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00:10My name is Diane Welch, congresswoman for the district of Glendale. I don't think America can
00:18afford any more corporate influence in Washington. War never changes. I know what you're planning to
00:26do, Barb. Poor Janie. Wouldn't you? There are worse people out there than me, Coop. We've definitely
00:35got to sell it. We'll give it to a good person. Stop them! Press the button, it's the only way.
00:52It's just you and me now, Betts. The water crisis in 33 is getting worse.
01:03There's a keepsake box that Hank brought with him to Vault 31. It's locked. But if you bring me that
01:10box, I'll consider giving you access to our water. Forced evolutionary virus.
01:33Okay.
01:45Hey!
01:53Have you seen Woody? No, huh? Hey, what about Woody?
02:24They're coming! They're coming!
02:27They're coming! Go!
02:28Go!
02:36No!
02:40No!
02:42Go!
02:44What the hell is going to do to meet you?
02:47No!
02:52No!
02:53No!
02:55No!
02:56No!
02:56No!
02:56No!
02:57No!
02:57No!
02:57No!
02:58No!
03:02Oh no!
03:08Sorry, I'm nervous.
03:09Hold! Back to the internment camp, Osers.
03:14Turn around and start walking or I will shoot!
03:18What the fuck!
03:28Sigh.
03:29Sigh.
03:31Sigh.
03:33Sigh.
04:08Sigh.
04:09Sigh.
04:11Sigh.
04:13Sigh.
04:14Sigh.
04:18Sigh.
04:18Sigh.
04:19Sigh.
04:22Sigh.
04:22You get somewhere warm.
04:24I know I raised you Catholic.
04:26You forget all that, okay?
04:28You forget everything those people ever said.
04:30You're coming with me.
04:32It's too late for me.
04:36There's a flood coming.
04:39And you keep your head above that water any way you can.
04:43And you get south of that border and you cling to the highest branch you can find and you survive.
04:54If you have to hurt people, God won't judge you.
05:15Hey, beautiful.
05:17Passport.
05:26Don't think of them as human beings.
05:30Think of them as Americans.
05:50When you're smiling...
05:56When you're smiling...
06:02The whole world smiles with you.
06:33Well, I guess this is one way to save the world.
06:38So stop your...
06:40But it's wrong.
06:43Perfect is the enemy of good, Lucy.
06:53What does it do to their brains?
06:56Tidies things up a bit.
06:59Cleans the memory of the horrors they've experienced.
07:04This style controls how much amnesia they have.
07:08And the mainframe implants new ideas in their heads.
07:12Turning these wastelanders into well-meaning good people.
07:23I'm shutting this whole thing down and I'm bringing you home.
07:28How do I do that?
07:29Once the procedure's been finished, it's irreversible.
07:32Fine.
07:33And how do I stop you from making more?
07:36Well, we have to destroy the mainframe which programs the boxes, and that's in the basement.
07:41How do I get there?
07:42It's a bit of a hike.
07:45Let's take the golf cart.
07:49What's a golf cart?
07:54Oh, Lucy.
07:56This has got to be fun.
08:01Straighten it out.
08:02There you go.
08:04All right.
08:04Back.
08:05Good.
08:08No, you're doing great.
08:09You're doing great.
08:10You can speed up.
08:13All right.
08:13This is a toughie, Lucy.
08:14You don't use both feet.
08:16There's two pedals.
08:17I know, but you just use one foot for both of them.
08:21That doesn't make any sense.
08:24You'll get it.
08:26You're doing great.
08:30I really wish we'd have a normal life, Superbomb.
08:38We did have one, Dad.
08:40You wrecked it.
08:57The mainframe is in there.
09:00Okay, I need water, and I need potassium.
09:03Make an explosive?
09:06What if you don't have potassium?
09:08I can make do with, um...
09:10Come on.
09:11You got this.
09:12Oh, mind the floor.
09:14I just mopped.
09:36You know, the Legion is still out there.
09:41I know.
09:43They're going to hurt a lot of people.
09:46Yes.
09:50With what you've created, you could stop them.
09:57We could stop them, Lucy.
10:21You know, the Legion is still out there.
10:41Hey, just a couple of ghouls, isn't it, right?
10:54Just talking ghoul stuff.
10:57So you fought that guy?
10:58Yeah, but I was wearing power armor.
11:01Well, you know, that armor is really hard to operate.
11:03I was in that shit trying to pick up a cup in the cafeteria.
11:07That was crazy.
11:09You sure we should be following him?
11:11He said he would take us to Lucy.
11:14Hey, where are we going?
11:17Lucky 38.
11:20Uh, we're going the wrong direction.
