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00:00:03Now, Bartholomew, it's time for a bit of sophisticated humor.
00:00:08Ahem!
00:00:10Why don't scientists trust atoms?
00:00:15Because they make up everything.
00:00:19Bartholomew, that joke's older than the moon.
00:00:22But it's a classic, Marty.
00:00:25Always lead with a classic.
00:00:28I've heard better jokes than the obituaries.
00:00:32Hmm.
00:00:36Passion Delphine?
00:00:38I feel gas.
00:00:40Did someone bring the beans?
00:00:42Because that's what's electrifying the air.
00:00:47County fairs can be so depressing, especially when the entertainment is someone who's washed up.
00:00:52Speaking of that, do you remember that one ventriloquist guy?
00:00:57His dummy was named Chucklehead.
00:01:00Oh, Archibald.
00:01:02Yeah, he played at county fair over here.
00:01:05Really?
00:01:06Wow, that's sad.
00:01:08Wasn't he all over late night TV at one point?
00:01:12Yeah, he was everywhere.
00:01:13And then I forget what show he was on, but he bombed horribly.
00:01:17That's right.
00:01:18And then it just kept happening.
00:01:20He just couldn't recover from that.
00:01:22Yeah, he went from being everywhere to pretty much nothing.
00:01:26Hmm.
00:01:28Poor Archibald.
00:01:30Yeah, poor Chucklehead.
00:01:31He was awesome.
00:01:33You would feel sorry for the puppet.
00:01:52Oh, you suck!
00:02:06Hey, which one's the ventriloquist and which one's the dummy?
00:02:12So, Chucklehead.
00:02:13This is so agey.
00:02:14How do cats stop a VCR?
00:02:17I don't know, Archibald.
00:02:19How does a cat stop a VCR?
00:02:22It hits the pause button.
00:02:25I bet that thing has more of a brain left than this old man.
00:02:27Yes, I got it.
00:02:29And I hope it ain't contagious.
00:02:31Looks like we're knocking them dead tonight.
00:02:34Dead?
00:02:36Nothing could resurrect your career.
00:02:39Tell me again why I put up with you.
00:02:42I'm part of your work release, remember?
00:02:46You know, Chucklehead, this is our final performance.
00:02:50What are you going to do in retirement?
00:02:52Get as far away from you as possible.
00:02:55Are those jokes from the Stone Age?
00:02:57That's not nice.
00:02:58Why?
00:02:59How would you like my hand up your ass for 20 years?
00:03:03It's been longer than 20 years, Chucklehead.
00:03:07Don't remind me.
00:03:09They say time flies when you're having fun.
00:03:12No wonder our time together feels like an eternity.
00:03:16What are you going to do in retirement?
00:03:21Honestly?
00:03:23I don't know, Chucklehead.
00:03:27The ventriloquism is barely passable.
00:03:31It's all been done before.
00:03:32And better.
00:03:33This is just sad.
00:03:35Um, hey dummy.
00:03:37Say something.
00:03:42Um, yes, well, ladies and gentlemen, as they say in showbiz, that's all, folks.
00:03:53It means it's time to go.
00:03:56Thanks, Archibald.
00:03:59Thanks, Chucklehead.
00:04:14Better luck next time.
00:04:17There isn't going to be a next time.
00:04:20Good night.
00:04:20Thank you, Chucklehead.
00:04:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:05:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:05:37Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:06:18Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:06:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:06:28Oh, hello, Archibald.
00:06:29How'd your final performance go?
00:06:33As predicted.
00:06:35Oh, you don't look so glum.
00:06:37Now you can move on to new and exciting things.
00:06:40Showbiz is all I know.
00:06:42Did you know my family started in vaudeville?
00:06:45No, really?
00:06:47Yes, way back in 1908.
00:06:49Our family even toured with Barnum Bailey.
00:06:52That's how I got Chucklehead here.
00:06:56Well, maybe it's time that you and that thing take a break.
00:07:06Why don't you pass him on to one of your other relatives and show business?
00:07:11Because I'm the only one left.
00:07:13The last of my kind.
00:07:15It's just him and me now.
00:07:18You seem very depressed.
00:07:21I'm sorry.
00:07:22Look, everything will be fine.
00:07:25Be thankful that you can retire.
00:07:28I'll never be able to.
