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Ricky, a 29-year-old man, is devastated when his girlfriend dumps him without revealing the reason. His best pal persuades him to date again, after which he is smitten with Kaitlyn, an ex-escort.
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00:24:14Oh, oh too much. Oh, I know. Hey, hey, you know, I know what's going on. Of course, I would
00:24:19like to come in your house and watch a movie.
00:24:22You wouldn't happen to have a movie that would have Bruce Leroy in it, would you?
00:24:26You know what? No, I don't.
00:24:28Okay.
00:24:30You still good to go now? You sure?
00:24:33Still a movie.
00:24:34Okay.
00:24:38You don't know.
00:24:40Potpourri, baby?
00:24:41It's pear.
00:24:42Oh, it's pear.
00:24:43Yeah, that's what I use in it.
00:24:45So anyway, tell me more about yourself.
00:24:49Besides, you know, you being a killer at night.
00:24:51Here you go.
00:24:55What? What's so funny?
00:24:57You. The joke of calling my night job a killer.
00:25:01It was cute in the beginning, but the joke is over.
00:25:03It's not funny anymore.
00:25:04Wait, what's the joke?
00:25:06The joke of you calling it a killer instead of a...
00:25:08Yo!
00:25:09What's this?
00:25:11I mean, you guys look amazing.
00:25:15You look beautiful, man.
00:25:16You look very handsome.
00:25:17You got wine.
00:25:18You got chips.
00:25:20Listen, can I talk to you really fast outside, please, Samantha?
00:25:24Yeah, you.
00:25:25I'm going to talk.
00:25:26All right, wait, one second.
00:25:28What are you doing here?
00:25:29Hey, man, you look nice, man.
00:25:31I like this suit, man.
00:25:32It's a Kirk Franklin suit.
00:25:33People say...
00:25:34No.
00:25:34Yeah, I mean, well, I just really wanted to...
00:25:37Don't change the subject, man.
00:25:38Get the s*** out your mouth.
00:25:39What are you doing here?
00:25:39All right, truth be told, I borrowed $5 for her.
00:25:43Kind of having problems paying her back.
00:25:44I just need to talk to you about, you know, extending that loan.
00:25:48$5?
00:25:49Hey, man, people die with less.
00:25:51Yeah.
00:25:52Right.
00:25:53Okay, so you're crazy.
00:25:54You don't have any sense.
00:25:56I'm going to talk...
00:25:56Let me talk outside, please.
00:26:01Shut up.
00:26:02Shut up.
00:26:03All right, look, here's your money right here, okay?
00:26:05Whatever you do, you do not tell him that you're an escort.
00:26:09You are an after-school counselor, okay?
00:26:13After-school counselor.
00:26:14What is wrong with you, huh?
00:26:15You can't lie about those kind of things.
00:26:17Oh, well, we're going to lie today.
00:26:18No, we are not.
00:26:19I'm not lying.
00:26:20Listen, the boy was in a bad relationship.
00:26:22He got his heart broke.
00:26:23He still got an icebox where his heart used to be.
00:26:26You got to go with me on this one.
00:26:27No, okay.
00:26:28You know what?
00:26:28I cannot sit here and kick it and lie to that man.
00:26:31So guess what?
00:26:31After tonight, you can keep your money and find somebody else to look out for it.
00:26:35Well, you're going to go in there and kick him.
00:26:36I'm going to kick your ass.
00:26:37That's what I'm going to do.
00:26:37No, no, no, no, no.
00:26:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:43Oh, you cheated.
00:26:44No, no, no, you cheated.
00:26:46I cheated?
00:26:46Yes, you cheated.
00:26:47No, you cheated.
00:26:48No, it's cool.
00:26:49You're lucky you're cute.
00:26:50I've been letting you win this all time.
00:26:52I'm all cute now.
00:26:53You're early out of the chance, man.
00:26:55I'm just cute.
00:26:55You're just cute.
00:26:57All right, well, look, if you don't know how to play the game, all you got to do is admit
00:27:00it.
00:27:00Say, Ricky, I don't know how to play.
00:27:03Whatever.
00:27:04It's the wine.
00:27:04Oh, you're going to cars in and out.
00:27:07It's the wine, whatever, and you better drink up.
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:10Hey.
00:27:11What?
00:27:12It's a friendship.
00:27:13It's a friendship.
00:27:14Mm-hmm.
00:27:15And whatever else, God has planned for us in our lives.
00:27:20Okay.
00:27:24Wait a minute.
00:27:26So you're one of those perfect Christian brothers, huh?
00:27:29No, man.
00:27:30No?
00:27:30Christine, yes, but, you know, perfect, far from that.
00:27:34But I do have faith.
00:27:36And what?
00:27:39Everything that God does for me.
00:27:41You may not like them all, and I may not understand it, but I do know that everything that's happened
00:27:48to me has served some type of purpose.
00:27:52Huh.
00:27:54Wow, that's a good way to look at life.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:57I wish I could think like that.
00:27:59Well, how do you look at life?
00:28:01Huh.
00:28:04Like a curse.
00:28:07Like I'm walking in hell in my biggest nightmare, and I have absolutely no idea how to get out.
00:28:13But I'm working on it, you know?
00:28:16One step at a time, right?
00:28:18Yeah.
00:28:22I'm sorry.
00:28:23Just, I had a long week.
00:28:24You have no idea.
00:28:26Just forgive me.
00:28:27No, no, no.
00:28:27Listen, listen, listen, listen.
00:28:29You know, we all have our moments, all right?
00:28:32Yeah.
00:28:33You know?
00:28:34We all have moments, so.
00:28:36Well, thank you.
00:28:38Just gotta take it one step at a time.
00:28:41But you wanna know what I do when I get lost?
00:28:44What?
00:28:47Open up my Bible.
00:28:49You know, when I ask God for direction.
00:28:52And the crazy thing is that every time I do that, the verse that it lands on always is the
00:29:00one that I needed to see.
00:29:02Hmm.
00:29:04I never read the Bible.
00:29:05Really?
00:29:07Yeah, it's just, I don't know.
00:29:09The whole idea just confuses me.
00:29:11It's like, you read it, but how do you know that message was for you or what it even means?
00:29:16You don't.
00:29:17You just, you just let it flow.
