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An up-and-coming Onlyfans girl conspires to blackmail her boyfriend after a fierce argument forces her to question both her profession and her relationship..
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00:30:00I'm sorry for being a dickhead babe. This whole thing is stressful enough without me taking the piss.
00:30:08Are you friends?
00:30:14That depends. Where's my fucking cake?
00:30:22We do need to talk about this house though. I know. I know. I think we should put an offer
00:30:28on.
00:30:31I was talking to Shane about it at footy and he said that him and his missus missed out on
00:30:35the place because they took too long.
00:30:36Yeah, I know. I just... I don't know.
00:30:42Thought you liked it? Yeah, I did. It's just...
00:30:47It's not the one. I mean, you can't have the perfect boyfriend and the perfect house, so...
00:30:55Okay, I'm sorry. I know I'm being awkward. It's okay. I expect nothing less.
00:31:03Why don't I make it up to you?
00:31:07I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have no idea.
00:31:21I'm sorry. I can't have a microphone, but I need a microphone.
00:31:33I know. I'm sorry. I wonder if I'm not having the slagy or something.
00:31:58Hey.
00:32:00What do you want?
00:32:02Well, I figured we could debrief from last night.
00:32:04Well, there's nothing to debrief, so...
00:32:07Oh, really?
00:32:08Don't you think it brought up some interesting issues?
00:32:10You mean like why a grown man would have toys in his flat?
00:32:13I mean, they're collectibles, but no, more like why you cheat on your boyfriend.
00:32:17It was a mistake, okay?
00:32:19And I've already said I'm sorry.
00:32:20Oh, you don't have to apologise, I'm trying to help.
00:32:22Yeah, well, I don't need your help, alright?
00:32:24Are you sure?
00:32:25Because I happen to be quite the amateur relationship specialist.
00:32:27That's right, I can maybe book you in for a therapy session and we can work through those problems?
00:32:32Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
00:32:33Oh, so you've got the perfect relationship then?
00:32:35Yeah, I do, actually.
00:32:36So you're still loving it?
00:32:38Can you leave me alone now, please?
00:32:39I will, just answer the question and I'll go.
00:32:41No, I don't have to answer your fucking question.
00:32:43Well, why wouldn't you?
00:32:44Because it's none of your fucking business, maybe?
00:32:46Okay, so I didn't realise it was such a controversial issue.
00:32:48It's not a controversial issue.
00:32:50So why are you getting so defensive about it?
00:32:52Because who the fuck are you to question my relationship?
00:32:54I feel like I'm a pretty unsubtle indication that there's something wrong with it, aren't I?
00:33:01Look, maybe I'm just a romantic, okay?
00:33:03But if you ask me, when you're in love with someone, you kind of want it to be everyone's business,
00:33:07don't you?
00:33:08Even when you're as cool as you are, and especially when you get to shove it in some know-it
00:33:11-all space.
00:33:13You think you're pretty fucking clever, don't you?
00:33:15I just think if you're as popular as you are, it shouldn't be a hard question to answer.
00:33:21Yeah, well, I think you're giving me a bit too much credit.
00:33:24I have maybe two friends and one of those is my mum.
00:33:27Oh, so you've got room for one more, then?
00:33:30Look, in my opinion, people like you shouldn't have doubts.
00:33:34That's for nerds like me.
00:33:54that's the whole thing with a strong language.
00:33:54Oh, my God.
00:33:55Oh, my God.
00:33:57I love you.
00:33:57Oh, my God.
00:33:59Oh, my God.
00:34:04Ah, my God.
00:34:06Oh, my God.
00:34:11No, no, no.
00:34:11I don't.
00:34:11I don't.
00:34:11Oh, my God.
00:34:12Oh, my God.
00:34:12You, I don't, God.
00:34:12What do you think of this one?
00:34:15Mm-hmm.
00:34:18Do you like it?
00:34:20Yeah, it looks all right.
00:34:26Well, I mean, it's hard to tell, isn't it?
00:34:30I'll try and book it.
00:34:36What do you want for dinner tomorrow? We've got carbonara tonight.
00:34:40Um, I'm going to be out tomorrow, so I'll just, like, get my own thing.
00:34:45I'm going to try that new pilates class at the gym.
00:34:49You can get a takeaway.
00:34:51A takeaway, yeah.
00:34:53Whilst you're at the gym, I feel like even more of a fat cunt.
00:34:56I'll make a cheeky risotto or something like that.
00:35:00If you behave yourself, I'll save you some.
00:35:08This seems rather fucking romantic for a therapy session.
00:35:11No, it's just a coincidence.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:14Yeah.
00:35:15No, I couldn't afford my electric bill this month.
00:35:17Hence the candles.
