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00:00:06To be continued...
00:00:32In a time long past, hidden deep within the whispers of ancient forests, there existed a magical Christmas land.
00:00:41Forgotten by many, this enchanted realm was once brimming with wonder and joy, where snowflakes danced like silver fairies, and
00:00:52the spirit of Christmas thrived in every corner.
00:00:56Majestic animals, their fur glistening with frost, roamed freely.
00:01:01Here, the air was thick with the scent of evergreen and the promise of miracles.
00:01:07Every snow-covered path led to a new adventure, every fluttering snowflake a reminder of the magic that lay hidden
00:01:16beneath the winter blanket.
00:01:21But where there is light, shadows often loom.
00:01:25Deep within the cold and lifeless icy mountains, an evil witch made her lair.
00:01:32Her heart, as frozen as the barren peaks, harbored a darkness that sought to extinguish the joy of the Christmas
00:01:40land.
00:01:41Under the witch's cruel reign, the spirit of Christmas was twisted and broken.
00:01:48Joy gave way to sadness, and wonder was replaced by a haunting silence.
00:01:54In this land of contrasts, where good and evil vie for dominance, the tale of the fallen Christmas land begins.
00:02:04A story of hope, courage, and the enduring power of the Christmas spirit.
00:02:10A story of hope, courage, and the joy of the Christmas spirit.
00:02:40You've got to be kidding me.
00:02:42Go away.
00:02:45Do you still believe Santa's going to come down the chimney with his big old butt and leave you presents?
00:02:50Yeah, I do actually.
00:02:57And what's with the dog food?
00:02:59It's for the reindeer, genius.
00:03:05Oh man, you're one sad little elf.
00:03:08Yeah, I'm sad, and you're the one that failed the test on Winnie the Pooh.
00:03:13It was a pop quiz, and you don't know how much hidden symbolism was in that book.
00:03:16Keep telling yourself that.
00:03:19At least I don't talk the little stuffed animals.
00:03:22Hey, you two, knock it off.
00:03:24You couldn't have boxes down.
00:03:26Yeah.
00:03:28Mom, please tell Emily here that Santa's not real.
00:03:32She's too old for this stuff.
00:03:33Santa is very real, and as they say, if you don't believe, you won't receive it.
00:03:39Mom, do you really think he's real?
00:03:42Honey, I know he's real.
00:03:44When I was a little girl, I remember hearing him walking on the roof, coming down the chimney.
00:03:50Really?
00:03:52Yeah, but there might be fewer presents under the tree this year.
00:03:56The economy has been pretty bad, and it affects everything, even the North Pole.
00:04:01Santa should have sold his Bitcoin when he had the chance.
00:04:04All right, how are you two liking the house so far?
00:04:06Mmm, I still miss our old house, but it's not too bad.
00:04:12Yeah, it's not too bad.
00:04:14Of course, it was built in the 1800s, and it's probably haunted by dozens of ghosts, but not bad.
00:04:21There's no ghosts.
00:04:28All right, it's time for you two to head to sleep.
00:04:30Wait, do we still get to open a present?
00:04:33Yeah, it's Christmas Eve.
00:04:34You can each open one.
00:04:36Yeah!
00:04:37Yeah!
00:04:59Now, you need to be very careful with that.
00:05:01It belonged to your great-grandmother.
00:05:02She used it to sail across the world on big ships.
00:05:06I'll be extra careful.
00:05:23Yes, a drone, a Super Chopper 5,000!
00:05:26Now, Adam, listen.
00:05:28You can only fly this within our yard.
00:05:31I don't need you hitting any planes and having the FBI knocking at our door.
00:05:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, I promise.
00:05:38This is so cool.
00:05:41Well, we better...
00:05:47Adam, are you kidding me?
00:05:49I gotta make sure it works.
00:05:50It could be a lemon.
00:05:52Wait for tomorrow.
00:05:53Come on, let's get some sleep or Santa's gonna skip this house.
00:05:56We'll head to Grandma's in the morning.
00:05:58Oh, man.
00:05:59What's wrong with Grandma's?
00:06:01Her chocolate is always white and moldy from two Easter's ago!
00:06:05Sleep.
00:06:06Sleep.
00:06:18Do you see any aliens?
00:06:22Really, aliens?
00:06:23You think Santa's weird, but aliens gonna pass?
00:06:27Aliens have a much better chance in existing than Santa.
00:06:30The government's just hiding all the secrets.
00:06:33Can you believe my brother thinks that aliens are weird, Charles?
00:06:38Oh, boy.
00:06:39Here we go.
00:06:40The creepy bear talk.
00:06:43What's that, Charles?
00:06:44You see someone standing next to his bed?
00:06:48Hey, cut it out!
00:06:51Ghosts are no joke.
00:06:53Adam's scared of ghosts.
00:06:56Yeah.
00:06:57Ghosts, Bigfoot, unicorns.
00:06:59All of them have a better chance than existing than Santa.
00:07:03Wow.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:04I'm going to bed.
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:07Go to bed before Santa drops off some reindeer poop down the chimney.
