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The Horrific Evil Monsters (2021)
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00:00:29I'll see you next time.
00:00:30It's time for the Lamb of God to open and summon us four.
00:00:40I am war. I have heard your call.
00:00:45And the world will know us again.
00:00:53Rise, war, and prepare for battle.
00:01:00For I am conquest.
00:01:31Rise, war, and prepare for battle.
00:01:39Rise, war, and prepare for battle.
00:01:56Rise, war, and prepare for battle.
00:01:59I am beyond the aura of violence.
00:02:13Rise, war, and prepare for battle.
00:02:20Rise, war, and prepare for battle.
00:02:53CHOIR SINGS
00:03:23CHOIR SINGS
00:03:33CHOIR SINGS
00:03:39CHOIR SINGS
00:04:02This is it Sam. This is the place he was talking about.
00:04:05I know we always have to go to these places to write about your stupid books.
00:04:28Did you really think that the power was still running?
00:04:31Look, I'm gonna go to the car and grab the air mattress.
00:04:34Are you sure you want to go to the car? I mean, maybe I kind of like a dark in
00:04:38here.
00:04:45I just can't believe we're here. You know, they never found him.
00:04:49What?
00:04:49Well, they found his face.
00:04:51Face? They found his face.
00:04:54Uh, what about the rest of them?
00:04:56Don't worry, Romero. He's not here. No one's here. It's just you and me alone.
00:05:07Ten seconds. I'll be back. I promise.
00:05:32No one's here.
00:05:56You know, I bet you bring all the girls you like to these creepy death houses, don't you?
00:06:00You caught me there. Okay, so there's one thing that I've been dying to ask you since we got here.
00:06:06So are you the hot twin or did I like...
00:06:09Oh!
00:06:21Spread property!
00:06:37Move!
00:06:41Fuck! Fire!
00:06:50Cannon, get the chains.
00:06:53Stanley Warner.
00:06:56Bet you haven't heard that in a while, have you?
00:06:58Pleasure to meet you, finally.
00:07:00You've been on the most wanted list for quite some time.
00:07:03I'm really glad it was us that brought you in.
00:07:07We have big plans for you.
00:07:10I'll give you a few minutes with them, William. I know that you've waited a lifetime for this.
00:07:14You're very heavily sedated, so, well, you should be okay.
00:07:20I've spent half my life chasing after you.
00:07:25You've gotten the best years of my life.
00:07:29Every night, every night, a new nightmare.
00:07:33And they want to keep you alive.
00:07:37We both know you're going to risk it.
00:07:39And we both know you're going to risk it.
00:07:42Evil doesn't die.
00:07:44And it sure as hell can't be contained.
00:07:48But this time, I'm ready.
00:07:52I am sure not every murder in Metzburg was done by that guy.
00:07:56Tell that to him.
00:07:57He almost lost his life to Gore twice.
00:08:02And you want to take Gore back with us?
00:08:04Yes.
00:08:04Yes, I do.
00:08:06Well, what about him?
00:08:08Think of it as a game of cat and mouse.
00:08:11And this time, the mouse won.
00:08:16No real need to worry, old man.
00:08:18He's in good hands.
00:08:22You okay, sir?
00:08:24Yeah, just a problem with the night lately.
00:08:28So, who's next?
00:08:31This man.
00:08:49Welcome back.
00:08:50Alice Creed here.
00:08:52And I'd like to take a minute and introduce you to a good friend and confidant, Weenie Sweeney.
00:08:56She's a world-renowned author, chef, and international food guru.
00:09:00And she's here today to talk to you about her new set of revolutionary kitchen knives.
00:09:06Now, I know what you're thinking.
00:09:07Alex, you fought zombies, aliens, and bad guys of all kind as Devon Danger.
00:09:13What are you doing with Weenie Sweeney talking about kitchen knives?
00:09:17Well, let me tell you.
00:09:19When I heard she was in town, I said to myself,
00:09:22my fans have got to hear about her five-time patented stainless steel kitchen set.
00:09:28Now, Weenie, what are you going to make for us today?
00:09:30Today, we're going to make half-moon squash raviolis.
00:09:37And we're going to start with my personal favorite, the destroyer.
00:09:45Now, Alex, did you know that this knife can cut through any bone like butter?
00:09:55Oh, no, I didn't know that, Weenie.
00:10:01So, we're going to start by rolling out our full moons like this.
00:10:11Well, all right.
00:10:14Okay, folks, looks like we're making lunar eclipse ravioli.
00:10:18No, Alex, lunar means full moon.
00:10:23And I don't see any werewolves around here, do you?
00:10:29No, no, no, no, I don't.
00:10:30So, today, we're just going to fold them into half-moons like this.
00:10:39Okay, sorry.
