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00:34Who is it?
00:36It's me
00:45Hiya
00:48You off a few rounds?
00:50Hey
00:52You swinging that about?
00:55Yeah, I'm just doing a bit of tidying up
00:59Go on then
00:59What?
01:01Tidy up
01:15Right, so er
01:17Are you going to actually tell me what's going on?
01:21What do you mean? There's nothing going on
01:22Come on Bernie, something's up, so why don't you just tell me?
01:29Right, well I'm going to go and make a brew
01:32And just to remind you
01:36I'm a trained interrogator
01:42Little token of my affection
01:45Oh, what a lovely gift
01:47Do you think so? Do you like it?
01:49Where did you get this picture of me from?
01:51I took it of you last week when you were measuring out Ken's American hard gums
01:55I'm afraid I've been too preoccupied with the theft of my book to get you anything
01:59Well, surely you've got her a card
02:01Oh, come on, he'd have to walk all the way to the card rack
02:05I couldn't get you one of those
02:06You know, the price for a start
02:08Better than nothing
02:09I am the victim of crime
02:12A casualty of Hope Dobbsy's malfeasance, a statistic
02:16Give it over
02:18Where?
02:18What if the thief was disturbed?
02:21And the book was only the start
02:23You know, like a dangerous career criminal or something
02:26I hadn't considered that
02:28Can you water a cola cubes please?
02:34So this Mal, you reckon this was him?
02:37Who else could it be?
02:39Why have you waited this long to tell me?
02:42Well I wasn't planning on telling anyone
02:44It was one night
02:46It was a stupid mistake
02:50Besides, I know what you're like
02:52What's that supposed to mean?
02:53Well you love to play the hero, don't you?
02:56And there's no need
02:57I can look after myself this time
02:59Alright, so what are you going to do?
03:00Are you going to take a golf club out next time you leave the house?
03:03Just tell me where I can find him
03:06I don't want you fighting me battles
03:07I'm not fighting your battles
03:09I'm just going to have a quiet word burner
03:11And it'll be you back on desk duty if you're caught
03:14And I'm not having that, okay?
03:16Right
03:17At least reporting for the breaking
03:20Fine
03:20Good
03:22Well, I think that's everything
03:25Thank you for your time, Mrs Ripley
03:26And we'll be sure to give your sister the send-off she deserves
03:29Well
03:31If it's anything like the job you did for my late husband
03:34I know I'm in good hands
03:36Bless you
03:37And I'll let you know when you can come in and do her hair
03:39It's a beehive, isn't it?
03:41She'd never be seen out in public without one
03:44Lovely
03:45Mind you, I'd expect nothing less for Weatherfield's top Dusty Springfield impersonator
03:49She'll be sorely missed in them clubs
03:51Hey, clean yourself into another little old lady's will, are you?
03:55You're a...
03:57Ignore my cleaner
03:58She thinks she's a comedian
04:00Now, I'll give you a call, Mrs Ripley, and let you...
04:05What did you say that for?
04:09I thought she'd gone
04:11Even if she had
04:12This is not a joke
04:13One with a scandal in this business and you're finished
04:16It's all right
04:17Well, I'm very sorry
04:18Yeah, you and me both
04:20And will you pack it in with that spray?
04:22It's getting right on my chest
04:24Either that or I'm having a flippin' heart attack with all this stress
04:35Oh, all right?
04:39Good boy
04:41Better out than in
04:43Right, come on, quick
04:44Quick
04:46Oh, hiya sis
04:48Quite like the sound of that, sis
04:50Hang on, what was I saying now? I've forgotten
04:52Oh yeah, are you doing anything today?
04:54Don't think so, why?
04:56Well, David's sitting with Harper
04:58So, I booked us a pamper session at Orchard's, you know, to say thanks
05:03Ah, what for?
05:05What for?
05:06Well, for looking after him for a start, walking him every day
05:09And just, you know, for everything, I wouldn't have coped without you
05:13Thanks
05:20What's happening?
05:21Oh, flippin' heck
05:25You put your foot in it again?
05:27It's absolutely disgusting
05:29But I can cheer you up
05:30I bet you can't
05:31How does access all areas of County sound?
05:34It's a freebie from the brewery
05:36Get to meet and greet the new manager
05:37Watch the players train
05:39Thought I might take your mind off your dad on that dog muck
05:41Mate, I'm all over it
05:43Yeah, and that'll be all over my car, so go and change your shoes
05:45All right
05:48Hey
05:48Listen, mate, I'm gonna go and meet County's new manager and all the players, so yeah, I'm all right
05:54What with him?