00:07:10Oh, yeah.
00:07:11I need to go open the chimney vent.
00:07:13What?
00:07:16The chimney vent?
00:07:18The chimney vent?
00:07:50Charles?
00:07:55Probably nothing.
00:07:56Plus, this needs to be open for Santa.
00:08:04Here we go.
00:08:22What's this?
00:08:53What's this?
00:08:56What's this?
00:09:23What's this?
00:09:23Adam.
00:09:25Adam.
00:09:35Adam.
00:09:37Adam.
00:09:44Hey, what are you doing?
00:09:46There's something on the roof.
00:09:49Get a life.
00:09:53The aliens are here.
00:09:55It's not aliens.
00:09:57We need to tell Mom.
00:09:58I don't want to get taken to the fourth dimension.
00:10:00Let's just go look.
00:10:03Emily!
00:10:18I don't hear it anymore.
00:10:20I don't hear it anymore.
00:10:20Me either.
00:10:21I don't see any more gifts.
00:10:23Do you think Mom heard it?
00:10:25Are you crazy?
00:10:27Have you seen her sleep?
00:10:36There was a sign when I went to open the chimney.
00:10:39A sign?
00:10:40What sign?
00:10:41A sign that said, do not open this chimney.
00:10:44Do not open this chimney.
00:10:45So there was a sign saying not to open it.
00:10:47And you opened it?
00:10:48But there was an ancient monster locked inside.
00:10:50There was nothing.
00:10:52There was nothing.
00:10:52I'm going to go look.
00:11:04I know what this is.
00:11:06You planned all this.
00:11:08I didn't.
00:11:11That's Santa's hat.
00:11:13Is Mom in on this?
00:11:14Mom, you can come out now.
00:11:16It's not us.
00:11:18Really?
00:11:20If this was really Santa's hat, it would have some kind of magic power.
00:11:25Some...
00:11:27What the heck?
00:11:52Answer it.
00:11:53I'm not going to answer Santa's hat phone.
00:12:00Hello?
00:12:01Hey.
00:12:02It's me.
00:12:03I was just letting you know there's a small blizzard over New York tonight, so you may
00:12:06want to take a seat.
00:12:07Also, I bought you some more of that brownie s'mores ice cream.
00:12:10Um, who is this?
00:12:12Emily.
00:12:12Emily.
00:12:13Uh, you mean Santa?
00:12:15No.
00:12:17Emily.
00:12:17I found this Santa hat in my living room floor.
00:12:21Okay.
00:12:22Um, stay there.
00:12:25Do not touch a thing.
00:12:26Not even a cookie crumb.
00:12:28Not even a mouse's sock.
00:12:30What?
00:12:31What did they say?
00:12:32Hey.
00:12:33She said stay right here and something about a mouse sock?
00:12:38Who said?
00:12:42Who's that?
00:12:48Does anyone answer the door in this house?
00:12:50Who are you?
00:12:50My name is Ida Shagwin of Riffindale.
00:12:55What secret earth grow is that?
00:12:58It's from deep inside the North Pole where we hunt polar bears for breakfast with our bare
00:13:02hands.
00:13:04I've been sent here by the loss prevention team to find something by any means necessary.
00:13:11Cookies!
00:13:13Hey, that was for Santa.
00:13:16Yes, Santa.
00:13:17Sorry.
00:13:18ADD.
00:13:19Uh-huh.
00:13:19Or was it ADHD?
00:13:21Same thing.
00:13:22The sugar helps.
00:13:23Where's Santa?
00:13:24We don't know.
00:13:25We just found this hat.
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:28Rewind.
00:13:29Reverse.
00:13:29Go back.
00:13:30Wound walk with me.
00:13:32Santa doesn't just disappear in a chimney, okay?
00:13:35I mean, yes, there's some Christmas magic going on with what we do, but we do obey
00:13:39the laws of physics, you know.
00:13:43You kids do know the laws of physics, right?
00:13:46Yeah, we know.
00:13:47We're not babies.
00:13:48Okay.
00:13:49What time did you find the hat?
00:13:51Literally five minutes ago.
00:13:53So it's fresh.
00:13:55Is there a human adult in the house?
00:13:57Yeah, but she's deep asleep.
00:14:01Okay, good.
00:14:02Let's keep it that way.
00:14:03It's never really warm up to the whole Santa's elf in the living room thing.
00:14:08Hmm, trail mix.
00:14:12Don't.
00:14:13Can you cry?
00:14:14That one's weird.
00:14:15A little salty.
00:14:18Okay, can we please stop eating Santa's food and focus?
00:14:21Oh, yes.
00:14:23Santa.
00:14:24Okay.
00:14:25Uh, let's take a look in the chimney.
00:14:30Santa!
00:14:31Are you there?
00:14:32Why are you screaming?
00:14:33Santa can be a little hard of hearing.
00:14:36He's over 300 years old.
00:14:38Or was it 600?
00:14:403,000.
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:44I don't think he's up there.
00:14:45Has anyone else ever gone missing in the chimney before?
