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Docteur Globule (Dr Zitbag's Transylvania Pet Shop) est une série télévisée d'animation franco-britannique en 65 épisodes de 25 minutes créée par Tony Barnes et diffusée entre le 20 juin 1994 et le 21 août 1997 sur ITV, et à partir du 4 septembre 1996 sur TF1 dans Salut les Toons[1] puis dans TF! Jeunesse à partir du 3 septembre 1997, et rediffusée sur Télétoon.
Savant fou, il possède une animalerie et un laboratoire à l'intérieur de son château. Il y invente toute sorte de choses (monstres, machines, gadgets, etc.) dans le but de s'enrichir. Il parvient rarement (non, plutôt jamais) à ses fins, subissant d'inlassables échecs, et ce, malgré les préventions du clairvoyant Horrifido.
Savant fou, il possède une animalerie et un laboratoire à l'intérieur de son château. Il y invente toute sorte de choses (monstres, machines, gadgets, etc.) dans le but de s'enrichir. Il parvient rarement (non, plutôt jamais) à ses fins, subissant d'inlassables échecs, et ce, malgré les préventions du clairvoyant Horrifido.
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01:06So here we are in Transylvania, the land where you can change your appearance in a fraction of a second and which
01:13will particularly enchant thrill-seekers.
01:15Hey, hello! Oh, how beautiful the moon is in the dark night!
01:20Say, would you mind going to recite your poems somewhere else? I'm filming a TV show.
01:25Oh, sorry, goodbye.
01:31Wonderful country, where the long-haired and bearded never stop crying and the bald smile.
01:37Shut up!
01:38Cut, we'll do it again.
01:41Ah, Transylvania, the ideal place for a peaceful holiday amidst werewolves and other creatures of
01:49at night.
01:49Ah, who's the one with the mouth!
01:52Sorry, old man, but you already had one foot in the grave anyway.
01:56Ladies and gentlemen, I am the fabulous Doctor Globule.
01:58I make monsters, like this little creature I'm going to show you.
02:02The slurp!
02:04The camera's against me, you idiot!
02:13Welcome to New York, to the International Amateur Documentary Festival,
02:16Sponsored by Tout à l'égout perfumes and Robert Baffon publishing.
02:20I have here with me this year's grand winner,
02:23who made an extraordinary short film about Transylvania,
02:28Karl Borissoff!
02:31THANKS !
02:35THANKS !
02:37Transylvania!
02:38No, no, no...
02:42No, no...
02:52Doc, are you sure your new experiment isn't dangerous?
02:56Of course I'm sure!
03:02Well, almost. After that, open your eyes wide, my loyal cannon.
03:13You are about to discover the most insane invention of all time
03:16Little children will love it
03:19This is a crony of extraterrestrial creatures.
03:22The twisted space ninjas
03:27Ouch!
03:29Hey, hey memus
03:31My name is Van Gogh and my favorite dish
03:33This is the top of your salad dressings with a drizzle of frappasse coulis
03:37Hey, hey guys, my name is Dali
03:40I have a weakness for chocolate-covered pig's feet
03:43Hey, hey everyone!
03:46My name is Picasso and I particularly love cranberry stripes
03:50Good day Earthling, I am normal
03:54Unlike my companions, I do not have a painter's name
03:57My name is Luc and I am a gastronome, a gourmet, I am a great lover of foie gras and
04:02of caviar
04:02Okay, okay, we're not going to spend the whole day
04:05You are here to help me get rich off the backs of little children
04:08You're going to make a bunch of silly movies and then we'll sell loads of products with your image on them.
04:12Sorry, but I don't understand anything you're saying at all.
04:15A French cause on the trail of her
04:17Okay, you are my creatures
04:20You, I owe you respect and obedience always
04:23You, tense space ninja
04:25You, become a superhero
04:26You, making films and recording records
04:29And the children were very, very happy and gave lots of money to Doctor Globule.
04:33Buy t-shirts, gadgets and video games
04:36Basically, this means that thanks to you, the boss is going to make tons of money.
04:42Absolutely, well said
04:42In fact, there is only one thing that interests me in life
04:46Make money
04:47Oh, that's crazy!
