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00:02Hello.
00:03Well, thanks for coming, everyone.
00:05It's all right.
00:06Lovely, isn't it, eh? Get everyone together.
00:08Yeah, everyone, just find a seat where you can.
00:10You know, they eat the other side upstairs, haven't you?
00:14It was ages since we last had a big family dinner there.
00:17Mmm, boy snacks.
00:19Leave once.
00:20Turn the volume down.
00:21Dog horn.
00:22Oh, really?
00:23Did you bring the gravy?
00:24Yeah, yeah, it's in the bag.
00:25Is Lauren coming off to work?
00:27Doesn't she remember she's bringing dessert, yeah?
00:28Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:32Oh, er, cat bits and crisps from the pub in the back.
00:34Oh, nice, thank you.
00:35Oh, I've done the potatoes, you just need to eat them up.
00:37Real hero there, father.
00:40Right, well, I think wine's in order.
00:41What three bottles?
00:42Oh, yeah, it's been a long week.
00:44Er, yeah, you know, just work, life.
00:47Yeah, well, my exes are my daughter.
00:49So, let's pop this bottle and numb the pain.
00:51Yeah, you don't pop a nice white wine, though.
00:54This beauty's from the answer.
00:56Mmm, don't know, not the answer.
00:57Actually, I've always loved the Al's Ass.
00:59Yeah, can you imagine non-Al's Ass wine?
01:02I'll happily drink it on my own.
01:03Oh, never said that.
01:04Alright, everyone, what's the glass?
01:06Do you want glass?
01:06Oh, yes, please.
01:07Er, no.
01:08Absolutely not.
01:09Oh, okay, er, bags of Chelsea's glass.
01:11Ah, you got it.
01:11Oscar.
01:12Oscar.
01:13Just relax.
01:15It's a Sunday lunch, yeah?
01:16Yeah, I know, don't be old and weird.
01:22Mm, no, no.
01:40Your favourite.
01:43Should we be playing that?
01:44Yeah, the doctor said it's fine.
01:45Plus, it's a good distraction.
01:47OK.
01:48Just keep an eye on him, yeah?
01:49Yes, I am.
01:51Excuse me, but why is my woman doing her own nails?
01:54Desperate times.
01:56Oh, come on.
01:56I'm not desperate.
01:58But I can chat to Mark.
01:59You want to get some more work?
02:00No, it's too dangerous.
02:02He's got no idea I'm informing.
02:04You need to start looking for some other work, OK?
02:06Have something lined up.
02:07Yeah.
02:07Yeah, yeah, all in on.
02:09You know, I've got some stuff I want to put past Vinny, actually.
02:12Vinny?
02:12Mm.
02:13I've seen some great business opportunities.
02:15Really exciting.
02:16OK.
02:17Well, that's great.
02:19What are they?
02:21Leave it to me.
02:22Hmm?
02:24I'm booking a nail appointment.
02:31What are you for real?
02:32What else for me?
02:44You're not really going to do this, are you?
02:45You said you weren't interested.
02:46I'm not.
02:47It just feels wrongly boring.
02:49So what, you're going to break into someone's house?
02:50Of course not, Johnny.
02:51But if someone doesn't do something, then Ben's going to get an even longer centre.
02:54Why do you care so much about that?
02:55Ben got himself into this.
02:57Hang on, I...
02:59Yeah, we're fine.
03:00Come on.
03:02Go on.
03:03Callum's busy.
03:12This has come from the bags.
03:14Hey.
03:15Is this...
03:18I don't even know where to start explaining to you how stupid that is.
03:23Oh, then who's?
03:25Oh, what bag was it?
03:26I just brought those bags in from the table, didn't I?
03:28No.
03:30Wednesday, no?
03:30Uh, yeah.
03:32If you're hungry, mate, just, you know, grab a banana or something, eh?
03:35Um, are you free to talk after?
03:38Of course we are.
03:43It's really in.