00:35:19And I thought you'd open up more if I got you drunk, so...
00:35:22How convenient.
00:35:23Hey, it's perfectly innocent, I promise.
00:35:25You want to see some ink blots?
00:35:27No, I saw your drawings last time.
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:33Patient likes to lash out at people trying to help her.
00:35:37And has no appreciation for art.
00:35:41Well, maybe we should just get down to why you're here, then.
00:35:45Fuck knows.
00:35:46I think you do know, though, don't you?
00:35:48This isn't fair.
00:35:50Why isn't?
00:35:50This.
00:35:51Okay?
00:35:52I'm supposed to be the one using you.
00:35:54I'm just trying to help you.
00:35:56Yeah, well...
00:35:58This wasn't supposed to happen.
00:36:19I thought it was just, like, cold feet.
00:36:23You know...
00:36:24We're only buying a house together, so...
00:36:29But I don't know.
00:36:31It's like...
00:36:32You just get into this routine where you think everything's normal, and you're just...
00:36:35Going through the motions, and then...
00:36:38One day, suddenly, something...
00:36:40Breaks you out of that, and you realise you've let everything snowball.
00:36:44I mean...
00:36:45We hadn't even spoken about getting a place together before we made our first video.
00:36:49We weren't even living together.
00:36:52And then...
00:36:53We realised how much money we could make, and it was like...
00:36:57We've been given this amazing opportunity.
00:37:00You know, it just seems stupid not to.
00:37:03Neither of us could afford to buy a place otherwise.
00:37:06But...
00:37:06We were able to save enough for a deposit in under a year.
00:37:10Oh.
00:37:10Wow.
00:37:12Makes sense.
00:37:13So you just...
00:37:14Convince yourself that your doubts are stupid, and then...
00:37:19It's a year later, and nothing's changed.
00:37:25Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:37:29I don't even know the way the fuck I'm telling you all this.
00:37:34I mean, I literally don't even know how I feel anymore.
00:37:37I mean, it's irrelevant, anyway.
00:37:40I mean, how is it irrelevant?
00:37:42I mean, it's not like I can break up with him.
00:37:44Oh, what?
00:37:45Because of the money?
00:37:46The deposit?
00:37:46I mean, I'm sure I'd be a dickhead about that as well, but it's not what I meant.
00:37:50Neither of us can touch the money without the other's signature, so...
00:37:55So...
00:37:55What's the problem?
00:37:57I know what Johnny's like.
00:37:59I mean, if ever I left him, he'd tell my mum how we've really been making our money this whole
00:38:03time.
00:38:04Shit.
00:38:05Yeah.
00:38:07They've never really seen I die.
00:38:10She's quite protective, really, so...
00:38:14Yeah.
00:38:17Basically trapped.
00:38:20Never really thought about it till now.
00:38:24Pretty fucking stupid, really.
00:38:27But haven't they cracked down on that now?
00:38:30Like, I mean, if you take a video down, he can't just put it back up.
00:38:33That's against the law.
00:38:34I mean, it doesn't matter.
00:38:35You just have to tell my mum that I've been lying to her for the past year.
00:38:39And that her innocent little girl quit her job to have sex for money.
00:38:44For fuck's sake.
00:38:46What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:38:49Look, hey, it's okay.
00:38:51We'll figure this out.
00:38:52There's nothing to figure out.
00:38:53I'm an idiot.
00:38:57Oh god, this is so stupid.
00:39:00Like, it's fine.
00:39:01I can just stay with him.
00:39:03I mean, is that what you want?
00:39:05It doesn't really matter what I want.
00:39:07I mean, that's the whole point I'm trying to make.
00:39:09I mean, it does matter though, doesn't it?
00:39:11Like, you shouldn't stay in a relationship if you're not happy.
00:39:15Well, maybe I am happy.
00:39:18Probably just being stupid.
00:39:23Look, um, I understand if you don't really know how you feel.
00:39:29Um, and obviously I have pretty blatant ulterior motives.
00:39:33Um, but you shouldn't be afraid of being blackmailed.
00:39:37And that's not a healthy relationship.
00:39:48Thanks.
00:39:53This definitely wasn't part of the plan.
00:39:57Fucking pathetic.
00:39:58No, hey, no, hey, it's my fault.
00:40:00Girls always cry when they're on dates with me, so...
00:40:03So this is a date now, is it?
00:40:05Oh, um, therapy session. Sorry, um...
00:40:09Freudian slip.
00:40:10How ironic.
00:40:18So, um, you're quite close with your mum then?
00:40:21Yeah, um, me and my dad left when I was a baby, so...
00:40:25Oh shit, sorry.
00:40:27It was fine. I mean, it's not like I ever missed him.
00:40:31It was kind of great growing up with just my mum.