00:10:41All right, and it's filled with wonderful butternut squash.
00:10:43Yes, what we did was we split the squash, and then we put in just a little bit of salt
00:10:53and pepper.
00:10:56Like, in the words of Devon Danger, what was that again?
00:11:04Well, I don't know, Weenie.
00:11:05Exactly what line are you referring to?
00:11:08It's blasting time!
00:11:14I think you mean blasting time.
00:11:16The line is, it's blasting time.
00:11:18Oh, okay, close enough.
00:11:20You know, it's that film where you were fighting the alien space frogs.
00:11:29Zombies.
00:11:29It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's atomic space zombies.
00:11:34Okay, whatever you say.
00:11:37Now, we're going to take our squash and put it into the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.
00:11:46And, when we're finished, voila, little lunar delights.
00:11:54Well, okay, fans, you know what that means.
00:11:56That means, it's blasting time!
00:12:02Cut!
00:12:11Really? You again?
00:12:13Yes, me again.
00:12:15And I really wish you and your friend would reconsider my offer.
00:12:17My friend.
00:12:18Why don't you go talk to him yourself?
00:12:21Look, Mr. Creed, we're running out of time.
00:12:23Sir, you definitely need to take a look at this.
00:12:28Is this confirmed?
00:12:30Yes, sir.
00:12:31The subject was destroyed.
00:12:34It's time to take a look around and ask yourself what you're doing with your life.
00:12:40Okay, like this.
00:12:42Okay.
00:12:44You change your mind.
00:12:45You know where to find us.
00:12:55Yeah, I got to go, all right?
00:12:56See ya.
00:12:59Yeah!
00:13:01Baby!
00:13:02Good job today!
00:13:04Oh, yeah?
00:13:05Oh, killing it.
00:13:06What were the numbers?
00:13:09Well, you know, I don't seem to have the accurate.
00:13:13Kurt, what were the numbers?
00:13:18Look.
00:13:19Alex.
00:13:20Yeah?
00:13:21Truth be told, nobody, nobody is looking for Alex Creed, selling kitchen knives on the food chain.
00:13:34I'm all right.
00:13:36It's only a little bit.
00:13:38Oh, God.
00:13:44All right.
00:13:47You know we need to get you back in the game.
00:13:51You're one of the highest paid actors out there.
00:13:55Commercials trying to sell kitchen products.
00:13:57It's not the right route for us to take.
00:14:00See, see?
00:14:01You look up there.
00:14:02See that shining?
00:14:03That's you!
00:14:05Alex, stop!
00:14:07Kate, you're not a salesman.
00:14:10You'll get him again tomorrow.
00:14:14Don't you'll ask me.
00:14:18Hey, Winnie.
00:14:19I just wanted to come and...
00:14:21I want you to have this.
00:14:24It's the new Destroyer 2.0.
00:14:28Not even in production yet.
00:14:31And it's ten times stronger than the original.
00:14:36I want you to have it.
00:14:38And it even comes with its own holster.
00:14:42You never know when it's gonna be.
00:14:46Slicing time!
00:14:52Gee, thanks.
00:14:58I'm all right.
00:15:00All right, Alex.
00:15:05What do you want on a life?
00:15:15What do you want on a life?
00:15:25Anna, I'm Mick.
00:15:28What the hell is going on here?
00:15:31Well, why don't I tell you what I do?
00:15:34I work for an agency that deals with incidents.
00:15:38Why is that guy wearing a mask?
00:15:39Well, because you're contagious.
00:15:42Then where's yours?
00:15:43Well, I don't need one.
00:15:45I thought I was contagious.
00:15:46Not to me.
00:15:48By the way, I was really impressed with how you handled yourself back there.
00:15:51Yeah, well, that thing just came at me.
00:15:55Like, I was getting ready to close and you just busted in here and bit me.
00:15:57I don't even know.
00:15:58Anna, I've reviewed your file.
00:16:01Runaway at 13.
00:16:04Shoplifting in Juvie by 14.
00:16:06I mean, fighting Grand Theft Auto.
00:16:11Mercedes S650.
00:16:12Excellent choice, by the way.
00:16:14You were good.
00:16:15Very good, actually.
00:16:17But then you got out.
00:16:19You changed.
00:16:21Well, at least that's what they told me.
00:16:24But I knew you could prove them wrong.
00:16:26Wait, what?
00:16:29Who are you?
00:16:31You see, we're working on this serum.
00:16:34It brings the dead back to life.
00:16:36But the problem is that the results have been unstable when administered to the already dead.
00:16:45So you see, we needed to test it on the living.
00:16:48We just needed to find the right subject.
00:16:52Subject?
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:55Someone strong, a fighter, a survivor.
00:16:59Someone who could really handle themselves.
