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00:09:01Ok.
00:09:02Et puis on peut-être rentrer, ok?
00:09:03Ok.
00:09:04Donc, c'est parti.
00:09:04Et, euh...
00:09:05Sound.
00:09:07Camera.
00:09:08Babe, c'est parti.
00:09:09Et...
00:09:10Action!
00:09:12Your evil plans are finished, Dragoon.
00:09:15Thanks to Battle Babe.
00:09:17Battle Babe and Combat Girl.
00:09:22How do you like that, BattleBiatch?
00:09:24You are so...
00:09:26Fuck!
00:09:27Oh, oh!
00:09:27Eight years of this shit, I am going to fucking mop this floor up with you!
00:09:32Oh, oh, you're gonna try!
00:09:33Girls, girls, please, please, please, not again.
00:09:35Oh, you know what?
00:09:35Fuck it, bitch!
00:09:36You already had this scene, didn't you?
00:09:37You know what?
00:09:38Take it, bitch!
00:09:40You know what?
00:09:52These are boobs, bitch!
00:09:55This is so going on YouTube.
00:09:57Oh, that is good.
00:09:59We are done.
00:09:59We'll just use a stock shot and wrap this turkey.
00:10:02You rat, bitch, whore!
00:10:05Nobody gets a fucking shit about this thing than me anyway.
00:10:08I turned down Titanic 2 for this thing?
00:10:11Yeah!
00:10:12We're done, we're done.
00:10:13Stop shooting.
00:10:15I could have done Orange is the New Black, Green is the New Purple.
00:10:18I don't know any of those colored shows instead of Fanny Slapper for you.
00:10:21Right!
00:10:24Stop!
00:10:27Oh, yeah, I know you like that.
00:10:29I know you do!
00:10:31I don't want to do them like this.
00:10:36You don't like that.
00:10:38You know, we started out and the girls, you know, they were fine.
00:10:41They were good.
00:10:41They were just happy to, you know, not have to, like, see another stripper pole the rest of their lives.
00:10:45So everything was good, you know.
00:10:46We were getting paid money and kids, you know, we like kids and stuff.
00:10:49They were amateur, they're learning, but I helped them.
00:10:52I enhanced them as best I could.
00:10:53My mere presence would do that, of course.
00:10:55And then they started getting fan letters, and that was fine, you know, they were enjoying their success.
00:11:00And then one day one of them got one more email than the other one got.
00:11:06And after that it was pretty much, you know, shit city.
00:11:10You know, being professional and being a great star of stage and screenplay.
00:11:15Yeah, yeah, bring it this way, come on.
00:11:17I beg your pardon?
00:11:18Come on.
00:11:20Please.
00:11:21I mean, really.
00:11:23Who was I?
00:11:24These chicks, they just hated each other.
00:11:26And, you know, just when you thought they'd stopped hating each other, then they'd hate somebody else on the crew
00:11:30until they started hating each other again.
00:11:32And crew members, there was this killing.
00:11:34I don't think either of them were involved in it, but I couldn't really swear to that either.
00:11:37And after this, what am I doing next?
00:11:39I want to do something entirely different.
00:11:40Anime, pornographic anime, like monsters having sex with women.
00:11:44If you're going to do animation, you might want to consider having like one or two live action characters, real
00:11:51characters with the animation.
00:11:55Hey, combat cut, you know this is it. They're not renewing us.
00:11:59I'm really going to miss you, battle bitch.
00:12:02After working so closely with you together all these years, I'm surprised I never caught any of your STDs.
00:12:10You know something else you might miss? The show's residuals.
00:12:14Because yesterday, when I was fucking the producer, I had him change your contract.
00:12:20Well, I guess I really did catch something from you then, because last night, when I was blowing him...
00:12:27Have you checked your contract recently?
00:12:43Turn the thing into an animated series. Then we can fire both girls.
00:12:47Then we get some interns from one of the computer graphics colleges to animate the thing for free.
00:12:52Then we don't have to deal with these divas. We don't even have to use their voices. We just reuse
00:12:59the footage and animate it.
00:13:02Beautiful.
00:13:04Uh, gotta go.
00:13:06Oh, ladies. What seems to be the problem?
00:13:09What's the problem?
00:13:12Uh, just, uh, don't touch me. I will sue you both. Not the face. Not the face.
00:13:20You fucking rat. You changed our contracts.
00:13:23The only thing you produce is money for yourself.
00:13:26You're gonna be in that.
00:13:31Uh, 9-1-1 Siri.
00:13:35Not the pussy.
00:13:37Got him.
00:13:38No, I don't think this is gonna be in it.
00:13:40I'm gonna be in it.
00:13:44Ugh!
00:13:45Ugh!
00:13:45Ugh!
00:13:46Ugh!
00:13:54Ugh!
00:13:54Ugh!
00:13:54Yeah, it's a piece.
00:13:55My square is in, bitch!
00:13:56Ah!
00:13:56Your fault!
00:13:57My fault!
00:13:58It's really the...
00:14:00And what?
00:14:01Is she crazy?
00:14:02And...
