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00:00:01How are you crazy cult film cult fans, man? I'm Craig Muckler. I'm king of the B-movies.
00:00:11I welcome you to yet another Polonio Brothers Entertainment Show Fest. I want you to sit down
00:00:19and enjoy this crazy fun film. Maybe have a joint or a beer or pretend I'm sitting right
00:00:29next to you. As you know, I'm crazy, right? After all, this inspired movie is inspired by Edgar
00:00:40Allen Poe and Lovecraft. I was told I'm a reincarnation of them. Certainly my films are. It's like
00:00:52my cult, theatrical cult film, Microwave Massacre. Well, this will be a thrill of a lifetime,
00:01:00this film. Sit down, relax. And if you don't like it, what's on my phone? Oh, and if you're
00:01:13really too afraid of this film, you can turn it off and watch Microwave Massacre or Malibu
00:01:22High. I will not tell the producers.
00:01:32Eteral brew the shadows on this ground, dreaming of centuries that have gone for. Great elms rise
00:01:41solemnly by slab and mound, harsh high above a hidden world of yore. Round all the scene a light of
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00:01:50plays, and dead leaves whisper of departed days logging for sights and sounds that are no more.
00:01:59Lonely and sad, a specter glides along aisles where of old his living footsteps fell. No common glance
00:02:09discerns him though his song peels down through time with a mysterious spell. Only the few who
00:02:17the sorcery secret know a spy amidst these tombs. The shade of Poe. Boo.
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00:03:11people heard aboutQue in a deep city all across the street, and they'll not give his
00:03:16some amazing life.
00:03:16And that was always m-a- Stream!
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00:10:47And the temperature.
00:10:48High, 35, low, 22.
00:10:51With the potential of light snow this evening.
00:10:54Haha.
00:10:55Wind guests will be primarily in the air.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:00Hahaha.
00:11:00With more of today's forecast, we'll check back with you later in the day.
00:11:27Harbour!
00:11:29Hey, Coast Guard!
00:11:31All clear!
00:11:46Hello, I'm your host, isn't it?
00:12:05I'm sure we are.
00:12:32Hello, world!
00:12:35And welcome to the In My Footsteps podcast.
00:12:38I am Christopher Sederland, coming to you from the vacation destination known as Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
00:12:45This week's show is going to be an excellent show.
00:12:48It's going to be about famous authors who have visited Cape Cod in the past.
00:12:53But before we get into that, I've got a special sponsor, Misfits Gym.
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00:13:17So let's get into this show.
00:13:20Provincetown has had many, many visitors throughout the years.
00:13:23But many don't know that two notorious New England authors of the 19th and 20th centuries both visited there under
00:13:31very strange circumstances.
00:13:34We'll start in 1826 with Edgar Allan Poe.
00:13:38He took a ferry from Boston to Land's End for what he called an ongoing investigation.
00:13:46He spent only a few days there and very little is known about what he did, what he was investigating.
00:13:53Now let's move forward a hundred years.
00:13:55H.P. Lovecraft, 1926.
00:13:59He spent a few days in Provincetown that summer, wandering the dunes.
00:14:04He was seen on multiple occasions shopping, taking strolls.
00:14:08And much like Poe, it is said that Lovecraft was also conducting his own research on another investigation.
00:14:17Now a hundred years later, you've got to ask yourself, what were they looking for?
00:14:25Sucks, I'm so unhappy.
00:14:27What is it now?
00:14:28I'm cold.
00:14:29It's winter on Cape Cod.
00:14:31What did you expect?
00:14:32It's beautiful.
00:14:34Take it all in.
00:14:35It's cold.
00:14:37Hey, I think I found something.
00:14:45Look what I got.
00:14:46Is it contagious?
00:14:49What is that?
00:14:54Weird.
00:14:5615 months ago.
00:14:57Celebrating inside where there's less windchill and frost.
00:15:09The stage is now set.
00:15:11The stage is now set.
00:15:40Excuse me.
00:15:41Would it be too much if I could bother you for, like, an autograph?
00:15:56I love the raven.
