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00:00When? Later?
00:01Yes, later.
00:02Yeah, but you don't really mean that.
00:04I said later, I mean later.
00:06Oh, you're treating me like I'm crazy.
00:08No, I'm not trying to.
00:09You're avoiding this. I'm not delusional. I know that having a baby is...
00:12Jesus, Rachel, I'm late for work.
00:15I'm not avoiding anything, okay?
00:21Okay.
00:25I so didn't mean to stay over.
00:28I'm not sure I believe you.
00:30Oh, seriously. I was just really tired.
00:33But you know you could have just woken me up and kicked me out.
00:35You packed your toothbrush.
00:37Still, it's your house.
00:39Nay, I don't blame you if you wanted to spend a night away from your new flatmates.
00:42Did you make us acai bowls?
00:44Hmm. I make them every day.
00:46Oh, okay.
00:48Wait, is that okay?
00:49No, no, it's perfect.
00:54Uh-oh, you want me to hide?
00:58Oh.
00:59Yeah, okay.
01:05I can't do it anymore. She hates me.
01:07Well, what did she do?
01:08Well, if I'd stop patting her for five seconds, she escapes.
01:11And it hurts my feelings.
01:12I can't do this kind of rejection exposure anymore.
01:15I'm sorry, doll.
01:17Libby, I can't take her.
01:19Is that...
01:20Is that perfume I can smell? Is there a woman in here?
01:23No.
01:23It's my column.
01:27Intense.
01:27Top note of jasmine.
01:29Very feminine.
01:31Wait, oh.
01:38The special delivery?
01:40Sorry, I need to get ready.
01:42Would you be able to...
01:44Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:46I'll go get my stuff.
01:55You winning that one-way steering competition?
01:57What?
01:58You're clearly still hung up on Billy.
02:00Oh, God.
02:01I'm just against all public displays of whatever it is they think they're doing.
02:04I think people call it dating.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:10Even Emmett is happier than I.
02:11Well, you're not the absolute bottom of the pile.
02:14I mean, have you seen Marty and his absolutely heinous rotation of sad man cardigans?
02:17I mean, no one is buying his toxic positivity.
02:21It's like a charcuterie board.
02:23Like, what day of the week are we touring?
02:24Why does that matter?
02:25Well, I wouldn't go for Libby on a Monday.
02:27I'd go for Nizar.
02:29Who's your number one, then, Sam?
02:30Oh, Dr. Marty, obviously.
02:32Ooh, those toe shoes do give off massive freak energy.
02:36Phil from Surgical's pretty hot.
02:38Yeah, but she's kind of like a horse girl.
02:40But that's who you'd go with.
02:42Phil, out of everybody in the whole hospital.
02:44Emmett.
02:45He's the all-rounder.
02:46What?
02:46All right, then I'll go to Dr. Achari.
02:49Well, she's our flatmate.
02:50Like, I get it, but isn't that just a bit...
02:52No, I mean the Dr. Achari.
02:54Poppy's mum?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Yuck.
02:56What?
02:57She's gorgeous.
02:59She's older than my mum.
03:01Don't worry, May.
03:06May's gnomes are watching.
03:07I don't care.
03:09I have to get her to work.
03:11It's kissing me really so painful.
03:20Happy.
03:21For now.
03:23Can you keep an eye on Jaden for me?
03:24Psych are on their way, but there could be a while.
03:26Is he dangerous?
03:27No, I don't think so.
03:28He might just be a bit of a flight risk.
03:34Kia ora.
03:35How high up does that go?
03:37I don't know.
03:38The roof?
03:38I'm down too close to the ground.
03:40They could get me here.
03:41Who?
03:41The doctors?
03:43Agents of Abaddon, the Angel of Destruction.
03:45They're trying to corrupt me, but I can't let them.
03:48Oh, yeah.
03:49We can't have that, eh?
03:51We've got a jammed footrest over there, if you could take a look.
03:55Is that COVID something?
03:57No.
03:57The patient needs to keep their leg elevated.
04:01I hate how they talk down to us.
04:03Hey?
04:03Doctors.
04:04Even the quirky ones, like Marty, can't help it.
04:07Thank you for taking them in.
