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00:00Elk
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00:29Are you going to stand there like a lemon or buy a girl a drink?
00:33I'm not stopping. I just want a cab.
00:36And I want Bruce Willis naked with a rose in his gob.
00:40Ah, I expect he's clocked off for Christmas and all with pity.
00:46Die hard.
00:48You're all right, love?
00:53Oh, Trace, a pint please and a large G&T for me. Peggy said they're on the house.
00:58She's upstairs. I'll check, shall I?
01:06Do you want to tell me why it's so important to get that cab?
01:12I just need to get away.
01:14Oh, don't tell me. Christmas, arguments.
01:18Debbie hasn't slung you out, has she?
01:21Oh, well, if you need, I'll go and have a word with her.
01:28Oh.
01:30I could sling him out.
01:32Three pints of lager and he thinks his old blue eyes.
01:37This one's for my dad, Roy.
01:40Is he here?
01:43But he's here in spirit.
01:46Try to imagine a house that's not a home.
01:53It's all right, don't worry.
01:56Things aren't always as bad as they seem, you know.
01:59That's where I'll be.
02:01That's where I'll be since you left me.
02:03My tears could melt the snow.
02:07What can I do without you?
02:10I've got no place, no place to go.
02:14It'll be lonely this Christmas without you to hold.
02:21It'll be lonely this Christmas lonely and cold.
02:28It'll be cold, cold, cold without you to hold this Christmas.
02:44Is Nigel coming back?
02:46Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
02:47It should be about five minutes, that's all.
02:59Right.
03:01Something tells me I won't be lonely this Christmas.
03:05What?
03:05You must have seen that gorgeous redhead giving me the eye back there.
03:09Couldn't take her eyes on me when I was singing.
03:11It's like I was a snake charmer and she was a python writhing in front of me.
03:15Cobra.
03:17That's the type of snake that they hypnotise.
03:21A python wouldn't fit into the basket unless it was a very large basket or a very small python.
03:29You are missing the point, Nigel.
03:31I am in, in like Flynn, my friend.
03:38It's just my luck that I haven't had a sniff since Methuselah was a boy.
03:43What about Sarah?
03:44Lisa?
03:45A mere flash is in a pan of love, old chum.
03:48Me and birds?
03:49This never seems to work out.
03:52Well, if I can find someone, I'm sure you can too.
03:55Yes.
03:56And knowing my luck, she'd be some kind of psycho and I wish I'd stayed single.
04:01And it'd just be nice, you know, to have someone special at this time of year.
04:07To come in here with them, have a laugh, talk about the year, the memories you've shared.
04:14It's just something to buy a present for.
04:17That kind of thing.
04:20Anyway, what did you buy up with Debbie now?
04:24I don't know.
04:25Well, you're going to be in the doghouse again.
04:27No, no, no.
04:28I did get her a, I bought her a present and I wrapped it up and...
04:34I gave it to Phil in case I forgot.
04:36Phil Mitchell, what did you give it to that ape for?
04:39He's my friend.
04:41My best friend.
04:42Really?
04:43I thought we were closer to his psycho brother.
04:46You cheating kid.
04:52Where are you going?
04:54Oi, stay here with me.
05:00Do us a favour, Nige.
05:02Give him a slap.
05:03His foot was over the line when he took his throat.
05:05Admit it.
05:06His foot was over the line.
05:09Right?
05:09Right?
05:10Come on.
05:11Right?
05:12Look at you.
05:13Lionel Flaming Blair.
05:14We're going to do a dance bit to death.
05:15No.
05:16I'm going to take you down.
05:17Nice and easy.
05:19Yeah?
05:19Did you learn those dance steps in the Falklands?
05:21Archie's teach you how to tango.
05:24Stop!
05:25Just stop, will you?
05:31It's Christmas night.
05:33What are you messing about?
05:36Is he okay?
05:38Yeah.
05:39I just, um...
05:41I just want a present I gave you for Debbie.
05:46A present?
05:49Mate, um...
05:50I don't know what you're talking about.
05:55It's Betty, you're right.
05:57I don't believe in Father Christmas.
05:59And I don't think he would be randomly wandering around disembowelling people.
06:04Right.
06:05Well, I'm going to go home and wrap your presents.
06:07So, good luck, Troy.
06:12What's that?
06:14No, it's...
06:16It's nothing.
06:18So, I'm going to go and look for Nigel.
06:20You stay here, yeah, just in case he comes back.
06:23Yay!
06:24Yay!
06:26Merry Christmas, old boy.
06:31No!