00:15:58Mmm.
00:16:23From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent.
00:16:28The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
00:16:33I never ask a man what his business is, or it never interests me.
00:16:38What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.
00:16:42That is not dead.
00:16:50Oh, shit.
00:17:21What the hell are we watching?
00:17:24It's called the Cape Cod piece.
00:17:30A piece of what?
00:17:32It's a good question.
00:17:34I think it's about Cape Cod.
00:17:36It could be a piece of chicken.
00:17:39Or a piece of ass.
00:17:40Maybe it's a piece of shit.
00:17:41Is there anything else you can complain about today?
00:17:44Is clam chowder all we've got to eat?
00:17:46Amazing.
00:17:47Can we please get a pizza tomorrow?
00:17:54Yes, definitely a piece of chicken.
00:18:07Can we please watch something else?
00:18:09Anything other than this?
00:18:19Oh I love this show!
00:18:26What the hell is this?
00:18:27This is Penny Dreadful's Shilling Shockers.
00:18:29She has a public access TV show that shows old horror movies.
00:18:33I was going to guess that.
00:18:39I'm not eating chowder this entire week.
00:18:41Seriously.
00:18:42We are getting a pizza.
00:18:43Okay Levi.
00:18:44God.
00:18:45Tomorrow I'll pick up a pizza.
00:18:51And how the hell do we not have any cable?
00:18:56We have the internet.
00:18:57Be content with that.
00:18:58Plus we're here to rehearse.
00:18:59Not much soap operas.
00:19:01I like Garoo.
00:19:03I like Garoo.
00:19:03I'm just going to see you next time.
00:19:18Look at all.
00:19:20Bye.
00:19:22Bye.
00:19:31Bye.
00:19:33Shave your ass.
00:20:01The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its
00:20:08contents.
00:20:09We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not
00:20:16meant that we should voyage far.
00:20:19The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little.
00:20:24But someday the piecing together of disassociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful
00:20:33position therein,
00:20:35that we shall either go mad from the revelation, or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety
00:20:41of a dark new age.
00:21:32What the hell are we doing?
00:21:33We're making an investment, Levi. We can't go to the beach, so we're bringing the beach inside.
00:21:38We'll just cut the shit and run our lines.
00:21:43Fine.
00:21:44Levi killed the beach party, Fitzy.
00:21:46Levi, life's a beach!
00:21:49Mom!
00:22:05Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten
00:22:13lore.
00:22:13While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
00:22:19To some visitor I muttered, tapping at my chamber door.
00:22:22Only this and nothing more.
00:22:24Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, and each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the
00:22:31floor.
00:22:32Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow.
00:22:35For my book's secretive sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore.
00:22:38For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore.
00:22:41Nameless here forevermore.
00:22:43And the silk and sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain thrilled me, filled me with fantastic terrors never felt
00:22:50before.
00:22:51So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
00:22:54To some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door.
00:22:57Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door.
00:23:00This it is, and nothing more.
00:23:02Presently my soul grew stronger, hesitating then no longer.
00:23:06Sir, said I, or madam, truly your forgiveness, I implore.
00:23:10But the fact is, I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, and so faintly you came tapping, tapping
00:23:15at my chamber door.
00:23:16That I scarce was sure I heard you, here I opened wide the door.
00:23:19Darkness there, and nothing more.
00:23:21Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream.
00:23:29Before, but the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token.
00:23:33And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, Lenore.
00:23:36This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, Lenore.
00:23:44Fitzy, it's your line.
00:23:46Shoot, I'm sorry.
00:23:47Merely this, and nothing more.
00:23:50Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning.
00:23:54Soon again I heard it happening, somewhat louder than before.
00:23:58Surely, said I, surely that is something at my window lattice.
00:24:01Let me see, then, what there it is, and this mystery explore.
00:24:05Let my heart be still a moment, and this mystery explore.
00:24:08Tis the wind, and nothing more.
00:24:09Open here I flung the shutter, when with many a flirt and flutter.
00:24:14In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
00:24:18Not the least obsidian made he, not a minute stopped or stayed he.