05:56Thought you didn't like football
05:57I don't
05:57I do like hanging out with my mates, though
05:59All right
06:00That includes you, Tim, come on
06:02No, I haven't got time, mate
06:03Sally got you cleaning the chimney here again
06:04A check
06:06Well, what are you waiting for, then?
06:08All right, go on, then
06:08I back sit front, please
06:15You seem a little distracted, if you don't mind me safe
06:20Do you know how long I've been in this business, Roy?
06:22Oh, wow
06:24A good while, I imagine
06:2620 years
06:27It's a considerable achievement
06:29Yeah
06:29And everyone that comes through my door
06:31They get treated with dignity and respect
06:34My dad taught me that
06:36He used to say it was sacrosanct
06:38We are all equal in death
06:42A noble sentiment
06:44Um
06:45Oh, hello
06:48Before
06:49Before you say anything
06:50I just...
06:51Can I just...
06:52Can I just apologise again?
06:53No, listen
06:54Listen
06:55If you're that worried about Annie
06:58Here's your solution
07:00This is why you've dragged me in here
07:02Yeah, yeah
07:03He needs your help, he needs your representation
07:05Have a seat
07:05This...
07:06This...
07:06This dreadful woman
07:07She's been saying all sorts, hasn't she?
07:09I know
07:09Don't tell me words got round already
07:11Not exactly
07:12But I'm afraid that dreadful woman has hired me to contest the will
07:16I've suggested we settle through mediation
07:18But I'm not very hopeful
07:19Well, she's already involved solicitors
07:21Yeah, I'm afraid so
07:22And my advice is you do the same thing
07:24But it can't be me
07:26Oh
07:27Look
07:28There's got to be a way round
07:29Yeah
07:31Yeah, you mean you're hung over?
07:33No
07:34No, I do not
07:35And do you want to know why?
07:37I don't have time for headaches
07:39I don't have that luxury
07:42Right
07:42Take your day off sick
07:47Glenda's hung over
07:48I had it was a headache
07:49Oh, Roy
07:50Who'd have staff?
07:53Well, I couldn't run this place without
07:55Yeah, we're no trouble, are we, Roy?
07:57I mean, I know I was a bit late this morning
07:59But that's because I had to sort something out at home
08:01It wasn't a problem, Tom
08:04There she is, look!
08:06What do you want?
08:07I want to know what you've been saying to him
08:08This is none of your business
08:10It is when she's spouting a load of rubbish about me
08:12Did she tell you about our night in the hotel?
08:14Did she? About the drugs?
08:16Do you want to shut your mouth?
08:17Do you want to make me? Come on, then
08:18Let's see the real burn here
08:19With a nasty, common, dirty little cowl that you really are
08:23How dare you come in here harassing my staff like this?
08:26I would ask you to leave
08:27What are you defending her for?
08:28She's now...
08:29Immediately!
08:30You've rattled the wrong cage, love
08:42Oh, I think we're getting a speech
08:44Yep, um, buckle up, because it's going to be a long one
08:46Oh, do I need to ring Liam and tell him he's making his own dinner?
08:49No, I'm only messing
08:51But no, seriously, I wanted to say
08:55Since having Harper, things have been really hard
09:00Amazing, amazing, but, yeah
09:03We know
09:05And, erm, next week she's having her operation
09:10And I've never been so frightened in all my life
09:14Erm, but I've had someone by my side
09:18Helping me, keeping me going
09:21Chipping in when I've needed it
09:22And backing off when I've not
09:25And I couldn't have done it without you
09:27I mean it, thank you
09:30To Jodie
09:31To Jodie
09:33Fab, let's get this pamper party started
09:41Ties in one day, can't be bad
09:42Popped into the cafe to see you
09:44Right, I said Mal was in kicking off
09:47What's he telling you that for?
09:50Because he's worried about you, Bernie
09:51I am
09:52Need to report this, Mal, for harassment
09:55Right, and now they're going to prove that it's him that broke in
09:57Well, you need to do something
09:59And I am
09:59What exactly?
10:01I'm going to tell Dev everything before Mal does
10:03I should have done it at the start, I could kick myself
10:05Right, well just tell me where to find him
10:07And he won't have a chance to tell Dev a thing
10:11Bernardine Simone, I poured in every storm
10:13The wind beneath my wings
10:15I'm getting off
10:16Good decision, son, cos Mummy and I have got a bit of catching up to do
10:19Aw, can you at least wait till we're gone?
