00:00Hey, love, I've got your food.
00:01But you're not Indian.
00:04No, I know I'm not Indian. I've got your Indian food.
00:07Well, that's ridiculous. How can you have Indian food?
00:09I ordered authentic Indian food from an Indian restaurant,
00:13and I'm not being funny, but you turn up.
00:16Well, I'm delivering it.
00:18What, did you cook it as well? That's ridiculous.
00:20No, I didn't cook it. I'm not a cook.
00:22I'm sorry. I'm just bringing it for you.
00:24I'm sorry, I'm a bit confused.
00:26I expected an Indian person, a proper Indian person,
00:29to bring proper Indian food, not some Yorkshire person.
00:31Well, it doesn't matter who brings it.
00:33It was cooked by Indian people, I think.
00:35How do I know that?
00:36She doesn't even know.
00:39Well, do you want your food or not?
00:41I'm not sure I do.
00:42I think I'm going to issue a refund,
00:44because this really is not what I was expecting, to be honest.
00:47I think, to be honest...
00:47You aren't going to get a refund for not accepting it,
00:50because I'm not Indian.
00:51Well, I do... I'm not being funny,
00:53but I think you're being a bit racist, aren't you?
00:54I'm being racist.
00:56Well, yeah, because they're taking the job of somebody who's Indian
00:58who should be able to deliver that food,
00:59and now you're doing it, and it's like...
01:02I'm delivering the food for them.
01:03I'm helping them.
01:04You're being racist,
01:06because you're expecting it to be an Indian person delivering it.
01:08It doesn't matter who brings you your food.
01:11I don't think that I'm being racist.
01:12I'm the one that's ordering the Indian here
01:14and sort of employing people by doing it.
01:16But you're ordering Indian food, not an Indian person.
01:19It doesn't matter if I'm Indian or not.
01:21I'm delivering food.
01:22I've got Chinese in the car to deliver as well.
01:25I'm not Chinese either.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:26That's ridiculous.
01:27That's like...
01:28So now you're offending two people?
01:30Two people?
01:30I'm not offending anyone.
01:32I'm not...
01:32I'm just...
01:33I'm just doing my job.
01:35I'm a delivery driver.
01:37I deliver pizza.
01:38I deliver fish and chips.
01:40That's ridiculous.
01:41Like, you should...
01:42That's not right.
01:43Like, can't you see what you're doing?
01:44Can't you see what you're doing to the world?
01:47That's just awful.
01:47That's really awful.
01:48That's not funny.
01:50Look, in a minute, love, I'm going to take your food and eat it myself.
01:53Like, do you want to come and get it or not?
01:54I mean, if you want to risk it, but, I mean, if it's not being cooked by a proper Indian
01:57person,
01:57then how do you know it's even...
01:58In fact, it's not Indian food, is it?
02:00If a British person's cooked it, even if it's an Indian recipe, it's British food.
02:06I can't believe this.
02:07Are you actually serious?
02:09Is this a prank?
02:10No.
02:11This is a wind-up, isn't it?
02:12Why would it be a wind-up?
02:13I don't understand the problem here.
02:16So you're telling me every time you've ordered Indian food, it's been an Indian person delivering it?
02:19Yes.
02:22Like, I don't get that.
02:24Well, I'm sorry.
02:25It's not my fault.
02:27But, I mean, you really should think about your life choices a little bit,
02:29because it's a bit unfair that you're doing this.
02:31I think you need to think about people a bit more.
02:32I know it's not your fault, and you probably need the money and stuff,
02:35but I think you need to be a bit nicer to people and think about, you know,
02:38the jobs that you're taking, it's whitewashing, basically, isn't it?
02:41It's whitewashing.
02:42Brilliant.
02:43All right.
02:43What do you do for work?
02:45It doesn't matter what I do for work.
02:46I'm paying for your Indian with it.
02:48Yeah, but I'm just curious.
02:50If I'm taking jobs off Indian people, I want to know what you do.
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