04:09They're not strays.
04:11Cindy's a little bit jumpy because of the whole defib incident.
04:14I just hope they don't cause more damage.
04:17Well, maybe today they will surprise you.
04:19No.
04:20No more surprises.
04:21Logan and Dawn fly it today.
04:24Kate?
04:25You're being an egg.
04:27No, Logan's the egg.
04:28He made it very clear that he doesn't want anything to do with me.
04:31That's his choice.
04:31So I'm choosing to focus on other things.
04:33Hmm, like your new gangie.
04:35See, I knew you'd have a problem with me and Lippy.
04:37No, I don't.
04:38I know she's Chris's ex, but that was a lifetime ago.
04:41Yeah, but that's not the ex I'm worried about.
04:44Is there anything else?
04:45Not really.
04:47What?
04:49Chris called me Rachel.
04:52What?
04:53I don't even think he realised it.
04:55And, uh, what were you doing when this happened?
04:59Ooh, yeah.
05:00I don't know.
05:01We were arguing.
05:02About Rachel?
05:03No.
05:04Okay, so that's why it was off that she was even in his mind.
05:08I don't think it means anything.
05:09She's Chris's ex-wife.
05:11Okay, well, maybe his memory's going, you know?
05:13He's not that young anymore.
05:14He's not that old either.
05:15He's got a lot going on.
05:17He's confused.
05:17And like you said, he didn't even realise he said it.
05:19So, cut my boy some slack.
05:23You look flushed.
05:24What's the matter?
05:25Nothing.
05:25Don't worry about it.
05:26I hope Emmett isn't giving you too much of a hard time.
05:28You're still being so snippy.
05:30It's just his natural setting.
05:32No, it's more than that.
05:33We haven't had sex tonight.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Don't tell me.
05:35It's been weeks.
05:36It hasn't been like this since I was postpartum with you.
05:39Please, talk to literally anyone else about this.
05:43No sleeping?
05:44I'm on time.
05:46Up a cube three, febrile and hypertensive.
05:48What's the latest?
05:48I've given him IV fluids.
05:49I'm just waiting on bloods.
05:50How long ago was that?
05:52Four knees, a wheelchair, then straight to radiology, please.
05:55Where can I go?
05:55What am I, your tour guide or something?
05:57Stop that bloody beeping.
06:01I think he's so sore about your accusation.
06:04I got that, Einstein.
06:07How's Monique doing, by the way?
06:09She's fine.
06:10Why?
06:12Just, Nas hasn't mentioned her at all, but he's got Dolly.
06:15It seems kind of weird to leave a dog with your ex unless it's, like, a temporary breakup.
06:20I know what you're doing.
06:22Can you just tell me what happened between them, please?
06:24No.
06:24I swear I won't say anything.
06:26I cannot.
06:27I will not.
06:27Monique's like my best friend.
06:29You forgot she existed the other day.
06:31And you've totally been backing me, banging her baby, Daddy.
06:34Okay, fine.
06:36I have ammunition, but you know I can't use it.
06:38Are you talking about Logan?
06:39You too.
06:40Meet the ambos out the back, will you?
06:41They're five minutes away with a status two chest pain.
06:43I got it.
06:46Something I should know?
06:48Nope.
06:48Absolutely not.
06:50Nora presenting with acid reflux, dizziness, and sharp stomach pain, HCG negative.
06:55Thanks.
06:56Cindy, you all good with Jaden?
06:58Aye.
06:58I think we've really connected.
07:00No, no, no, mate.
07:01Down from there, please.
07:02I need to get up higher.
07:04I need to hide from them.
07:05Jaden, Ewa, come down, eh?
07:07Remember what I told you?
07:08It's safe on the ground.
07:09Mum, there's no care who are hiding down here.
07:12Promise.
07:13You sure?
07:14Yeah, man, of course.
07:16I need to get my patient a surgical consult, but I'll call psych again.
07:19Oh, good.
07:19I got him.
07:21Anyone got a thermometer?
07:23Yeah.
07:24I want it next.
07:25Oh, how come there's never enough?
07:26This place is meant to be new.
07:27It's flashers.
07:29So you're laying it on with the boss?