00:24:22But with mine of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door.
00:24:25Perched upon a bust of palace just above my chamber door.
00:24:28Perched and sat, and nothing more.
00:24:31Though thy crest be sworn and shaven thou, I said, art sure no craven.
00:24:36Ghastly graven, ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
00:24:39Tell me what thy lordly name-
00:24:41Fitzy, that's my line.
00:24:42Oh, dang, sorry.
00:24:43Jesus Christ.
00:24:44Tell me what thy lordly name is on the night's Clutonian shore.
00:24:48Quoth the raven, nevermore.
00:24:50You got that part right.
00:24:51Flavin, cut it out.
00:24:52Where was I?
00:24:53Much I marveled.
00:24:54Right.
00:24:56Much I marveled, this ungainly fowled.
00:24:58Hear discourse so plainly.
00:24:59Though its answer little meaning, little relevancy bore.
00:25:03For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being.
00:25:06Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door.
00:25:09Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door.
00:25:12With such name as nevermore.
00:25:14But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only that one word, as if his soul,
00:25:20in that one word he did outpour.
00:25:22Nothing further than he uttered, not a feather that he fluttered, till I scarcely more than
00:25:26muttered, other friends have flown before.
00:25:29On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.
00:25:32Then the bird said, nevermore.
00:25:34Startled at the stillness broken by replies so aptly spoken, doubtless said I.
00:25:39What it utters is its only stock in store.
00:25:42Caught from some unhappy master, whom unmerciful disaster, followed fast and followed faster,
00:25:47till his songs when burden bore.
00:25:48Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore.
00:25:51Of never, nevermore.
00:25:52But the raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling.
00:25:57Straight I wheeled a cushion seat in front of bird and Boston door.
00:26:01Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking.
00:26:05Fancy into fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore.
00:26:08What this grim, ungainly, ghostly, gone, ominous bird of yore.
00:26:12Meant in croaking nevermore.
00:26:14This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing.
00:26:17To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burden into my bosom's core.
00:26:22This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining,
00:26:25On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er.
00:26:28But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er?
00:26:31She shall press on nevermore.
00:26:34Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer,
00:26:38Swung by seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tuffled floor.
00:26:42Wretch, I cried, thy God hath lent thee.
00:26:45By these angels he hath sent thee.
00:26:48Respite, respite, and nepotheen from thy memories of Lenore.
00:26:53Quaff, O quaff, this kind nepotheen, and forget the lost Lenore.
00:26:57Quoth the raven nevermore.
00:26:59Prophets, said I, thing of evil.
00:27:01Prophets still, if bird or devil.
00:27:03Whether tempter sent, or whether temptest tossed thee here ashore.
00:27:06Desolate yet, all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted.
00:27:10On this home by horror haunted, tell me truly, I implore.
00:27:13Is there, is there balm in Gilead?
00:27:16Tell me, tell me, I implore.
00:27:18Quoth the raven nevermore.
00:27:20Prophet, I said, thing of evil.
00:27:23Prophets still, if bird or devil.
00:27:25By that heaven that bends us above, by that God we both adore.
00:27:29Tell this soul with sorrow laden, if within the distant Aden.
00:27:33It shall clasp a Satan maiden, whom the angels name Lenore.
00:27:38Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:27:40Fitzy.
00:27:41Oh shoot, I'm sorry.
00:27:42Just say your damn line.
00:27:43Quoth the raven nevermore.
00:27:45I'm sorry.
00:27:47Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend I shrieked of starting.
00:27:50Get thee back into the temptest and the night's plutonian shore.
00:27:53Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken.
00:27:57Leave my loneliness unbroken.
00:27:59Quit the bust above my door.
00:28:00Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door.
00:28:04Quoth the raven nevermore.
00:28:05And the raven never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting.
00:28:10On the pallid bust of palace just above my chamber door.
00:28:13And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon that is dreaming.
00:28:17And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadows on the floor.
00:28:21And my soul from out the shadow that lies floating on the door.
00:28:26Shall be lifted nevermore.