03:44Oh, I didn't think it'd be that stupid to make that mistake.
03:46He just said he wanted to talk to you, didn't he?
03:48Yeah, but he probably just wanted another game for his consul or something.
03:53Meanwhile, there's a plain woman in there on the sofa as I'm being sick this morning, and...
03:59She's just refused a glass of wine.
04:01Josie.
04:02Oh, I didn't even think she was seeing anybody.
04:05Oh, we need to ask her, don't we?
04:07Stop it, darling.
04:08You don't just go up to a woman and say,
04:10Are you pregnant?
04:11Can you talk to her then?
04:13I don't know what's going on.
04:14I can't see if she's got a cat.
04:16Who the father is, that sort of thing, yeah?
04:19If you just rub your bath or cook in,
04:21you've got the five thousand to feed in there.
04:24And I'll figure out...
04:26I've got something to say.
04:31Sorry, I need this for tonight.
04:33I'm taking Johnny for dinner.
04:35Oh, even after your tiff earlier?
04:38Oh, it's just a misunderstanding.
04:41Please, Callum.
04:42But he won't talk to me, and I'm worried about him.
04:46Ben sent me a message from prison.
04:47He wants me to help him.
04:49How?
04:50It doesn't matter to him.
04:52I'm not doing it.
04:53Ben's my past.
04:55Are you sure about that?
04:57I mean, from what I hear,
04:58you're off visiting him every other weekend.
05:00So Lexi can see her dad, yeah.
05:08Divorce papers.
05:10You signed him?
05:11I'm processing.
05:12Can't you see how this is making Johnny fit?
05:14Johnny's got nothing to worry about.
05:16He understands.
05:16I don't want you breaking his heart.
05:19All right, you're his person.
05:20Please, don't string him along if you don't mean it.
05:23All with respect, Linda.
05:24It's none of your business.
05:35All right.
05:36Uh, can I have?
05:38All your diamonds, please.
05:40Oh, bad day.
05:41Oh, no, not yet,
05:42but I'm on my way to a family lunch,
05:44so there's still time.
05:45Will you come back if it kicks off?
05:47It's a dead ear on a Sunday.
05:50Don't say giving car sales a go, do you?
05:52What have Jay got?
05:52I could do with the extra pair of hands.
05:54Oi, just want to pose myself.
05:55Listen, I won't worry about it, Kath.
05:57I don't know the first thing about cars.
05:59Cakes, on the other hand,
06:01an expert.
06:03Oi.
06:04Mark, you were looking for work.
06:06No one's got a job offer for you.
06:07I'm doing just fine for myself, thank you.
06:09What, sitting in here all day
06:10when you're fine playing solitaire?
06:13Don't fancy it.
06:15Better job, no?
06:17I'm married, thank you.
06:19Lucky man.
06:22He's like his dad's side of the family.
06:24Whoa, whoa.
06:27Kath.
06:28Okay, what can I get you?
06:29Have you got a minute?
06:34Fill her up.
06:36Oscar, it's my turn.
06:37No way, Cheater.
06:38It's just because I'm unbelievable.
06:40To be fair, I better report when I'm drunk.
06:43Cheers.
06:47Oscar, do you want to just slow down?
06:49Father, do you want to speed up?
06:51I've run out of all.
06:52Can someone go to shop?
06:53Yeah, I'll go.
06:54Thanks.
06:54Get some beers.
06:55This wine's giving me a bellyache.
06:56You're not supposed to down it.
06:58See you there.
06:58I'm going to go.
06:59Very well.
07:00Beer smells us?
07:01No.
07:01Very well.
07:03Hang on.
07:03Can I borrow you?
07:09What?
07:11There was a pregnancy test.
07:13In the bag.
07:14At the shopping.
07:16Shut up.
07:17Whose is it?
07:19Oh, well, I thought it was yours.
07:20Oh, well, that would be an immaculate conception.
07:22Well, you've been ill all day.
07:24Yeah, because I had too many margaritas last night.