10:21Clock's a ticking
10:23Right, I'm going to summer, see you later
10:25Right, thanks for popping in, son
10:26And I'll think on what you said
10:28Yeah, you do that
10:31Boy, have I missed you
10:33Right, we need to talk
10:35That night in the hotel
10:36What about it?
10:37I've not been honest with you
10:38I wasn't alone
10:39No
10:40I was with a fella
10:41Yep
10:42And he kissed me
10:48He was
10:50He was
10:51He was
11:07What are you thinking?
11:08You never tell me the whole truth
11:10I do
11:11Yeah, eventually
11:12When it suits you
11:13When your hand's been forced
11:14Now what does that say about this relationship?
11:16And what does that say about us?
11:18Right, when I told you about the drugs
11:19You went proper under
11:20I didn't see the point in making it worse
11:22It couldn't get any worse
11:25Could it?
11:27He's making a nuisance of himself, isn't he?
11:32He's being all stalkerish
11:36And I'm not sure, but
11:42I think he broke into the house
11:47Right, and I called the police
11:48They said there's nothing they can do
11:50I knew they wouldn't
11:51Or maybe he had a key or something
11:56He's all right, snide
11:57My daughter, she sleeps in this house
12:00This is her home
12:01She deserves to feel safe
12:02I'm sorry
12:04Okay, how did we get here?
12:07You know, whatever you've done in the past
12:08Whatever mistakes you've made
12:09I always believed that you made them
12:11For the right reasons
12:12That they came from the heart
12:14From a good place
12:18But not this
12:24Not this
12:28Hey
12:34Joan
12:35Said she's not sure she wants us burying her sister
12:39Oh, come on
12:40She'll come round
12:43Oh, love
12:45I can't bear to see you like this, you know
12:48I'll tell you what
12:49I'll do a bit of stand-up for you, shall I?
12:52Keep you entertained
12:53Did you hear the one about the undertaker who swindled widows?
12:57Did he bury the evidence?
12:59Very good
13:01You've not swindled anybody
13:02Yeah, but that's not what the folk round here are going to think, is it?
13:05Once I'm up in court, are they?
13:07Joan?
13:09She's just the beginning
13:12Oh, I don't know
13:23Right, what are we doing then?
13:26You do realise she's started out her career grooming dogs, don't you?
13:29Won't let her anywhere near my hair state that she's in
13:32Oh, you cheeky mare, I've only had a couple
13:34Yeah, of litres
13:35Now, do you know what, actually, your hair is just beautiful as it is, isn't it?
13:41Oh, it's her
13:43So, how's Harper?
13:45Oh, she's great
13:46David is such a doting daddy, honestly, you should see him with her
13:51He is so cute
13:56Well, I never thought I'd see the day when, oh dear, David being described as cute
14:01I must say though, Shona, honestly, you have been the making of that lad
14:07You really have
14:09Right, so, what are we doing then?
14:11Well, why don't you forget that and you can come over here and get your nails done instead?
14:14Yeah, I'll only be two ticks
14:16Yeah
14:21Will there be a spate?
14:23Are you going to go on about this all night?
14:27Well, he's right to be worried, Rita
14:28I'm only letting two school children in at a time
14:32Yeah, but you work in a flower shop, you don't get two children in there in a year
14:37Maybe if you invested more in libraries, people wouldn't resort to stealing novels
14:42Save it for your Marxist meetings, Kenneth
14:45Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to ring the police again
14:49Check on the investigation
14:51Well, ask them to put you through to the stolen boot division
14:56Cos I'm a feeling you're the number one priority
14:59Hey everybody
15:01You two granddad?
15:02Adam, Adam, come and join us
15:05It's Rita's birthday and we're celebrating
15:07Ah, happy birthday, Rita
15:09Thank you
15:10Well, I'm okay, thank you
15:12Oh, of course, it's probably not in keeping with your debonair profile
15:17But if anybody could pull it off, it would be you
15:22Glad you liked it, fellas
15:23Yeah, it was really good
15:24Yeah, that new manager's great, you know, he's going to take us all the way next season
15:28Three pints, please, ma
15:29Two pints?
15:30Ah, don't be like that
15:32Steve's a great lad once you get to know him
15:33Give the man a beer
15:34Glenda's off sick with a hangover and I'm rushed off my feet
15:38So if your new pals here want pints, you pull them
15:42I'm going on a break
15:44And no skiving off, gassing with these two
15:46You're here to work
15:50Ben's a nice fella, isn't he?
15:51Yeah, the best
15:54Well, second best, obviously
15:55You're the best
15:56You're the best
15:57Yeah
15:57Do you want to talk a game of ours?