00:14:48No, we literally just moved here like a week ago.
00:14:51Oh.
00:14:52Well, this place is charming.
00:14:55We also found a sign.
00:15:01Do not open.
00:15:06What's this?
00:15:07Inside the chimney?
00:15:09This is no good.
00:15:10Very bad.
00:15:11No bueno.
00:15:12Deeply troubling.
00:15:13Unsatisfactory.
00:15:14What?
00:15:15This chimney.
00:15:17It's been marked by the elf elders.
00:15:19Elves that came from way before me.
00:15:22And?
00:15:25Code red.
00:15:26The Christmas star has fallen.
00:15:28I repeat.
00:15:29The Christmas star has fallen.
00:15:31Star?
00:15:32What's wrong?
00:15:33This night just got a whole lot more festive.
00:15:41Did you call the cops?
00:15:42No, not the cops.
00:15:54Detective Nutt here at your service.
00:15:56Cracker of crime.
00:15:58Cracker of nuts.
00:15:59Do you guys work for, say, a circus or something?
00:16:04Look, I need everyone to remain right where they are.
00:16:07Don't move a single thread or mouse poop.
00:16:16This is a Christmas crime scene.
00:16:18Ida, fill me in.
00:16:19These kids heard Santa on the roof, and when they came to look, he was gone.
00:16:23His hat was here.
00:16:27Ida.
00:16:36Ida.
00:16:41Ida.
00:16:49Ida.
00:16:50Well, maybe I do now.
00:16:52There's a hyperactive elf and a chubby nutcracker in my living room.
00:16:56Look, son, I can crack you like a walnut.
00:16:58Hey, hey.
00:16:59Let's focus on the task here.
00:17:00I'm hungry, and I need to eat.
00:17:03Uh, no.
00:17:04Santa is missing, and time is running out before Christmas morning.
00:17:07I don't think these two little kids had anything to do with it.
00:17:10I think you're right.
00:17:11Let's put these two babies in their crib and give them their bottles.
00:17:15Let me get to work.
00:17:51I see it.
00:17:52Yes.
00:17:53Santa was on the roof.
00:17:55He had presents.
00:17:57He made his way down the chimney, but never came out.
00:18:03But his hat made it all the way down.
00:18:08Yes, I got it.
00:18:10This case is cracked.
00:18:11What?
00:18:12He's still stuck in there.
00:18:14He's not.
00:18:15I called out to him.
00:18:17Maybe he's taking a nap or has his earbuds on.
00:18:20Adam, your drone.
00:18:21What?
00:18:22Use your drone to look down the chimney.
00:18:23No way.
00:18:25Yes, get it.
00:18:25I'll get you a new one from the North Pole.
00:18:27I want a new one with raw video and 12K resolution.
00:18:30I'll get you one with 100K resolution.
00:18:32Just get it.
00:18:51Careful.
00:18:52Careful.
00:18:53Can't you go any faster?
00:18:55I just got this 30 minutes ago.
00:18:58Almost there.
00:19:04Where's the reindeer?
00:19:06The reindeer are pretty smart.
00:19:08They know after about 20 minutes of no Santa to abort and return home.
00:19:11Getting close?
00:19:13No.
00:19:13Pivot.
00:19:13Pivot.
00:19:16Let me focus.
00:19:18This is a tight squeeze.
00:19:22Let me do it.
00:19:23Get your penis to my hands off.
00:19:24Your head looks like a penis.
00:19:26Give it back.
00:19:27Are you serious?
00:19:34Great job, Top Gun.
00:19:35I'm following a complaint with the North Pole.
00:19:37Go ahead.
00:19:38I'll file it in the trash.
00:19:40Quiet!
00:19:44What?
00:19:44What?
00:19:45Why is it-
00:19:46Daytime?
00:19:48Oh no.
00:19:49This is badder than the bad that I thought it was gonna be.
00:19:52Why?
00:19:53Your chimney is enchanted.
00:19:55Like, cursed?
00:19:57Like, magical.
00:19:59But in kind of a good way.
00:20:01Like a slightly creepy good way.
00:20:04Should I call backup?
00:20:05No.
00:20:06We have to figure this out for ourselves.
00:20:08So if Santa went down this enchanted chimney, where is he?
00:20:14That's the million dollar question, Einstein.
00:20:16We don't know.
00:20:18This is above our pay grade.
00:20:21That's why the L's left this sign.
00:20:23They knew this was here.
00:20:25What about the hat?
00:20:26How did he make it all the way through?
00:20:29When he went in the portal, it must have closed for a few seconds,
00:20:31allowing the hat to fall.
00:20:33Lucky for him, or we never would have known he was gone.
00:20:36Look!
00:20:36Do you have any toilet paper?
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:51This is basically like Einstein's theory of magic portals.
00:20:54Your chimney has a magic center.
00:20:56That center leads to another place in time.
00:20:59I think.
00:21:00It's like a rip in the fabric of reality.
00:21:02But where does it lead to then?
00:21:04Everywhere and anytime.
00:21:06Hey, just make yourself a home.
00:21:08What happens if we go down the chimney?