00:29:20I mean, it's just something that you feel in your heart.
00:29:23Huh.
00:29:24I mean, it's just, it brings a, that clarity, a sense of peace to everything that you're going through.
00:29:37When is your birthday?
00:29:40April 20th.
00:29:42Shut up.
00:29:43I'm the 19th.
00:29:44No way.
00:29:45Yes, I kid you not.
00:29:46I promise.
00:29:47Wow.
00:29:50Dirty, dirty.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:55That's weird.
00:29:57Ooh.
00:29:59So, what are your plans for your birthday?
00:30:03Ugh.
00:30:05Just another birthday to me.
00:30:07I'm just trying to get my life together.
00:30:09It's like, I don't know, you know when you were a kid, it seems like time is going by so
00:30:13slow, and then you blink and you're 29.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:16Hmm.
00:30:18It's just isn't where I picture my life at 30 when I was a kid.
00:30:23I'm for real.
00:30:24You know what you sound like?
00:30:25What?
00:30:26Somebody less than talking to Jesse.
00:30:28Yes, I have you too.
00:30:30Yeah, he's giving me the same old speech.
00:30:34He gave me a speech, and it's like, I, I get him, but.
00:30:40Hmm.
00:30:41I don't know where to start.
00:30:43Well, just do it.
00:30:45Don't think about it.
00:30:46Just do it.
00:30:47Just, listen, get out there, get in the playing field of life, and go for it.
00:30:54Whatever it is that you want.
00:30:55You make it sound so easy.
00:30:57It is.
00:30:58Easy for you to say, Mr. Stockbroker.
00:31:00I'm sure you had it pretty good coming up.
00:31:03Hey, look, I may be a little fortunate, but things weren't always easy.
00:31:10Hmm.
00:31:11You know, I got my stuff on.
00:31:13Everybody asked for it.
00:31:14Yeah?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:17So, what's missing from this semi-perfect puzzle of yours?
00:31:23You want me to share it all with?
00:31:43You want me to share it all with me?
00:31:43You want me to share it all with me?
00:31:43You want me to share it all with me?
00:31:44You want me to share it all with me?
00:31:44You want me to share it all with me?
00:31:44You want me to share it all with me?
00:31:45You want me to share it all with me?
00:31:45You want me to share it all with me?
00:31:45You want me to share it all with me?
00:35:58Well, to the well, well, well, my main man.
00:36:02You know, from the looks of things, man,
00:36:03you know, you got your Kirk Franklin suit all on,
00:36:05distraught, you know, and I'm assuming
00:36:09if my mind told me correctly that you got that puss.
00:36:12Hey, listen, didn't I tell you to stop using that word around you?
00:36:16And to answer your question, no, I didn't do anything.
00:36:20We just went out to eat, we had a great time,
00:36:24came back here, we talked for a minute,
00:36:26we talked for hours, wow.
00:36:29Then we just slept together right here on the couch.
00:36:33And then it's one of the best times I've had in a long time.
00:36:37Thank you, brother.
00:36:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's wait.
00:36:40You mean to tell me you had a bad chick in the loft there,
00:36:43which happens to be my favorite part of your crib,
00:36:45on his couch, and you didn't get the yams?
00:36:48What was all this?
00:36:49We had a talk?
00:36:50What's this?
00:36:51You counseling each other, talking about what you do?
00:36:53Oh, no, we just...
00:36:54Hold on, let me tell you something.
00:36:55What is this?
00:36:56You, you was quick.
00:36:57What is this?
00:36:58What is that?
00:36:59Listen, this is from the kitchen.
00:37:01You must have took it from down there.
00:37:02Well, look.
00:37:03Now, listen.
00:37:03Wait, but wait.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:04I think that's over with, though, because you know why, my friend?
00:37:08I've been doing a lot of thinking.
00:37:11Now, I'm just going to be honest with you.
00:37:12I don't think she was really too good for you anyway, man.
00:37:14I really don't.
00:37:15What are you talking about?
00:37:16She was perfect.
00:37:17As a matter of fact, we have a lot in common.
00:37:19You say what?
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:21Uh-huh.
00:37:21And she even left her number for me to call her back.
00:37:27She left her number for you?
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:29Yeah, she did.
00:37:29I have it right here.
00:37:33There it is.
00:37:35Look, she put a little heart right there.
00:37:37You know what?
00:37:39I'm thinking.
00:37:40Just don't even pay attention to it, because it's trash, man.
00:37:42Don't even pay attention to that, all right?
00:37:44Trust me.
00:37:44You're wasting your time.
00:37:45Why?
00:37:46Let it go.
00:37:50Because she's an S.
00:37:51You know what?
00:37:52Oh, my goodness.
00:37:53I should have figured this out.
00:37:54You like her, too.
00:37:55What?
00:37:56You should have told me that.
00:37:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:59Ricky, man, I do not like that girl.
00:38:00Trust me.
00:38:01I do not like that girl, bro.
00:38:02And what's the problem?
00:38:04Look, man, you're my best friend, all right, man?
00:38:07All right, when you hurt, I hurt.
00:38:09When you cry, I cry.
00:38:10We cry together, OK?
00:38:11I'm just thinking you should just, you know, take things a little slow, man.
00:38:15That's all.
00:38:15Take things slow.
00:38:18Wasn't you the one that was telling me that my clock was ticking and I'm about to turn 30?
00:38:23Come on, man.
00:38:24Don't nobody be caring what I say.
00:38:25I don't even know what I be saying.
00:38:26I keep telling everybody this, man.
00:38:2830 is a new 20, all right?
00:38:29You at your car, man.
00:38:31What has gotten into you?
00:38:32Nothing, man.
00:38:33Nothing.
00:38:34Nothing.
00:38:45Hello?
00:38:47Hello?
00:38:50Oh, yeah.
00:38:51Hey.
00:38:53Oh, no, I was just moving some things around.
00:38:59Um, yeah, I actually, I, I, yeah, I, I was expecting your call.
00:39:04What?
00:39:05How are you?
00:39:07That's good.
00:39:09Tonight?
00:39:11Um, let me check my schedule real quick.
00:39:16Yeah, tonight actually will work out, um, 8 o'clock.
00:39:208 p.m.
00:39:21So, okay, yeah, I'll see you then.
00:39:27Great, bye.
