00:16:39over and over and over again, it's just horrific.
00:16:42It's got to be some kind of, like,
00:16:44serious adrenaline thing.
00:16:48I mean, to think of a prank and execute it,
00:16:51it's just the biggest rush in the world.
00:16:53There is something addicting,
00:16:55and you need to go bigger and bigger.
00:16:57We had fun doing that, and we're like,
00:16:59oh, man, let's see if we can do something else stupid.
00:17:01So we wrote up a press release saying
00:17:02that Nick was a celebrity chef
00:17:04who had just written a book on what to do
00:17:06with your Thanksgiving leftovers.
00:17:09Chef Keith Gerke is here,
00:17:10author of Leftovers Rights,
00:17:12Making a Winner of Last Night's Dinner.
00:17:14Pretty good title, right?
00:17:14That's a great book title.
00:17:15Thank you very much.
00:17:16Just checked my email before,
00:17:18and I might have to cancel the signing
00:17:19because the books have not arrived.
00:17:21Oh, well, okay, never mind then.
00:17:22First of all, mashed potatoes.
00:17:24Boring, right?
00:17:25Right.
00:17:25How about a mashed potato ice cream cone?
00:17:27What do you think about that?
00:17:27That's fun.
00:17:28The fun part comes with the toppings.
00:17:30These are your sprinkles.
00:17:31I think of this as like a Sunday bar.
00:17:32Like corn sprinkles?
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:34I love it when pranks are very, very silly.
00:17:36I think that that helps people loosen up
00:17:40the idea of their everyday reality.
00:17:41Of course, don't forget your cranberry cherry on top.
00:17:44You know, because then you got your mashed potatoes
00:17:46and it's all in one.
00:17:47First of all, getting on a morning show
00:17:49and pranking, I mean, it takes balls.
00:17:51It's not easy.
00:17:52You have to walk a tight line of being funny, pathetic,
00:17:55and believable enough to sustain that
00:17:57and for them not to suss out that you're fucking with them.
00:18:01It's quite a talent.
00:18:02There's a Judas Priest song called A Turbo Lover.
00:18:05Well, I call this Turbo Gravy.
00:18:06It's a spoof on that.
00:18:07And it's basically taking gravy to the next level.
00:18:09You can really make it out of any leftover.
00:18:12Right.
00:18:12So put like some of your ham in here.
00:18:14Well, let's put all of it in.
00:18:15Perfect.
00:18:15Let's put in, just put a bunch of like green beans
00:18:18and turkey and mashed potatoes
00:18:20and always skin milk in the blender.
00:18:23Fried chicken, put it all in there
00:18:24and then add more gravy.
00:18:26Gravy to gravy.
00:18:26Of course.
00:18:27We need more gravy to make the gravy.
00:18:29There we go.
00:18:30Yes.
00:18:30I'll just let you try this.
00:18:32And this is so fun.
00:18:33My daughters, Spirit and Curtis Ann
00:18:35love these smoothies.
00:18:36Maybe not as blended as we'd like,
00:18:38but just try a little bit of that.
00:18:40Most of the anchors actually ate it.
00:18:42It's like gulp down a smoothie with chicken in it.
00:18:44They don't think about it.
00:18:45No.
00:18:45They just want the show to keep moving.
00:18:46They're gonna have whipped cream left over, right?
00:18:47Whoops.
00:18:50I'm so sorry.
00:18:52It's okay.
00:18:52Oh, God.
00:18:53We're gonna throw things out to Mark
00:18:55for a check of our weather.
00:18:56Putting them on the defensive
00:18:57and having to watch them make a decision
00:19:00about whether or not they're gonna eat shit,
00:19:02it calls into question everything
00:19:04about the legitimacy of that whole endeavor
00:19:07of the morning news source.
00:19:08So you can watch that and think,
00:19:09this is crazy, but then you might,
00:19:11the next thing that's on,
00:19:13you also have to question.
00:19:15This is the Halliburton survival ball.
00:19:18In the event of extreme catastrophe,
00:19:21there might be a scarcity of resources.
00:19:25These kinds of interventions,
00:19:28this kind of mischief,
00:19:30is something that plays a really important role
00:19:33in changing the world.
00:19:37I'm waffling back and forth.
00:19:40Game time decision.
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:42The fans have come to expect a new prank
00:19:45and they want to know how you can top yourselves.
00:19:47And we're like, I don't know.
00:19:49Any ideas?
00:19:51Do you want to get in here to coach me a little bit
00:19:54on the, uh...
00:19:55Shaving?
00:19:55Shaving?
00:19:56It will look stupider if you go further up.
00:19:58I know, because then you'll see my second chin.
00:20:00Yeah, yeah.
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:01Okay.
00:20:02I think that's the...
00:20:03Stand, bud.
00:20:06Oh, I know.
00:20:07What about male pattern baldness?
00:20:08Shaving male pattern baldness?
00:20:11Oh, should I?
00:20:13I mean, what does it add to it?
00:20:14It just makes you look stupider?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:17The laughs would increase, I think, like 72%.
00:20:19Yeah.
00:20:20Well, I'd say go for it.
00:20:22Yeah.
00:20:24Did you get my message?
00:20:25No.
00:20:26What happened?
00:20:27Um...
00:20:28Well, no.
00:20:29Well, I had a question for you about the, uh...
00:20:31About shaving.
00:20:32Because I know that facial hair was the big concern.
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36Um...
00:20:37What about male...
00:20:39Like, if I shaved male pattern baldness?
00:20:41No.
00:20:41No.
00:20:42I feel like it would...
00:20:43It would step up the comedy, like, 82%.
00:20:47No.
00:20:49Not right before the holidays.
00:20:50Not when there's, like, shit to do and we have people to sing.
00:20:53You're not doing that.
00:20:54My only requisite for the characters is, like, I have to live with the person.
00:20:59I remember he did this prank where he had, like, a tiny mustache.
00:21:02It was a Hitler mustache.
00:21:03But it was not a Hitler mustache.
00:21:05But it looked like a Hitler mustache.