00:21:11Well, we could end up where Santa is, or we could end up in front of a hungry dinosaur.
00:21:17Awesome.
00:21:18Okay.
00:21:19New plan.
00:21:20New plan.
00:21:20We drop a rope down the chimney and maybe it'll lead to a door for Santa to come through.
00:21:24Great plan.
00:21:25But we gotta act fast if we have any chance of saving him, Christmas, and dinner.
00:21:30There's only one small problem.
00:21:33There's only one small problem.
00:21:34What?
00:21:35What?
00:21:35We need someone small.
00:21:39Someone thin.
00:21:41Bendable.
00:21:43Malleable.
00:21:44Reliable.
00:21:46Fine, I'll do it.
00:21:48You will?
00:21:49I mean, great.
00:21:50I'll go with her.
00:21:51Okay, do you have any talking radios by any chance?
00:21:54Yeah.
00:22:01Nice radios.
00:22:02Are those the ones your mommy uses to tell you bedtime stories?
00:22:05My grandma gave them to me.
00:22:07You might know each other.
00:22:08You two look like you shop at the same clothes store.
00:22:11Okay, guys.
00:22:12Christmas, peace, and love here.
00:22:14Uh, where's Emily?
00:22:16I'm here.
00:22:17What?
00:22:17Where?
00:22:18I'm on the roof by the chimney.
00:22:20No, wait.
00:22:21It's too cold outside.
00:22:23And dangerous.
00:22:24I changed my clothes.
00:22:26Hold on.
00:22:27Let me go.
00:22:27No, wait.
00:22:29Does your insurance policy cover kids falling down just?
00:22:33Yeah, Emily, just wait for your brother.
00:22:36He's on his way.
00:22:37No, I'm not.
00:22:38What?
00:22:38Where are we up and going?
00:22:39Your sister's on the roof.
00:22:40Do you see any aliens?
00:22:42Just go.
00:22:42We need to change first.
00:22:44Human kids these days.
00:22:45Something is blocking the roof from going down.
00:22:49Like what?
00:22:49I don't know.
00:22:50I think it's stuck.
00:22:51I'm going in the chimney.
00:22:53No, bad idea.
00:22:54Stop.
00:22:55Red light.
00:23:02I'm inside.
00:23:04Emily, come on.
00:23:05What is he?
00:23:07Nothing so far.
00:23:08Just coal and bricks.
00:23:10Just don't go any further.
00:23:11You don't know how close the portal is.
00:23:13Emily!
00:23:14I'm down here.
00:23:22I'm down here.
00:23:23I see it.
00:23:26Hello?
00:23:29I see the light.
00:23:41Emily, are you here?
00:23:42No, we're in here!
00:23:47Oh, what happened?
00:24:09Are you guys okay?
00:24:11Fine physically. Mentally, not so good.
00:24:16Where are we?
00:24:18We're in a place we shouldn't be.
00:24:21The Elder Woods.
00:24:22The Elder Woods?
00:24:24You know those theme parks that have all those magic tunnels you go through to get to the rides?
00:24:30This is kind of like that, but a bit more cosmic and weird way.
00:24:35What happened to the laws of sidekicks or whatever?
00:24:38Physics.
00:24:40Those rules don't apply here, but don't worry.
00:24:44I gave Detective Nutt specific instructions in this exact scenario.
00:24:49They gave me a radio.
00:24:52Detective Nutt, are you there?
00:24:56Ray sucker.
00:25:00What happened?
00:25:03Elder Woods.
00:25:04Elder what?
00:25:08El Paso? Hello?
00:25:13They must have found Santa in El Paso.
00:25:21Are you kidding me?
00:25:40Great.
00:25:41Now we're stuck in the Hansi Woods.
00:25:42It's the Elder Woods.
00:25:43And yes, it would appear we are stuck.
00:25:46What was this place you've been used for?
00:25:49It was created by elves in ancient Christmas times.
00:25:52It was an easy way for Santa to get between houses on Christmas Eve.
00:25:55But something happened.
00:25:57Peaks got tangled.
00:25:58And Santa was sent everywhere.
00:26:00So they stopped using it.
00:26:03What does he use now?
00:26:04It's complicated.
00:26:06Wormhole tech kind of stuff.
00:26:07Whoa.
00:26:09So how do we get back?
00:26:13Honestly, I don't know.
00:26:15I'd only heard stories about this place.
00:26:17I never thought I'd actually end up here.
00:26:19Let's just keep walking and see what we can find.
00:26:31I'm hungry.
00:26:33Me too.
00:26:34What is a backpack?
00:26:36Do you have any food in there?
00:26:37I have my backpack because I knew we would end up in something like this.
00:26:41And no, I don't have any snacks.
00:26:43I only have my telescope, Charles, and Santa's hat.
00:26:48Okri.
00:26:49Perfect survival here.
00:27:02Is it getting colder?
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:05Something's not right.
00:27:08Uh, who's that?
00:27:11Ah, yes.
00:27:13The Ice Elf Queen.
00:27:15A wicked and envious soul who has been around for almost 400 years.