00:39:36Oh, my goodness, that was so good.
00:39:39Yes.
00:39:39Wow, who knew you could cook like that?
00:39:42Um, well, you know, let's just say it's a special recipe for my mother.
00:39:49You know, I wanted to use it for a special occasion, and I thought that, you know, this
00:39:54was that special time.
00:39:56Well, what is that?
00:39:57You're, are you okay?
00:40:00Yeah, no, I'm good.
00:40:04You know, um, everything's in someone's eyes.
00:40:08What are you talking about?
00:40:11You can tell how someone's feeling by just looking in their eyes.
00:40:15Okay, well.
00:40:16Well, what are my eyes telling you?
00:40:25That you're going through something right now, and you don't want to talk about it.
00:40:30You know, um, look, I know we just met, and, um, I really had a good time last night.
00:40:38But if you're going through something, and you need to talk about it, you know I'm here.
00:40:45Really.
00:40:48I really don't get it.
00:40:49Why are you single?
00:40:52Please help me understand.
00:40:53Why am I single?
00:40:57Well, I was, I was with my ex, Lisa, for like five years.
00:41:03And one day, I just came home, and she was gone.
00:41:09She didn't leave a note.
00:41:11She didn't leave a, she didn't call.
00:41:14She didn't leave anything behind.
00:41:16She just disappeared.
00:41:18And, um, I don't know, I guess I've just been a little closed off since then from trying to open
00:41:24up to anybody.
00:41:25I, you know, I've been scared.
00:41:28I don't know.
00:41:31I really treated her well, too.
00:41:34So let me get this straight.
00:41:35You've been single now for five years?
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:39But I'm sure you, you know, have flings here and there for sex and stuff, right?
00:41:45Nah, no flings.
00:41:46Definitely no in-betweens, and no sex.
00:41:51And you didn't even try to have sex with me.
00:41:54I know.
00:41:56Guilty.
00:41:59Oh, I get it.
00:42:01Nah, I got it now.
00:42:03That's what tonight was for, right?
00:42:04To get me in bed?
00:42:05Huh?
00:42:05Whoa.
00:42:06You know what?
00:42:06What was I thinking?
00:42:07I am such an idiot.
00:42:10Wait, what are you talking about?
00:42:11You're good.
00:42:12You really deserve two thumbs up.
00:42:15You know, you almost got me.
00:42:16No, listen, listen.
00:42:17Wait, what are you talking about?
00:42:18I almost got you.
00:42:19Yes.
00:42:20No, you, I, wait.
00:42:22You, you think I did all of this just to have sex with you or sleep with you?
00:42:26I mean, look, I know we slept with each other, but it was just, we, we, we just slept with
00:42:30each other.
00:42:30We didn't do anything.
00:42:31I, come on, that was my mother's secret recipe for crying out loud.
00:42:35I wouldn't use my mother's secret recipe to have sex.
00:42:38It's sacred in our family.
00:42:41I can't.
00:42:42My mother would kill me if she knew that I was abusing her recipe for sex.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:47All right.
00:42:48All right.
00:42:48And for all I know, you brought this delicious cake over here that you said is your special cake that
00:42:53you would bake.
00:42:53You probably did that to get me in bed.
00:42:55And I don't know, I don't know your history with this cake.
00:42:58Good one.
00:42:58I mean, but it looks very sugary.
00:43:00It is very sugary.
00:43:01And it looks really good and delicious.
00:43:06Hmm.
00:43:06Mm-hmm, right?
00:43:07Mm-hmm.
00:43:08This is good.
00:43:10Hey.
00:43:14Good.
00:43:15Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:43:29You got to ask me a question or I ask you vice versa and you got to pick a category.
00:43:37So, for example, let me start off.
00:43:40What's your favorite music?
00:43:42Jazz.
00:43:42I like jazz.
00:43:43Jazz.
00:43:44Wow.
00:43:45You never would have thought.
00:43:46Mm-hmm.
00:43:47What about you?
00:43:48Rhythm and blues.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50All right.
00:43:51R&B.
00:43:52Okay.
00:43:52What's next?
00:43:53Okay.
00:43:53Well, you go ahead and choose.
00:43:54I choose.
00:43:55Okay.
00:43:55Oh, wait.
00:43:56You know what?
00:43:57The first one was an example, so I'll go ahead and choose this time.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:00This is for real now.
00:44:02What's your favorite color?
00:44:03Favorite color?
00:44:05Mm-hmm.
00:44:06Black?
00:44:07Black.
00:44:08Yeah.
00:44:09Interesting.
00:44:10What's yours?
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:13Mine's is yellow.
00:44:15Yellow?
00:44:16Yes.
00:44:16Your favorite color is yellow.
00:44:18Yellow.
00:44:19Yellow.
00:44:19Yellow is bright.
00:44:21It has a sense of harmony, you know?
00:44:23Like the feng shui.
00:44:25From who?
00:44:26Feng shui.
00:44:28It's basically talking about all the colors.
00:44:30They give off great energy and life in general in all predictable ways.
00:44:34Huh.
00:44:34You always want your colors to have some type of meaning in your life, some type of clarity
00:44:39to bring balance into your life.
00:44:44So what does black mean?
00:44:46Black is just black.
00:44:47Black is the street.
00:44:48Black is the nighttime without the stars.
00:44:52It's not even a color.
00:44:54It's always dark.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:45:00But, you know, anyway, okay, so let's keep going.
00:45:04Now you ask me a question.
00:45:06Pick one.
00:45:07Oh, I got a good one.
00:45:08Sports.
00:45:09Sports.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:10Sports fanatic.
00:45:11Favorite basketball team.
00:45:12Oh, that's easy.
00:45:14Lakers, baby.
00:45:15Oh, I was hoping you said that.
00:45:16Kobe all day.
00:45:18Kobe all day?
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20My girl.
00:45:28So my question is, where are they going?
00:45:30That's what I was thinking about.
00:45:32They've been going forever.
00:45:33She, you know, $40 on the great home around that time would take you anywhere.
00:45:37Diggie Longtown.
00:45:39I mean, I still fishing for her.
00:45:41Right.
00:45:44Woo!
00:45:45Woo!
00:45:46Yeah.
00:45:47Santa, baby, I think it's time for you guys to get schooled.