00:21:06And no sideburns.
00:21:08So he really looked like, um, Sling Blade.
00:21:13And I had to, like, go out with him looking like that.
00:21:16All right, I'm not gonna do it.
00:21:18I'll look normal when I come home.
00:21:20No, you're not.
00:21:21You're gonna look like an idiot.
00:21:28So this year, we're a strongman duo.
00:21:31And we called ourselves Chomp and Steal.
00:21:3312 or 11 news stations all wanted us on that same day.
00:21:36Within 24 hours, we got 12 responses back.
00:21:39All intro.
00:21:40Hello, Wisconsin!
00:21:42This is WEAU 13 News.
00:21:44A plane with dozens of people on board, including a soccer team, has crashed in Columbia.
00:21:50Also, your breakfast needs a side of muscle.
00:21:53This morning, the strongman duo Chop and Steal.
00:21:56Chop and Steal.
00:21:57I've been waiting for this all show long.
00:21:59I know. I'm excited.
00:22:00I was a rich guy from the suburbs.
00:22:02He was a scummy little boy from small town.
00:22:04We made it work.
00:22:04This turned out to be a slam dunk.
00:22:061, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:22:10It was already preposterous.
00:22:11I mean, if they took one look at us, they would know we were not strongmen.
00:22:146, 7, 8.
00:22:16And then we also claimed that we were on America's Got Talent.
00:22:19And they clearly didn't even do a Google search.
00:22:21Now, you were on America's Got Talent, and you showed your stuff.
00:22:24So tell us a little bit about what you do.
00:22:25We were at a pretty rough roadhouse in Missouri called The Double Deuce.
00:22:30Our buddy Dalton got us a job there.
00:22:32And it was great.
00:22:33We were good bouncers.
00:22:34There was a local business guy who started throwing his weight around at one point.
00:22:38You have to be in character the whole time, so it's a little nerve wracking.
00:22:41It's like doing a play, but your co-actors aren't in on the play.
00:22:44Ready?
00:22:44Yep.
00:22:451.
00:22:482.
00:22:48What's really beautiful is when you listen to what the news hosts are saying.
00:22:52All right, amazing.
00:22:54Oh, we've been waiting all morning for this.
00:22:56It's like, have you?
00:22:57Have you?
00:22:58I'm enjoying this too much to comment on it.
00:23:01Now, is this North Dakota or South Dakota?
00:23:03Because that makes a big difference.
00:23:041.
00:23:04All right, perfect.
00:23:072.
00:23:113.
00:23:14It's a little big.
00:23:16Feel it in your, whatever the back muscle is.
00:23:18Oh, yeah.
00:23:19This is just basic turbo gravy that you would have in your house.
00:23:21Especially with chopped and steel, you're like, come on, that's obviously fake.
00:23:261.
00:23:272.
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:293.
00:23:314.
00:23:31When I watch those two guys, I know that same energy where you're going, well, I guess
00:23:35we're doing this.
00:23:36Yeah, we're really doing this.
00:23:37Uh, okay, they haven't caught on yet.
00:23:39We'll just keep doing this.
00:23:41There's only been one that we showed up and the guy looked at us and he's like, you guys
00:23:45don't really look like strong men.
00:23:47And then we're like, well, we are and we're here to perform for you.
00:23:51And he's like, hold on, let me, I'll be back in a second.
00:23:53He goes to the back room for like 10 minutes and comes back and he's like, no, I'm not going
00:23:57to have you on.
00:23:58I've done a lot of things over the years like smash up Arsenio Hall and done all this crap.
00:24:04When I do it, there's always a buddy with me, just so I know I get out of the building.
00:24:09I feel like I'm robbing a bank whenever I do these things.
00:24:12It's all in the name of laughs.
00:24:20I just remember thinking like, I don't know how you have the balls to do this because
00:24:26it's so cringe inducing.
00:24:29And also like, how do you not feel bad?
00:24:32In a weird way, you're doing them a favor.
00:24:35I mean, no one gives a shit about channel Bing Bong in North Dakota.
00:24:42Like, no offense to North Dakota, but I'm saying not a lot of people might watch the 5am show.
00:24:48Now those people that do that show every single morning are known on the internet.
00:24:53I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.
00:24:56I mean, I don't know.
00:24:57It's not mean.
00:24:59It's just funny.
00:25:00And we'll take, we'll have more Good Day Dakota on the way.
00:25:03Oh, I was going to also say.
00:25:05I'm sorry.
00:25:06I'm so sorry about that.
00:25:07No, it's okay.
00:25:07Don't worry about it.
00:25:08No sweat at all.
00:25:09No problem.
00:25:09Thank you so much for joining us.
00:25:11And we have Weather with Amber coming up.
00:25:13Oh, sorry.
00:25:24One of the news stations didn't find it funny.
00:25:27Actually, the news station that we did it, they found it funny, but their parent company
00:25:30didn't find it funny.
00:25:31Yeah, so four months after we were on, we found out in the New York Post that they were suing
00:25:35us in federal court for fraud, copyright infringement, fraud and conspiracy.
00:25:41Conspiracy to commit fraud.
00:25:48Most of our friends were very just angry for him because they thought it was bogus and stupid.
00:25:57And some friends, it's not like they didn't support what he did.
00:26:00They were just sort of saying, well, that's the consequence you pay for, you know, fucking around.
00:26:08I may have this in common with them.
00:26:10I think I'm one of the few guests on television show that had charges.
00:26:13because I got convicted of arson when I set the tonight show on fire.
00:26:18Well, it is sweeps and I love Jay very much.
00:26:20And I thought, well, what if I, I don't know.
00:26:23What if I set his furniture on fire?
00:26:25Well, don't set that on fire.
00:26:28There's always that window of time when you do something and charges are brought up where you're like going, this
00:26:35isn't really funny anymore.
00:26:36Cause you're like, oh, I could actually go to jail.
00:26:39When I became aware that they were getting sued, I actually donated to their GoFundMe.
00:26:46I feel a kindred spirit.
00:26:50Hey, I'm Joe. This is Nick.