06:32I'm not getting involved in another one of your harebrained schemes.
06:35You haven't got to do nothing.
06:36All you've got to do is sit in the car, whilst we load up the turkeys, and we'll be in
06:40and out in ten minutes.
06:41So, you want me to be a getaway driver for a turkey heist?
06:46Try them yourself.
06:47Well, we would, but we're six parts down.
06:51So, Merry Christmas.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Merry Christmas, one and all.
07:02Now, that is something I wouldn't mind if I'm wrapped up under the tree.
07:06One of us should get a number.
07:08Before some other mug taps are up.
07:11Yeah.
07:12One of us should.
07:20Tails.
07:27To the victor.
07:28The spoils.
07:29That's it.
07:33Don't worry, brother.
07:34Plenty more fish in the sea.
07:42You won.
07:44Why did you make out that you lost?
07:46I'd have sulked all night if I hadn't.
07:49Plus, I've just got Mum's voice in the back of my head.
07:53Never let a woman come between you.
07:56Your brothers.
07:59Who?
08:04Are you all right, Nigel?
08:07I've been so jumbled up in my brain.
08:11Am I going mad, Phil?
08:14I don't know about a go, bit.
08:16I think if I could just find Debbie's presence, I think I'd be okay.
08:21I think everything would make sense.
08:24I'm sure I gave it to you, Phil.
08:27You didn't.
08:28I don't know if you're lying to me.
08:30And why would I lie?
08:31I don't know.
08:32Because you promised that you'd look after me.
08:44And I will.
08:46To the end.
08:51Well, if he does come in, just give us a call, yeah?
08:53Of course.
08:54Cheers.
08:55Isn't it his film night tonight?
08:57Yeah, yeah.
08:58It's his flaming film night tonight.
09:01He's probably just nervous.
09:03I'd better go and find him.
09:05And you think I don't know when you're lying to me?
09:08You're not going anywhere until you tell me what's really going on.
09:20She won't like it, you know.
09:23Who won't?
09:24Our ladyship.
09:25Peggy.
09:26Runs a tight ship.
09:28She don't approve of lock-ins.
09:30What time is it?
09:33Does it matter?
09:35I don't know.
09:36I just feel like I need to get back.
09:40I hope you've bought my mate a present.
09:42He said he did, but he lost it.
09:44I gave it to Phil.
09:47At least I think I didn't.
09:49I must have made a mistake.
09:50What was it?
09:50Nice pair of earrings.
09:55I don't know.
09:56I just know that it's gone.
09:59You're always losing things these days, aren't you, Nigel?
10:03Forgetting things.
10:05You've become a burden.
10:06No wonder Julie's tired of it all.
10:09Julie?
10:11No, Debbie.
10:14It's always been Debbie, hasn't it?
10:17And now you've lost her.
10:20But that's the thing about losing things, Nigel.
10:24You can always find them again.
10:38You can always find them again.
10:53You can always find them again.
10:55Love is the light scaring darkness away, yeah.
11:05I'm so in love with you, purge the soul.
11:24You don't know what you're talking about.
11:26Most of the time he's fine, you know.
11:28He just goes about his business like normal.
11:30And when he does flare up, I can handle him.
11:33Yes, yeah, you probably can.
11:35But that don't mean you should.
11:38Bill, come on.
11:39You want to enjoy the best of him, don't you?
11:41So why not let the professionals do the difficult stuff?
11:46I mean, talking to Julie, she wants to be banged up in the care home and all.
11:49Oh, come on, we're not talking Belmarsh here.
11:52You know, there are some really good ones out there.
11:54If he goes into the care home, that'd be it.
11:56It'd just go down here quickly.
11:57It doesn't have to be permanent, you know.
11:59Right, that ain't happening.
12:01I promised that I'd look after him.
12:03And that is exactly what I'm gonna do.
12:12Are you sure we'll want to go out after turkey and all the trimming?
12:17It's not every day you get invited round to someone's house on Christmas Day.
12:22It's good of Carol to ask us.
12:25Anyway, we'll have fun.
12:26Claire will be there.
12:27And we did say she could see Janine.
12:29Fine.
12:30I'd have Christmas dinner with O.J. Simpson if it made you happy.
12:34I want you to be happy too.
12:36I am.
12:39It's a special present.
12:41I mean, I know I bought you something, but I just can't seem to find it.
12:46No, it doesn't matter.
12:47No, but it was important.
12:49It was special.
12:51It had meaning.
12:53Something for you to look at and remember me by when I'm gone.
13:01Gone?
13:02Gone?