00:14:05Go.
00:14:06Go, go, go, go.
00:14:08How was I supposed to know he had a silent alarm?
00:14:11I'm going back to hating you now.
00:14:13Uh, I never stopped hating you.
00:14:17That's my thermal shield!
00:14:19Hey.
00:14:22What are you doing?
00:14:24I'm working on the equation.
00:14:26Do you understand what this all is?
00:14:28We'll answer everything.
00:14:30It's a gel cell.
00:14:32So much more.
00:14:33So much more.
00:14:34Oh my god.
00:14:35I can't believe we're in here with her.
00:14:36What is this?
00:14:37We're in crazy land here.
00:14:39Because you are a bitch.
00:14:42My name is Joel Blofield.
00:14:46I'm an agent in Hollywood.
00:14:50In 1994 I won a Holly Award.
00:14:54For top agenting.
00:14:59Hurts.
00:15:00Bad.
00:15:01As you can see,
00:15:03I've been beat up pretty bad.
00:15:06These women are, I'd say, dangerous and crazy and angry.
00:15:13They're angry women.
00:15:14They don't like men and they've got something against agents.
00:15:20They could have been something.
00:15:22They could have been a star.
00:15:23I could have made them huge.
00:15:24I've done that.
00:15:25I don't know if you remember.
00:15:27I don't know if you remember.
00:15:27Marie Finkelman.
00:15:28Who was in a soap opera.
00:15:32For a couple weeks.
00:15:33And I booked that.
00:15:35It was launched her career.
00:15:36So if you're watching this.
00:15:39If you can send money to Joel Blofield.
00:15:45I'll give you 10% of anything that it leads to.
00:15:49I gotta change my catheter.
00:15:51Oh.
00:15:52I can't.
00:15:53Can someone.
00:15:56Wait.
00:15:57I got it.
00:15:57I got it.
00:15:58I got it.
00:16:01I got it.
00:16:02We'll be alright.
00:16:03Let me just.
00:16:05I'll be right back.
00:16:06Just kidding.
00:16:28That's my battle box.
00:16:31Don't forget your battle shield battle babe.
00:16:34I would have kept it but it's worthless.
00:16:36Just like both of you.
00:16:39Mark my words.
00:16:40One day I will make you pay for this.
00:16:44I don't think so.
00:16:54Where's your boyfriend?
00:16:56You mean Ralph.
00:16:57The auteur film director.
00:16:59He is such a loser.
00:17:01And I totally dumped him.
00:17:04Okay.
00:17:05Maybe he dumped me.
00:17:07Well how's your love life?
00:17:09He was cheating.
00:17:10So I gave him a beating.
00:17:12Hmm.
00:17:13Well at least we're still friends.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:15Like back in the first two episodes of the show.
00:17:18The show?
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:19You think it's gonna go on forever.
00:17:21And look.
00:17:25What?
00:17:26At nothing.
00:17:28No paparazzi.
00:17:29No TMZ.
00:17:30Nobody even gives a shit about us.
00:17:33We made a multi-million dollar franchise
00:17:35and Ellie just threw us on the street like we're garbage.
00:17:38Fuck show business.
00:17:40Yeah.
00:17:41Let's go back to my apartment and get shit based.
00:17:43Yeah.
00:18:11Nice Christmas decorations.
00:18:14Thanks.
00:18:17It's July.
00:18:18Don't you think I should take them down?
00:18:21Just to put them back up again?
00:18:24Fuck that shit.
00:18:26I don't think I can audition again.
00:18:29You know what?
00:18:33What?
00:18:34Right now?
00:18:36I think I can do anything.
00:18:56You are my BFF.
00:19:00No.
00:19:00You are my BFF.
00:19:03No.
00:19:05You are my BFF.
00:19:08No.
00:19:10No.
00:19:10You beat.
00:19:12Best friends for life.
00:19:13Some definitely do us hurt.
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00:38:57Ils ont mis à la haute des bâtiments.
00:38:57Ils ont mis à la haute des scientifiques.
00:39:00Ils ont mis à la haute des bâtiments.
00:39:04Les bonnes choses,
00:39:05tous les libérales ont été mis à la haute.
00:39:07Nous ne pouvons pas regarder plus de films.
00:39:09Ils sont tous en français.
00:39:11Et je ne sais pas lire les sous-titles.
00:39:13Parce que, euh...
00:39:15Je suis un peu de 9e grade.
00:39:17Vous savez...
00:39:18Je voudrais que la Académie pour vous donner cette piece de shit award.
00:39:22Oh, il y a eu,
00:39:23vous a trouvé un grand gars pour vos besoins.
00:39:25Elles ont tous les stinés tous les jours.
00:39:39Oui, c'est tout.
00:39:42Non, c'est tout.
00:39:49What do we do,
00:39:50Buy her a pair of shoes or shoot at her.
00:39:52I can't afford shoes for those deadly feet.
00:39:55These broads, I tell ya, first they want the right to vote,
00:40:00then they want equal pay.
00:40:02Next thing you know, they grow giant and they step on ya.