00:07:31I'm going to my room now.
00:07:33Are you sure you don't want something to eat?
00:07:36The dining room will be open for another 30 minutes.
00:07:38No, but I'll see you at breakfast.
00:07:41Will you be checking out in the morning?
00:07:44No, I'm going to stay a few days more.
00:07:46Good night.
00:07:50Good night.
00:08:24Good night.
00:08:59Cheers, my friend.
00:09:08Not thirsty tonight?
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:28Oh, how I long for the joy of another world.
00:09:39Oh, how I long for the joy of another world.
00:10:03How many high school reunions have we been to together?
00:10:08I don't know.
00:10:10I don't know.
00:10:10About four, maybe.
00:10:12I lose track.
00:10:13I wonder if Maggie will be there.
00:10:15Drop it.
00:10:16You dated her in high school.
00:10:19And you took her to the prom.
00:10:20Big deal.
00:10:22She'll never forget that night.
00:10:25Best five seconds of her life, I'm sure.
00:10:28Every reunion we go to her.
00:10:30Every reunion we go to, she's after me.
00:10:32She's just being nice, that's all.
00:10:34Her husband is never too happy to see you.
00:10:37He's a chump.
00:10:38Well, she realized what a mistake she probably made.
00:10:44He's a rich Wall Street banker with a house on Long Island.
00:10:48Big deal.
00:10:50He's got money, so what?
00:10:52Yeah, look, so what?
00:10:54Let's just enjoy the time we have away from our crazy life.
00:10:58These times aren't going to last forever.
00:11:01Amen.
00:11:03Maggie still wants me.
00:11:04I don't care what you guys say.
00:11:06There's a place right there, up ahead.
00:11:09We have arrived.
00:11:24I guess we'll park here for now.
00:11:26Let's check in.
00:11:28And get something to eat?
00:11:29We wouldn't want Maggie thinking you're malnourished.
00:11:49Well, hello there.
00:11:51Hi, guys.
00:11:52What can I do for you?
00:11:53We have a reservation, a room for Alan Duncan.
00:11:57Okay, let me see.
00:12:01Oh, there you are.
00:12:03Room 203.
00:12:04Maybe the rest of our classmates are here, too.
00:12:07Classmates?
00:12:08Oh, we're here for a class reunion.
00:12:11It's here at the high school.
00:12:12Hmm.
00:12:13Well, no one else has checked in and mentioned it,
00:12:16but then I live outside of town,
00:12:17so I don't know what goes on here.
00:12:19How many hotels do you have in this town?
00:12:22Just two.
00:12:25Well, they must be at the other hotel, then.
00:12:28Hmm.
00:12:28How big was your graduating class?
00:12:31Around 128 kids.
00:12:33Hmm.
00:12:34Well, maybe it's only the three of you, then.
00:12:37Here, here's the key.
00:12:40I see you have a dining room.
00:12:42What time do you serve meals?
00:12:44Breakfast is at 8.30,
00:12:45lunch at noon,
00:12:46and dinner is at 5 sharp.
00:12:48We'll see you at lunch, then.
00:12:50Your room is upstairs and to the left.
00:12:52Okay, thanks.
00:12:53Thanks.
00:13:09It'd be odd if you were the only ones here.
00:13:25Hey, you know,
00:13:27this isn't half bad.
00:13:30Very turn-of-the-century charm.
00:13:33I'm starved.
00:13:35I'm starved.
00:13:36I'm starved.