00:40:33Um, yeah, it's like growing up with a best friend, you know?
00:40:38I'm, uh, I'm quite close to my mum as well.
00:40:40Is that why you're so keen for me to meet her?
00:40:44Oh, um, the sad part is that was only half a joke.
00:40:47Um, my family are constantly grilling me about my love life,
00:40:51to the point where I feel like I've started to internalise the pressure.
00:40:56Um, yeah, I just, I'm just fed up of not having a Pictionary partner.
00:41:00What?
00:41:02Oh, um, my family love board games, right?
00:41:06So every time there's a get-together, we just play loads of games.
00:41:09And, uh, my brother and sister, they're pretty much settled down now,
00:41:11so any time we play Pictionary, I end up with my parents.
00:41:14And it's just getting so embarrassing now.
00:41:17Oh, and the cruel irony is, I love drawing, right?
00:41:20So it should be my favourite game, but every time we play it, I just feel bitter.
00:41:27I'm glad you find my plight amusing.
00:41:39So you don't think your mum would be too happy if she found out what you do then?
00:41:47Can we talk about something else now, please?
00:41:54So, what are your hopes, dreams and aspirations?
00:42:24Well, let's all your prayers do to do.
00:42:28So, um, I've been thinking about what you said the other night.
00:42:33About the threesome.
00:42:34No, Johnny, I'm not still angry, okay?
00:42:37I, uh...
00:42:40I actually think you might be right.
00:42:45Okay, I've done the maths on some of the stuff we're turning down
00:42:47and it's literally thousands.
00:42:49Well, yeah, that's my exact point.
00:42:51We could save it for a wedding in, what, two months?
00:42:54That's what I'm thinking.
00:42:54And, like, you know, I think we've been way too conservative in general.
00:42:59I mean, literally last week there was a guy willing to pay £200
00:43:02to watch me tie you up and pour wax on you.
00:43:07Okay, alright.
00:43:09Well, I mean, if you want to talk about leaving money on the table...
00:43:12No, you've made your fucking point.
00:43:13No, Johnny, I'm being serious.
00:43:17Okay, I don't think we can afford to lose that kind of money anymore.
00:43:22And, I mean, we should kind of make the most out of this opportunity whilst we can, shouldn't we?
00:43:27So...
00:43:28I'd be willing to do the threesome.
00:43:30But we're a team, so you'd have to be willing to do some stuff too.
00:43:35What kind of stuff?
00:43:37What kind of stuff?
00:44:00Um, did you get my invoice for the therapy session?
00:44:04Oh.
00:44:05I thought you were offering to help me pro bono, you know, due to the fact you want to fuck
00:44:09me.
00:44:10No, see, I only work for free if you actually do fuck me, so...
00:44:13Oh, okay.
00:44:15Yeah.
00:44:15Do you date card?
00:44:20No, it's fine.
00:44:21You know, from my initial diagnosis, you're gonna need a lot more sessions with me to actually, like, deal with
00:44:25all your problems.
00:44:26So, you can just pay me the lump sum at the end.
00:44:28Mmm, is that right?
00:44:29I mean, it's my professional opinion, so...
00:44:38And what if I told you I think I've figured out a way to fix all my problems?
00:44:42Have you?
00:44:44I think so.
00:44:45Wow.
00:44:46I'm a better therapist than I thought.
00:44:50I've convinced him to do a sub-video.
00:44:53A sub-video?
00:44:54Yeah, as in submissive, you know, like, me dominating him.
00:44:58I mean, we get requests to do them all the time, but he's always too embarrassed.
00:45:02But I figured that if I have a video of him in a compromising position, then I can threaten to
00:45:08show his friends if ever he tells my mum.
00:45:11I'm gonna fight fire with fire.
00:45:15You're serious?
00:45:16Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
00:45:18I don't have any other options.
00:45:22Um...
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Well, you got a better idea?
00:45:25Well, can't you just threaten to tell his parents?
00:45:27Pretty sure he's already told them.
00:45:29I think he's told all his stupid fucking friends, too, because literally all their girlfriends hate me.
00:45:33I mean, they know their boyfriends are wanking over me.
00:45:35Well, I'm sure that would be the case regardless, so...
00:45:41So, are you gonna help me?
00:45:45Um...
00:45:46I can't do this without you, Joel.
00:45:49Are you genuinely serious?
00:45:51I'm genuinely fucking serious.
00:45:53Okay, I've thought about what you said, and...
00:45:55You're right, I can't have this hanging over my head.
00:46:02So, um, does that mean you've figured out how you feel as well, or...?
00:46:09I don't know.
00:46:12I just...
00:46:13I just know that lately I've realised I like to have options.
00:46:25If we're doing this, then I'm in charge.