00:40:05Their demands never end.
00:40:07It just never ends, Bert.
00:40:09A guy just can't get ahead.
00:40:10We're just toys to be used and thrown away.
00:40:13Get a hold of yourself, Chet.
00:40:15You've gone loco, man.
00:40:16You've gone loco.
00:40:18I'm sorry.
00:40:19You cool?
00:40:20I was having flashbacks of watching Glitter when I was a kid.
00:40:24Mariah Carey was so... her feet were so sexy and her boots...
00:40:30Forget about Glitter.
00:40:31We don't need to relive that nightmare.
00:40:34Hey, snuggle buns, why not just give up?
00:40:38Yeah, we won't hurt you.
00:40:40Just like you women have done to me my whole life.
00:40:43For God's sake, Chet, give it a rest.
00:41:00I don't know why we're messing with this frontal assault.
00:41:03I always penetrate from the rear.
00:41:31Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
00:41:38I'm very lucky that Meryl Streep wasn't eligible for this year's award.
00:41:42Yeah, Peter, come over here and suck on these kids!
00:41:45Oh, Peter!
00:41:46Yes!
00:41:49Oh, Peter!
00:41:50Yeah, he's not.
00:41:52I've got this.
00:41:58Yeah?
00:41:59Yeah?
00:42:00Oh!
00:42:01Mr. Gates shatter.
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00:47:15And when I went to the VA
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00:51:26No. no, Frida wait.
00:51:28We can work it out.
00:51:30C'mon, Frida, it's me.
00:51:31Don't we work well together?
00:51:33We're friends. We have good memories.
00:51:36Put me down.
00:51:37Please, put me down.
00:51:38We can bring the show back.
00:51:40I'll make you a big star.
00:51:41Come on Frida, it's me.
00:51:44Jol, je n'ai pas une grande store.
00:51:47Les photos ont été plus petit.
00:51:50Oh, put me down.
00:51:52Frida, c'est moi.
00:51:55Frida, ne me dis.
00:51:58Look, spit, ne me dis.
00:52:00Yes, spit, ne me dis.
00:52:02Spit, ne me dis.
00:52:03Oh, no.
00:52:07Jol, je ne me dis.
00:52:30Oh, my God.
00:52:32Look at the size of these losers.
00:52:34Hey, you!
00:52:37You can't rip on Billy Idol that way.
00:52:39He's my hero.
00:53:04Oh, Deidre, a lot of evil men got trampled on today.
00:53:08And a few good ones, too.
00:53:09We're like real superheroes now.
00:53:11I know!
00:53:12Fight evil and shit.
00:53:13Yeah!
00:53:16Ew!
00:53:17Finish weirdos!
00:53:19Wherever there's some creepy dude stepping on a little guy, we'll be there.
00:53:23Wherever there's evil in the world, we'll be there!
00:53:27Wherever...
00:53:29What is that beeping sound?
00:53:30What beeping sound?
00:53:33I don't hear anything.
00:53:34No, it sounds like a cell phone.
00:53:37Huh.
00:53:43Why are there cell phones going off in your stomach?
00:53:45Wow, how...
00:53:46How did that get there?
00:53:48You're not eating people, are you?
00:53:50No!
00:53:51What makes you think that?
00:53:53How many people have you eaten?
00:53:54How can you accuse me of such a thing?
00:53:58Okay, fine.
00:53:59I was hungry for Mexican, so I ate a Mexican.
00:54:04Mariachi band and a cop and a couple other people.
00:54:07I had the munchies from the weed.
00:54:09There are tons of cell phones and pagers and radios going off in your tummy.
00:54:14Are you going to get all self-righteous on me and whine and bitch all day?
00:54:18I am sorry.
00:54:19It won't happen again.
00:54:21Are you happy?
00:54:22Are you happy?
00:54:38Oh, sure.
00:54:40You said you were vegan.
00:54:42For eight seasons, I have been putting up with your self-righteous crap.
00:54:47You're seen stealing.
00:54:49Rambi!
00:54:49Rambi!
00:54:50Rambi!
00:54:50Rambi!
00:54:51Rambi!
00:54:51That is it!
00:54:52Rambi!
00:54:53Rambi!
00:54:53Oh, yeah.
00:54:53Rambi!
00:54:54Oh, oh, you're stuck!
00:54:56Oh, oh!
00:54:59Oh!
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:01Oh!
00:55:02Oh!
00:55:02Oh!
00:55:03Oh!
00:55:03Oh!
00:55:03Oh!
00:55:08Oh!
00:55:09I killed you!
00:55:09Stop messing on my hair!
00:55:11Come on, I'm filming!
00:55:13Oh!
00:55:13Oh!
00:55:14I'm freaking talking!
00:55:16I'm gonna have to die, but I'm a term.
00:55:19I'm not a tramp, but more I can't.
00:55:21I'm just a easy comeback.
00:55:23You know what I can about it.
00:55:25You're telling me, sidekick, you're kicking your butt.
00:55:30What a great comeback.
00:55:33You know all about comeback.
00:55:35You never saved one, whore.
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