07:28Are you eavesdropping?
07:30Come here.
07:33Oh, we're just here to support you.
07:34No, she's not pregnant.
07:36Huh?
07:37Really?
07:38No.
07:39Who is?
07:40I'm getting sick.
07:50How can you walk about like you ain't ruined a young girl's life?
07:54Come on, Max.
07:55Don't pretend you're a saint.
07:57You were the one who stole the phone on the first place.
07:58Yeah, but now I've got to write to Oscar.
07:59He's in bits.
08:00Yeah, well, at least he's away from that poisonous thing.
08:03Oh, you're right.
08:04No, she's innocent.
08:06How do you feel?
08:07This is your door.
08:08You should know better than anyone, Cindy.
08:09What's it like to be about your kids?
08:16So, what?
08:17I mean, if we don't get a USB stick thing out of this house, then...
08:20then get us another conviction.
08:22And that'll come with an additional sentence.
08:29I'll try to bring in Phil, but he's not answering, he's not at home.
08:32Right, sir.
08:33What are we going to do?
08:35I'm doing nothing.
08:36I want absolutely no part of this.
08:39But he came to you for a reason.
08:40And that's why I can't be with him.
08:42I'm not spending the rest of my days waiting for some funny bloke to appear around the corner with bad
08:45news.
08:46Then why are you here?
08:48Because I thought you deserved to know.
08:51Look, I don't owe Ben anything, Cass.
08:53He's not here with me or his daughter because of something he did.
08:56I'm more than just being misreads.
09:03Oh, sorry.
09:07Away with the fairies.
09:10Don't play nice, Tim.
09:11I know you're threatening to pull your investment if Callum don't get dirt on some bloke here.
09:15Look.
09:16I need to tell him.
09:17Because I thought he'd be willing to help me.
09:18No, sorry.
09:19Help Johnny with my funding.
09:21But suddenly he's decided to play holier than that.
09:24You don't even know Callum.
09:26Right, he's a good man.
09:27How has this bloke got your entire family under his spell?
09:30I've known him since he was a little boy.
09:32He might not be perfect, but he has a good heart.
09:35Oh, come on.
09:37Johnny's told me the stories.
09:38Married to a gangster.
09:40Caught up in crime.
09:41Cheated on his fiancée and his so-called ex-husband.
09:44No one.
09:45We'll see you later.
09:48What does that mean?
09:50Wait.
09:58I told you.
09:59It was Lily, didn't I?
10:00Okay, let's just wait and sort this until after you've announced it.
10:03We can't go for this again.
10:05Fucking Jack.
10:05Just stay calm until after they take them a coat.
10:08Too nice.
10:09Right, the kids have gone through three packs of sausage rolls already.
10:12Well, at least they're behaving, eh?
10:13Yeah.
10:24So, potato spot on, gravy, sensational, but the chicken was on the dry side.
10:30Oi.
10:31Don't be ungrateful.
10:32Uncle Jack has been working in the kitchen all day.
10:34Yeah, the chicken was well-known.
10:35Yes, it was perfect.
10:37Oh, family bias.
10:39Not true.
10:41Ricky wouldn't lie to me, would you?
10:43You'd always tell me something if you needed to, wouldn't you?
10:46That's a very intense thing to say, Uncle Jack.
10:49You did actually need to talk to you about something.
10:54What, yeah?
10:54Yeah.
11:00You don't have to do this.
11:02What's happening?
11:04Do you want us to go, bloody jail?
11:06No, no.
11:07It's piping hot tea.
11:08I need to know it.
11:09All right.
11:10Why are you all being weird?
11:11It's okay, Ricky.
11:13You can trust us.
11:14Yeah.
11:20Okay, good.
11:21Because, um, we need to ask you for something.
11:28Look, we're open to borrow some money.
11:30A couple hundred quid.
11:32We need to borrow a new pad for Tony.
11:35Oh, come on.
11:38We found a test.
11:42Test?