00:17:03And someone who doesn't have any ties.
00:17:07You don't have any family, do you, Anna?
00:17:09No one's going to come looking for you.
00:17:12You see, Anna.
00:17:14You're going to die.
00:17:16Okay, look, I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:17:18Anna, calm down.
00:17:19Within a few hours, you're going to be what he was.
00:17:23Well, not exactly.
00:17:25You're going to be something better.
00:17:27Something stronger.
00:17:28Sharper.
00:17:29Anna, you're going to be unstoppable.
00:17:33Wait.
00:17:34What are you saying?
00:17:37I don't know.
00:17:39I'm going to die.
00:17:43Think of it more as a rebirth.
00:17:46A metamorphosis.
00:17:49You see, we really need you, Anna.
00:17:52There's a war coming.
00:17:54And we are going to need you.
00:18:07Go fish.
00:18:09Oh, hello.
00:18:16How you doing?
00:18:25Who the hell are you?
00:18:27Name's Alex Creed.
00:18:29This is my, uh, my sidekick.
00:18:33Sidekick?
00:18:33I would say more of an equally qualified confidant, wouldn't you?
00:18:39Whatever, man.
00:18:41My name is Obi.
00:18:45And how exactly in the hell do you spell that?
00:18:48O-B-J-I?
00:18:51The J site.
00:18:53What?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54Yes, it is.
00:18:56No, I'm pretty sure it sounds like there's another letter in there.
00:19:00No.
00:19:01There is definitely another letter in there.
00:19:05Humans.
00:19:07Okay.
00:19:08Look, Mr. O-B-J-I.
00:19:12How about if we just show it at the open?
00:19:14Is that cool?
00:19:18Yo, man.
00:19:20Oh, sorry.
00:19:23I used to be a police detective out in Metzburg.
00:19:29I think the reason that I've been brought into this mix
00:19:33is that I used to hunt a serial killer
00:19:36that our friend out there wants.
00:19:42A detective, huh?
00:19:43You know, I used to be in the military,
00:19:45Army Corps, two years,
00:19:47before I became an actor.
00:19:49Yeah, he, uh,
00:19:50he likes to read
00:19:52a lot.
00:19:56Sorry to wait.
00:19:57Something came up.
00:19:59Hey, uh,
00:20:01you okay, dude?
00:20:02Yes, Mr. Pareto.
00:20:03I'm fine.
00:20:04But I assume that you're wondering
00:20:06why you're here.
00:20:08Yeah?
00:20:09I think I can safely speak for everybody
00:20:11when I say,
00:20:11what the hell are we doing here?
00:20:13Well, each of you
00:20:14has unique abilities.
00:20:16And I'm putting together
00:20:18a team of
00:20:20extraordinary individuals
00:20:22to fight a
00:20:23war
00:20:23that's coming soon.
00:20:26A war?
00:20:28What type of war?
00:20:30Dude,
00:20:31I'm just an ex-action hero.
00:20:32I'm an actor.
00:20:34I mean, hell,
00:20:34I didn't even do my own stunts.
00:20:36What kind of apostle y'all?
00:20:37We'll come back to that
00:20:38in a second,
00:20:39if you agree.
00:20:41Have any of you
00:20:42heard of
00:20:43the apocalypse?
00:20:44What?
00:20:45From the Bible?
00:20:46Right.
00:20:49Hmm.
00:20:50On my world,
00:20:52the apocalypse
00:20:52is brought on
00:20:53by the four riders,
00:20:54the supreme beings.
00:20:56They take shape
00:20:58of whatever world
00:20:59they are trying
00:21:01to consume.
00:21:02Now, normally,
00:21:03the riders show
00:21:04only when the world
00:21:05is in need
00:21:06or is dying.
00:21:07But
00:21:07some have said
00:21:09that the riders show
00:21:10when the gates of chaos
00:21:12open
00:21:12and those planets' beings
00:21:14are deemed
00:21:15unworthy
00:21:16to live their lives.
00:21:18They are
00:21:19coming.
00:21:24Oh, man.
00:21:25This is bullshit.
00:21:26Man, let's go.
00:21:27This guy here,
00:21:29I mean,
00:21:29this is crazy.
00:21:31He wants the three of us,
00:21:33a washed-up action hero,
00:21:35a silent J-OB,
00:21:36and, um,
00:21:38no disrespect,
00:21:38but this old dude
00:21:39to take on
00:21:40four superhuman gods
00:21:43who are coming
00:21:44to square the world.
00:21:47I mean,
00:21:48we all gonna die.
00:21:49See?
00:21:50I told you
00:21:51the J-OB was silent.
00:21:52Look,
00:21:52if any of you
00:21:53don't want to stay,
00:21:54I'll understand.
00:21:55But time
00:21:56is running short.