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00:29:36Just breathe. Everything will be okay.
00:29:40Everything will be okay.
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00:30:05Okay!
00:30:05Okay!
00:30:22Mark, not much of a horror movie if you ask me.
00:30:25Not enough blood, not enough gore, nudity, sex, you know, everything that makes a horror movie great.
00:30:32I agree, Steven. It's definitely lacking something.
00:30:36Well, maybe the second act will be great.
00:30:38And if you want to come on my show eventually, just let me know. Be glad to have you on.
00:30:45You were saying?
00:30:46You're making a lot oframatиссies and all the things that I mightard you for you to let you go.
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00:31:07This is a goodman's thing.
00:31:08I hope you're not fighting investors on the right thing.
00:31:08Listen to my friends and my friends that I've seen.
00:31:08I've seen a lot of people, but he not seen yet.
00:31:08Now, your friends should be hanging out from me.
00:31:08This is a list of some of the new things that I did not надо to leave here for you.
00:31:09Turn aש that the old stuff to do as bad guys.
00:31:10There have been a list of theィポocitия on the train that leaves.
00:31:11The路 in that is not joining me and I'm starting to reach out theOlres,
00:31:16Let's go.
00:31:48Let's go.
00:32:18Let's go.
00:32:48Let's go.
00:33:17Okay, and today's guest is Evelyn.
00:33:20Oh, Evelyn, I don't even have a last name for you, let alone a title.
00:33:25So what should we call you?
00:33:28We are all in great danger.
00:33:31Great way to start off an introduction, Evelyn.
00:33:33For those who are local to Cape Cod, you might know Evelyn as a psychic, a storyteller.
00:33:40Some might even call you a soothsayer.
00:33:43So with that, what have you got to say, Soothy?
00:33:48Mock me if you must, but the stage has been set.
00:33:51The three sisters have returned to the land's end.
00:33:54These are the gray ones, the witches.
00:33:57The gray.
00:34:00So kind of like the three sisters' lighthouses?
00:34:02Because we did a previous show on that topic about the lighthouses being moved, stuff like that.
00:34:08The sisters are witches.
00:34:10Hags that share one eye and one tooth.
00:34:13Wow, so they should be easy to spot, right?
00:34:18You must listen.
00:34:20They are part of the story of what's yet to come.
00:34:22You mentioned on your previous show that the two pilgrims came to Brumstown to seek this out.
00:34:29H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe before him.
00:34:32Both men knew of the stories and came here to find out that the darkness truly existed.
00:34:39So they came to find the darkness?
00:34:41Yes.
00:34:43Also known as the Black Flash.
00:34:46Did you say Black Flash?
00:34:49They both came to document their investigations on the truth of the Black Flash.
00:34:53Both failed and in return became the Black Flash, which has haunted the townspeople for generations.
00:35:00If the signs all read to be true, the Black Flash will return to reign supreme.
00:35:05Are you saying that the legend of the Black Flash on the cape are the spirits of Edgar Allan Poe
00:35:11and H.P. Lovecraft?
00:35:13The Black Flash is a ghost.
00:35:15And a ghost is nothing more than unfinished business.
00:35:18The darkness has returned in the unfinished evil spirit of Lovecraft and Poe.
00:35:25I'm gonna have to call bullshit out on you, Evelyn. Sorry.
00:35:28You see, the legends of the Black Flash started in the 1930s. Poe visited here over a hundred years prior
00:35:34to that.
00:35:35But, and as for Lovecraft, the only thing he did in this town was walk around.
00:35:42No, he did more than just walk around.
00:35:45No, I disagree. He came here and did nothing but walk around.
00:35:51Look, you're being a little hostile.
00:35:53I came here on your program to warn your audience that shit is going to hit the fan pretty soon.
00:35:59The Black Flash was folklore that came over here from England, nothing more.
00:36:07Nevermore?
00:36:09What?
00:36:12Cape Cod will be completely underwater by the end of this week.
00:36:17Okay, and how's Lovecraft going to do this? With help from Cthulhu?
