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00:03All time, the number one on the hotel!
00:0524-hour PA thing.
00:07Cara, you don't do a single thing for her.
00:09You lazy fuck.
00:10I wondered whether these might look better on someone standing.
00:14Ty, you're fired.
00:15How long before we can get a replacement, do you think?
00:17I need you.
00:18Fine, I'll do it.
00:19I'm like a pied piper of piss.
00:22Oh, shit!
00:23You're wiping piss on a model.
00:25Shut up.
00:27Free to heat.
00:28Matching artist?
00:29Oh my god, I'm an artist too.
00:30If there's one thing that people love right now, it's this.
00:33Yeah, it's all of this.
00:34What?
00:35Yeah.
00:36Naked but I'm kidding.
00:37Time, okay?
00:38I would like a divorce.
00:42Please.
00:43Levi, Joe, Joe, Levi, Levi is Abe's son.
00:46Hey.
00:47Hello.
00:48Oh my god.
00:49You're fucking Levi.
00:53Just kidding.
00:54That would be like the worst thing that you could ever do.
00:57You might be good for Freya, but you're not good for us.
01:01Don't call me.
01:02You said she doesn't work here anymore.
01:06Do it, motherfucker.
01:08It looks like thatента.
01:12Huh?
01:17Woo-hoo.
01:20You have to look at some clear images.
01:22What?
01:22You have to look.
01:22Wow.
01:23Oh my god.
01:23You don't look.
01:31Wow.
01:32Wow.
01:32Wow.
01:33Huh.
01:33Wow.
01:59When you're alone, frustrated, and have no help,
02:03some things feel out-reach, benefits shouldn't be.
02:07If your condition makes everyday tasks hard, you may be eligible for-
02:11Cut! Let's reset. It's not you, Freya.
02:15Get a move on. Going again.
02:18Right, where's the real crying baby?
02:23All good. Need anything?
02:25Yeah, a gun with a single bullet would be great.
02:30Hey, how do we feel about that one?
02:32Oh, uh, I guess you tell me.
02:34Oh, please, I follow a very Ag-to-led approach.
02:38Loved it.
02:39Huh, interesting. I felt it really didn't work.
02:42Okay, um, what's missing for you?
02:45This. I need raw, real, that lived experience.
02:49You saying, hey, if something is wrong with your body,
02:52the government will throw you a fiver.
02:54Got it.
02:55We'll go for another one. This time, when you're looking around,
02:57could you give it a bit more, um, helpless in the eyes?
03:01Sure thing.
03:02Should we workshop it?
03:03Hmm. Yeah.
03:07Uh, yeah, okay. Um...
03:11Okay, that's too helpless. That's UNICEF.
03:14And dial it down.
03:17Further.
03:18Further.
03:19And back up.
03:23Hey.
03:24Did you see that?
03:25It's called professional collaboration, people.
03:27Look it up!
03:28Where's the fucking baby?
03:36Oh, there she is!
03:38Uh, are you pre-retirement Serena Williams?
03:41Because you were serving out there.
03:43Okay, what's four plus four?
03:45Hey, that's exactly what you did, girly pop.
03:48You ate them up!
03:49I'm sorry. I just can't do this anymore.
03:52Oh, no. Is it David?
03:54He does tend to rub people up the wrong way.
03:57Sometimes, literally.
03:58Oh, do you remember that?
03:59No, it's not him. It's my art.
04:01My immersive sculpture, my oil portraiture.
04:03You know, the work that I love to do,
04:05but never get a chance to.
04:08Sorry.
04:09What was that?
04:10Oh, but I can still do the occasional job,
04:12depending on what it is.
04:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:14That ring.
04:15Is that...
04:16Could you possibly have failed to tell us
04:18you're fucking engaged?
04:20Oh, that's a casual ring.
04:21Totally casual.
04:22That signifies betrothal.
04:24You proposed last week.
04:26As in this last week.
04:28Ty, this is big, big, big, big news.
04:31Huge news for us as your reps.
04:34Do you know who should do her dress?
04:36Bean.
04:37Bean?
04:38Mr Bean.
04:39Not Mr Bean.
04:40Beanie McElroy.
04:41Bridal wear, visionary.
04:43You two will fall in love.
04:45Let us set up a cola.
04:46Yes.
04:47Oh, that's okay.
04:48No, you don't need to.
04:49Worst case, there's no spark.
04:51Best case, a chic, custom-made,
04:54specially discounted bridal garment.