00:21:58They will be here soon.
00:22:00What if we don't
00:22:01believe this?
00:22:03Well,
00:22:04you better start believing
00:22:06because they are
00:22:08coming.
00:22:10You'll excuse me.
00:22:12You know,
00:22:12this is crazy.
00:22:14And just to confirm,
00:22:16we are removing the J.
00:22:22Oh, shit.
00:22:23You scared me.
00:22:26Where are you back?
00:22:27I've been looking for you
00:22:27for like an hour.
00:22:29I'm sorry.
00:22:30The boss
00:22:31is working me to death.
00:22:32Oh, I suppose
00:22:33that's supposed to be funny.
00:22:34Look,
00:22:35we really need your help.
00:22:36You know I can't
00:22:37get involved.
00:22:39Yeah,
00:22:40he's coming.
00:22:40He's gonna destroy
00:22:41everything and everyone
00:22:42in his wake.
00:22:43You need to understand
00:22:44that life and death
00:22:45happen.
00:22:46It's nature's cycle.
00:22:47After death,
00:22:48there's rebirth.
00:22:49There are billions
00:22:50of souls on this planet.
00:22:52Who are they
00:22:53to decide who
00:22:53can still live and die?
00:22:54They are the gods.
00:22:58Gods?
00:22:59They don't get to tell you
00:23:00to reap the souls
00:23:01of the living.
00:23:02You, of all people,
00:23:04should know
00:23:05how it works.
00:23:06Look,
00:23:07I remember
00:23:08when you came for me.
00:23:09And I didn't want
00:23:10this any more
00:23:11than you did.
00:23:12But I'm not you.
00:23:14I'm different.
00:23:14You are different
00:23:15because you witnessed
00:23:16the Chespierus
00:23:17of powers.
00:23:18You are the first
00:23:19of your kind
00:23:20and no one knows
00:23:21the limits
00:23:22of those powers.
00:23:24Powers?
00:23:25Does this look
00:23:26like power to you?
00:23:27everything I eat
00:23:29tastes like ash.
00:23:31I can't touch
00:23:32another person.
00:23:33I can't die.
00:23:35This is a curse.
00:23:37It's not power.
00:23:39You were given
00:23:41your powers
00:23:41for a reason.
00:23:43Look,
00:23:44we need you.
00:23:46Don't you remember
00:23:47when you used
00:23:47the question?
00:23:48I no longer
00:23:49remember those days.
00:23:51I only know
00:23:52of my duty.
00:23:54There is a list.
00:23:55A list
00:23:56we follow.
00:23:58One day,
00:23:59my time too
00:24:00will arrive.
00:24:01Why can't I breathe?
00:24:02I told you
00:24:03that would happen.
00:24:04Your body
00:24:05doesn't need to
00:24:06anymore.
00:24:07Stop fighting it.
00:24:08You need to
00:24:09understand your fate.
00:24:11It's coming for you.
00:24:13The sooner you accept it,
00:24:14the sooner you can
00:24:15assume your rightful duties.
00:24:17What about the voices?
00:24:19The voices I hear.
00:24:21You hear the voices.
00:24:22The voices
00:24:23are trapped souls
00:24:25around us.
00:24:26You must find
00:24:27a way to ignore them.
00:24:29They are the souls
00:24:30of those who died
00:24:32suddenly.
00:24:33Those that haven't
00:24:34finished their business
00:24:35on this earth.
00:24:37Never
00:24:38answer those calls.
00:25:08That's the esca
00:25:10of those who died.
00:25:19Hey, what do you think you're doing?
00:25:22Yeah, you, tough guy with a knife.
00:25:26Let's go.
00:25:27Let's go.
00:25:31Stop.
00:25:32I am Marcos.
00:25:34God, deity.
00:25:36Spirit, I am divine.
00:25:39I am war.
00:25:44Freeze.
00:25:46Put your hands out and drop the weapon.
00:25:48I have a 310 in progress.
00:25:50I need backup.
00:25:52I said freeze.
00:25:53I'll find something to stop.
00:25:55He's coming right for me.
00:25:57I said freeze, damn it.
00:26:03I am family.
00:26:08I am sickness.
00:26:11I'm strong, deity.
00:26:12He's so sad I hear me too bad.
00:26:21He's so sad I hear me too bad.
00:26:58Oh no.
00:26:59Wait here.
00:27:01Wait.
00:27:08What? The man said wait.
00:27:40We both knew it was going to come to this.
00:27:44I should have ended this years ago.
00:27:48You can put the gun down, will you?
00:27:51Trust me.
00:27:52Trust you?
00:27:54Look at this thing. You said it could be controlled, and it can't be.
00:27:59Just go with Dr. Steiger.
00:28:28No!
