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00:00Previously on DIY Dungeon, I'm converting the basement into the hottest sex dungeon in the
00:06Midwest. I've enlisted the help of my family, Steve, my stepdad, a general contractor, and my
00:12awesome mom, Bridget. Nice to meet you, Fanny. Today I'm really excited because we get to dive
00:16more into the BDSM area and we've really got to finish things up over there. It's not just a bench,
00:21but it actually has the fucking machine. This is perfect for solo content. You don't even need
00:26another person for this. Right? I really want to try this out. Three, two, one, orgasm.
00:37Hi, it's cousin Jessica. How are you? I am an absolute professional on everything that they're
00:44doing and they are going to need my help. I am actually a well-respected intimacy coordinator.
00:50I'm the key expert in this house. You can mix the water-based lube with the oil-based lube,
00:56No, you cannot. I'm starting to get the feeling that cousin Jessica doesn't know what she's talking
01:02about at all.
01:26What are you doing here?
01:28We were woke up by a text this morning from Fanny. She said we all need to have a meeting
01:32over here.
01:33I woke up with a text from Fantasia asking me to come over and have a chat. I was a
01:37little worried.
01:39That's weird.
01:40Fanny! Fanny!
01:42Fanny texted my mom?
01:47What's this meeting supposed to be about?
01:49Oh, hi everybody. I'm so excited to see you guys. I have some big news. I have excited news. I'm
01:58friends
01:58with Ricky Cornish from pride.com and he loves the idea of the dungeon. I mean like love, love, love
02:07it. He
02:07loves it so much that he wants to come here and do an interview. Fantasia invited the press to my
02:12house.
02:15I know all about pride.com.
02:18Honey, this is not the time for that.
02:20Fanny, we, he's coming here to do an interview. We don't have all the shit ready for this dungeon.
02:25We're still waiting on pictures. We've got like four pictures waiting to be printed. This isn't ready.
02:29Like it's not ready at all. It's not ready for anything, much less the press. The basement isn't
02:33even close to being ready for prime time and now she wants the press to be here? What is she
02:37thinking?
02:38What the are you thinking, Fanny? I pulled my celebrity streams here to get Ricky Cornish and
02:43pride.com here. Isn't that what he wants? Okay, calm down. It's almost done. If you want to make some
02:49of your investment bank, you need to start spreading the word. What does Joey get so worked up about?
02:54Doesn't he want the press to see his beautiful dungeon? I understand, Fanny, but if I show the press
03:00a half-finished dungeon, it's going to make it look worse. Because what it seems like to me is that
03:05you
03:05were the one that just wanted your name in the press. It seems fucking selfish.
03:08Joey's feeling a little ungrateful right now. I have been working down to the bone to get this
03:13dungeon ready. I can't believe his tone. Excuse me? This is the things that I get?
03:18I understand that you've been helping me, Fanny, but if we show the press a unfinished dungeon,
03:24everybody's going to look at it and say, oh, it's sloppy as fuck. It doesn't look good. It makes us
03:29both look bad. Ricky Cornish and pride.com are huge. Like, to have them show up and this not
03:35to be ready is my personal nightmare. Who the fuck plans an event at somebody else's house without
03:40asking them? Okay, you know what? Fuck this. I'm taking a day to myself. Woo! Good. Jesus.
03:47I know he's stressed about the dungeon, but I don't need this right now. It's going to be okay.
03:52What can we help you with today? There's something. I know we can help you get this done.
03:57There's... As an intimacy coordinator, I think that I would be the right person to talk with Fanny.
04:03I really don't need your input right now. I mean, if there's people coming this weekend,
04:07we don't have much other choice rather than to get to work. So... Let's do it.
04:12Let's go. Let's keep grinding. Let's get going.
04:17Oh, I'm so fucking mad. Oh, I can't believe that fucking shit. Oh,
04:24I am not in a fucking good mood.
04:27Can you fucking believe that? Like, we worked so hard to get to this point and he's just going to
04:32disrespect me like that? That's fucked up. We worked so hard to get to this fucking point
04:37and then he want to just embarrass me like that in front of everybody? I don't like that shit.
04:41Like, honestly, that shit is really fucking driving me fucking nuts.
04:50What do you think?
04:51Uh, we're... We're not really supposed to talk to you guys. I can get in trouble.
04:55Okay. Okay. Well, fuck you too then.
04:58Oh!
04:59I can't see you guys.
05:29I have to thank you for helping me put everything down here.
05:33I love this couch. It is very comfy.
05:35And that chair is even more comfy than this couch.
05:39Where did you get them?
05:40The couch I got on just like an online reseller marketplace.