11:22Vegas is that way.
11:24If you want to save the girl,
11:25you're going to have to get into an impenetrable vault.
11:28Same vault my family's in.
11:30To get there, you're going to have to cross the strip.
11:34If you want to cross the strip,
11:35you're going to have to kill a pack of death crawls.
11:40You need to kid up.
11:42So Lucy's in Las Vegas?
11:44I can see why you two got along so well.
11:47Yeah, why's that?
11:48Because you ask a lot of goddamn questions.
11:54I got a question for you.
12:00How do you have that?
12:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
12:04Maybe before things escalate here,
12:05we can maybe all agree that he's got a gun?
12:10Open your hand.
12:15Just let him see it.
12:28This is for Lucy.
12:32She's a good person.
12:34She'll do the right thing with it.
12:52Thanks for helping my friend get back to his hotel room.
12:54Well, not to worry, sir.
12:57I bet you've seen a lot in this town.
13:02Hey.
13:03Yeah?
13:04I've seen your face on those billboards for the vaults.
13:07Yeah.
13:10Do you have any idea how a gal on minimum wage can get into one?
13:15I'm sorry, sweetheart,
13:16but the vaults aren't all they're cracked up to be.
13:20Maybe the best thing that we could hope for is that
13:24enough people do the right thing
13:25so that the vaults aren't necessary.
13:31Well, that's a nice sentiment.
13:34But I think I have a better chance of getting in a vault.
13:40Do you know how I could get a job at Vault Tech?
13:47Ask him.
14:21It's a nice place.
14:22Do you know how to share?
14:22Yes, all right.
14:27Let's see.
14:29Hello.
14:31Come on.
14:33Come on.
14:34Come on.
14:49Hi.
14:50Hi.
14:53Thank you very much for meeting me.
14:55Thank you for bailing me out of jail.
14:58I know you're a good person.
15:01And I know that you're trying to do the right thing.
15:05I want to believe in people like you
15:09that fight for all the right things,
15:11but you don't make it easy.
15:14I saw you at that VA meeting last week.
15:18Why can't good people like you
15:19just learn to sell it better?
15:22I don't know.
15:23How's that worked in your experience?
15:30How much do you actually know
15:32about the company that put you on all those billboards?
15:36More than I did when I signed that contract.
15:38So you know why your wife is in Las Vegas?
15:41They're delivering the most powerful technology in the world
15:44to the most powerful man in the world.
15:47Robert House wants to die out so he can live forever.
15:50And Voltec gets the bombs in exchange.
15:54And when they do that...
15:55They'll be the only ones left.
15:57And that's what they want.
16:08What if my wife's deal fell through?
16:11What would you do
16:13with infinite energy?
16:15Give it away
16:16to the public.
16:23I know how it's being transported.
16:29If I could deliver it to you,
16:31I'll need assurances.
16:32No offense, but I...
16:34No, I get it.
16:35I wouldn't give it to me either.
16:37But if it helps,
16:39two hours ago,
16:40an unmarked government plane
16:42landed at McCarran Airport.
16:44The president of the United States
16:46is in Las Vegas.
16:47How would you feel
16:48about giving it directly to him?
16:50You can get me a meeting
16:51with the president.
16:52Yes.
16:57That will work.
16:58Give him the diode,
17:00and we can put an end
17:02to 25 years of resource wars
17:04tonight.
17:18Holy quill.
17:45Hello, darling.
17:52I'm sure you probably know this,
17:54but I'm actually kind of
17:55new to all this ghoul stuff.
17:57Yeah.
17:58Still got my nose.
18:00That's the worst thing, really,
18:01just waiting for it to fall off.
18:04Just hurry it up already.
18:06You know?
18:08And then there's this.
18:10This is normal, right?
18:23I'm gonna dial this in,
18:24you know,
18:25because it's got to...
18:26Hey, you...
18:26Anybody see a scope?
18:28Let me know.
18:28You know,
18:29I could really use a scope.
18:30I don't understand.
18:32Why are you helping us
18:33with all this?
18:35Well,
18:37ain't nothing in this world for free.
18:39This is a transaction.
18:41You want to get your girlfriend,
18:43you're gonna need some weapons
18:44to take down some death calls.
18:47Now, you want what's in this room.
18:49You got to give me
18:50what's in your pocket.
18:52I told you.
18:53It's for Lucy.
18:55So you want to give that thing
18:56to a good person
18:57so they can save the world.
19:00I understand.
19:02But in order to save
19:04that good person,
19:07you're gonna have to give it
19:08to a really bad person.
19:11In all my years,
19:12I've only ever seen one man
19:14come out on top in Vegas.