13:03Gone?
13:04Gone?
13:04Where are you going?
13:05I don't know.
13:08Look, why would I need something to remember you by?
13:11You're here.
13:13You're with me.
13:14And I can look at that lovely face whenever I want to.
13:20You know you're the love of my life, don't you?
13:24You'll always be with me.
13:32What is it?
13:37I want that to be true.
13:40I just...
13:41I don't think it is.
13:43I don't think you will always be with me.
13:49You want to get rid of me.
13:51What?
13:51No, it's all right.
13:52You don't need to lie.
13:54I know how hard it's been for you, but I just...
13:59I don't know what I thought.
14:04I suppose I thought you loved me more than that.
14:09Nigel, please.
14:10Nigel, please.
14:11Look at me.
14:14Nigel.
14:17Hey.
14:18Hey, it's okay.
14:19It's okay.
14:20It's me.
14:21I've got you.
14:26Debbie.
14:29It's okay.
14:30I'm here.
14:31You're gonna be okay.
14:32I'm sorry I lost your presence.
14:33It doesn't matter.
14:34It doesn't matter to me!
14:36It's important.
14:38It meant something.
14:39Nigel, sweetheart.
14:40You really need to calm down, okay?
14:42What?
14:43Then we're gonna go home,
14:44and then everything's gonna be okay.
14:46Oh.
14:47Home.
14:48I know you were upset
14:49about what you thought you heard
14:50about the care home,
14:52but no decision's been made yet.
14:53All we were doing,
14:54we were just talking through options, sweetheart.
14:56I've let you down.
14:57No, you haven't let me down.
14:59This was supposed to be our best Christmas ever.
15:02Our first Christmas as husband and wife.
15:04Nigel, we've been married for over 20 years!
15:08What?
15:09Sorry, sorry, sorry.
15:10I shouldn't...
15:10Oh, nice, nice, nice!
15:12That's enough, all right?
15:14William!
15:14William!
15:14It's me, it's me, it's me.
15:15Get away.
15:16It's me, it's me, it's me!
15:17Just calm down, all right?
15:19Calm down.
15:19Don't want anyone to get hurt, all right?
15:21Just put the stool down, Nigel.
15:23Put the stool down, Nigel.
15:24Put it down, mate.
15:25That's it.
15:26Nice.
15:27Get out!
15:28All right, all right.
15:28Get out!
15:30Out!
15:30Okay, okay, mate.
15:32Okay.
15:32Get out!
15:34Get out!
15:35Get out!
15:42Get out!
15:44Get out!
15:49Get out!
15:51Get out!
15:52Get out!
15:53Get out!
15:58Get out!
16:00Get out!
16:17Get out!
16:19Get out!
16:27Get out!
16:40Get out!
16:49Get out!
16:52Get out!
16:53Get out!
16:54Get out!
17:02Get out!
17:07Get out!
17:09Get out!
17:11Get out!
17:18Get out!
17:21Get out!
17:21You've worked hard on this, all right?
17:23You know?
17:23And you lot are just sitting there laughing.
17:25You think this is some sort of joke or something.
17:26Well, it ain't a joke, all right?
17:27Ain't a joke.
17:28That bit was meant to be funny, Phil.
17:30Just get out, go on.
17:31All of you, get out!
17:32The show's over!
17:32The show's over!
17:35Get out!
17:36All right.
17:39John, what are you playing at, Phil?
17:41Eh?
17:42Lexi's worked really hard on that, and everyone was enjoying it.
17:44Just go!
17:44Go!
17:45Go!
18:03What are you doing sat there?
18:13You gonna help with these turkeys, or what?
18:16You're the love of my life.
18:19Your present.
18:21All I want for Christmas is you.
18:24She's gonna kill you.
18:25If you don't find it, you're gonna die sad and alone.
18:27You're gonna die, you know that, don't you?
18:29Find that present.
18:31What flaming present?
18:32How many times have I got to tell you?
18:33I ain't got it.
18:37You don't look well, love.
18:39I think you need help.
18:42Don't worry.
18:44I'm here.
18:45I'll always be here.
18:57I'm here.
19:01I'm always here for you, sweetheart.
19:04Where am I?
19:07Nigel, you're in the Vic, mate.
19:09Everything's fine.
19:10Julie, do you want me to call a doctor or something?
19:13No.
19:13We're all right, thanks.
19:14Just give us a minute.
19:15Yeah, of course.
19:21You're so beautiful, Debbie.
19:27I messed up, didn't I?
19:29I hurt you.
19:30No.
19:31No, you didn't.