00:28:34It worked!
00:28:37You broke my favorite sunglasses.
00:28:40The serum, Nick, it worked!
00:28:42Serum? What serum? Would somebody let me in on this?
00:28:45You're not the only one with secrets, Mr. Sanders.
00:28:49Stanley?
00:28:50The axe.
00:28:55You've learned how to control it?
00:28:59No, Detective.
00:29:02We've weaponized him.
00:29:08Stanley?
00:29:09The door.
00:29:30Come along, William.
00:29:32You're part of the program now.
00:29:47You know, our friend here?
00:29:52Quite resilient.
00:29:55We're not sure why.
00:29:58But we did know that if we could slow him down,
00:30:04we could control him.
00:30:06It's not what you said before.
00:30:07You said weaponized.
00:30:09Control is the ultimate weapon, Ovi.
00:30:11Sandy, we have a gift for you.
00:30:13It's not the highest tech, but it should suit your purposes perfectly.
00:30:37We're also going to need you to be using this.
00:30:47Seems like we can leave a good doctor to a work now.
00:30:50What about him?
00:30:52I think he's going to be okay.
00:30:53And her?
00:30:54Oh, she's definitely going to be okay.
00:30:57All right.
00:31:12There will be a price to pay once the gods realize what we have started.
00:31:22Brother Fanny, there fell a great star from above, burning like a torch.
00:31:32And it fell upon this city.
00:31:37In the name of the Star Wars, the Apocalypse.
00:31:43And many men, women, and children will die.
00:31:54Who are you, Marcos?
00:31:58The horseman that brings a war.
00:32:03You are the mere death of this, but not the decider of fate.
00:32:12While all of us are necessary, it is I that holds the key to the Apocalypse.
00:32:24All your strength, and yet you cannot speak.
00:32:32Hear me, for I will only say this but once.
00:32:39If one falters, we will fail.
00:32:43Alone, our power is strong.
00:32:50However, our power together will stop.
00:33:14Welcome to the team.
00:33:23I, um...
00:33:24Oh, relax, Alex.
00:33:25She's restrained.
00:33:32All right.
00:33:33This is it.
00:33:34This is what I've gathered you together for.
00:33:36I was hoping that we would have one more, but it doesn't look like he's going to make it.
00:33:39Okay, wait a minute.
00:33:41Who exactly are we supposed to defeat?
00:33:43That's an excellent question, Mr. Creed.
00:33:46Oh, yeah.
00:33:47I think we all have a right to know what we're up against here.
00:33:50Well, it's the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
00:33:53So you were serious before?
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:56The Four Horsemen?
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:57As in gods?
00:33:59You want us to fight gods?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Look, if I didn't think that we had a chance to beat them, I wouldn't be asking this of you.
00:34:05You got me.
00:34:07But walk in a psychopedia.
00:34:08Oh, books are knowledge.
00:34:10The Unknown Soldier.
00:34:12This scary Hannibal-looking chick.
00:34:16Oh, shit.
00:34:18And that other big scary motherfucker who's probably going to kill us all.
00:34:22We're the only chance we have.
00:34:28I guess it's a great day to die.
00:34:37Cora?
00:34:42Cora, it's Father David.
00:34:48I just wanted to check on you.
00:34:52About...
00:34:53Earlier.
00:34:55I know what happened.
00:34:58I know what you've been through.
00:35:00We can talk about it.
00:35:05It will get better, Cora.
00:35:08Life gets better.
00:35:13But this isn't the way.
00:35:16It's unpardonable.
00:35:19We belong to the Holy, and we cannot end our lives unless he wishes so.
00:35:27You're spirited soul will not be reaped, but damned to eternity to replay over and over again on this plane.
00:35:38Cora, please.
00:35:41There is only one decider of your fate.
00:35:52There is only one decider of your fate.
00:36:11I'm dead.
00:36:12So, uh...
00:36:13What's your story, kid?
00:36:15I'm dead.