00:27:20But she wasn't always evil.
00:27:23She used to be one of the leaders of the Elder Woods.
00:27:26And even taught some of the elves what they know today.
00:27:31But now her jealousy and wickedness has caused her to be all alone in her cold and dark castle.
00:27:48Oh boy.
00:27:49This is the Ice Elf Queen.
00:27:51One of the Elder Elves I mentioned.
00:27:54She's been here a long time.
00:27:57I think I actually know her.
00:27:59Do you think she could help us?
00:28:01Um, excuse me, Miss Ice Elf Queen.
00:28:05Um, I don't think you remember me, but you were actually my teacher.
00:28:09In gift wrapping, I think.
00:28:11Anyway, how have you been?
00:28:16Right.
00:28:17Ok, well, here's the thing.
00:28:19We sort of got dropped in here and Santa's missing.
00:28:23So, can you help us find him?
00:28:25Or...
00:28:26Are you sure she's even alive?
00:28:28I think I saw her blink.
00:28:30She's alive.
00:28:31Just a little shy, maybe.
00:28:33Maybe she's cold.
00:28:34I'm cold.
00:28:35Can we please just leave?
00:28:38Uh-oh.
00:28:50Ah!
00:28:50Well, there we go.
00:28:54Is she showing us where to go or telling us to leave?
00:29:00Well...
00:29:04Um, excuse me, Miss Ice Elf Queen.
00:29:08Um, are you telling us which way Santa is, or...?
00:29:21That's Santa's cookie!
00:29:24Oh!
00:29:27Hmm.
00:29:30Oh.
00:29:32Oh, thank you.
00:29:33Do you think Santa left that cookie here on purpose?
00:29:37It's hard to say.
00:29:38I mean, he always only eats the center because it's the best part.
00:29:43Santa!
00:29:45Shhh!
00:29:46Don't scream!
00:29:48Wait, why?
00:29:50Because we're not in Texas anymore.
00:29:53We're not even in the United States.
00:29:56Or even Earth, possibly.
00:29:58I don't even know if this is the third dimension.
00:30:01Who knows what's out here?
00:30:04What about one of those doors?
00:30:06What doors?
00:30:13Maybe one of... those?
00:30:16Doors!
00:30:17Which one should we pick?
00:30:20I... I don't know.
00:30:22Let's hold on. I mean...
00:30:24What if this thing sends us to somewhere we'll be stuck forever?
00:30:28We already are stuck somewhere forever.
00:30:30You're gonna be our four-dimensional mom.
00:30:32Oh, okay.
00:30:33Let's choose a door ASAP.
00:31:01Oh, okay. Let's choose a door ASAP.
00:31:03That snobby elf comes into my woods with those smelly kids.
00:31:08See her in the ball. Why are they here?
00:31:12They seek... Santa.
00:31:17Santa? What is he doing here?
00:31:21He seems... lost.
00:31:23He seems... lost.
00:31:26See her in that ball. Between me and that elf.
00:31:31Who is the most beautiful of all?
00:31:35Um... I mean...
00:31:38Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
00:31:41My queen.
00:31:44So me?
00:31:48Sure.
00:32:03It's just... a plain door.
00:32:06Should we open it?
00:32:07Be my guest.
00:32:12It's locked.
00:32:14Locked?
00:32:14Allison, it won't open.
00:32:17I know what it means.
00:32:18Let me try.
00:32:22Use your muscles.
00:32:24Seems like a block of concrete.
00:32:28A keyhole.
00:32:30Anyone got a key?
00:32:32I do.
00:32:33Not this again.
00:32:34I forgot I got this one.
00:32:36I wanted to open the chain.
00:32:40You forgot?
00:32:41You've had the magic key this whole time and forgot?
00:32:43Sorry.
00:32:45What's the key of whatever... of whatever?
00:32:48You've heard of the key to the city.
00:32:50Yeah?
00:32:50Well, this is like that.
00:32:52But a hundred thousand times more important.
00:32:55This key can open anything.
00:32:58We can open any bank vault and become rich!
00:33:01Okay, that's why you'll never be Santa.
00:33:03The key is a great responsibility.
00:33:06Should we open the door?
00:33:07Yeah, go for it.
00:33:14I don't think so.
00:33:26It smells like cheese puffs in there.
00:33:29This place is bodacious!
00:33:31What did you say, you freakazoid?
00:33:34Why are we talking like this?
00:33:36Take a chill pill.
00:33:37What?
00:33:38Gross.