00:45:52Since the grown man in the tight purple shirt.
00:45:55Uh-oh.
00:45:55Hey, what grown man wears a tight purple shirt?
00:45:58This guy right here.
00:46:00First of all, it's a comfortable, comfortable purple shirt.
00:46:05And purple is a color of pleasantness.
00:46:08How many drinks have you had?
00:46:09Yes, I've only had a couple of drinks.
00:46:11But let me repeat what I'm saying to you, okay?
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:16I'm very comfortable in my shirt.
00:46:18Same right.
00:46:18Purple is a color of pleasantness, okay?
00:46:20Uh-huh.
00:46:21Listen, you're in this medium Backstreet Boys shirt.
00:46:24Oh!
00:46:25Thank you very much, huh?
00:46:26And you're wearing wristbands for your exclusivity to all the clubs across the world.
00:46:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:46:31First of all, this is sex zombie.
00:46:33All right?
00:46:33This is Croatia's number four, top of the charts, 1987.
00:46:37All right?
00:46:38You, you, and you need to respect.
00:46:41All right?
00:46:41Wait, hold on, Inglourious Bastards.
00:46:43What the hell is sex zombie?
00:46:44What?
00:46:45See?
00:46:46You know what gets me about you people, Dom?
00:46:48No disrespect.
00:46:48What?
00:46:49First of all, Jason Statham, you got bacon collar on.
00:46:52You should call him a shirt.
00:46:53It's that white people shit, man.
00:46:56Rick, heard you got a new lady.
00:46:58Yes, I do.
00:46:59And this man over here, Mr. Mashmaking himself, whooping up with her.
00:47:03Please do not give me too much props.
00:47:05I do what I do when I can't do it.
00:47:07Cheers, sir.
00:47:08All right, let me see a picture of this.
00:47:11You know she your screensaver going to show it off.
00:47:13She's not my screensaver.
00:47:14Let me see this thing.
00:47:15Come on, man.
00:47:16Check it out.
00:47:20She bad, right?
00:47:23She looks really familiar.
00:47:24Nah, she's...
00:47:25I mean, everybody looks...
00:47:26Yeah, everybody looks familiar, man.
00:47:28Nah, I swear I've seen her before.
00:47:32Okay, Dom, tell us.
00:47:34Where have you seen her before?
00:47:35Have you seen her?
00:47:36Tell us.
00:47:37Yeah, I don't know.
00:47:38Maybe I've seen her on the internet or something.
00:47:42Uh, you know, you have to remember everybody has a social network inside, man.
00:47:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:46Maybe that's it.
00:47:48Maybe.
00:47:49I don't know, maybe...
00:47:51Maybe it's like a webcam or something like that.
00:47:55Not a webcam, man.
00:47:56Trust me, Dom, I've known this girl a long time.
00:47:59She's a good girl.
00:47:59Good girl.
00:48:00Worked for kids.
00:48:01Only thing you probably see her doing a webcam is raising money for kids, man.
00:48:04Charity work, something like that.
00:48:05Charity.
00:48:05She's a good girl, Dom.
00:48:07Yeah?
00:48:08Mm-hmm.
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:11No?
00:48:12No, no, no.
00:48:12I'm going to call you.
00:48:15So that's how you're going to play this, then?
00:48:17Yeah, that's how we play.
00:48:20All right, all right, fine.
00:48:21Hey, you might as well go ahead and put in, because you're just going to be donating to
00:48:24the Dominic Bank.
00:48:25All right, well, you're about to go bankrupt, Nick.
00:48:28Yeah, yeah.
00:48:29Yeah, I tell you what.
00:48:30All right, thank you.
00:48:31I'm just going to go bankrupt.
00:48:32You know, Rick, listen, man, in all seriousness, you really should, uh...
00:48:36I swear I've seen that girl before, man.
00:48:39Like, I'm just saying, she's troubled, like they all are.
00:48:42But maybe she's a little more than most, if my memory serves me right.
00:48:49Check her out.
00:48:49Just check her out.
00:48:50That's all I'm saying, man.
00:48:51Well, there's only one thing I can say about that.
00:48:56All in.
00:48:57All in, baby.
00:48:58Let's do it.
00:48:59Ball out.
00:49:01Check that.
00:49:03You're so mean.
00:49:04You are so mean.
00:49:07Yeah, well, it is what it is, right?
00:49:08It is what it is, huh?
00:49:10I've been here damn near 20 years.
00:49:12You think you're just going to come in here and meet some guy, fall in love with him,
00:49:15have your little prince charm, and y'all just going to go away together?
00:49:17Come on, Samantha.
00:49:19Face it, you're a whore.
00:49:20You're a whore.
00:49:21You are such a hypocrite.
00:49:24One minute you praising me, the next minute you putting me down,
00:49:27and then you going to sabotage my relationship?
00:49:30Yeah, you've been here a little bit too long.
00:49:32This whole situation has completely destroyed you.
00:49:35You are disgusting to me.
00:49:39You call me a hypocrite.
00:49:40Now you walking in, you won't even say what you are or what you aren't,
00:49:43and you coming in, you ungrateful bitch.
00:49:45I took you off the streets.
00:49:47You would not have gotten anywhere without me.
00:49:50You know what?
00:49:52You ain't even worth it.
00:49:55Look at you.
00:49:57I may not know who I am yet,
00:49:59but I know who I don't want to become,
00:50:02and that's you.
00:50:03You ain't nothing but an old, miserable woman
00:50:06who preys on young, naive girls
00:50:09to get them to follow your pathetic path.
00:50:12Have a nice life, Linda Daniels.
00:50:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:17Victoria Jackson.
00:50:18I bet no one knows who she is.
00:50:23Yo, where have you been?
00:50:25I've been calling you.
00:50:25We have reservations since at 9 o'clock.
00:50:28I forgot.
00:50:29You forgot?
00:50:30Yeah.
00:50:31You just left here at 6 o'clock and said you was going to get ready.
00:50:34What are you talking about?
00:50:35I did, and then something came up.
00:50:38All right, well, just forget about it,
00:50:40because I was just concerned, okay?
00:50:43I thought something might have happened to you.
00:50:46Look, I don't know if I can do this.
00:50:49I'm not good for you.
00:50:51Wait a minute.