04:56Huge exposure.
04:57I'm calling her.
04:57I'm calling her.
04:58But what's in it for her?
04:59It's not like I...
05:00A legit disabled bride, as your canvas,
05:03is gold dust.
05:05Anyone who gives a hoot about increase representation
05:08will froth.
05:09Darling, it's Liv.
05:11I've got fashion's fave tetrapleged model
05:14slash upcoming RT slash soon-to-be bride here.
05:17Okay, yeah, yeah.
05:18One sec, one sec.
05:19What are we thinking?
05:23Fine.
05:24She said yes!
05:25I know, she said yes.
05:26Bean.
05:27Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
05:28It's a yes.
05:29Let's sync calendars.
05:30Let's do this.
05:34Hi, darling.
05:35Hope you're in the mood for a lovely surprise.
05:42Levi's here!
05:44Yay!
05:46It's me, Levi.
05:48Need somewhere to stay.
05:51Right.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Hey, well, you look amazing.
05:55Thank you, I think.
05:56I've been out hustling in search of gainful employment.
06:00Where?
06:01The certified hottie getting himself together
06:03after being dumped by someone
06:05he was far too good for in the first place factory?
06:09Um, no, Nando's mainly.
06:12Well, you look like you're doing better.
06:14Don't let the new coat of paint fool you.
06:15I'm still extremely mental.
06:18Found him curled up in the spare bedroom this afternoon.
06:21Joe's old bedroom.
06:22You're having a healthy cry, weren't you, boy?
06:24Yes, because the duvet still smells of her.
06:26My mother says that my heartbreak has an odour to it.
06:29Jane was never keen on anyone emoting around her, was she?
06:31Yeah, although I will say she has been particularly apathetic towards my despair.
06:37Well, don't expect a pity party from us here.
06:39Yeah, because we're actually thriving without Joe at the moment, aren't we, guys?
06:44Yeah, the dynamics here are rock solid and we don't need any setbacks.
06:47Well, you get no trouble from me. I'm a good boy.
06:50It's up to you, darling. Is that a little bit acidic?
06:55Oh, no. Lovely body.
06:58Wait, shall we go sit down?
07:00How can I help?
07:06So they're besties all of a sudden?
07:07Yeah, they've been like this since Joe left. It's fucking annoying.
07:10Yeah, and I'm guessing you haven't heard from Joe since...
07:13Since you asked me last week or the week before that.
07:16Okay.
07:16I'm just, like, starting to get a little bit worried that maybe we have, like, a missing person situation on
07:20our hands.
07:21She's fine.
07:21Yeah, but what if she's been kidnapped or trafficked or fallen down a big, big well?
07:25Or maybe this is just what Joe does.
07:27She, I don't know, appears when you want her the least and Houdini's when you need her most.
07:31And we are ready.
07:34You know, you're welcome to stay here as long as you need.
07:37Just try and keep the cry wanking to a minimum.
07:39Oh, no, you'll barely hear a thing in the daytime.
07:43The night's going to be horrendous.
07:45It's so true.
07:54No sé, es que me parece un poquito Putty Club.
07:57Venga, va, sal ya y enséñamelo.
07:59Seguro.
08:03Sí?
08:04Ya.
08:04¿Qué te parece?
08:05No, me encanta.
08:07Si quieres, eh, puedo probar otros, eh?
08:10No, no, no, no.
08:11O sea, es...
08:12Es perfecto.
08:13¿Sí?
08:15Eh...
08:15Me ayudas, por favor.
08:16Creo que tengo el pelo enganchado en el zipper.
08:18Claro que sí.
08:19A ver, hazte el cuerpo un segundo.
08:22A ver.
08:30Ahí lo tienes.
08:32Vale.
08:32Oye, vienes luego, ¿verdad?
08:34Sí, claro.
08:35Me necesitas ahí, ¿no?
08:37Te necesito ahí.
08:39Vale.
08:39Sí.
08:40Me llevamos el resto de los vestidos también.
08:42¿En serio?
08:43¿Por qué no?
08:46Lo que haga falta por mi niña.
08:50Recuérdame en qué estoy metida esta noche.
08:52Nada que no puedas manejar, ¿vale?
08:53Tú estate tranquila.
08:54¿O?
08:55No.
08:56Entonces, mi attempt a soft quit ended up with me being gently bullied by the Olivia's
09:01into meeting someone called Bean, who make wedding dresses.