00:33:39whoa they got video games don't touch anything okay we don't even know whose house this is
00:33:45we could alter the future if we touch anything no one can know we were here don't worry dude
00:33:51i won't tell anyone who are you this is my house dude who are you you like an elf or
00:33:57something
00:33:58wait what year is this
00:34:04hmm 1986 wow we're in the past we're not even born yet
00:34:16wait are you guys ghosts
00:34:18uh um no we're from the future ghost ghost of christmas future and um we're here to tell
00:34:27you that if you don't get your life together things aren't looking good
00:34:30oh what am i doing in the future um sitting around playing video games eating chips just like this
00:34:45the video games in the future look like real life whoa awesome no look whatever okay look we got
00:34:53stuck here and we need to get out so do you have a chimney no great oh hey santa
00:35:03bear bear this statue there you almost hit it oh yeah so anyways are you like their elf mom or
00:35:13something because i don't see a resemblance no these are we're elves and tree
00:35:21ghost elves from the future this needs to be a movie bad idea movies in the future are computer
00:35:28generated anyway what like robots making movies what like apps make them do what's an app
00:35:38guys oh i got it it can be about a group of elves who go back in time into the
00:35:43future to save
00:35:46dude um are you okay
00:35:53she is frozen um excuse me sir are you like chill what's going on i feel weird
00:36:19we're back that wasn't too bad was it
00:36:27something's off about our house yeah everything's backwards
00:36:37not good we need to hide what why now
00:36:47you have got to be kidding me go away do you still believe that santa's gonna come down to his
00:36:55chimney with the big old butt and leave you present yes i actually do
00:37:03what is this just but reverse
00:37:08is this some kind of reverse bizarre world
00:37:11we need to get out of here fast if they see us it could cause the universe to implode
00:37:16you are one sad little elf yeah i'm sad and you're the one who failed to test on winnie the
00:37:22pooh
00:37:22hey you don't know how much hidden symbolism was in that book keep telling yourself that
00:37:29at least i don't talk to little stuffed animals don't listen to her charles
00:37:34adam you know only babies believe in santa
00:37:37no not to stop animal zoo
00:37:40wait i think we're headed back now
00:37:52any news on santa yet
00:37:55no my queen
00:37:57he must have gone off the radar
00:38:00he probably came here looking for me he had a thing for me 300 years ago
00:38:05my skin had more color back then
00:38:09i'm sure my queen
00:38:13send these clowns to the animated world
00:38:21i'm gonna need a spine adjustment after this
00:38:24ah what why do you mean cartoons
00:38:27i was afraid this would happen
00:38:29what
00:38:30i don't want to be a cartoon
00:38:31i guess we only have a limited amount of time in each door before it kicks you out
00:38:35sometimes it glitches and kicks you into another dimension or whatever this is
00:38:40i don't see any other doors
00:38:42let's start walking and hope we find something or get kicked out
00:38:48this is so weird i feel like a sheet of paper
00:38:51and we can only walk sideways like egyptian hieroglyphs
00:38:55at least it's a happy cartoon and not some kind of weird mango
00:39:00mango did you mean manga
00:39:02ah whatever nerd just keep an eye out for another door
00:39:07ida how long have you been an elf
00:39:10um hundreds of years
00:39:12you kind of stopped counting after the first hundred
00:39:14did you always want to be an elf
00:39:17ah honey i didn't choose this life
00:39:19i was born into it
00:39:21it's like you
00:39:21you were born into being a human
00:39:23to work
00:39:24pay bills
00:39:25live in a wooden house
00:39:26i feel bad for y'all actually
00:39:28i was born into being an elf
00:39:30to make toys
00:39:31pay bills
00:39:32and live in a candy house
00:39:34that melts from time to time
00:39:37those sound exactly the same
00:39:39maybe worse
00:39:40i actually feel bad for you
00:39:42yeah
00:39:43our house never melts
00:39:45all right yeah
00:39:47it gets tough sometimes
00:39:48but just 300 more years
00:39:50and i can finally retire
00:39:51and then what
00:39:53retired elves move up from the toy shop
00:39:55to present wrapping
00:39:56i love presents
00:39:57so it's a perfect fit
00:39:58that's not retirement
00:39:59that's just more work
00:40:02what would your dream job be
00:40:03oh
00:40:05santa
00:40:06are you kidding me
00:40:07do you know how much work actually goes into being santa
00:40:11why do you think he's always eating cookies and looking jolly
00:40:13it's a stressful gig
00:40:15and now kids just want their touch pads for christmas
00:40:18so we've had to pivot
00:40:19it's madness out there
00:40:21i'm lucky to even have a job
00:40:23recessions hit the north pole too you know
00:40:25then what would you want
00:40:28somewhere with a beach
00:40:30sand, sun, blue water that's not frozen all year
00:40:33that would be perfect
00:40:35door
00:40:37finally
00:40:39seems to be the only one here
00:40:40well looks like we don't have a choice amelia
00:40:43the key
00:40:45emily
00:40:46yes sorry
00:40:48bad with names
00:40:56yes
00:40:58we're back in human form
00:40:58yes
00:40:59but
00:41:00whoop
00:41:04RUN!
00:41:05RUN!
00:41:30Adam?
00:41:32Aida?
00:41:59Okay.
00:42:01If we take x and times it by infinity, we get the root value of gravity.
00:42:09And then the matrix becomes a times x times b with the power of 3.16.
00:42:18Genius!
00:42:20Why?
00:42:21Where is she?
00:42:22I don't know.
00:42:23It just got bright and we woke up here.
00:42:25Excuse me.