05:43The chair was just an online purchase, some website.
05:46I think I might need that chair for my house.
05:48I think I need the same one.
05:49Well, with all the shipping delays, this one was supposed to be so late.
05:53So I ordered another one as a replacement.
05:56So you'll have one.
05:57Oh!
05:58So, I mean, until today, everything we've been focusing on has just been like sex and kink and dungeon.
06:05Right.
06:05So once we get a bar up, we can have some drinks down here.
06:09That would be nice.
06:10Right?
06:10You going to make me my first drink?
06:12I'll make you your first, well, your first drink down here.
06:13Well, my first drink down here. Come on, yeah.
06:16We all know better than that one.
06:18It'll be nice to have somewhere to like entertain people when they're over in town and stuff.
06:23Especially, even with like hookups, I have the door there so people don't have to come into my house.
06:28Right? Yeah, that's nice.
06:30Like, yeah, and then I can just kick them the fuck out and get the fuck out of here.
06:32Crete.
06:34I have to thank you.
06:35I always, as a kid, wanted to like design shit.
06:38Always.
06:38Being an architect.
06:39And then I did a tour of an architect office and was like absolutely fucking not.
06:42It's a lot of paperwork.
06:43Well, as a child, you were an absolute nightmare child.
06:49Well, not a child, a teenager, should I say, because.
06:52I was a really good kid.
06:53You were a great kid.
06:55My teen years.
06:55Yes.
06:56I just wanted to smoke.
06:58Yeah.
06:58Yeah.
06:59And you fucking smoked.
07:01Things were different back then.
07:03Things were different back then.
07:04I can't speak for everyone, but I don't think most porn stars have this much family support.
07:09So I don't want to take it for granted.
07:11Oh my gosh.
07:12Do you remember when you came out?
07:13I mean, yeah, I didn't really come out to you.
07:16Right.
07:17I had my sister tell you as like a fuck you spite.
07:20But you didn't care was the thing.
07:22I already knew you were gay.
07:23I had already talked to.
07:25Well, I think that was pretty obvious when we would go shopping and I would pick up a shirt
07:28and you'd look at me and say, are you sure you're not gay?
07:30I only did that once.
07:32And I tried to like.
07:32And it stuck with me forever.
07:34Sorry.
07:35My mom was always super supportive.
07:37I mean, she knew I was gay before I came out.
07:41She tried to coax it out of me, but I never let her have it, obviously.
07:45But yeah, the support and the love that she's shown has really had a big impact on my life.
07:50I knew you were gay, but I did not know that you were going to become a porn star.
07:55I mean, you knew I always joked about it.
07:57But when somebody says that, it's not something you take very seriously.
08:00Right?
08:01I never thought you were serious about it.
08:03And then.
08:04Until the day I asked you for a ride.
08:06Yes.
08:07Yes.
08:07I about had a heart attack.
08:09I had been telling you I was going to do it for years, though.
08:11Right.
08:12So I made sure.
08:13What did I do?
08:14You had to give me what?
08:15Oh, your location?
08:16Yes.
08:17I feel like you had my location before that, though.
08:18No, I never had it before that.
08:20You would not allow me to have it.
08:21Do you remember my second time I ever went out there and we were filming the outdoor scene in the
08:27desert and you called me losing your mind.
08:29You were like, where the fuck are you going?
08:30Why are you in the desert?
08:30Why are you in the middle of nowhere?
08:32Yes, I do.
08:33I'm like, why?
08:34You were there for a really long time.
08:37Well, yeah.
08:37Like, way too long for me.
08:38Well, it was 110 degrees outside.
08:40We were supposed to be filming a porn on a black leather Jeep with no rooftop.
08:44Second time I ever went out.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yeah.
08:48I remember.
08:48I remember being like, where in the hell are you?
08:51You need to answer your phone.
08:52You need to call me right now or I'm calling the police, giving them your coordinates.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Yeah.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Good thing you didn't do that.
08:59Having them show up there would not have been great.
09:01Oh, it wouldn't have been a good idea.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Would not have been great.
09:05Yep.
09:05It's never bothered me that he has done porn.
09:08It's, I'm okay with it.
09:11I'm okay with whatever makes any of my children happy.
09:15I'm so glad that you're back living in St. Louis now.
09:19You're close and I can keep an eye on you and I know where you're at.
09:22And now what?
09:23I'm just.
09:24Two houses down.
09:25You're very close.
09:26You know when I'm home because my lights are on.
09:28Your lights are always on.
09:29That doesn't matter.
09:30My lights are always on.
09:30It keeps you from breaking in.
09:31Okay.