07:30You really do have it bad.
07:32Nah.
07:33May have six years, but I'm not.
07:36Well, I did kiss my mate, Afi, now, a couple of times in high school.
07:39Just at parties when there was no one to pull, but I don't think that means anything.
07:43Hold up.
07:44Am I a queer baiter?
07:45Oh, he means Marty.
07:46You said he was your number one.
07:48Yeah, he is fully.
07:51Crap.
07:52Where'd he go?
07:53Who?
07:54Oh, looks like the demons have finally caught up with him.
07:56Hey, not funny.
07:58No.
07:59Marty's gonna kill me.
08:00Yeah, it was really nice knowing you, Cindy.
08:03I know where he is.
08:04Where?
08:06Wait, Cindy.
08:07Let's just call security.
08:09Jayden.
08:10I'm coming, buddy.
08:13Oh, hey.
08:14How's Dolly settling in?
08:16Have you had your girl back?
08:17No.
08:18Oh.
08:19Maeve said she was okay to keep her for longer.
08:21Oh, well, Maeve isn't the one who's been looking after her.
08:24I gave her plenty of time to step up, but she has done none of the work, and she is
08:27reaping
08:28all of the snuggles.
08:29I wasn't usually the one who took care of Dolly, either.
08:31I see.
08:33Look, I'll figure it out.
08:35Let me help.
08:37I know what it's like being left with unwanted baggage from a relationship that's ending.
08:41Just leave it with me, and I'll find alternative arrangements for Dolly.
08:45Really?
08:46I'm not just a gorgeous face.
08:50Free for some fresh air?
08:51Oh, I could be.
08:55Christmas the morning meeting with the legal team.
08:57You didn't tell him it had been rescheduled?
08:59Uh, you told me.
09:00I emailed you.
09:02Did you?
09:02Okay.
09:03Um, let me just, let me just check.
09:05Um, I need you upstairs taking minutes.
09:07Okay.
09:08Yep, right.
09:09Sorry, Chris.
09:10Yes.
09:10Sorry.
09:11Um, I just, I can't find it.
09:13Did you put in a weird subject line?
09:14It doesn't matter.
09:15Just don't miss me off the next one.
09:20She always been like that?
09:22Who?
09:23Rachel.
09:23You don't get good results talking to your staff like that.
09:26To all staff or just Libby?
09:27Eh?
09:28It makes sense.
09:29You want to defend the woman that you're dating.
09:31But don't worry.
09:32Libby can more than hold her own against Rachel.
09:34I don't know.
09:35I think you should be more worried about how quick you are to defend your ex-wife.
09:38I'm sorry?
09:39Just saying you should focus more on my sister.
09:41Selena and I are fine.
09:43Mate, you called her Rachel.
09:45No, I didn't.
09:46Yeah, you did.
09:48It's not cool, mate.
09:52Turn back.
09:53Marty's going to notice we're gone.
09:54Nah.
09:55Jaden's going to be freaking out.
09:56But I reckon I'm getting close.
09:58This is chill.
09:59Not my first time in a call space.
10:01I bet it's not.
10:03I've caught impossums in the roof before.
10:05Scary as.
10:06Those little psychos will go straight for your eyes if you look at them funny.
10:09Bit like our missing patient.
10:10Mate.
10:10Nah, he's good.
10:12He's good.
10:13And coming.
10:15Hey!
10:15How you going?
10:17Do I know you?
10:18We crashed at Poppy's place.
10:19I'm Ash.
10:21Ash.
10:22You should come around sometime.
10:23See the place?
10:24Hang out?
10:25I don't think Poppy would be too happy about that.
10:28Maybe, but...
10:31I mean, I'd be stoked.
10:34Oh.
10:36Everybody wants me.
10:38Forget it.
10:39Oh, y'all.
10:41What the hell was that?
10:43Could have shot.
10:44You could have blown our cover.
10:45Oh, now you care.
10:46I'm going to call Cindy.
10:47Ah.
10:52Oh, crap.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Dead end.
10:56Shit.
10:57Anyways.
10:58Not my first rodeo in a vent.
11:01My first rodeo was probably 2 and 11.
11:03Maybe 10.