00:42:27Classes don't start for another two months.
00:42:31We're not students.
00:42:38We went through a portal in our chimney and now we're looking for Santa.
00:42:41Do you have to tell everyone we meet our story?
00:42:43It's true.
00:42:45It's true.
00:42:46What he's saying is we've seen too many science fiction movies.
00:42:50Then why are you dressed like an elf?
00:42:55No.
00:42:56Okay.
00:42:57You know what?
00:42:58Fine.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:59I'm an elf from North Pole and we lost Santa who fell into a wormhole on Christmas Eve and
00:43:04now he's stuck in the back rooms of our universe.
00:43:07Did you say a wormhole on Christmas Eve?
00:43:17Okay, laugh it up.
00:43:19No, it's just that's exactly what I'm working here.
00:43:26What?
00:43:27Right.
00:43:28Yeah, I have discovered a tear in space-time and it happens once in a hundred years on Christmas
00:43:37Eve.
00:43:38Yes, that's exactly what happened to us.
00:43:42Wait, once in a hundred years?
00:43:45Yeah, it's one of those rare occurrences where all the planets align and gravity splits open.
00:43:51So, how do we get out?
00:43:55I don't know.
00:43:57It's just a theory.
00:43:59I also have a theory for aliens and ancient civilization.
00:44:02Okay, can we just stick to this one for now?
00:44:05In your theory, how would we get back?
00:44:08Can we just stick to this one for you?
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:19Oh.
00:44:22Oh.
00:44:23Oh.
00:44:36very interesting what this marker smells like green apple okay can we get back to the theory
00:44:48oh yeah well uh you have to find the time rip and go through it okay where is that
00:44:56it could be anywhere space in the ocean uh but most likely in the direction of the planets
00:45:06this cell the device made up of brass those sailors used to use back in the days
00:45:13no it has a big compass on there a sextant Emily has one of those get one of those okay
00:45:22and stay
00:45:23in the location where you arrived okay then exactly one minute before midnight using gmp
00:45:31minus 12 time zone you point the device to the brightest star and that's where all the planets
00:45:38are aligned and that's where you are going to see something like a very bright nebula go to it
00:45:47okay great we can do that now we just need to find Emily
00:46:07what have i done charles now i'm stuck here in the woods forever
00:46:13what are you doing now
00:46:25santa
00:46:27well who are how did you get here it's a long story but
00:46:35i heard you coming down the chimney and i found a sand hat so me and my brother and i
00:46:42went to check if
00:46:43you were stuck but we ended up falling and i don't know here
00:46:51so you came to save me yeah
00:47:07hey i'm done with the sand
00:47:13i'm sorry you're here and i appreciate your coming but kids don't believe in me anymore
00:47:23they just sit on their tablets and phones and no one wants toys anymore and the naughty list
00:47:32just keeps getting longer and longer
00:47:37what's so good about this place anyway
00:47:42heat quiet no elves running around asking questions and always so hungry
00:47:53maybe you could take a vacation after christmas
00:47:59no thank you so what now
00:48:04sit here build a cabin
00:48:09eat cookies and watch the sunset every day
00:48:15and maybe in a hundred years when the gateway opens again i'll come back maybe
00:48:25but what about the kids that believe in you the kids that wait for you every year the ones that
00:48:32look up look up to you
00:48:35no one believes in me
00:48:42i believe in you i believe in you so much
00:48:47that i fell down the chimney i went back to the 80s and almost got eaten by a t-rex
00:48:53just to save you
00:48:54you went through that door i'm so sorry
00:49:04you're one of the rare ones
00:49:08you're one of the rare ones emily right how do you know i'm santa i know
00:49:21it is getting kind of boring here
00:49:25but even if i wanted to go back i i couldn't i need the key to everywhere
00:49:33you mean this one
00:49:36the key you have it
00:50:01One small little detail I forgot to mention.
00:50:07What? What detail?
00:50:11You're going to need an airplane.
00:50:12A plane? Where are we going to get a plane?
00:50:16I just told you my theory and how it works.
00:50:20Technically, you could land up in any dimension.
00:50:25Like the fourth dimension?
00:50:27Sixth. Except I do not know.
00:50:30Okay, back to reality here.
00:50:32In your expertise, how likely is this to work?
00:50:38Fifty-fifty.
00:50:39Fifty percent?
00:50:41No. Forty-sixty. No, wait.
00:50:46Thirty-five, sixty-five. Not in your favor.
00:50:49We'll have to take it.
00:50:52One final important thing.
00:50:56Oh, no. Hey!
00:50:59Is he dead?
00:51:00I think it's kicking us out again.
00:51:13I think it's broken.
00:51:14When we used it, it sent us to weird places at different times.
00:51:20The key only works for Santa.
00:51:25If it senses anyone else, it sends them to random places and times.
00:51:32So, he'll go back?
00:51:35Yes.
00:51:37You're right.
00:51:38Kids need me.
00:51:43But, we've got to get going.
00:51:46Because we need to get done before Christmas.
00:51:49Wait!
00:51:50What about my brother and Ida?