00:26:51We do a show called the found footage festival.
00:26:53Last March, we were slapped with a frivolous lawsuit after appearing on a news station as a strongman duo called
00:26:59Chop and Steel.
00:27:00That's right. A giant media company decided to sue us because they were embarrassed.
00:27:05That's why we're seeking $80,000 to cover all of our expenses.
00:27:08It's a lot of money we know, but it's, it's actually more money than I think we've ever made doing
00:27:13the found footage festival.
00:27:13Yeah. To give it an idea of what we're working with, Joe once found a block of cheese on the
00:27:17ground and brought it home and you ate it.
00:27:19And I ate it actually like that day.
00:27:21Thanks in advance, everybody.
00:27:22Thank you.
00:27:33They were the defendants I was born to defend.
00:27:36I think Chop and Steel are performance artists.
00:27:40I think what they're doing is absolutely social commentary.
00:27:42And the fact that it is hilarious and perhaps a bit silly does not take away from the underlying point
00:27:51that they're making.
00:27:52When you get sued, there are a bunch of things that are scary about it. For one thing, you realize
00:27:57that during the discovery process, they may ask to read any of your emails ever. And you think, oh God,
00:28:04like, who's going to see that? And what are they going to ask for? You start thinking about everything that
00:28:08you've ever done.
00:28:16I could see it. I could see it being a thing that would really make you shit yourself.
00:28:23This lawsuit was incredibly disruptive. They are working comedians. They are on the road. While all of this was happening
00:28:32and in the back of their minds, they have to be thinking, well, this could be the end of found
00:28:37footage festival.
00:28:41We sold one, right? Here's the thing. We're broke right now. Even if we win the lawsuit or we settle
00:28:49or whatever, we're still going to have all these fees. And if we get sued again, we're done.
00:28:53All right. So, yeah, it's 20 bucks. You have to vacate the room within three minutes of going in. So
00:29:06here's where you can microwave your chimichanga. And then if you need to, you can pick up an American Defender.
00:29:12Well, if it wasn't out of order, you can pick up the American Defender. Believe, dream, imagine. Believe, dream, imagine
00:29:17a better hotel room.
00:29:21I know it's something I struggle with for myself. I wish I was more successful. And I want to be
00:29:27successful. And I want to be a star. But you just kind of need a perfect storm. You need several
00:29:33perfect storms to hit in a row.
00:29:34And you see that actor, Mark Pratch, who was sort of catapulted into success after the Kenny Strasser videos went
00:29:42viral.
00:29:43And you're like this, you know. And that was Kenny Strasser. Yes. That was the first experiment, right? It went
00:29:52big. And so, like, Hollywood came calling and Mark got on The Office.
00:29:56And then he got on Better Call Saul. And now he's on What We Do in the Shadows. Right. And
00:30:00we're here selling frisbees. Yeah. In a trunk full of frisbees. That's fine. Yeah. We're not bitter at all.
00:30:06I love to turn on the TV. And every so often, Mark will pop up in a show. Like, he
00:30:10was on Portlandia. And he was making out with Carrie Brownstein in a scene. It was like, oh, there's Mark.
00:30:15I had fun last night. Yeah, me too. Yeah. That was a good time.
00:30:20Yeah, and Mark's doing that. And it's all based on the yo-yo thing. And the writers at The Office,
00:30:24they flew Joe and Mark to go there. You know, said, hey, if you want to submit writer's packets, Joe
00:30:29wasn't interested.
00:30:30I didn't necessarily want that. I didn't really like that show. It was never a dream of mine to write
00:30:35on that show.
00:30:36I don't like having a boss.
00:30:37Donde are you from? Scranton.
00:30:40Y, before that, La Philadelphia.
00:30:43You speak English? Yes. I'm really good at English.
00:30:45Okay, good. Me too. Get in the car.
00:30:47Mark was interested in acting, so they basically wrote a part based on the yo-yo expert for Mark on
00:30:53The Office.
00:30:53But I wouldn't want to be. I mean, I had the opportunity to do that. I liked what I was
00:30:58doing. I liked found footage.
00:31:01You're just with somebody for a long time. And in Nick's case, I've been with him since we were in
00:31:05sixth grade.
00:31:06So it's going to be hard to say, like, I'm going to move across the country and potentially do something
00:31:12else.
00:31:13What's admirable is that they've listened to the voice inside them, that little voice that says, no, I don't want
00:31:17to do this. And they stuck to their guns.
00:31:19I doubt they're mega millionaires by doing the found footage.
00:31:25I'm not driven by money, luckily. Maybe I should be a little bit more.
00:31:30Best of all, they wanted $20 for each VHS tape.
00:31:34So this is the most we've ever spent on a collection of tapes, so you better fucking enjoy it.
00:31:47In a way, I do wish that we didn't have to work so hard to make money.
00:31:51I would have jumped at the opportunity to write for The Office, but Joe wasn't interested in doing that.
00:32:08I was talking last night, I was like, what was my dad doing at my age? He had three kids.
00:32:13He was like the principal of a juvenile delinquent home.
00:32:16And my grandpa in Okinawa in World War II, his friend was shot in a field, so he ran to
00:32:22save him and drag him back.
00:32:24And then he got shot and was left to bleed out. And then somebody, a medic, found him and rescued
00:32:31him.
00:32:31And he was nursed gradually back to health. I was awarded a purple heart and a bronze star for valor
00:32:38in the line of duty.
00:32:40And I'm gluing pom-poms on the positive and negative parts of the car battery.
00:32:46Oh. Here's the glitter.
00:32:48Okay. Thanks, bud.
00:32:50You got a bronze star?
00:32:52Yes. For valor. I'm the president.
00:32:56We are now on the record in the matter of Grey Television Group, Inc., the Found Footage Festival, LLC.
00:33:04Nick and Joe were both deposed individually.
00:33:08Found Footage Festival was deposed and Nick served as the deponent, which meant that Nick was there for something like
00:33:1512 hours.
00:33:16Found Footage does derive revenue from the DVDs. Yes.