00:50:52Where is this coming from?
00:50:53What are you talking about?
00:50:54Ricky, I stood you up, turned my phone off on purpose.
00:51:04Look, I don't know what you're going through,
00:51:05because you don't ever talk to me.
00:51:09Look.
00:51:11Listen, look at me.
00:51:13Please.
00:51:17Look at me.
00:51:19Eventually, you're going to have to break down that wall
00:51:21and let somebody in.
00:51:23Damn it, Ricky.
00:51:23You just don't get it, do you?
00:51:25Well, then why don't you help me get it?
00:51:27I am not good enough for you, okay?
00:51:29You have your whole life figured out,
00:51:30and I'm still lost.
00:51:33Why don't you tell me what's really going on, huh?
00:51:37What's really going on?
00:51:39You want to know what's going on?
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Okay.
00:51:44I...
00:51:49Can we just lay down, please?
00:51:53Yeah, all right.
00:51:58Hey, come here.
00:52:00Come here.
00:52:03Someone to come in.
00:52:04Come here.
00:52:05Sorry.
00:52:07Sorry.
00:52:09Just relax.
00:52:15Right here.
00:52:17What the hell?
00:52:19Are you out of your damn mind?
00:52:20I can't walk away.
00:52:21Oh, my God.
00:52:22Are you serious?
00:52:24You think two nights has obviously turned into three weeks.
00:52:27Look at me.
00:52:28Sammy, he's never going to take you serious.
00:52:30You're an escort.
00:52:31Don't you understand that?
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:33First of all, I quit,
00:52:34and we don't need to tell him about my past.
00:52:35Well, guess what?
00:52:36I can't do that because that's my best friend.
00:52:38Okay?
00:52:38They said what you need to do is you need to pack your bags.
00:52:40You need to go, disappear, never come back.
00:52:43Yeah, and do the same exact thing that Lisa did to him.
00:52:46Now, I can't do that.
00:52:47Well, you need to tell the truth.
00:52:48How about that?
00:52:50Oh, but I like him so much.
00:52:51Jesse, no.
00:52:52Please don't make me tell him.
00:52:53Look, I've never met anybody like him before, okay?
00:52:55He makes me feel special, like I'm worth something.
00:52:58Please, just hear me out.
00:52:59That's because he doesn't know what your going rate is for,
00:53:01and you're costing me a lot of money.
00:53:03So with that said, you need to just get your shit.
00:53:06You need to leave, never come back.
00:53:09Either you tell him or I will, okay?
00:53:12Wow.
00:53:13Okay, my going rate, huh?
00:53:16Fine.
00:53:17I'll tell him today.
00:53:19Asshole.
00:53:21And if you get your stuff together,
00:53:22I might have a job for you later.
00:53:24Clean yourself up, all right?
00:53:25And take that doggone rag off your head.
00:53:26You ain't no...
00:53:27You ain't Cinderella.
00:53:29Jesus.
00:53:36So?
00:53:38You need to fix the dishwasher.
00:53:41What time is she supposed to be coming?
00:53:43Oh, I don't know.
00:53:44She should have been here already.
00:53:45I know.
00:53:46What's that what you're talking about?
00:53:51Well, okay.
00:53:54This is neat.
00:53:57Well, did you try calling her?
00:53:58Yeah, let me call her again.
00:54:00I mean, maybe she had to work late or something?
00:54:02I don't know.
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:04Let's see.
00:54:07That's funny.
00:54:08Her phone is dead.
00:54:09I've been trying to call her for the past half hour.
00:54:13And she did say she had to work earlier.
00:54:15That's what I'm saying.
00:54:16That she probably had to stay late at work.
00:54:18Well, um, I don't have help with...
00:54:22What's up with your house?
00:54:24Stop leaving the windows open, ma.
00:54:26I don't leave your windows open.
00:54:28Let me see.
00:54:29I don't think I have...
00:54:30Actually, I do have a work number.
00:54:32It's the first number she called me from about a week ago.
00:54:35Okay.
00:54:35Let's see.
00:54:36So let's see what it is.
00:54:38This food's getting cold.
00:54:39I know that.
00:54:39Jessie, Jessie.
00:54:42All right.
00:54:46My bad.
00:54:47Boom.
00:54:48There it is.
00:54:50Get the show on the road.
00:54:53All right.
00:54:56All right.
00:55:02S&M Escort Services.
00:55:03This is Linda.
00:55:04How may I satisfy your needs?
00:55:07I have to say...
00:55:09Perfection.
00:55:15Hey, so...
00:55:17So what's up?
00:55:19What's happened?
00:55:19Um, nothing.
00:55:21She...
00:55:22She left work late.
00:55:25So...
00:55:25All right.
00:55:26Well, good.
00:55:27So we'll get the show on the road?
00:55:28Because I cannot wait to meet this woman.
00:55:30She...
00:55:30This woman who's made my son so happy?
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:34S&M Escort Services.
00:55:36This is Linda.
00:55:37How may I satisfy your needs?
00:55:40Yeah.
00:55:43Samantha Kim?
00:55:45It'll be all right.
00:55:46Oh.
00:55:47The men just loved her.
00:55:51Oh, my God.
00:55:52Hey.
00:55:53Hey.
00:55:53Hey.
00:55:53Hey.
00:55:54It's okay.
00:55:55It's okay.
00:55:55You're here now.
00:55:56You're here now.
00:55:57Oh, my God.
00:55:58There was a two-course right there.
00:55:59I think, damn, on the 405, and then my phone died.
00:56:01And I'm just like...
00:56:02No worries.
00:56:02It's so good to meet you.
00:56:04That 405 is crazy.
00:56:06It's such a pleasure to meet you.
00:56:08It's such a pleasure to meet you.
00:56:10Oh, you're the one that's been making my son so happy.
00:56:14That's me.
00:56:14That's me.
00:56:14Hey, baby.
00:56:16Hey.
00:56:17What's up?
00:56:18I don't know.
00:56:19What's up with you?
00:56:20You talked to...
00:56:21You talked to Desi today?
00:56:22No, I didn't talk to Desi.
00:56:23But you know who I talked to?
00:56:24I talked to Linda.
00:56:25Linda?
00:56:25Mm-hmm.
00:56:27Oh, Linda.