00:13:43so
00:13:54oh
00:13:55yeah
00:14:06hey does that guy look familiar I wonder what the dummy ordered what can I get you guys I'll have
00:14:18a
00:14:18coconut cheeseburger I'll have a roast beef sandwich and a glass of water I'll try the
00:14:26chicken and biscuits and a coke as well you got it I'll put that order right in hey I know
00:14:34who that
00:14:34guy is he's Archibald the Great he's a ventriloquist I saw him on that's incredible ones he doesn't look
00:14:43so great to me can't be too famous if he's hanging around this town excuse me sir are you Archibald
00:14:52the
00:14:52great why yes yes I am how did you know I saw you on TV when I was a kid
00:15:01would would you mind having a
00:15:03seat with us Chucklehead and I have traveled all over the world we gave our final performance last
00:15:16night are you retiring from the business yes I'm afraid people today aren't into my antiquated style
00:15:23it's time to move on I can't believe you don't have your own reality TV show have you always
00:15:31performed with Chucklehead yes since the very beginning that's cool would you mind if I asked
00:15:38you for an autograph I would be delighted thanks so much it was a pleasure talking with you but we
00:15:54must be going take care thanks again how cool was that swell has been entertainer signed your napkin hope this
00:16:22isn't the high point of our trip come on we made the guy's day
00:16:40Archibald I have your fresh towels
00:16:44where is that weirdo I'm keying in
00:17:00fuck you
00:17:02fuck you
00:17:17that was damn good
00:17:20listen listen we're eating dinner at the reunion you ate so much you're not even gonna be hungry
00:17:28look these things go into the night plenty of time to eat and for other things too
00:17:35please don't tell us you think you're scoring with Maggie tonight who knows
00:17:41dream along with me are you guys ready isn't it a bit early the time did you say this thing
00:17:49started
00:17:504 30 but I thought we'd get there ahead of time so we could get a good table who's paying
00:18:12have fun tonight may I please ask not to be disturbed tonight
00:18:25have fun tonight sure thing thanks
00:18:57I'll see you next time.
00:18:59Hey, why don't we walk? It's only a few blocks away.
00:19:02Because I'm not carrying your drunk ass home tonight.
00:19:06Good point.
00:19:51I don't know.
00:20:01It's time, my friend.
00:20:03We knew this day would come.
00:20:08We did give our final performance.
00:20:13Maybe we'll see one another soon.
00:20:30НАПРЯЖЕННАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:20:36Oh, my God.
00:21:08Oh, my God.
00:21:33Oh, my God.
00:21:41Oh, my God.
00:21:47Oh, my God.
00:21:48Party time.
00:21:49Looks like we're the only one there.
00:21:51Thanks to Mr. Early Bird.
00:21:53Let's go check it out.
00:21:55All right.
00:22:19What the hell?
00:22:21What time did you say this starts?
00:22:22What?
00:22:23See?
00:22:255.30?
00:22:27Yeah, but not today.
00:22:29Next week.
00:22:31What?
00:22:32Oops.
00:22:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:22:36You got the damn date wrong.
00:22:41Sorry, I did.
00:22:43No wonder no one was at the hotel beside Beth and the Ventraliquist.
00:22:48You did it again.
00:22:49You never pay attention to details.
00:22:52It was a simple mistake.
00:22:54We'll come back next week.
00:22:55I can't get off work that soon.
00:22:58We booked a hotel for two days and prepaid for this event.
00:23:03Come on.
00:23:03We've been worse scrapes, right?
00:23:06Come on.
00:23:07I'm sorry.
00:23:07You certainly are.
00:23:10Let's just get out of here.
00:23:13Ugh!
00:23:22Jesus.
00:23:29Hey, hey, Doc!
00:23:38Hey!
00:23:40Hey!
00:23:41Sorry!
00:23:46Sorry!
00:24:17I don't know.
00:24:42I don't know.
00:25:14I don't know.
00:25:15Hey, that was quick.
00:25:20Dingbat gave us the wrong date.
00:25:22It's next week, not this week.
00:25:34Oh, they don't seem too happy.
00:25:37It was an honest mistake.
00:25:39Well, buy them dinner tonight and they'll forgive you.
00:25:42Yeah, I'm gonna have to do something.
00:25:43I'm gonna have to do something.
00:26:13Oh, my God.
00:26:21Oh, my God.
00:26:28Yeah.
00:27:00What the hell?
00:27:53Look, I said I was sorry.
00:27:55I made a mistake.
00:27:57I had the wrong date.
00:27:59I'll make it up to you.
00:28:00I promise.
00:28:01How?
00:28:03A week of vacation at the Bahamas?
00:28:06Tickets to a Broadway show.
00:28:09$200 a slash at the casino?
00:28:12Alright, alright.
00:28:14You're getting a bit carried away.
00:28:16How about dinner on me?
00:28:18Fair enough.
00:28:20You only wasted a week of our vacation time and lots of money.
00:28:26Way to make me feel better.
00:28:28Come on.
00:28:30Come on.
00:28:53Have a good night.
00:29:01What have I done?
00:29:29What can I do for you?
00:29:31Dinner for three?