00:33:18And selling merchandise. Yes.
00:33:21And the merchandise is Frisbees? Mm-hmm.
00:33:26What do the Frisbees have on them?
00:33:27They are a reference to a clip from an adult film we found called Frisbee Fuckers.
00:33:33Nick and I clearly are not strong men. We don't look strong.
00:33:39What's a strong man?
00:33:44A strong man.
00:33:48It's an awful experience being sued. It really is like a shocking, sobering, slap in the face, you know, ice
00:33:58water thrown on you like,
00:33:59Hey, you think you're funny? How's this, funny man?
00:34:02You're walking around thinking, I'm going to go bankrupt. How am I going to feed my family? What am I
00:34:07going to do?
00:34:07This is crazy. I'll never work again. The emotional rollercoaster you're on is insane.
00:34:14Hey there. How are you guys doing? Good.
00:34:15Good to see you. Are we on hugging terms or are we just handshaking?
00:34:17Yeah, we're on hugging. Okay.
00:34:19I don't know what you guys are comfortable with being on film.
00:34:22Okay. All right. Yeah.
00:34:23You know, I already talked to Nick about this a little bit, but I wanted to mention it to you.
00:34:29I can read it, but I think that we shouldn't do that with the cameras here.
00:34:34You know, we should do it in a more informal setting.
00:34:46I have here the apology that Grey Television initially wanted Nick and Joe to read.
00:34:53Journalists like The Morning Crew at WEAU and other Grey Television stations have a difficult and important job.
00:35:00We now appreciate that in not telling WEAU journalists Chop and Steal were fake performers, that we undermined the hard
00:35:09work of these journalists.
00:35:11That certainly was not our intention.
00:35:15They asked that that statement be the only thing that you say from here on out about the case. My
00:35:21impression is that that's a no-go.
00:35:23Yeah. For sure.
00:35:24Yeah. No way. That's so- no, that's so dumb.
00:35:28Yeah.
00:35:28So I-
00:35:29It's like something we would read, like I said this earlier, but it's like something we'd read if there was
00:35:33a gun to our head right off camera.
00:35:34It does not sound like us and everybody would sniff right through it. It's like so preposterous.
00:35:40We've been willing to settle for reasonable terms, but there hasn't really been anything reasonable put out there for us.
00:35:45There's a part of me that really wants it to go to trial. Have Chop and Steal up on the
00:35:49-
00:35:49Yeah, I'd love to have a formal bandana and some-
00:35:52Yeah. Up on the witness stand.
00:35:53A Zubaz tuxedo.
00:35:54You guys make this decision. I was talking about this to my partner Eric last night and he said, I
00:36:02hope this fucking goes to trial.
00:36:04I said it before, I'll say it again. He's the greatest lawyer of all time.
00:36:13We have a lawyer now, we're emboldened. And then the next day somebody sent us a clip from the show
00:36:18The Talk, that daytime talk show.
00:36:20All of a sudden we were part of like this national conversation about the First Amendment.
00:36:24If they had done their due diligence, that I feel like is the responsibility of a news organization, they would
00:36:31have known this was a goof.
00:36:34As activists, when you get sued by somebody more powerful than you, they give you a platform. It's like they're
00:36:40giving you some of their power.
00:36:41After Chop and Steal duped Hello Wisconsin, the station's parent company got mad and sued them for posing as fitness
00:36:48experts.
00:36:49They have a YouTube channel with all of their shenanigans on there, right?
00:36:54And they look like an SNL sketch. I mean, it's so funny.
00:36:57So the suing I actually think is beneficial to them creatively because it makes their act seem larger than it
00:37:04was.
00:37:05Please welcome Joe Pickett and Nick Krewer, everyone.
00:37:08Nick and Joe. How did this start?
00:37:11I was in high school working at a McDonald's in my hometown in Wisconsin, and I found a...
00:37:18All right. McDonald's fans?
00:37:24Suddenly, you have a David and Goliath story that you can talk about.
00:37:28And then it becomes fun. It becomes another form of being Chop and Steal.
00:37:36Pranking the media is nothing new.
00:37:38What makes Nick and Joe's case unique is that this is the first example we could find of retaliatory legal
00:37:44action being taken by a media company.
00:37:46I think what it was is they're like, we need to make an example of these people.
00:37:50We reached out to Gray Media and were put in touch with their lawyer.
00:37:54After trying many times to arrange an on-camera interview, something unexpected happened.
00:38:02I think because the people at America's Got Talent saw the video, just out of the blue, America's Got Talent
00:38:08emailed us and were like, you guys need to be on the show.
00:38:10So I wasn't that excited about it. And then my wife also was not very excited about it.
00:38:14She's like, those shows are beneath you. You guys have achieved something. I don't think she's right about that.
00:38:19I don't think we've...
00:38:20Well, I've never seen the show, but 20 million people see it, and that's not how many people come to
00:38:23our show.
00:38:24No, it's true.
00:38:25So it opens it up to a new audience.
00:38:29Yeah, so what do you think about that?
00:38:32When we first pitched this idea in the press releases, we said that Chop and Steel had won America's Got
00:38:39Talent.
00:38:40And now we're thinking, oh, it's all coming back full circle. Now we'll actually play.
00:38:43Yeah, now we actually will do it.
00:38:44If they reached out to you, they know it's a comedy act.
00:38:47They do. They absolutely do. Yeah, the producers don't want that.
00:38:50Okay, lovely. Yeah.
00:38:52The last thing you want is like, actual network.
00:38:55Right.
00:38:56Like, coming. As long as you don't get sued.
00:38:57Yeah.
00:39:04You're narrating the sticks part.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:06So I have intro, you narrate sticks.
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:09Count out loud.
00:39:10Then we do this, we count out loud, and I'm narrating the sticks.
00:39:13They've already done it.
00:39:14What value is there in...
00:39:17No, there's no...
00:39:18There's no value if everybody...
00:39:19If the producers know it's a prank.
00:39:23Should we do a bow after each exercise?
00:39:25Like that or like...
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:27Something like that.