00:56:28Let me tell you about Linda.
00:56:30Let me tell you.
00:56:30Her boss...
00:56:31Wow, she's a sweetheart.
00:56:32Yeah, she really is.
00:56:34She said you're number one in the company.
00:56:36Really?
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38You are the number one teacher?
00:56:39That is awesome.
00:56:40The number one writer.
00:56:42Who would have thought?
00:56:42No, no.
00:56:43Not...
00:56:44I'm after school counselor.
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:47Not a teacher.
00:56:47No, no.
00:56:48It even does weekends, too.
00:56:50But didn't you say that she's a teacher?
00:56:53No.
00:56:54No.
00:56:54He's gotten me confused.
00:56:55I'm after school.
00:56:57I teach English tutoring for her school.
00:56:58Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:56:59Yeah, she does.
00:56:59She does a lot of tutoring.
00:57:00She does.
00:57:01She tutors the hell out of her students.
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:04So you do after school counseling as well, but not teaching...
00:57:09Okay, I'm confused, but it's all good.
00:57:09It's actually English tutoring.
00:57:11English tutoring.
00:57:12Okay, so why?
00:57:13You must really love kids.
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:15That's great.
00:57:16I bet you do a little French, too, right?
00:57:18You speak a little French?
00:57:21He's so funny.
00:57:22Yeah, isn't he?
00:57:22He's my boy.
00:57:24Oh, my God.
00:57:25I'm so...
00:57:25I'm starving.
00:57:27I bet you are.
00:57:28You have any kids?
00:57:30Yeah, I do.
00:57:30Well, not actually my kid, but I adopted my nephew when my mom and my sister, they passed
00:57:38away in a car accident.
00:57:38Oh, my God.
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:40God, I'm so sorry to hear that.
00:57:41It's okay.
00:57:41Thank you, though.
00:57:42Oh.
00:57:43Whoa.
00:57:44Wow, why didn't you bring him?
00:57:45Oh, he's with his dad.
00:57:46Oh, I see.
00:57:47Yeah.
00:57:48Wow.
00:57:49Yeah.
00:57:51Well, I hear you make a mean cake.
00:57:55Ricky has been bragging on it.
00:57:57Yes, he did.
00:57:58And I have to admit that I am a little jealous.
00:58:00No, stop.
00:58:01You do not have to be jealous.
00:58:02I'm serious.
00:58:03I'm sure you'll eat better than me.
00:58:03I don't know about all that.
00:58:04I don't know about all that.
00:58:06But...
00:58:06I'm sure.
00:58:07Well, I could get the dessert, and we'll see.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:11That sounds good.
00:58:11All right.
00:58:12I will be back.
00:58:16Okay.
00:58:21My mother is here.
00:58:26And...
00:58:26Voila.
00:58:28Here we go.
00:58:29You look so good.
00:58:30You look so good.
00:58:31I'm going to finish this up so I can have it, peace.
00:58:33All right.
00:58:36Oh, it looks so good.
00:58:37Doesn't look too bad, does it?
00:58:39Hey, can we go outside and talk for just a second?
00:58:41Now?
00:58:42What?
00:58:42Nothing we have about it?
00:58:43Yeah, sure.
00:58:43I'll just go outside and talk for a second.
00:58:45Mom, we'll be right back, and we're going to enjoy the dessert.
00:58:53So when were you going to tell me that you were a paid-for-hire prostitute?
00:58:57Um, excuse me?
00:58:59You know what I just said?
00:59:01Well, you must do this with all your clients, huh?
00:59:03Well, obviously, because I called, and they said that you were the number one escort.
00:59:08Well, that's good for you.
00:59:09At least I'm good at something.
00:59:11Okay?
00:59:11Just let me explain.
00:59:12Okay?
00:59:12I can explain this to you.
00:59:13How much did Jessie pay you?
00:59:14Would you calm down?
00:59:15Your mom is in there.
00:59:16How much did Jessie pay you?
00:59:26Answer the question.
00:59:33How much?
00:59:38$500.
00:59:42Damn you, Cheap.
00:59:45Look, if you see not what you think, okay?
00:59:48He didn't pay me to hang out with you any other night except for the first night, okay?
00:59:51I wanted to be there.
00:59:52I wanted to be with you.
00:59:55You could throw money at me.
00:59:58Don't do me any favors, all right?
01:00:01This should cover all your troubles.
01:00:03I don't want your money.
01:00:05Just waiting till I get my hands on Jessie.
01:00:07Okay, look.
01:00:07Leave Jessie out of it.
01:00:08It's not his fault.
01:00:09He told me to leave after the first night, but I couldn't because I was falling for you,
01:00:12and you were falling for me, too, okay?
01:00:15You're going to walk away.
01:00:23I'm sorry, okay?
01:00:26I left an envelope in your drawer in your office.
01:00:29Just please read it and just hear me out.
01:00:31Just hear everything I got to say, okay?
01:00:33You have no idea.
01:01:03I don't know why I'm doing it.
01:01:04I don't know why I'm doing this sound, but this one definitely has no meaning, but here it goes.
01:01:12Let me go.
01:02:13You did things the right way, and it's like I lived through you sometime, all right?
01:02:17Hey, relax, Jesse.
01:02:19I'm all right, okay?
01:02:20It was meant to happen.
01:02:23Wait, so you're not mad at me?
01:02:24No.
01:02:26I'm over it.
01:02:28So have you talked to her?
01:02:30Yeah, she's going to come over later on with her nephew.
01:02:36Nephew.
01:02:36Well, look, man, I just came by to see I'm sorry, all right?
01:02:38I got to get home to the wife.
01:02:41Yeah, I got to get home to the wife, man.
01:02:43I'm trying to, this whole monogamous, whatever that word is thing, I'm trying to do it right.
01:02:47Maybe she'll stop complaining as much as she do, you know?
01:02:51Hey, we're good for you.
01:02:53Thank you, man.
01:02:55See you later.
01:02:56Yeah.
01:02:57Tell your wife I said hello.
01:02:58Well do.
01:03:00And your kids.
01:03:02Not my kids, man.
01:03:06Still ain't changed.
01:03:32Somewhere where I can see you, please.
01:03:35Okay, Mom.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:40Can we talk?
01:03:54Wow, he's great.