00:29:32No.
00:29:43What can I do for you?
00:29:47I'm not out.
00:29:48I'm not out.
00:30:18The Echo and Edge Show presents a fascinating
00:30:22dialogue.
00:30:24Echo's technical skills is undeniable, but Ed the Puppet displays a level of sardonic
00:30:30wit that often upstages his human counterpart.
00:30:34The dialogue crackles with an almost uncomfortable honesty, pushing the boundaries of traditional
00:30:40ventriloquism.
00:30:42While the act is undeniably innovative, certain unease lingers.
00:30:48Ed's cynicism, while often hilarious, borders on nihilistic.
00:30:53Is this social commentary, or simply shock about you?
00:31:00The jury's still out.
00:31:03Seraphina and Silas is a study in contrast.
00:31:07I guess he is famous.
00:31:09See, I told you so.
00:31:11That was very nice of them to do a farewell piece on his final show.
00:31:16Turned out better than our reunion.
00:31:21Watch it.
00:31:28Now, Reginald, tell the audience about your latest scientific discovery.
00:31:34Well, Professor, it involves a complex algorithm, a quantum entanglement field, and, oh look,
00:31:42a butterfly.
00:31:45Reginald, please, this is important research.
00:31:49Important?
00:31:51But butterflies are important.
00:31:53They're like flying flowers.
00:31:57His voice, a low and resonant timbre, seems to emanate from a place beyond the stage.
00:32:05It's a performance that transcends mere ventriloquism, entering into the realm of theatrical possession.
00:32:27Where the hell is that waitstaff person?
00:32:54What makes someone want to get into a profession like Archibald?
00:32:57He probably found joy in making other people happy.
00:33:01What are you getting at?
00:33:02I think it takes an odd person to hang out with a ventriloquist, dummy.
00:33:06Odd, but probably wealthy.
00:33:09You can only be so lucky.
00:33:12When he sat down next to us, I couldn't ignore the air of sadness around him.
00:33:19Well, he gave his final performance.
00:33:22I'm sure it was an emotional couple hours for him.
00:33:25It's a lot for one person to deal with, especially an entertainer.
00:33:31They're used to being a center of attention.
00:33:35It's a lot to have to deal with.
00:33:37Still, stop playing psychologist and go back to your video game.
00:33:43Striking out all over the place.
00:33:45It's funny.
00:33:57Have a great night.
00:34:00Good night.
00:34:14Hello, Bassinet Inn.
00:34:15How can I help you?
00:34:21Okay, let me take a look.
00:34:27Thanks for waiting.
00:34:28Yes, we have availability on the 15th and 16th.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:33How would you like to pay for that?
00:34:35Credit card?
00:34:35May I have the credit card number, please?
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:49Okay.
00:34:52You should be receiving a confirmation shortly.
00:34:54And we'll see you soon.
00:34:56Fine.
00:35:12Come in.
00:35:33Alistair and Morazno is a very refreshing cake on the intellectual and thrilled with art.
00:35:42Alistair is like a scholar, measured, composed, always in control.
00:35:50You know guys, I miss high school. Do you?
00:35:55I don't miss it at all. All the clicks and pettiness. Life's better on the outside.
00:36:01You make it sound like jail.
00:36:03It was. Just legalized.
00:36:06How about you, Trey? Did you miss school?
00:36:08I went howling on the school thing.
00:36:11Maggie didn't change your mind?
00:36:13Oh yeah, Maggie. She made every day worth it.
00:36:17Until you got beat up in the locker room.
00:36:20I got slugged a few times, but I always hit back. Remember George Watson and his gang?
00:36:27Sure do. You mopped his ass up in the cafeteria that day. And his potty.
00:36:33Their reputation got ruined and all I got was in-school suspension.
00:36:38Yeah, they never bothered anyone ever again.
00:36:41Most people, when they think of the idea of talking through someone else, think ventriloquism, which these days is just
00:36:46prop comedy.
00:36:47Oh look, there's our friend.
00:36:51Hey, I saw him about a minute ago down the hallway. Wasn't looking too good.
00:36:56Yeah, he's probably just tired.
00:36:57Talking through someone else, like having a dummy or a puppet speak for you, more often is a symptom of
00:37:02mental illness in a dog.