00:39:27I was vehemently against it, because I think it's a shitty show.
00:39:32And I work for NBC, so...
00:39:35Sorry.
00:39:35But...
00:39:37It's a shitty show.
00:39:38One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:39:40Strength.
00:39:41You say strong and I say strength.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:43The fact that they reached out to Joe and Nick already has me feeling weird about it.
00:39:49You're making fun of the establishment, and then the establishment says, come on, will you give us more of that?
00:39:55And you're like, no, that's not how this works.
00:39:57That happened to me.
00:39:58Like I said, the Tonight Show on fire.
00:39:59I got more bookings after that.
00:40:01Here he is, Bobcat Bob Goldthwait.
00:40:04You know, I'm on Regis and Kathie Lee, and they go, oh, we're going to give you a fire extinguisher.
00:40:09Won't that be funny?
00:40:10And I go, sure.
00:40:12Hey, Bobcat!
00:40:13Hey!
00:40:15Bobcat!
00:40:16No, Bobcat!
00:40:18Basically, the establishment that you're making fun of says, hey, come on, do that to us.
00:40:22We're giving you the middle finger and you're saying, yeah, can you do it more?
00:40:26That's the type of thing that would have gone through their heads is like, how can we do something subversive
00:40:32on America's Got Talent?
00:40:35There's one idea we had. Should I talk about the ideas or should I keep them secret?
00:40:39Yeah, I just, I have to go.
00:40:40Okay.
00:40:41But, so to make it more interesting, I was like, we got to bring something back with us.
00:40:46They might blur it, they might pixel, I guess they would pixel it out.
00:40:49But I'm going to do it at the beginning of the segment.
00:40:51There'll be a Rocky training montage on that.
00:40:53Yeah.
00:40:55It's kind of hard when you're in debt to risk another lawsuit. It's really scary.
00:41:00Getting sued wasn't that bad. We got so much press out of it.
00:41:04It's like, it's tough to go back out and risk that again.
00:41:09I guess I'm not that concerned.
00:41:11The show has a lot of viewers. I think that they could do something really awesome.
00:41:15You know, it's like, it's their Andy Kaufman moment.
00:41:18The audacity to do it is so cool because you have to commit to it once you're there.
00:41:22You can't, you can't back out. That's your one shot.
00:41:25Are you kidding?
00:41:25They should only do it if they do the double prank.
00:41:29My fear is that they're going to go on this show and do something.
00:41:34The producer is going to be like, well, that was embarrassing. Let's cut it out.
00:41:37That's my way of saying no.
00:41:38And just make them look like two idiots who are coming on and make fools of themselves.
00:41:43I don't know. I just don't, I don't trust Howie Mandel.
00:42:14We are here in California.
00:42:18Hard to believe, but America's Got Talent called us up a day ago and said, we want you on this
00:42:29Thursday.
00:42:32Hello.
00:42:33Party time. Party time.
00:42:36Oh, I'm fucking exhausted. Yeah.
00:42:38My mom texted me.
00:42:40I was terrified of the lawsuit.
00:42:43I was hoping that that would be the end of pranking.
00:42:46Then he told me what they were going to do.
00:42:49And then I went full on mother.
00:42:53My mom said, it's too gross for grown men.
00:42:57Don't you dare do that, Joe.
00:42:59And then five exclamation points.
00:43:01And then she said, good luck.
00:43:08And I think, I'll chime in when you say, fuck what a world is a big basket.
00:43:13And we're going to do it under 10 seconds.
00:43:16Just vote for us.
00:43:17Just vote for us.
00:43:18See you in Las Vegas.
00:43:18Come on.
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:41C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:44:11C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:44:41C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:44:49C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:44:51C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:45:21C'est bon.
00:45:31C'est bon.
00:45:36C'est bon.
00:45:37C'est bon.
00:45:38C'est bon.
00:45:38C'est bon.
00:45:38C'est bon.
00:45:39C'est bon.
00:45:40C'est bon.
00:45:50C'est bon.
00:45:51C'est bon.
00:45:54C'est bon.
00:46:17C'est bon.
00:46:29C'est bon.
00:46:30C'est bon.
00:46:31C'est bon.
00:46:34C'est bon.
00:46:47C'est bon.
00:46:50C'est bon.
00:47:07C'est bon.
00:47:17C'est bon.
00:47:24C'est bon.
00:47:29C'est bon.
00:47:49C'est bon.
00:47:49C'est bon.
00:47:50C'est bon.
00:47:55C'est bon.
00:48:00C'est bon.
00:48:03C'est bon.
00:48:05C'est bon.
00:48:06C'est bon.
00:48:07C'est bon.
00:48:08C'est bon.
00:48:08En quelque chose sur votre trousers.
00:48:09Oui.
00:48:10Oui, ceci.
00:48:12C'est bon.
00:48:14C'est trop.
00:48:16J'ai un pas.
00:48:17C'est bon.
00:48:19Oh, mon.
00:48:20C'est bon.
00:48:24C'est bon.
00:48:26et beaucoup de water et ils ont des...
00:48:30Mais ils ont peé leur pantalon, je ne pense pas qu'ils ont...
00:48:33Qu'est-ce que c'est le difference ?
00:48:34Ils ne ont pas pu faire le zippre et on le floor.
00:48:36Je veux juste que je veux dire, ils ont peé leur pantalon.
00:48:39Il y a beaucoup de choses.
00:48:41Il y a beaucoup de choses.
00:48:42Il ne a pas pu puer le floor.
00:48:43Il n'a pas pu puer le poulot.
00:48:44Il n'a pas pu puer le poulot.
00:48:46Mais je ne sais pas pourquoi ils ne ont pas pu faire le top 10.
00:48:49Je vais vous laisser un tip pour le maître.
00:48:50Pour sûr, oui.
00:48:52Vous savez, c'est une chose que je ne savais pas avec tout le monde.
00:48:55C'est la pade d'une part.
00:48:57Est-ce qu'on a un peu la p*** à l'autre?
00:48:59Je ne sais pas.
00:49:01C'est l'autre.