00:36:22Don't say his name!
00:36:24Come on!
00:36:51Come on!
00:36:55The sisters are witches, hags that share one eye and two.
00:37:49ELECTRONIC MUSIC
00:38:09Excuse me, um, could you direct me to Spiritist Pizza, please?
00:38:12Sure, it's down Commercial Street on your right.
00:38:15Okay, thanks.
00:38:28Are you Frankenstein?
00:38:31No, me Frankenstein monster!
00:38:36Okay.
00:38:42Five large pizzas, a TV, a quesabilla, and a large box of tampons, extra small.
00:38:50Is that right?
00:38:51Only one way to find out.
00:38:56Soon there will be no more time to breathe.
00:39:07Hey guys, I'm back.
00:39:08The pizza shop is closed, but I picked up this cool art.
00:39:19You bought a TV?
00:39:22With cable.
00:39:23And where did you get pizza?
00:39:25Levi ordered it.
00:39:26With the television.
00:39:27And beer.
00:39:32Levi, we're here to rehearse.
00:39:34Not get drunk.
00:39:35God, I'm so sick of hearing about rehearsing.
00:39:37We're on spring break, why can't we do both?
00:39:39Let's celebrate the fact that we're out here on spring break.
00:39:42Because Fitzy can't hold her liquor and you're a drunk.
00:39:45I'm not a drunk.
00:39:46I like to have a few drinks, pass out on occasion, and wake up from having had sex with a
00:39:49delivery man.
00:39:57You gurus enjoy your break, and thanks for the coffee.
00:40:10Oh my god, Levi!
00:40:12What?
00:40:12It's cool enough to be your dad.
00:40:13I'm too.
00:40:14First of all, I'm on spring break.
00:40:16Second, it's too cold outside to do anything else.
00:40:18And third, this sucks.
00:40:20Well, then maybe you should take a bus back to the city.
00:40:22Or maybe you can catch a ride with your salty daddy.
00:40:24Look, bitch.
00:40:26Stop fighting, please.
00:40:34Great.
00:40:35Look what you did.
00:40:36I didn't do anything.
00:40:37You started it.
00:40:38What if she wanders too far and gets lost and doesn't remember what the cottage looks like?
00:40:42We're surrounded by water.
00:40:43How far can she go?
00:40:44Oh my god, she can't swim.
00:40:46Fitzy!
00:40:58We should've gone to Cancun.
00:41:15This may be my final video log before the end.
00:41:19The witches have returned to the province lands.
00:41:22The spirit of Lovecraft is stronger than it has ever been.
00:41:26Soon, the High Priestess of the Great Old Ones, the Sleeper of Araya, the Great Dreamer,
00:41:33the Slumbering One, the Great Old One, will finally emerge from his sleep and fall upon us.
00:41:41I wait here in the dunes for a sign.
00:42:02Petit!
00:42:10Petit!
00:42:11Petit!
00:42:12Petit!
00:42:23Petit!
00:42:31Petit!
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00:43:03Petit!
00:43:04door and his eyes have all the seeming of a demons that is streaming and the
00:43:10lamplight or him streaming throws his shadow on the floor and my soul from out
00:43:15that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted nevermore
00:43:38so
00:43:45so
00:43:46so
00:43:46so
00:44:10Sarah?
00:44:12Hello?
00:44:15Levy?
00:44:19Is anyone there?
00:44:51Ladies and gentlemen, Cake Boss by Eccentric.
00:45:05Man, doesn't anyone have good shit anymore?
00:45:07I might know this one guy.
00:45:09Who is it?
00:45:10They call him the Cake Boss and he delivers like Mr. Beesley.
00:45:14Legend has it that his lines are hit.
00:45:16You harder than ten tabs of acid.
00:45:17Leave you on your ass if you tripped before doing a backflip.
00:45:20He's higher than the average.
00:45:22Prime with the raps.
00:45:22Feeling bigger than the Amazon.
00:45:24A giant with Calvin Harris.
00:45:25And Gorilla with the tactics.
00:45:27Seals Team 6.