00:36:21oh i see well i'm an ex-action star who uh does infomercials on the cooking channel
00:36:30i see he couldn't put together a better team could he a better team i didn't want to be this
00:36:38whatever this is technically undead simple bloodthirsty undead why do they get for the
00:36:50meds i assumed it was to protect my makeup from smearing okay i'm gonna go find old room
00:36:59um good talk
00:37:09yeah you know anna i do understand what you're going through do you because i don't see your
00:37:17fucking flesh rotting up your arms let me tell you a story i didn't always have this job i had
00:37:24i had a life i had a girlfriend till i died what happened to you
00:37:32i don't know
00:37:37but whatever happened changed me it turned me into something that couldn't die
00:37:46um my throat is dried can i have some water
00:38:03you see what are you anna you have power you just have to learn how to harness it
00:38:13and i can teach you
00:38:20okay now that's just great now let's just add cannibal to our roster of misfit heroes
00:38:33what is this sorcery it's a cat toy cat toy what is this contraption does it matter marcos
00:38:47just a primitive human object we have a job to do
00:38:52why do you fear
00:39:13what is this
00:39:16that's teddy
00:39:18daddy
00:39:20daddy
00:39:20daddy
00:39:22what is this daddy
00:39:27he's my best best friend
00:39:31her best friend
00:39:35so you have a best friend
00:39:39i don't know
00:39:46you know someone you like someone that's there wouldn't mean them
00:39:54yes
00:39:56starvation
00:39:58malnutrition
00:40:01epidemic
00:40:02you
00:40:05you
00:40:05do you
00:40:06me
00:40:08duck
00:40:10finish these murders
00:40:11no
00:40:15huh
00:40:19we've got to keep moving
00:40:23trying to put it to my demise
00:40:26We're a small beast!
00:40:42Alex, a little hug.
00:40:43Now there's some badass of you right there!
00:40:50Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Victor Nat.
00:40:52I am the weapon specialist in this facility.
00:40:55I have just one rule.
00:40:57Do not put holes in my wall.
00:40:59That should really come with a warning label.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03Alright, that's enough practice.
00:41:05We've got ourselves a Code Green.
00:41:10I missed that one. What's a Code Green?
00:41:12I think you made some food is ready.
00:41:14Thank God, I'm starving.
00:41:16A Code Green is not lunch.
00:41:20Obi, you don't have to raise your hand.
00:41:21When do we get to eat? Is that before the mission?
00:41:24We can eat when we get back.
00:41:27Yes, Obi.
00:41:28But you picked us up, you said we could eat as soon as we got here,
00:41:31and I'm in the mood for the wings of a chicken?
00:41:34Chicken wings.
00:41:35Chicken wings!
00:41:35Chicken wings sounds good right now.
00:41:37A Code Green is an emergency. We need to go now.
00:41:42Sir, perhaps a last meal is in order.
00:41:44We'll do that.
00:41:45I'm not getting into trouble for that.
00:41:47The four horsemen of the apocalypse are descending upon us now.
00:41:52This is what you came together for.
00:41:54This is the whole...
00:41:56Victor, get the van!
00:41:58Yes, sir.
00:41:58Van?
00:41:59Right?
00:42:00Oh, my man, Victor!
00:42:02Okay, after that, let me guess.
00:42:05You got some cool super hero type weapons automatic all over the place type stuff, right?
00:42:10I mean like 100 miles an hour, right?
00:42:12I knew.
00:42:13We have a 1983 GMC event.
00:42:16What you talking about, Victor?
00:42:18The finance department didn't want to provide funds.
00:42:21They're not exactly expecting us to come back.
00:42:23I had to bring my personal vehicle.
00:42:27Mmm...
00:42:27Yay, van?
00:42:29Let's go.
00:42:30He does have low miles, so if we survive, we could use it again.
00:42:39An 80s van, huh?
00:42:41Couldn't even get a cool car.
00:42:48There is everyone.
00:42:50Whatever they are, they're all naked?
00:42:53I don't think they're naked.
00:42:55They're here.
00:42:57Were here.
00:42:58Are here.
00:43:00They knew we were coming.
00:43:13Salibri, why are you here?
00:43:17I'm here for her.
00:43:22She is the deliverance of fate.
00:43:26You do not wish to challenge fate, or you do not yet know yours.
00:43:51He who seeks me shall find me, and shall find their fate.
00:43:58It's not what they had expected.
00:44:05Child, I shall give you what you need.
00:44:12Be free, Steve.
00:44:19Is this the hybrid they speak of?
00:44:24More like half-free.
00:44:28You are nothing.
00:44:31Your powers are nothing.
00:44:35You cannot stop the events from taking place.
00:44:40We are the horsemen, destruction of all.
00:44:44And we will reap your soulless body as an homage to our testament.
00:44:52The consequences of breaking the Alliance is death.
00:44:56He is death.
00:44:59No.
00:45:00No.
00:45:01No.
00:45:02Go away.
00:45:03He wasn't supposed to listen to the voices.
00:45:05I told you to never listen to the voices.
00:45:10This is not the time nor the place.
00:45:13The end is near, but it shall not take place here.
00:45:18We shall return when the moon is high and the time for reaping is full.
00:45:30You have seen the fulfillment of your powers.
00:45:36You were never the reaper of souls, but the savior of lost ones.
00:46:10The End
00:46:48I'm sorry, Doctor. I'll be out of here in a moment.
00:46:51No, I'm sorry to disturb you.
00:46:54Who are you?
00:46:55Just a concerned citizen.
00:46:57A concerned citizen?