19:18We got to do it like he did.
19:21Now, what's that exactly?
19:27He rigged the game.
19:58We always end up
20:00back where you started.
20:03Huh?
20:06Now you understand.
20:21He's not one of us.
20:27He's been lying to us
20:29this entire time.
20:32So what do we do with him?
20:34He's dangerous.
20:35He's untrustworthy.
20:37Right, right.
20:38And if we let him go,
20:39he could come back
20:39and try and kill us.
20:40Yeah.
20:41Right?
20:42Wait, I'm actually pretty sure
20:43that the Vault-Tec Handbook
20:44says that impersonating management
20:46is punishable by death.
20:49Oh, well,
20:50if you're pretty sure
20:51the Vault-Tec Handbook
20:52says that, I mean...
20:53If, you know,
20:55if that's protocol.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Right.
20:57Yeah.
20:59He's awake.
21:00Oh, rats.
21:02What do we do?
21:03Well, knock him out again.
21:06What's going to happen
21:07in my vault?
21:09No.
21:09No.
21:10This can't be good
21:10for your brain.
21:11No.
21:11No.
21:12No.
21:12No.
21:12No.
21:13No.
21:13No.
21:13No.
21:14No.
21:16No.
21:17No.
21:18No.
21:20No.
21:30I'm forever glowy
21:34Bubbles
21:38Pretty bubbles in
21:42They fly so high
21:49So I saw we're getting
21:51married tomorrow
21:54Then, like my dreams
21:57I'm so excited
21:58They fade and die
22:01I'm just curious
22:04Why?
22:05Chuck
22:07I'm working
22:20You're so excited
22:21Hey!
22:21My osnos
22:21Hey!
22:22Your?
22:28Hey!
22:29Hey!
22:35I don't know.
23:01Have you seen Woody lately?
23:04Seems like so many people missed my big public announcement.
23:07Woody's been sent on a leadership exchange program in Vault 31.
23:37Reminder, water rationing remains in effect until further notice.
23:42Showers are outlawed.
23:44And so is flushing the toilet.
23:46Oh, my God.
24:34Oh, Henry, you and your secrets.
24:55Oh, Henry, you and your secrets.
25:32Congratulations on your engagement.
25:36Do you have people spying on me, Betty?
25:41Of course I do.
25:44You're so much like how I remember you.
25:50We were scared of you.
25:53But I sometimes forget how much I learned in the time you were still under.
26:01I learned my fair share before I went under.
26:06You gave your word to divert 50% of your water production to Bolt 33.
26:19Oh, so help me.
26:22You'll get your water.
26:32Whatever you're up to, I want no part of it.
26:37I just want these people to live in peace.
26:44The deal was for the water, Betty.
26:50I can't speak for the future.
26:52I can't speak for the future.
26:53That's bigger than us.
26:55I can't speak for the future.
27:18I can't speak for the future.
27:50Why are they looking at us like that?
27:52Never underestimate the power of brand recognition.
28:09Long live the new California Republic!
28:13Welcome back!
28:14Kill the Dead Boys!
28:17Get us back on town!
28:26Let's go!
28:39So Lucy's on the other side of that gate?
28:41Yep.
28:42Once we cross over there, we're gonna have to move fast.
28:46Only about 50 yards to those steps, but those things are quick.
28:50Understood.
28:51Now I have to get up on that roof.
28:57Oh.
28:58Uh...
28:59Whoa!
29:00Uh, yeah, yeah, I would.
29:02I just seem to be having sort of a medical episode here.
29:06This sort of thing happens to folks like us all the time, right?
29:09Uh...
29:10Dude, maybe you should hang back this time, that is.
29:13You sure?
29:14Your arm fell off.
29:15You know, if you just give me a few minutes here, I bet I can sort it out.
29:19Well, if I can get the finger on the trigger, then I can get situated.
29:48If I can get the finger on the trigger, then I can get situated.
30:01Okay.
30:02Okay.
30:03Okay.
30:04Okay.
30:10Okay.
30:12Okay.
30:36Bye.
30:41Mashed potatoes.
30:43Tastes like home.
30:45Always your favorite.
30:47Norm, not so much.
31:08Will there be anything else?
31:11Well, I think we're fine. Thank you.
31:13Can I ask you a question?
31:15Yes.
31:19Do you remember me?
31:25Yes. This morning.
31:27No, from the hill where we first met.
31:32You lived there for 25 years.
31:34Lucy?
31:36Do you remember the New California Republic?
31:47We're fine here. Thank you.
31:54The New California Republic.
31:56It's just like the Legion.
31:59They all have their problems.
32:01Lucy.
32:03High taxes.