00:45:28Status like magic.
00:45:29He's bound to swish on the ass.
00:45:31It's natural like imagining dragons in the sky.
00:45:33So it's no wonder why his head is in the clouds when he's rapping.
00:45:36But he's still tackling the tracks like Usain.
00:45:38Popping pharmacy speed.
00:45:40Living faster than Barry Allen.
00:45:41Brains are crossbow with lyrical bolts and emotions held back.
00:45:44It's probably best not to be in his vision when he snaps.
00:45:46But even on his game he isn't playing.
00:45:49He never aimed for attention and didn't do it for cash.
00:45:51And he questions being active since he's seen his FedEx to shake hair titties.
00:45:54And gain a million since fall that was in a flash.
00:45:56So he stays busy till the day ends anyway and all.
00:45:59He's got his inspiration whenever the beat's banging.
00:46:01But his mind keeps on straying off into outer space.
00:46:04And he wonders if it would be the same without his medications.
00:46:07Life's a trip so he packed for a vacation and booked a plane.
00:46:09Cause he's only got one and ain't trying to waste it on Facebook.
00:46:12Scrolling social media in the name of staying active.
00:46:14All life passes him by like the first side.
00:46:16It's like he's trapped.
00:46:17Trapped in that matrix trying to find a way to escape it.
00:46:19Yet the more he tries the more it looks like he'll never make it.
00:46:22He's grateful for music.
00:46:23It's all he could relate with.
00:46:25But there's nothing for him in this world that he was ever great at.
00:46:27And he can't take it.
00:46:28He's motivated but frustrated.
00:46:30Anxious to the point where he can't concentrate.
00:46:32For Christ's sake.
00:46:32They fed him amphetamines and they'll tell him hit the brakes.
00:46:35But he can't.
00:46:35He hits light speed and blasts off into space.
00:46:38He can't stop how much jaw dropping the way he tops it off.
00:46:41Like the cake boss with the frosting.
00:46:43Coughing cause he's so sick proceed with caution.
00:46:45Like COVID a beast with so many bars the knots but would be exhausting.
00:46:48He can't stop how much jaw dropping the way he tops it off.
00:46:51Like the cake boss with the frosting.
00:46:53Coughing cause he's so sick proceed with caution.
00:46:55Like COVID a beast with so many bars the knots but would be exhausting.
00:46:59His face is out distancing, overthinking.
00:47:01They almost made him a victim but he became the villain.
00:47:03They couldn't stop the reaction like a tower bomb dropping.
00:47:06When he went ballistic on him and hit him back with precision
00:47:08Haters saw him shine until they tried to steal the status
00:47:11And still waste their time complaining, wondering why they don't got it
00:47:14Even blindfolded, he'll beat them jackasses like a piñata
00:47:16While he's pulling wraps out his hat like magic, ta-da
00:47:19Beast mode of life's the game, spitting gases as cheat codes
00:47:22To defeat those pricks, sticking it to him every week
00:47:24So he just keeps going, picking him off like these whip-ariko
00:47:27Chewing him up and ripping him into pieces
00:47:28So there's definitely no way you can stop him
00:47:30It's jaw-dropping the way he tops it off
00:47:32Like the cake boss with the frosting
00:47:34Coughing cause he's so sick, proceed with caution
00:47:36Like COVID abuse with so many bars, the knots, but would it be exhausting
00:47:39You can't stop him, it's jaw-dropping the way he tops it off
00:47:43Like the cake boss with the frosting
00:47:45Coughing cause he's so sick, proceed with caution
00:47:47Like COVID abuse with so many bars, the knots, but would it be exhausting
00:47:50Oh shit, hit him up
00:47:52Oh actually, he's not taking any calls
00:47:54But what the fuck
00:47:59Wow
00:48:03Sometimes the pain is unbounded
00:48:06Almost nobody thinks it's sober
00:48:09Unless they happen to be insane
00:48:12Oh fuck
00:48:13Oh fuck
00:48:15Oh fuck
00:48:21Oh fuck
00:48:24Oh fuck
00:48:50I don't know.