04:48I like the doulic-coutier of the pieces in the evening at the bottom of the drawer
04:51I am willing to give you 1% of the profits
04:54If you think we're going to make clones just for you, you're wrong, Coco
04:57Yes, I completely agree with him.
04:59We have better things to do than become superheroes
05:01What do you mean, being a superhero is a really good job?
05:04We prefer to sow disorder and chaos
05:06Okay, one, two, let's go!
05:08Three, four
05:14Life isn't simple, so we start again.
05:16We create creatures
05:18And immediately, she stabs you in the back
05:28Sir, Your Majesty, the Mayor
05:30It's an honor, what am I saying
05:32And it is a privilege to serve under the command of someone like you.
05:37Please accept your immense dress for the police ball
05:41Your wild boar is invited too
05:42He's not a stupid wild boar, he's my husband
05:46Oh, darn it, my apologies.
05:48I am confused, oh majesty, Lord Highness
05:52Look, sobbing, as punishment, I'll withhold a month's salary from you.
05:56And maybe two
05:58What time does the plane arrive?
05:59Oh, that's a question for the head, I can answer it, Your Highness
06:03It should land any second now.
06:05I made sure that our two distinguished guests wouldn't be bothered by the finger
06:09Excellent
06:10I think it would be best if my wife went and rested.
06:13She's got her head in the sand
06:16How shall I celebrate it, Your Grace?
06:18And one, and two, and one, and two, and three, and four
06:44Hey, you over there, who are you?
06:46And why this gratuitous act of vandalism, which is prohibited by law?
06:50Great, volatile
06:55But it's despicable, but why do they have to amuse you by terrorizing a citizen?
07:01Uh, because we're twisted
07:03Yeah, we're the twisted space ninjas
07:05Four pathetic idiots whose sole preoccupation is telling stupid jokes
07:23Hey, what's-his-name, they're all crazy here
07:25That doesn't surprise me at all, Weebert
07:27The only country where you find evolved people is here in America.
07:31Why do you think the whole world is trying to imitate us?
07:35Did you see how stupid they are in Transylvania?
07:38Do they put musical instruments on their heads to protect themselves from the sun?
07:42Yeah, come on, Wilbur, let's find a taxi
07:44I can't wait to see this castle
07:46We're going to have a good laugh, hey, hey
07:50Taxi!
08:03I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling.
08:07I wouldn't be surprised if the twisted space ninja terrorists attacked the population
08:11Yeah, and you'll have to pay for the damages?
08:14That's precisely what worries me.
08:17I think I worried for nothing.
08:19They decided to come back
08:23Hey, hey
08:25Hey
08:26Hey
08:28Horifido, is it Mardi Gras today?
08:31I don't think so, no, why?
08:45Our names are Wilbur and Marsha Schisberger, and we are American tourists.
08:50My deepest condolences, now go away.
08:53Hey, wait a minute, you savage, look at these photos
08:56Is this Dr. Global's castle?
08:58Yes or no?
09:00Yes, well, I mean, yes
09:03Perfect, we watched television in America
09:06Yeah, and we decided to spend our vacation here, look
09:10We even have our suitcases, heh heh, and lots of dollars
09:14Oh, dollars, you say?
09:16We might still have one room left
09:19It's expensive, it's peak season right now
09:22And all the hotels are full.
09:24No problem, we have a lot of money
09:27No, we are Americans
09:28Heh heh heh
09:31Oh, Mr. Zipac, please don't forget our suitcases!
09:41Ah, by the great funnel, they're completely mad, stark raving mad
09:45Why so much hate, Doc?
09:47These two Americans are loaded.
09:49Ah, it's up to you, isn't it?
09:50Ha ha ha, their suitcase
09:51Ha ha, oh, I would have gladly helped you, but my back hurts a bit, you know, Hachet
09:55High effervescence is forbidden; they cut anything.
09:58No, it's...
10:03Hey, what's he going on about now?
10:04These suitcases are light, there's no need to make a fuss about it.
10:09I am bringing Mr. and Mrs. Schisberger's luggage
10:15Ah!
10:18Come in, come in, this is the best room in all the castles
10:21You will be comfortable
10:23Emperor Napoleon slept in this bed
10:25It's a real pigsty, I refuse to let you live here
10:28Let's go see the next room, shall we, Bert?