00:46:28I pick the candidates, I message them, I make the final decision.
00:46:34Until we press record, this doesn't even fucking involve you as far as I'm concerned.
00:46:40I'm changing the password on our account.
00:46:45You do what you gotta do.
00:46:59And, uh, how are you spelling that?
00:47:01You're such a twat.
00:47:03I told you, I'm old-fashioned.
00:47:04I only look at porn I find in the woods.
00:47:08Okay, can we stop fucking around now? This is serious.
00:47:11Okay.
00:47:12Alright, I think I've found it.
00:47:17Oh my.
00:47:18For God's sake.
00:47:20Okay, look, there. Create an account.
00:47:23It's free?
00:47:24Completely free.
00:47:25You just need a username and password.
00:47:28Swolejoel92.
00:47:31That's how I think of you.
00:47:34Yeah, I mean, it is my Instagram handle, though.
00:47:38Swolejoel92.
00:47:39Swolejoel92.
00:47:40Uh, now what?
00:47:42You need to go on my page.
00:47:43Uh, okay, what's it called?
00:47:48Oh no, I haven't tried to find it, I promise.
00:47:53Hmm.
00:47:54It's called Elicit.
00:47:57Clever.
00:47:59Okay, so that's, um, uh, A-L-Y-
00:48:03Double S-I-T.
00:48:05There's a button now that says requests.
00:48:09Cool.
00:48:16You found that button yet?
00:48:18Yeah, uh, there it is.
00:48:23Okay, uh, we're in.
00:48:25What do you want me to put?
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:28Say you want to see me spanking him whilst he's knelt over the back of the chair.
00:48:32His hands and feet are handcuffed to the legs and he's naked except for a baby bonnet.
00:48:37Oh, and he's begging mummy to spank him because he's been a bad boy.
00:48:43Well, I mean, we need to embarrass him, don't we?
00:48:46I mean, that's just a casual Friday night for me.
00:48:49Okay, um, anything else?
00:48:52I think that should do it.
00:48:54And what's the, um, what's the going rate for this sort of thing?
00:48:59A thousand.
00:49:00A thousand?
00:49:02Yeah, I'll give you the cash up front.
00:49:04I mean, a thousand makes it too good to ignore.
00:49:11Are you sure you want to go ahead with this?
00:49:18I mean, I have to.
00:49:20Like, I need lab fridge, don't I?
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Let's send it then.
00:49:30And...
00:49:31Done.
00:49:37Oh, God.
00:49:39I just hope we didn't overdo it.
00:49:42I mean, I can always send him another one, you know?
00:49:44So he has options.
00:49:45It's always good to have options.
00:49:48Isn't it?
00:50:01I really appreciate you helping me, Joel.
00:50:04What are friends for?
00:50:12There is something else I was wondering if you could help me with, actually.
00:50:15Yeah? What's that?
00:50:18Well, I'm supposed to be at Pilates right now, and it's gonna look pretty suspicious if I don't come back
00:50:23all hot and sweaty.
00:50:26So, uh...
00:50:27Do you have any ideas how you could help me with that?
00:50:31Swallow, Joel.
00:50:34Well...
00:50:38Let's get it off.
00:50:43Well...
00:50:44I don't know.
00:50:49Well...
00:50:50I don't know.
00:50:51I'm not sure.
00:50:53Well...
00:51:16You're not getting jealous already, are you?
00:51:20She's only got 16,000 subscribers, Johnny.
00:51:22I mean, I like her, but at the end of the day, she's not got a big enough profile.
00:51:27Well, then she'll be grateful for the exposure, won't she?
00:51:29She'll try harder.
00:51:32Well, the girl I'm seeing on Saturday has 100,000, so...
00:51:35I'm playing football on Saturday.
00:51:37Sorry, babe. I mean, that's the only time she can do.
00:51:39I'll try and make it for half-time.
00:51:40I mean, you'll probably be on the bench till then anyway, won't you?
00:51:44Look, I know we said that you were going to organise this entire thing,
00:51:47but you can at least let me meet them beforehand.
00:51:49What have we just been doing, dickhead?
00:51:51I'm just saying.
00:51:52Yeah, well, if it's convenient, great.
00:51:54Then if not, I guess, tough luck.
00:51:55Fine.
00:51:56Luckily for you, finding women for me to have sex with
00:51:58is the one reason that you're allowed to miss my game, so...
00:52:01Hmm, lucky me.
00:52:03Well, you know, I wouldn't get ahead of yourself, though, buddy,
00:52:05because you're not fucking anybody till we've made that other video.
00:52:09I just want to say now, for the record,
00:52:13you're not putting anything in my arse, all right?
00:52:15That's a red line.
00:52:16Oh, it will be red when I'm finished with it.