00:49:11I don't know.
00:49:32I don't know.
00:50:00I have seen the dark in the first dawn, where the black planets roll without aim, where
00:50:06they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or luster or name.
00:50:13Hello, world, and welcome to the In My Footsteps podcast.
00:50:18I am Christopher Sederland, coming to you from the vacation destination known as Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
00:50:26All right, so we've got a great show this week.
00:50:28I'm going to try to wash the sour taste out of my mouth of the debacle of the last episode
00:50:36with Evelyn.
00:50:37She was not the greatest guest.
00:50:39Before we get there, the way we're going to wash the horrible taste out of our mouth is with some
00:50:45great food.
00:50:47Sponsor of this week's episode, Kiki's Cape Cod Kitchen.
00:50:51Cape Cod cuisine with a Cape Verde and a Portuguese type of flair to it.
00:50:57You can get this everywhere, Barnes & Noble, Amazon.
00:51:01I'm going to make some great food after this episode and try to wash the horrible taste out of my
00:51:07mouth from last week's show.
00:51:09In our last episode, we talked about the films of Victor Franco.
00:51:12We talked about his films Killer Campout, Hekatoom, and his opus Solitaire.
00:51:19Now, I want to focus on his later works in the world of documentaries.
00:51:35Sorry about that. We'll edit that out after.
00:51:39So I've got some props here.
00:51:40I got this from Cape Hook Designs.
00:51:44Another good friend, another good sponsor.
00:51:49Out of all the documentaries to come out on Cape Cod,
00:51:53one needs to ask the question of how pivotal this film was for investigation
00:51:58and solving the oldest unsolved murder mystery on Cape Cod, nearly five decades.
00:52:04Lady of the Dunes.
00:52:06Now, many will argue...
00:52:23Anyway, the book I wrote, based on the investigation and the filming of...
00:52:30I wrote in the book I wrote, based on theосьbro, about 150 feet in close to base,
00:53:00The third day I wrote, when I wrote,
00:53:08Fancy!
00:53:40I don't know.
00:54:24I don't know.
00:54:57I don't know.
00:55:00I don't know.
00:55:54I don't know.
00:55:59I don't know.
00:56:37Hey guys, I'm back.
00:56:49Hello?
00:56:51Hello?
00:56:52Vinci?
00:56:54Levi?
00:57:08Levi?
00:57:09Levi?
00:57:21Levi?
00:57:40Who are you?
00:57:43Who are you?
00:57:44I am Providence.
00:57:49I am Providence.
00:57:55I am Providence.
00:57:58But you are in Provincetown now. Providence nevermore.
00:58:10The world is indeed comic.
00:58:15There the traveler meets a ghast.
00:58:19The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.
00:58:24The oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
00:58:32Choose your weapon.
00:58:38It's boxing night on Cape Cod.
00:58:40And welcome to the fight of the century between two literary legends of the 19th and 20th century.
00:58:48This is going to be a match for the ages.
00:58:50H.P.
00:58:52H.P.
00:58:52Lovecraft.
00:58:53Record.
00:58:530-0-0.
00:58:55Height.
00:58:555'10".
00:58:57Weight.
00:58:57200 pounds.
00:58:59Dead.
00:58:5989 years.
00:59:00Title.
00:59:02Father of cosmic horror.
00:59:04Edgar Allan Poe.
00:59:05Record.
00:59:060-0-0.
00:59:08Height.
00:59:085'8".
00:59:09Weight.
00:59:10140 pounds.
00:59:12Dead.
00:59:13177 years.
00:59:15Title.
00:59:15Father of the detective story.
00:59:18As you can see, the scorecard shows both writers even with professional matches.
00:59:24Lovecraft does hold an advantage in both weight and height, while Poe has been among
00:59:29the dead for almost an entire century longer than Lovecraft.
00:59:33The father of the modern day horror and science fiction faces off with the father of the
00:59:38detective story.
00:59:39This one is going to be for the ages.
00:59:42It's fight night.
00:59:55Oh, that had to hurt.