00:49:03Je ne sais pas pas que je ne sais pas l'autre,
00:49:04afin que je ne le pote.
00:49:07Je ne sais pas.
00:49:09Je ne sais pas.
00:49:10Ils ne sont pas obligés à l'aise à faire le p*****.
00:49:11Non, mais c'est une gestation.
00:49:13Je serais pas qu'ils ne dit pas pas, mais...
00:49:15Je veux juste courir dans la hall.
00:49:18C'est incroyable.
00:49:20C'est super impressionant qu'ils ont peé.
00:49:22C'est incroyable qu'ils ne sont en caméra.
00:49:23C'est bon.
00:49:25Je ne vois pas ça.
00:49:26C'est un niveau de commitment
00:49:28qui est...
00:49:29C'est bon.
00:49:31...
00:49:32...
00:49:32...
00:49:33...
00:49:34...
00:49:34...
00:49:34...
00:49:34...
00:49:34...
00:49:36...
00:49:37...
00:49:38...
00:49:38C'est vrai, c'est vrai.
00:50:09C'est vrai, c'est vrai.
00:50:38C'est vrai, c'est vrai.
00:50:41C'est vrai.
00:50:42C'est vrai.
00:50:42c'est la femme qui est mariée à l'homme qui s'est passé pour le comédier.
00:50:49Oui, il faut que la famille, public urination n'est pas funny.
00:50:54J'ai vraiment envie de peer maintenant.
00:50:58Je me sens emboldened par tout ça.
00:51:00Oh, oui, on va continuer à faire ce que nous faisons.
00:51:03Donc...
00:51:12...
00:51:17...
00:51:21...
00:51:23Je ne sais pas ce que les 5 dernières années pour le Fond Footage Festival, pour moi personnellement.
00:51:27Je ne pense pas loin, et aussi pour Joe.
00:51:30Cette carte qui s'est venu dans la tape dit,
00:51:32« c'est développé par le USDA ».
00:51:34C'est qui vous voulez en charge de votre rap musique.
00:51:37Pour le premier temps dans ma vie, je n'ai pas d'argent.
00:51:40Je n'ai pas d'argent.
00:51:41Il n'y a pas de business plan.
00:51:43Il n'y a pas de long-term stratégie.
00:51:45Il n'y a pas de conversation si ça va bien ou non.
00:51:48Joe et I, on a fait 15 ans, on n'a pas de conversation de délineation de responsabilités.
00:51:59Growing up, it was like this, too.
00:52:07Joe's got subversive harebrained schemes,
00:52:10et sometimes I was like, « OK, fine, whatever ».
00:52:17The annoying part is now, for the first time,
00:52:20we went all the way to L.A.
00:52:22and did the prank and, you know,
00:52:26Joe thought, « How can you take this over the top? »
00:52:29« There's no way. »
00:52:31« Ah, that was weird. »
00:52:33« We're not going right now. »
00:52:35I do wish that Chop and Steel could be on TV.
00:52:37I'm really proud of it.
00:52:39But…
00:52:40« There's no way. »
00:52:42« It'll be a challenge. »
00:52:54« It's two hours long. »
00:52:55« Yeah »
00:52:55« It's such a long show. »
00:52:57« I really doubt that they're going to include the pain. »
00:53:00« I doubt it, too. »
00:53:01« See, that's why I'm not really looking forward to seeing it,
00:53:03because I feel like they're going to make us look dumb. »
00:53:05« Well, we'll see. I don't know. »
00:53:07« I think there's going to be a lot of fast-forwarding,
00:53:08because I'm not going to watch the whole two hours. »
00:53:10« Fast-forward is disabled for the duration of this content. »
00:53:12« Oh, no. »
00:53:15« This show is just a cringe-fest. »
00:53:20« The only comfort is that he might have been playing
00:53:22in a puddle of our piss at this time. »
00:53:25« What do you think that's going on? »
00:53:27« Oh, oh, oh, oh. »
00:53:29« This is like the bullshit guys. »
00:53:30« Yep, yep, yep, yep. This is where we're going to be. »
00:53:33« I don't get it. »
00:53:35« Oh, there was us. »
00:53:37« Who was there for a second? »
00:53:37« There was us. »
00:53:38« What was that? »
00:53:39« I'm a little bit confused. »
00:53:41« That's why she wakes up. »
00:53:42« Just the whole... »
00:53:44« Who's next? »
00:53:45« We just stomped on a basket. »
00:53:47« That was it. »
00:53:47« For one second. »
00:53:49« Question back, who are you? »
00:53:50« My name is Bill. »
00:53:51« I'm so excited. »
00:53:52« So it is again. »
00:53:53« Rewind. »
00:53:55« I don't get it. »
00:53:57« Is this comedy? »
00:53:58« So we were used to illustrate the point that Mel didn't get a lot of comedy. »
00:54:07« 14 million people saw that. »
00:54:08« We finally made it. »
00:54:11« Oh, that's it. »
00:54:12« That's it. »
00:54:12« That's it. »
00:54:13« Half a fucking second. »
00:54:14« Yeah, well, it's something that we can put on our resumes that we were on America's Got Talent. »
00:54:17« I'm not gonna. »
00:54:18« I didn't like anything about the show. »
00:54:20« There was zero that I liked about the show. »
00:54:21« The whole day was just torturous. »
00:54:23« It was the most stressful day of my life. »
00:54:24« We had to be holding in our pee all day long »
00:54:27« and it was just constantly doing interviews »
00:54:29« and it was just a long, tiring day »
00:54:31« and I was like, oh, I don't know if this is worth it »
00:54:33« and I was like, do we still want to do these pranks »
00:54:36« because they're always stressful »
00:54:37« What if we didn't pee our pants »
00:54:39« and they played our entire segment »