00:51:53I'll tell you a secret.
00:51:55To the west of here is a door.
00:51:57It does not need a key.
00:51:59And it shows you a glimpse of where you will go before you enter it.
00:52:04Hope that helps.
00:52:05Oh, Ida.
00:52:06She says she wanted a promotion by the beach.
00:52:19She has been doing an excellent job with you tonight.
00:52:24I think there's a toy research position opening in Hawaii.
00:52:29I'll see what I can do.
00:52:33Merry Christmas!
00:52:34Bye!
00:52:35Bye!
00:52:42Emily!
00:52:45I saw Santa.
00:52:46What?
00:52:46Where?
00:52:47Here.
00:52:48I just saw him.
00:52:49He wasn't lost.
00:52:50He just said he wanted to quit because the kids didn't believe him anymore.
00:52:53He wanted to quit?
00:52:55Yeah.
00:52:56He said that there was a door we could go to to leave.
00:52:59Oh, and I also put in a good word for you.
00:53:03Now, where's that door?
00:53:05That way.
00:53:14How did that little sneaky find Santa?
00:53:17Don't let them escape.
00:53:19It appears Santa told them of the never-ending door.
00:53:26You're trying to go back home after saving Christmas, but I won't allow it.
00:53:35That's the door.
00:53:36You said we didn't need a key to go inside and we could take a glance.
00:53:39Well, great.
00:53:40Because we need to find an airport.
00:53:41What?
00:53:42I found a way to get us to the exact time and place we were.
00:53:45I'll explain everything later.
00:53:46You said you were coming.
00:53:48You did not need to go inside.
00:53:49Oh.
00:53:54Oh.
00:53:55Oh.
00:53:55Oh.
00:53:56Oh.
00:54:03Oh.
00:54:06Oh.
00:54:11Oh.
00:54:41Whoa, what year is this?
00:54:44Uh, the 90s.
00:54:46Okay, Emily, I'm going to need you to use your special compass.
00:54:50We met the professor and he told us how to get home.
00:54:53A 40% chance of getting home.
00:54:55You see that star?
00:54:59I need you to use your scope and tell us the direction where we need to go.
00:55:06Oh, let's see if this plane works.
00:55:09Attention, all passengers on flight 152 to Miami, please report to gate 47.
00:55:15That's all, passengers on flight 152 to Miami, please report to gate 47.
00:55:27Okay, let's see, um, altimeter?
00:55:32Artificial horizon?
00:55:34Do you even know how to turn this on?
00:55:36Of course.
00:55:37You just, uh, ah, there we go.
00:55:40Hold on.
00:55:41Wait.
00:55:42Do you know how to fly this thing?
00:55:44Yes.
00:55:45I just need to find the gas pedal.
00:55:47Ah!
00:55:49What gas pedal?
00:55:51It's right there.
00:55:53Oh!
00:56:20What does Master Caution mean?
00:56:22Uh, it means be careful.
00:56:25Okay, Emily, I need you to use your device again and point us in the direction west of the star.
00:56:31Try keeping steady.
00:56:33It's moving all over the place.
00:56:42Okay.
00:56:46That way.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:49Something's there.
00:56:54Are we just supposed to go straight into it?
00:56:57That's the plan.
00:57:04We're almost there.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:11Everybody ready?
00:57:12Go!
00:57:13We're going in!
00:57:17What's happening?
00:57:18Our realm is about to implode.
00:57:31No!
00:57:50We're going in!
00:58:08Adam, Adam, what happened, did we make it, what if it was just a dream, a dream we both
00:58:19had, do y'all have any butter, what,
00:58:24what are you doing here, I'm making breakfast, you need to leave, now, geez, there's no hospitality
00:58:31with you human kids, I'm going, I'm going, Merry Christmas, you little babies,
00:58:41oh, whoa, either mom won the lottery or, it was all real,
00:58:53to Emily from Santa, thanks for believing, to Adam from Santa, no thanks for not believing,
00:59:00but thanks for helping your sister, what's all this, oh mom, you didn't have to,
00:59:12this is the best Christmas ever, well, you kids have been great,
00:59:20and I'm sure, I'm sure Santa would agree, by the way, there was a postcard at the door,
00:59:34Ada from, Ida, oh, just a friend from school, Hawaii, next Christmas, you guys ready to head
00:59:43over to grandma's, sure, sure, that was thinking after, we could watch a movie, let's see,
00:59:51hmm, the Christmas corgi, ah, meh, Jingle Bell Ranch, sounds lame, oh, the ghost elves of Christmas
01:00:00future, based on a true story, sounds interesting,
01:00:08it all started when I was sitting in my room one day on the night before Christmas
01:00:21when suddenly a group of elves appeared in my room
01:00:25they told me they were from the future, a future that was dark and bleak, a future where robots had
01:00:32taken over the world, and they needed my help to save them
01:00:58in a world where robots have taken over
01:01:02the planet, three elves must go back in time, to find a hero, and save mankind, this Christmas
01:01:13nothing will prepare you for, ghost elves from the future's past
01:01:41so
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