11:43Yeah, and you were sick earlier, darling.
11:46Yeah.
11:55Do you not think I'm pregnant?
11:58Are you?
11:59Obviously not.
12:00I was sick because you made me eat that wasabi pea.
12:02Oh, yeah.
12:02She thought it was a sweet.
12:08So, it's Amy, then.
12:09Oh, I doubt it.
12:11She's a clever girl.
12:13The nurse can get pregnant, too, Denise.
12:16Wait, Amy's pregnant?
12:17No, hang on.
12:17We don't know that.
12:18I don't have a teenage pregnancy.
12:19That's all I need.
12:21Okay, I'm going to call you.
12:21No, you're not.
12:22Because I'm going to call you.
12:23God's sake, stop it.
12:28It's mine.
12:32All I'm doing is letting Callum show us who he really is.
12:36What?
12:36By setting up some sort of test?
12:39It's when when he passes and all is well with the world.
12:43Or he proves finally that as ill as he is, and always has been, with Ben.
12:50What are you getting out of this?
12:52I don't like it when people say no to me.
12:56Especially hypocrites.
12:58My son ends up getting hurt because of all this.
13:01No one's getting hurt.
13:03It's just a toast.
13:04What happens is it's entirely up to Callum.
13:14You can thank me later.
13:18I didn't mean to leave it in the shopping.
13:20Why were you looking anyway?
13:21I picked three bags up, took them into the kitchen.
13:23They must have fallen out.
13:24All right?
13:24It was an accident.
13:25Obviously.
13:29Knocked out by a pan as well.
13:31They're living rich.
13:32Nice work.
13:33Okay, one, I don't know if I actually am pregnant.
13:37And two, that's not why women have kids.
13:39Idiot.
13:40How else can you explain my sister marrying Peter Boy?
13:43Hey.
13:43Where's the life here?
13:44You're hot for your pool.
13:45You drinking?
13:47I've barely touched it.
13:48Okay, Penny, are you sure that you want to talk about this?
13:51Because I'm not sure it's actually any of our business.
13:53When was you planning on taking it?
13:54Yeah.
13:55Me?
13:56Did you know for you, Jo?
13:58I don't know anything.
14:00Denise is right.
14:00This is none of your business.
14:01So can you all just back off?
14:03Please.
14:03You're seriously not going to take it?
14:05What, now?
14:06Uh, yeah.
14:07Okay, right.
14:08Can we all stop?
14:09I'm so sorry, Penny.
14:10Just take it.
14:11Yeah, we might be about to welcome a new family member.
14:14Yeah, this is exciting.
14:15Do it.
14:16Do it.
14:17Do it.
14:18Do it.
14:19Do it.
14:20Feel free to ignore these idiots because they're just lightweight and embarrassing.
14:24Penny, just take it.
14:25Have a chat about boundaries.
14:26Oh, time wasted.
14:29Okay, fine.
14:31I'll do it.
14:32Woo!
14:33You have to help me upstairs.
14:34You.
14:37Yeah, that's so easy.
14:38Can you not play?
14:43What's this about?
14:44I can't believe you've dragged my mum and all this stuff with Ben.
14:47Hang on.
14:47I haven't dragged anyone into anything.
14:50She's his mum and she deserves to know he's in trouble.
14:51I knew there was something going on.
14:54He was so distracted the last time we spoke.
14:57And now, he wants to break into someone's house and get rid of everything.
15:01Just so I don't have any other choice, do I?
15:03This says we've got till tonight.
15:04Oh, my God.
15:05Who's seriously going to do this?
15:07Make my mum a little criminal.
15:08Shut up, Ian.
15:09Cathy, please don't do this.
15:10I have to, Callum.
15:12He would not have reached out unless he was desperate.
15:14And God knows what he's done.
15:17Have you read it?
15:18Decades he could be gone.
15:20And what would that do to Lexi?
15:22I mean, Lola's gone.
15:24Now, Jay.