11:04I wasn't a proper hideout one or anything.
11:06I mean, it was on my uncle's hakari as far.
11:08And it was pretty much mud city all year round
11:10because all the cattle would be in and out of the creek all the time.
11:13And then my cousin, he was like, I'm going to get those cows.
11:17And I was like, those are my auntie's cows.
11:19You can't even touch them.
11:20And my uncle's going to smash you if you do.
11:21Sis, you off?
11:23Yeah, I'm meeting Chris for lunch.
11:25Wait, so you guys are cool now?
11:26I don't know.
11:28That's the last minute thing.
11:30I guess this morning's been weighing on him like it has been on me,
11:33but maybe I'm just freaking out about nothing.
11:35You reckon?
11:36Yeah.
11:37He's stressed and, well, this baby talk isn't making it any easier.
11:40Hey, don't let them put this on you.
11:42He's not.
11:42This is what adults do when they fix things after a fight.
11:45Or that's how they grovel after being called out.
11:50What did you do?
11:51I heard him up about how he called you, Rachel.
11:52Yeah, what the hell?
11:54Why would you do that?
11:55Don't have a go at me.
11:55He's the one who did something wrong.
11:57Stay out of my life.
11:58I did you a favor.
11:59I mean it.
12:00Oh, jeez.
12:00Guess I can't do anything, right?
12:01Yeah, good guess.
12:04What is this?
12:08You're selling, Dolly.
12:10Of course not.
12:11This isn't...
12:11You can't just fob her off like that.
12:12She's done nothing wrong.
12:13You know how much this will hurt mom?
12:15She loves that dog more than anything.
12:16Then why did she leave her?
12:18Because her mom's allergic.
12:19And for some insane reason, she still trusts you.
12:21This isn't what I thought you meant when you offered to help.
12:23Well, you said you didn't want her and you said it was too difficult.
12:26I never said that.
12:28I will take her.
12:29Is she at yours or pick her up?
12:30Absolutely not.
12:31Well, I'm not going to let you dump her on some stranger because she's an inconvenience.
12:34She's not yours.
12:35So keep your hands off her.
12:39Hey, I'm sorry about bringing up all that relationship trial before.
12:42Did she take those buds like I asked?
12:44Yes.
12:46Why is the lab taking so long?
12:48I don't know.
12:49Are they ignoring you?
12:50Call them.
12:51You know, I don't know why I'm the one apologising when you're using me for intel on your boyfriend.
12:56Not my boyfriend.
12:57It's shorthand.
12:58Sorry that secret no-strings-lover is too much of a mouthful.
13:02Can we just give it a rest?
13:04It was funny last week.
13:05Now it's pathetic.
13:06Get alive.
13:06Stop obsessing about mine.
13:08Paranoid much?
13:09We weren't talking about you.
13:11But I am sorry about all that.
13:13Okay, we were wrong.
13:14You were wrong.
13:15And we shouldn't have got in the middle of it all.
13:17Everything all right?
13:19Yeah, I just got a patient to review and race us.
13:21Don't stress.
13:22I'm on it.
13:22Sage those bloods?
13:23I'm literally chasing them out.
13:25Thanks for coming down.
13:26We're going to suspect that appendicitis needs your attention.
13:29Already seen them.
13:30Ultrasound negative.
13:31Huh.
13:32Could be Crohn's or colitis.
13:34What was that all about?
13:35You sure it's not appendicitis?
13:37Yes.
13:37Hey, could I get some more cultures on that febrile woman in four, please?
13:41Are you coming over tonight?
13:43Oh, no, I don't think I can.
13:44I really think you should.
13:45Has anyone seen the surgical folder that was here?
13:49Thanks.
13:51Spend the night with me.
13:52I promise I'll make it worth your while.
13:54We've got a fractured tibial plateau.
13:55Needs your attention at room six.
13:57I'm not taking no for an answer.
14:00Fine.
14:01Fine.
14:02Fine.
14:03See you tonight.
14:04Room six, you said?
14:05Yep.
14:09So this is a guilt lunch.
14:11No, it's not.
14:13Well, not exactly.
14:15I know we need to make more time for each other,
14:17so I've booked us a few nights away in Wanaka.