00:37:03Sometimes it's a reaction to something like social anxiety. Some people act one way because that's how they feel they're
00:37:09expected to act, or because they're too scared to be themselves.
00:37:12And they use that other self to let their real personality shine through.
00:37:16They act how they want, and if other people get upset, they can just blame it on the dummy.
00:37:20For others, it's a symptom of some deeper mental illness, like dissociative identity disorder.
00:37:25Think Arnold Wesker and Scarface from the Batman series.
00:37:28Wesker was a criminal genius, but weak and inept.
00:37:30So Scarface was a separate personality that manifested itself, and Wesker created the Scarface dummy so they could look and
00:37:37play the part more.
00:37:38So talking through someone else, usually is a sign that it's time to seek some professional help.
00:37:42Unless, of course, you're stuck in a horror movie.
00:37:45In which case, the other self will slaughter your friends, your family, your neighbors, and that you're date to the
00:37:50senior prom in horrible and gruesome ways.
00:38:29Why?
00:38:30Why?
00:38:31Why are you doing this?
00:38:34This is what you wanted.
00:38:37I never wanted death.
00:38:41Death is a part of revenge.
00:38:45I never wanted revenge.
00:38:49You did.
00:38:51You did.
00:38:53I did?
00:38:54For all the failures.
00:38:57The people who cheated you.
00:39:00The people who laughed at you.
00:39:02Those people.
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06But these aren't...
00:39:08Those people.
00:39:10All people are those people.
00:39:14Revenge.
00:39:28Damn.
00:39:31I need ice, and there's no ice here.
00:39:34No, I thought I saw an ice machine in the lobby.
00:39:37I can go get some.
00:39:38No, I'll go get it.
00:39:40Be right back.
00:39:41No.
00:39:43No.
00:39:44No.
00:39:55No, no, no.
00:39:59No.
00:40:02No, no.
00:40:07Hello?
00:40:09No.
00:40:12I need some ice.
00:40:14Is anyone here?
00:40:24I am never staying at this hotel again.
00:40:27I don't even see an ice machine.
00:40:29Those guys are whacked.
00:40:40Anyone?
00:40:42Anyone?
00:41:04This is ridiculous.
00:41:20No, don't go down there.
00:41:25Who's there?
00:41:45No, don't go down there.
00:41:56No, don't go down there.
00:42:04No, don't go down there.
00:42:06I don't know.
00:42:07I don't know.
00:42:08I don't know.
00:42:08I have to know.
00:42:13Hello?
00:42:17Is anyone here?
00:42:22I need some help. Stop screwing around.
00:42:30What the hell was that?
00:42:38Who's down here?
00:43:06Hello?
00:43:09Hello?
00:43:46You've got to be kidding me.
00:44:12I see the cracks, Silas. The fractures in her carefully constructed realities. I see the void, Silas.
00:44:18The emptiness they try so desperately to ignore, and it calls to us.
00:44:25Hey, Patrick, were you expecting a package anytime soon? Because I got something delivered to me, but it had your
00:44:31name on it.
00:45:00I don't think so.
00:45:03I can't postulate on why they're called dummies with our eyes just staring at me. It feels very judgmental. Anything
00:45:10I say could be offensive. I don't know if I want to offend our new third co-host.
00:45:15Maybe it makes you feel like a dummy because you don't know what to say.
00:45:18You know, maybe it's a feedback loop. Maybe we call them dummies, and it insults them on a molecular level,
00:45:24and they have to lash out in the form of murder.
00:45:55Oh yeah, let's, uh, alright. Goodbye, Patricia.
00:45:58Let's go.
00:46:01Oh, what is this?
00:46:04Hey, boy.
00:46:05Re-rock-destroi-t.
00:46:06Re-lover-by. Let's get in line and break something.
00:46:09Alright, try not to break everything, we still gotta get paid.
00:46:12details, rusty details. I'll get in like.
00:46:15Oh, Shock.
00:46:16Darling, do you feel
00:46:18the electricity in the air?
00:46:20The sheer passion of our
00:46:22performance.
00:46:24Passion, Delphine?
00:46:26I feel gas.
00:46:28Did someone bring the beans?
00:46:30Because that's what's electrifying the air.
00:46:33Shock.
00:46:34Show some restraint.
00:46:36We are artists.
00:46:40Artists who need to eat.