00:52:18I'm fucking serious, Liz.
00:52:20Okay, fine. I'm sure we can find something
00:52:22that doesn't involve your precious arsehole.
00:52:24That's all I'm asking.
00:52:26Should we take a look?
00:52:46Oh, hey.
00:52:47I didn't see you there.
00:52:49Oh, hey.
00:52:51It's all right.
00:52:52You probably didn't recognize me with my clothes on.
00:52:54Oh, for God's sake.
00:52:56You've literally got zero till, haven't you?
00:53:05He's agreed to do it.
00:53:06We've accepted the request.
00:53:09Oh, awesome.
00:53:10Okay, do you want me to send you the money, or...?
00:53:12Uh, no, no, no, I'll give you the cash first.
00:53:15I thought we could do something this weekend, actually.
00:53:17I mean, I've got a bit of time Saturday afternoon, and...
00:53:20I mean, that's if, like, you still want to help.
00:53:22Now you know you've got what you wanted.
00:53:25Are you asking me out on a date?
00:53:27Oh, okay, never mind.
00:53:27I'm just going to send you the money online.
00:53:29No, it's just that you said you didn't want to risk
00:53:31people seeing us out.
00:53:32Yeah, well, I'm a bit sick and tired of spending all my time
00:53:34inside a fucking toy shop, all right?
00:53:36Um, I told you, they're collectibles.
00:53:39But no one's going to see us where we're going.
00:53:42Why? Where are we going?
00:53:43You'll see.
00:53:45Meet me at the lighthouse at one.
00:53:49It's a date.
00:54:14This is awesome.
00:54:16It's a really great idea for a date.
00:54:18Yeah, it would be.
00:54:33My mum used to bring me here when I was a kid.
00:54:37We could never afford to go abroad or anything, but, um,
00:54:40yeah, she got this old raft from, like, a car boot sale
00:54:42or somewhere, and we'd come down here in the summer,
00:54:44and we'd just, like, float along the river
00:54:47with a picnic and a radio, and, yeah,
00:54:49she'd tell me all about the wildlife.
00:54:54It's definitely my happy place.
00:54:58So don't do anything to ruin it, all right?
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:06Yeah, I think my happy place would be my parents' house
00:55:12at Christmas.
00:55:13Yeah, you know, waking up in my old room,
00:55:16getting straight on the buck's fizz with my brother and sister,
00:55:19taking the piss out of how over-the-top mum's got on presents,
00:55:21despite telling her every year not to.
00:55:23Playing fiction, right?
00:55:25Yeah, even that.
00:55:28Yeah, no, that to me is, like, perfect.
00:55:34Well, almost perfect.
00:55:41So, uh, so, you want me to send you that money over?
00:55:44Are you sure you don't mind?
00:55:46I mean, literally, I'll get the money out
00:55:47as soon as we go back into town.
00:55:49It's fine.
00:55:54Okay, it's all good to go.
00:55:56I'm going to pull in the trigger.
00:55:59Okay, do it.
00:56:01Done.
00:56:04Dun, dun, dun.
00:56:08Oh, okay.
00:56:11Okay, now send a message saying that you paid
00:56:14and asking when the video will be ready.
00:56:15They always do that.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:23All right.
00:56:25Done.
00:56:28Guess I better start looking for a bonnet.
00:56:34So, um, is there anything else you need from me,
00:56:37or is this the part where you cut me adrift?
00:56:41You know, now you've got what you wanted.
00:56:47There is, actually, yeah.
00:56:49I, um,
00:56:51I'm going to need you to come around to my apartment
00:56:53Monday night.
00:56:55Um,
00:56:58I'm going to do it.
00:57:00Okay, as soon as we finish filming the video,
00:57:02I'm going to tell him that it's over,
00:57:03and I literally have no idea how the fuck he's going to react,
00:57:06so I kind of just, like,
00:57:08need you there on standby, you know,
00:57:09in case he freaks out.
00:57:11I'm sure it'll be fine,
00:57:12but, you know.
00:57:13I'll be waiting outside with a bottle of champagne.
00:57:21You happy now?
00:57:23Just want you to be happy.
00:57:28Then you know what to do.
00:57:47For fuck's sake!
00:57:49What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:57:53It's not funny, Joe,
00:57:54I could have killed us!
00:57:58Oh.
00:58:03Is your phone alright?
00:58:04Oh, yeah.
00:58:06Good as new.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:16Did you, um,
00:58:18put my keys in the bag?
00:58:20Oh, God, are they not there?
00:58:30Um...
00:58:34I can't believe I did this.
00:58:36Honestly, I thought I put them in the bag.
00:58:38It's fine.
00:58:38That's exactly why they give you spares in the first place.