15:24She's already hanging on by a thread, bless her.
15:27And what about me?
15:29I might not even be there if he ever gets out.
15:31Mum, mum.
15:32He put himself in this position.
15:34And if Ben goes away for another ten years,
15:37Lexi won't see her down until she's in her twenties.
15:39This will break her.
15:41It's too dangerous.
15:44Then help me, Callum.
15:46You love Lexi, don't you?
15:48Then do this for her, not Ben.
15:55If I help you, you do exactly as I say.
15:59I can make sure that we don't get caught.
16:02And if this is going to happen, I'm coming.
16:05We're definitely going to get caught if we all show up.
16:06And we're at first sight of that.
16:07I'm getting me and my mum out of there.
16:17This is boring.
16:19Why are you like this?
16:21Why are you lame?
16:22Be nice.
16:23Ow.
16:33So...
16:35False alarm.
16:39You all right?
16:41Thank God for that.
16:44Uncle Jack.
16:45What?
16:46Look, we've got the answer, so let's just move on, please.
16:49Shall I get the next bottle?
16:50Hmm.
16:57So, Vin, I've seen a lot of places in the area.
17:00I've got a good price.
17:00To turn into rentals, not a good time to buy rentals.
17:03No, no, no.
17:03You don't see the bigger picture, Vin.
17:04This is a long-term gain situation.
17:07You mean risky.
17:07Look, if you invest, it'll give us the opportunity to scale the business up.
17:10Us?
17:11Yeah, I know.
17:11I know I've been away from all the business stuff.
17:13But I can help manage the investments.
17:14Right.
17:14Look, and I think together, we can really make something big.
17:17Brother, you know my mum can't have you in the box.
17:19It's not worth risking the adoption.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Yeah?
17:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
17:25I just thought I should go to family first, you know, but I can go to other investors.
17:29Sweet.
17:29This is about money.
17:31If you need help...
17:34Help.
17:35Don't come up, Vin.
17:36I'd rather collide on you, though.
17:38You are going to regret this decision.
17:40I'll give you that.
17:41Yeah?
17:42Yeah.
17:42Right, I'll catch you later.
17:43Right.
17:43Sweet.
17:53I can't believe we're actually doing this.
17:55Oh, go home if you want to.
17:57What, leave you to it?
17:58Oh, what, you're a pro at this now, are you?
18:00Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a criminal, man.
18:02I mean, I could try and be a little bit more like a place to do.
18:05I mean...
18:05Shut up, Ian.
18:14I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
18:17I've been...
18:18I've been...
18:19I've been...
18:19Obviously not.
18:28I'll shoot the area, it's all clear
18:29Right
18:31You can just let me look out
18:33You're coming with me
18:34Well, we can both leave if you'd like, Alan
18:37Just get on with it, go on, please
18:50Hey
18:50No, Alan
18:52I thought you were seeing Callum for dinner
18:55Yeah, that got called into the station last minute
18:57How do you know I was going out with Callum tonight?
19:00I went to speak to him
19:01Why?
19:03I could see you were hurting
19:05He told me about the message from Ben
19:07Well, he's not getting involved, so...
19:09He hasn't even signed the divorce papers
19:11Well, it's not anything to do, is it?
19:12Whether you want a divorce or not
19:15But he loves you, yeah?
19:17You can trust that?
19:22Look, me and Callum, we're fine
19:24We're good
19:25Okay?
19:28Do you want a drink?
19:29Can we talk about something else?
19:30Sure
19:32Trace, can I have a knowledge juice, please, tell him
19:40Wow, sis
19:42I'll tell you what, someone's got some money
19:43And wants people to know about it
19:44Just focus, yeah?
19:46You take that side, I'll take this
19:47Oh, quickly, quickly
19:51What am I doing?
19:52You're looking for a silver USB stick
19:54Check cupboards, tables, desks
19:55Just hurry up
19:56What are you, sorry for that ?