09:05I think they're probably just a bit overexcited, aren't they?
09:08I mean, it's a wedding, it's exciting.
09:10Yeah, Avid, it is exciting.
09:12I mean, it's not not exciting.
09:14It's just I don't want to be consumed by it.
09:17No, I won't get that, I'll just take it nice and slow.
09:21Great, because I've always found a long engagement to be very chic.
09:26When you say long?
09:27Um, I guess the timeline in my head was maybe two years?
09:32Two years?
09:33Yeah.
09:35Two years?
09:36Yeah.
09:38Two years.
09:42Yeah, that's very relaxed.
09:45Yeah.
09:46So, so chic.
09:47I just want to rejoin the art world, save up, so I can contribute to the wedding, you know?
09:53Hashtag equality, babe.
09:55I just think it's so exciting to be engaged.
09:59Right, that's the fun part, not spreadsheeting florists.
10:02Well, you say that.
10:03Florists get booked up.
10:05I mean, you know, we want tulips from Holland at peak bloom and a certain colour palette.
10:11I don't know, we haven't even discussed that.
10:12What is the colour palette?
10:13What is the theme?
10:14What is the range?
10:15Are we doing pastel, are we doing autumnal?
10:17Okay, you're spiralling.
10:19And this isn't my first wedding, remember?
10:20I have learned things.
10:23First rule, cousin with the snakes, not in charge of anything.
10:27You see, when you bring up your last wedding, it stops being so hot.
10:31Well, I hear that.
10:33Oh, Freya, the bridesmaids, currently just me, have some mood boards to be looked over ASAP.
10:38Current colour palette, virgin dusk.
10:41Whenever you're ready.
10:43I'll be...
10:48It is down here, you think.
10:51Don't worry, I dropped a pin.
10:54Now, if we vanish, they'll have a breadcrumb trial.
10:56But who did you share the pin with?
10:58Oh, no one who'd look for us.
11:01Is this, uh...
11:04It's kind of...
11:06Yeah.
11:07This is it.
11:14It's you.
11:23It's you and it's me and one for the chair
11:37Follow me into the creative lair the bean machine is a nice girl
11:44Do you know I started out in TV costume, but people just kept throwing the clothes at me
11:49It's laundry laundry laundry, so finally I just said burn it down and I torched the van with all the
11:56costumes in
11:57Oh wow, unfortunately, I also lived in that van so I was rather home for a while but
12:02But then I started posting bridal gowns on socials built up quite a following now very happy life
12:09Wow, what a journey you've had
12:11Never stop being positive
12:13If someone says it's going to rain tomorrow, be sure to tell them how great that'll be for the farmers
12:20It's Yoko Ono on Twitter
12:23I say that all the time
12:24Do you?
12:25Yeah
12:26So you are getting married when?
12:30Oh, we haven't set a date yet
12:34And are you feeling peaceful?
12:38I think so, yeah
12:39Yeah
12:41To create a more peaceful world requires a peaceful mind and a peaceful heart
12:48That was the Dalai Lama on Twitter
12:52They tried to cancel them
12:55I remember
12:56Right, let's have a look-see
13:01Now, this is a dress made entirely out of coins
13:05It's a protest against the wedding industrial complex
13:12Oh
13:14Yeah
13:15But for you, I think something more minimal
13:21I think so
13:23Yeah, minimal, minimal
13:25I think we should try this
13:27This is half a dress
13:32For someone who's half certain about getting married
13:35I mean, it could be a skirt, but I think that makes less of a statement
13:41Anchovies
13:44Oh, no, thank you
13:45Yes, please
13:50It's a fish
13:52That's good, aren't you, me, Zara?
13:53I know
13:58It's really nice
13:59Do you want another?
14:01Yeah
14:07Oh, yum
14:14Now, this one matches your aura
14:19If you don't mind me saying so
14:21You carry the energy of someone deeply lonely
14:26There's clearly a slice of sadness to this wedding
14:30Something missing
14:30I mean, maybe it's just who you brought
14:33Oh, well, this is Tai, she's my PA
14:35Right, no, no
14:37Best friend
14:38No sister
14:40No Prosecco auntie
14:42Why so alone
14:44Like a wedding orphan
14:46I don't know
14:48That's
14:48That's not the case
14:50I mean
14:50Very surrounded by people
14:52You know
14:53And also
14:54Her and Abe are absolutely perfect together
14:57You wouldn't believe
14:58Right
14:58Then why is she crying?