00:58:46Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:58:47I haven't given you the money, have I?
00:58:49It's been a complete fucking disaster.
00:58:52Oh, don't.
00:58:52Don't be stupid, okay?
00:58:54This has been the best date I've ever been on.
00:59:02Do you mind if I give it to you on Monday?
00:59:03It's just, I really have to go.
00:59:06I mean, it depends.
00:59:08You know, do you really live at this address you gave me,
00:59:10or am I going to turn up there Monday
00:59:11and discover it's all just an elaborate scam?
00:59:15I guess you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?
00:59:21I guess you will have to go.
00:59:24I don't think you'll just have to do a wedding.
00:59:24Oh, there he is.
00:59:30I see him, sir.
01:01:25Yeah, see, this is why I need your number.
01:02:01Hello?
01:02:01Hi, it's Alyssa.
01:02:03I'm sorry it's so late.
01:02:03Can I come in?
01:02:04I'll explain what happened.
01:02:05Are you okay?
01:02:06Yeah, I'm fine.
01:02:07I'll explain inside.
01:02:09I thought this was going to be it.
01:02:11I mean, I was literally ready to do it.
01:02:12I'd psyched myself up.
01:02:14So, what did he say?
01:02:16He chickened out.
01:02:16Said he didn't want to do it.
01:02:18But what about the threesome?
01:02:19Oh, yeah, he still wants to do that.
01:02:21He said that I can do the sub video with someone else.
01:02:24He doesn't mind seeing me dominate another guy.
01:02:26It's a fucking piss take.
01:02:29So, yeah, we had a huge row and I ended up storming out.
01:02:31Are you okay?
01:02:32No, I mean, what am I meant to do?
01:02:35Well, I mean, you've just got to force the issue, don't you?
01:02:38You've just got to tell him it has to be him.
01:02:40I just don't think he's going to do it.
01:02:43I mean, not even for a threesome.
01:02:44It's fucked.
01:02:45The whole thing's fucked.
01:02:47I knew this was too much.
01:02:49But it's like, it had to be something that you didn't want anyone else to see.
01:02:52Yeah, no, it's a bit of a catch-22, isn't it?
01:02:56I just can't risk him telling my mum.
01:03:00We're going to have to think of something softer.
01:03:03I mean, you could always tell her yourself.
01:03:06Joel, I...
01:03:07I just think she'd understand if you just explained everything.
01:03:12I just don't want to disappoint her.
01:03:15She worked really hard for me growing up.
01:03:18Sorry.
01:03:19No, I know it must be tough.
01:03:24I just don't know what to say.
01:03:25Just tell her the truth.
01:03:51I have to go.
01:03:53I'm just trying to figure out how to explain all this.
01:04:00She'll understand.
01:04:02I know she will.
01:04:04I mean, I guess I don't really have a choice, do I?
01:04:09I mean, I guess I could just stay with him.
01:04:11No.
01:04:12See, that's not an option anymore.
01:04:19It's got to be between Holly and Arabella, hasn't it?
01:04:23I mean, that makes no sense financially, doesn't it?
01:04:25I'm happy either way, for the record, in case you want to factor that in.
01:04:31What's up?
01:04:33No, I'm fine.
01:04:35I'm just going to go see my mum.
01:04:37Oh, okay.
01:05:17I was so scared.
01:05:18I mean, I was literally crying before I even told her, but, uh, yeah, she was great.
01:05:22And she said that she'd love me no matter what it was I had to tell her.
01:05:27She actually said she was proud of me.
01:05:29She said that she was proud of my initiative.
01:05:31And, um, yeah, she wanted to know all about it.
01:05:34See?
01:05:34I told you'd be fine, didn't I?
01:05:37Oh, God, I'm free.
01:05:39To freedom.
01:05:41Hmm.
01:05:47So, um, did you tell him?
01:05:50No, I need to delete the videos first.
01:05:52Plus, I need to pack.
01:05:53But, um, he's got football training Thursday night, so I'll make sure everything's ready for then.
01:05:58I need to check how long it takes for the website to take down the videos, actually.
01:06:01Do you mind if I just check now?
01:06:03Yeah, sure, yeah.
01:06:05More champagne?
01:06:05Yes, please.
01:06:24Um, do you mind just putting that on the table for me?
01:06:26Yeah.
01:06:31So, what does it say?
01:06:32Uh, it says that within 24 hours, and I will put in the request tomorrow.
01:06:37Oh.
01:06:49Thank you, Joel.
01:06:51I couldn't have done this without you.
01:06:54I mean, if I'm being honest, I wouldn't have done this without you.
01:07:00Well, I mean, I didn't have much of a choice now, did I?
01:07:03I mean, you're the most amazing, most interesting, most hilarious girl I've ever met, so.