09:32What am I supposed to do?
09:33I have less stress when he's in St. Louis and not traveling because I know where he's
09:41at.
09:41I know he's safe.
09:42I know we're just a couple of houses down.
09:45If he were to need anything, I brought you some mementos to put up.
09:50Goodness.
09:50What did you bring?
09:51Here as just a couple of pictures and that's 2024 at the Gavians.
09:56My mom comes to all of my award shows.
09:59Her doing that just really shows how much she supports me.
10:01I brought a couple of your awards that I have.
10:04Where did you find these?
10:06Oh, I have everything.
10:09I think it's when he started going to award shows that I was like, oh my goodness, this
10:14is not a side hustle anymore.
10:16This is a legitimate career path that he's going to take.
10:22Yeah, you're welcome.
10:24I know you have done a really good job on here and I know it's never going to feel totally
10:28done for you, but it looks amazing.
10:32And I think it's really nice that Ricky from pride.com wants to come and check the dungeon
10:37out.
10:37I think it's going to be great.
10:39It's going to be great.
10:40It's also going to be stressful.
10:42I think we can get it done.
10:43I think we can do it.
10:44I think it'd be some great publicity for you.
10:47And I mean, sure, it's nice that Ricky's going to come, but if I'm being honest, it
10:52kind of sounds like you're just trying to stick up for Fanny.
10:54The way that my mom's putting it, sounds like she's just kind of taking Fanny's side.
10:58Why would I try to stick up for Fanny?
11:00I just think that it's a great idea for him to come.
11:04We'll get in here and we will all get it done together.
11:07Well, listen, now it all, you better be correct.
11:10I am correct.
11:10Because we don't have very many other options.
11:12Yep.
11:13Ricky is a friend of yours.
11:14You don't really want to disappoint him, do you?
11:16No, that's why I would have waited an extra day to have him come.
11:20I think you need to go apologize to Fanny.
11:23My mom's right.
11:24The only way we're going to get this done and for this to be a success is if me and
11:28Fanny
11:28work together.
11:29I mean, she did fly all the way from Vegas.
11:32I have to go check and see if that couch ever came in today.
11:35If you want to go ahead and put these up for me.
11:37I can do that.
11:37On the mantle?
11:38Yep.
11:39Got you.
11:39Perfect.
11:40All right.
11:40All right.
11:41I love you.
11:42I'll see you in a little bit.
11:43I love you.
11:43I'll see you in a few.
11:44Bye.
11:45I'm really proud of everything that Joey has accomplished so far in life.
11:49Whether it's the porn, buying his first house, buying his first car at 18 on his own.
11:56I'm proud of all of our kids.
12:08Knock, knock.
12:10You don't know how knocking work?
12:12Like, what the fuck?
12:13Now, who the fuck knocks by saying knock, knock?
12:16Don't you actually knock?
12:17Baby, I'm here to help you.
12:19I really think I could help.
12:20I could have been sitting here fingering myself or having sex with Tyler.
12:24Okay.
12:24We're going to start with some breathing exercises, okay?
12:35Okay.
12:36Okay, girl.
12:36Not right now.
12:37Not right now.
12:38Say, I am the body.
12:40I am the body.
12:41Nothing's working.
12:44What's this?
12:45Girl, I had that in my ass last time.
13:01Girl, you don't know what a vibrator is?
13:05Well, yeah, I do.
13:06I just wanted to make you laugh.
13:09I don't care what type of line it is.
13:10It works.
13:14Oh, shit.
13:15Hold on.
13:15Oh, oh.
13:16A Tammy notification.
13:17Oh, shit.
13:18Oh, let me see.
13:19I've never seen any dating apps.
13:21I'm always scared to make them.
13:22For real, girl?
13:23Well, I got some great tips for folks filling out a dating app for the first time.
13:28Cousin Jessica is okay.
13:30Uh, I think she might need some help.
13:32Really?
13:32I'm so excited.
13:33Tell me.
13:34I think Cousin Jessica could use some tips on how to have a hot dating profile.
13:39Okay, so listen.
13:40Tip number one.
13:41Whether you're looking for a kinky hookup or a relationship,
13:43you have to tell them exactly what you're looking for.
13:46Put it in the first sentence, and even if you don't know what you want, just say it.
13:51It's better than being vague or not writing anything at all.
13:54Second, your photos should be a mix of selfies and you out in the world.
13:58Because trust me, people like knowing that they're talking to a real person
14:01with a life outside of dating and hookup.
14:03And that leads us into tip number three.
14:05Don't write a novel.
14:07Just write some fun fights about yourself.
14:08It's a great way to not overshare.