00:54:41« It wouldn't have made a single difference »
00:54:43« I think if you were to sell it to college students, maybe »
00:54:47« you could use it on your reel »
00:54:48« We get like six more college shows a year »
00:54:50« Yeah »
00:54:51« Who gives a shit »
00:55:02« Hello »
00:55:04« Hi »
00:55:05« Hi »
00:55:06« Come on »
00:55:07« Come on »
00:55:07« Hi buddy »
00:55:08« I know »
00:55:09« I wasn't gone that long »
00:55:11« I know »
00:55:14« When I adopted Marty »
00:55:16« I was like filling out the paperwork »
00:55:18« and they're like »
00:55:18« Oh, by the way »
00:55:18« he has a little thing with his penis »
00:55:20« you just have to apply »
00:55:21« some lubricant »
00:55:23« to keep protected »
00:55:25« from the elements »
00:55:26« and »
00:55:27« I was like »
00:55:28« Oh »
00:55:28« it's okay »
00:55:29« it seems like »
00:55:29« kind of a big deal »
00:55:30« to mention »
00:55:31« late in the game »
00:55:32« but »
00:55:32« I do this »
00:55:33« because »
00:55:34« his penis »
00:55:34« is basically »
00:55:35« like »
00:55:35« one of those »
00:55:35« sticky » « hands »
00:55:36« it just picks up »
00:55:37« all the dust »
00:55:38« and »
00:55:38« so »
00:55:38« I take »
00:55:39« lube »
00:55:40« I apply »
00:55:40« it »
00:55:40« it »
00:55:40« it »
00:55:41« and »
00:55:42« he »
00:55:42« just »
00:55:42« kind of »
00:55:42« sits »
00:55:43« and »
00:55:43« has »
00:55:43« a knowing »
00:55:44« look »
00:55:44« and »
00:55:45« and »
00:55:46« and »
00:55:46« it »
00:55:46« it »
00:55:50« what »
00:55:55« I »
00:55:55«
00:56:11« all »
00:56:11« task »
00:56:11« great »
00:56:11« I highly recommend »
00:56:12« the rib eye »
00:56:13« Marty looks »
00:56:14« hungry »
00:56:14« it »
00:56:15« yeah »
00:56:15« always »
00:56:15« yeah »
00:56:16« enjoy »
00:56:16« it »
00:56:16« okay »
00:56:17« thanks »
00:56:17« I »
00:56:18« I »
00:56:18« everything »
00:56:23« really »
00:56:24« really »
00:56:25« is »
00:56:27J'ai été engagé à être mariée, deux fois, ce n'est pas terminé.
00:56:32C'est difficile de maintenir une relation quand vous êtes en route tout le temps.
00:56:36C'est pourquoi j'essaie de transition à être en route les plus.
00:56:39C'est-à-dire que j'ai besoin d'avoir un travail régulier à la fin de cette tour,
00:56:42et d'être à l'honneur d'être venu à faire des pénis maintenance.
00:56:44C'est ma priorité.
00:56:47Je sais qu'Albertina a été vivant dans Los Angeles.
00:56:50Je pense qu'il serait throwé à l'entrée de choses si Joe allait à L.A.
00:56:54Je pensais qu'il serait possible, mais je ne pense pas qu'il ne veut pas.
00:57:00Bonjour et bienvenue à ma maison.
00:57:04C'est le soulless AirBnB.
00:57:07C'est très générique.
00:57:08C'est comme un film set.
00:57:09La réfrigérateur n'a absolument rien.
00:57:12N'importe quoi.
00:57:14Albertina a pris un travail en March.
00:57:16Nous sommes tournés vers et vers.
00:57:18Elle visite moi à New York.
00:57:19Je visite elle ici.
00:57:23Je sais, je sais, peut-être que je suis pour un changement.
00:57:27C'est un bon.
00:57:29C'est un bon.
00:57:32Je sais.
00:57:32Je sais.
00:57:35Je sais.
00:57:36Je pense que peut-être que votre corps de filtre ne doit pas être front et centre à toutes lesquelles.
00:57:43Mais vous êtes-vous dit que je ne devrais pas parler de ça anymore?
00:57:46Ou je ne devrais pas...
00:57:49Une luminance à tanker.
00:57:50Et laissez lesquelles, des�aux, du corps...
00:57:53Aiальном.
00:57:55Si, parfois je dois choisir entre Nick ou mabalance.
00:58:01Mais l'ansmetra-tu c'est facile, mais...
00:58:02Je vais toujours avec ma femme.
00:58:03Le contraire 16 à Jazz.
00:58:08D'ailleurs, nous� Poly 읽ons aussi limité complexion spécifiques.
00:58:20Oh...
00:58:20Qu'est-ce que tu fais avec ça ?
00:58:23Je me dis...
00:58:24Je me disais...
00:58:26C'est ce qu'il y a une bonne technique ?
00:58:29Oui.
00:58:29C'est le ventriloquiste dommage.
00:58:34C'est ça.
00:58:35Je pense que Nick a l'air d'abandoné en quelque sorte ?
00:58:39Je ne sais pas, c'est ce qu'il me plaît.
00:58:41Je pense que c'est possible...
00:58:42C'est possible...
00:58:44Je sais.
00:58:44Je sais.
00:58:45C'est quelque chose où je pense que chaque petit petit truc que il me fait...
00:58:49...irritates me.
00:58:50Il y a des divergent paths.
00:58:51Je pense que la différence de personnalité est bien pour le show.
00:58:55Si nous sommes tous piqués à nos dents,
00:58:57c'est juste un gros show.
00:59:00Mais si nous sommes tous comme Nick,
00:59:01je pense que c'est un bon show.
00:59:04Il y a des conséquences à ce qu'ils font.
00:59:06Et ils se mettent en ligne
00:59:09dans un courage, mais dangereux,
00:59:11c'est un bon show.
00:59:12Et peut-être que peut-être qu'un de eux
00:59:14ne veut pas le risque.
00:59:15C'est un peu comme ça.
00:59:17C'est un peu comme Joe et Nick,
00:59:18Nick et Joe, c'est comme un team.
00:59:20C'est un peu comme ça.
00:59:22C'est un peu comme ça.
00:59:22C'est pas un peu de travail.
00:59:24C'est un peu comme ça.
00:59:26C'est un peu comme ça.