01:07:10You know, from the moment you showed me even the slightest bit of interest,
01:07:14I knew I had to do everything in my power to get you into my clutches, and...
01:07:19I just can't believe it worked.
01:07:21I just can't believe it worked.
01:07:51I just can't believe it works.
01:07:56Do you know what?
01:08:03I bet you've got two moments, so I can't believe it worked.
01:08:04Yeah, that's all heard.
01:08:05I spoke to it.
01:08:06Yeah, like I said it worked very well.
01:08:20He's having ë°˜
01:08:21Oh, my God.
01:09:02Hello?
01:09:03He came back. His training got cancelled.
01:09:06Alyssa?
01:09:06I need your help.
01:09:08What's wrong? Are you okay?
01:09:10Yeah. Sorry, I'm fine. I got your number off the request form. He came back. He's going to figure out
01:09:14what's going on. My suitcase is in the middle of the lounge.
01:09:17Are you still at the flat?
01:09:18No, I managed to keep him out. He said I wanted to get a takeaway. We're picking it up now.
01:09:22You need to get my case.
01:09:23Um, okay. Just, uh, hold on a second. Uh...
01:09:26Please, Joel. I can't do it face-to-face. I thought I could, but...
01:09:29No, no. It's fine. Um, how am I going to get into your flat, though?
01:09:32I left the spare keys under the mat. When you get there, buzz number six and tell them you've got
01:09:36a package for number 18. He'll buzz you in.
01:09:39Please, Joel. You have to hurry.
01:09:40Yeah, no. I'm-I'm on my way.
01:09:42Thank you. I'm sorry. I can't believe this is happening.
01:09:46Oh, for fuck's sake. I left my camera as well. Can you grab it for me, please? It's on the
01:09:50tripod by the TV.
01:09:51Uh, camera by the TV. Got it.
01:09:53Thank you, Joel. I'll sneak out after we get back. Will you meet me at the lighthouse? I need a
01:09:58drink.
01:09:59Yeah, that sounds awesome.
01:10:22Thank you, Joel.
01:10:49Thank you, Joel.
01:11:05Thank you, Joel.
01:13:21That's fine.
01:16:34Check my phone.
01:16:35Check my phone.
01:16:36Check my phone.
01:16:36Check my phone.
01:16:36He wanted us to ring him just before we started filming.
01:16:40I thought it was weird but he was paying us so much money.
01:16:43Oh my god.
01:16:44What's happening?
01:16:45She can't do this.
01:16:46Where's Johnny Joel?
01:16:47It's the only thing that matters right now.
01:16:49We were going to use that money to pay for our house.
01:16:52I didn't do this.
01:16:53Okay?
01:16:53You've got to believe me.
01:16:54Where's Johnny Joel?
01:16:56He's in my car but I didn't do this.
01:16:57I can't believe this is happening.
01:17:00She's setting me up.
01:17:01You need to be honest with me right now Joel.
01:17:03I'm telling you the truth.
01:17:05Please.
01:17:06You have to find him.
01:17:20Your auntie's on her way.
01:17:46Ready?
01:17:51Ready as I'll ever be.
01:18:06I can't believe this guy is paying a thousand pounds to watch me get tossed off.
01:18:09I can't creep.
01:18:13And was this included in the price or was this an added extra?
01:18:25How long do I need to last for?
01:18:27I'm not sure.
01:18:28I mean, I've thought about what I'm going to say but I've not timed myself or anything.
01:18:32What?
01:18:33I mean, are you good at holding your breath?
01:18:35Do you know, it's not something we've ever discussed is it?
01:18:38What the fuck are you going on about?
01:18:39I guess I'll just be as quick as I can.
01:18:42Because I'd really like for you to hear what I have to say Johnny.
01:18:45What are you talking about?
01:18:46It's important to me that you understand why this is happening.
01:18:49If I'm honest it's just as important as the money.
01:18:51Huh?
01:18:52And that's why simply convincing you to sign her over was never really an option.
01:18:56Is this part of the thing?
01:18:58I don't think you would have done though, would you?
01:19:00Because at the end of the day you're just as stubborn as I am, aren't you?
01:19:03What are you talking about?
01:19:04And that's the best part about this whole situation.
01:19:07Is I can legitimately tell myself that you left me no choice.
01:19:12This?
01:19:12That I'm not just a vindictive bitch.
01:19:14Alyssa.
01:19:15Because after you deleted that email there was no way I was going to let you keep a penny
01:19:19of my money Johnny.
01:19:20Oh, you're not serious.
01:19:21Because it is my money.
01:19:23You know that as well as I do don't you?
01:19:24You're not still pissed off about this are you really?
01:19:26I mean it's why you did what you did isn't it?