15:01I'm not
15:02I'm not crying
15:03Oh, my God
15:05Oh, I am
15:09Yeah, I know that you hit a nerve
15:10Because
15:12Definitely nothing you said
15:14Do you know
15:15A wedding is a place for joy, yes
15:17But it's also a place for oneness
15:20Not just with the other
15:22But with oneself
15:24Who was that, Dalai, or who, it was just me
15:29On Twitter
15:32Pretty amazing, isn't she?
15:34That was something
15:37Oh, I can smell the anchovies coming out of her pores
15:41Sit in my mouth
15:43Oh, my God
15:44Ty, spit it out
15:50Feel better now
15:54You know, I don't blame you
15:56For her leaving
15:57Well, yeah
15:57Why would you blame me?
15:59Well, because you scared her off that night
16:01Oh, I scared her off?
16:02Yeah
16:02The two of you spoke
16:04And then she left
16:05Never to be seen again
16:05I assume there was some kind of fight
16:07Oh, really, really
16:08And you didn't think that
16:09Maybe it was you
16:10Announcing in front of everyone
16:11That you loved her
16:12That maybe scared her off?
16:14Yeah, that's a dizzyingly high soapbox you're on here
16:17There is nothing that will scare Jo off
16:19More than premature love-bombing over-committedness
16:22It was mutual love-bombing
16:23The truth is, Levi
16:25Maybe you were just a bit young for her
16:27Seriously?
16:28You and Daddy-O?
16:29At least Jo and I are the same generation
16:31We're both millennials, I think
16:32You're right
16:32Not young
16:33Immature
16:33You think I'm immature?
16:35I'm not immature
16:36I'm not
16:37If you think I'm immature
16:38Then you're a bitch
16:42Sorry, whoa
16:43I'm immediately so sorry
16:45That was
16:46All full of me
16:48Holy shit
16:49You're a bitch
16:50Yes, I am a bitch
16:51I'm a bitch
16:52Look, Freya
16:54Jo's been a really good friend to you
16:56She's dealt with things
16:57That you didn't even know were happening
16:58Got on with it without complaining
17:01Because she cares about you
17:04She's
17:05She's your best friend
17:07What are you going to do?
17:08Get married without her?
17:09How does that work?
17:10That'd be so weird
17:11Look
17:11You and I both need
17:13Her to come back
17:15Sorry again for calling you a cunt
17:17You called me a bitch
17:18Oh no, this was earlier when you were out
17:21Okay
17:21Bad news
17:22A bunch of your socks shrank
17:24But
17:26Silver lining
17:27If you're planning on having a baby
17:29How cute
17:36Cockstock?
17:38No, I've got plenty
17:39Thank you
17:42Clearly at some point
17:43We'll have to address this
17:47Address what?
17:50This radiating sensual energy between us
17:53I know you're working for PAs
17:55But professionalism comes first for me
17:58So, um
17:58Do you want to try something on?
18:00Fine, yeah
18:01But just
18:02Wait until after evening hours, yeah?
18:04I have absolutely no intention of doing that
18:06Yeah
18:06Look, if anything does
18:09Happen
18:09Um
18:10I guess I'll have to ask Freya formally
18:12If I should resign
18:15You won't need to do that
18:17Oh, bless you
18:18Don't look
18:21Hey
18:25Hey
18:25Hey
18:28Hey
18:29Hey
18:29Hey
18:29Hey
18:29Hey
18:30Hey
18:31Hey
18:31Hey
18:31Hey
18:31Hey
18:32Hey
18:34Hey
18:35Hey
18:35Hey
18:35Hey
18:36Hey
18:36Hey
18:40Hey
18:41Hey
18:42I love it
18:43Got to be
18:45Wow
18:46Not what I pictured
18:48No, I kind of pictured neck tattoos facial hair
18:51Or maybe neck beard facial tattoos
18:52There's someone more
18:53Rag and bone marks
18:55Yes
18:55In the way, I was expecting the Rag and bone marks
18:57Yeah
19:00Well you must be the Oliviers
19:02How do you know?
19:06Oh, roses! Love that.
19:13Oh my goodness! Hi!
19:16We were in the area and thought, why not pop in? Is that so weird?
19:21We were just in time for coffee.
19:23So bougie. Didn't see it coming.
19:27Right, first up, Bean adored you.