20:07Whoa, wait if I can now
20:13But it MYSTER
20:15I want to talk about it
20:16The queue
20:19I'll see
20:20How you think
20:20I don't know
20:25He's a musician
20:27Oh no, Ian
20:30Ian, we need to get out
20:31We found it
20:32No, we've been set up
20:33What?
20:34Get out now
20:35Wait, wait
20:37Welcome to NewsHour
20:39Dawn raves right across the street
20:4224 is looking so good
20:51Come on, shut up Ian
20:55Come on, shut up Ian
21:09What's this?
21:10I wanted to make you a nice meal
21:11Say thanks for the nail
21:14Ooh, very nice
21:16What are we having?
21:19Er...
21:19Pasta bake
21:21Do you sort out any work then?
21:23Yes
21:24All in hand
21:26You didn't, did you?
21:28Me alone
21:29I know when you're lying, babe
21:31Plus you keep saying all in hand
21:33Which makes me think it's definitely not
21:36I spoke to Vinnie
21:36To get back into the property business
21:39He said no
21:39Well, they're still worried about me
21:42Jeopardising adoption
21:42But that's only one avenue I've tried
21:44You know this?
21:46Anymore?
21:47Well
21:48I might be able to help
21:49Rob
21:50Rhea?
21:51Lauren's looking for someone at the car lot
21:55Fuck
21:55Old guys
21:57Two randoms
21:57Yeah
21:58You even have to sit at the desk and everything
22:01There's more ways to step up for us than just muscle
22:04Yeah?
22:07Yeah
22:08Yeah
22:09Yeah
22:16Pick up the pace, Peter
22:17There's a tube to central in four minutes
22:19I feel like I should go home
22:20I can't leave alone and go to a club
22:21She literally said she wanted you out of the house
22:23I don't know, mate, but
22:25What, what, what, bro?
22:26Come on, that was so awkward with Penny's prego test
22:28And I'm already not having a good time
22:31Come on, we drown my sorrows
22:32What are you doing?
22:33What are you doing?
22:34What are you doing?
22:35We're a messy one, though
22:36Because we've got to start early in the morning, haven't we?
22:38Yeah, boy
22:39Get off
22:40Get off
22:40Get off
23:09Get off
23:11Why would you lie to me?
23:13Well, there's a million reasons one might do that
23:18Is privacy illegal in this family?
23:19Okay, let's have a proper chat
23:21I'll make some tea
23:23Why would you say it was negative?
23:26I saw your face
23:28How freaked out you were
23:30What?
23:31So many other dads are happy to have another grandkid on the scene
23:34Charlie's, you're worried
23:35But as soon as it's me
23:36It looked like you were going to pass out
23:38No
23:39I was just in shock
23:41You know, I thought it was Ricky again
23:42And then
23:43Yeah, all your other kids
23:44Before you even remembered I existed
23:45No
23:46Yeah, now it's your adult daughter, what?
23:48I was just worried
23:49All right
23:49I didn't think it was going to be you
23:51Yeah, you weren't expecting me to be able to have a baby
23:53Like this
23:56Yeah
23:57What are you worried?
23:58I can't do
24:01Penny
24:02Penny
24:02Penny
24:03Penny
24:04Penny
24:38No Callum?
24:40Tim, I know you're annoyed, okay?
24:41But there's got to be another way I can help you.
24:49What's happened?
24:50Let's just get right to it.
24:52I've got CCTV of Callum and some old bloke breaking into my house.
24:56What? You broke into his house? What is he talking about?
24:58A message from Ben. It weren't for you, he set me up.
25:00Yeah, but why did you break into his house?
25:05No, you promised me.
25:06You promised me you weren't going to go through with it.
25:08Do you mean I did it for Lexi?
25:13Funny, is it what he's just really wanted?
25:15So what, what, who am I lying to me all in your life?
25:18I'm not going breaking into people's houses.
25:21But maybe your friends at the police don't have to know about this.
25:25If you're willing to get me the information I need.
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