01:19:29Because you know you're nothing without me.
01:19:31Just a pathetic, jealous, arrogant little cunt.
01:19:35Yeah alright.
01:19:36I guess in that respect you didn't really have a choice either did you?
01:19:39You know you nearly had me there.
01:19:40I mean there was no way I wasn't going to take that job Johnny.
01:19:43This is pretty good by your standards.
01:19:45This is good for you to be fair.
01:19:46In fact the more I think about this the more inevitable this whole thing really just becomes.
01:19:51Maybe you can take some consolation from that.
01:19:53Can I just go on the fucking video now please?
01:19:57There is no video babe.
01:20:00What?
01:20:02Well, not the one you think anyway.
01:20:03What are you talking about?
01:20:05Deep breath.
01:20:07What the fuck?
01:20:18I remember reading that email Johnny.
01:20:20Best opportunity I had my entire life.
01:20:22The only one.
01:20:23And you were going to take that away from me.
01:20:26It took a lot of planning to get here Johnny.
01:20:29But honestly I mean the hardest part was fighting the urge to slit your throat.
01:20:33That first night.
01:20:35After that the rest of it was easy.
01:20:37I went out bought some sexy new gym clothes.
01:20:39Something that would really grab a bit of attention.
01:20:42Then I joined a new gym.
01:20:44The one we drive past to visit your current parents.
01:20:47And then I waited.
01:20:49I waited until I found the perfect guy.
01:20:53Someone I could control.
01:20:56Someone predictable.
01:20:58Someone dumb enough to do what I told him.
01:21:00And strong enough not to notice the heavy suitcase.
01:21:03Well.
01:21:04Fingers crossed.
01:21:07I think it'll be alright.
01:21:09He's a lot bigger than you.
01:21:12Body wise.
01:21:14I mean.
01:21:15Actually you've both got tiny little dicks.
01:21:20Sorry.
01:21:21I shouldn't take the first should I?
01:21:23I mean none of this would be possible without your tiny dick Johnny would it?
01:21:27I suppose in a way the whole threesome thing proves that you really do love me doesn't it?
01:21:32Cause you're not normally the type of guy to ask for permission to fuck another girl are you?
01:21:36What's the really tragic thing about this situation actually?
01:21:40Because no matter how much you love me you've ultimately ended up confirming what I've always known to be true
01:21:45deep down.
01:21:46The thing that's given me a chip on my shoulder my entire life.
01:21:50The reason I'm such a bitch.
01:21:51The knowledge that at the end of the day the only person I can rely on is myself.
01:22:09The most important thing I can do is try and try and try to hack it out.
01:22:10I got it.
01:22:11I got it.
01:22:12I got it.
01:22:13I got it.
01:22:16I got it.
01:22:18I don't know.
01:22:19But I got it.
01:22:20I got it.
01:22:25I got it.
01:22:30I got it.
01:22:34Okay.
01:22:35Okay, action.
01:22:38She told me to get her suitcase and meet her at the lighthouse.
01:22:41Is that when you moved him?
01:22:42No, I didn't move him.
01:22:44We know you moved him, John.
01:22:45I didn't move him!
01:22:46You just need to know where.
01:22:47I parked on Crescent Street and I just went straight to the bar.
01:22:50We're supposed to get married.
01:22:52I told you, he's in my car.
01:22:54We just started our life together.
01:22:56Why won't you listen to me?
01:22:57You need to trust me on this, okay?
01:22:59The longer you do this, the worse it's going to be for you.
01:23:02What are you saying?
01:23:03You, you've already checked your car, John.
01:23:14You need to start telling us the truth.
01:23:18I'm sorry.
01:23:26I just love him so much.
01:23:47I just love him so much.
01:24:14For fuck's sake, Johnny.
01:24:27We've found Johnny.
01:24:31I'm afraid it's not good news.
01:25:01I'm afraid it's not good news.
01:25:03I'll be able to transfer the funds immediately.
01:25:09I, um, read about what happened to you online.
01:25:13I'm so sorry for your loss.
01:25:27You've sent us the electronic copy of the exhumation license?
01:25:31Yes.
01:25:33Yeah, I've got it here.
01:25:35Perfect.
01:25:37Great, okay, so everything's okay?
01:25:38Yes, all fine.
01:25:39I'll have our sexton meet you at your mother's plot in about ten minutes or so.
01:25:44Yeah, that's fine.
01:25:45Good.
01:25:46Thanks.
01:25:47My pleasure.
01:25:47Yeah.
01:25:48Los Angeles.
01:25:49Bit of an upgrade, isn't it?
01:25:52Let's hope so.
01:25:54Bye.
01:25:54Good.
01:26:05Bye.
01:26:08Good.
01:26:17Bye.
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