10:36Ah, that's much better.
10:38I think we're going to settle here
10:41Let's try the bed
10:46Dibolé, you can't sleep there, that's my bed and my bedroom
10:50Say what?
10:51Are you familiar with the American proverb that says the customer is king?
10:56I don't think so, I should
10:58And are you familiar with the American proverb that says money can buy anything?
11:03Yes, I know it, but it's a Transylvanian proverb, I think.
11:06Perfect, the discussion is closed.
11:09Bring us our dinner, we're so hungry we could almost eat something else
11:13Just a hamburger?
11:15You're only thinking about money, my friend; if dinner isn't good, it's solely because of the money.
11:26What? Is that all there is?
11:28Me and what's-his-name have an ogre's appetite.
11:31That's true, there's all that grease to maintain
11:38Give it to me at the rifido
11:39I need to feed these two gastronomic funnels.
11:43Okay, you're making a serious mistake.
11:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is our house specialty.
11:48Reserved for honored guests
11:50Okay, I'll let you enjoy it.
11:52Enjoy your food
11:57I'm sorry, my daughter, but I had no choice but to sacrifice the meals you had prepared.
12:01for you and to take away
12:02That's the harsh reality of business; the customer is king.
12:05Yes, bad luck, it was your meal that you gave them.
12:09The customer is king
12:10Oh no!
12:12These Americans are going to drive me crazy
12:14All we have left is a small can of dog food.
12:17I'm perfectly willing to share with you, if you're interested.
12:23You are here in the torture chamber that was used in the Middle Ages
12:27Of course, we don't use it anymore these days, but everything is in impeccable condition.
12:32Hey, we absolutely have to film all these machines to show them to all our friends!
12:38Good idea, that way you can bring a new culture to your country.
12:41But you shouldn't use it
12:43Show us how this device works
12:48You are in one of the
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13:27It was excellent, doctor, but there was no ability.
13:32There's a tape in the camcorder. You can start again.
13:43He keeps ringing that nice little bell, but what does he want now?
13:50Ah, your timing is perfect, your TV isn't working properly. You should put the antenna outside.
13:59Oh, the image isn't what it used to be.
14:13Ah, you have a keen sense of spice. We were just about to ask you to bring it. It goes well with hot
14:19dog. Can you taste it?
14:21But of course, if that's all it takes to make you happy.
14:44I hope you filmed everything, Wilbur. It's not as good as the old America yet.
14:53What was it? A Transylvanian folk dance?
14:57No, no. You just saw a man at the end of his rope.
15:01Out with the net! I don't want to see you here anymore.
15:04Come on, get out of this castle immediately or I'll unleash all my monsters on you.
15:08Hey, Globule, calm down. We want to buy out the lease on this castle.
15:12Your price will be mine. I'm listening.
15:26I agree to sell you the lease.
15:28We will therefore sign the papers immediately and then you give me the money.
15:42We need some servants. Are you interested?
15:46Domestics?
15:49I'm not saying no, old man, but it will cost you a very, very high price.
15:52Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go count my money.
16:25I don't know if you're like me, guys, but I'm starting to get really bored in this
16:29province.
16:30You're right, Coco. It's incredibly deadly here. Transylvania gives me the creeps.
16:35Yeah, it's just a bunch of losers in this country. I really want to emigrate.
16:40My friends, we need to stay calm. We are going through an identity crisis.
16:43We absolutely must question ourselves. Let's go and meditate for a few hours.
16:56Are you meeting up, Wilbur? This is our first time going shark fishing.
17:01I find it totally exciting.
17:03Yes, actually, I almost forgot. It will cost you a small extra fee.
17:07Go ahead, film. I'm starting the line.
17:14Oh, I think I can safely say that a shark has bitten at home.
17:19I know another one who bit at home.
17:30Oh, that's fine. The fishing is good.
17:33I would even say that she is excellent, since you are exactly who I was looking for.
17:37You little shit. I wanted to give you the good news. I'm getting the castle back.
17:42Huh? But why is that?
17:44Not because you're the creator of these four degenerate thugs who are terrorizing everyone
17:49our fellow citizens.