00:46:42I hope we have some good dippers in the audience.
00:46:47Shadow, do you see what I see
00:46:49when I look at them?
00:46:51I see the cracks, Silas.
00:46:53The fractures in their carefully
00:46:55constructed realities.
00:46:58And what do
00:46:59those cracks reveal, Shadow?
00:47:02I see
00:47:03the void, Silas. The emptiness
00:47:05they try so desperately to ignore.
00:47:07The puppet's got more life than you do.
00:47:09Ha! And he's made of
00:47:11wood!
00:47:12Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:47:13Enough about Archibald.
00:47:16Gosh.
00:47:17It'd taken Alan a long
00:47:19time to get that ice.
00:47:21Maybe he got lost.
00:47:23This place is too small
00:47:24to get lost.
00:47:26Maybe he went to the
00:47:27corner store
00:47:27to get some.
00:47:29I'm gonna take a nap.
00:47:31I'm tired.
00:47:32I'm gonna go see if I can
00:47:33see where he wandered off to.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:37Okay.
00:48:00He's waiting for you.
00:48:02He's waiting for you.
00:48:15Please, be warned.
00:48:24Hey, anyone here?
00:48:31Oh, Archibald.
00:48:33Have you seen Alan?
00:48:35Oh, Archibald.
00:48:37Oh, Archibald.
00:48:48Oh, Archibald.
00:48:54Oh, Archibald.
00:48:55Oh, Archibald.
00:48:55Oh, Archibald.
00:48:55Oh, Archibald.
00:48:58Oh, Archibald.
00:49:01Oh, Archibald.
00:49:56Hey, Archibald, I'm talking to you.
00:50:06Man, you look like shit.
00:50:09It's too late for Alan.
00:50:11What?
00:50:13Gather your other friend and leave.
00:50:16You're not making any sense.
00:50:18Let's find a place to sit down and chat.
00:50:21Maybe we can get you some help.
00:50:23It's too late for me.
00:50:25Chucklehead is loose in this hotel.
00:50:28And now he wants to kill everyone.
00:50:31Look, you're taking this Dal thing way too seriously.
00:50:35I know you might be in the dumps about quitting your act, but...
00:50:38It's alive.
00:50:39I am not.
00:50:40My negative energy filled the dummy after I took my life.
00:50:45And now it wants to kill everyone.
00:50:49What?
00:50:50All my negative energy over the years filled the dummy.
00:50:55And now it is exacting retribution on everyone.
00:50:59Be warned.
00:51:05Did I see what I think I saw?
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:10Oh, my God.
00:51:22Oh, my God.
00:51:27Oh, my God.
00:51:28Oh, my God.
00:51:32Oh, my God.
00:51:35I don't know.
00:52:16Hey, what's wrong?
00:52:19We gotta go.
00:52:20I can't find Alan.
00:52:21And Archibald's a ghost or something.
00:52:24He said Alan is dead.
00:52:26Are you nuts?
00:52:29I'm being honest, I swear.
00:52:31He says his dummy chucklehead is alive and killing people.
00:52:36Listen to what you're saying.
00:52:38Are you getting even because we were mad at you?
00:52:42I wish it was.
00:52:44There's only one way to find out.
00:52:47How's that?
00:52:47Let's go to Archibald's room and see.
00:52:50He's probably watching TV.
00:52:53All right, let's go.
00:53:04Archibald, we need to have a word with you.
00:53:07I told you he wasn't there.
00:53:22Archibald, I told you the dude's dead.
00:53:24He's not here.
00:53:31Over there.
00:53:39Oh, my God.
00:53:41I told you he was dead.
00:53:43How did you see him moving around?
00:53:45It was his ghost.
00:53:46I told you that.
00:53:48Well, let's get out of here.
00:53:49That dummy's lurking around here somewhere.
00:54:09I can't make it down the stairs.
00:54:11My leg hurts so much.
00:54:13The room.
00:54:17Oh, my God.
00:54:19Oh, my God.
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:26Oh, my leg.
00:54:29We should be safer now.
00:54:31We have to stop the bleeding.
00:54:34This should help.
00:54:37Thanks.
00:54:38This is so unbelievable.
00:54:41Well, believe it.
00:54:42It's good that it's happening.
00:54:46It's good that it's happening.
00:55:13It's not working.