14:21But you hate Otago in the summer.
14:23Oh, I'm trying to be romantic.
14:25Our holidays got taken up by other priorities, responsibilities.
14:29We came back sooner than we meant to.
14:31Yeah, because of Rachel.
14:33Because of work.
14:35I know Billy told you what you said.
14:38I don't even remember saying it.
14:40Yeah, but does that make it any better?
14:42I told you.
14:43Rachel is my past.
14:44It's not just about Rachel.
14:46What else is it about?
14:49Having a baby.
14:51We only just got back together.
14:53I mean, can't we just enjoy this time
14:55rather than thinking about crossing off random relationship milestones?
14:59Me wanting a baby with you isn't random.
15:02It's not some box I'm trying to tick.
15:04Okay, that came out wrong.
15:05Okay, it's because I love you.
15:06I love you too.
15:07And I'm clearly not expressing that well enough.
15:11You know what?
15:12I'm not hungry.
15:13Selena, please.
15:23No, don't do that.
15:24You know it's not going to work on me.
15:32Look, I know this might seem a bit extreme,
15:35but we both know it's been a long time coming.
15:38We're not compatible.
15:39Never have been.
15:40But you aren't even aware of all the emotional turmoil,
15:43all the pain, the suffering that you've caused me,
15:45and I can't take it anymore.
15:47And I can't forgive you.
15:48Too much damage has been done.
15:56And she was supposed to love you.
16:00Just like she was supposed to love me.
16:04And you're just a victim in all this.
16:10I'm sorry, Toby.
16:14When I look at you,
16:16she's all I see.
16:29Oh, I didn't realise you had a meeting off-site today.
16:32Keeping tabs on me.
16:33Not hard when you're never where you're supposed to be.
16:36Have I been mysteriously left off another email chain?
16:39Not to my knowledge,
16:40but Libby has been uncharacteristically scatterbrained.
16:43Hmm.
16:44You intimidate her.
16:45Do I?
16:46You know you do.
16:49Anyway, the meeting.
16:51It was just lunch with Selina.
16:53Oh, okay.
16:55How long's that been going on?
16:57The nurses all have wonderful things to say about her.
16:59Rachel, there's no world in which we need to discuss my relationship.
17:02No, of course.
17:09Aw, who is this absolute cutie, the dirty pudding cup?
17:16She doesn't like baby talk.
17:17Oh, I could eat you up.
17:18Oh, yes, I could, but I won't.
17:20That would be a waste of a boofy pooch like you.
17:24Her name's Dolly.
17:25Are she yours?
17:26She's, she's, it's complicated.
17:29Yeah, we don't take still animals.
17:31No, she's mine.
17:32I, I just can't take care of her anymore.
17:36Honestly.
17:37Okay.
17:39Just, uh, can sign her over, and then we'll find a new home.
17:44Oh.
17:45What, just seems a bit casual?
17:48It does seem a bit casual, doesn't it?
17:50Before you take her, there's just a few things that you need to know about her.
17:52Oh, is she thick?
17:53No, nothing like that.
17:55She just has certain peculiarities or preferences.
17:59She's scared of bad weather, mainly wind, and she doesn't like it when the pads of her
18:03paws get wet.
18:04I don't think she likes the feeling of it.
18:06Um.
18:10And, but she won't always sleep on the bed, but the door needs to be left ajar, otherwise
18:14she'll cry.
18:15And, she loves food, so you can never leave any out.
18:22She's very brave.
18:24I forget how small she is.
18:27So, her new owner needs to be, um, she need, they need to be aware of big dogs or cars.
18:32Yeah, someone's gonna want her.
18:34Heck, I might even take her home.
18:36Look at those funny goopy eyes.
18:37It's not goopy.
18:39They like that because she, she just likes to take everything in.
18:42Yeah, I actually mean that as a compliment, so.
18:45I can't do this.
18:46No, yeah, sure you can.
18:47No, I can't.
18:48Look, I love her, and I'm not ready to let her go, and you can't make me.
18:57Sorry to waste your time.
19:00No, no worries.
19:02I just don't get why Nas won't let one of us take the dog.
19:05Mm, Monique too.