00:59:28Je suis un fan de la partie.
00:59:32C'est un peu comme ça.
00:59:33C'est un peu comme ça.
00:59:35C'est un peu comme ça.
00:59:38Nous n'avons pas screamer à l'autre,
00:59:39unless c'est un jeu.
00:59:40Il me dit un idiot un couple de semaines.
00:59:42Il me dit dans le livre,
00:59:44il me dit, « C'est là, tu es là, tu es là !
00:59:46C'est un lien que nous ne nous pas crossons.
00:59:47Nous ne nous pas pas de nommer.
00:59:48Si vous disaitz-moi,
00:59:49je suis un asshole.
00:59:53Il me dit àour et tu rires.
00:59:56A".
00:59:58What about being a cheesy rock-n'-roll guy
01:00:01playin', like, an air guitar?
01:00:02Just kind of be an idiot.
01:00:06We're in Austin, Texas,
01:00:08at the Alamo Drafthouse headquarters.
01:00:10And we're shooting hunky guys
01:00:12for a board game I'm working on
01:00:14called Dream Crush.
01:00:16Which, I think, could go either way,
01:00:18it could be your dreams are being crushed,
01:00:20or,anya ou...
01:00:20C'est mon rêve d'un rêve d'un rêve.
01:00:22Nous devons avoir des choses extérieures pour nous soutenir.
01:00:26Et donc, j'ai été workshopping ce jeu,
01:00:28et écrivain ce jeu, et jouer avec des amis.
01:00:31Donc, je suis heureux pour ce projet,
01:00:33et pour avoir ma propre chose.
01:00:36C'est certaine.
01:00:37J'ai hâte de voir qu'ils breakent.
01:00:39Vous savez, j'aime bien les collaborateurs,
01:00:43et j'ai vraiment aimé travailler avec Nick sur ce jeu.
01:00:45Et nous avons parlé d'autres idées.
01:00:48J'ai juste envie de faire des choses cool et faire des choses cool.
01:00:50Et donc, je vois qu'il y a un chemin ici pour Nick
01:00:54pour faire ça, si il veut.
01:00:55Je ne voudrais pas faire ça,
01:00:56si c'était la force qui s'est cassé et a found Footage Festival,
01:01:00parce que c'est aussi important pour moi.
01:01:02Je ne sais pas ce que ça veut dire si je m'aise à Austin,
01:01:04parce que Joe et je n'ont pas discuté de rien.
01:01:06Nous n'avons pas parlé de ce qui se passe après ce tour wraps up.
01:01:10J'ai exprécié que j'ai besoin de prendre un break après ça.
01:01:14Pour moi, je suis juste en train de se mettre en compte.
01:01:17Nous n'avons pas beaucoup d'argent
01:01:19à la Found Footage Festival.
01:01:21Et, je suis, j'ai besoin de faire un travail.
01:01:24J'ai besoin de faire un travail.
01:01:38AFFFM
01:01:42Movie theater screens went dark
01:01:44when businesses deemed non-essential
01:01:46closed in response to the coronavirus pandemic.
01:02:00C'est un jour très rapide.
01:02:19C'est un jour où il faut toujours être entretien.
01:02:20C'est pas contagion-prouf,
01:02:23c'est ce que j'ai appris ce que j'ai appris.
01:02:30C'est un peu drôle.
01:02:32Je suis un peu fou.
01:02:33J'ai beaucoup parlé avec mes cats.
01:02:36J'ai beaucoup de conversations.
01:02:39Je pense qu'elle est fatiguée de moi.
01:02:41C'est jour 16 de la quarantine de self-isolation.
01:02:44C'est juste moi et Marty ici dans l'apartement.
01:02:49Et Marty est amoureux de ça, en fait.
01:02:53Je suis risquée par le fait qu'on a cancel 40 dates sur notre tour.
01:02:57Nous devons être en train de faire un show maintenant.
01:02:59En fait, je vais manger mon...
01:03:02Eh, je ne sais pas si c'est...
01:03:03C'est bon. C'est bon.
01:03:05Je pense que si c'est quelque chose qui est bon
01:03:07sur cette chose,
01:03:09c'est que j'ai appris à manger pour moi un peu plus.
01:03:12Parce que je ne peux pas aller à restaurants.
01:03:14Donc, oui.
01:03:15Je suis-je prie.
01:03:15Je suis-je prie.
01:03:18Je suis-je prie.
01:03:18Il y a quelque chose de la fin de la zone de Twilight Zone,
01:03:20où le gars qui aime lire
01:03:22a la main est,
01:03:23parce que je suis dans l'apartement
01:03:24avec 500 jeux de jeux de jeux que je veux jouer.
01:03:29Si ce qu'on va à avoir un aniversaire,
01:03:31les choses vont être très drôle.
01:03:33Je veux dire que c'est seulement une semaine et demi
01:03:35que j'ai été ici,
01:03:36et c'est déjà drôle.
01:03:38Il y a la game de la Murture Sheerot,
01:03:39Mr. T,
01:03:40le jeu de Urkel,
01:03:41le jeu de Chippendales,
01:03:42Tiny Tim fait un jeu de la jeu.
01:03:44Nous avons l'Alf, bien sûr.
01:03:46Ziggy a joué un jeu.
01:03:55Je suis encore ici. Je suis en Brooklyn.
01:03:58Il y a trois mois.
01:03:59Je m'en souviens à Albertina.
01:04:01Je n'ai jamais pensé de dire ça, mais je m'en souviens à Nick.
01:04:03Ce break était un peu refreshing,
01:04:05mais maintenant je pense que je veux jouer des jeux avec le gars.
01:04:08C'est prêt, vous savez.
01:04:12Je suis réveillée cette matinée,
01:04:14je ne sais pas, je ne sais pas,
01:04:16je suis un peu paniqué.
01:04:18Tout s'est prévu.
01:04:22Je me souviens à savoir ce qui va faire.
01:04:27Je me souviens,
01:04:28En tout cas, je dois m'entendre les cats.
01:04:29Ils me détendront.
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