15:59Yeah
16:05Where's George?
16:06He's, um
16:08He's too upset to come
16:10Is he now?
16:12Well, how long is this going to take?
16:13Have a touch of frost on ketchup
16:16Okay, so, um, well, I just wanted to, um
16:19I just wanted to explain my tasteless joke
16:22And I wanted to give you a little bit of context, you see
16:24Um
16:25Well, go on
16:28Well, George is the victim of a slanderous campaign to, um
16:35Wreck his good name
16:36Now, you know George, you know that he's a kind and caring person
16:41In fact, he's so kind
16:43That a widow has left him a load of money in her will
16:45Oh, very generous
16:46Well, no, not everybody thinks so
16:48Because now her family think that he has, um, twisted her arm
16:52That he's, uh, you know, coerced her
16:55Doesn't strike me as the type
16:57Well, no, exactly, you know, I...
17:00Oh, a nicer man you could not hope to meet
17:04He cares so much about his clients and he loves his job
17:11I suppose what I'm saying to you is
17:14It would mean the world to him
17:16If you would let him carry on arranging your sister's send off
17:22It's not his fault that I can't keep my trap shut, you know
17:31Oh, sorry, my phone's just ringing, excuse me, I'll just, I have to answer this, that's all right
17:36Two secs, um
17:41Hello, George, hello, darling, you okay?
17:45Oh, oh, I'm sorry to hear that
17:48Oh, I know you're so upset about Joan
17:52Yeah
17:53Oh, no, darling, please don't cry
17:55Who are you talking to?
17:58You, apparently
18:01Me?
18:04I saw the message you sent to Joan
18:07What are you doing pretending to be me?
18:09I have an idea
18:10You've fed me a pack of lies since I got here
18:13No, er, no, well, no, that wasn't...
18:17That wasn't George on the phone, no, but no
18:20What I was saying about his, his integrity being impugned, that was all, that was all true, honestly
18:25I'm surprised you know the meaning of the word
18:27I just wanted to know, Mrs Ripley
18:29I had nothing to do with this
18:31I thought better of you, George Suttleworth
18:33In the words of Dusty Springfield
18:35Believe me, believe me, I knew nout about it
18:38How dare you?
18:41Using Dusty's words to emotionally blackmail me
18:45My late sister will be spinning in her grave, and I wouldn't mind, she's not been buried yet
18:51I never, I swear
18:53And as for you, I will never use Suttleworth ever again
18:59Oh, Mrs Ripley
19:00Get your hands off me
19:07Brilliant! And what were you gonna do for an encore? Burn me business down and finish the job?
19:13Good grief
19:15A very large scotch please, son
19:19Go, go
19:21Always leaving your soul
19:24You got the power to know
19:26You're indestructible
19:32Oh, no look at the salon
19:35Nope, we looked everywhere
19:38Well, do you want me to go down there, see if I can find it?
19:41As I said, we looked everywhere
19:43I can't believe I've lost my wedding ring
19:45What am I gonna tell David?
19:47Well, you know, he'll understand, you've got a lot on your plate
19:51Right, let's have our tea, and then we'll turn this place upside down until we find it
19:54Look, you know what, I'm sure I had it at the salon before I had my nails done
19:58There's no harm in looking, is there?
20:00Aye, I suppose
20:03Oh, erm, yeah, I only made enough of two
20:07It's getting a bit late anyway, so
20:09Oh, yeah, yeah, don't worry, I'm not stopping anyway
20:11Oh, okay
20:13Right, I'll see you later then
20:15Oh, yeah, thanks for all your help, Bethany
20:16Yeah, thanks for all your help
20:18No worries, let me know if you find it
20:19Will do, bye
20:33Aham!
20:43Do you think I'm intimidated by you, is that it?
20:47You can't have me, so you'll settle for scaring me instead
20:51Have you?
20:53A washed-out druggied casualty
20:55Look at you, oh, I really miss me dead son
21:00Then how do you choose to remember him?
21:02Oh, yeah, that's right
21:02You get hammered in a hotel room and try it on with a stranger
21:05That's really touching that
21:07He'd have been dead proud
21:09Right, a word to the wise
21:11Don't you dare speak about my son again
21:14And you stay away from me, and you stay away from my family
21:18Or what?
21:19I'll kill you
21:22As God is my witness, I will kill you
21:25Well, looks like it's game on then, cause I ain't going nowhere
21:29I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
21:31I'll see you tomorrow
21:31Bye
22:02Bye
22:03Bye
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