14:10The last thing you need is some pictures.
14:13Some real good pictures, okay?
14:15So let's pray this, okay?
14:17You ready?
14:17Yes.
14:18All right, bitch.
14:19Let's do it.
14:19I think Cousin Jessica needs some female attention on how to get a hot photo.
14:24All right.
14:25Pose.
14:27Uh-uh-uh.
14:27Flip the hair bite.
14:28Flip the hair bite.
14:29There we go.
14:30Okay.
14:31Now let's see you poke those lips out.
14:33Yeah.
14:35Okay, you got it.
14:37All right, girl.
14:38I live for that.
14:40Yes.
14:42Okay.
14:43Lean back just a little bit.
14:45Okay.
14:46Yes.
14:47Pert those titties up.
14:48Pert those titties up.
14:49Oh, shit.
14:50There we go.
14:51Eh.
14:52Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.
14:53I'm kind of liking Cousin Jessica.
14:55She's really a nice person.
14:57I think that Cousin Jessica just needed a friend.
14:59I must tell you, helping a sister out, it made me feel so much better.
15:04Ugh, I was so fucking upset earlier.
15:06And I know that I overreacted, but Joey means so much to me.
15:11And honestly, doing this project with him, ugh, it really is special to me.
15:15And to just be in this environment with his family and his dad and his mom, and we're all just
15:20getting along,
15:21it makes me feel so good.
15:22So I don't like us to argue.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Joey has been great to me.
15:26He invited me into his home.
15:28I got to meet the family.
15:30I was just trying to help.
15:31And I know I have more to offer than just some kink knowledge.
15:34Because that's not all I have to offer.
15:37I'm gonna go get Joey.
15:39Joey!
15:42That bitch is crazy.
15:43But, child, anyways.
15:46Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:50Damn.
15:53Oh.
15:54Look at that ass.
15:59You guys are soulmates.
16:03This bitch is crazy.
16:05I am not Joey's soulmate.
16:07Two bottoms don't make a top.
16:09Okay.
16:10I don't know about soulmates, but Joey, you are my friend, and I do not like fighting.
16:14Same.
16:15I mean, it's...
16:16I just talked to my mom downstairs, and, you know, we kind of discussed our argument.
16:20And I was definitely a little harsh on you.
16:22I mean, we need Ricky to come for the interview.
16:26We needed to be in the press.
16:27I just thought that it was a little early.
16:29Look, I know Joey's stressed, and I'm stressed too.
16:32But I think our friendship is gonna prevail here.
16:37But there is still a lot of work to do.
16:39You know, I feel really bad about how I talked to Fantasia.
16:42I understand that she had good intentions, and being in the press is good, especially
16:45when it's with Ricky Cornish and Pride.com.
16:48But I was just scared we weren't gonna be ready yet.
16:50Soulmates.
16:51Oh my god, let's go.
17:11Oh, wow.
17:13It's starting to look good down here.
17:15Right?
17:16With Pride.com on the way, we have to get to the finishing touches.
17:20This was also sent to us from ExtremeRestraints.com, and I know you know way more about it than
17:26I do, so can you teach me a few tricks?
17:28Okay, baby.
17:28Hold on.
17:28I got you.
17:29I got you.
17:30Listen, after a long day at work, you would definitely be able to lay in this chair and
17:35feel so good.
17:35I love how it's so soothing.
17:37So soft.
17:38You're never leaving with a bruise after fucking on that.
17:40Absolutely not.
17:41Soft is my ass, you know?
17:43Cousin Jessica, did you learn anything new today, baby?
17:46I did.
17:47Can I borrow something?
17:48Ha, girl, you can keep them out.
17:51I don't want them back after you use them.
17:52Freaking sweet.
18:04You know, to be honest, I've always respected Fantasia, and I'm really excited that she's
18:09here for Joey.
18:10She probably knows a little more than Cousin Jessica, but just a little.
18:14So, even though we had our issue, we got a lot done today.
18:17Ha, instead of putting all these toys up on the shelf, you mind if I try one of these
18:22on you?
18:23I mean, I'm douche.
18:44Oh, I just can't.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48Oh, my God.
18:51Oh, my God.
18:51Oh, my God.
18:51Oh, my God.
18:52Oh, my God.
18:53Next time on DIY Dungeon.
18:56I am so excited for today.
18:58I am so excited for Ricky to get here.
19:00We've got the press coming, and this has got to be done on time.
19:04Finish the parts that I didn't get very good.
19:06You're so nasty.
19:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Dungeon.
19:11Oh, my goodness.
19:14Oh, my goodness.
19:14Oh, my goodness.
19:25Oh, daddy.
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