01:03:56Yeah, my angel.
01:04:00So, um...
01:04:01Look, I'm sorry.
01:04:05No, I'm sorry.
01:04:06I should have told you.
01:04:07I apologize.
01:04:09I should have told you sooner.
01:04:16So, was his dad yet, if you don't mind me asking?
01:04:19Who knows?
01:04:20It's just me and him.
01:04:21It's been like that for a while.
01:04:22I just, I just said that to your mom because I didn't know what to say.
01:04:31I mean, well, I can't both like that, though, of all things.
01:04:35I know, well, look, desperate times turn to desperate measures sometimes, and I'm not proud of it.
01:04:41I'm not.
01:04:43But you have no idea where I come from and what I've been through.
01:04:46I had to raise myself alone in the streets.
01:04:49And it wasn't until I met you that I realized, you know, I could change things if I had a
01:04:54little faith.
01:04:57A good friend told me that he's a healer and he's patient.
01:05:01So, you been reading?
01:05:03A little bit.
01:05:07Yep.
01:05:08So, what now?
01:05:10I figured my life out before my 30th birthday in two weeks.
01:05:14Okay, okay, here you go.
01:05:17But you know what?
01:05:19I'm good.
01:05:19I know what I want now, and I'm not afraid to go get it.
01:05:22I'll go to school.
01:05:23I'm going to get me a real job until I go open up my own bakery.
01:05:26The old me, out the window.
01:05:29I just feel like this weight has been lifted off me.
01:05:34Yeah.
01:05:35I know the feeling.
01:05:36It feels great.
01:05:38It should.
01:05:39It does, it does.
01:05:41It really does.
01:05:42Look, I'm proud of you.
01:05:44I'm really, really proud.
01:05:45I appreciate that coming from you.
01:05:48I know.
01:05:48Look, if there's anything that you and Josh you need,
01:05:52don't hesitate to call me, okay?
01:05:54I'm here for you.
01:05:57I hope so.
01:06:01Friends?
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:04Friends.
01:06:05You like the sound of that.
01:06:06No.
01:06:10Cool.
01:06:12Well, let me get him.
01:06:14Josh!
01:06:15Josh, baby, come on, let's go.
01:06:18Josh, baby, come say bye to Mr. Ricky.
01:06:21He never wants to leave.
01:06:22All right, let's go over there.
01:06:26Wait.
01:06:26No.
01:06:27Ricky, look, I love you, okay?
01:06:28I am in love with you.
01:06:30And I know all we can be is friends, but that's not what I want, okay?
01:06:33A friend...
01:06:34A friend once told me that we may not like what's going on and we may not understand it,
01:06:38but either way, but either way, it happens for a reason.
01:06:42Meeting you was not a mistake, okay?
01:06:44And if it was, it was the best mistake in my life.
01:06:48I don't know about you, but I'm willing to take a step of faith, okay?
01:06:52Don't just look at me.
01:06:52Please, please, say something.
01:06:54Say something, please, anything.
01:06:56Just...
01:06:56I want you.
01:06:58I really love you.
01:07:00Dad.
01:07:18So, uh, what you cooking in there?
01:07:20I am baking Caitlyn the cake.
01:07:24It's her birthday.
01:07:25Mm-hmm.
01:07:26Mm-hmm.
01:07:27I am so happy the two of you work things out.
01:07:31Me too.
01:07:34So, have you made any plans for your 30th birthday tomorrow?
01:07:39You stop it with that?
01:07:41No.
01:07:42Look, it's just another birthday for me.
01:07:45No, it's not.
01:07:46It's the dirty 30.
01:07:48I keep trying to tell you.
01:07:50Listen.
01:07:50Come on now.
01:07:51Look at me.
01:07:52I am looking at you.
01:07:53I am good.
01:07:53Look, I'm happy with everything I have.
01:07:56You know that.
01:07:58I'm good, man.
01:07:59Trust me.
01:07:59All right.
01:08:00You always were in it.
01:08:03So, so, what'd you get her?
01:08:07That's what we should be talking about.
01:08:08I got her a dress.
01:08:11Wow.
01:08:12Wow.
01:08:13Wow.
01:08:14Somebody's in love.
01:08:16Stop.
01:08:23She's so silly.
01:08:26I can't talk.
01:08:32Mom, may I seat you?
01:08:34Uh, but of course, you may seat me.
01:08:37Mom, you look beautiful.
01:08:41I do?
01:08:42No, you look amazing.
01:08:45So, are you ready to celebrate your 30-30?
01:08:49You know what?
01:08:49Yes, I am.
01:08:52All right.
01:08:52So, let's start off with a toast.
01:08:54What are we toasting to?
01:08:55Um, Josh, grab your glass.
01:08:57I have some water for you.
01:08:58What are we toasting to?
01:08:59We're toasting to love, our family, and the next generation of love.
01:09:06And God's heart.
01:09:09Say it by a true gentleman.
01:09:11And also to embrace in life, the next generation, and whatever else God has planned for our lives.
01:09:16I like that.
01:09:18Me too.
01:09:22Oh, the best part.
01:09:24Okay, the best part is coming.
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:29Okay.
01:09:30Really?
01:09:36Well, I know I'm not a pro, but, um...
01:09:41You did not bake this cake.
01:09:42Are you serious?
01:09:43I sure did bake a cake.
01:09:44No, you didn't.
01:09:45I did.
01:09:45I did.
01:09:45I baked a cake.
01:09:46That's the cake.
01:09:47Okay.
01:09:48I gotta taste this.
01:09:49But you still will be mine for tomorrow.
01:09:51Mm-hmm.
01:09:52And you're baking that.
01:09:53Uh-huh.
01:09:53That's the catch for this.
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Mm-hmm.
01:09:56All right, deal.
01:09:57But here you go.
01:10:00Okay, let's...
01:10:01You know I'm gonna be a critic.
01:10:04Mm.
01:10:05Mm-hmm.
01:10:07Okay.
01:10:07Did I pass the test?
01:10:08Did your mom help you bake this cake?
01:10:10No, my mom didn't.
01:10:10Yes, she did.
01:10:11No, she didn't.
01:10:14This is all me.
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:16I paid attention.
01:10:18I see.
01:10:19I'm impressed.
01:10:20All right.
01:10:21Come here.