19:30Oh, she wants to do the dress, the bridesmaids, the bridal headwear, all free of charge.
19:39Seriously? No, I thought Bean hated me.
19:41What? No, the opposite. She had a vision about you.
19:45Now, we might have promised her a tagged carousel post, and this got our hive minds buzzing.
19:50Yeah.
19:51We thought, why stop at the dress? Why not roll out an entire campaign?
19:56With the both of you.
19:58You both.
20:01I don't know, I'm not an influencer. I once livestreamed my chin for six minutes.
20:05I don't know, this all sounds very proactive, doesn't it? Might get things moving.
20:09In fact, you like inclusivity. Six story posts, and you could be gifted a fully accessible, fully comped London venue
20:17in London.
20:18You know, we're thinking of getting a hashtag going. How about hashtag wheelie in love?
20:23Or hashtag just roll with it.
20:26Okay, these sound like hate crimes, but go on.
20:30And you'll receive a bespoke wedding wheelchair.
20:34I shudder to think what that looks like.
20:36Oh, well I'll tell you right now, it's a chair with a veil attached to it.
20:40Wow.
20:41That is a hell of an offer.
20:43I mean, we should talk about it.
20:45No, we won't.
20:46We won't? No?
20:47No.
20:47This doesn't sound like a wedding. This sounds like inspiration porn.
20:51Yeah, but I mean, it takes care of any contributions. Could be fun.
20:56For which part?
20:58Hashtag wheelie in love.
20:59Okay, Freya, hear us out, because we've also been thinking about your art.
21:04Now, do you know the artist Andy? Two D's? Two I's?
21:08We got her from 900 followers to 200,000.
21:12Now, she's exhibiting at the beige rectangle.
21:15This is what it can do. Visibility. Platform.
21:18Then you flop out the work.
21:20So you really think this could actually help with my platform for my artwork?
21:24Exactly.
21:25Think art meets commerce meets inclusivity.
21:30And we completely exploit that. Tastefully.
21:34I've got it!
21:37Hey, Mum.
21:38Hey, love. How are you doing? I've got your...
21:39In the end, you'd be in total queer love control.
21:42Dad, why don't you give it to me? Because you can't be trusted.
21:44Oh, shit. Sorry. Sorry to interrupt.
21:49How about that?
21:50Can I...?
21:50Yeah, Mum.
21:51No, I just... I've got a Levi survival kit.
21:54Just give it to me instead of to Dad.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Pants. Pills. Roll on, Diego.
21:59Just have them. They're my pills for my depression.
22:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:03Okay, so this is Jane, Abe's ex-wife.
22:06Hi.
22:07And Levi, his son.
22:08Blended family angle, gorgeously relatable, lovely stuff.
22:13Okay, well, I'm probably going to go because I...
22:15No! Stay! Stay! We love building out Freya's world.
22:18Yes.
22:19I hear you're writing a book.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Yeah.
22:21That's amazing. What's it about?
22:23Monogamy and Gibbons.
22:25Oh.
22:25What else?
22:26Back to the Gibbons.
22:27Well, it's not just Gibbons, actually.
22:28It's also penguins who don't, it turns out, propose to each other with pebbles.
22:33That's a Disney myth.
22:34And a lot of them are paedophiles.
22:36Nonsense.
22:37To be honest, they are.
22:39And humans, of course, so...
22:41Yeah.
22:42I'm using a few examples from our own marriage.
22:44Well, that's interesting.
22:45Which examples might they be?
22:47Jane.
22:48You're going to have to read it to find out.
22:49Yes.
22:50Do you have reps?
22:52Reps in TAFE.
22:54Joe!
22:55Oh my God.
23:05Joe!
23:07Joe!
23:08Enchanté!
23:10Enchanté!
23:11Enchanté!
23:11Enchanté!
23:11Enchanté!
23:11Oh!
23:13Woo!
23:14I'm going to order McDonald's!
23:16You want a pop, right?
23:18Come on.
23:19It's five steps to launching you through the lens of this wedding.
23:24And monetising it so people pay you to get married.
23:27I think we should do it.
23:28I think it would be great for you.
23:30I think it's a good idea.
23:31I think people should pay you to get married.
23:34I don't know.
23:34It just feels a bit like selling your soul.
23:37Listen.
23:38For a free venue, you can do what you want with my soul.
23:42Am I right?
23:43Okay.
23:43It feels like about as authentic as that accent.
23:46I mean, doesn't it just seem a bit...