00:59:57If the past is a pebble in my shoe, that punch to the face was the future rock to the
01:00:02skull.
01:00:14A little smash hit by the
01:00:37Oh my god, no!
01:01:06Wow, that last punch was so large it was cyclopean to the 10th degree.
01:01:36Oh, this is an Outer King breaking news report.
01:01:43Good evening and thank you for giving us a moment of your busy time.
01:01:49The national news broadcast has reported that a magnitude 5.7 earthquake has struck off the shores of the outermost
01:01:59keep region.
01:02:00Woo, causing the guaranteed potential of a typhoon which will be hitting the entire deep region at any minute now.
01:02:10The national guard has also reported that the temperature has dropped to an earth's share of negative 10 degrees below
01:02:19zero.
01:02:19Which is spokesperson for the cast of the church that's going on the record to report that this is a
01:02:24sign.
01:02:26Woohoo, at the end days, the humanity is falling apart.
01:02:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:02:33BIRDS CHILDREN
01:03:28Poor soul.
01:03:33Even death may die.
01:04:03Then what?
01:04:04What?
01:04:05Then what happened?
01:04:07Cthulhu rises from the ocean and you're standing on the beach staring at him?
01:04:12What happens next?
01:04:15Oh, Cthulhu sank back into the ocean and it stopped snowing and everything else.
01:04:19And what the hell happened to Lovecraft and Poe?
01:04:23No idea, actually. I'm not sure about that.
01:04:27Well, that's kind of an abrupt ending.
01:04:30Well, do you like the pitch at least? I think it could be made into a good manuscript and an
01:04:34even better movie.
01:04:36Well, yeah. I'll make the movie, but the ending sucks.
01:04:41What do you mean the ending sucks?
01:04:43Look, there's movies with good endings and there's movies with bad endings.
01:04:49And my ending sucks?
01:04:51Exactly. The ending of a movie needs to be a shock or a surprise, but never, ever boring.
01:04:59Can you give me an example?
01:05:01Sure. How's this for a good ending?
01:05:26Lonely and sad, a specter glides along aisles where of old his living footsteps fell.
01:05:35No common glance discern him, though his song peels down through time with a mysterious spell.
01:05:45Eternal brood, the shadow on this ground, dreaming of centuries that have gone before.
01:05:53Great elms rise solemnly by slab and mound, arched high above a hidden world of yore.
01:06:03Round all the scene, a light of memory plays, and dead leaves whisper of departed days.
01:06:13Longing for sights and sounds that are no more.
01:06:20Only the dew whose sorcery secret know, a spy admits these tombs, the shadow of Bo.
01:06:44Last year, we'll see you in the end of a mystery.
01:06:44The moon is finally birch, the image does not always be done.
01:06:47It's so easy that we can see these tombs, as they see them on the very human side.
01:06:49We've taken the clouds, and we've taken the clouds away from when the sun is still beginning.
01:06:49Again, we've taken a while when the sun is dying.
01:06:50Well, there is a prayer for it.
01:06:51Alright, and I've seen a cloud of a hidden folder.
01:06:53Well, that's why the power of the clearing of the city has hatched.
01:06:55We've taken it!
01:06:58Those are the power of the crews used to be taken out.
01:07:00We've taken the clouds of the sun and know it's a bit we've been at.
01:07:02Thanks for the doors to the moon.
01:07:03I don't know.
01:07:43I don't know.
01:08:08I don't know.
01:08:41I don't know.
01:09:08I don't know.
01:09:38I don't know.
01:10:13I don't know.
01:10:39I don't know.
01:11:09I don't know.
01:11:39I don't know.
01:11:52I don't know.
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:03I'll take you on my Rocky tour experience chasing chickens, punching frozen beef, and a climactic run up the steps.
01:12:12And, of course, don't forget a blessing from Father Carmine.
01:12:16Then, get you, my friend, a real Philly cheesesteak.
01:12:22You know what?
01:12:23You know what I'm saying?
01:12:24You know what I'm saying?
01:12:24You know what I'm saying?
01:12:47You know what I'm saying?
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