19:06Well, I think she wants a reason for them to stay in touch.
19:08Well, we have a baby for that.
19:10Sure.
19:11How was your weekend in Huayri Kartono, by the way?
19:14It was great.
19:15Yeah, the kids are loving it.
19:16Well, did Esther say how much longer she'd be down for?
19:19Guys, where's Cindy?
19:21Lunch.
19:21Lady issues.
19:23Where is she?
19:26She's using her lunch break to deal with her lady issues.
19:31Now, something's happened.
19:33Nothing's happened.
19:34It's going to be worse for you if you lie.
19:36That was E.D.
19:38Jayden's there.
19:39He wasn't in the vents.
19:40What?
19:40And here's the site consult we've been waiting on.
19:44No worries, we'll grab him.
19:45What is this about the vents?
19:51I would have bought you a gift, but I feel like the only thing you will accept from me
19:55is an apology.
19:57Or we can test that theory with a handful of diamonds.
20:01I thought you didn't like being bought.
20:03Well, no, you didn't bring me any jewelry.
20:07Moving on.
20:09I'm sorry.
20:10Paul?
20:11Well, for...
20:12Eddie!
20:13Shut up!
20:15Pissing privacy, please?
20:16Okay, damn.
20:18And then come back and then wipe all the stuff off the bench.
20:27Hey, sorry.
20:28You were saying you were sorry?
20:31I've been avoiding talking about the next steps, the future.
20:35Why is that?
20:36Well, I like things how they are.
20:38I want you.
20:39Nothing else.
20:41Okay, so I wanted to know where you're at, and now I do.
20:43I know you want more.
20:45I do, but...
20:45And if it's important to you, I will think about it.
20:49Really?
20:50Yes.
20:50I'm open.
20:53Can we still go to Wanaka?
20:55If you want.
20:56I want.
20:59We've given him some lorazepam and the psych nurse is here, but I found him trying to climb the curtains.
21:04How did that go?
21:05As well as you'd think.
21:07Where's my angel?
21:09She said she'd take care of me.
21:11She's on her way, mate.
21:16Why is the Aussie looking at you like that?
21:19I think he has a little crush.
21:21Oh.
21:22Don't be jealous.
21:23I am definitely not.
21:24Definitely not what?
21:25Treating abscess I asked you to look at ten minutes ago?
21:28Exactly.
21:29Mm-hmm.
21:33What's this?
21:34Chamomile.
21:35For your jitters.
21:37Don't know what you're talking about.
21:38Just drink it.
21:39No, thanks.
21:39Don't eat it.
21:40Fine.
21:41Be difficult.
21:42But don't use it as an excuse to cancel tonight.
21:46Tonight?
21:47You're staying at mine.
21:48No, I'm not.
21:50So you just said that to get rid of me, then?
21:52Lovely.
21:53Very mature.
21:54Uh-oh.
21:56Stop.
21:57It's fine.
21:58It's just a little accident.
21:59Just stop, will you?
22:01What's got into you?
22:02Just stop patronising me.
22:03Stop prodding me.
22:04Stop cleaning up after me.
22:06I've got it.
22:07It's just a cup of tea.
22:08It's not just a cup of tea, though, is it?
22:10It's you.
22:11What the hell?
22:13Bobby, it's okay.
22:14He doesn't mean it.
22:16Look, just go outside and get some air.
22:18You're embarrassing yourself.
22:19This?
22:20This is over.
22:21Don't be ridiculous.
22:22You're ridiculous.
22:24That's what you love about me.
22:25Look, see, I don't love you.
22:27I don't believe you.
22:29How could I love you?
22:30Look at you.
22:32Don't walk away from me.
22:34Just stop.
22:36No, I love you and you're not making any sense.
22:38Okay, I'll make sense of it for you, shall I?
22:40You're annoying.
22:41You're too much.
22:41You're way too much.
22:42You swamped me.
22:43This whole thing has been a mistake.
22:44I should never have gone there.
22:46You're breaking up with me.
22:52Oh, my God.
22:55Oh, my God.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58Oh, my God.
23:01Oh, my God.
23:02Oh, my God.
23:02Oh, my God.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:03Oh, my God.
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