00:46:59Well, a concerned citizen from a higher power.
00:47:03Where's the doc?
00:47:04She stepped out. Why don't you have a seat?
00:47:08So what did happen to you, anyway?
00:47:11I heard you had a miraculous cure.
00:47:13Stage three, wasn't it?
00:47:15Is there anything I can help you with?
00:47:18I found him.
00:47:20Him?
00:47:22Yeah, what was it the papers called him?
00:47:24Gore?
00:47:26Why are you telling me this?
00:47:28I think you know exactly why I'm telling you it, Mr. Sanders.
00:47:31We want you to help us find him.
00:47:33What if I refuse?
00:47:35You won't.
00:47:37You see, seeking out individuals who have unique abilities, and he seems like someone we would be very...
00:47:44We?
00:47:46Yes.
00:47:47I represent a group.
00:47:48A group of individuals who have unique abilities.
00:47:51And an unstoppable killer seems to fit into that perfectly.
00:47:55There's also a spot in there for an old man by day and a monster by night.
00:48:28We want you to be protected.
00:48:29I'm starting this operation down.
00:48:31Oh, great. Another gig I get fired from.
00:48:34And I wasn't even being paid for this one.
00:48:37What about?
00:48:38They're no longer your concern.
00:48:39Well, I didn't finish my question. I could have been asking anything.
00:48:43Wait a minute. They weren't our concern in the first place. Yet here we are.
00:48:47And who the hell are you anyway?
00:48:49I'm the container's plan.
00:48:51This was Mick's team, his baby.
00:48:54He put everything he had into the project.
00:48:57To all of you, Mick was wrong.
00:49:02Alright, hold up. Mick believed in us.
00:49:05Now, I don't know who you are in this unknown.
00:49:07But whoever you are, you just can't walk in here and just shut us down.
00:49:11Mick did believe in you.
00:49:16He was wrong about how to defeat them.
00:49:20It's over. We don't need them.
00:49:22We do need them.
00:49:24I remember a long time ago.
00:49:27Someone telling me that I was the brightest in the business.
00:49:31That I would go places.
00:49:33Or don't you remember that life?
00:49:39Uh, excuse me.
00:49:41We're still here.
00:49:44Mick thought that by defeating Conquest, he could rid the world of destruction.
00:49:51But that is not it.
00:49:54They feed off each other.
00:50:00No offense.
00:50:04What we will need is a diversion.
00:50:07Something to separate them.
00:50:09Without each other, they are powerless.
00:50:16Tonight, we'll ruin the end.
00:50:18We must prepare.
00:50:20Tonight, masterful harvest.
00:50:23Tonight, we need all of us.
00:50:27They will meet at the Tomb of Silas for their ritual to bring upon the Apocalypse.
00:50:36Hmm. Then, I guess we better get going.
00:50:44The Tomb of Silas.
00:50:48I led the way.
00:50:50I enter first.
00:50:54Why must it always be I to remind you, Marcos?
00:50:59You are war.
00:51:02The instigator of anarchy and chaos.
00:51:05You are brute strength.
00:51:06But a leader, you are not.
00:51:10Step aside.
00:51:11Who are you, O'K?
00:51:15You await the completion of our work.
00:51:19And then you mount your white horse of conquest.
00:51:23A mere pawn of the gods.
00:51:27Taking credit for the destruction we create.
00:51:33Must I remind you that the sword of war is the instrument of your death.
00:51:42To imprison you back to your resting place.
00:51:51Talk, talk, talk.
00:51:53You talk too much.
00:51:54The Apocalypse will never come.
00:51:58I have a scroll.
00:52:00I have a scroll.
00:52:02I have a scroll.
00:52:12A reaper is not the only trouble.
00:52:15Where did you get that?
00:52:17We have our secrets as well.
00:52:20Once every 4,000 years, the Harvest Moon aligns with arrows and arrows for a napole.
00:52:28Allowing mortars to travel as the reapers have for centuries.
00:52:34But I can't promise your return.
00:52:39Well, another team of freak shows.
00:52:44Let's go.
00:52:52Where the hell are we?
00:52:55We don't have much time.
00:52:57They are close.
00:52:59We need to protect the opening.
00:53:01If it closes, we cannot get out.
00:53:06Two of you need to stay out here just in case.
00:53:10Not it!
00:53:12Would you rather go in and spend some more quality time with our horsemen?
00:53:17I do not see them sitting down for a game of Uno.
00:53:24We got this.
00:53:25It is blasting time.
00:53:29Aw man, come on, that's my life.
00:53:32You just can't...
00:53:34What the...
00:53:35Aw, shit.
00:53:37We got this.
00:53:39Don't worry about it.
00:53:41We got this company.
00:53:44Um...