00:55:14Let me see your phone.
00:55:20It's no good.
00:55:22Well, we're in the middle of nowhere.
00:55:24It's not that.
00:55:26The dummy must have tampered with the router.
00:55:28How could it know to do that?
00:55:31Because it possesses human knowledge.
00:55:33Everything Archibald knew transferred to the dock.
00:55:37Why would the dummy be killing people?
00:55:39Because now it has all of Archibald's pent-up rage and anger at its fuel.
00:55:44That's why it's full of hate and rage.
00:55:46What do we do now?
00:55:48Try to get out of here.
00:55:50I can't go anywhere on this leg.
00:55:53Then I'll have to go.
00:55:58Damn, too high to climb down.
00:56:00What are you going to do?
00:56:02You stay put.
00:56:03You'll be safe here.
00:56:05Please hurry.
00:56:06It really hurts.
00:56:07And I feel lightheaded.
00:56:09You're losing a lot of blood.
00:56:11I will hurry back.
00:56:12I will hurry back.
00:56:48Hey, I need help.
00:56:50Something serious is happening here.
00:56:58Oh, no.
00:57:00No.
00:57:01No.
00:57:13Oh, no.
00:57:43I'll see you then.
00:57:47I don't know.
00:58:19Alan is dead.
00:58:20We're going to have to try to get you out.
00:58:24Oh, no.
00:58:27Fucker, come on out,
00:58:30chucklehead knucklehead.
00:58:42Got it, you chucklehead.
00:58:45No.
00:58:47What the...
00:58:48I don't know.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:59:21So
01:00:05What in the name of Caesar are you all in a state about?
01:00:09I know this is going to sound incredible, but I'm being chased by a living dummy.
01:00:14Dummy? Are you drunk?
01:00:17No.
01:00:18It's Chucklehead.
01:00:19The dummy Archibald used during his final performance?
01:00:23Yeah, I know him.
01:00:24He was here about a night ago.
01:00:26Really poor turnout.
01:00:28But I got overtime, so who cares?
01:00:31We need to call the police.
01:00:34Well, the phone's over there.
01:00:47I got an answer.
01:00:55I'm going to go.
01:01:00I'm going to go.
01:01:10Oh, my God.
01:01:39Oh, my God.
01:02:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:02:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:02:39Oh, oh, oh.
01:02:46Oh, oh.
01:03:07Leave me alone! I didn't do anything to you!
01:03:49Go now. It is finished.
01:03:52What?
01:03:54I know now only I can stop Chucklehead.
01:03:58He is me, and I am him.
01:04:01He has unholy powers!
01:04:03The curtain is closing. Go now, without haste.
01:04:13I take back any negative energy I unwittingly gave you.
01:04:25It is time, my friend.
01:04:33Time to go!
01:04:54Good luck, Archibald. Wherever you are.
01:04:58You are my friends.
01:05:00You are my friends.
01:05:02You are my friend.
01:05:05Come on.
01:05:09Move on.
01:05:11Can't be me.
01:05:19Would you like to join me?
01:05:20Come on.
01:05:21Oh my God!
01:05:24Come on.
01:05:25Oh my God!
01:05:52I don't know.
01:05:57Yes, well, ladies and gentlemen, as they say in showbiz, that's all, folks.
01:06:20I'm coming for you, better run, in this game of cat and mouse.
01:06:25Lock your doors, run upstairs, I'm already in your house.
01:06:30You can run, you can scream, I'll come find you in your dreams.
01:06:34Run away or stay and fight, either way it ends tonight.
01:06:39Grab a knife, grab a gun, grab a pad, let's have some fun.
01:06:44Cut me, shoot me, chop me up, bury me or lock me up.
01:06:48It doesn't matter what you do, I'll be coming back for you.
01:06:52I only got them eyes for you, before I go, you're dying too.
01:06:58Lock her down, bring me into the flames of you.
01:07:07Locking doors, stay and see you're back from here, I'm coming.
01:07:22I'm coming for you, for you, for you, for you, for you.
01:07:29I'm going to get you, get you, get you, get you.
01:07:43I'm coming for you, run away or painting, it doesn't matter what you're doing.
01:07:53I'm coming for you, you can't trust you, I'm giving you, to ever get you.
01:07:58I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you, I'm coming.
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