01:10:23Uh-oh.
01:10:23Am I in trouble?
01:10:24No, you're in a lot of trouble.
01:10:25I'm in a lot of trouble.
01:10:41So, where's the birthday girl at, man?
01:10:44Oh, happy birthday, Kayla.
01:10:47Oh, thank you, Jesse.
01:10:48What's up, man?
01:10:48You look beautiful.
01:10:49Oh, thank you.
01:10:50Smell good, too.
01:10:52All right, keep your notes.
01:10:53Great.
01:10:54Y'all be back.
01:10:54I got a surprise.
01:10:56So, you ready for your dirty, dirty man?
01:10:58Hmm.
01:10:59Don't remind me.
01:11:00I know.
01:11:02Happy birthday, baby.
01:11:03Oh, love it.
01:11:06Happy birthday, man.
01:11:08Why are you doing that?
01:11:10Make a wish.
01:11:11Let's make a wish.
01:11:14So, I want to be light-skinned.
01:11:17I knew it.
01:11:18That's his wish.
01:11:20Yeah, but it's the brown cake.
01:11:21Time to celebrate.
01:11:22Let's go.
01:11:23You can get some of that seat over there.
01:11:24Hey, hey, hey.
01:11:26It's the seat that has no food here.
01:11:28Now, you knew I was coming over here.
01:11:29You were not supposed to be here this soon.
01:11:31This was intimate.
01:11:33I was intimate when you got a little boy right there.
01:11:35Well, he's a part of us.
01:11:36You were not supposed to be here this early.
01:11:38You know, they talk about stuff like that, Amora,
01:11:40you're having sex for the kids.
01:11:42Yeah, you should actually get the hair off your eyebrow,
01:11:45and you've been around kids just now.
01:11:47So, what do you have hair on your eyebrow?
01:11:49Yeah.
01:11:56So, what do you have hair on your eyebrow?
01:12:15Yeah.
01:12:16Hey, relax.
01:12:18I'm only doing this because this is my place for relaxation.
01:12:22Mm-hmm.
01:12:22My premise is, so don't fall on my lead.
01:12:24All right.
01:12:24Let's go.
01:12:25Oh.
01:12:26I'm turning over a new lead, so you should, too.
01:12:30Yeah, that is good, man.
01:12:31Mm-hmm.
01:12:32It's crazy, isn't it?
01:12:34Yep.
01:12:35You finally turned yourself in, man.
01:12:37I'm proud of you, man.
01:12:39You make it sound like I'm about to walk through some prison doors or something.
01:12:42You are.
01:12:43Trust me, man.
01:12:44All right?
01:12:44You are going to prison for life.
01:12:46Only difference is you're not waking up next to a whole bunch of guys.
01:12:48You're waking up to one crazy woman who's probably been watching you sleep,
01:12:52wondering if you're having dreams about another woman.
01:12:54Oh, my God.
01:12:54And wait until she gets pregnant.
01:12:56Oh, everything you do is wrong.
01:12:58I breathe, and I'm wrong.
01:12:59Hey, relax.
01:13:01Please, don't incorporate your life with mine.
01:13:02I think we're going to be fine.
01:13:03I'm just keeping it real, man.
01:13:05But thank you.
01:13:06You're welcome.
01:13:06I appreciate your realness.
01:13:10Wow.
01:13:11Ricky, man.
01:13:13What's up?
01:13:17We've been through a lot, man.
01:13:21And I want you to know, man, I'm happy for you.
01:13:26You deserve to be happy.
01:13:27You're a good man, man.
01:13:28And no matter what I say, no matter what I do, I'm always being for you.
01:13:34You're family, man.
01:13:36Hey, don't get all sentimental on me like my mom, man.
01:13:39I forget you, man.
01:13:41Yeah.
01:13:42So I guess I made the cutoff time.
01:13:48My friend, you made the cutoff time, man.
01:13:50You did.
01:13:51I didn't think you was going to make it.
01:13:52But since you did make it, you ready to go to Vegas?
01:13:55You ready to go turn up?
01:13:56Uh-huh.
01:13:57Get some midgets, some butt naked horses or something, man.
01:14:00Some crap, some black jacks, some spades, some something, jack of horses, something.
01:14:03Oh.
01:14:04Donkey one night stands.
01:14:05I don't care.
01:14:05Let's go turn up.
01:14:07Midgets and the donkeys and all of the rest of the stuff.
01:14:11We turn, we're turning, we're turning in, okay?
01:14:14So we're turning on a regular balance.
01:14:16But let me tell you something.
01:14:18No strippers.
01:14:18Oh, man.
01:14:19Come on, man.
01:14:20No strippers.
01:14:21Listen, I forgot to tell you, Chocolate Thundering is going to be out there, too, man.
01:14:24What?
01:14:25But it's because they're celebrating Strawberry London's master degree, okay?
01:14:28Oh, man.
01:14:29You always need to celebrate, too.
01:14:30I thought you were turning over your new leaf.
01:14:32I am turning over your new leaf.
01:14:33What's all that talk about?
01:14:33I am turning over your new leaf, man.
01:14:35But I just got this itch that it's just like, I don't know, man.
01:14:39It's just like, look, they're going to be out there the same time we are.
01:14:41I didn't control this.
01:14:42The universe controlled this.
01:14:43So the universe want me to get that last-minute pussy.
01:14:46And I'm asking you for my friend one more night, and I'll turn in with you.
01:14:52All right.
01:14:52And then, you know what else we're going to do?
01:14:54We're going to turn in that word, the P-U-S-S-Y word.
01:14:57We're going to really turn that in.
01:14:58So what do you want to call it?
01:14:59No, Ricky, we're turning that word in, okay?
01:15:01What do you want to call it?
01:15:02Because I think the universe is asking.
01:15:03I want you to go to an AA meeting.
01:15:05Do you want to call it a vagina, passion, glowing eye?
01:15:09I want to call it what it is.
01:15:10A vagina?
01:15:11Marriage.
01:15:13Marriage.
01:15:34mal SpectThis
01:15:45I think the stupid the parents are asking.
01:15:50Have a good-checked experience.
01:15:50Goodbye.
01:15:50Goodbye.
01:15:51Bye.
01:15:53Bye.
01:15:54Bye.
01:15:59You
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