00:53:44Brain check.
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50Go get yourself help now, boys.
00:54:01Alex?
00:54:03Make my day!
00:54:06Pew!
00:54:07Pew!
00:54:09I mean, seriously.
00:54:11Oh.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13You had me at hello!
00:54:16Oh my god.
00:54:17Good heavens.
00:54:18That's not right.
00:54:21You...
00:54:21Go with her.
00:54:23Oh my god.
00:54:23You had me at hello!
00:54:23Fine conquest.
00:54:25She will be the leader of the horsemen.
00:54:29I need to get to death.
00:54:36Say hello to my tiny friend!
00:54:40Okay.
00:54:41First of all, it's little.
00:54:44It's my little...
00:54:45Hey guys!
00:54:46Hold up!
00:54:47I changed my mind!
00:54:48I wanna come with you!
00:54:49Little friend.
00:54:52Alex!
00:54:53Buddy System!
00:55:09Am I too late?
00:55:12Just in time.
00:55:14You better suit up.
00:55:40You...
00:55:45I am...
00:55:47Man...
00:55:50Man...
00:55:50I'm mortal. You are mortal.
00:55:54What are you, demon child?
00:55:58You possess something, not human.
00:56:01Why do you fight for these weak mortals?
00:56:05What can life bring you that we cannot?
00:56:08I no longer have it.
00:56:15I believe, as you say.
00:56:19Uno!
00:56:20Oh, you sumbitch.
00:56:22All right, Silent J.
00:56:24Draw two.
00:56:25Boom!
00:56:26Boom!
00:56:28Boom!
00:56:49All right, I can't do this anymore. Come on, we're going in.
00:56:52It hasn't been 15 minutes.
00:56:56It's a long 15 minutes. Come on.
00:57:00You two need to stay out here.
00:57:04But I'm Alex Green. I'm going to do what I want.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:23Conquest, huh?
00:57:26Welcome to anger management.
00:57:28I'm your new counselor.
00:57:33I should have kept my ass outside.
00:57:40No!
00:57:53Now that is Uno.
00:57:59Thank you. Thank you. God, I can be of assistance, but oh
00:58:07My word
00:58:30There has been an alliance for centuries a code that we followed I
00:58:40Warn you
00:58:42You knew the consequences of breaking the Alliance
00:58:54All beings have their time the mortals the ill mortals
00:59:00Your time has come the Alliance shall remain
00:59:09Death takes many shapes and a new death will rise
00:59:14But for now
00:59:36It is time for you to leave
00:59:40Go back to your world
00:59:42You have done a service to ours
00:59:46A debt that can never be repaid
01:00:01Whoa, who the hell is that?
01:00:04Is that William?
01:00:08William, come here, boy
01:00:10Come here, boy. Come here, William
01:00:12Come here
01:00:16Oh
01:00:16Oh
01:00:19Wait, wait, stop
01:00:20Stop
01:00:22What are you?
01:00:23Oh
01:00:24You don't have to have a stain stick, would you?
01:00:26No, I don't. Come on
01:00:27This isn't gonna come out, Alex
01:00:37Is there anyone else?
01:00:40No, just us
01:00:42Hannibal died again, deader
01:00:46The third
01:00:47Gorge just kinda
01:00:48Took off and Mr. Personality just disappeared
01:00:51Hmm
01:00:52The serum lasts less than an hour
01:00:55Oh, and the horseman?
01:00:58Problem solved
01:01:03The van is still to sit here
01:01:06Again with the van, man
01:01:09Well, it does have good gas mileage
01:01:13I
01:01:14I
01:01:14I
01:01:15I
01:01:15I
01:01:15I don't think I need to remind you of the importance of keeping this to yourself
01:01:21I
01:01:22You know
01:01:24I
01:01:24I think we got off on the wrong foot
01:01:25Let's start again
01:01:27I'm Alex
01:01:28That's Obi
01:01:29So instead of calling you Miss Unknown
01:01:32What's your real name?
01:01:34You know
01:01:35I
01:01:36I think I like Miss Unknown
01:01:38Yeah
01:01:39And
01:01:40I think it's time
01:01:42You hear some real shit
01:01:46More shit
01:01:47Mr. Greed
01:01:48This way
01:01:50Great
01:01:50Maybe this time I'll get up to 40 on the freeway
01:01:53Hey Alex
01:01:54Chicken wings?
01:02:04Mr. Greed
01:02:07Here's something we need to see
01:02:34Mr. Greed
01:02:35You sure it's okay?
01:02:36Oh my god, he's dead
01:02:37I've been up here like a bunch of times
01:02:39He's totally fine
01:02:39Mr. Greed
01:02:51Here's something we need to see
01:02:52He's cinco
01:02:57They
01:02:58They
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