23:47Morally bleak?
23:49Spiritually violent?
23:49Yes.
23:50I don't think so.
23:51I think it goes all the way through past morally bleak and spiritually violent.
23:55Through tacky and comes out as a work of art.
23:57I mean, do you not think we'd end up as some kind of like, I don't know, over-designed circus
24:01or a freak show?
24:02No, no, no.
24:03It's not a circus.
24:04It's not a freak show.
24:05No.
24:06It is a brand journey, yes?
24:09And you have something to say.
24:15I mean, I guess I could be a bit more online.
24:17Yes!
24:17Yes!
24:18Yes!
24:18There she is!
24:20Look, there is so much good here.
24:23Disabled joy, an interabled wedding.
24:26Yes.
24:27More than ever, it is vital that disabled people feel seen.
24:31I think it's genius.
24:32You know who'd really hate this fake allyship bullshit?
24:36Jo?
24:36You know, what does the walk down the aisle look like?
24:40What does your first dance look like for someone who's difficult in A&B?
24:44These are questions that you actually...
24:46Yes.
24:47If you're asking me, I'll give you a big fat yes right now.
24:50But they're not asking you, are they?
24:52Yes, they are.
24:54Well, technically, they're asking both of them.
24:56Yeah, but Dad's got no integrity because he's a lawyer.
24:59That's not true!
25:00Said every lawyer everywhere.
25:02Well, we're asking Freya.
25:10We're asking Freya.
25:11Oh!
25:12There's that look the director wanted.
25:14Kids.
25:29I'm going to blow your brain up and as soon as you're Japanese.
25:34What's important?
25:35No, no, it's all right.
25:37No, no.
25:38No, no, no, no, no. Espera, espera, espera.
25:41Voy a bajar mi cara entre tus tetas
25:44mientras bajas lentamente por mi tripa.
25:47Ya, pero...
25:48Tú sabes que logísticamente no...
25:51no puede funcionar, ¿sabes?
25:55Bueno, tú y eso lo vale.
26:08Sí, sí.
26:23Muy bien.
26:38Freya?
26:41¿Cómo te llamas?
26:43¿Cómo te llamas?
26:43Bueno, amigos, nunca cambiaste tu lugar.
26:45Bueno, eso me parece invasivo.
26:47¿Quién es ese hombre?
26:48¿Qué es eso en tu mano?
26:50¿Cómo todos tienen radar?
26:51¿Tienes seriamente engajado?
26:53Oh, ¿qué?
26:54Y tú aquí para ver si puedo ayudarles de esto?
26:57No, I'm here to see if you're still alive.
27:00Dick.
27:00Levi's been a complete mess.
27:02Well, you're clearly living up the high life with Pepe Le Pew.
27:05No, that's my 23-year-old boss.
27:07And he's Spanish, by the way.
27:09Wait a second, please.
27:10And FYI, the high life is me translating dirty talk for some horny Spanish soccer wonderkid
27:16who can barely tie his own fucking shoelaces.
27:18Well, FYI.
27:20I'm glad that it's not just my life that's sucking total ass right now.
27:24Oh, the shit people have been saying and I couldn't even text you.
27:27No, you could've.
27:28You owe me an apology.
27:30No, you owe me an apology.
27:32Oh, surprise, surprise.
27:33Deflecting to avoid accountability.
27:35Okay, you know what?
27:36Bye.
27:36I want Aperol Spritz.
27:49Okay, so one drink.
27:53Saturday?
27:56What would Abe think?
27:58I don't know.
28:00That's why I'm not going to tell him.
28:06Time is 0900 hours.
28:07We can begin.
28:08You're lying.
28:09I didn't lie.
28:09I just wasn't telling the truth.
28:11Why didn't you tell me that Joe is stalking you?
28:13Action!
28:14I have a lifetime.
28:16Down on one knee.
28:16What? Huh?
28:20What was that?
28:21Am I going to fuck a smurf?
28:23Frank, what do you want to do?
28:24You want to call off the wedding?
28:25Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential or your own?
28:30People are gagging for more.
28:31They are retching.
28:38Pure delicious delight as quirky as they get.
28:41Small Profits is on BBC iPlayer Press Red to watch that now.
28:45And this and everything across the BBC is made possible
28:48because we're funded by you.
28:56Open Weko.
29:03Zoom.rigat
29:03essay and this video is made possible. When I
29:03leftersch Common Blessings. In essence,
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