17:49They call themselves the twisted space ninjas.
17:52To repay all the damage they caused, you will have to resell the lease on the castle.
17:57I'm afraid you'll arrive too late.
17:59What are you trying to tell me? That you've already resold the lease on the castle?
18:03to one another?
18:04Yes, they're the cheeseburgers, the owners, now.
18:08Look at this. They paid me in cash.
18:11Oh, I had so hoped to set up my police station there,
18:15And so, once again, my dearest dream is to melt like a house of cards.
18:19Nine, yes, against money, you can't... fight.
18:23Show me his tickets.
18:27But this money is fake! You were paid in counterfeit currency!
18:31Stop talking nonsense if this money is genuine!
18:34I think you would have been better off looking at that money more closely.
18:36Since when has there been a portrait of a clown on a $100 bill?
18:40A clown?
18:41Eh ?
18:42Not the big funnel?
18:44What a disaster! I was completely taken in like a novice!
18:47No offense intended, but you're just a complete idiot, Globule!
18:50It won't happen like that!
18:52If we want to get rid of the burger chairs in the castle, we'll have to join forces!
18:55This solution saddens me greatly, but there is no other choice!
19:08Tell me, Globule, don't you think the ghost thing is a bit far-fetched somewhere?
19:14Burger chairs are just big kids!
19:16They are easily impressed!
19:17Don't forget to...
19:21Let's go!
19:25It is a great honor for Transylvania to host two American television superstars!
19:30And we wish you all the best!
19:32Oh, thank you! You're very kind, Mr. Mayor! We love your award!
19:36You are too kind, Mrs. Schlesberger!
19:39Could I have an autograph later, if you don't mind?
19:42Of course not! Our next show will be a huge hit!
19:45I managed to film some absolutely hilarious gags!
19:48Oh, that's great! What's the name of your show again?
19:51Masha and Wilbur Schlesberger's hidden camera!
19:55We arrive at a place, we choose a victim, we trick them, and we film it!
20:21My dear fellow citizens, it was just a little joke, or a prank, if you prefer!
20:30Let me tell you, your joke wasn't very funny!
20:32I have something that will make you all laugh! Look!
20:53And wait, there's more!
20:55We bought back the lease on his castle with counterfeit money!
21:01But be happy! It's customary for no one to speak on our show empty-handed!
21:06As a token of our gratitude, please accept, Mr. Globius, this modest gift!
21:11Your car is waiting for you, Mr. and Mrs. Schlesberger!
21:13You'd better go, otherwise you risk missing your flight!
21:17Hey, Mr. Mayor, do you know the story of the madman who said no?
21:21Oh no!
21:22I got you good, didn't I? Shake my hand!
21:27Hey! Just a minute, if that didn't get you! We need to cancel the contract!
21:32You don't know what you signed it with? A pen full of friendly uncles!
21:37Proof!
21:45Indeed, my signature has disappeared!
21:47Ah, but... but then that means that...
21:50But search, the lease is mine! It still belongs to me!
21:56And one minute! According to Transylvanian law, you are required to reimburse the damage caused by your cursed creatures.
22:03!
22:03I'm willing to forgive and forget if you sell me back your lease!
22:07You can still run!
22:09Give it to me! Give it to me!
22:11Give it to me!
22:12Nine!
22:13Give it to me!
22:14It's mine!
22:15It's mine!
22:16It's mine!
22:17It's mine!
22:18It's mine!
22:19It's mine!
22:20Oh, they're really bad, that's for sure!
22:22Yeah, you can say that again!
22:24We'd be a huge hit on TV!
22:26Absolutely !
22:27Hey, cameraman, wouldn't you mind showing us some fun?
22:29We're not getting any help, are we!
22:31Your close-up of our comrade is very nice, but completely unnecessary!
22:34We'd need another cameraman!
22:42I feed your flying fish, with my super flights in the wind!
22:46I'll fix your robots, your ghosts will all be beautiful!
22:50I have squirrels and amnesty, your Martians, I perform wonders!
22:53I'll make your dinosaurs intelligent, and your rhinos to the bottom of the state!
23:07Subtitling by Radio-Canada
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