19:32No.
19:35Look.
19:38Look.
19:38Look what I found.
19:41It's the present you were looking for.
19:46So, there's nothing to worry about.
19:49Okay.
19:54Should I open it?
20:07For my beloved Julie.
20:13Julie?
20:14Yeah.
20:17It's meant for you.
20:18The present.
20:19I remember now.
20:24Oh.
20:45Remember me.
20:47Remember us.
20:50Always.
20:56Always.
20:57Always.
21:03I'm really sorry that you heard what you heard.
21:08about.
21:09Phil and me.
21:10Talking about.
21:13Hmm.
21:14And I'm.
21:15So sorry.
21:16It upset you so much.
21:19But it was.
21:21Never.
21:22It was never.
21:23About you hurting me.
21:26Do you understand?
21:28Yeah.
21:30You didn't.
21:33You couldn't.
21:42We'll make it work.
21:44Okay?
21:51We'll make it work.
21:59Noah.
22:00I'll only slow you down.
22:02He'll kill both of us.
22:03No.
22:03You have to go.
22:06Would you listen to me?
22:08I've finished.
22:09I'm gonna die no matter what.
22:12No.
22:12I promised.
22:13I promised not a waste of coffee.
22:15You have.
22:17Things have changed.
22:19You.
22:20Are the best mate a man could ever ask for.
22:24But now.
22:25I need to let people know.
22:47I'm sorry.
22:48I'm sorry.
22:49Be careful.
22:51Come and sit down.
22:56All right.
22:58Thanks.
22:59You okay?
23:00Yeah.
23:02You got a tea?
23:04Yeah.
23:04Lovely.
23:09Julie.
23:13You know, I love you.
23:21Is he, er...
23:22Is he okay?
23:24Yeah.
23:25Yeah.
23:25He's fine now.
23:37I, er...
23:40I think I owe you an apology.
23:44You know when you first came here I had a go at you because, er, when you was burying your
23:49head in the sand you couldn't see how bad it could get.
23:51But now here we are and, here we are and I'm the one who's burying me head in the sand.
23:58You know what I'm saying?
23:59You know what I'm saying?
24:02I, er, talked to Kathy tonight and she thinks that Nigel might get more out of us, you know, if,
24:09er, if we're not doing all the donkey work, you know, he'd, we'd get more out of him, we'd get
24:16the best out of him and he'd get the best out of us, you know, so maybe, yeah.
24:22Maybe it is time, you know, to, er, to look at the, the care options.
24:29And it just took one conversation with Kathy for you to change your mind.
24:32No, er, it wasn't that, it was, it was him, that, er, that film of his, it's like, er, it's
24:42like he was trying to tell me something.
24:46Or maybe he weren't, I don't know, just, but, er, well that's what I saw anyway, it was like, he
24:51was talking to me.
24:55You know, I don't, I don't think he wants this, he never, he never wanted to be a burden, you
25:00know, and I think that's, that's what's stressing him out.
25:03Um, so I'll, I'll talk to him, yeah?
25:09You know, I mean I'm the, I'm the one that made him the promise.
25:15And I'm gonna be the one that's breaking it, so it's gotta be me.
25:32I've got a couple of toasties, mate, erm, I thought we could eat them outside so that Julie don't tell
25:38us off.
25:38Right.
26:17HE LAUGHS
26:19Cheers.
26:22So...
26:24salmon cheese.
26:25My favourite.
26:28It's still... still a bit hot.
26:30Mm-hm.
26:34Do you, er...
26:39Do you remember what I said to you when...
26:41when all this started, you wanted to leave?
26:44And I said, no, I asked you to stay, and I...
26:49I swore that I'd...
26:51I'd look after you.
26:55The thing is, Nigel, you've been hanging on to that because, you...
26:59..you know, because I made that promise
27:00and because I thought it was the best thing for you.
27:07But now, I'm...
27:10I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or...
27:14..or for anyone any more.
27:21Yeah.
27:28We've run out of road, you and me.
27:30I know that now.
27:35That's OK.
27:41You need to let me go, Phil.
27:43We're going to try to imagine...
27:56...the house that's not a home...
27:59...try to imagine...
28:03...a Christmas all alone.
28:06That's where I'll be since you left me.
28:10My tears could melt the snow
28:13What can I do without you
28:17I've got no place, no place to go
28:21It'll be lonely this Christmas
28:24Without you to hold
28:28It'll be lonely this Christmas
28:32Lonely and cold
28:35It'll be cold so cold
28:39Without you to hold
28:42This Christmas