32:05Expansionist tendencies.
32:08Unpopular foreign policy, trust me.
32:10You'll understand when you're older.
32:13Ah!
32:16Bless it.
32:18Let me help you.
32:27Careful, it's hot.
32:30Here.
32:39I think I do understand.
32:42One side is murdering people, enslaving them, crucifying them, and the other side is just vaguely problematic.
32:54Lucy, though.
32:56You know, I have to admit, you always were her good father.
33:00Thanks to you, I'm not a fudging idiot.
33:02Lucy.
33:03I'm shutting down the mainframe.
33:04Lucy, do not... Lucy!
33:07Ah!
33:12Oh, God.
33:20We have to get out of here.
33:22I have to do something first.
33:31Hello?
33:32This is Norma Clayne from Vault 33.
33:37Lucy, if you're out there...
33:40I'm on the surface.
33:41I need your help.
33:56Dad, if you can hear me...
33:58What's gonna happen to our vault?
34:02Why didn't you tell me?
34:06Why didn't you tell us the truth?
34:19One, two, one, three, one, three, one.
34:25And do you, Overseer Stephanie Harper, take Vault Dweller Chet to be your lawfully wedded husband?
34:33I do.
34:34And you, Vault Dweller Chet, take Overseer Steph to be your wife.
34:49Just say I do.
34:56I don't.
34:57I now pronounce you...
34:58I don't.
35:09Chad, don't do this.
35:15I don't know. I, um...
35:19Maybe we should just keep going.
35:22It just seemed like the only time that I was gonna have a lot of, you know, witnesses around...
35:33To say...
35:36I think that Steph is part of some kind of plan to hurt us.
35:39I don't know what exactly, but...
35:41I don't think that Woody is in Vault 31.
35:45I think that Steph hurt him.
35:47I found his glasses in our garbage disposal.
35:54That is a serious accusation.
35:57Where are these glasses?
36:00I...
36:01Put them back.
36:04In the disposal.
36:09Cold feet's normal.
36:11Let's continue with the, uh, ceremony.
36:13No.
36:15Steph was not born in Vault 31.
36:17Shit.
36:18She's 200 years old.
36:21And...
36:22She's not even from America.
36:25She's Canadian!
36:26Oh!
36:28Oh!
36:28Oh!
36:29Oh, it is?
36:30Come in!
36:33West Coast.
36:35Oh, it's amazing!
36:37They're coming.
36:40Where are they going?
36:43Who are you, Steph?
36:45Who are you, Steph?
36:59Let's go.
37:39What's the strategy?
37:42I want you to get between me and anything that looks like that.
38:35I want you to get between me and everything.
38:41I want you to get between me and everything.
38:44I want you to get between me and everything.
38:46I want you to get between me and everything.
39:43I want you to get between me and everything.
39:46I want you to get between me and everything.
40:03I want you to get between me and everything.
40:40I want you to get between me and everything.
41:07I want you to get between me and everything.
41:16I want you to get between me and everything.
41:45I want you to get between me and everything.
41:46That's simple.
41:49That's simple.
41:50That's simple.
42:13That's simple.
42:15I want you to get between me and everything.
42:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:39Mr. President, thank you for doing the right thing, son.
44:05Mr. President, thank you for doing the right thing.
44:22Mr. President, thank you for doing the right thing.
44:59Mr. President, thank you for listening to me.
45:08Mr. President, thank you for listening to me.
45:37Well, hello, old chub
45:44They did the wang dang
45:49Taffy apple tango
45:53They did the wang dang
45:55Taffy apple tango
45:57Mambo cha cha cha
45:58How's it go?
45:59I don't know
46:00Last night at Papa Joe's
46:02My buddy met a lovely dog
46:04She was the kind you never find
46:06But keep on dreaming of
46:08She did a dance we never saw before
46:10But sure did love
46:11It was the wang dang
46:13Taffy apple tango
46:15Mambo cha cha cha
46:17Feeling tall?
46:18I don't know
46:26The crowd was tapping
46:27And a clapping
46:28As the music played
46:30His heart was right in time
46:31With every little move she made
46:33Though he was shy
46:35She took his hand
46:36And said don't be afraid
46:37Let's do the wang dang
46:39Taffy apple tango
46:41Mambo cha cha cha
46:42That's the song
46:44I don't know
46:44To do the wang dang
46:46Taffy apple tango
46:48Tang wang mambo
46:51Cha cha cha
46:52Wang dang
46:54Taffy apple tango
46:55Yu- whoever
46:55I'm the king
46:57I'm the king
47:01I'm the king
47:11Who can you
47:14Like I'm the king
47:23You don't know
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